WEBVTT - FULL: Rock Hard Cheese 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.245 I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more Gold one, I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:25.084 Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:00:27.245 --> 0:00:30.645 Good Morning Rio, Hey guys, Good morning Patsy, Morny and 0:00:30.805 --> 0:00:33.764 day two for the new guy, Alex Cullen. Welcome back 0:00:33.765 --> 0:00:34.445 to the show. 0:00:34.245 --> 0:00:35.525 Bidy, Christian Morning guys. 0:00:35.725 --> 0:00:38.685 Now, Patsy was just buzzing through. Her husband was listening 0:00:38.725 --> 0:00:43.604 to your sport yesterday and he has some notes. Patsy, 0:00:43.644 --> 0:00:45.725 would you like to share with Alex the notes from 0:00:45.845 --> 0:00:47.125 Chris the where I Be Love God. 0:00:47.245 --> 0:00:50.044 It was all very positive. Alex says, I told you God. 0:00:50.004 --> 0:00:53.245 Thank God, because so many have been gone. If Chris, 0:00:53.284 --> 0:00:56.605 who works not in radio but for office works, if 0:00:56.685 --> 0:00:59.725 Chris doesn't get it, just doesn't get the vibe, then 0:00:59.805 --> 0:01:02.925 you go. Sometimes on his command people have left mid 0:01:02.925 --> 0:01:03.365 done break. 0:01:04.405 --> 0:01:05.645 Peter hitch N actually calls for. 0:01:08.205 --> 0:01:09.645 Can you no. 0:01:09.765 --> 0:01:10.525 He did an ear check. 0:01:10.525 --> 0:01:12.125 He got home a bit late last night, had a 0:01:12.125 --> 0:01:14.285 big day and he hadn't heard the show because he 0:01:14.325 --> 0:01:16.765 was in meetings really early yesterday, and he said, please, 0:01:16.845 --> 0:01:18.165 can you get on the logger. 0:01:18.365 --> 0:01:23.645 I'm dying to hear and he absolutely get on the radio. 0:01:23.845 --> 0:01:26.565 Phrase him like the eighties. Well he's there with his 0:01:26.645 --> 0:01:30.045 logging teams. He's like, he's real whines. Let me just 0:01:30.085 --> 0:01:32.445 hear how he did the six thirty. I would have 0:01:32.485 --> 0:01:34.165 led with the line, but okay, this forward one, say 0:01:34.285 --> 0:01:37.325 seven o'clock. But he loved it. No mention of the 0:01:37.405 --> 0:01:41.045 ladder so far with him? About that one, bloody how 0:01:41.085 --> 0:01:42.485 this guy's been out of work for a long time. 0:01:43.445 --> 0:01:47.085 No, he loved and he said, Alex, you sound fantastic. 0:01:48.165 --> 0:01:51.645 This is called the ship sandwich in radio. Okay it is. 0:01:51.645 --> 0:01:53.845 You put a nice bit of like Breos spun on top. 0:01:53.885 --> 0:01:55.965 But there's a pool in the middle of the feedback. 0:01:56.205 --> 0:01:58.125 What did the love God want him to come back? 0:01:58.125 --> 0:02:00.245 And he said, please get him to come at the 0:02:00.245 --> 0:02:02.525 back of his sport because it sounds a bit you know, 0:02:02.805 --> 0:02:06.045 dismiss you just like h your button. 0:02:06.485 --> 0:02:10.365 Listen you Sydney Side of Color, dismiss him one day one, 0:02:10.805 --> 0:02:21.165 dismiss me. Don't you dismiss my wife? Cling maybe on TV? 0:02:21.445 --> 0:02:23.845 That's okay, guys. 0:02:23.605 --> 0:02:27.285 No, no, no, you sound really abrupt, darling. Guys. You know, 0:02:27.445 --> 0:02:28.365 get him to come back. 0:02:28.645 --> 0:02:30.965 It sounds like you cut him off scoundrel. 0:02:31.725 --> 0:02:32.605 No, no good feedback. 