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<v Speaker 1>Melbourne, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Showtime at the third stroke, it will be fresh, maximum fresh,

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<v Speaker 3>still bomber of ten.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't plan to wash for the next forty eight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melvin's Gold one

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<v Speaker 1>O four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Wednesday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The sun's out today.

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<v Speaker 4>How long is the sun.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be out for today? An hour? Half an

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<v Speaker 2>hour for.

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<v Speaker 4>The snow and then a plague of locusts. Is it

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<v Speaker 4>going to be nice all day to day?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Study in twenty five and you know what we did

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<v Speaker 5>get snow overnight up in the Alps.

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<v Speaker 2>You're kidding, No, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's a month out from Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Is going on?

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<v Speaker 4>That's nuts? And what's it like over the next couple

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<v Speaker 4>of days? Is it gonna be nice going into the weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it will be a fry Friday, a bit of

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<v Speaker 5>a light shower twenty one and then sort of in

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<v Speaker 5>the low twenties across the weekend, but nothing like yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>We have our photo shoot today, We've got some I

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<v Speaker 4>wish I could muster.

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<v Speaker 2>Up excitement for a photo shoot.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I gave my photo taken the best of times, right,

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<v Speaker 4>and the thought of having to go into a studio,

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<v Speaker 4>do any of you guys like doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we got we got to go in with a

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<v Speaker 2>good attitude because we though. You don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>on a bust up next year, because you're you pass

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<v Speaker 2>it all over the city with a grumpy look on

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<v Speaker 2>your face.

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<v Speaker 4>Just maybe that's the look they should go for the

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<v Speaker 4>athlete because everybody else is pretending to me having a

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<v Speaker 4>good time. I bust out in the give one and

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<v Speaker 4>nova good at the morning of the morning you know

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<v Speaker 4>where it's not pretending to yawn Breakford show. I've never

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<v Speaker 4>seen that one done before. What do you got next?

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<v Speaker 4>And over an alarm clock in there or one of

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<v Speaker 4>you munching on a cereal bard because it's breakfast time.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not that. The headline is mornings are our thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Looking one of you only turns up for two hours

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<v Speaker 4>a day. It was seven till nine. Okay, mornings are

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<v Speaker 4>not your thing. Mornings are kind of your thing, but

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<v Speaker 4>they are not your thing. So yeah, we got a

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<v Speaker 4>photo shoot today. Now when I came in this morning,

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<v Speaker 4>Pats and I saw you. There was a different kind

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<v Speaker 4>of pats was it? Well, we normally big energy. You're

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<v Speaker 4>checking in on everyone.

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<v Speaker 6>You are the kind of mom of the group.

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<v Speaker 4>Mother, hen mother, hand of it. And I just saw you.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't seem too good. You've seen a bit off color.

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<v Speaker 4>It is the stress of the shoot today.

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<v Speaker 5>What'sapp I think it's a combination of that. I am

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<v Speaker 5>quite stressed, as you know. I don't like having my

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<v Speaker 5>photo taken, and I was a bit off yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>A beautiful person the camera will capture. Oh that's it,

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<v Speaker 2>your essence. And your hair looks great.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, thank you. Yeah, still not sure about the blonde.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know what, it's not a third world problem?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it not liking your hair color?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think of all the problems the third

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<v Speaker 4>world have in Ethiopia right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Are trayer?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think they go what do you think of

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<v Speaker 4>my highlights? I'm Can you get the mirror and.

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<v Speaker 2>Just look it back of my head? No, you're quite right.

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<v Speaker 5>I hope my belly gets better. I was to the

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<v Speaker 5>loup yesterday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't need to know that it went again. This

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<v Speaker 4>is what women do. Just let me know are you. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not How can I help? I don't need to

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<v Speaker 4>know about your backside? And Nord is Melbourne right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning's not our thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well are you going for a nervous pooh? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>what you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>No, you know what the Love God was off yesterday?

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<v Speaker 5>He was a bit crooked as well. We might have something,

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<v Speaker 5>but we'll be right.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a great day. Look at it outside, it's sunny.

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<v Speaker 2>What does the Love God do when he's off? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Around the house is good? Not good?

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Extend that three hour morning shower out to four hours,

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<v Speaker 2>five hours.

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<v Speaker 4>Luxuriate whatever he's up to in there.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't a good sign when I drove up after work,

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<v Speaker 5>coming up to the house, and I saw the Uber

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<v Speaker 5>guy coming out of our house, and I thought, oh no,

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<v Speaker 5>this is what he does when he's off color.

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<v Speaker 6>He likes he likes to have a burger.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get through in time with cheese.

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<v Speaker 5>He had a hankering for a burger and he ordered

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<v Speaker 5>Uber Eats at eleven am.

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<v Speaker 2>Comfort him.

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<v Speaker 4>But I remember perhaps told me that a couple of

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<v Speaker 4>weeks ago that you went to Bunnings and he had

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<v Speaker 4>not one but seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>No wonder when you're trying to luxury in the bar,

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<v Speaker 4>he's kicking open the door to drop off some of.

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<v Speaker 2>The seven snags.

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<v Speaker 4>He's gonna You're gonna have to ring the council soon

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<v Speaker 4>to permission before he flushes the moon.

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<v Speaker 5>It's becoming a habit and I'm finding he's been using

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<v Speaker 5>an excuse every Sunday to go to, you know, build

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<v Speaker 5>on his Christmas Lights extravaganza.

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<v Speaker 4>He's going to turn into Nickers that giant cow, Mega cow.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't imagine anyone, but they get through seven snags.

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<v Speaker 9>In one go.

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<v Speaker 2>This the scoutthole raising money. He's probably done it by now.

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<v Speaker 2>They've hit their targ hot Dog Champ, that's who he is.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>One O four, three one or two Alex Christian sounds

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<v Speaker 4>out The Love God and Jack's dog Lunar are the

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<v Speaker 4>perfect match both Eat and everything in sight. You're still

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<v Speaker 4>going to be streaming today, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I saw Chris up there walking around.

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<v Speaker 4>That be right, So Pats Tommy a couple of weeks

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<v Speaker 4>ago that the wearerb we Love God perhaps is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Her husband Chris right, who.

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<v Speaker 4>Has a very big appetite for life, doesn't he, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>whether it's beer bongs and eating my hose make an

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<v Speaker 4>improvised one or zambouka that he's tearing through. And when

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<v Speaker 4>the past time he got through seven snags outside of Bunnings,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought this was mind blowing. Okay, one, maybe two, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but seven.

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<v Speaker 2>I will sometimes double up because you do finish one

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<v Speaker 2>and enough is it?

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<v Speaker 4>And they are they are a smaller sort of sausage

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<v Speaker 4>than you normally get, but they taste great there.

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<v Speaker 2>But seven with the bread as work? Now? Has he

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<v Speaker 2>done that all in one go? Sitting outside the sausage

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<v Speaker 2>thistle tent? Or is he walking around the aisles coming back?

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<v Speaker 2>Walk around the oars?

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<v Speaker 5>He's had a couple going in but just one slice

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<v Speaker 5>of bridge. You can't go too hard on the carbs.

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<v Speaker 5>And then as he's come out.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, so he gets into stack a couple. This guy

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<v Speaker 2>is a broth.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if there's anyone listening who could actually reckon

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<v Speaker 4>they can do seven or more? Do you think Chris

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<v Speaker 4>could actually put polish off seven in one go?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Most likely?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do you reckon he could hit as a target.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, I'd hate to imagine. Maybe ten Tenny one go,

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<v Speaker 5>don't challenge him whatever you do, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if there are Australians are very competitive, as

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<v Speaker 4>I've learned since moving here. I wonder if there are

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<v Speaker 4>people listening to this who go there'd be tradees, recons.

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<v Speaker 4>They could do seven or more. If that is you,

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<v Speaker 4>you reckon, you can do seven or more slags in

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<v Speaker 4>one go.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if the Wearer be Love God will be

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<v Speaker 4>up for coming in next week? If we could line

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<v Speaker 4>up no other people, you know they have those hot

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<v Speaker 4>dog eating competition. Ko can we find Melbourne's Koi Bashi?

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<v Speaker 4>It might be the Wearer Be Love God or some

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<v Speaker 4>other stud that's out there right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's gleat? Who's chuckling? All this going?

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<v Speaker 4>I can do fourteen and it's no big deal. If

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<v Speaker 4>that's you, give us a call right now. How many

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<v Speaker 4>slacks can you do in one sitting?

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<v Speaker 10>Are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Melbourne's answer to the Koi Bashi? I'm the snag Destroyer.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three Patsy's husband Chris aka The Where We Love God.

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<v Speaker 4>He can get through seven snacks, all right, And I

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<v Speaker 4>trying to see if we can set up some kind

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<v Speaker 4>of you know, they have the the hot dog eating

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<v Speaker 4>competitions where they're all at one long table, aren't they.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's that guy Koya Bashi that can do what

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<v Speaker 4>does he hold?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like a hundred? Had a look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>He can do one hundred and ten. He holds her

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<v Speaker 2>old record for a hundred and ten bundless or sixty

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<v Speaker 2>two with the bun.

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<v Speaker 4>It's ridiculous. So how many snacks could you do? If

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<v Speaker 4>you could do seven or more? Right, that's she qualifying that.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me a call so we can set up some

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<v Speaker 4>sort of eating change next week on the show. Nine

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<v Speaker 4>four one, one oh four three, Amy, Good morning, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>so Amy, you listen to this and you can do

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<v Speaker 4>seven or more snacks in one go?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I reckon, I definitely give him a run for

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<v Speaker 11>his money. I reckon, I'd do about ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten what just polish them off in one go?

