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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good Morning Rio, Hey guys, Good morning Patsy, Morny and
Speaker 1: day two for the new guy, Alex Cullen. Welcome back
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 4: Bidy, Christian Morning guys.
Speaker 1: Now, Patsy was just buzzing through. Her husband was listening
Speaker 1: to your sport yesterday and he has some notes. Patsy,
Speaker 1: would you like to share with Alex the notes from
Speaker 1: Chris the where I Be Love God.
Speaker 5: It was all very positive. Alex says, I told you God.
Speaker 1: Thank God, because so many have been gone. If Chris,
Speaker 1: who works not in radio but for office works, if
Speaker 1: Chris doesn't get it, just doesn't get the vibe, then
Speaker 1: you go. Sometimes on his command people have left mid
Speaker 1: done break.
Speaker 6: Peter hitch N actually calls for.
Speaker 1: Can you no.
Speaker 5: He did an ear check.
Speaker 7: He got home a bit late last night, had a
Speaker 7: big day and he hadn't heard the show because he
Speaker 7: was in meetings really early yesterday, and he said, please,
Speaker 7: can you get on the logger.
Speaker 5: I'm dying to hear and he absolutely get on the radio.
Speaker 1: Phrase him like the eighties. Well he's there with his
Speaker 1: logging teams. He's like, he's real whines. Let me just
Speaker 1: hear how he did the six thirty. I would have
Speaker 1: led with the line, but okay, this forward one, say
Speaker 1: seven o'clock. But he loved it. No mention of the
Speaker 1: ladder so far with him? About that one, bloody how
Speaker 1: this guy's been out of work for a long time.
Speaker 7: No, he loved and he said, Alex, you sound fantastic.
Speaker 1: This is called the ship sandwich in radio. Okay it is.
Speaker 1: You put a nice bit of like Breos spun on top.
Speaker 1: But there's a pool in the middle of the feedback.
Speaker 1: What did the love God want him to come back?
Speaker 7: And he said, please get him to come at the
Speaker 7: back of his sport because it sounds a bit you know,
Speaker 7: dismiss you just like h your button.
Speaker 1: Listen you Sydney Side of Color, dismiss him one day one,
Speaker 1: dismiss me. Don't you dismiss my wife? Cling maybe on TV?
Speaker 6: That's okay, guys.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, you sound really abrupt, darling. Guys. You know,
Speaker 5: get him to come back.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you cut him off scoundrel.
Speaker 4: No, no good feedback.
Speaker 8: I only alert what w l J was yesterday because
Speaker 8: on the emails I'm getting, I'm saying w l.
Speaker 1: J, I'm like, what is that? Where of he love?
Speaker 1: And you know what, this is the first time I've
Speaker 1: ever heard any of his notes never ever. You know,
Speaker 1: why us to do with his wife?
Speaker 4: He loves his sport.
Speaker 1: That's his sport, that's.
Speaker 5: It's a blood sport.
Speaker 1: What anyway, now, Patty, if you wouldn't mind some feedback,
Speaker 1: I'd like to present to you. And this is glorious feedback,
Speaker 1: silky feedback. Up. See you look you always look on
Speaker 1: point every day. No, no, no, you do right? Your
Speaker 1: glam every day? Right? Yeah, have everyone a team. It's
Speaker 1: always been like that since day one. However, yesterday you
Speaker 1: came in real glamoured up.
Speaker 5: I've got I've got a national TV stuff in here.
Speaker 1: I knew this is what's going on today, though I
Speaker 1: actually it was actually heads turning. I said, wow, you
Speaker 1: look amazing, and I presumed you had some sort of
Speaker 1: functions something going on, not today. But this can't count
Speaker 1: because I'm not funny. Alex is coming like he's come
Speaker 1: to mend the water. Cooling system. He's coming as a
Speaker 1: mechanic today. I mean, I know, is it Melbourney, But
Speaker 1: he's clearly dressing down for radio and saving the suit
Speaker 1: for TV and Charl seven. It looks like he's he's
Speaker 1: a farmer or something. Listen.
Speaker 4: I looked at my shirts this morning. I was like,
Speaker 4: none of those are do.
Speaker 1: Not pack them or something?
Speaker 4: Oh I did, but they're all not iron They look terrible.
Speaker 8: I'm like, I'm not gonna wear a polo shirt.
Speaker 4: No way, come on.
Speaker 1: No, exactly, be calcul Actually this can't carry on. These
Speaker 1: are new outfits.
Speaker 7: Now, I'm going to be me and you be you
Speaker 7: and everyone be everyone, and it's a happy day.
Speaker 6: Don't dismiss it.
Speaker 1: That longer to life.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Chris, no, I'll pass it on.
Speaker 1: Listen Alexe, we we love God. Just get me a
Speaker 1: quick call SA at the end that rate you just
Speaker 1: sent a bit dismiss it to me, like it'd be
Speaker 1: nice to say a host has the funny stuff there,
Speaker 1: like you would have done with Carl or something like that. Hey,
Speaker 1: bat to you Christian in the studio comedy genius. Is
Speaker 1: that better?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Now, listen, how are you getting on what was yesterday's
Speaker 1: day for you? Because your two twin daughters. So Alex
Speaker 1: cutting and joined the show and he's moved here from
Speaker 1: Sydney with his with his wife and his three young kids,
Speaker 1: and you've got two twins that started at kinder yesterday.
Speaker 1: How do they get on it done? The first day
Speaker 1: they were duckst to water.
Speaker 4: Apparently.
Speaker 8: I obviously wasn't there for taking them air because I
Speaker 8: was here. But they were lovely, they were they went
Speaker 8: really well. They were happy. They've got each other, which
Speaker 8: is really nice. Earlier we weren't going to have them
Speaker 8: in the same class because there wasn't room for them.
Speaker 8: But apparently now they're in the same class, which is great.
Speaker 4: All good.
Speaker 8: The day was fantastic. The end of the day not
Speaker 8: so good. The playground at the school. We took them
Speaker 8: there obviously, and we took Max, so the whole family
Speaker 8: is there. And that was the moment when the emotions
Speaker 8: just came out, and you know, you're trying to make
Speaker 8: a good impression with the other parents and you're like, oh,
Speaker 8: you're being nice and kind to everyone and happy, and
Speaker 8: then the kids just start squabbling. Max pushes Evie off
Speaker 8: the play equipment. She almost like falls off fully, she
Speaker 8: somehow catches herself. She starts crying. I go over to
Speaker 8: our try and console her. Max is upset. It's just
Speaker 8: a mess. And that's just terrible because you want to
Speaker 8: make that good impression, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And oh, the parents are looking at us, going, oh
Speaker 4: my god, who are these people?
Speaker 1: But they haven't moved to another city so young. It's
Speaker 1: so much big emotion for them. It must be overwhelming
Speaker 1: and exciting. Yea, too much those little bodies. Isn't it
Speaker 1: all that energy?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 8: And but you're right, so much of this new environment,
Speaker 8: so much getting used to things. And I was really
Speaker 8: proud of them actually, because it's a big deal for them.
Speaker 8: And a little MAXI too. He was he had an
Speaker 8: orientation day at his preschool.
Speaker 1: And how old is Max?
Speaker 8: He's threes four next month and he's mastering the monkey bars.
Speaker 4: He was very proud of that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I said, practice makes perfect.