0:02:32.765 --> 0:02:35.605 I only alert what w l J was yesterday because 0:02:35.605 --> 0:02:37.405 on the emails I'm getting, I'm saying w l. 0:02:37.445 --> 0:02:41.005 J, I'm like, what is that? Where of he love? 0:02:42.845 --> 0:02:44.885 And you know what, this is the first time I've 0:02:44.965 --> 0:02:49.125 ever heard any of his notes never ever. You know, 0:02:49.165 --> 0:02:50.685 why us to do with his wife? 0:02:51.525 --> 0:02:52.365 He loves his sport. 0:02:55.605 --> 0:02:57.885 That's his sport, that's. 0:02:57.965 --> 0:02:58.725 It's a blood sport. 0:02:59.565 --> 0:03:03.765 What anyway, now, Patty, if you wouldn't mind some feedback, 0:03:03.965 --> 0:03:06.965 I'd like to present to you. And this is glorious feedback, 0:03:07.485 --> 0:03:12.605 silky feedback. Up. See you look you always look on 0:03:12.765 --> 0:03:15.405 point every day. No, no, no, you do right? Your 0:03:15.445 --> 0:03:18.165 glam every day? Right? Yeah, have everyone a team. It's 0:03:18.405 --> 0:03:20.805 always been like that since day one. However, yesterday you 0:03:20.885 --> 0:03:22.325 came in real glamoured up. 0:03:23.125 --> 0:03:25.925 I've got I've got a national TV stuff in here. 0:03:25.965 --> 0:03:29.205 I knew this is what's going on today, though I 0:03:29.285 --> 0:03:31.885 actually it was actually heads turning. I said, wow, you 0:03:31.885 --> 0:03:34.085 look amazing, and I presumed you had some sort of 0:03:34.085 --> 0:03:37.645 functions something going on, not today. But this can't count 0:03:37.765 --> 0:03:41.085 because I'm not funny. Alex is coming like he's come 0:03:41.125 --> 0:03:44.445 to mend the water. Cooling system. He's coming as a 0:03:44.485 --> 0:03:47.125 mechanic today. I mean, I know, is it Melbourney, But 0:03:47.405 --> 0:03:50.445 he's clearly dressing down for radio and saving the suit 0:03:50.485 --> 0:03:53.845 for TV and Charl seven. It looks like he's he's 0:03:53.845 --> 0:03:55.845 a farmer or something. Listen. 0:03:56.125 --> 0:03:57.925 I looked at my shirts this morning. I was like, 0:03:58.125 --> 0:03:59.245 none of those are do. 0:03:59.125 --> 0:04:00.085 Not pack them or something? 0:04:00.165 --> 0:04:02.685 Oh I did, but they're all not iron They look terrible. 0:04:02.845 --> 0:04:04.605 I'm like, I'm not gonna wear a polo shirt. 0:04:04.685 --> 0:04:05.925 No way, come on. 0:04:05.925 --> 0:04:10.245 No, exactly, be calcul Actually this can't carry on. These 0:04:10.245 --> 0:04:11.045 are new outfits. 0:04:11.405 --> 0:04:12.965 Now, I'm going to be me and you be you 0:04:13.045 --> 0:04:15.125 and everyone be everyone, and it's a happy day. 0:04:15.365 --> 0:04:17.285 Don't dismiss it. 0:04:18.085 --> 0:04:18.964 That longer to life. 0:04:20.964 --> 0:04:24.165 Christian O'Connell show on podcast. 0:04:24.685 --> 0:04:26.325 All right, all right, Chris, no, I'll pass it on. 0:04:27.085 --> 0:04:29.525 Listen Alexe, we we love God. Just get me a 0:04:29.604 --> 0:04:30.884 quick call SA at the end that rate you just 0:04:30.885 --> 0:04:32.765 sent a bit dismiss it to me, like it'd be 0:04:32.844 --> 0:04:35.844 nice to say a host has the funny stuff there, 0:04:36.164 --> 0:04:38.284 like you would have done with Carl or something like that. Hey, 0:04:38.804 --> 0:04:42.765 bat to you Christian in the studio comedy genius. Is 0:04:42.804 --> 0:04:43.205 that better? 0:04:43.685 --> 0:04:43.885 Yeah? 0:04:44.724 --> 0:04:47.284 Now, listen, how are you getting on what was yesterday's 0:04:47.325 --> 0:04:49.525 day for you? Because your two twin daughters. So Alex 0:04:49.525 --> 0:04:52.044 cutting and joined the show and he's moved here from 0:04:52.085 --> 0:04:54.364 Sydney with his with his wife and his three young kids, 0:04:54.404 --> 0:04:57.404 and you've got two twins that started at kinder yesterday. 