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, easily, don't need any bread or anything, just just sausage,

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<v Speaker 11>just ten sausages.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, And if you've done anything like this before any

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<v Speaker 4>kind of eating challenges or well, I run.

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<v Speaker 11>A blog that's pretty much about eating massive burgers, and

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<v Speaker 11>I can do about ten. I've done twelve paddies before,

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<v Speaker 11>so I reckon these paddies sausages pretty similar.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you can do twelve burgers easy sausages, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>steam through it.

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<v Speaker 4>So this, this blog about eating massive burgers, how does

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<v Speaker 4>that come into being? How do you end up writing

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<v Speaker 4>a blog about eating massive burgers?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, I mean I'd always go out with my friends

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<v Speaker 11>and I'd always eat more than them, and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 11>oh my god, Amy, that's that's not normal. And then

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<v Speaker 11>they got just got bigger and bigger, and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 11>I may as well just, you know, start an Instagram

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<v Speaker 11>account and yeah, you is.

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<v Speaker 2>Your superpower, isn't it? You know not all superheroes were capes. Yeah, Jackly,

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<v Speaker 2>what's it called Amy, so we can have a look

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<v Speaker 2>at it.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, that's called Queen of the Cheap Meal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Queen of the Cheap Meal? Good name.

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<v Speaker 4>And tell me this right, what's the best place to

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<v Speaker 4>get a burger in town? Where do you think you're

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<v Speaker 4>the very best patties and burgers in Melbourne? Oh?

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<v Speaker 11>Dad? Is a very tough question.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I can tell you what, then give me

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<v Speaker 4>a top three. Right, I'll give you my email. I

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<v Speaker 4>just at the end of this because I've been curious

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<v Speaker 4>to know, because I love a really great burger, and

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<v Speaker 4>the art of the burger's got better in the last

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<v Speaker 4>couple of years.

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<v Speaker 11>They like, oh, absolutely, yeah, I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Just seen this.

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<v Speaker 4>Just a quick look on your Instagram page. Jackson has

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<v Speaker 4>held up his laptop that how do you even get

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<v Speaker 4>that's a massive burger and this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're holding up a burger that's the essentially the size

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<v Speaker 2>of your head, and you're not like you're a small person.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, why about forty five kilos?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, give me more.

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<v Speaker 4>The burger looks like fifty k and you're forty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack's dog's about sixty kilos.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, the most of eaten it about chew kilos.

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<v Speaker 2>So, oh my god, you'll smash way past ten sausages.

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<v Speaker 4>Amy, you're straight through next week. You've got to come

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<v Speaker 4>in and do this. You'll see them all off. Amy,

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<v Speaker 4>you'll be the last person standing. My money's on you.

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<v Speaker 7>Amy, We're going to get I am a Werriby local.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh good girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Build them the strong.

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<v Speaker 1>A Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so we are looking to line up a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of you after hearing that Chris pats his husband

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<v Speaker 4>the Werriby love God can polish off seven slacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Well probably more because he did seven just.

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<v Speaker 4>On a Saturday or Sunday, just on a Saturday there

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<v Speaker 4>while he's wandering.

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<v Speaker 6>Around pops some like tic taxes.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's no big deal, right, So I think under

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<v Speaker 4>competition standards willokin double figures. Right then, hinter curious Amy

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<v Speaker 4>we've just spoken to right now, What an interesting girl.

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<v Speaker 4>She even writes a blog about massive burgers and the

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<v Speaker 4>blog if you go on there, Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Queen of the cheat Meal. I just have been flipping

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<v Speaker 2>through the Queen of the cheat Meal instagram and she

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<v Speaker 2>does eight huge burgers. She's bigger than her head. She's tiny.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, like Kylie Mino if she was into destroying

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<v Speaker 4>big did she says she did twelve or ten patties

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<v Speaker 4>in one go.

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<v Speaker 2>Twelve patties.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So Chris has got competition already. So if you reckon,

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<v Speaker 4>you can enter the fray and could have at least

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<v Speaker 4>ten snags. I reckon we're up to now. Then we

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<v Speaker 4>will set this up next week. Sean, good morning, Chris.

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<v Speaker 7>How you doing, mate?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good now. I'm curious to know you've heard about

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<v Speaker 4>Amy all right, and then you've heard about the Wearer

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<v Speaker 4>we love God. How do you think you could get

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<v Speaker 4>on against those two?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>Mate, I reckon I could do a dozen, because I

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<v Speaker 7>accurdently ate twelve last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do that? On Tuesday? I came back.

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<v Speaker 7>I came home from training and I thought, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 7>some sausages in the freezer. You know, i'll cook some up,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll eat some tonight, I'll have some tomorrow. And I

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<v Speaker 7>just forgot to stop.

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<v Speaker 4>Does this happen a lot with you, Sean, where you

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<v Speaker 4>forget to stop with meal prep?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm really bad at meal prep. I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to be really smart. I'm going to prep

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<v Speaker 7>the meals, and then I'm like, damn it, the doll

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<v Speaker 7>going again.

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<v Speaker 4>So and Sean, what training had you done beforehand that

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<v Speaker 4>it works such a yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Jiu jitsu. I was doing a lot of I came

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<v Speaker 7>home real hungry, and I was just you know, my

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<v Speaker 7>my family always used to call me the garbage disposal

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<v Speaker 7>you know, because after every meal everyone, we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to get you in next week.

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<v Speaker 4>And just like fighters have their names, bring on their

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<v Speaker 4>garbage disposal.

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<v Speaker 2>The we love God.

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<v Speaker 4>This would be amazing. And Sean, what did you do

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<v Speaker 4>Brazilian jiu jitsu?

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<v Speaker 7>I do I teach traditional, but I do train Brazilian.

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<v Speaker 2>Di jitsu and give you club a push.

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<v Speaker 4>Where are you so?

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<v Speaker 7>I trained in renegade in Kensington.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, there's a couple of renegades all around Melbourne. Everyone

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<v Speaker 4>says they're very good. They're very good clubs.

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<v Speaker 7>They're amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, good, all right, Sere, We'll see you

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<v Speaker 4>next week. See then see you next week. The garbage

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<v Speaker 4>disposal units, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>An interesting email from one of our listeners. It was

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<v Speaker 4>listening to the show yesterday and I hope they mean

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<v Speaker 4>this in a positive way. And as always, it was

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<v Speaker 4>a random series of unlinked tangents. Yeah that is that's

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<v Speaker 4>most shows that they actually Google search. We were talking

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<v Speaker 4>for some reason about Kirk Douglas. Oh yeah, celebrity the

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<v Speaker 4>call yesterday. Yeah, well we were one of the five

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<v Speaker 4>topics yesterday was have you been yelled at by celebrity?

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<v Speaker 4>And one of the calls Yesterdad. The great story about

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<v Speaker 4>really getting a spray from Hollywood legend? What the golden

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<v Speaker 4>gods of Hollywood? Kirk Douglas as in Spartacus, if I

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<v Speaker 4>remember writing from the story, wasn't it a tennis club?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep? He made a coffee, coffee that was too hot.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He yelled at him and said, you Australians always make

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<v Speaker 2>you a coffee too hot. Damn it? Make it again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And so someone went and thought, I wonder if he's

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<v Speaker 4>dead or alive, and they found out, Well, we found

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<v Speaker 4>out yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Are fan amazing? Douglas is still with us. He sounded

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<v Speaker 2>like one hundred and two. In December nine, he'll be

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and three years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Cook, Douglas is still alive. Can you put that in

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<v Speaker 4>the news at seven?

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<v Speaker 6>I know, it's incredible.

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<v Speaker 5>His son Michael was on I think Jimmy Fallon or

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<v Speaker 5>one of those shows the other day saying he doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to party this year because he's just sick of birthdays.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet yeah, I mean one hundred and three. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know he was still alive. It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 4>When we were talking about yesterday, and I also had

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<v Speaker 4>quick look and saw how old he was. That's interesting, right,

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<v Speaker 4>everyone knows Kirk Douglas, the actor. He brought the rights

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<v Speaker 4>to the Ken Casey novel Wan Who Flew Over the

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<v Speaker 4>Cookie's Nest before.

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<v Speaker 2>I made into a film.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he read the book, loved it and thought this

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<v Speaker 4>would make a great stage play or movie. He brought

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<v Speaker 4>the rights for the book right for all of it,

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<v Speaker 4>right turned into stage play which he starred, and then

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<v Speaker 4>he thought this would make a great movie, so he

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<v Speaker 4>gave it to his son as a birthday present. When

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<v Speaker 4>you've got to make a movie out of this, And

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Douglas was the producer who then cast Jack Nicholson

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<v Speaker 4>because he realized he, I'm a good actor, but Jack

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<v Speaker 4>Nicholson needs to be in this.

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<v Speaker 2>And my way, Douglas would have been young back then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, and he could have been in it, but

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<v Speaker 4>that Jack Nicholson would play that character bulletin And then

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<v Speaker 4>please tell me you've seen Wonderful of the Cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't I know about it? Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>It's an amazing movie. Added to that, I'm jealous.

