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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melvin's Gold one
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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2: The sun's out today.
Speaker 4: How long is the sun.
Speaker 2: Going to be out for today? An hour? Half an
Speaker 2: hour for.
Speaker 4: The snow and then a plague of locusts. Is it
Speaker 4: going to be nice all day to day?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Study in twenty five and you know what we did
Speaker 5: get snow overnight up in the Alps.
Speaker 2: You're kidding, No, I'm serious.
Speaker 6: But it's a month out from Christmas.
Speaker 2: Is going on?
Speaker 4: That's nuts? And what's it like over the next couple
Speaker 4: of days? Is it gonna be nice going into the weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it will be a fry Friday, a bit of
Speaker 5: a light shower twenty one and then sort of in
Speaker 5: the low twenties across the weekend, but nothing like yesterday.
Speaker 4: We have our photo shoot today, We've got some I
Speaker 4: wish I could muster.
Speaker 2: Up excitement for a photo shoot.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I gave my photo taken the best of times, right,
Speaker 4: and the thought of having to go into a studio,
Speaker 4: do any of you guys like doing that?
Speaker 2: Well, we got we got to go in with a
Speaker 2: good attitude because we though. You don't want to be
Speaker 2: on a bust up next year, because you're you pass
Speaker 2: it all over the city with a grumpy look on
Speaker 2: your face.
Speaker 4: Just maybe that's the look they should go for the
Speaker 4: athlete because everybody else is pretending to me having a
Speaker 4: good time. I bust out in the give one and
Speaker 4: nova good at the morning of the morning you know
Speaker 4: where it's not pretending to yawn Breakford show. I've never
Speaker 4: seen that one done before. What do you got next?
Speaker 4: And over an alarm clock in there or one of
Speaker 4: you munching on a cereal bard because it's breakfast time.
Speaker 4: It's not that. The headline is mornings are our thing?
Speaker 4: Looking one of you only turns up for two hours
Speaker 4: a day. It was seven till nine. Okay, mornings are
Speaker 4: not your thing. Mornings are kind of your thing, but
Speaker 4: they are not your thing. So yeah, we got a
Speaker 4: photo shoot today. Now when I came in this morning,
Speaker 4: Pats and I saw you. There was a different kind
Speaker 4: of pats was it? Well, we normally big energy. You're
Speaker 4: checking in on everyone.
Speaker 6: You are the kind of mom of the group.
Speaker 4: Mother, hen mother, hand of it. And I just saw you.
Speaker 4: You didn't seem too good. You've seen a bit off color.
Speaker 4: It is the stress of the shoot today.
Speaker 5: What'sapp I think it's a combination of that. I am
Speaker 5: quite stressed, as you know. I don't like having my
Speaker 5: photo taken, and I was a bit off yesterday.
Speaker 2: A beautiful person the camera will capture. Oh that's it,
Speaker 2: your essence. And your hair looks great.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you. Yeah, still not sure about the blonde.
Speaker 5: But you know what, it's not a third world problem?
Speaker 5: Is it not liking your hair color?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think of all the problems the third
Speaker 4: world have in Ethiopia right now?
Speaker 2: Are trayer?
Speaker 4: I don't think they go what do you think of
Speaker 4: my highlights? I'm Can you get the mirror and.
Speaker 2: Just look it back of my head? No, you're quite right.
Speaker 5: I hope my belly gets better. I was to the
Speaker 5: loup yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4: We don't need to know that it went again. This
Speaker 4: is what women do. Just let me know are you. Okay, No,
Speaker 4: I'm not How can I help? I don't need to
Speaker 4: know about your backside? And Nord is Melbourne right now.
Speaker 4: Morning's not our thing.
Speaker 2: Well are you going for a nervous pooh? Is that
Speaker 2: what you mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: No, you know what the Love God was off yesterday?
Speaker 5: He was a bit crooked as well. We might have something,
Speaker 5: but we'll be right.
Speaker 6: It's a great day. Look at it outside, it's sunny.
Speaker 2: What does the Love God do when he's off? Oh?
Speaker 2: Around the house is good? Not good?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: Extend that three hour morning shower out to four hours,
Speaker 2: five hours.
Speaker 4: Luxuriate whatever he's up to in there.
Speaker 5: It wasn't a good sign when I drove up after work,
Speaker 5: coming up to the house, and I saw the Uber
Speaker 5: guy coming out of our house, and I thought, oh no,
Speaker 5: this is what he does when he's off color.
Speaker 6: He likes he likes to have a burger.
Speaker 4: I can't get through in time with cheese.
Speaker 5: He had a hankering for a burger and he ordered
Speaker 5: Uber Eats at eleven am.
Speaker 2: Comfort him.
Speaker 4: But I remember perhaps told me that a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks ago that you went to Bunnings and he had
Speaker 4: not one but seven.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, you know what.
Speaker 4: No wonder when you're trying to luxury in the bar,
Speaker 4: he's kicking open the door to drop off some of.
Speaker 2: The seven snags.
Speaker 4: He's gonna You're gonna have to ring the council soon
Speaker 4: to permission before he flushes the moon.
Speaker 5: It's becoming a habit and I'm finding he's been using
Speaker 5: an excuse every Sunday to go to, you know, build
Speaker 5: on his Christmas Lights extravaganza.
Speaker 4: He's going to turn into Nickers that giant cow, Mega cow.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine anyone, but they get through seven snags.
Speaker 9: In one go.
Speaker 2: This the scoutthole raising money. He's probably done it by now.
Speaker 2: They've hit their targ hot Dog Champ, that's who he is.
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Speaker 4: One O four, three one or two Alex Christian sounds
Speaker 4: out The Love God and Jack's dog Lunar are the
Speaker 4: perfect match both Eat and everything in sight. You're still
Speaker 4: going to be streaming today, yep.
Speaker 2: And I think I saw Chris up there walking around.
Speaker 4: That be right, So Pats Tommy a couple of weeks
Speaker 4: ago that the wearerb we Love God perhaps is amazing.
Speaker 2: Her husband Chris right, who.
Speaker 4: Has a very big appetite for life, doesn't he, you know,
Speaker 4: whether it's beer bongs and eating my hose make an
Speaker 4: improvised one or zambouka that he's tearing through. And when
Speaker 4: the past time he got through seven snags outside of Bunnings,
Speaker 4: I thought this was mind blowing. Okay, one, maybe two, okay,
Speaker 4: but seven.
Speaker 2: I will sometimes double up because you do finish one
Speaker 2: and enough is it?
Speaker 4: And they are they are a smaller sort of sausage
Speaker 4: than you normally get, but they taste great there.
Speaker 2: But seven with the bread as work? Now? Has he
Speaker 2: done that all in one go? Sitting outside the sausage
Speaker 2: thistle tent? Or is he walking around the aisles coming back?
Speaker 2: Walk around the oars?
Speaker 5: He's had a couple going in but just one slice
Speaker 5: of bridge. You can't go too hard on the carbs.
Speaker 5: And then as he's come out.
Speaker 2: Right, so he gets into stack a couple. This guy
Speaker 2: is a broth.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there's anyone listening who could actually reckon
Speaker 4: they can do seven or more? Do you think Chris
Speaker 4: could actually put polish off seven in one go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Most likely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you reckon he could hit as a target.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I'd hate to imagine. Maybe ten Tenny one go,
Speaker 5: don't challenge him whatever you do, you know.
Speaker 4: I wonder if there are Australians are very competitive, as
Speaker 4: I've learned since moving here. I wonder if there are
Speaker 4: people listening to this who go there'd be tradees, recons.
Speaker 4: They could do seven or more. If that is you,
Speaker 4: you reckon, you can do seven or more slags in
Speaker 4: one go.
Speaker 2: Give us a call.
Speaker 4: I wonder if the Wearer be Love God will be
Speaker 4: up for coming in next week? If we could line
Speaker 4: up no other people, you know they have those hot
Speaker 4: dog eating competition. Ko can we find Melbourne's Koi Bashi?
Speaker 4: It might be the Wearer Be Love God or some
Speaker 4: other stud that's out there right now?
Speaker 2: Who's gleat? Who's chuckling? All this going?
Speaker 4: I can do fourteen and it's no big deal. If
Speaker 4: that's you, give us a call right now. How many
Speaker 4: slacks can you do in one sitting?
Speaker 10: Are you?
Speaker 4: Melbourne's answer to the Koi Bashi? I'm the snag Destroyer.
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Speaker 4: Three Patsy's husband Chris aka The Where We Love God.