0:04:57.404 --> 0:04:59.244 How do they get on it done? The first day 0:04:59.404 --> 0:05:00.325 they were duckst to water. 0:05:00.404 --> 0:05:00.804 Apparently. 0:05:00.924 --> 0:05:03.445 I obviously wasn't there for taking them air because I 0:05:03.484 --> 0:05:05.405 was here. But they were lovely, they were they went 0:05:05.445 --> 0:05:07.885 really well. They were happy. They've got each other, which 0:05:07.924 --> 0:05:10.445 is really nice. Earlier we weren't going to have them 0:05:10.484 --> 0:05:12.284 in the same class because there wasn't room for them. 0:05:12.284 --> 0:05:14.645 But apparently now they're in the same class, which is great. 0:05:15.724 --> 0:05:16.244 All good. 0:05:16.404 --> 0:05:19.085 The day was fantastic. The end of the day not 0:05:19.205 --> 0:05:23.565 so good. The playground at the school. We took them 0:05:23.565 --> 0:05:26.724 there obviously, and we took Max, so the whole family 0:05:26.804 --> 0:05:29.604 is there. And that was the moment when the emotions 0:05:29.685 --> 0:05:31.525 just came out, and you know, you're trying to make 0:05:31.565 --> 0:05:33.885 a good impression with the other parents and you're like, oh, 0:05:33.924 --> 0:05:36.365 you're being nice and kind to everyone and happy, and 0:05:36.604 --> 0:05:40.085 then the kids just start squabbling. Max pushes Evie off 0:05:40.125 --> 0:05:43.085 the play equipment. She almost like falls off fully, she 0:05:43.125 --> 0:05:46.804 somehow catches herself. She starts crying. I go over to 0:05:46.844 --> 0:05:50.885 our try and console her. Max is upset. It's just 0:05:50.924 --> 0:05:56.004 a mess. And that's just terrible because you want to 0:05:56.005 --> 0:05:57.684 make that good impression, is what I'm saying. 0:05:57.804 --> 0:05:59.525 And oh, the parents are looking at us, going, oh 0:05:59.565 --> 0:06:00.844 my god, who are these people? 0:06:01.044 --> 0:06:04.885 But they haven't moved to another city so young. It's 0:06:04.964 --> 0:06:07.284 so much big emotion for them. It must be overwhelming 0:06:07.325 --> 0:06:10.005 and exciting. Yea, too much those little bodies. Isn't it 0:06:10.044 --> 0:06:10.684 all that energy? 0:06:10.844 --> 0:06:11.005 Yeah? 0:06:11.005 --> 0:06:11.364 It is. 0:06:11.685 --> 0:06:16.964 And but you're right, so much of this new environment, 0:06:17.044 --> 0:06:19.205 so much getting used to things. And I was really 0:06:19.245 --> 0:06:22.364 proud of them actually, because it's a big deal for them. 0:06:22.525 --> 0:06:25.325 And a little MAXI too. He was he had an 0:06:25.364 --> 0:06:27.685 orientation day at his preschool. 0:06:27.885 --> 0:06:29.244 And how old is Max? 0:06:29.445 --> 0:06:33.724 He's threes four next month and he's mastering the monkey bars. 0:06:33.724 --> 0:06:34.685 He was very proud of that. 0:06:35.005 --> 0:06:35.284 Wow. 0:06:35.404 --> 0:06:37.525 Yeah, And I said, practice makes perfect. 0:06:40.565 --> 0:06:42.485 All right. So every Tuesday on the show. Then in 0:06:42.484 --> 0:06:44.085 the first off and now we do think called Monday 0:06:44.645 --> 0:06:47.124 or Loser, real, are you a Monday winner or loser? 0:06:47.284 --> 0:06:48.684 I thought I was a Monday Winner. 0:06:48.765 --> 0:06:51.844 I thought I had scored tickets to the Arctic Monkeys, 0:06:52.085 --> 0:06:54.604 who I didn't even know coming to Australia. 0:06:54.685 --> 0:06:56.684 I know the hair a couple years ago. They're incredible. Yes, 0:06:56.724 --> 0:06:57.925 they're brilliant live as well. 0:06:58.085 --> 0:06:59.845 Yes, I saw them at rod Labor a few years ago. 0:06:59.885 --> 0:07:01.484 I was like, oh my god, they're back. They're here. 0:07:01.565 --> 0:07:03.525 Friday I was like, oh my god, so saw the 0:07:03.525 --> 0:07:05.445 Facebook ad, got tickets. 