Speaker 1: All right. So every Tuesday on the show. Then in
Speaker 1: the first off and now we do think called Monday
Speaker 1: or Loser, real, are you a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 6: I thought I was a Monday Winner.
Speaker 9: I thought I had scored tickets to the Arctic Monkeys,
Speaker 9: who I didn't even know coming to Australia.
Speaker 1: I know the hair a couple years ago. They're incredible. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're brilliant live as well.
Speaker 6: Yes, I saw them at rod Labor a few years ago.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh my god, they're back. They're here.
Speaker 9: Friday I was like, oh my god, so saw the
Speaker 9: Facebook ad, got tickets.
Speaker 6: Then yesterday Avo.
Speaker 9: My mate, calls me and he's like, hey, are you
Speaker 9: You've got tickets to Arctic Monkeys?
Speaker 1: Are right?
Speaker 6: I was like yeah. He's like, are you sure they're here?
Speaker 9: And yeah, they're playing at one seventy Russell, Like they're
Speaker 9: definitely here. It seems like a really small venue for
Speaker 9: them to be playing. I was like, yeah, no, but
Speaker 9: they're definitely checked it. I have tickets to the Antarctic
Speaker 9: Monkeys the UK number one most sought after Arctic Monkeys
Speaker 9: Tribute Act.
Speaker 1: You know what I don't. I don't think you're going
Speaker 1: to be only person they're going the monkeys that.
Speaker 6: They use the exact same logo.
Speaker 9: It looks exactly like the Arctic Monkeys except for a
Speaker 9: few more letters, and then in small writing at the
Speaker 9: bottom of it says Arctic Monkeys Tribute.
Speaker 1: Act scammed on Facebook like an old old s I
Speaker 1: gave them you'll be on a current affair. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't know they came for young people like you. I know,
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to go. I don't know
Speaker 1: that's what I was going to ask. You said that
Speaker 1: those tribute bands are incredible. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean even the photos. He looks exactly like Alex.
Speaker 1: They are so tight. You still have it. They will
Speaker 1: sound probably very close and polished.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I guess they probably they'll just do greatest
Speaker 6: hits with any.
Speaker 1: Because they don't know it. Yes, stuff perhapsally you and
Speaker 1: Monday Winner or Loser.
Speaker 7: I am so winning. We have got a new cleaner
Speaker 7: and she is fantastic. She came for the first time yesterday.
Speaker 7: She's a lifesaver. You've got to have a cleaner if
Speaker 7: you you know, if you're both working and it's just hectic,
Speaker 7: it's just brilliant.
Speaker 1: I've got home. We're giving cleaners away next week, Charlotte.
Speaker 1: He gave away a cleaner. Actually, let's do clean a week.
Speaker 5: Great idea, yes, but it's just so nice to come
Speaker 5: home when.
Speaker 1: You know, just just a rewinder one because I know
Speaker 1: you had a cleaner. And then she obviously just add
Speaker 1: in the world. She retired at twenty five. I think
Speaker 1: you said she was moving to America.
Speaker 5: She's moved to Queensland, right.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, were you're going to see her one. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's popping back to get a few bits I left behind.
Speaker 7: She was like Mary Poppins, she was so anyway, we've
Speaker 7: got this new girl. She came yesterday. Well she is
Speaker 7: like over the top fantastic. She even does the loo
Speaker 7: roll like they do in the hotel in like a
Speaker 7: neat little point of.
Speaker 6: The triangle.
Speaker 1: Bquet.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 6: It was just iron amazing to see how the other
Speaker 6: half lived.
Speaker 5: No, I did not expect her to do that, but
Speaker 5: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: A nice paid by the hour where you don't want
Speaker 1: them wasting time with the points She went. Obviously, I
Speaker 1: don't mean funny Christa where we love God. You know
Speaker 1: it's going to come back and destroy that pan that
Speaker 1: big old sort of bearsmit of his. She's going to
Speaker 1: be ripping it off the wall. He's not doing it
Speaker 1: like that. That's the only time it's gonna She's gonna
Speaker 1: spend half half the day just doing that.
Speaker 6: You've got a lot of roles to get through it.
Speaker 5: She's brilliant and I am just living life to my best.
Speaker 1: Rio you do you and what's going to do if
Speaker 1: patter you got in two years? Okay, you're a Monday
Speaker 1: winner or loser. Let us know.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, the pressure right now that news and
Speaker 1: Sport booth. Not just a city listening, not just a
Speaker 1: world listening. Chris to where we love going right now?
Speaker 1: Pen behind his ear? All right, he's already looking at
Speaker 1: going six thirty one. Should be getting into it right now.
Speaker 1: Go again, Reset the clock, go again, Reset the clock,
Speaker 1: go again. You better be quitting. Do not be dismissing
Speaker 1: over tying that He'll have your horse whipped out of
Speaker 1: this city all the way back to Sydney. Come in.
Speaker 1: It lasted two days. I don't know whether on Monday
Speaker 1: Winner or loser. I mentioned this yesterday, but I picked
Speaker 1: up some sort of infection on antibiotics at the moment.
Speaker 1: Really wasn't very well of the weekend. I had to
Speaker 1: go to the doctors with a fever on Friday, and
Speaker 1: it meant I couldn't go out for my twenty first
Speaker 1: year old daughter's evening celebratory dinner. Luckily, I was fully
Speaker 1: fine for her actual birthday and we had a great day.
Speaker 1: And so I was at home with a fever and
Speaker 1: these men Yesterda had the doctor will be back in said, look,
Speaker 1: it might not be what I thought it had. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was like, right, so to dad, I've got to
Speaker 1: go for pats. We've got to go for an ultrasound
Speaker 1: today check renal function. And then she goes. Obviously what
Speaker 1: we discussed in here right This is when I started
Speaker 1: getting noticed, because what we're discussing here is patient is
Speaker 1: it remains in this room. I was like, what is
Speaker 1: she going to hit me with it right now? I
Speaker 1: actually started getting sweaty and nervously what she found out
Speaker 1: because they did so soon. They did some tests over
Speaker 1: the weekend. I was like, what is she discovered them?
Speaker 1: Am I pregnant? She goes, why I'm really going for
Speaker 1: ultrasound is a check out giveney function? But maybe you know?
Speaker 1: She goes, and he did go and have some blood
Speaker 1: tests right away. I was like, okay, and she goes,
Speaker 1: now are we going to also do some tests for STDs. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well in Fiji there was this Opijean mama and I'm
Speaker 1: only guman. My wife was scuba diving. She couldn't see it.
Speaker 6: Hey, there was a woman your wife was suspicious about you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go down, No, no you, And she goes like,
Speaker 1: for example, Gonnery.
Speaker 6: You can tell Christian this is a safe studio.
Speaker 1: I won't. Now we're only a few months away from
Speaker 1: those Harald Sun rumors about my marriage. Oh dear, So anyway,
Speaker 1: I went had the blood test, no STDs.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: What goes on between us and our audience every morning
Speaker 1: is very strict DJ listener confidentiality. Christian of my Monday
Speaker 1: winter kind of Saturday night, we had friends around for dinner.