Speaker 4: He can get through seven snacks, all right, And I
Speaker 4: trying to see if we can set up some kind
Speaker 4: of you know, they have the the hot dog eating
Speaker 4: competitions where they're all at one long table, aren't they.
Speaker 4: And there's that guy Koya Bashi that can do what
Speaker 4: does he hold?
Speaker 2: Is it like a hundred? Had a look at it.
Speaker 2: He can do one hundred and ten. He holds her
Speaker 2: old record for a hundred and ten bundless or sixty
Speaker 2: two with the bun.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. So how many snacks could you do? If
Speaker 4: you could do seven or more? Right, that's she qualifying that.
Speaker 4: Give me a call so we can set up some
Speaker 4: sort of eating change next week on the show. Nine
Speaker 4: four one, one oh four three, Amy, Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 4: so Amy, you listen to this and you can do
Speaker 4: seven or more snacks in one go?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I reckon, I definitely give him a run for
Speaker 11: his money. I reckon, I'd do about ten.
Speaker 2: Ten what just polish them off in one go?
Speaker 11: Yeah, easily, don't need any bread or anything, just just sausage,
Speaker 11: just ten sausages.
Speaker 4: Right, And if you've done anything like this before any
Speaker 4: kind of eating challenges or well, I run.
Speaker 11: A blog that's pretty much about eating massive burgers, and
Speaker 11: I can do about ten. I've done twelve paddies before,
Speaker 11: so I reckon these paddies sausages pretty similar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you can do twelve burgers easy sausages, you'll
Speaker 2: steam through it.
Speaker 4: So this, this blog about eating massive burgers, how does
Speaker 4: that come into being? How do you end up writing
Speaker 4: a blog about eating massive burgers?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean I'd always go out with my friends
Speaker 11: and I'd always eat more than them, and they'd be like,
Speaker 11: oh my god, Amy, that's that's not normal. And then
Speaker 11: they got just got bigger and bigger, and I was like, well,
Speaker 11: I may as well just, you know, start an Instagram
Speaker 11: account and yeah, you is.
Speaker 2: Your superpower, isn't it? You know not all superheroes were capes. Yeah, Jackly,
Speaker 2: what's it called Amy, so we can have a look
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's called Queen of the Cheap Meal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Queen of the Cheap Meal? Good name.
Speaker 4: And tell me this right, what's the best place to
Speaker 4: get a burger in town? Where do you think you're
Speaker 4: the very best patties and burgers in Melbourne? Oh?
Speaker 11: Dad? Is a very tough question.
Speaker 4: All right, I can tell you what, then give me
Speaker 4: a top three. Right, I'll give you my email. I
Speaker 4: just at the end of this because I've been curious
Speaker 4: to know, because I love a really great burger, and
Speaker 4: the art of the burger's got better in the last
Speaker 4: couple of years.
Speaker 11: They like, oh, absolutely, yeah, I've.
Speaker 2: Just seen this.
Speaker 4: Just a quick look on your Instagram page. Jackson has
Speaker 4: held up his laptop that how do you even get
Speaker 4: that's a massive burger and this.
Speaker 2: You're holding up a burger that's the essentially the size
Speaker 2: of your head, and you're not like you're a small person.
Speaker 11: Yeah, why about forty five kilos?
Speaker 2: Yes, give me more.
Speaker 4: The burger looks like fifty k and you're forty five.
Speaker 4: Jack's dog's about sixty kilos.
Speaker 11: Yeah, the most of eaten it about chew kilos.
Speaker 2: So, oh my god, you'll smash way past ten sausages.
Speaker 4: Amy, you're straight through next week. You've got to come
Speaker 4: in and do this. You'll see them all off. Amy,
Speaker 4: you'll be the last person standing. My money's on you.
Speaker 7: Amy, We're going to get I am a Werriby local.
Speaker 6: Oh good girl.
Speaker 2: Build them the strong.
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Speaker 4: All right, so we are looking to line up a
Speaker 4: couple of you after hearing that Chris pats his husband
Speaker 4: the Werriby love God can polish off seven slacks.
Speaker 2: Well probably more because he did seven just.
Speaker 4: On a Saturday or Sunday, just on a Saturday there
Speaker 4: while he's wandering.
Speaker 6: Around pops some like tic taxes.
Speaker 4: So it's no big deal, right, So I think under
Speaker 4: competition standards willokin double figures. Right then, hinter curious Amy
Speaker 4: we've just spoken to right now, What an interesting girl.
Speaker 4: She even writes a blog about massive burgers and the
Speaker 4: blog if you go on there, Queen.
Speaker 2: Queen of the cheat Meal. I just have been flipping
Speaker 2: through the Queen of the cheat Meal instagram and she
Speaker 2: does eight huge burgers. She's bigger than her head. She's tiny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, like Kylie Mino if she was into destroying
Speaker 4: big did she says she did twelve or ten patties
Speaker 4: in one go.
Speaker 2: Twelve patties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Chris has got competition already. So if you reckon,
Speaker 4: you can enter the fray and could have at least
Speaker 4: ten snags. I reckon we're up to now. Then we
Speaker 4: will set this up next week. Sean, good morning, Chris.
Speaker 7: How you doing, mate?
Speaker 4: I'm good now. I'm curious to know you've heard about
Speaker 4: Amy all right, and then you've heard about the Wearer
Speaker 4: we love God. How do you think you could get
Speaker 4: on against those two?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: Mate, I reckon I could do a dozen, because I
Speaker 7: accurdently ate twelve last night.
Speaker 2: Did you do that? On Tuesday? I came back.
Speaker 7: I came home from training and I thought, oh, there's
Speaker 7: some sausages in the freezer. You know, i'll cook some up,
Speaker 7: I'll eat some tonight, I'll have some tomorrow. And I
Speaker 7: just forgot to stop.
Speaker 4: Does this happen a lot with you, Sean, where you
Speaker 4: forget to stop with meal prep?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm really bad at meal prep. I'm like, you know,
Speaker 7: I'm going to be really smart. I'm going to prep
Speaker 7: the meals, and then I'm like, damn it, the doll
Speaker 7: going again.
Speaker 4: So and Sean, what training had you done beforehand that
Speaker 4: it works such a yeah.
Speaker 7: Jiu jitsu. I was doing a lot of I came
Speaker 7: home real hungry, and I was just you know, my
Speaker 7: my family always used to call me the garbage disposal
Speaker 7: you know, because after every meal everyone, we've.
Speaker 2: Got to get you in next week.
Speaker 4: And just like fighters have their names, bring on their
Speaker 4: garbage disposal.
Speaker 2: The we love God.
Speaker 4: This would be amazing. And Sean, what did you do
Speaker 4: Brazilian jiu jitsu?
Speaker 7: I do I teach traditional, but I do train Brazilian.
Speaker 2: Di jitsu and give you club a push.
Speaker 4: Where are you so?
Speaker 7: I trained in renegade in Kensington.
Speaker 4: Yep, there's a couple of renegades all around Melbourne. Everyone
Speaker 4: says they're very good. They're very good clubs.
Speaker 7: They're amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, good, all right, Sere, We'll see you
Speaker 4: next week. See then see you next week. The garbage
Speaker 4: disposal units, the.
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Speaker 4: An interesting email from one of our listeners. It was
Speaker 4: listening to the show yesterday and I hope they mean
Speaker 4: this in a positive way. And as always, it was
Speaker 4: a random series of unlinked tangents. Yeah that is that's
Speaker 4: most shows that they actually Google search. We were talking
Speaker 4: for some reason about Kirk Douglas. Oh yeah, celebrity the
Speaker 4: call yesterday. Yeah, well we were one of the five
Speaker 4: topics yesterday was have you been yelled at by celebrity?
Speaker 4: And one of the calls Yesterdad. The great story about
Speaker 4: really getting a spray from Hollywood legend? What the golden
Speaker 4: gods of Hollywood? Kirk Douglas as in Spartacus, if I
Speaker 4: remember writing from the story, wasn't it a tennis club?
Speaker 2: Yep? He made a coffee, coffee that was too hot.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He yelled at him and said, you Australians always make
Speaker 2: you a coffee too hot. Damn it? Make it again. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And so someone went and thought, I wonder if he's
Speaker 4: dead or alive, and they found out, Well, we found
Speaker 4: out yesterday.
Speaker 2: Are fan amazing? Douglas is still with us. He sounded
Speaker 2: like one hundred and two. In December nine, he'll be
Speaker 2: one hundred and three years old.
Speaker 4: Cook, Douglas is still alive. Can you put that in
Speaker 4: the news at seven?
Speaker 6: I know, it's incredible.