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<v Speaker 4>That is a great movie. The best Jack Nicholson performance. Ever,

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<v Speaker 4>it's got all the manic energy and then the tenderness

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<v Speaker 4>at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a heartbreaking movie, but a really powerful movie. The Cookies. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to start downloading it now.

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<v Speaker 4>Now Jack just asked me a question, right, very surprised

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<v Speaker 4>about don't say what about the wedding ring? As you

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<v Speaker 4>know about this photo shoot that everyone's on sort of

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<v Speaker 4>high alert about. He just said to me, Pats casually. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, in a photo shoot, do you wear

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<v Speaker 4>your wedding ring?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Jack?

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<v Speaker 6>It should be welded to your finger.

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<v Speaker 4>This has never come off in twenty one years because

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<v Speaker 4>it's a wedding ring.

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<v Speaker 2>It stays on. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>It will die with me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. Okay, But yep, yep, I'm gonna leave money on.

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<v Speaker 4>What look do you want to put out there in

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<v Speaker 4>your photos without a wedding ring and you're available?

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<v Speaker 5>Taking exactly taking it off means you're a free agent, Jazz.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm now having flashes of the Simpsons episode where Omer

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<v Speaker 2>joins the band and they tell him, don't say that

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<v Speaker 2>you your wife and a marriage, because if we want

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<v Speaker 2>young girls to think you're available, that is not the lookout.

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<v Speaker 4>So you think, right, the way we're going to stay

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<v Speaker 4>at number one next in the ratings is by you

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<v Speaker 4>looking available to checks. That is that the plan next year.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one.

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<v Speaker 2>Four point three guys.

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<v Speaker 4>The wedding ring goes on that particular finger on the

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<v Speaker 4>left hand because it's a vein, it goes all the

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<v Speaker 4>way to the heart. Nicole, that is a great fact

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<v Speaker 4>I've heard that. I never knew the significance. Yeah, Jack's

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<v Speaker 4>trying to take his wedding ring off today photo shoots,

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<v Speaker 4>try and get a little bit of side action going on.

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<v Speaker 6>Get the lady now?

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<v Speaker 4>Is all show this Armani swag that he got from DFO.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I haven't done many photo shoots for a

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<v Speaker 2>radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, why not just loose in the old belt

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<v Speaker 4>as well? This way is where the show is.

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<v Speaker 6>I just didn't know, not a centerfold check.

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<v Speaker 2>I just didn't know what. There's no stupid questions I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were allowed to ask.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely absolutely no, no, no, definitely tell you what it's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be some photo shoot today with you too.

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<v Speaker 4>So Patsy, your daughter Candy Cane has been banned now

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<v Speaker 4>from her school.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, normally of a Christmas time they like to take

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<v Speaker 5>something for their classmates, and Audrey normally takes a candy

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<v Speaker 5>cane for everyone and gives them out.

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<v Speaker 6>But they have been banned.

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<v Speaker 2>You like that kid, right, candy cane?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because of allergies or something energy to well, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, energy to candy cake.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's just a sugar, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, you get an analergy? Tip people got

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<v Speaker 4>an allergy to sugar?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it shouldn't be, but it's virtually everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what can they take to school?

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<v Speaker 6>Nothing anymore?

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<v Speaker 4>Not even what do you mean nothing?

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<v Speaker 6>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, they're allowed to take the school lunch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but even that's strict obviously because you kind of

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<v Speaker 5>nuts and stuff. But no, they're not allowed to you know,

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<v Speaker 5>or if a kid has a birthday, you can't take

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<v Speaker 5>a cake or lollibags or anything.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, sure they can do cakes, No, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>No cakes in case it's got any kind of like yeah, eggs, flour.

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<v Speaker 5>Or eggs are bad like for people with eir gellergies.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, it's all cut out now, shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it? Because I feel so for the kids that

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<v Speaker 2>have got these serious.

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<v Speaker 4>Energies, right, yeah, then it's a product of how the

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<v Speaker 4>crap that we put in food. Anyway, good chat today, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>So this morning we want to talk about the things

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<v Speaker 4>that were banned in your school. Again for me, obviously

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<v Speaker 4>growing up in the eighties, I don't know what it

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<v Speaker 4>was for you chat. For me, it was yo yo's

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<v Speaker 4>got banned in my school, along with clackers.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember clackers, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 6>That were so noisy?

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<v Speaker 2>They were great?

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<v Speaker 4>They are very very rudimentary basic stone age too. Is

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<v Speaker 4>it two things that different time for us in the eighties?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, here you go play with this for a year,

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<v Speaker 4>clack clack, and then so they got man because we

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<v Speaker 4>used to use them as a weapon to sort of

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<v Speaker 4>hit each other with basically. And then my favorite one,

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<v Speaker 4>what a great special assembly this was to announce that

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<v Speaker 4>there must be no more nunchucks or ninja throwing.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that goes without saying, yeah, I mean I've

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<v Speaker 2>been bringing them.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what amazing kids send them home a Stephen,

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<v Speaker 4>how as we've been speaking about this before, is this

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<v Speaker 4>another nunchuck? And I told you no ninja throwing?

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<v Speaker 2>Stars? At school.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you think that's bad?

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<v Speaker 5>Kids at my school could take shotguns for clay target shooting.

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<v Speaker 4>What.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there was an elective in sport. You could be

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<v Speaker 6>part of gun.

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<v Speaker 5>Club and you'd go to the bus stop and they'd

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<v Speaker 5>have you know, they were like gangsters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too much serious. Those are the bus stop the

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<v Speaker 2>kids on the buck.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, they had clay target go to school.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, looking a juvie or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't turn out with the shotgun.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a bush high school and they'd come to

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<v Speaker 5>the bus stop with their school backpack and the you know,

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<v Speaker 5>the gun back like a gangster out of the twenty shotgun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you if you can't ban a gun at school?

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<v Speaker 2>What did get banned?

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<v Speaker 6>Nothing? Nothing. We were tough in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bush, so you know kitchen.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Elective gun club.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, my brothers used to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>First kids. We don't talk about what goes on gun

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<v Speaker 4>club ever.

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<v Speaker 6>Run out of the bus stop and that was in

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<v Speaker 6>the eighties.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing. Other than shotguns and nane chucks and throwing stars,

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<v Speaker 4>what was banned at your school?

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not after the games. The actual specific things she

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<v Speaker 4>remember had like the assembly suddenly there was a ruling

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<v Speaker 4>because there'd been some incident or someone got hurt, and

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<v Speaker 4>that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>No more.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh four seven five three one oh four three. Oh mean,

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<v Speaker 4>that's the text number nine four one four one oh

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<v Speaker 4>four three. Thanks Jack, Just give me a hand signals

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<v Speaker 4>four one o four three Dance, Monkey, dance, read the

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<v Speaker 4>phone number out. How difficult is this job?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>About the things that were banned from your school? Audi

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<v Speaker 4>Passy's daughter school just banned candy canes.

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<v Speaker 2>What was banned from your school? Chack? What was it

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<v Speaker 2>for you?

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<v Speaker 4>You grew up in a different time than nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is so lame. But Mark the humble marble

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<v Speaker 2>was banned at our school. Why I should love playing marbles.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was because kids were getting too frantic

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<v Speaker 2>about it and swapping marbles, stealing marbles and ripping off

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<v Speaker 2>other kids marbles. So what the school did is say

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<v Speaker 2>said we're going to have a marble Day. All day

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<v Speaker 2>will be marble based activities, and then after that day,

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<v Speaker 2>no more marbles at the school. So it actually was

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<v Speaker 2>a great way to send it off, and we built

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<v Speaker 2>Marble runs, which.

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<v Speaker 4>My school had done that when they said no more

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<v Speaker 4>nunchucks and throw stars like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And obviously we're not just gonna you know, we're not idiots.

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<v Speaker 4>So Friday extra fun. It's all nunchuck all throwing stars.

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<v Speaker 4>So bring your a game, kids, teachers versus kids. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>we're doing this in a moment. Please make a note.

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<v Speaker 4>I must remind you of the original plot. The main

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<v Speaker 4>plot line in Anchorman, the movie we saw was not

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<v Speaker 4>the original movie that Will far Or wrote involves monkeys, ninja,

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<v Speaker 4>throwing stars and nunchucks. Now I remember he told me

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<v Speaker 4>in an interview once a right, we've got to come

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<v Speaker 4>back to this, come back about how it should have

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<v Speaker 4>ended that movie. But anyway, things that are bound from

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<v Speaker 4>your school. Let's get a Sam good on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Sam.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, guys, Yeah we're good Sam, thanks for calling the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Hope you having a good week. And what was banned

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<v Speaker 4>from your school, Well we call them shagi.

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<v Speaker 12>That's the old term, which is which is a slingshot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I remember those.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're black widows and they're vicious things. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but you could fell a playing with them and they

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<v Speaker 4>were how so, ANDSI out with that son.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what terrible thing.

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<v Speaker 12>That's correct, that's correct, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Basically a handheld catapult.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing to me that these some of these things

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<v Speaker 2>were permitted at school and they had to get banned.

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<v Speaker 4>What were the eighties should just be subtitled what were

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<v Speaker 4>they thinking? That's a great one, Sam, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 8>All.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he have more in a store about someone losing

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<v Speaker 2>an eye? Yeah? Did it? Did you speak to ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Say about the high there's a listener right now, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's not funny. That was me is weren't a patch?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go to a net.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, good morning, here you go.