0:07:06.005 --> 0:07:08.365 Then yesterday Avo. 0:07:08.164 --> 0:07:10.925 My mate, calls me and he's like, hey, are you 0:07:10.925 --> 0:07:12.165 You've got tickets to Arctic Monkeys? 0:07:12.165 --> 0:07:12.444 Are right? 0:07:12.525 --> 0:07:15.525 I was like yeah. He's like, are you sure they're here? 0:07:15.565 --> 0:07:18.205 And yeah, they're playing at one seventy Russell, Like they're 0:07:18.205 --> 0:07:20.925 definitely here. It seems like a really small venue for 0:07:21.005 --> 0:07:23.765 them to be playing. I was like, yeah, no, but 0:07:23.804 --> 0:07:29.325 they're definitely checked it. I have tickets to the Antarctic 0:07:29.405 --> 0:07:34.485 Monkeys the UK number one most sought after Arctic Monkeys 0:07:34.525 --> 0:07:35.124 Tribute Act. 0:07:35.405 --> 0:07:37.085 You know what I don't. I don't think you're going 0:07:37.125 --> 0:07:39.845 to be only person they're going the monkeys that. 0:07:41.045 --> 0:07:42.725 They use the exact same logo. 0:07:43.405 --> 0:07:46.605 It looks exactly like the Arctic Monkeys except for a 0:07:46.645 --> 0:07:48.845 few more letters, and then in small writing at the 0:07:48.845 --> 0:07:51.045 bottom of it says Arctic Monkeys Tribute. 0:07:50.645 --> 0:07:58.845 Act scammed on Facebook like an old old s I 0:07:58.885 --> 0:08:03.405 gave them you'll be on a current affair. Yeah, I 0:08:03.405 --> 0:08:05.765 didn't know they came for young people like you. I know, 0:08:06.005 --> 0:08:08.205 I thought I was going to go. I don't know 0:08:08.205 --> 0:08:09.645 that's what I was going to ask. You said that 0:08:09.845 --> 0:08:12.564 those tribute bands are incredible. Yeah. 0:08:12.605 --> 0:08:15.525 I mean even the photos. He looks exactly like Alex. 0:08:16.325 --> 0:08:18.125 They are so tight. You still have it. They will 0:08:18.165 --> 0:08:19.725 sound probably very close and polished. 0:08:19.804 --> 0:08:21.485 Yeah, and I guess they probably they'll just do greatest 0:08:21.525 --> 0:08:22.885 hits with any. 0:08:23.885 --> 0:08:27.605 Because they don't know it. Yes, stuff perhapsally you and 0:08:27.645 --> 0:08:28.605 Monday Winner or Loser. 0:08:28.725 --> 0:08:31.685 I am so winning. We have got a new cleaner 0:08:32.285 --> 0:08:35.525 and she is fantastic. She came for the first time yesterday. 0:08:35.525 --> 0:08:38.485 She's a lifesaver. You've got to have a cleaner if 0:08:38.525 --> 0:08:41.125 you you know, if you're both working and it's just hectic, 0:08:41.165 --> 0:08:41.845 it's just brilliant. 0:08:41.885 --> 0:08:46.564 I've got home. We're giving cleaners away next week, Charlotte. 0:08:47.684 --> 0:08:50.645 He gave away a cleaner. Actually, let's do clean a week. 0:08:50.725 --> 0:08:53.125 Great idea, yes, but it's just so nice to come 0:08:53.165 --> 0:08:54.045 home when. 0:08:53.885 --> 0:08:56.205 You know, just just a rewinder one because I know 0:08:56.245 --> 0:08:58.205 you had a cleaner. And then she obviously just add 0:08:59.525 --> 0:09:02.885 in the world. She retired at twenty five. I think 0:09:02.885 --> 0:09:04.645 you said she was moving to America. 0:09:05.005 --> 0:09:06.525 She's moved to Queensland, right. 0:09:06.564 --> 0:09:08.765 Sure, yeah, were you're going to see her one. Oh, 0:09:08.804 --> 0:09:11.685 there's popping back to get a few bits I left behind. 