Speaker 5: His son Michael was on I think Jimmy Fallon or
Speaker 5: one of those shows the other day saying he doesn't
Speaker 5: want to party this year because he's just sick of birthdays.
Speaker 2: I bet yeah, I mean one hundred and three. I
Speaker 2: didn't know he was still alive. It's incredible.
Speaker 4: When we were talking about yesterday, and I also had
Speaker 4: quick look and saw how old he was. That's interesting, right,
Speaker 4: everyone knows Kirk Douglas, the actor. He brought the rights
Speaker 4: to the Ken Casey novel Wan Who Flew Over the
Speaker 4: Cookie's Nest before.
Speaker 2: I made into a film.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he read the book, loved it and thought this
Speaker 4: would make a great stage play or movie. He brought
Speaker 4: the rights for the book right for all of it,
Speaker 4: right turned into stage play which he starred, and then
Speaker 4: he thought this would make a great movie, so he
Speaker 4: gave it to his son as a birthday present. When
Speaker 4: you've got to make a movie out of this, And
Speaker 4: Michael Douglas was the producer who then cast Jack Nicholson
Speaker 4: because he realized he, I'm a good actor, but Jack
Speaker 4: Nicholson needs to be in this.
Speaker 2: And my way, Douglas would have been young back then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and he could have been in it, but
Speaker 4: that Jack Nicholson would play that character bulletin And then
Speaker 4: please tell me you've seen Wonderful of the Cookies.
Speaker 2: I haven't I know about it? Do you know what?
Speaker 2: It's an amazing movie. Added to that, I'm jealous.
Speaker 4: That is a great movie. The best Jack Nicholson performance. Ever,
Speaker 4: it's got all the manic energy and then the tenderness
Speaker 4: at the end.
Speaker 2: It's a heartbreaking movie, but a really powerful movie. The Cookies. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm going to start downloading it now.
Speaker 4: Now Jack just asked me a question, right, very surprised
Speaker 4: about don't say what about the wedding ring? As you
Speaker 4: know about this photo shoot that everyone's on sort of
Speaker 4: high alert about. He just said to me, Pats casually. Oh,
Speaker 4: by the way, in a photo shoot, do you wear
Speaker 4: your wedding ring?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 6: It should be welded to your finger.
Speaker 4: This has never come off in twenty one years because
Speaker 4: it's a wedding ring.
Speaker 2: It stays on. That's it.
Speaker 4: It will die with me.
Speaker 2: That's it. Okay, But yep, yep, I'm gonna leave money on.
Speaker 4: What look do you want to put out there in
Speaker 4: your photos without a wedding ring and you're available?
Speaker 5: Taking exactly taking it off means you're a free agent, Jazz.
Speaker 2: I'm now having flashes of the Simpsons episode where Omer
Speaker 2: joins the band and they tell him, don't say that
Speaker 2: you your wife and a marriage, because if we want
Speaker 2: young girls to think you're available, that is not the lookout.
Speaker 4: So you think, right, the way we're going to stay
Speaker 4: at number one next in the ratings is by you
Speaker 4: looking available to checks. That is that the plan next year.
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Speaker 2: Four point three guys.
Speaker 4: The wedding ring goes on that particular finger on the
Speaker 4: left hand because it's a vein, it goes all the
Speaker 4: way to the heart. Nicole, that is a great fact
Speaker 4: I've heard that. I never knew the significance. Yeah, Jack's
Speaker 4: trying to take his wedding ring off today photo shoots,
Speaker 4: try and get a little bit of side action going on.
Speaker 6: Get the lady now?
Speaker 4: Is all show this Armani swag that he got from DFO.
Speaker 2: I just I haven't done many photo shoots for a
Speaker 2: radio show.
Speaker 4: I mean, why not just loose in the old belt
Speaker 4: as well? This way is where the show is.
Speaker 6: I just didn't know, not a centerfold check.
Speaker 2: I just didn't know what. There's no stupid questions I
Speaker 2: thought you were allowed to ask.
Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely no, no, no, definitely tell you what it's
Speaker 4: going to be some photo shoot today with you too.
Speaker 4: So Patsy, your daughter Candy Cane has been banned now
Speaker 4: from her school.
Speaker 5: Yes, normally of a Christmas time they like to take
Speaker 5: something for their classmates, and Audrey normally takes a candy
Speaker 5: cane for everyone and gives them out.
Speaker 6: But they have been banned.
Speaker 2: You like that kid, right, candy cane?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because of allergies or something energy to well, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, energy to candy cake.
Speaker 6: Well, it's just a sugar, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you get an analergy? Tip people got
Speaker 4: an allergy to sugar?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it shouldn't be, but it's virtually everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what can they take to school?
Speaker 6: Nothing anymore?
Speaker 4: Not even what do you mean nothing?
Speaker 6: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Seriously, they're allowed to take the school lunch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but even that's strict obviously because you kind of
Speaker 5: nuts and stuff. But no, they're not allowed to you know,
Speaker 5: or if a kid has a birthday, you can't take
Speaker 5: a cake or lollibags or anything.
Speaker 6: Now, sure they can do cakes, No, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: No cakes in case it's got any kind of like yeah, eggs, flour.
Speaker 5: Or eggs are bad like for people with eir gellergies.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's all cut out now, shocking.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Because I feel so for the kids that
Speaker 2: have got these serious.
Speaker 4: Energies, right, yeah, then it's a product of how the
Speaker 4: crap that we put in food. Anyway, good chat today, guys.
Speaker 4: So this morning we want to talk about the things
Speaker 4: that were banned in your school. Again for me, obviously
Speaker 4: growing up in the eighties, I don't know what it
Speaker 4: was for you chat. For me, it was yo yo's
Speaker 4: got banned in my school, along with clackers.
Speaker 2: Do you remember clackers, Patsy.
Speaker 6: That were so noisy?
Speaker 2: They were great?
Speaker 4: They are very very rudimentary basic stone age too. Is
Speaker 4: it two things that different time for us in the eighties?
Speaker 4: You know, here you go play with this for a year,
Speaker 4: clack clack, and then so they got man because we
Speaker 4: used to use them as a weapon to sort of
Speaker 4: hit each other with basically. And then my favorite one,
Speaker 4: what a great special assembly this was to announce that
Speaker 4: there must be no more nunchucks or ninja throwing.
Speaker 2: I hope that goes without saying, yeah, I mean I've
Speaker 2: been bringing them.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what amazing kids send them home a Stephen,
Speaker 4: how as we've been speaking about this before, is this
Speaker 4: another nunchuck? And I told you no ninja throwing?
Speaker 2: Stars? At school.
Speaker 6: Do you think that's bad?
Speaker 5: Kids at my school could take shotguns for clay target shooting.
Speaker 4: What.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was an elective in sport. You could be
Speaker 6: part of gun.
Speaker 5: Club and you'd go to the bus stop and they'd
Speaker 5: have you know, they were like gangsters.
Speaker 2: It's too much serious. Those are the bus stop the
Speaker 2: kids on the buck.
Speaker 5: No, no, they had clay target go to school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, looking a juvie or something.
Speaker 2: Couldn't turn out with the shotgun.
Speaker 5: It was a bush high school and they'd come to
Speaker 5: the bus stop with their school backpack and the you know,
Speaker 5: the gun back like a gangster out of the twenty shotgun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you if you can't ban a gun at school?
Speaker 2: What did get banned?
Speaker 6: Nothing? Nothing. We were tough in the.
Speaker 2: Bush, so you know kitchen.
Speaker 6: No, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Elective gun club.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my brothers used to do it.
Speaker 4: First kids. We don't talk about what goes on gun
Speaker 4: club ever.
Speaker 6: Run out of the bus stop and that was in
Speaker 6: the eighties.
Speaker 4: Amazing. Other than shotguns and nane chucks and throwing stars,
Speaker 4: what was banned at your school?
Speaker 2: Give us a call.
Speaker 4: We're not after the games. The actual specific things she
Speaker 4: remember had like the assembly suddenly there was a ruling
Speaker 4: because there'd been some incident or someone got hurt, and
Speaker 4: that was it.
Speaker 2: No more.
Speaker 4: Oh four seven five three one oh four three. Oh mean,
Speaker 4: that's the text number nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. Thanks Jack, Just give me a hand signals
Speaker 4: four one o four three Dance, Monkey, dance, read the
Speaker 4: phone number out. How difficult is this job?
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Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: About the things that were banned from your school? Audi
Speaker 4: Passy's daughter school just banned candy canes.