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<v Speaker 4>We're good at that. What was banned at your schoolmate, Penny.

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<v Speaker 13>Bankers in mind day, we had a great thing around

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<v Speaker 13>November Guy Forks Night and the Yeah, lots of crackers

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<v Speaker 13>and things like that, and there was a few pranks

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<v Speaker 13>that went wrong.

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<v Speaker 12>So yeah, now I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, I know penny Banger is a firework, but

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<v Speaker 2>what what was it? What did it do?

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<v Speaker 13>It just was a little firework that went bang, but

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<v Speaker 13>it was one of the biggest ones you could get

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<v Speaker 13>and went off with a big bag.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we were we had these things that were banned

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<v Speaker 4>from my school around the same time in November for

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<v Speaker 4>guy thought yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They were right to go triples.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 6>She's laughing.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't turke this the wrong way, but you'll laugh. Does

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<v Speaker 4>often sound like you're having a major cardiac arrest.

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<v Speaker 13>I have been at it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Worried about you really trying to pause to let you breathe.

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<v Speaker 13>I'm good laughing, you don't hear it?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much? Cool?

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<v Speaker 13>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Has happened to today's show? Nine first a shotgunside blame?

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<v Speaker 4>Nine four one four one O four three? What got

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<v Speaker 4>banned from your school?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one of four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three talk about things that were banned from your school?

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<v Speaker 4>So amazing stories of things that have vanned I think

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment still the ultimate shotguns used to be

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<v Speaker 4>a kead of brighams of Patsy's school. Out of the bush,

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<v Speaker 4>different rules, hashtag straya Jeanette, Good.

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<v Speaker 12>Morning, my Christian.

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<v Speaker 10>There's a all ball games for them at my kids

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<v Speaker 10>school because the maintenance guy didn't have a ladder license

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<v Speaker 10>to get them off the roof.

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<v Speaker 4>This is incredible, what a great reason and who knew?

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<v Speaker 4>I know you like admin in this country and bureaucracy.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a ladder license.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, yes, supposedly he did, and he didn't have one.

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<v Speaker 8>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Eventually he's gonna need to get up a ladder.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, but not onto the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>I see god chah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>It's different.

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<v Speaker 4>So the reason why all balls were banned no balls

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<v Speaker 4>at your school because the maintenance man didn't have a

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<v Speaker 4>ladder license.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 12>Yep, yep he did.

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<v Speaker 13>That's true.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great, Jannette, thank you very much to give us

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<v Speaker 4>a call.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a great day.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay, thanks guys, thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot, mate, Trash, come on him, Good morning, Trash.

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<v Speaker 4>What was banned at your schoolmate?

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<v Speaker 14>Was my son's school. They were banned from making oragami

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<v Speaker 14>love houts?

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<v Speaker 2>Are gamy love huts? Why? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't tell me the worry about paper cuts?

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<v Speaker 8>Know?

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<v Speaker 14>Their words were that they were malicious and threatening.

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<v Speaker 4>Who has been held up on muggs when the person

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<v Speaker 4>that mugged you or that they had they had an

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<v Speaker 4>oragami love hearts?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it does have one pointy end.

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<v Speaker 4>That's astonishing, Trish. That is also a great one to

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<v Speaker 4>finish with. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 12>She call thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>We spent the last half an hour talking about things

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<v Speaker 4>that were banned from your school. Has came from passes

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<v Speaker 4>door to Audrey. Candy cane has been banned from her school.

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<v Speaker 4>Andreas just emailed in Christian A couple of reasons candy

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<v Speaker 4>cane are banned? What is sugar? The other one is

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<v Speaker 4>religious reasons? Oh really, chry and hazard A guess, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes don't you just think the world has actually gone crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>But like, but if I'm from another religion, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>a matheist, so I'm not from any religion, but if

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't be offended by a candy cane.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it's all about tolerance, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And also what grounds?

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently the other reason this is Andrew's words.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>The other reason is religious is some believe that the

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<v Speaker 4>candy cane represents j for Jesus. Never never heard that,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, please? And then this is amazing though early

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<v Speaker 4>on this morning, about an hour ago, we were just

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<v Speaker 4>talking about snags and how the wearrib We Love God

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<v Speaker 4>polished off seven in one go, and we're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>set up a snag eating challenge on the show. Next

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<v Speaker 4>week we could have Chris Patsy's husband trying to see

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<v Speaker 4>if he can improve on seven taken on Amy, who's

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<v Speaker 4>only forty five kilos, who reckons she can easily do ten.

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<v Speaker 2>At least.

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<v Speaker 4>She even runs her own blog about massive burghers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, what's the name of it, Queen of the cheap day?

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<v Speaker 2>That's it?

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<v Speaker 4>Christiansst't your the way? And I listened to Gold all

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<v Speaker 4>day long, every day, and I was laughing. One of

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<v Speaker 4>my workmates brackets. Johnson Turner. What a name there, Johnson Turner.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like a TV detector from the eighties. Johnson

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<v Speaker 4>Turner loves Bunning sausages so much he has a Bunning

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<v Speaker 4>sausage tattooed on his left foot, as shown in the

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<v Speaker 4>photo I just showed jat the photo. It is as advertised,

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<v Speaker 4>a Bunning's snack. It's in the role with Bunning's sort

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<v Speaker 4>of raptor like you would do with it, which they

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<v Speaker 4>said mum Or or Juliet or a lover's name or

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<v Speaker 4>something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's incredible, and it is his entire top of his foot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 4>However, he's not up for the eating challenge. He can

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<v Speaker 4>only do three, but he does love them. Christian, yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>we listened to show and we were actually driving out

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<v Speaker 4>of Melbourne all the way to Sydney, and you were

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<v Speaker 4>talking about car games. We thought we'd take up your

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<v Speaker 4>idea about the yellow car game that you played with

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<v Speaker 4>your kids. Yeah, there's a very easy way to understand.

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<v Speaker 4>You just say that there's the people that can let

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<v Speaker 4>the person in the car who can yell yellow whenever

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<v Speaker 4>they see a yellow car. The most number of yellows

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<v Speaker 4>you get. How to tell you your yellow car game

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<v Speaker 4>was not the most reliable form of entertainment in a

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<v Speaker 4>very long drive. We didn't see a single yellow car

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<v Speaker 4>until we're almost at five hundred k into the trip.

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<v Speaker 4>But you can imagine the excitement when we did yellow car.

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<v Speaker 2>Diane, thank you very much. Yeah, I played yellow Car

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<v Speaker 2>on the way home from here yesterday. I didn't say

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<v Speaker 2>one back to Cobra.

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<v Speaker 4>Rollover double points today then jack car games, Christian, my

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<v Speaker 4>family and I play the game Horse. Basically, when you

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<v Speaker 4>see a horse or what you think is a horse.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's a horse, you get ten points. If it's not,

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<v Speaker 4>you lose five. Points.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be surprised how many times it's not a horse.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think I would be surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>One Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you like coming through the post one of our

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<v Speaker 4>limited edition, very limited edition Christmas show cards. We've we've

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<v Speaker 4>done a photo shoot and we've got a card with me,

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and pats On in a Christmas scene. This could

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<v Speaker 4>be winging its way through the ods post to you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I wouldn't say very limited edition. I mean, what

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<v Speaker 2>is the number for it to be limit edition?

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<v Speaker 4>It's five? I guess is it five to ten? What's

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<v Speaker 4>the standard definition? If someone let me know of limited edition? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>five hundred is a job lot, isn't it for a

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<v Speaker 4>Printer's here in Richmond.

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<v Speaker 2>Letters, all letter, a lettered still, if.

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<v Speaker 4>You'd like to send us one the show you received

0:30:29.560 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 4>free of charge. Every they might have said, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>if you'd like to send us a Christmas card, we're

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 4>going to start putting up in the studio. It is

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<v Speaker 4>lovely to see the names of some of the people

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<v Speaker 4>that we are lucky enough to hang out with in

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<v Speaker 4>the morning. Jack, you've got a little handful that came

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:44.440
<v Speaker 4>in a delight as well as no one sends you

0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:46.920
<v Speaker 4>anything written these days. Everythink the post we get is

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<v Speaker 4>normally a bill or sparber. A handwritten note takes time

0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 4>and effort. You've got to find a stamp, find a

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<v Speaker 4>post box.

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<v Speaker 2>So I appreciate that. And obviously we can't rate them all,

0:30:56.080 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 2>but we do appreciate them all coming in. We can't

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<v Speaker 2>rate them all on air. We read them all off air.

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<v Speaker 2>This one from Robin Emma I'll just point out as

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<v Speaker 2>because it flows to the top, because they're actually printed

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<v Speaker 2>out and bespoke message to us as part of the

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<v Speaker 2>card to Christian, Jack, Pat and the whole team at Gold,

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<v Speaker 2>We hope y'all have a fantastic Christmas and thank you

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 2>so much for the last you've provided over the last year. PS.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we please have two tickets to come and see

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<v Speaker 2>Elf at the Christian Cinema Club next week? Nicely done?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you can well do, Robin Emma. Okay, right, and

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<v Speaker 4>now I've got some international ones. We have people that

0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:33.200
<v Speaker 4>listen to a show through the iHeart platform, the iHeart

0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 4>app all over the world, some right now and some

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<v Speaker 4>on the podcast as well. Obviously some of us still

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<v Speaker 4>sticking with me that I used to talk to back

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<v Speaker 4>in the old country. So Jack, we can ask you

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<v Speaker 4>to calculate the distance from where we are Richmond, Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 4>to whoever our friends are across the world. Christian, my

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<v Speaker 4>name is Matteus. I'm a student from Rosario, Argentina. I

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 4>started to listen to you almost four years ago when

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 4>an English teacher told me to to improve my English.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not sure I find many example of how to

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<v Speaker 4>use the English language. Maybe it's more don't do what

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<v Speaker 4>he does. I've listened to your show's evidence and I

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<v Speaker 4>followed you from the UK to now Melbourne, Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually love that all right, seven and seventy kilometers.