0:09:12.485 --> 0:09:17.765 She was like Mary Poppins, she was so anyway, we've 0:09:17.765 --> 0:09:20.805 got this new girl. She came yesterday. Well she is 0:09:20.885 --> 0:09:23.805 like over the top fantastic. She even does the loo 0:09:23.965 --> 0:09:26.325 roll like they do in the hotel in like a 0:09:26.405 --> 0:09:27.365 neat little point of. 0:09:27.444 --> 0:09:28.565 The triangle. 0:09:31.005 --> 0:09:31.405 Bquet. 0:09:31.845 --> 0:09:33.245 I couldn't believe it. 0:09:33.245 --> 0:09:39.005 It was just iron amazing to see how the other 0:09:39.084 --> 0:09:39.645 half lived. 0:09:40.485 --> 0:09:42.125 No, I did not expect her to do that, but 0:09:42.165 --> 0:09:42.645 I thought it was. 0:09:42.605 --> 0:09:45.645 A nice paid by the hour where you don't want 0:09:45.645 --> 0:09:48.244 them wasting time with the points She went. Obviously, I 0:09:48.285 --> 0:09:50.405 don't mean funny Christa where we love God. You know 0:09:50.405 --> 0:09:53.005 it's going to come back and destroy that pan that 0:09:53.084 --> 0:09:55.525 big old sort of bearsmit of his. She's going to 0:09:55.525 --> 0:09:58.885 be ripping it off the wall. He's not doing it 0:09:58.925 --> 0:10:00.805 like that. That's the only time it's gonna She's gonna 0:10:00.804 --> 0:10:02.604 spend half half the day just doing that. 0:10:02.725 --> 0:10:04.244 You've got a lot of roles to get through it. 0:10:05.605 --> 0:10:08.444 She's brilliant and I am just living life to my best. 0:10:09.525 --> 0:10:14.165 Rio you do you and what's going to do if 0:10:14.204 --> 0:10:18.405 patter you got in two years? Okay, you're a Monday 0:10:18.444 --> 0:10:20.165 winner or loser. Let us know. 0:10:20.684 --> 0:10:24.365 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:24.125 --> 0:10:26.485 Oh my word, the pressure right now that news and 0:10:26.525 --> 0:10:30.604 Sport booth. Not just a city listening, not just a 0:10:30.684 --> 0:10:33.365 world listening. Chris to where we love going right now? 0:10:34.165 --> 0:10:39.085 Pen behind his ear? All right, he's already looking at 0:10:39.125 --> 0:10:41.205 going six thirty one. Should be getting into it right now. 0:10:42.045 --> 0:10:44.324 Go again, Reset the clock, go again, Reset the clock, 0:10:44.365 --> 0:10:49.605 go again. You better be quitting. Do not be dismissing 0:10:50.485 --> 0:10:52.604 over tying that He'll have your horse whipped out of 0:10:52.645 --> 0:10:56.285 this city all the way back to Sydney. Come in. 0:10:57.285 --> 0:11:01.445 It lasted two days. I don't know whether on Monday 0:11:01.485 --> 0:11:04.245 Winner or loser. I mentioned this yesterday, but I picked 0:11:04.324 --> 0:11:06.885 up some sort of infection on antibiotics at the moment. 0:11:07.245 --> 0:11:08.765 Really wasn't very well of the weekend. I had to 0:11:08.765 --> 0:11:10.925 go to the doctors with a fever on Friday, and 0:11:10.965 --> 0:11:12.965 it meant I couldn't go out for my twenty first 0:11:13.645 --> 0:11:18.285 year old daughter's evening celebratory dinner. Luckily, I was fully 0:11:18.324 --> 0:11:21.244 fine for her actual birthday and we had a great day. 0:11:21.285 --> 0:11:22.844 And so I was at home with a fever and 0:11:22.925 --> 0:11:26.085 these men Yesterda had the doctor will be back in said, look, 0:11:26.125 --> 0:11:27.885 it might not be what I thought it had. Oh. 0:11:28.204 --> 0:11:29.564 I was like, right, so to dad, I've got to 0:11:29.605 --> 0:11:31.445 go for pats. We've got to go for an ultrasound 0:11:31.444 --> 0:11:36.645 today check renal function. And then she goes. Obviously what 0:11:36.684 --> 0:11:38.804 we discussed in here right This is when I started 0:11:38.804 --> 0:11:42.845 getting noticed, because what we're discussing here is