Speaker 2: What was banned from your school? Chack? What was it
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 4: You grew up in a different time than nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so lame. But Mark the humble marble
Speaker 2: was banned at our school. Why I should love playing marbles.
Speaker 2: I think it was because kids were getting too frantic
Speaker 2: about it and swapping marbles, stealing marbles and ripping off
Speaker 2: other kids marbles. So what the school did is say
Speaker 2: said we're going to have a marble Day. All day
Speaker 2: will be marble based activities, and then after that day,
Speaker 2: no more marbles at the school. So it actually was
Speaker 2: a great way to send it off, and we built
Speaker 2: Marble runs, which.
Speaker 4: My school had done that when they said no more
Speaker 4: nunchucks and throw stars like that.
Speaker 2: And obviously we're not just gonna you know, we're not idiots.
Speaker 4: So Friday extra fun. It's all nunchuck all throwing stars.
Speaker 4: So bring your a game, kids, teachers versus kids. All right,
Speaker 4: we're doing this in a moment. Please make a note.
Speaker 4: I must remind you of the original plot. The main
Speaker 4: plot line in Anchorman, the movie we saw was not
Speaker 4: the original movie that Will far Or wrote involves monkeys, ninja,
Speaker 4: throwing stars and nunchucks. Now I remember he told me
Speaker 4: in an interview once a right, we've got to come
Speaker 4: back to this, come back about how it should have
Speaker 4: ended that movie. But anyway, things that are bound from
Speaker 4: your school. Let's get a Sam good on in.
Speaker 2: Sam.
Speaker 4: Hello, guys, Yeah we're good Sam, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 4: Hope you having a good week. And what was banned
Speaker 4: from your school, Well we call them shagi.
Speaker 12: That's the old term, which is which is a slingshot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember those.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're black widows and they're vicious things. Well yeah,
Speaker 4: but you could fell a playing with them and they
Speaker 4: were how so, ANDSI out with that son.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what terrible thing.
Speaker 12: That's correct, that's correct, Christian.
Speaker 4: Basically a handheld catapult.
Speaker 2: It's amazing to me that these some of these things
Speaker 2: were permitted at school and they had to get banned.
Speaker 4: What were the eighties should just be subtitled what were
Speaker 4: they thinking? That's a great one, Sam, Thank you very much.
Speaker 8: All.
Speaker 2: Did he have more in a store about someone losing
Speaker 2: an eye? Yeah? Did it? Did you speak to ye.
Speaker 4: Say about the high there's a listener right now, and
Speaker 4: that's not funny. That was me is weren't a patch?
Speaker 4: Let's go to a net.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, here you go.
Speaker 4: We're good at that. What was banned at your schoolmate, Penny.
Speaker 13: Bankers in mind day, we had a great thing around
Speaker 13: November Guy Forks Night and the Yeah, lots of crackers
Speaker 13: and things like that, and there was a few pranks
Speaker 13: that went wrong.
Speaker 12: So yeah, now I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, I know penny Banger is a firework, but
Speaker 2: what what was it? What did it do?
Speaker 13: It just was a little firework that went bang, but
Speaker 13: it was one of the biggest ones you could get
Speaker 13: and went off with a big bag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were we had these things that were banned
Speaker 4: from my school around the same time in November for
Speaker 4: guy thought yeah, and.
Speaker 2: They were right to go triples.
Speaker 4: Are you okay?
Speaker 6: She's laughing.
Speaker 4: Don't turke this the wrong way, but you'll laugh. Does
Speaker 4: often sound like you're having a major cardiac arrest.
Speaker 13: I have been at it's.
Speaker 2: Worried about you really trying to pause to let you breathe.
Speaker 13: I'm good laughing, you don't hear it?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much? Cool?
Speaker 13: Okay?
Speaker 4: Has happened to today's show? Nine first a shotgunside blame?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one O four three? What got
Speaker 4: banned from your school?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one of four point.
Speaker 4: Three talk about things that were banned from your school?
Speaker 4: So amazing stories of things that have vanned I think
Speaker 4: at the moment still the ultimate shotguns used to be
Speaker 4: a kead of brighams of Patsy's school. Out of the bush,
Speaker 4: different rules, hashtag straya Jeanette, Good.
Speaker 12: Morning, my Christian.
Speaker 10: There's a all ball games for them at my kids
Speaker 10: school because the maintenance guy didn't have a ladder license
Speaker 10: to get them off the roof.
Speaker 4: This is incredible, what a great reason and who knew?
Speaker 4: I know you like admin in this country and bureaucracy.
Speaker 4: You need a ladder license.
Speaker 10: Well, yes, supposedly he did, and he didn't have one.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 2: Eventually he's gonna need to get up a ladder.
Speaker 13: Yeah, but not onto the roof.
Speaker 2: I see god chah, that's great.
Speaker 1: It's different.
Speaker 4: So the reason why all balls were banned no balls
Speaker 4: at your school because the maintenance man didn't have a
Speaker 4: ladder license.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 12: Yep, yep he did.
Speaker 13: That's true.
Speaker 4: That's great, Jannette, thank you very much to give us
Speaker 4: a call.
Speaker 2: You have a great day.
Speaker 10: Okay, thanks guys, thanks.
Speaker 4: A lot, mate, Trash, come on him, Good morning, Trash.
Speaker 4: What was banned at your schoolmate?
Speaker 14: Was my son's school. They were banned from making oragami
Speaker 14: love houts?
Speaker 2: Are gamy love huts? Why? Please?
Speaker 4: Don't tell me the worry about paper cuts?
Speaker 8: Know?
Speaker 14: Their words were that they were malicious and threatening.
Speaker 4: Who has been held up on muggs when the person
Speaker 4: that mugged you or that they had they had an
Speaker 4: oragami love hearts?
Speaker 2: I guess it does have one pointy end.
Speaker 4: That's astonishing, Trish. That is also a great one to
Speaker 4: finish with. Thank you very much.
Speaker 12: She call thank you.
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Speaker 4: We spent the last half an hour talking about things
Speaker 4: that were banned from your school. Has came from passes
Speaker 4: door to Audrey. Candy cane has been banned from her school.
Speaker 4: Andreas just emailed in Christian A couple of reasons candy
Speaker 4: cane are banned? What is sugar? The other one is
Speaker 4: religious reasons? Oh really, chry and hazard A guess, I mean,
Speaker 4: sometimes don't you just think the world has actually gone crazy?
Speaker 2: But like, but if I'm from another religion, I'm not
Speaker 2: a matheist, so I'm not from any religion, but if
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be offended by a candy cane.
Speaker 6: No, it's all about tolerance, isn't it.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And also what grounds?
Speaker 4: Apparently the other reason this is Andrew's words.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: The other reason is religious is some believe that the
Speaker 4: candy cane represents j for Jesus. Never never heard that,
Speaker 4: I mean, please? And then this is amazing though early
Speaker 4: on this morning, about an hour ago, we were just
Speaker 4: talking about snags and how the wearrib We Love God
Speaker 4: polished off seven in one go, and we're trying to
Speaker 4: set up a snag eating challenge on the show. Next
Speaker 4: week we could have Chris Patsy's husband trying to see
Speaker 4: if he can improve on seven taken on Amy, who's
Speaker 4: only forty five kilos, who reckons she can easily do ten.
Speaker 2: At least.
Speaker 4: She even runs her own blog about massive burghers.
Speaker 2: Yep, what's the name of it, Queen of the cheap day?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 4: Christiansst't your the way? And I listened to Gold all
Speaker 4: day long, every day, and I was laughing. One of
Speaker 4: my workmates brackets. Johnson Turner. What a name there, Johnson Turner.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a TV detector from the eighties. Johnson
Speaker 4: Turner loves Bunning sausages so much he has a Bunning
Speaker 4: sausage tattooed on his left foot, as shown in the
Speaker 4: photo I just showed jat the photo. It is as advertised,
Speaker 4: a Bunning's snack. It's in the role with Bunning's sort
Speaker 4: of raptor like you would do with it, which they
Speaker 4: said mum Or or Juliet or a lover's name or
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 2: It's incredible, and it is his entire top of his foot.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 4: However, he's not up for the eating challenge. He can
Speaker 4: only do three, but he does love them. Christian, yesterday
Speaker 4: we listened to show and we were actually driving out
Speaker 4: of Melbourne all the way to Sydney, and you were
Speaker 4: talking about car games. We thought we'd take up your
Speaker 4: idea about the yellow car game that you played with
Speaker 4: your kids. Yeah, there's a very easy way to understand.