Speaker 1: I cooked a lovely roast. We laughed, drank wine, laughed
Speaker 1: some more, and then they left. My wife and I
Speaker 1: sat up until the wee hours of Sunday morning, taking
Speaker 1: turns to two songs and Oasis on YouTube, with more
Speaker 1: wine and a cheeky whiskey. We awoke Sunday with a
Speaker 1: confirmation and a confirmation email and a terrible hangover. We
Speaker 1: bought two restricted view tickets to see Oasis work seven
Speaker 1: hundred dollars amount of times where anyone's done that. There
Speaker 1: should be a breathalyzer on laptops and computers seriously, where
Speaker 1: if you're over the limit, you cannot put your credit
Speaker 1: card in, you can't post a message on social media,
Speaker 1: and you cannot buy anything. I remember a friend of
Speaker 1: mine who is a very well known actor back in
Speaker 1: the UK. He one night and early morning had a
Speaker 1: very big session and about a week later got a
Speaker 1: phone call from London and the Customs and Excise Department
Speaker 1: a heater air and he'd brought the He was he's
Speaker 1: a massive fan of Planet the Apes, but the original movies.
Speaker 1: He'd brought one of the Chariots.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, twenty two thousand.
Speaker 1: Whoa Ashley realized maybe he needed some mouth he still has.
Speaker 9: You've got in his garden talking point?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's a talking point all right? Yeah, both
Speaker 1: in talking point.
Speaker 6: Chariots that it is.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. I got a lovely email last week from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners, Alexander. Great name Christian. I listened
Speaker 1: for a few years and it struck me I might
Speaker 1: be your most distant listener. I listened to show in Dundee, Scotland,
Speaker 1: which is on the east coast of Scotland. Can anyone
Speaker 1: beat this? Internet radio is a wonderful thing, Alexander Rio,
Speaker 1: How far is our friend Alexander from us here in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: As the crow fliers sixteen eight hundred and fifty kilometers?
Speaker 4: Hello Christian, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, we don't want to hear here all right, So
Speaker 1: Alexander and Dundee is lay down to Gornton. I think
Speaker 1: we want to find other listeners who are listening in
Speaker 1: far away places now. Actually, even in the state of Victoria,
Speaker 1: there are listeners who are not listening on FM because
Speaker 1: obviously there could be five six seven hours away and
Speaker 1: you could still be in country VIC listening somehow, not
Speaker 1: in their fam but online to the show. So let's
Speaker 1: start here in Victoria and anywhere else. If you think
Speaker 1: you're listening to the show right now quite far away,
Speaker 1: text a call. If you want to call me, you
Speaker 1: give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two. You
Speaker 1: jump on Google Maps, you can plot in their distance.
Speaker 1: Does Google macs even have a phrase as the crow close?
Speaker 1: We still use that old timey phrase to h I
Speaker 1: love saying that it's an old timey phrase that is
Speaker 1: still with us.
Speaker 4: Why is the crow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I guess they don't dilly dally. They don't
Speaker 1: like their original ed the original ways they get no, No,
Speaker 1: it's the crow, only the crow, not as the pigeon flies,
Speaker 1: as the crow fly.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What.
Speaker 1: Are the Odds? I get an email last week from
Speaker 1: Alexander in Dundee, East coast of Scotland, sixteen and a
Speaker 1: half thousand k's away from us. He's listening live right now.
Speaker 1: It literally had no idea I'd even got his email,
Speaker 1: read his email and then I'm reading it out and
Speaker 1: he's listening. He's literally just made his day. Now it's
Speaker 1: my pleasure. Thank you very much listen to our show.
Speaker 1: So we now want to find other fans from Afar.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to the show wherever you are, and
Speaker 1: it is a far far sorry years Afar. You got it,
Speaker 1: my friends, please let us know text me please four
Speaker 1: seventy five three one oh four three come on in too.
Speaker 1: Reese listening in warner More, Victoria. Christian the theory about
Speaker 1: straight as the Crow. Sailors used to carry crows or
Speaker 1: ravens and release them to hype help find land. The
Speaker 1: birds would always instinctively head towards shore, hence as the
Speaker 1: crow flies. Wow, Judy, do you know what I was
Speaker 1: about to say? That is great knowledge and I've seen
Speaker 1: them in brackets. She went, thank God for chat ept nothing.
Speaker 1: We're chatting to machines.
Speaker 4: They're taking over.
Speaker 1: They are Oh no Jewels, Christian Team. I'm listening from Stallwell,
Speaker 1: which is only about three hour trive from album, but
Speaker 1: I listened every morning and really enjoy the show. That
Speaker 1: song Alex and Monica, thank you very much. How far
Speaker 1: away is that?
Speaker 6: That is two hundred and thirty four kilometers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, as the crow Kolak. Richard listened to us
Speaker 1: every single day in Kolak.
Speaker 6: Take your guest, Patsy Cola is just out at you long.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know. It's about an hour is it?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 6: One hundred and fifty eight?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Beautiful about Slough, England where the office, the English
Speaker 1: Office was said, yes, Slow, is that.
Speaker 6: A real place.
Speaker 1: City? Yeah, that is a real place, not far from
Speaker 1: where Ricky was born. No, it is awful.
Speaker 6: It's so bad.
Speaker 1: People in Slow wouldn't be upset with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they lived near there for a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty bleak. Yeah even the
Speaker 1: name yes slow, Yeah, it's a slough like sow. Now
Speaker 1: how many miles? How many canes a way do you
Speaker 1: think it is? Oh?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I know the answer.
Speaker 1: Pt What is that?
Speaker 6: Sixteen mill Daura?
Speaker 1: How far away from Melbourne do we think mill Daura is?
Speaker 1: That's going to be five hundred and ninety two? What
Speaker 1: is it? Rio?
Speaker 6: Five hundred and forty seven?
Speaker 1: Come on good?
Speaker 6: Wagger Wagger, Wagga wagger.
Speaker 4: Oh so good? The name it twice?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's where one carry.
Speaker 1: Is from you Yeah, not really clean to fame for
Speaker 1: that place, is it.
Speaker 4: There's a few others from there too.
Speaker 6: That's in New South Wales.
Speaker 1: So we've got a Carol listening right now from there.
Speaker 1: That must be what eleven hundred k'sya's.
Speaker 6: Twelve hundred and ninety far off?
Speaker 1: Very good? Found a new secret skin is so useful,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Keith? He's coming then if you're listening from
Speaker 1: afar The.
Speaker 3: Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Now listen team. Everything on this show isn't iteration. That's
Speaker 1: what creativity is. We're constantly work in motion. We're finding
Speaker 1: ways to adapt and tweak I get it. It's day two,
Speaker 1: not even day two, really day one point three for
Speaker 1: Alex Connor. Now Alex had just heard the sports bulletin there.
Speaker 1: Ten out of ten, wow, very very good out of ten.
Speaker 1: The sign off though, dismissing, Oh you actually just went,
Speaker 1: you actually went, and that that's sport. I'm back in
Speaker 1: half an hour. Wait are you off somewhere mate, I'm
Speaker 1: going to go and get some fancy clothes to keep
Speaker 1: up with Patsy, keeping up with the Joneses. Back in
Speaker 1: half an hour. Yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 4: Going to duck it for a bit.
Speaker 1: It's like that little shot back in thirty. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going to duck it off side that sport.
Speaker 9: That's what night drop sport out.
Speaker 1: There's no more sport for another thirteen minutes. What are
Speaker 1: you going to do with your NOILM, no sports? I'm done.
Speaker 1: I guess these guys do something next thirty minutes. And
Speaker 1: then mister TV just answers back. And your mom's listening
Speaker 1: right now? Oh what is your mum's name? And and
Speaker 1: and thank you very much for listeners show You've got
Speaker 1: a wonderful son, by the way, Alex Collens. Mum here
Speaker 1: now she's listening. Now, where is mom? She'd be just
Speaker 1: dead side.