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<v Speaker 4>Santa Fe, Argentina. So how many clicks?

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<v Speaker 2>Eleven thousand and seven to seventy.

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<v Speaker 4>That's brilliant, Mattia, Happy Christmas is on the way. Today

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<v Speaker 4>we go from Richmond here to another Richmond in Canada. Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>we enjoy the show. Ended up finding out about it

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<v Speaker 4>due to Jack post connection from Hamish and Andy.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, thank you Jack, Thank you has and that

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<v Speaker 4>is from Jeremy Hotwood over there Richmond, Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen two hundred and two kilometers.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, it's in the post today. Now we go

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<v Speaker 4>to the Cayman Islands. My husband and I listen to

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:49.520
<v Speaker 4>your show every morning on the way to work the

0:32:49.600 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 4>Cayman Islands after relocating from Melbourne six months ago. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a nice way to catch up with what's going on

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<v Speaker 4>back home.

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<v Speaker 2>That's lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>This is on gay Cayman Islands.

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<v Speaker 2>How far fifteen thousand, five hundred and sixty nine. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. Happy Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>Gay by the way, they get the Gaye is the name.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just making it out, Christian. I popped off a

0:33:10.240 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 4>car to you guys last week. Hopefully it makes it

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:15.160
<v Speaker 4>all the way from Chicago, Illinois.

0:33:15.520 --> 0:33:18.600
<v Speaker 2>That's some Angie. Fifteen one and fourteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we lucky to have these listeners all over Melbourne

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<v Speaker 4>and the world? Sweden we go to now and our

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<v Speaker 4>good friend there very This is a beautiful Swedish name.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't if you've ever heard of this, Keith.

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<v Speaker 4>Christia loved the show and I think I always will

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<v Speaker 4>thank you Keith for the genuine sentiment. I hope you

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<v Speaker 4>always feel that way out Keith. I would always love

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<v Speaker 4>you too. My Swedish friend.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you think you always off to fish in Sweden?

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 2>How far away? All right? That should be our furthest

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas card? So far fifteen thousand, five hundred and ninety

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<v Speaker 2>six kilometers.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what about this a Denmark? We're over there in Europe, Christian.

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:03.520
<v Speaker 4>I announced I would be leaving from Copenhagen, Denmark, from

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:05.960
<v Speaker 4>the UK the same day you and actually were leaving

0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.239
<v Speaker 4>your old radio station. What are the chances?

0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Anyway?

0:34:09.640 --> 0:34:12.760
<v Speaker 4>I followed you out there to Melbourne. I'm now in Denmark, Jason.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I don't know how I thought Sweden was

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<v Speaker 2>further away, about sixteen and fifty one kilmoners, all right?

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:22.560
<v Speaker 4>And then finally we go to Buckinghamshire, Elsbury. That's where

0:34:22.600 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 4>the Beckhams live around that way, so part just outside London,

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<v Speaker 4>just west Christian, who would make my day to get

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<v Speaker 4>a Christmas card all the way from Australia here to

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<v Speaker 4>buckingham Shah. I've been listening to you for years, Thank

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:38.320
<v Speaker 4>you very much, to Jack pats In yourself. For a

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:40.320
<v Speaker 4>couple of months I was driving backwards and forwards to

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<v Speaker 4>a hospital where my ninety three year old mum was

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<v Speaker 4>taken ill with pneumonia. She passed away peace for it

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of weeks ago. But listen to you guys,

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 4>gave me comfort in a tough time. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>What a lovely message.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry to here that, Nicola, and but thank you

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.000
<v Speaker 4>very much for such a beautiful thing with you your

0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 4>really kind words as well. So yes, how many? How

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<v Speaker 4>many from us to Nicola?

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<v Speaker 2>Sixteen nine and twenty nine kilometers? Okay, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you want one of the one of our cards,

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:08.879
<v Speaker 4>and you're listening right here in Melbourne, you can send

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:10.719
<v Speaker 4>us on as yours. The address is.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Level two twenty one to thirty one,

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<v Speaker 2>Goodwood Street, Richmond, three one two one. He does that

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 2>all Uf Behart. There are no notes and it impresses

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<v Speaker 2>me every single day.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the article. I wasn't reading a nat of guy.

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.720
<v Speaker 2>I was looking at my own handiwork on these Christmas cards.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm watching you for the last minute. We've been filming

0:35:33.880 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 4>you as well, staring at that card like you were

0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:41.319
<v Speaker 4>just staring out into space or the Great beyond.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to do. And not every card that you

0:35:43.000 --> 0:35:44.880
<v Speaker 2>receive will have a picture, but now I'm trying to

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>do a bespoke picture. In most of the new cards

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.319
<v Speaker 2>they look very nice. They's a nice gesture as well.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So yesterday evening, I'm rushing around. I'm trying

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:54.200
<v Speaker 4>to make tea. The kids have got two different sets

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:58.560
<v Speaker 4>of homework, and then suddenly my youngest daughter, who's now thirteen, goes, Dad, Dad,

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<v Speaker 4>please come upstairs. There's something wrong with the TV. So again,

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:04.359
<v Speaker 4>you know, when you're a kid and you've got teenage kids,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't know what you're walking into. You're like a fireman,

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:08.319
<v Speaker 4>you don't know what's the other side of the door.

0:36:08.640 --> 0:36:10.880
<v Speaker 4>I go up there and let little rumpers from, and

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 4>straight away I can see this awful sight of a

0:36:14.280 --> 0:36:19.320
<v Speaker 4>cracked and unmistakable cracked wall mounted TV. That TV is

0:36:19.400 --> 0:36:21.439
<v Speaker 4>only like a couple of months old. We've just moved

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 4>in there. And then the only words I hear, because

0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.160
<v Speaker 4>everything's just in a haze, I'm just thinking my wife's

0:36:27.160 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 4>away this week, she's only been away for twenty four hours.

0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:33.279
<v Speaker 4>How can that TV be cracked? And she goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I was doing a handstand and I accidentally put my

0:36:36.239 --> 0:36:40.320
<v Speaker 4>foot through it, and all I say is handstand. I

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 4>can't understand. I can't understand why you've been doing a

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<v Speaker 4>handstand anywhere, go out in the street, anywhere in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>War wah wall No, not the TV, not the TV.

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<v Speaker 2>But dear her, like you don't know which way you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to fall in a handstand. And so I kind

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:56.799
<v Speaker 2>of be an.

0:36:57.000 --> 0:36:58.879
<v Speaker 4>I'm in a daze, and I can fill my chest

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 4>that heart attack handstand. And then she goes pranked and

0:37:06.080 --> 0:37:09.080
<v Speaker 4>she found something on YouTube. She's called up on the

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<v Speaker 4>TV where it literally it's a I guess it like

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:16.520
<v Speaker 4>a screen, say like that sixty five inches with the

0:37:16.600 --> 0:37:19.880
<v Speaker 4>effect of a cracked TV. I showed you the photo.

0:37:20.120 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 4>It looks like a cracked TV.

0:37:21.480 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 2>It looks it looks like a cracked TV. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And because these kids these days are on all these

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:27.200
<v Speaker 4>modern apps and stuff like that, she lives on Snapchat,

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:29.000
<v Speaker 4>this other one on TikTok. Now, I know you you

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 4>love Instagram. I've only got Instagram Instagram since I've got here,

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 4>and I love it now. But do you know what

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:34.400
<v Speaker 4>TikTok is?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I thought TikTok was to sing into the

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<v Speaker 2>camera and like top.

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<v Speaker 6>No, gosh, no, I haven't even heard of it.

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well she then she goes, so she done it as

0:37:45.120 --> 0:37:48.279
<v Speaker 4>a prank, and she's been she positioned her camera and

0:37:48.480 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 4>filmed all this. Okay, great, she filmed it, not just

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 4>that for TikTok ah. Right, and so anyway, we've got

0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:58.800
<v Speaker 4>the video. Put it up and all you hear is

0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:03.680
<v Speaker 4>me going handstand, you know, and then swearing. But she'd

0:38:03.719 --> 0:38:06.840
<v Speaker 4>actually pranked me. So one of those morning the games

0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:09.560
<v Speaker 4>used to play to annoy your parents. Because she said

0:38:09.600 --> 0:38:10.960
<v Speaker 4>she'd been waiting for half an hour.

0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:11.799
<v Speaker 2>I was on the phone.

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 4>I was on the phone to produce a brand. She

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:15.520
<v Speaker 4>was just getting please wrap it up.

0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:17.600
<v Speaker 2>And the great thing is, because your wife's away, you

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 2>can repeat the prank when she comes back home again.

0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, you should have kept it going because I

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:25.279
<v Speaker 4>would have had some sort of.