Speaker 4: You just say that there's the people that can let
Speaker 4: the person in the car who can yell yellow whenever
Speaker 4: they see a yellow car. The most number of yellows
Speaker 4: you get. How to tell you your yellow car game
Speaker 4: was not the most reliable form of entertainment in a
Speaker 4: very long drive. We didn't see a single yellow car
Speaker 4: until we're almost at five hundred k into the trip.
Speaker 4: But you can imagine the excitement when we did yellow car.
Speaker 2: Diane, thank you very much. Yeah, I played yellow Car
Speaker 2: on the way home from here yesterday. I didn't say
Speaker 2: one back to Cobra.
Speaker 4: Rollover double points today then jack car games, Christian, my
Speaker 4: family and I play the game Horse. Basically, when you
Speaker 4: see a horse or what you think is a horse.
Speaker 4: If it's a horse, you get ten points. If it's not,
Speaker 4: you lose five. Points.
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised how many times it's not a horse.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I would be surprised.
Speaker 1: One Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four
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Speaker 4: Would you like coming through the post one of our
Speaker 4: limited edition, very limited edition Christmas show cards. We've we've
Speaker 4: done a photo shoot and we've got a card with me,
Speaker 4: Jack and pats On in a Christmas scene. This could
Speaker 4: be winging its way through the ods post to you.
Speaker 2: But I wouldn't say very limited edition. I mean, what
Speaker 2: is the number for it to be limit edition?
Speaker 4: It's five? I guess is it five to ten? What's
Speaker 4: the standard definition? If someone let me know of limited edition? Yeah,
Speaker 4: five hundred is a job lot, isn't it for a
Speaker 4: Printer's here in Richmond.
Speaker 2: Letters, all letter, a lettered still, if.
Speaker 4: You'd like to send us one the show you received
Speaker 4: free of charge. Every they might have said, you know,
Speaker 4: if you'd like to send us a Christmas card, we're
Speaker 4: going to start putting up in the studio. It is
Speaker 4: lovely to see the names of some of the people
Speaker 4: that we are lucky enough to hang out with in
Speaker 4: the morning. Jack, you've got a little handful that came
Speaker 4: in a delight as well as no one sends you
Speaker 4: anything written these days. Everythink the post we get is
Speaker 4: normally a bill or sparber. A handwritten note takes time
Speaker 4: and effort. You've got to find a stamp, find a
Speaker 4: post box.
Speaker 2: So I appreciate that. And obviously we can't rate them all,
Speaker 2: but we do appreciate them all coming in. We can't
Speaker 2: rate them all on air. We read them all off air.
Speaker 2: This one from Robin Emma I'll just point out as
Speaker 2: because it flows to the top, because they're actually printed
Speaker 2: out and bespoke message to us as part of the
Speaker 2: card to Christian, Jack, Pat and the whole team at Gold,
Speaker 2: We hope y'all have a fantastic Christmas and thank you
Speaker 2: so much for the last you've provided over the last year. PS.
Speaker 2: Can we please have two tickets to come and see
Speaker 2: Elf at the Christian Cinema Club next week? Nicely done?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can well do, Robin Emma. Okay, right, and
Speaker 4: now I've got some international ones. We have people that
Speaker 4: listen to a show through the iHeart platform, the iHeart
Speaker 4: app all over the world, some right now and some
Speaker 4: on the podcast as well. Obviously some of us still
Speaker 4: sticking with me that I used to talk to back
Speaker 4: in the old country. So Jack, we can ask you
Speaker 4: to calculate the distance from where we are Richmond, Melbourne,
Speaker 4: to whoever our friends are across the world. Christian, my
Speaker 4: name is Matteus. I'm a student from Rosario, Argentina. I
Speaker 4: started to listen to you almost four years ago when
Speaker 4: an English teacher told me to to improve my English.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure I find many example of how to
Speaker 4: use the English language. Maybe it's more don't do what
Speaker 4: he does. I've listened to your show's evidence and I
Speaker 4: followed you from the UK to now Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 2: I actually love that all right, seven and seventy kilometers.
Speaker 4: Santa Fe, Argentina. So how many clicks?
Speaker 2: Eleven thousand and seven to seventy.
Speaker 4: That's brilliant, Mattia, Happy Christmas is on the way. Today
Speaker 4: we go from Richmond here to another Richmond in Canada. Christian,
Speaker 4: we enjoy the show. Ended up finding out about it
Speaker 4: due to Jack post connection from Hamish and Andy.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you Jack, Thank you has and that
Speaker 4: is from Jeremy Hotwood over there Richmond, Canada.
Speaker 2: Thirteen two hundred and two kilometers.
Speaker 4: All right, it's in the post today. Now we go
Speaker 4: to the Cayman Islands. My husband and I listen to
Speaker 4: your show every morning on the way to work the
Speaker 4: Cayman Islands after relocating from Melbourne six months ago. It's
Speaker 4: a nice way to catch up with what's going on
Speaker 4: back home.
Speaker 2: That's lovely.
Speaker 4: This is on gay Cayman Islands.
Speaker 2: How far fifteen thousand, five hundred and sixty nine. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Happy Christmas.
Speaker 4: Gay by the way, they get the Gaye is the name.
Speaker 4: I'm just making it out, Christian. I popped off a
Speaker 4: car to you guys last week. Hopefully it makes it
Speaker 4: all the way from Chicago, Illinois.
Speaker 2: That's some Angie. Fifteen one and fourteen.
Speaker 4: Are we lucky to have these listeners all over Melbourne
Speaker 4: and the world? Sweden we go to now and our
Speaker 4: good friend there very This is a beautiful Swedish name.
Speaker 2: I don't if you've ever heard of this, Keith.
Speaker 4: Christia loved the show and I think I always will
Speaker 4: thank you Keith for the genuine sentiment. I hope you
Speaker 4: always feel that way out Keith. I would always love
Speaker 4: you too. My Swedish friend.
Speaker 2: No, you think you always off to fish in Sweden?
Speaker 2: How far away? All right? That should be our furthest
Speaker 2: Christmas card? So far fifteen thousand, five hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: six kilometers.
Speaker 4: Well, what about this a Denmark? We're over there in Europe, Christian.
Speaker 4: I announced I would be leaving from Copenhagen, Denmark, from
Speaker 4: the UK the same day you and actually were leaving
Speaker 4: your old radio station. What are the chances?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 4: I followed you out there to Melbourne. I'm now in Denmark, Jason.
Speaker 2: All right, I don't know how I thought Sweden was
Speaker 2: further away, about sixteen and fifty one kilmoners, all right?
Speaker 4: And then finally we go to Buckinghamshire, Elsbury. That's where
Speaker 4: the Beckhams live around that way, so part just outside London,
Speaker 4: just west Christian, who would make my day to get
Speaker 4: a Christmas card all the way from Australia here to
Speaker 4: buckingham Shah. I've been listening to you for years, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, to Jack pats In yourself. For a
Speaker 4: couple of months I was driving backwards and forwards to
Speaker 4: a hospital where my ninety three year old mum was
Speaker 4: taken ill with pneumonia. She passed away peace for it
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago. But listen to you guys,
Speaker 4: gave me comfort in a tough time. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: What a lovely message.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to here that, Nicola, and but thank you
Speaker 4: very much for such a beautiful thing with you your
Speaker 4: really kind words as well. So yes, how many? How
Speaker 4: many from us to Nicola?
Speaker 2: Sixteen nine and twenty nine kilometers? Okay, brilliant.
Speaker 4: So if you want one of the one of our cards,
Speaker 4: and you're listening right here in Melbourne, you can send
Speaker 4: us on as yours. The address is.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Level two twenty one to thirty one,
Speaker 2: Goodwood Street, Richmond, three one two one. He does that
Speaker 2: all Uf Behart. There are no notes and it impresses
Speaker 2: me every single day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: It's the article. I wasn't reading a nat of guy.
Speaker 2: I was looking at my own handiwork on these Christmas cards.
Speaker 4: I'm watching you for the last minute. We've been filming
Speaker 4: you as well, staring at that card like you were
Speaker 4: just staring out into space or the Great beyond.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do. And not every card that you
Speaker 2: receive will have a picture, but now I'm trying to
Speaker 2: do a bespoke picture. In most of the new cards
Speaker 2: they look very nice. They's a nice gesture as well.
Speaker 4: All right, So yesterday evening, I'm rushing around. I'm trying
Speaker 4: to make tea. The kids have got two different sets
Speaker 4: of homework, and then suddenly my youngest daughter, who's now thirteen, goes, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 4: please come upstairs. There's something wrong with the TV. So again,
Speaker 4: you know, when you're a kid and you've got teenage kids,
Speaker 4: you don't know what you're walking into. You're like a fireman,
Speaker 4: you don't know what's the other side of the door.
