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Speaker 1: The Sure Report on ninety six AIRFM in London. Gwyneth

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Speaker 1: Paltrow's Unforgettable Ski Crash Trial is being turned into a

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Speaker 1: musical Do Not Ask Me Why? Oh Really? Quinn? Gwyneth

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Speaker 1: Goes Skiing? A parody show inspired by the trial will

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Speaker 1: open on December thirteen and run through till Christmas. Created

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Speaker 1: by British theater group Awkward Productions. Actors Linus Carp and

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Speaker 1: Joseph Martin You've Never Heard Of Them will star as

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Speaker 1: Gwyneth and Terry Sanderson, the optometrists she collided with on

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Speaker 1: the slopes Now. The blurb for the musical reads, She's

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Speaker 1: the goop founding Shakespeare in Loving, consciously uncoupling Hollywood superstar.

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Speaker 1: He's a retired optometrist from Utah in twenty sixteen. Their

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Speaker 1: world's collided, and so did they. That's to worry them.

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Speaker 1: You should have gone to specsator. Is that no words?

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Speaker 1: Late night host Jimmy Kimmel's going to host the Academy

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Speaker 1: Awards again next year, making his fourth time. I'm marking,

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Speaker 1: I should say, his fourth time hosting. Billy Crystal and

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Speaker 1: Bob Hope have hosted the Oscars the most times, nine

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Speaker 1: for Billy eleven for the late great Bob. Now, I

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Speaker 1: never saw Bob Hope host was a little bit before

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Speaker 1: my time, but without a doubt, Billy is my favorite Bill.

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Speaker 1: Steve Martin one's pretty good too. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 1: when he'd insert himself into all the best you know

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Speaker 1: categories back when they had five movies nominated, not every

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Speaker 1: single movie that came out that year, virtually, and they've

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Speaker 1: been a couple of shockers as well. Get mentioned they

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Speaker 1: knew who they were. An unopened pack of American Spirit

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Speaker 1: regular menthol cigarettes are going under the hammer and the

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Speaker 1: current bid is just over four thousand dollars, which is

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Speaker 1: about what a pack of cigarettes will cost you at

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Speaker 1: the servo these days. But these ciggis were Kurt Cobains.

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Speaker 1: They're on the auction block at Julian's Auctions if you're interested.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the pack was saved by Cobain's roommate at an

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Speaker 1: La rehab clinic. Ruthless is she? Are you spaceless? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to imagine the world where your roommate

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Speaker 1: would keep your cigarettes and smoke them. That is a

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Speaker 1: rehab That is an opportunist right there. Anyway, Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: you go. If you can, yeah,