0:38:25.280 --> 0:38:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Break until you replace the TV. I know I would have.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:29.840
<v Speaker 4>Gone over and started to touch it and then started

0:38:29.880 --> 0:38:32.320
<v Speaker 4>to lose it and cry. She said, I was so worried.

0:38:32.400 --> 0:38:38.319
<v Speaker 4>I actually thought you were going to collapse that put

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:40.879
<v Speaker 4>through a TV. Okay, So I want to know about

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 4>the games you play to annoy mom and Dad, maybe

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 4>you did pranks on them nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four three. We have only six seats left at

0:38:49.520 --> 0:38:52.879
<v Speaker 4>our Christmas movie next week. We were watching with you elf.

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<v Speaker 4>It's at the Palace Cinema. We're going to be at

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:58.600
<v Speaker 4>the como. You get prosecco and cannapees on arrivals, but

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 4>only six seats left. If you do want to come along,

0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:04.000
<v Speaker 4>thanks to Palace Cinemas, give the gift of cinema with

0:39:04.080 --> 0:39:06.480
<v Speaker 4>a Palace gift card this Christmas. Give us a call now,

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<v Speaker 4>tell us about the pranks and the ways used to

0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 4>annoy mom and dad. The games used to play.

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<v Speaker 1>Look Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:14.319
<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So what were the ways she used to annoy mom

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 4>and dad? The games she used to play on them?

0:39:18.480 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 4>I was cruelly pranks yesterday. My daughter had gone to

0:39:22.200 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 4>a lot of effort that sound kind of Darren Brown

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:28.080
<v Speaker 4>high tech. A prank didn't when act she was filming

0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 4>my reaction for TikTok as well, it would. It won't

0:39:30.600 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 4>even make a great video because I'm just stunned that

0:39:33.239 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 4>a kid would think it was a good to do

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:37.839
<v Speaker 4>a handstand up against a wall mounted TV. So I'm

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.799
<v Speaker 4>just more in a daze and all I'm saying is handstand.

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.520
<v Speaker 4>Those might have been the last words I said before

0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 4>I fail to the ground. Handstand that that head all right?

0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:55.120
<v Speaker 4>So Danielle, good morning. Let's get Danielle up first. Good morning, Danielle.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi, how are you?

0:39:56.640 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty good, Danielle. Now one of the TV is

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 2>not broken. Danielle. What was the games used to play

0:40:01.600 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 2>to trick Mom.

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<v Speaker 14>And dad my mom's death for my sister and I

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 14>used to climb into the roof and there was a

0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:08.919
<v Speaker 14>hole above the shower. We used to pour cold water

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:09.279
<v Speaker 14>on her.

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<v Speaker 2>Your poor mom, Your poor mom is deaf, and this

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<v Speaker 2>is what you do.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes, it was being renovated, so we could get up

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<v Speaker 14>there with a buck of the cold water and go

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<v Speaker 14>over to the shower and pour it on and she

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:25.239
<v Speaker 14>used to scream. We used to think it was hilarious, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You would do it more than one time. Of course

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 2>they didn't kids.

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<v Speaker 4>We were brutal, We won't we We just didn't understand empathy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It was very creative. I like that.

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<v Speaker 14>We used to have a game where we used to

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<v Speaker 14>try and put regimine on the top lip while she

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:42.719
<v Speaker 14>was asleep. Because we didn't touch the bed, she didn't

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<v Speaker 14>know you were there.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's going too far, your poor mom. Have you

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<v Speaker 4>apologized to mom?

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<v Speaker 14>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Danielle, thank you very much for call. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>go to Jack. Good morning, Hey, good morning. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're talking about the games she's to play on

0:41:01.600 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 4>now with your mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 2>What was it for you?

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<v Speaker 10>It was actually Nana. She was staying with us for

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 10>a couple of weeks after she'd had a hysterectomy or

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:12.920
<v Speaker 10>something like that, and being an elderly lady, she wore

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:15.319
<v Speaker 10>dentes and would put them in the stratum water every

0:41:15.400 --> 0:41:18.719
<v Speaker 10>night in the bathroom. And one night I swapped her

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:23.399
<v Speaker 10>denties for Dracula teeth. And then that was hilarious, of course,

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 10>and so then I went into, okay, what can I

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:30.719
<v Speaker 10>do next moment? So the next day I took the

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 10>adventures that night and I put them in the freezer

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:35.840
<v Speaker 10>and then he popped them back on the bench frozen

0:41:36.000 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 10>solid before she got up the next morning.

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<v Speaker 8>And this this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And.

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<v Speaker 10>So she comes through into the kitchen. An elderly English

0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 10>lady too comes through into the kitchen the next morning.

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<v Speaker 10>She always know it was me or gummy? Where you

0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:57.239
<v Speaker 10>jacquelan body teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Jack, thank you very much. She cool. Thanks Base, Maddie,

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Hi Christian. So my prank was on Father's Day from

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.720
<v Speaker 9>my dad at four am. I did the toilet prank

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:20.759
<v Speaker 9>climp fom under the toilet seat so he the p

0:42:20.960 --> 0:42:22.680
<v Speaker 9>went everywhere around the bathroom.

0:42:24.680 --> 0:42:27.120
<v Speaker 4>It's a classic. It's a classic that will run forever.

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:29.440
<v Speaker 4>You know, it's been going for decades. We've all done

0:42:29.440 --> 0:42:31.719
<v Speaker 4>it the old King film one and I guess Dad

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:33.600
<v Speaker 4>got up there to go for an early morning little

0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 4>tinkle and then it went all over the floor in

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:36.280
<v Speaker 4>the bathroom.

0:42:36.360 --> 0:42:36.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, And on Father's Day, which is the hilarious party.

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 4>Dad. What a great way to celebrate all things about

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:49.879
<v Speaker 4>Dad with urine all splashbacks all over his bathroom floor.

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 4>Wicked child, Maddie. All right, Maddie, thank you very much

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:56.440
<v Speaker 4>and cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, Christian O'Connell. Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one of

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:02.919
<v Speaker 1>four point three.

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:05.200
<v Speaker 4>Always time for a little catch up with the producer Brad.

0:43:05.239 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 4>There are we often talk about our maturely producer Brad.

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 4>He was just telling us how different time when he

0:43:12.280 --> 0:43:16.239
<v Speaker 4>went to school obviously the early eighteen hundreds. How beat

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:20.040
<v Speaker 4>troops are not making this up. I'm not making this up. Jack,

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:23.880
<v Speaker 4>You're back beroots were bare beat troops were banned at

0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:24.440
<v Speaker 4>his school.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's what they had for entertainment.

0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:28.080
<v Speaker 6>There was there a feminine the eighteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't even know.

0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:31.320
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to ask any questions. I guess it

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:32.280
<v Speaker 4>went on the conversation.

0:43:33.120 --> 0:43:33.480
<v Speaker 2>There we go.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:37.279
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, we're talking about pranks you played on your mom

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:39.399
<v Speaker 4>and dad. We've got time for one last school before

0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:41.360
<v Speaker 4>the news. Adrian, good morning.

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<v Speaker 12>How are you going.

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:45.399
<v Speaker 4>It's good Adrian. What's your story for us? Said about

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 4>a prank you played on mom and dad?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, it was actually my old man that played the prank,

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 12>Going back a long long time. He used to work

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.879
<v Speaker 12>for Holden, and his old man went out and bought

0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 12>himself a brand new Silver Statesman, all right, And the

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:01.160
<v Speaker 12>next night, after he'd at home, my old man thought

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:04.320
<v Speaker 12>would be funny to bring home a brand new Blue Statesman.

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:08.400
<v Speaker 12>And when his old man went to bed, he swapped

0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:11.080
<v Speaker 12>the number plate, swapped everything out of the glove box,

0:44:11.160 --> 0:44:11.759
<v Speaker 12>everything out of.

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 5>The food.

0:44:14.280 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 12>To the other and then he's parked parked his old

0:44:16.640 --> 0:44:20.280
<v Speaker 12>man's silver one in the neighbor's house, got his mummy

0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:22.120
<v Speaker 12>on the joke and everything, and when his old man

0:44:22.160 --> 0:44:23.840
<v Speaker 12>woke up, and you know, they've all walked out to

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 12>the garage to go out to the shops and he's

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:27.799
<v Speaker 12>opened the gararde store and just stood there looking, going,

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:29.320
<v Speaker 12>that's not my car.

0:44:29.640 --> 0:44:34.160
<v Speaker 4>But can't work out what's changed because he'd been so confused.

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, he was the family. He dragged it on for

0:44:37.200 --> 0:44:38.920
<v Speaker 12>a couple of hours and of course got his mum

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:41.880
<v Speaker 12>involved and everything. And I'm sure I bought a silver

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:45.480
<v Speaker 12>one and it was blue. He definitely bought a blue one.

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 4>Best one we've heard this morning. Have about tickets? Come

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.840
<v Speaker 4>and watch Elf with us if you're around next Tuesday

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:54.360
<v Speaker 4>night at the Como Palace.

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:58.160
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, to be honest, you're probably better off someone else

0:44:58.160 --> 0:44:59.480
<v Speaker 12>because I've worked pretty late.

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 2>It was the sports club I love? Was it last?

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:07.279
<v Speaker 2>Was it yesterday? I had this again? Rejected? Yea, he

0:45:07.360 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 2>had late night bowls. Yeah, no, it's not sure what

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 2>she's just working next week forgetting.

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 12>I didn't want to take the tickets and then not.