Speaker 4: I go up there and let little rumpers from, and
Speaker 4: straight away I can see this awful sight of a
Speaker 4: cracked and unmistakable cracked wall mounted TV. That TV is
Speaker 4: only like a couple of months old. We've just moved
Speaker 4: in there. And then the only words I hear, because
Speaker 4: everything's just in a haze, I'm just thinking my wife's
Speaker 4: away this week, she's only been away for twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: How can that TV be cracked? And she goes, oh,
Speaker 4: I was doing a handstand and I accidentally put my
Speaker 4: foot through it, and all I say is handstand. I
Speaker 4: can't understand. I can't understand why you've been doing a
Speaker 4: handstand anywhere, go out in the street, anywhere in the house.
Speaker 4: War wah wall No, not the TV, not the TV.
Speaker 2: But dear her, like you don't know which way you're
Speaker 2: going to fall in a handstand. And so I kind
Speaker 2: of be an.
Speaker 4: I'm in a daze, and I can fill my chest
Speaker 4: that heart attack handstand. And then she goes pranked and
Speaker 4: she found something on YouTube. She's called up on the
Speaker 4: TV where it literally it's a I guess it like
Speaker 4: a screen, say like that sixty five inches with the
Speaker 4: effect of a cracked TV. I showed you the photo.
Speaker 4: It looks like a cracked TV.
Speaker 2: It looks it looks like a cracked TV. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And because these kids these days are on all these
Speaker 4: modern apps and stuff like that, she lives on Snapchat,
Speaker 4: this other one on TikTok. Now, I know you you
Speaker 4: love Instagram. I've only got Instagram Instagram since I've got here,
Speaker 4: and I love it now. But do you know what
Speaker 4: TikTok is?
Speaker 2: I thought I thought TikTok was to sing into the
Speaker 2: camera and like top.
Speaker 6: No, gosh, no, I haven't even heard of it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well she then she goes, so she done it as
Speaker 4: a prank, and she's been she positioned her camera and
Speaker 4: filmed all this. Okay, great, she filmed it, not just
Speaker 4: that for TikTok ah. Right, and so anyway, we've got
Speaker 4: the video. Put it up and all you hear is
Speaker 4: me going handstand, you know, and then swearing. But she'd
Speaker 4: actually pranked me. So one of those morning the games
Speaker 4: used to play to annoy your parents. Because she said
Speaker 4: she'd been waiting for half an hour.
Speaker 2: I was on the phone.
Speaker 4: I was on the phone to produce a brand. She
Speaker 4: was just getting please wrap it up.
Speaker 2: And the great thing is, because your wife's away, you
Speaker 2: can repeat the prank when she comes back home again.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, you should have kept it going because I
Speaker 4: would have had some sort of.
Speaker 2: Break until you replace the TV. I know I would have.
Speaker 4: Gone over and started to touch it and then started
Speaker 4: to lose it and cry. She said, I was so worried.
Speaker 4: I actually thought you were going to collapse that put
Speaker 4: through a TV. Okay, So I want to know about
Speaker 4: the games you play to annoy mom and Dad, maybe
Speaker 4: you did pranks on them nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four three. We have only six seats left at
Speaker 4: our Christmas movie next week. We were watching with you elf.
Speaker 4: It's at the Palace Cinema. We're going to be at
Speaker 4: the como. You get prosecco and cannapees on arrivals, but
Speaker 4: only six seats left. If you do want to come along,
Speaker 4: thanks to Palace Cinemas, give the gift of cinema with
Speaker 4: a Palace gift card this Christmas. Give us a call now,
Speaker 4: tell us about the pranks and the ways used to
Speaker 4: annoy mom and dad. The games used to play.
Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: So what were the ways she used to annoy mom
Speaker 4: and dad? The games she used to play on them?
Speaker 4: I was cruelly pranks yesterday. My daughter had gone to
Speaker 4: a lot of effort that sound kind of Darren Brown
Speaker 4: high tech. A prank didn't when act she was filming
Speaker 4: my reaction for TikTok as well, it would. It won't
Speaker 4: even make a great video because I'm just stunned that
Speaker 4: a kid would think it was a good to do
Speaker 4: a handstand up against a wall mounted TV. So I'm
Speaker 4: just more in a daze and all I'm saying is handstand.
Speaker 4: Those might have been the last words I said before
Speaker 4: I fail to the ground. Handstand that that head all right?
Speaker 4: So Danielle, good morning. Let's get Danielle up first. Good morning, Danielle.
Speaker 12: Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Danielle. Now one of the TV is
Speaker 2: not broken. Danielle. What was the games used to play
Speaker 2: to trick Mom.
Speaker 14: And dad my mom's death for my sister and I
Speaker 14: used to climb into the roof and there was a
Speaker 14: hole above the shower. We used to pour cold water
Speaker 14: on her.
Speaker 2: Your poor mom, Your poor mom is deaf, and this
Speaker 2: is what you do.
Speaker 14: Yes, it was being renovated, so we could get up
Speaker 14: there with a buck of the cold water and go
Speaker 14: over to the shower and pour it on and she
Speaker 14: used to scream. We used to think it was hilarious, so.
Speaker 2: You would do it more than one time. Of course
Speaker 2: they didn't kids.
Speaker 4: We were brutal, We won't we We just didn't understand empathy.
Speaker 2: You know. It was very creative. I like that.
Speaker 14: We used to have a game where we used to
Speaker 14: try and put regimine on the top lip while she
Speaker 14: was asleep. Because we didn't touch the bed, she didn't
Speaker 14: know you were there.
Speaker 4: Now that's going too far, your poor mom. Have you
Speaker 4: apologized to mom?
Speaker 14: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: All right, Danielle, thank you very much for call. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Jack. Good morning, Hey, good morning. All right.
Speaker 4: So we're talking about the games she's to play on
Speaker 4: now with your mom and dad.
Speaker 2: What was it for you?
Speaker 10: It was actually Nana. She was staying with us for
Speaker 10: a couple of weeks after she'd had a hysterectomy or
Speaker 10: something like that, and being an elderly lady, she wore
Speaker 10: dentes and would put them in the stratum water every
Speaker 10: night in the bathroom. And one night I swapped her
Speaker 10: denties for Dracula teeth. And then that was hilarious, of course,
Speaker 10: and so then I went into, okay, what can I
Speaker 10: do next moment? So the next day I took the
Speaker 10: adventures that night and I put them in the freezer
Speaker 10: and then he popped them back on the bench frozen
Speaker 10: solid before she got up the next morning.
Speaker 8: And this this is.
Speaker 2: Yes, And.
Speaker 10: So she comes through into the kitchen. An elderly English
Speaker 10: lady too comes through into the kitchen the next morning.
Speaker 10: She always know it was me or gummy? Where you
Speaker 10: jacquelan body teeth?
Speaker 2: All right, Jack, thank you very much. She cool. Thanks Base, Maddie,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian. So my prank was on Father's Day from
Speaker 9: my dad at four am. I did the toilet prank
Speaker 9: climp fom under the toilet seat so he the p
Speaker 9: went everywhere around the bathroom.
Speaker 4: It's a classic. It's a classic that will run forever.
Speaker 4: You know, it's been going for decades. We've all done
Speaker 4: it the old King film one and I guess Dad
Speaker 4: got up there to go for an early morning little
Speaker 4: tinkle and then it went all over the floor in
Speaker 4: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yes, And on Father's Day, which is the hilarious party.
Speaker 4: Dad. What a great way to celebrate all things about
Speaker 4: Dad with urine all splashbacks all over his bathroom floor.
Speaker 4: Wicked child, Maddie. All right, Maddie, thank you very much
Speaker 4: and cool.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, Christian O'Connell. Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one of
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: Always time for a little catch up with the producer Brad.
Speaker 4: There are we often talk about our maturely producer Brad.
Speaker 4: He was just telling us how different time when he
Speaker 4: went to school obviously the early eighteen hundreds. How beat
Speaker 4: troops are not making this up. I'm not making this up. Jack,
Speaker 4: You're back beroots were bare beat troops were banned at
Speaker 4: his school.
Speaker 2: You know, that's what they had for entertainment.
Speaker 6: There was there a feminine the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don't want to ask any questions. I guess it
Speaker 4: went on the conversation.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we're talking about pranks you played on your mom
Speaker 4: and dad. We've got time for one last school before
Speaker 4: the news. Adrian, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you going.