Speaker 8: They town of Cannable in northwestern New South Wales.
Speaker 1: Now how far would that be?
Speaker 4: Oh god, I reckon that would be.
Speaker 1: And she's at a farm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on the farm there, cattle week whatever else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look like you are you going to go
Speaker 1: back o the way you're dressed today, you're going to
Speaker 1: go back and help out with the cattle.
Speaker 4: Or she did give me these blunstones. She gave me
Speaker 4: just blunstones. That's the guy for ends.
Speaker 6: What are you injured about?
Speaker 1: Not cheat? You know?
Speaker 4: She gave my brother a Ryobi leaf blower.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thanks, but you're mister Fancy City's Liquor. And
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Today we're trying to find who is listening from Afar.
Speaker 1: Good morning to Anna listen every morning Monday to Friday
Speaker 1: to the show in Brisbane, Queensland. Good morning. Shout out
Speaker 1: to anyone listening in Queensland. Christian, I listen to showy.
Speaker 1: I'm in Newcastle, You've got to come over this way.
Speaker 1: Amazing wineries. I'm there, just got to get this ultrasound
Speaker 1: sword out with the kidneys. First of all, Christian, I'm
Speaker 1: listening in Cobden, over two hundred miles away. My rubbish
Speaker 1: binstick has still going strong. Thank you very much. That
Speaker 1: army is still holding up. Christian. I'm listening in w
Speaker 1: A right now, Mandura, and hello to Jazz. Listening to
Speaker 1: the show right now on the Goldie as well. Kenny
Speaker 1: Loge's on gold It's eleven minutes past seven. It is
Speaker 1: time for this week. Small thing, big rage, small things,
Speaker 1: small things in life to drive you mad. So ventel screen,
Speaker 1: don't go to work angry. What is it right now
Speaker 1: for you in your lives? A small thing that has
Speaker 1: driven you nuts? Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 7: I hate when we go out, as was the case Sunday.
Speaker 7: I hadn't had breakfast and Chris and I thought we'd
Speaker 7: go out for a coffee. Ords was off at a
Speaker 7: mate's place with all go for a coffee, not actually
Speaker 7: officially lunch, but let's go out.
Speaker 1: For a coffee, Ga the preamble.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, So.
Speaker 7: We're there and I said, I actually might be a
Speaker 7: little bit, you know, peckish. So I ordered a little
Speaker 7: chacutaie board and I said, do you want anything in
Speaker 7: the morning.
Speaker 5: I've been running with that.
Speaker 1: What we got? One am on the old one hand
Speaker 1: on the charcoutere board, shoving up the meat. Did one
Speaker 1: flicking over that complimentary heralds son a look at Alex's
Speaker 1: goin shot from a Steadia goes, good, Lord, close it, mate,
Speaker 1: Barry White. Those peppery icy meats the first.
Speaker 6: Thing to put your mouth in the morning.
Speaker 1: He's like baking.
Speaker 7: It was basically really lunchtime. It was like a mini one. Anyway.
Speaker 7: I said to Chris do you want anything? He said no, seriously,
Speaker 7: I had a big breakfast.
Speaker 5: I do not want anything. Do not order anything for me?
Speaker 7: So anyway, the chicu rig board comes and then he
Speaker 7: ends up eating about three quarters of it for someone
Speaker 7: who didn't want anything.
Speaker 1: It's like, but who can turn that down?
Speaker 7: I don't say you don't want anything, order something, or
Speaker 7: I'll get a bigger one.
Speaker 1: My wife was always the one who does that in
Speaker 1: our relationship, actually driving that. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be very good. Actually no, And then
Speaker 1: the moment sunds up, she goes, actually, don't want to
Speaker 1: find before I can't even get to pierce my own seal.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I hate that.
Speaker 9: My partner and I actually negotiate percentages before the meals
Speaker 9: come out.
Speaker 6: We're looking at.
Speaker 1: It's a socially better than us.
Speaker 9: That was the problem because we're hungry, and so.
Speaker 6: We have to be like, okay, I want I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: Hungry two men, Wow.
Speaker 9: Like seventy five of yours, twenty five of mine.
Speaker 1: Now, Alex, you've you've moved cities. Your life must be
Speaker 1: just hell of unpacking and building up, basically rebuilding and
Speaker 1: life from scratching a new city.
Speaker 8: Yeah, massive rage here the last few days.
Speaker 1: You've given yourself a black eye in the process that had.
Speaker 4: Bruised from the experience.
Speaker 8: I had to connect the internet here and I was
Speaker 8: told not to bring the black box. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 8: that's the NBN connection, of course, so I was, and
Speaker 8: that just brought it all undone. Really, so I had
Speaker 8: to get these other wires. There was an eighty USL.
Speaker 1: Connection and we've got some sort of different internet hair
Speaker 1: than New South.
Speaker 8: Well perhaps maybe I'm like, what's this router? Is there
Speaker 8: a router problem?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: There were like sockets behind the TV. They're like, no,
Speaker 8: there's no soccer. It's an eightysl cable. I'm like, what's
Speaker 8: an eightsl CA?
Speaker 1: How can I still be the case now with the
Speaker 1: March of Ai where we've still got these archaic cables? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold bag like easy?
Speaker 8: Yes, Oh my god, I go to JB High fight. No,
Speaker 8: we don't have that cable. It's gonna be an eighty
Speaker 8: of cl Why do you go to JACA? I ring
Speaker 8: up Jaca? Hi, guys, what sort of modem is I
Speaker 8: don't know what sort of motive it is. It's just
Speaker 8: it's modem is an I forty five seven? Or is
Speaker 8: it six and forty five?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I got quite upset. I got a bit antsy. I'm like, mate,
Speaker 8: come on, you know how you get in that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because no one actually, no one can help you.
Speaker 4: No, no.
Speaker 8: And my poor wife she drove to j Car later
Speaker 8: on to find this other cable.
Speaker 4: And you wouldn't believe this.
Speaker 8: I opened the one of the cupboard doors and there
Speaker 8: was the great.
Speaker 1: See your wife, Bonnie, basically calmly and just watching you
Speaker 1: have a tanta and just calmly fixing it.
Speaker 4: All she did.
Speaker 8: And in the Jacas store there was this toy robot
Speaker 8: that the girls went in and they just knocked it over,
Speaker 8: went smashing over the floor, and the guy was just
Speaker 8: like apoplectic, and my wife's going, oh my god.
Speaker 4: It was a complete desisive.
Speaker 1: Robot these days put itself back together Google or whatever.
Speaker 4: So that was a terrible start.
Speaker 8: And finally we got it working and and god, because.
Speaker 1: You got kids, you need that Wi Fi. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: like oxygen in the house. Oh my god, I think
Speaker 1: it's actually more more.
Speaker 4: Now, what's you on the laptop?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 4: At one stage I'm going off the phones.
Speaker 1: Spot it was next, I mean even was used up
Speaker 1: all your streaming? Do you there? You bring this country
Speaker 1: to all with our third world into web Melbourne and.
Speaker 8: Then the washing, Missine, that's a whole other story. I
Speaker 8: had to buy a reducer. The reducer connection wasn't working.
Speaker 8: What's a reducer, great question, Pats. I didn't know what
Speaker 8: it was. It's like a small brass fitting that goes
Speaker 8: from one connection to the other.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: And I finally got that on.