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<v Speaker 2>Going rejecting the next time, just Adrian celebrate on air,

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:22.240
<v Speaker 2>then tell the producers afterwards.

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 12>I would love to be there because I love the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Empty words now to clean out the Adrian.

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<v Speaker 4>It was an outstanding call, Thank.

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<v Speaker 2>You very much.

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<v Speaker 12>No worries at all.

0:45:37.120 --> 0:45:38.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to stop asking. It's just embarrassing.

0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:42.439
<v Speaker 1>Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one of four

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:43.000
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 4>Just to send a jack. I need to get revenge

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:47.120
<v Speaker 4>on my thirteen year old or to prank to me

0:45:47.239 --> 0:45:49.960
<v Speaker 4>yesterday and filmed it that she'd broken the TV by

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:54.000
<v Speaker 4>doing a handstand. I need to do a prank on

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 4>her and I'll make sure I film it.

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:58.000
<v Speaker 2>I've thought of one the good ones.

0:45:58.000 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 4>It's gould to be a smart one. She's going to

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:01.120
<v Speaker 4>be ready. She's a smart little cookie.

0:46:01.200 --> 0:46:01.320
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:03.920
<v Speaker 4>It's thinking about maybe saying that dad's been having an

0:46:03.960 --> 0:46:07.160
<v Speaker 4>affair and the family breaking up, you know, and bring

0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 4>in a couple of young girls and going here are

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:09.879
<v Speaker 4>your three new mums?

0:46:10.719 --> 0:46:14.239
<v Speaker 2>Too much? Well, I was going to say tell her

0:46:14.520 --> 0:46:17.719
<v Speaker 2>that the customs officers rang and that Niche your dog

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:21.279
<v Speaker 2>has to go back to London. She was on a

0:46:21.360 --> 0:46:24.239
<v Speaker 2>year probation and she didn't know the man that's a

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.920
<v Speaker 2>horrible thing to do. But three new moms is okay,

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:33.600
<v Speaker 2>that's funny an him secret center.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, then we studied this Monday over the next

0:46:41.120 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 4>two weeks, giving away Missus Hughes twenty thousand dollars worth

0:46:45.120 --> 0:46:48.280
<v Speaker 4>of prices in my twenty k secret Center, all thanks

0:46:48.320 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 4>to Chapel Street Precincts. Big prizes every single day today

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:55.840
<v Speaker 4>breakfast and coffee for two of you every month for

0:46:55.880 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 4>a year, great price at Tivoli Road Bakery. Also get

0:47:00.680 --> 0:47:05.400
<v Speaker 4>a brand new sixty five inch okay ultra led smart

0:47:05.480 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 4>TV from JV High Fight and Paran So you win

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 4>both of those. Right now, we're back with Christmas O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to the clues. What celebrity is getting these presents

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:21.720
<v Speaker 4>each day? It's someone famous today, someone very, very famous

0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:25.680
<v Speaker 4>from the world of entertainment. I can say no more.

0:47:25.920 --> 0:47:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Listen to the clues. Who is that famous person from

0:47:29.719 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 4>the world of entertainment?

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 2>O ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho oh.

0:47:36.400 --> 0:47:38.480
<v Speaker 4>I'll put my back out then, Oh who am I

0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:40.200
<v Speaker 4>delivering to right now? Let me have a look at

0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:44.000
<v Speaker 4>their presence. It's a cookbook. It's a called Hell to.

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 8>Poison your friends at work with homemade bakes, a life

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:53.440
<v Speaker 8>size Brian Adams love job, Sicko and a brand new banjo.

0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Christmast be inbred anyway?

0:47:58.640 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 8>Who is it.

0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:04.360
<v Speaker 6>Imbread?

0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:12.000
<v Speaker 4>Huh, it's in quiz imbread anything Locked the doors World

0:48:12.080 --> 0:48:15.919
<v Speaker 4>of Entertainment ish nine four one four one oh four

0:48:16.080 --> 0:48:21.239
<v Speaker 4>three a showbiz legend of showbiz noughty tell him off

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 4>for that one. His words, not mine of course nine

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:26.040
<v Speaker 4>four one four one oh four three. Who do you

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:26.879
<v Speaker 4>think it was today?

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 4>Just think about another prank I could play on my

0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:35.600
<v Speaker 4>thirty year old daughter if I said, hey, listen, because

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 4>this actually is actually believable. Listen, they're going to be

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:41.239
<v Speaker 4>doing some of that Wi fi work in the area.

0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.800
<v Speaker 4>We've got to get the NBN. But it means that

0:48:43.840 --> 0:48:45.440
<v Speaker 4>for the next four weeks it's gonna be no Wi Fi.

0:48:46.120 --> 0:48:48.720
<v Speaker 2>She'll move that home, She's to go back to England.

0:48:48.719 --> 0:48:50.839
<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's too much, all right, Just give away two

0:48:50.840 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars worth of prices.

0:48:56.080 --> 0:49:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Nor MN Secrets Center, all right, I ever.

0:49:02.080 --> 0:49:04.239
<v Speaker 4>Did this week? Then two thousand and next week two

0:49:04.280 --> 0:49:07.600
<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars worth of prizes thanks to Chapels three precincts.

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:11.480
<v Speaker 4>You just got to listen to Christmas O'Connell. Listen to

0:49:11.520 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 4>the presents. They're the clues. Who is the famous person

0:49:14.640 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 4>that will be getting the presents today? It's a legend

0:49:18.280 --> 0:49:20.760
<v Speaker 4>from showbiz. Listen to the preses.

0:49:21.040 --> 0:49:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Who is it?

0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.

0:49:27.680 --> 0:49:28.600
<v Speaker 2>We'll put my back out.

0:49:28.480 --> 0:49:31.000
<v Speaker 8>Then, Oh who am I delivering to right now? Let

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:33.880
<v Speaker 8>me have a look at their presence? It's a cookbook.

0:49:34.160 --> 0:49:36.759
<v Speaker 8>It's a called Hell to poison your friends at work

0:49:37.040 --> 0:49:41.960
<v Speaker 8>with homemade bakes, a life size Brian Adams love dog

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:49.600
<v Speaker 8>Sicko and a brand new Banjos must be inbred anyway.

0:49:49.960 --> 0:49:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Who is it?

0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 4>Justin goome Onring Justine Morning, Christian, Hey goy we go

0:49:58.000 --> 0:50:00.520
<v Speaker 4>Justin say fantasy trying to win the prizes the breakfast

0:50:00.560 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 4>and coffee for two every month. And there's another one

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:09.080
<v Speaker 4>that getting brand new sixty five inch TV from Jolly.

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:09.680
<v Speaker 2>High five Bran.

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:11.360
<v Speaker 7>It's getting better.

0:50:11.320 --> 0:50:13.360
<v Speaker 2>All so who do you think it was? It's a

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:14.240
<v Speaker 2>showbiz legend.

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna go with Patsy, Patsy.

0:50:17.800 --> 0:50:21.040
<v Speaker 4>Patsy Chill and Poisonous with Anne Zach biscuits and a

0:50:21.560 --> 0:50:22.120
<v Speaker 4>love dollar.

0:50:22.280 --> 0:50:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Brian Adams.

0:50:23.120 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 6>I wish I had one of those him red.

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 2>How very dare you?

0:50:26.800 --> 0:50:27.279
<v Speaker 8>This is right?

0:50:27.360 --> 0:50:30.279
<v Speaker 4>Christmas O'Connor, Oh yo, Yes.

0:50:30.440 --> 0:50:32.960
<v Speaker 2>Well done, coolerline one.

0:50:33.560 --> 0:50:35.920
<v Speaker 4>You win two thousand dollars worth of prizes.

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Well done, it was Patrina Joan.

0:50:38.200 --> 0:50:41.359
<v Speaker 4>Well done. Okay, you win the prizes, well done, justin

0:50:41.880 --> 0:50:43.640
<v Speaker 4>that's all right, well done, have a great Christmas.

0:50:44.200 --> 0:50:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? All right?

0:50:46.200 --> 0:50:48.800
<v Speaker 4>Brand new one tomorrow morning two one thousand more dollars

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:49.720
<v Speaker 4>worth of prizes.

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:53.279
<v Speaker 1>We won the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one

0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:54.359
<v Speaker 1>oh four point three.

0:50:57.880 --> 0:51:00.120
<v Speaker 4>Today's that work time waste to them all the sow.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:03.320
<v Speaker 4>We've been giving you tickets to go to Haymate amazing

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:06.040
<v Speaker 4>lineup from Patsy this morning. Earlier you and three mates

0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:08.920
<v Speaker 4>off to see it. Heymaatee a concert for the Aussie farmers.

0:51:08.960 --> 0:51:12.000
<v Speaker 4>It's on December the fifteenth and morning to Racecourse. You

0:51:12.160 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 4>can still get tickets at ticketmaster dot com dot au.

0:51:16.520 --> 0:51:17.879
<v Speaker 4>You al still get to go on the short list

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:22.280
<v Speaker 4>for our Golden ticket. John Farnham, John Stevens, Darl braithwait

0:51:22.440 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 4>loads more so today's one. We are doing our weekly

0:51:26.280 --> 0:51:29.879
<v Speaker 4>historical one. Today we go to a very very rich

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:36.400
<v Speaker 4>historical period in history, the Romans. So it's Roman movies.