Speaker 4: It's good Adrian. What's your story for us? Said about
Speaker 4: a prank you played on mom and dad?
Speaker 12: Well, it was actually my old man that played the prank,
Speaker 12: Going back a long long time. He used to work
Speaker 12: for Holden, and his old man went out and bought
Speaker 12: himself a brand new Silver Statesman, all right, And the
Speaker 12: next night, after he'd at home, my old man thought
Speaker 12: would be funny to bring home a brand new Blue Statesman.
Speaker 12: And when his old man went to bed, he swapped
Speaker 12: the number plate, swapped everything out of the glove box,
Speaker 12: everything out of.
Speaker 5: The food.
Speaker 12: To the other and then he's parked parked his old
Speaker 12: man's silver one in the neighbor's house, got his mummy
Speaker 12: on the joke and everything, and when his old man
Speaker 12: woke up, and you know, they've all walked out to
Speaker 12: the garage to go out to the shops and he's
Speaker 12: opened the gararde store and just stood there looking, going,
Speaker 12: that's not my car.
Speaker 4: But can't work out what's changed because he'd been so confused.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he was the family. He dragged it on for
Speaker 12: a couple of hours and of course got his mum
Speaker 12: involved and everything. And I'm sure I bought a silver
Speaker 12: one and it was blue. He definitely bought a blue one.
Speaker 4: Best one we've heard this morning. Have about tickets? Come
Speaker 4: and watch Elf with us if you're around next Tuesday
Speaker 4: night at the Como Palace.
Speaker 12: Yeah, to be honest, you're probably better off someone else
Speaker 12: because I've worked pretty late.
Speaker 2: It was the sports club I love? Was it last?
Speaker 2: Was it yesterday? I had this again? Rejected? Yea, he
Speaker 2: had late night bowls. Yeah, no, it's not sure what
Speaker 2: she's just working next week forgetting.
Speaker 12: I didn't want to take the tickets and then not.
Speaker 2: Going rejecting the next time, just Adrian celebrate on air,
Speaker 2: then tell the producers afterwards.
Speaker 12: I would love to be there because I love the show.
Speaker 2: Empty words now to clean out the Adrian.
Speaker 4: It was an outstanding call, Thank.
Speaker 2: You very much.
Speaker 12: No worries at all.
Speaker 2: I'm going to stop asking. It's just embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one of four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Just to send a jack. I need to get revenge
Speaker 4: on my thirteen year old or to prank to me
Speaker 4: yesterday and filmed it that she'd broken the TV by
Speaker 4: doing a handstand. I need to do a prank on
Speaker 4: her and I'll make sure I film it.
Speaker 2: I've thought of one the good ones.
Speaker 4: It's gould to be a smart one. She's going to
Speaker 4: be ready. She's a smart little cookie.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: It's thinking about maybe saying that dad's been having an
Speaker 4: affair and the family breaking up, you know, and bring
Speaker 4: in a couple of young girls and going here are
Speaker 4: your three new mums?
Speaker 2: Too much? Well, I was going to say tell her
Speaker 2: that the customs officers rang and that Niche your dog
Speaker 2: has to go back to London. She was on a
Speaker 2: year probation and she didn't know the man that's a
Speaker 2: horrible thing to do. But three new moms is okay,
Speaker 2: that's funny an him secret center.
Speaker 4: All right, then we studied this Monday over the next
Speaker 4: two weeks, giving away Missus Hughes twenty thousand dollars worth
Speaker 4: of prices in my twenty k secret Center, all thanks
Speaker 4: to Chapel Street Precincts. Big prizes every single day today
Speaker 4: breakfast and coffee for two of you every month for
Speaker 4: a year, great price at Tivoli Road Bakery. Also get
Speaker 4: a brand new sixty five inch okay ultra led smart
Speaker 4: TV from JV High Fight and Paran So you win
Speaker 4: both of those. Right now, we're back with Christmas O'Connell.
Speaker 4: Listen to the clues. What celebrity is getting these presents
Speaker 4: each day? It's someone famous today, someone very, very famous
Speaker 4: from the world of entertainment. I can say no more.
Speaker 4: Listen to the clues. Who is that famous person from
Speaker 4: the world of entertainment?
Speaker 2: O ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho oh.
Speaker 4: I'll put my back out then, Oh who am I
Speaker 4: delivering to right now? Let me have a look at
Speaker 4: their presence. It's a cookbook. It's a called Hell to.
Speaker 8: Poison your friends at work with homemade bakes, a life
Speaker 8: size Brian Adams love job, Sicko and a brand new banjo.
Speaker 2: Christmast be inbred anyway?
Speaker 8: Who is it.
Speaker 6: Imbread?
Speaker 4: Huh, it's in quiz imbread anything Locked the doors World
Speaker 4: of Entertainment ish nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 4: three a showbiz legend of showbiz noughty tell him off
Speaker 4: for that one. His words, not mine of course nine
Speaker 4: four one four one oh four three. Who do you
Speaker 4: think it was today?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Just think about another prank I could play on my
Speaker 4: thirty year old daughter if I said, hey, listen, because
Speaker 4: this actually is actually believable. Listen, they're going to be
Speaker 4: doing some of that Wi fi work in the area.
Speaker 4: We've got to get the NBN. But it means that
Speaker 4: for the next four weeks it's gonna be no Wi Fi.
Speaker 2: She'll move that home, She's to go back to England.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's too much, all right, Just give away two
Speaker 4: thousand dollars worth of prices.
Speaker 2: Nor MN Secrets Center, all right, I ever.
Speaker 4: Did this week? Then two thousand and next week two
Speaker 4: thousand dollars worth of prizes thanks to Chapels three precincts.
Speaker 4: You just got to listen to Christmas O'Connell. Listen to
Speaker 4: the presents. They're the clues. Who is the famous person
Speaker 4: that will be getting the presents today? It's a legend
Speaker 4: from showbiz. Listen to the preses.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 2: We'll put my back out.
Speaker 8: Then, Oh who am I delivering to right now? Let
Speaker 8: me have a look at their presence? It's a cookbook.
Speaker 8: It's a called Hell to poison your friends at work
Speaker 8: with homemade bakes, a life size Brian Adams love dog
Speaker 8: Sicko and a brand new Banjos must be inbred anyway.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 4: Justin goome Onring Justine Morning, Christian, Hey goy we go
Speaker 4: Justin say fantasy trying to win the prizes the breakfast
Speaker 4: and coffee for two every month. And there's another one
Speaker 4: that getting brand new sixty five inch TV from Jolly.
Speaker 2: High five Bran.
Speaker 7: It's getting better.
Speaker 2: All so who do you think it was? It's a
Speaker 2: showbiz legend.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with Patsy, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Patsy Chill and Poisonous with Anne Zach biscuits and a
Speaker 4: love dollar.
Speaker 2: Brian Adams.
Speaker 6: I wish I had one of those him red.
Speaker 2: How very dare you?
Speaker 8: This is right?
Speaker 4: Christmas O'Connor, Oh yo, Yes.
Speaker 2: Well done, coolerline one.
Speaker 4: You win two thousand dollars worth of prizes.
Speaker 2: Well done, it was Patrina Joan.
Speaker 4: Well done. Okay, you win the prizes, well done, justin
Speaker 4: that's all right, well done, have a great Christmas.
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right?
Speaker 4: Brand new one tomorrow morning two one thousand more dollars
Speaker 4: worth of prizes.
Speaker 1: We won the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Today's that work time waste to them all the sow.
Speaker 4: We've been giving you tickets to go to Haymate amazing
Speaker 4: lineup from Patsy this morning. Earlier you and three mates
Speaker 4: off to see it. Heymaatee a concert for the Aussie farmers.
Speaker 4: It's on December the fifteenth and morning to Racecourse. You
Speaker 4: can still get tickets at ticketmaster dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: You al still get to go on the short list
Speaker 4: for our Golden ticket. John Farnham, John Stevens, Darl braithwait
Speaker 4: loads more so today's one. We are doing our weekly
Speaker 4: historical one. Today we go to a very very rich
Speaker 4: historical period in history, the Romans. So it's Roman movies.
Speaker 4: That's today's at work time, Western We're stretching you today, romanmovies.
Speaker 4: What is your Roman history knowledge? Like Jack has been
Speaker 4: getting a crash course online, I fear over the last
Speaker 4: two hours and.