Speaker 8: I had to put all this this tape, this plumber's tape,
Speaker 8: so it fit on properly.
Speaker 1: It still drips a little bit. It looks real legit,
Speaker 1: but it's fine.
Speaker 4: It's okay. I'm going to go with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, when we moved here, we still realized that
Speaker 1: all our all our applients has had uk pommy.
Speaker 6: You got all your plants.
Speaker 1: So I had to hire guy and basically rewire everything
Speaker 1: iron hair dries and then washing machines. Oh my. He
Speaker 1: was around about two hours going through and just rewiring
Speaker 1: all those what is because we've got to move house
Speaker 1: a couple months time. And I literally woke up at
Speaker 1: two am in the morning. You know, we have those
Speaker 1: two am thoughts when it's his panic and dread, and
Speaker 1: it was, oh my god, even though we don't move
Speaker 1: for about five months. Was oh no, I'm going to
Speaker 1: have to read too. The home printer. No no, I
Speaker 1: can't go back, Sarah, Oh my god, the home printer
Speaker 1: to the land, the w land or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I can't go back. I can't go back the head
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, all right, Small thing, Big rage? What
Speaker 1: is it for you?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Small Thing, Big Rage? What is it for you? Christian?
Speaker 1: Want a car is going significantly lower than the speed limit.
Speaker 1: It tries to be nuts. It's like twenty or thirty under,
Speaker 1: move out the way or get the train or walk.
Speaker 9: Caylen told me she took a lift with someone in
Speaker 9: the team and said she drives like.
Speaker 5: An excuse me, is a maniac behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed. I'd rather get there safely
Speaker 1: with Nana Pats downs abuse. Yeah, watch out Bogan on
Speaker 1: their own. Yeah, listen Vin Diesel.
Speaker 5: White knuckle ride in there, Yeah, Caitlin.
Speaker 7: I move at the speed in which the car should go,
Speaker 7: how it should move.
Speaker 1: You should be in the F one movie Smash Brad Pitt.
Speaker 5: That's I just feel the road and off.
Speaker 1: Feel the road. Yeah, that's what a racing driver would say.
Speaker 1: That's why you shouldn't be allowed a non normal roads.
Speaker 1: You're not feeling the road. What should do is feel
Speaker 1: the speed limit. I do.
Speaker 5: Stay relatively close.
Speaker 4: To click over.
Speaker 1: You are you're you're you are right. You're a tailgator.
Speaker 1: You are lethal. I've been in a carp with you,
Speaker 1: and it is covering those to grab the dashboard when
Speaker 1: you trim with somebody and you're you're the passenger and
Speaker 1: you put the foot downs if you're trying to g
Speaker 1: that's not the Jesus.
Speaker 5: But are you all not still here? Happy?
Speaker 1: Insane because it once just you can roll that dice
Speaker 1: only once fast furious any who's he you eve been?
Speaker 1: Sometimes wear you behind a car. This was me the
Speaker 1: other day where it doesn't look like there's a human
Speaker 1: driving it. Wait someone tiny right, tiny or very old right?
Speaker 1: Well you're just like, I don't think is that are
Speaker 1: they testing these drivers? Car?
Speaker 6: Is a thirteen year old?
Speaker 1: Call the police and then you go, I can't even
Speaker 1: see fingers on the wheel. Here's that ghost car, that's there?
Speaker 1: Small thing, big rage, Christian. I have a favorite pillow.
Speaker 1: Everyone has their pillow. Yeah. I get really angsty when
Speaker 1: it's like it's like Goldie Docks, who's moving my pillow?
Speaker 9: Yes, Because they're all the same pillow case, it's hard
Speaker 9: to tell which one's yours.
Speaker 1: Well, now we've all got those kind of you know,
Speaker 1: temper peding memory phones. One spinally's Christian. I have a
Speaker 1: favorite pillow that I get fierce over if my parsonate
Speaker 1: partner doesn't hand it over within a matter of seconds,
Speaker 1: if I find him laying on it, if he's a
Speaker 1: showered and his hair as work my pillow, it's even worse.
Speaker 1: That's on Gemma, Small thing, big rage. This is a
Speaker 1: great modern one. These haptic buttons on everything. What's a
Speaker 1: haptic button? Well, it's one that responds to pressure. It's
Speaker 1: not your traditional button, which is push in push outs.
Speaker 6: I like a Prista okay, yeah, not.
Speaker 1: Even that, Patsy. You know now they're kind of like
Speaker 1: it's try and get anything to turn on.
Speaker 6: It's like try light touch kind of wine.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, my dry's got one of these where
Speaker 1: it's not finding the G spot. You there?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Am? I right? Guys, am I right, guys? Give me
Speaker 1: there an hour.
Speaker 4: He bubbling around in the dark.
Speaker 6: You got it?
Speaker 1: Christian, give me a damn button or switch back? Why
Speaker 1: did everything go haptic? Either accidentally touched the thing on?
Speaker 1: I spend five minutes trying to press them up, and yes,
Speaker 1: I said, get it, Julie. Pump dispensers for body lotion.
Speaker 1: You always moaning about this? Aren't you always wonding about
Speaker 1: moving up and the problems with it? When the stem
Speaker 1: is never long enough? What's happened to another world? This
Speaker 1: is Judy's words, are not mine. I'm just a messenger
Speaker 1: every day. Pump dispensers for body lotion, Christian, the stem
Speaker 1: is never long enough that stops working with about twenty
Speaker 1: percent left at the bottom, and then because of the
Speaker 1: design of the pump, they are to balance upside down
Speaker 1: to get the remand lotion to the neck of the
Speaker 1: bottle to better use it and pump it up against
Speaker 1: more things creation to me and then we move on
Speaker 1: right now, Thanks yours.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Shark on podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday joined the Messina lyrics. One of them was about
Speaker 1: hard cheese, and we start to speculate, but our favorite
Speaker 1: hart hard cheese isn't get into a quite a year
Speaker 1: hard talk about hard cheese, and sadly and I got thousands,
Speaker 1: if not millions of complaints. We've went out of time.
Speaker 1: And now I listened to feedback and I was hauled
Speaker 1: over the coals by the boss and said, you should
Speaker 1: have dropped the rest of that pony old show you
Speaker 1: do and just solid forty over and it's clear the
Speaker 1: ads cleared the songs and just gone into a deep dive.
Speaker 1: Boss suit, You're right, I was wrong. I'm still learning,
Speaker 1: still learning from the wise master. So now we have
Speaker 1: time till the next twenty minutes to have a hard
Speaker 1: talk about heart cheese. Great, where are we on this?
Speaker 1: Who is in the corner of the dam. Are we
Speaker 1: all Cheddar? Who's with me with manchego parmesan?
Speaker 6: Now that parmezan for me is untouchable. Goat. I don't know.
Speaker 9: I actually don't know how you could put up any
Speaker 9: other cheese that comes close to it. It does everything
Speaker 9: see utility player Swiss armon knife.
Speaker 1: You're right, I had a Caesar salad last night. You
Speaker 1: put a bit of parmesanswers to flavor it us.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's my bad balls. Yeah, grated in a.
Speaker 1: Sandwich itself with some cured meats. No it is, it's lovely. No, No,
Speaker 1: with some cured meats, yes, yeah, some chili jam.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you're talking.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right. So in terms of power rankings, huh,
Speaker 1: all right, what's the e J witting? You heard the
Speaker 1: sports news there and the one hundred year history of
Speaker 1: the club. Who's the e J winning of the hard cheesus?