0:51:36.560 --> 0:51:40.200
<v Speaker 4>That's today's at work time, Western We're stretching you today, romanmovies.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:42.880
<v Speaker 4>What is your Roman history knowledge? Like Jack has been

0:51:42.920 --> 0:51:44.839
<v Speaker 4>getting a crash course online, I fear over the last

0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 4>two hours and.

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<v Speaker 2>Are very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I've got a night at the Colosseum, nights at

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<v Speaker 4>the museum, nights at the Colosseum.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Howard the aqueduct the Romans, I're gonna have to do

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of history explaining it. So they witty kids

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<v Speaker 4>on the show aqueduct invented by the Romans. Really yeah, incident,

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<v Speaker 4>how this could be a long one today, folks, uh

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<v Speaker 4>mad Maximus, I get that. Yep, Dude, where's my chariots? Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>where's my chariot? The centurion candidate, the girl with the

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<v Speaker 4>Julius Caesar tattoo, and dude, where's my carpe?

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<v Speaker 2>DM know about the tatoo?

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<v Speaker 8>One?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got them? I have Edward Caesar hands good,

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<v Speaker 2>not another Byzantine movie, oh nice, Byzantine Sistine candles very good.

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<v Speaker 2>And the Latin hat the Latin actually.

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<v Speaker 4>Good ones in there. Well done?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>What have you got Roman movies?

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<v Speaker 2>That? So you win?

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<v Speaker 4>You and three mates off to go and see Fancy

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<v Speaker 4>and Heymate. We're looking for your Roman movie semi yours.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm actually very very lucky. We're Jack and Pats with

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<v Speaker 4>a team that very committed to radio excellence. Hey, Pats,

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<v Speaker 4>Pats has actually gone. She says, left. Didn't mean say

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<v Speaker 4>goodbye to either you or eye. I was wondering during

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<v Speaker 4>the atwork time waster why she was uncharacteristically quiet and

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<v Speaker 4>as in just mute, And then she's gone. She's gone

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<v Speaker 4>to the photo shoot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess she's still on air. Why's she gone

0:53:26.000 --> 0:53:29.800
<v Speaker 2>an hour before she off for breakfast or something? She

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<v Speaker 2>wants to try and close or get a makeup done beforehand?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. But what about the breakfast show that still remains?

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<v Speaker 2>She's the new Sampang Christian o'conral's team.

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<v Speaker 15>Weeks of tickets this week featuring John Farlow, John Stephens,

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<v Speaker 15>Darryl Braidways, Vanisa Emiracy, John Williamson, The Black Sorrow Glass

0:53:48.000 --> 0:53:49.560
<v Speaker 15>or Moyer's him weekly and Moore.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you went three mates off to hey mate every

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<v Speaker 4>day this week week nine and ten ways to tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>That's on the time waste this week. It's a historical

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<v Speaker 4>one again in this Wednesday. Roman movies.

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<v Speaker 2>These are very very good.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what you did last Centurion gold. That is

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<v Speaker 4>smart Gerards, Rome, Eo and Julius. That's a Tufa gold

0:54:15.320 --> 0:54:20.480
<v Speaker 4>for Tufa, crouching Toga, hidden dungeon silver plus Liz of Sumbury.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done.

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<v Speaker 4>The last action Nero Nera.

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<v Speaker 2>I just learned about him when I was googling Roman dictators.

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<v Speaker 4>Amazing names they Nero Hercules silver plus Bacchus to the future.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get it.

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<v Speaker 4>God Bacchus was the god of food and wine, silver,

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<v Speaker 4>the mighty aqueducts, gold, beauty in the Greek gold Shelley

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<v Speaker 4>Worlderne Gaul interrupted, Wait with.

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan, did Rome go into the into Greece because beauty

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<v Speaker 2>and the Greek? I actually think I got to make

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<v Speaker 2>that bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they were linked through our history. They were warring peoples,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, them a long way apart.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Gaul interrupted, Silver, we brought a Zeus.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very clever. No, I got great god uh Carly

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<v Speaker 2>Rome alone, So it's the simple ones, the funniest current

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<v Speaker 2>front runner Rome alone.

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<v Speaker 4>This is also very good. Chris in Seabrook, Good Morning, Pompey,

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<v Speaker 4>It Forward, Oh Clever Gold, When Harry met Spartacus, Gold

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<v Speaker 4>Weekend at Caligula's Silver Die Hard with a Venice.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude wears my toga bronze. Julius Caesar's day Off, no bronze.

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<v Speaker 2>The Devil.

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<v Speaker 4>The Devil wears sandals.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's something about Medusa. Well done, Roger, that's very

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<v Speaker 4>smart too. Which ones winning the tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold plus Today, Rome alone down the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one O four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>So this week Jack has been watching his dog live

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<v Speaker 4>streaming her trying to catch on the top of his

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<v Speaker 4>kitchen surfaces, because that's what she's been doing recently.

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:15.399
<v Speaker 2>There's actually a video up on our socials on faced

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<v Speaker 2>an instagram of where you can see Luna walking around

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<v Speaker 2>on the bench time.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's a big dog just to be casually wandering

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<v Speaker 4>around like a pig is sort of truffling looking for

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<v Speaker 4>truffles in the forest and she found some.

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<v Speaker 2>She she's a border Collie. She got up there first

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<v Speaker 2>time to eat all the birthday cookies that my mum

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:34.960
<v Speaker 2>made for me. What a great day for a dog.

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:38.360
<v Speaker 2>She since cleaned up a butter dish and eating all

0:56:38.400 --> 0:56:40.799
<v Speaker 2>the butter from that, and as well as when there

0:56:40.880 --> 0:56:42.880
<v Speaker 2>wasn't any food up there, she just chewed the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the sponge. I guess there was frustration. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean maybe there was bits and pieces of food scraped

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<v Speaker 2>on there, and she thought this is the best I

0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:50.680
<v Speaker 2>can get.

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<v Speaker 4>So notice today, right, you've had it for the last

0:56:52.800 --> 0:56:54.880
<v Speaker 4>two days. You've been watching it via your phone. Ye,

0:56:55.280 --> 0:56:56.719
<v Speaker 4>nothing today you've given up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you got to get it's hard. What I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do is catch her in the act so I

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<v Speaker 2>can talk to her and go, hey, learn to get

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<v Speaker 2>off the bench. Whereas at the moment I've only got

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<v Speaker 2>the clips that it records.

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<v Speaker 4>One of our listener has been through this and has

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<v Speaker 4>got some advice for you, Christian. We've got a forty

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<v Speaker 4>kilo boxer who's got sweet tooth and likes to get

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<v Speaker 4>up on the table and kitchen top. We knew this

0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:19.600
<v Speaker 4>was happening because dog draw would be left everywhere we

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<v Speaker 4>came home.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd eaten.

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<v Speaker 4>In the past, he'd eaten thirty donuts, ten lunch and

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<v Speaker 4>twenty of those little ones in one go cupcakes. He

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<v Speaker 4>left the spongebits, just licked nick the icing off, left

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<v Speaker 4>the cupcake, a full trifle, a full trifle, and a

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<v Speaker 4>full double bag of tim Tams as well. Wow, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>he was having a field day. How do we stopping?

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<v Speaker 4>And we got in a dog behavioral psychologist who told

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<v Speaker 4>us to stop trying to catch him out.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got one of those cameras.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Scott Yep told us to stop that and trying

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<v Speaker 4>to catch them in the act and punish them because

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<v Speaker 4>it won't work, and they just desperate and they will

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<v Speaker 4>do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>He recommended leaving out some.

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<v Speaker 4>Spicy treats, chili favored of the chili on that big

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<v Speaker 4>old dog tongue, and the heat going in that greedy

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<v Speaker 4>pie hole stopped him dead in his tracks. He has

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<v Speaker 4>never been up sick since because he's fearing more spice up.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting. It worked. I feel terrible for these.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, obviously you's are very very small, dose go easy.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't do any damage to their Tomu tumers or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>But she has got an iron stomach. She can honestly

0:58:30.320 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 2>eat anything, and she's fine. So I think I'll have

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<v Speaker 2>to put a few chilies in there.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, don't do chili's a dog. You can have

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<v Speaker 4>a hard hat, a little bit of chili, a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit of chili powder.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, just sprinkle that on some of the think

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<v Speaker 2>would I would? I think she'd actually lap that up

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<v Speaker 2>and come back for more. Try just please, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>double the No.

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<v Speaker 4>Just sprinkle some chili powder and see how she gets on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>alrightf go to jalapinos and stuff like that. Jamie, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you very much. By the way, if you ever want

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<v Speaker 4>to email the show, but absolutely anything we call them

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<v Speaker 4>late to the party. Christian at Gold Want of three

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<v Speaker 4>dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Three God one o four point three Christian I con

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<v Speaker 4>on Breakfast Show.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it for us.

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<v Speaker 4>We're off to our photoshoot now. Jack's getting ready to

0:59:12.920 --> 0:59:15.919
<v Speaker 4>take off that wedding ring and check it in a drain.

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow morning. We be down to the last two or

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<v Speaker 4>three or four tickets to come and join us next

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<v Speaker 4>Tuesday night, last week of the shows for us. And

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<v Speaker 4>on Tuesday night we're at the Como Palace thanks to

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<v Speaker 4>Palace Cinemas, and we're putting on Elf, the greatest Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>movie there is, and you can be there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's tomorrow on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Title of today's show is three New Mums, Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much for listening, Huggy's on the Way

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three,