Speaker 2: Are very good.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a night at the Colosseum, nights at
Speaker 4: the museum, nights at the Colosseum.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 4: Howard the aqueduct the Romans, I're gonna have to do
Speaker 4: a lot of history explaining it. So they witty kids
Speaker 4: on the show aqueduct invented by the Romans. Really yeah, incident,
Speaker 4: how this could be a long one today, folks, uh
Speaker 4: mad Maximus, I get that. Yep, Dude, where's my chariots? Dude,
Speaker 4: where's my chariot? The centurion candidate, the girl with the
Speaker 4: Julius Caesar tattoo, and dude, where's my carpe?
Speaker 2: DM know about the tatoo?
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 2: What have you got them? I have Edward Caesar hands good,
Speaker 2: not another Byzantine movie, oh nice, Byzantine Sistine candles very good.
Speaker 2: And the Latin hat the Latin actually.
Speaker 4: Good ones in there. Well done?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: What have you got Roman movies?
Speaker 2: That? So you win?
Speaker 4: You and three mates off to go and see Fancy
Speaker 4: and Heymate. We're looking for your Roman movie semi yours.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: I'm actually very very lucky. We're Jack and Pats with
Speaker 4: a team that very committed to radio excellence. Hey, Pats,
Speaker 4: Pats has actually gone. She says, left. Didn't mean say
Speaker 4: goodbye to either you or eye. I was wondering during
Speaker 4: the atwork time waster why she was uncharacteristically quiet and
Speaker 4: as in just mute, And then she's gone. She's gone
Speaker 4: to the photo shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess she's still on air. Why's she gone
Speaker 2: an hour before she off for breakfast or something? She
Speaker 2: wants to try and close or get a makeup done beforehand?
Speaker 2: I guess. But what about the breakfast show that still remains?
Speaker 2: She's the new Sampang Christian o'conral's team.
Speaker 15: Weeks of tickets this week featuring John Farlow, John Stephens,
Speaker 15: Darryl Braidways, Vanisa Emiracy, John Williamson, The Black Sorrow Glass
Speaker 15: or Moyer's him weekly and Moore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you went three mates off to hey mate every
Speaker 4: day this week week nine and ten ways to tickets.
Speaker 4: That's on the time waste this week. It's a historical
Speaker 4: one again in this Wednesday. Roman movies.
Speaker 2: These are very very good.
Speaker 4: I know what you did last Centurion gold. That is
Speaker 4: smart Gerards, Rome, Eo and Julius. That's a Tufa gold
Speaker 4: for Tufa, crouching Toga, hidden dungeon silver plus Liz of Sumbury.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 4: The last action Nero Nera.
Speaker 2: I just learned about him when I was googling Roman dictators.
Speaker 4: Amazing names they Nero Hercules silver plus Bacchus to the future.
Speaker 2: Don't get it.
Speaker 4: God Bacchus was the god of food and wine, silver,
Speaker 4: the mighty aqueducts, gold, beauty in the Greek gold Shelley
Speaker 4: Worlderne Gaul interrupted, Wait with.
Speaker 2: Ryan, did Rome go into the into Greece because beauty
Speaker 2: and the Greek? I actually think I got to make
Speaker 2: that bronze.
Speaker 4: No, they were linked through our history. They were warring peoples,
Speaker 4: all right, them a long way apart.
Speaker 2: Silver.
Speaker 4: Gaul interrupted, Silver, we brought a Zeus.
Speaker 2: That's very clever. No, I got great god uh Carly
Speaker 2: Rome alone, So it's the simple ones, the funniest current
Speaker 2: front runner Rome alone.
Speaker 4: This is also very good. Chris in Seabrook, Good Morning, Pompey,
Speaker 4: It Forward, Oh Clever Gold, When Harry met Spartacus, Gold
Speaker 4: Weekend at Caligula's Silver Die Hard with a Venice.
Speaker 2: Silver.
Speaker 4: Dude wears my toga bronze. Julius Caesar's day Off, no bronze.
Speaker 2: The Devil.
Speaker 4: The Devil wears sandals.
Speaker 2: Silver.
Speaker 4: And there's something about Medusa. Well done, Roger, that's very
Speaker 4: smart too. Which ones winning the tickets.
Speaker 2: Gold plus Today, Rome alone down the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one O four point three.
Speaker 4: So this week Jack has been watching his dog live
Speaker 4: streaming her trying to catch on the top of his
Speaker 4: kitchen surfaces, because that's what she's been doing recently.
Speaker 2: There's actually a video up on our socials on faced
Speaker 2: an instagram of where you can see Luna walking around
Speaker 2: on the bench time.
Speaker 4: And it's a big dog just to be casually wandering
Speaker 4: around like a pig is sort of truffling looking for
Speaker 4: truffles in the forest and she found some.
Speaker 2: She she's a border Collie. She got up there first
Speaker 2: time to eat all the birthday cookies that my mum
Speaker 2: made for me. What a great day for a dog.
Speaker 2: She since cleaned up a butter dish and eating all
Speaker 2: the butter from that, and as well as when there
Speaker 2: wasn't any food up there, she just chewed the end
Speaker 2: of the sponge. I guess there was frustration. Well, I
Speaker 2: mean maybe there was bits and pieces of food scraped
Speaker 2: on there, and she thought this is the best I
Speaker 2: can get.
Speaker 4: So notice today, right, you've had it for the last
Speaker 4: two days. You've been watching it via your phone. Ye,
Speaker 4: nothing today you've given up.
Speaker 2: Well, you got to get it's hard. What I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do is catch her in the act so I
Speaker 2: can talk to her and go, hey, learn to get
Speaker 2: off the bench. Whereas at the moment I've only got
Speaker 2: the clips that it records.
Speaker 4: One of our listener has been through this and has
Speaker 4: got some advice for you, Christian. We've got a forty
Speaker 4: kilo boxer who's got sweet tooth and likes to get
Speaker 4: up on the table and kitchen top. We knew this
Speaker 4: was happening because dog draw would be left everywhere we
Speaker 4: came home.
Speaker 2: He'd eaten.
Speaker 4: In the past, he'd eaten thirty donuts, ten lunch and
Speaker 4: twenty of those little ones in one go cupcakes. He
Speaker 4: left the spongebits, just licked nick the icing off, left
Speaker 4: the cupcake, a full trifle, a full trifle, and a
Speaker 4: full double bag of tim Tams as well. Wow, I mean,
Speaker 4: he was having a field day. How do we stopping?
Speaker 4: And we got in a dog behavioral psychologist who told
Speaker 4: us to stop trying to catch him out.
Speaker 2: We've got one of those cameras.
Speaker 4: Jack Scott Yep told us to stop that and trying
Speaker 4: to catch them in the act and punish them because
Speaker 4: it won't work, and they just desperate and they will
Speaker 4: do it again.
Speaker 2: He recommended leaving out some.
Speaker 4: Spicy treats, chili favored of the chili on that big
Speaker 4: old dog tongue, and the heat going in that greedy
Speaker 4: pie hole stopped him dead in his tracks. He has
Speaker 4: never been up sick since because he's fearing more spice up.
Speaker 2: Interesting. It worked. I feel terrible for these.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously you's are very very small, dose go easy.
Speaker 4: You don't do any damage to their Tomu tumers or anything.
Speaker 2: But she has got an iron stomach. She can honestly
Speaker 2: eat anything, and she's fine. So I think I'll have
Speaker 2: to put a few chilies in there.
Speaker 4: No, no, don't do chili's a dog. You can have
Speaker 4: a hard hat, a little bit of chili, a little
Speaker 4: bit of chili powder.
Speaker 2: All right, just sprinkle that on some of the think
Speaker 2: would I would? I think she'd actually lap that up
Speaker 2: and come back for more. Try just please, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: double the No.
Speaker 4: Just sprinkle some chili powder and see how she gets on. Okay,
Speaker 4: alrightf go to jalapinos and stuff like that. Jamie, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. By the way, if you ever want
Speaker 4: to email the show, but absolutely anything we call them
Speaker 4: late to the party. Christian at Gold Want of three
Speaker 4: dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three God one o four point three Christian I con
Speaker 4: on Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: That is it for us.
Speaker 4: We're off to our photoshoot now. Jack's getting ready to
Speaker 4: take off that wedding ring and check it in a drain.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning. We be down to the last two or
Speaker 4: three or four tickets to come and join us next
Speaker 4: Tuesday night, last week of the shows for us. And
Speaker 4: on Tuesday night we're at the Como Palace thanks to
Speaker 4: Palace Cinemas, and we're putting on Elf, the greatest Christmas
Speaker 4: movie there is, and you can be there.
Speaker 2: That's tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 4: Title of today's show is three New Mums, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for listening, Huggy's on the Way
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three,