Speaker 1: Who's at the top?
Speaker 9: Well, for me, my personal vote is that the e
Speaker 9: J wridden is Parmes. I don't know who's the bonds
Speaker 9: and Pelly? The number two?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 1: Not Cheddar?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got to go off vitage Cheddar?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah, such an all rounder compared to the parmesan, which
Speaker 7: can be a little bit you know, funky like a
Speaker 7: b I.
Speaker 1: Or the smell. In terms of the usage, definitely imagine
Speaker 1: a world with no parmesan. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: in that world.
Speaker 9: It's more of a quiet taste, Patty, So I understand more.
Speaker 1: Dare I say basic palettes.
Speaker 6: They sophisticated people like.
Speaker 1: You and I, you know, sort of men about time, playboys,
Speaker 1: you know. But for your more bogan putt you've got,
Speaker 1: You've got your cheddar, you know, just going to craft.
Speaker 6: More like the yellow ones, you know, the individual wrapper.
Speaker 1: I have a load of those that I use when
Speaker 1: I'm doing a barbecue just with cheeseburgers. Because you need
Speaker 1: those yellow ones. I've got someone who they're actually orange yellow,
Speaker 1: the ones that you look like. You get them at
Speaker 1: the servo stations of nowhere, individually wrapped.
Speaker 7: Surely, eddar is like the Swiss arm knife of cheese,
Speaker 7: which can be used for so many different things.
Speaker 5: It's got to be second on the list, surely.
Speaker 8: Yeah, bac and cheese, piece of baggy cheese on jests
Speaker 8: or as they call his savoy.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, that's simple, beautiful, effective, but I don't
Speaker 1: like it when it's too crumbly. I love it's too messy. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's called hard for a reason. I want
Speaker 1: it rock hard, Okay, I don't want to do it
Speaker 1: crumbly because then it's like it's all over me. You're
Speaker 1: you're loosing too much, too much of the value of it.
Speaker 1: It's crumbled away.
Speaker 5: That Mersey Valley, Are you with me?
Speaker 1: You know what? I if I had to relocate the
Speaker 1: radio show anywhere, and my heart will always be rich
Speaker 1: from where our studio is. I want to be in
Speaker 1: that cheese.
Speaker 5: It like comes off like skiing.
Speaker 1: And annimal lecture, Harriet lecture in the newsroom sale cheese?
Speaker 10: Who is?
Speaker 1: It comes off like skin magnific? Is that an amniramal thing?
Speaker 4: Mercy Valley?
Speaker 1: If you ever want to do some voiceover and it
Speaker 1: flakes off like soriatis, it's gorgeous. All right, listen, guys,
Speaker 1: we've been very selfish today. Let's open up the lights
Speaker 1: right now because right now the people of this city
Speaker 1: are banging on the doors. Let us have ours, let
Speaker 1: us have ours. Speak about hard cheeses. Lines are open now,
Speaker 1: Where are you with hard cheeses? We need to try
Speaker 1: and make my e the power rankings, and please do
Speaker 1: not call in if you can try and defend crumbly cheese.
Speaker 1: When is anything good that's crumbly? No third seen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two. Hard Talk about hard.
Speaker 3: Cheese Christian O'Connell Show one Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connor. We're talking about power rankings of hard cheese.
Speaker 1: I just have to look on all the different cheese
Speaker 1: as there are. Obviously, you know cheddar we've discussed. Now
Speaker 1: what do people think about it? See, I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of Manjaco.
Speaker 6: Oh what do you have manchego with?
Speaker 1: Oh chilly jam ransdom pickle. Sometimes apricot jam is great
Speaker 1: with a piece of cheddar or graar. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is a real blockbuster. Shut the door the avenue.
Speaker 1: You've got hot gray air. Oh my god, it comes
Speaker 1: in that wheel.
Speaker 6: Oh is that what that one is?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, Oh my?
Speaker 1: What about Gouda? Oh gooda gooda times.
Speaker 6: Good at times. I like gouda in a toasty oh pansy.
Speaker 1: Al right, let's say some cool So let's go to
Speaker 1: Andrew here, Come morning, Andrew, Good morning, all hell, and
Speaker 1: you're welcome to the show. All right, Hard cheese. What's
Speaker 1: your favorite.
Speaker 11: Parmesan by a mile?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, it's hard to get past it. It's
Speaker 1: got to be a one or two, isn't it. What
Speaker 1: do you have it with? Now?
Speaker 11: I'll give you a little family sacred I used to
Speaker 11: work in manufacturing of parmesan cheese.
Speaker 1: Oh and inside created on a little fried pan for
Speaker 1: thirty seconds, just until golden brown.
Speaker 11: And you've got a mixture of an inzact biscuit and
Speaker 11: a violet crumble.
Speaker 1: That's about the texture. Yes, it's it creates like a
Speaker 1: it's a brittle kind of thing.
Speaker 11: It certainly does.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, a honey almost that honeycomb, isn't it? You
Speaker 1: crack it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, give it a game.
Speaker 12: It's absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1: You get in trouble for doing it? Yeah, you old rebel.
Speaker 1: The top of the crem brew let parmesan, it shutters.
Speaker 1: Oh my, yes, what a break the cheesy glass. Wake
Speaker 1: the flavor and will love that? Just thirty seconds in
Speaker 1: the pan? Just palmes, how many oil? Man? I just
Speaker 1: straight own oil? Isn't it? Comes with you? All right?
Speaker 1: And you thank you very much? Insider Frank, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Frank, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Ok Now, you're yes, just.
Speaker 1: The cool show us. So we're here for particularly and
Speaker 1: wake you up, Frank, you boy, we'll get you out
Speaker 1: of that bed all right then, sleepy Frank. Now, Frank,
Speaker 1: where are you on hard cheese? What do you think mate?
Speaker 11: Pickerin Or is so much better than Palmers?
Speaker 1: Oh? I think they're stable mates. I think they're the
Speaker 1: Deakos brothers. They work well together. Let's not break them off.
Speaker 1: I like how you said pecorino. Is it not peccari
Speaker 1: or romano?
Speaker 11: Yes, that's one version. We'll got the Melbourne versions to
Speaker 11: make with cow's milk, but traditionally it's made with cheap's milk.
Speaker 1: Ah, is that right?
Speaker 6: And how are you eating the peccarina?
Speaker 11: Predominantly just graded on pasta, but I'll eat it any
Speaker 11: which way.
Speaker 1: Cereal honey, yeah, honey, my honey.
Speaker 4: And cheese is great yeah, and jam as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Frank, Frank, you're talking our language right from
Speaker 1: that recline in the bed there. I love it, all right, Frank,
Speaker 1: have a good Where have you got to go to today? Frank?
Speaker 1: You're not going to get wig get somewhere.
Speaker 11: There'll be at work at eight thirty.
Speaker 1: And where do you work in your house.
Speaker 11: You worked from home or no, likely likely eighty minutes away.
Speaker 11: I'm going to knock city today today.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, and Frank, I get the feeling. You work with
Speaker 1: the public. You are customer facing.
Speaker 11: I'm facilities manager.
Speaker 1: Knew it, I knew, I knew. This guy is a leader.
Speaker 1: He's a CEO. If Astronomer looking for the new CEO.
Speaker 1: We found him. He likes to keep it. They met.