patient is 0:11:43.365 --> 0:11:45.325 it remains in this room. I was like, what is 0:11:45.365 --> 0:11:47.564 she going to hit me with it right now? I 0:11:47.605 --> 0:11:50.564 actually started getting sweaty and nervously what she found out 0:11:50.564 --> 0:11:53.165 because they did so soon. They did some tests over 0:11:53.165 --> 0:11:55.364 the weekend. I was like, what is she discovered them? 0:11:55.485 --> 0:11:59.125 Am I pregnant? She goes, why I'm really going for 0:11:59.204 --> 0:12:02.804 ultrasound is a check out giveney function? But maybe you know? 0:12:03.405 --> 0:12:05.564 She goes, and he did go and have some blood 0:12:05.564 --> 0:12:08.525 tests right away. I was like, okay, and she goes, 0:12:08.885 --> 0:12:19.685 now are we going to also do some tests for STDs. No. Yeah, 0:12:20.645 --> 0:12:25.804 Well in Fiji there was this Opijean mama and I'm 0:12:25.885 --> 0:12:30.844 only guman. My wife was scuba diving. She couldn't see it. 0:12:31.324 --> 0:12:33.564 Hey, there was a woman your wife was suspicious about you. 0:12:34.444 --> 0:12:38.604 Yeah, go down, No, no you, And she goes like, 0:12:38.965 --> 0:12:43.244 for example, Gonnery. 0:12:41.845 --> 0:12:44.084 You can tell Christian this is a safe studio. 0:12:44.165 --> 0:12:46.925 I won't. Now we're only a few months away from 0:12:46.965 --> 0:12:52.645 those Harald Sun rumors about my marriage. Oh dear, So anyway, 0:12:52.684 --> 0:12:55.525 I went had the blood test, no STDs. 0:12:58.605 --> 0:13:01.765 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:02.245 --> 0:13:06.045 What goes on between us and our audience every morning 0:13:06.204 --> 0:13:11.484 is very strict DJ listener confidentiality. Christian of my Monday 0:13:11.485 --> 0:13:13.885 winter kind of Saturday night, we had friends around for dinner. 0:13:14.005 --> 0:13:16.405 I cooked a lovely roast. We laughed, drank wine, laughed 0:13:16.444 --> 0:13:18.885 some more, and then they left. My wife and I 0:13:18.925 --> 0:13:21.525 sat up until the wee hours of Sunday morning, taking 0:13:21.684 --> 0:13:24.484 turns to two songs and Oasis on YouTube, with more 0:13:24.485 --> 0:13:28.405 wine and a cheeky whiskey. We awoke Sunday with a 0:13:28.405 --> 0:13:31.525 confirmation and a confirmation email and a terrible hangover. We 0:13:31.564 --> 0:13:35.605 bought two restricted view tickets to see Oasis work seven 0:13:35.684 --> 0:13:39.445 hundred dollars amount of times where anyone's done that. There 0:13:39.444 --> 0:13:44.605 should be a breathalyzer on laptops and computers seriously, where 0:13:44.605 --> 0:13:47.204 if you're over the limit, you cannot put your credit 0:13:47.204 --> 0:13:49.964 card in, you can't post a message on social media, 0:13:50.005 --> 0:13:52.525 and you cannot buy anything. I remember a friend of 0:13:52.564 --> 0:13:54.765 mine who is a very well known actor back in 0:13:54.804 --> 0:14:00.245 the UK. He one night and early morning had a 0:14:00.405 --> 0:14:04.085 very big session and about a week later got a 0:14:04.084 --> 0:14:07.684 phone call from London and the Customs and Excise Department 0:14:07.725 --> 0:14:10.844 a heater air and he'd brought the He was he's 0:14:10.845 --> 0:14:13.885 a massive fan of Planet the Apes, but the original movies. 0:14:14.684 --> 0:14:16.484 He'd brought one of the Chariots. 0:14:16.965 --> 0:14:19.725 Oh wow, twenty two thousand. 0:14:21.485 --> 0:14:27.525 Whoa Ashley realized maybe he needed some mouth he still has. 0:14:27.805 --> 0:14:33.365 You've got in his garden talking point? 