Speaker 1: He won't start into late thirty. I don't know what it's saying, Frankie,
Speaker 1: he needs to go to but they need an honest man.
Speaker 1: You get, Frank, that's in the need right now. Another
Speaker 1: andy guy banging that lady from what's h half? Frank
Speaker 1: would do that? Get out bet today five to wait
Speaker 1: stay start there at Astronomer at solid eight thirty. Frank,
Speaker 1: I love it. You take care of mate. Good luck
Speaker 1: with those facilities today. They need managing, mate, they need managing.
Speaker 1: See you, Frank.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Two ways you can call the show until the next
Speaker 1: twenty minutes done before we got the time waster on
Speaker 1: thirteen fifty five, twenty two. No parents, no single bear
Speaker 1: and ever gets to parented without several countless scars, injuries
Speaker 1: from their own kith and kin. If your kid has
Speaker 1: injured you. I remember once one of my young daughters,
Speaker 1: when she was just five, just walked up to him
Speaker 1: and I wasn't he chatted to my wife in the
Speaker 1: kitchen and did just punched me in the ground five.
Speaker 1: She would have no idea, But honestly, it was like
Speaker 1: Alexander Ussuk and I literally like, it's hard to describe
Speaker 1: to women what that's like. You will just disappear.
Speaker 9: Yeah, women don't like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know char you're so full of it. You
Speaker 1: don't know so much mystery.
Speaker 6: Seriously, how would you know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, loved kidney stones.
Speaker 1: That one far away from the kidney stones. I've got
Speaker 1: an ultrasound today. Is you ever got a kidney probes?
Speaker 1: I'm reckon partly wants to have kidney stones still as
Speaker 1: bad as that when loves punched me in the sack
Speaker 1: of love and dropped me just you're just it. It's
Speaker 1: like you're just like you've been short circuited and the
Speaker 1: lights go out when the eyes you just you drop,
Speaker 1: you actually drop.
Speaker 5: Because you're weak.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's there's something done tests on it.
Speaker 1: There's something that goes on there. Literally, the electric circuits
Speaker 1: of the male body do short circuit. That's why you
Speaker 1: you fall to the ground. You seem will double Even
Speaker 1: the US see if there's an accident or they actually
Speaker 1: get kicked in the sack, they're allowed five minutes to
Speaker 1: recover in there. It's violent, can't but they're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa wa, wo take five minutes. Take your time. You
Speaker 1: know they can kick and punch each on the head
Speaker 1: and choke each other out, but whoa, whoa wait, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're gentlemen locked into this here cage it was, and
Speaker 1: my wife was like, count Chris, you're worrying the kids.
Speaker 7: You don't see them stop at a Matilda's game. If
Speaker 7: they've got, like, I don't know, monthly pain or anything.
Speaker 7: I think you're at with that.
Speaker 13: It's even in the conversation monthly monthly pain, what are you?
Speaker 1: You can say what it is pain?
Speaker 7: You don't see them saying, oh, hang on, I've got cramps. Girls,
Speaker 7: let's just stop playing for ten minutes. Just doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Were talking about today. It's being injured by kids. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you did your daughter give you a period? Then? Are
Speaker 1: you listening to the show now? Paul on it.
Speaker 10: She's got a black eye. Still, I've got a black eye.
Speaker 10: It's going all these different shades of black and purple.
Speaker 10: And yeah, Evie took me out yesterday, my six year
Speaker 10: old twin daughter. I was picking up all nuts shells
Speaker 10: and she just took me out and there was blood
Speaker 10: in my eye. I couldn't see out of it. They screamed.
Speaker 10: I don't know what the neighbors heard, but it wouldn't
Speaker 10: have been good.
Speaker 1: And is that an accident will clash your heads?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a class like serious class of head.
Speaker 8: She took off as I was standing up and it
Speaker 8: just bowing ow.
Speaker 4: And so I've got to wear glasses now when I can.
Speaker 8: And picking up the kids from school yesterday, all the
Speaker 8: parents are looking at have you had checked out?
Speaker 1: Because you don't even damage your cornea?
Speaker 4: I don't know, No, No, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, by the time you start that new show on
Speaker 1: Channel seven, you don't even wear like an iPad. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: bloody hell, what god cool? It's really taking. It's totally
Speaker 1: old Channel nine sacking all them crazy eyed low pezz
Speaker 1: is back. You've got to have a thing though, you
Speaker 1: know you're going to set yourself apout. Well, one, I'd
Speaker 1: have an eyepadch that would be quite distinguished. Look for
Speaker 1: you on seven somethings come different about change his hair colored.
Speaker 1: iPads is a singer in the nineties, had eyepatch. It
Speaker 1: was Gabrielle has come true. Yeah, yeah, bring it back,
Speaker 1: all right? But looking for your stories? Have you been
Speaker 1: injured by your kids? And here's the other one. Give
Speaker 1: me a corn now, if you've been injured by kids?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two, who did you sit next to? Now?
Speaker 1: It might be someone famous, might be someone of no
Speaker 1: or it might be Rio's story, which he said to
Speaker 1: me just now. When he gave him the top line
Speaker 1: of what it is, he went, I've actually got clammy
Speaker 1: hands and all I know is the headline. Her went,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds horrendous. You're trapped next to
Speaker 1: that person.
Speaker 6: The hands are clamming.
Speaker 1: God, this is some story. Who did you sit next to?
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm flying back to Sydney. I take my seat.
Speaker 9: I'm looking down the aisle. Blood runs cold. A ghost
Speaker 9: from COVID past has emerged, an X from a from
Speaker 9: my perspective, a very obvious COVID situationship. At no point
Speaker 9: had there been any discussions of exclusivity or anything like that.
Speaker 9: That didn't seem to matter as the relationship disintegrated and
Speaker 9: didn't end on great hurt.
Speaker 1: To you just by random what are yours? You're next
Speaker 1: to an ex I see her like a COVID one
Speaker 1: one it was.
Speaker 6: It was COVID was for single people. In COVID, it
Speaker 6: was a judge.
Speaker 9: It was a hard exactly, and you're just looking for
Speaker 9: you know, everyone was looking for companionship came out of
Speaker 9: COVID and there were robust discussions and people were upset.
Speaker 9: And I still claim I'm innocent.
Speaker 6: She would not see it the same way, so she
Speaker 6: had a different operation.
Speaker 1: Though it was the start something or it was a relationship.
Speaker 1: She thought it was can you be honest, what's this
Speaker 1: a string of encounters or an individual express It was.
Speaker 9: A string of encounters. We'd only ever been to each
Speaker 9: other's houses. It was COVID, We'd never actually been a
Speaker 9: proper date. So for me, I thought that was that
Speaker 9: had set the tone of the relationship.
Speaker 6: It was just some hanging.
Speaker 9: Out transactional transactional yes, yes, that it was not seen
Speaker 9: the same way, and that the.
Speaker 1: It ended up badly.
Speaker 9: Then, yes, and that was the last time that i'd
Speaker 9: seen them. And then I said, like that coffee, I
Speaker 9: was like, it is I'm looking. I'm looking out the
Speaker 9: plane window like trying to rotate my head so no
Speaker 9: facial features can be can be seen. So I'm stearing
Speaker 9: out the window, staring at the window, and you and
Speaker 9: part of you you just know, you're like, oh, this
Speaker 9: is my karma.
Speaker 1: Like this. They're not just on the plane, They'll be
Speaker 1: in the seat next.