0:14:34.405 --> 0:14:36.325 Oh yeah, it's a talking point all right? Yeah, both 0:14:36.405 --> 0:14:37.365 in talking point. 0:14:37.805 --> 0:14:41.605 Chariots that it is. 0:14:42.005 --> 0:14:45.125 It's incredible. I got a lovely email last week from 0:14:45.125 --> 0:14:48.325 one of our listeners, Alexander. Great name Christian. I listened 0:14:48.325 --> 0:14:49.965 for a few years and it struck me I might 0:14:50.045 --> 0:14:54.565 be your most distant listener. I listened to show in Dundee, Scotland, 0:14:54.605 --> 0:14:57.445 which is on the east coast of Scotland. Can anyone 0:14:57.485 --> 0:15:01.525 beat this? Internet radio is a wonderful thing, Alexander Rio, 0:15:01.565 --> 0:15:05.325 How far is our friend Alexander from us here in Melbourne. 0:15:04.925 --> 0:15:09.245 As the crow fliers sixteen eight hundred and fifty kilometers? 0:15:10.045 --> 0:15:11.485 Hello Christian, Oh. 0:15:11.325 --> 0:15:17.325 No, we don't want to hear here all right, So 0:15:17.485 --> 0:15:19.965 Alexander and Dundee is lay down to Gornton. I think 0:15:20.285 --> 0:15:23.045 we want to find other listeners who are listening in 0:15:23.125 --> 0:15:26.644 far away places now. Actually, even in the state of Victoria, 0:15:26.765 --> 0:15:29.565 there are listeners who are not listening on FM because 0:15:29.565 --> 0:15:33.365 obviously there could be five six seven hours away and 0:15:33.405 --> 0:15:36.565 you could still be in country VIC listening somehow, not 0:15:36.685 --> 0:15:39.565 in their fam but online to the show. So let's 0:15:39.565 --> 0:15:42.325 start here in Victoria and anywhere else. If you think 0:15:42.365 --> 0:15:45.485 you're listening to the show right now quite far away, 0:15:45.965 --> 0:15:47.405 text a call. If you want to call me, you 0:15:47.445 --> 0:15:50.565 give us a call thirteen fifty five twenty two. You 0:15:50.685 --> 0:15:52.885 jump on Google Maps, you can plot in their distance. 0:15:53.365 --> 0:15:56.805 Does Google macs even have a phrase as the crow close? 0:15:57.685 --> 0:16:00.645 We still use that old timey phrase to h I 0:16:00.725 --> 0:16:02.965 love saying that it's an old timey phrase that is 0:16:03.005 --> 0:16:03.645 still with us. 0:16:03.765 --> 0:16:04.525 Why is the crow? 0:16:04.925 --> 0:16:07.125 Yeah, because I guess they don't dilly dally. They don't 0:16:07.685 --> 0:16:14.645 like their original ed the original ways they get no, No, 0:16:14.685 --> 0:16:17.685 it's the crow, only the crow, not as the pigeon flies, 0:16:18.085 --> 0:16:19.085 as the crow fly. 0:16:19.725 --> 0:16:23.365 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What. 0:16:23.365 --> 0:16:25.685 Are the Odds? I get an email last week from 0:16:25.765 --> 0:16:29.285 Alexander in Dundee, East coast of Scotland, sixteen and a 0:16:29.325 --> 0:16:32.685 half thousand k's away from us. He's listening live right now. 0:16:33.365 --> 0:16:36.085 It literally had no idea I'd even got his email, 0:16:36.205 --> 0:16:38.485 read his email and then I'm reading it out and 0:16:38.525 --> 0:16:41.645 he's listening. He's literally just made his day. Now it's 0:16:41.725 --> 0:16:43.765 my pleasure. Thank you very much listen to our show. 0:16:44.085 --> 0:16:46.445 So we now want to find other fans from Afar. 0:16:46.605 --> 0:16:49.045 If you're listening to the show wherever you are, and 0:16:49.125 --> 0:16:53.925 it is a far far sorry years Afar. You got it, 0:16:54.005 --> 0:16:58.205 my friends, please let us know text me please four 0:16:58.245 --> 0:17:01.085 seventy five three one oh four three come on in too. 0:17:01.165 --> 0:17:05.885 Reese listening in warner More, Victoria. Christian the theory about 0:17:06.765 --> 0:17:11.325 straight as the Crow. Sailors used to carry crows or 0:17:11.445 --> 0:17:15.325 ravens and release them to hype help find land. The 0:17:15.365 --> 0:17:19.885 birds would always instinctively head towards shore, hence as the 0:17:19.925 --> 0:17:23.125 crow flies. Wow, Judy, do you know what I was 0:17:23.165 --> 0:17:25.165 about to say? That is great knowledge and I've seen 0:17:25.165 --> 0:17:30.125 them in brackets. She went, thank God for chat ept nothing. 