Speaker 6: Yes, they're there for a reason. She sits down.
Speaker 9: I like, sheish look over and I go to start like, okay,
Speaker 9: you just got to go into this, im like, and
Speaker 9: then she clocks me. She must have clocked me earlier,
Speaker 9: but she looked straight at me, headphones on, looks straight ahead,
Speaker 9: kidding Christian.
Speaker 6: We did not say a word for the entire flight.
Speaker 6: I'm sitting there and I'm seeing there.
Speaker 1: Completely actually loud.
Speaker 9: It was the longest flight of my life, and it
Speaker 9: was shorter than that it was and I couldn't I
Speaker 9: couldn't go to the toilet because then I have to
Speaker 9: start another sort of I need to engage her again,
Speaker 9: and then that can start a whole thing. So I'm
Speaker 9: just sitting there like the toilet, but just staring, just
Speaker 9: straight like eyes like those horses have those, just staring
Speaker 9: completely still.
Speaker 1: I still imagine if it was a longer fly, you
Speaker 1: go say, like a four or five hour excuse me,
Speaker 1: excuse me? Are they saying nothing? Then the show was
Speaker 1: she on the aisle?
Speaker 6: No, I was on the window. She was in the middle,
Speaker 6: and it was.
Speaker 1: In the middle. What did you about the old show?
Speaker 1: In that elbow space, you folded into yourself, you turtled up.
Speaker 9: She was next to you, literally, Christian, literally.
Speaker 1: Terrible breakup that you weren't even a where it was
Speaker 1: a proper break up. My word, that's hell.
Speaker 6: When you got off though, whatever, when you got just
Speaker 6: left in silence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't. Okay, So now you know who
Speaker 1: do you sit next to? Have you got a story
Speaker 1: like that.
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Speaker 1: I thought, we're not going to get any stories as
Speaker 1: close to your intensity and organized. It's like a scene
Speaker 1: from a jad Apatow movie. We're all sweating in that
Speaker 1: story of being on a fly, and lo and behold
Speaker 1: our randomly life puts you next to an X after
Speaker 1: a very upsetting breakup.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's us, just saying to Alex.
Speaker 9: Then I just knew it. I knew she was as
Speaker 9: soon as you saw. Like she's gonna sit. She's going
Speaker 9: to sit.
Speaker 1: It's not just a plane, It's not just it's the
Speaker 1: seat next to me. Oh wow. However, this story is
Speaker 1: is close. This is something else Christian of a story
Speaker 1: about sing next to someone. It was a story my
Speaker 1: German teacher told us. Our school had an exchange to
Speaker 1: Germany and a few years ago, on the plane ride
Speaker 1: over there, some of the girls was the next to
Speaker 1: a gentleman and naturally started talking to hibout their trip.
Speaker 1: He was very kind and polite gentleman, and eventually the
Speaker 1: plane got to Perth, the plane was suddenly diverted and
Speaker 1: forced to make an emergency landing. There. The police came
Speaker 1: flying onto the plane armed and took this guy off
Speaker 1: in handcuffs. The man was a known serial killing. My goodness,
Speaker 1: who had escaped? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Whoa, I mean I'd still rather that.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, wow anything mar Wow, Wait, that is some story.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, Emma, thank you very very much. Incredible story.
Speaker 1: All right, So today then, how did your kids injure you?
Speaker 1: And who did you sit next to thirteen fifty five
Speaker 1: twenty two, Barbara, Good morning, Welcome to the show. Good morning,
Speaker 1: all right, Barbara, So how did your kids injure you?
Speaker 2: We were on a holiday in Bateman's Bay. We went
Speaker 2: to a carnival and hopped onto a charter and luckily,
Speaker 2: I said, on the right hand side. It sort of
Speaker 2: shunts from left to right and they squashed me and
Speaker 2: frictured two ribs.
Speaker 1: Oh you got body sounds.
Speaker 4: The church has brutal.
Speaker 2: Band from going on that.
Speaker 1: Ever again, they fractured your ribs.
Speaker 14: Yep, two of them.
Speaker 1: It's a hard fracture resort. It takes ages to get
Speaker 1: over them. You can't breathe fully. It's awful in any
Speaker 1: movement you do, and I mean any movement involves using
Speaker 1: your torso and so there's no comfortab position again sleeping tonightmare,
Speaker 1: Oh the terrors. That's horrendous. Ye.
Speaker 14: Anyway, two days later we drove back to Melbourne, got
Speaker 14: some more X rays and just waited for the recovery.
Speaker 1: Oh by me, Barbara, Thank you very much for sharing
Speaker 1: your story. Mate. Thanks you calling the show. Take care
Speaker 1: Hi John, Good morning, John Christian, Hello John, thanks for
Speaker 1: calling the show. So what did your son do John?
Speaker 12: When he was around twelve months old. I start the
Speaker 12: floor fixing a door, and he was stumbling around. He
Speaker 12: fell forward, reached out the break of full and managed
Speaker 12: to scratch my corner her eyeball with his fingernailsful.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, John.
Speaker 12: Screaming and know he's done. He's just sort of it's
Speaker 12: just about a week, wow, Alex.
Speaker 1: John, thank you very much for showing the story. Mate.
Speaker 1: They're squeeze in one more now like the chart. Tracy,
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning. I'm just letting you know about my daughter
Speaker 14: who was instrumental in punching artery on the top of
Speaker 14: my foot. She was being a bit naughty and she
Speaker 14: was sitting on a chair in the kitchen. I picked
Speaker 14: her up and as we walked, the chair hit the
Speaker 14: top of my foot, and I stopped her in a
Speaker 14: room muttering, and you know, under my breast. Came back
Speaker 14: and I seen my other daughter sitting on the chair
Speaker 14: looking like something had happened. I turn around and there's
Speaker 14: blood on the wall, blood on the floor, and I
Speaker 14: look down and my foot is spurting like about a
Speaker 14: meter high.
Speaker 1: You're like bleeding out.
Speaker 14: Anyway, my husband comes in and he says, oh.
Speaker 6: My god, we've steady me because.
Speaker 14: He thought I'd done something to the child. But no,
Speaker 14: it was me and my foot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, we had.
Speaker 14: A huge team of Homer on the top of the
Speaker 14: foot and tripped to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wait that is Tracy.
Speaker 14: I said, No, I'm in my pajamas. No, I'm not
Speaker 14: an ambulance, not yet when.
Speaker 1: It got changed. Yeah, that's it, Tracy. This is a
Speaker 1: gift Tim on the show. I want stories with who
Speaker 1: before the ambulance came, went and got change. People have
Speaker 1: an outfit just in case we're now in that age group, Pats, Well,
Speaker 1: maybe we need that outfit ready because one day it's
Speaker 1: coming from.
Speaker 5: Us hospital back.
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Speaker 1: You know, your chargers all in there. So he suddenly
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Speaker 1: been waiting for this day? Or if you get arrested,
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Speaker 1: Hearing that story from John, Why are kids fingernails like wolverine?
Speaker 1: You're right, they come out like that. The one thing
Speaker 1: I couldn't leave when I first met my daughters when
Speaker 1: they're born.
Speaker 13: The nails they've got, big nails've been growing in there,
Speaker 13: but the nails they come up with this now, Ryan,
Speaker 13: you're right like tal Yes, it's incredible.
Speaker 4: My daughters are probably scratching each other because.
Speaker 1: They clawing at each other in there. Yes, all right,
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