0:17:30.845 --> 0:17:32.405 We're chatting to machines. 0:17:33.005 --> 0:17:33.845 They're taking over. 0:17:34.085 --> 0:17:39.445 They are Oh no Jewels, Christian Team. I'm listening from Stallwell, 0:17:39.445 --> 0:17:41.205 which is only about three hour trive from album, but 0:17:41.285 --> 0:17:43.165 I listened every morning and really enjoy the show. That 0:17:43.245 --> 0:17:46.725 song Alex and Monica, thank you very much. How far 0:17:46.765 --> 0:17:47.285 away is that? 0:17:47.285 --> 0:17:49.205 That is two hundred and thirty four kilometers? 0:17:49.325 --> 0:17:55.725 Yeah, yeah, as the crow Kolak. Richard listened to us 0:17:55.725 --> 0:17:57.045 every single day in Kolak. 0:17:57.245 --> 0:18:00.005 Take your guest, Patsy Cola is just out at you long. 0:18:00.125 --> 0:18:03.325 Oh, I don't know. It's about an hour is it? 0:18:03.405 --> 0:18:03.765 What is it? 0:18:03.805 --> 0:18:04.765 One hundred and fifty eight? 0:18:04.925 --> 0:18:11.605 Yeah? Beautiful about Slough, England where the office, the English 0:18:11.645 --> 0:18:13.605 Office was said, yes, Slow, is that. 0:18:13.565 --> 0:18:14.485 A real place. 0:18:15.765 --> 0:18:21.045 City? Yeah, that is a real place, not far from 0:18:21.045 --> 0:18:22.725 where Ricky was born. No, it is awful. 0:18:22.725 --> 0:18:23.365 It's so bad. 0:18:23.685 --> 0:18:26.285 People in Slow wouldn't be upset with that. 0:18:26.605 --> 0:18:28.325 Yeah, but they lived near there for a while. 0:18:28.365 --> 0:18:33.005 Yeah, it's it's pretty it's pretty bleak. Yeah even the 0:18:33.165 --> 0:18:37.045 name yes slow, Yeah, it's a slough like sow. Now 0:18:38.685 --> 0:18:40.565 how many miles? How many canes a way do you 0:18:40.565 --> 0:18:42.765 think it is? Oh? 0:18:42.965 --> 0:18:43.925 Sorry, I know the answer. 0:18:46.925 --> 0:18:49.165 Pt What is that? 0:18:49.765 --> 0:18:52.765 Sixteen mill Daura? 0:18:52.925 --> 0:18:55.765 How far away from Melbourne do we think mill Daura is? 0:18:56.605 --> 0:18:59.685 That's going to be five hundred and ninety two? What 0:18:59.845 --> 0:19:00.285 is it? Rio? 0:19:01.125 --> 0:19:02.365 Five hundred and forty seven? 0:19:04.205 --> 0:19:05.045 Come on good? 0:19:05.525 --> 0:19:07.125 Wagger Wagger, Wagga wagger. 0:19:07.365 --> 0:19:08.965 Oh so good? The name it twice? 0:19:09.085 --> 0:19:11.965 Yeah, that's where one carry. 0:19:11.845 --> 0:19:16.325 Is from you Yeah, not really clean to fame for 0:19:16.365 --> 0:19:17.085 that place, is it. 0:19:18.805 --> 0:19:20.125 There's a few others from there too. 0:19:21.485 --> 0:19:22.845 That's in New South Wales. 0:19:23.685 --> 0:19:26.165 So we've got a Carol listening right now from there. 0:19:26.605 --> 0:19:31.285 That must be what eleven hundred k'sya's. 0:19:29.725 --> 0:19:31.965 Twelve hundred and ninety far off? 0:19:32.445 --> 0:19:36.765 Very good? Found a new secret skin is so useful, 0:19:36.805 --> 0:19:39.365 isn't it? Keith? He's coming then if you're listening from 0:19:39.365 --> 0:19:40.525 afar The. 0:19:40.645 --> 0:19:43.605 Christian o'connall Show podcast. 0:19:43.805 --> 0:19:47.285