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Speaker 1: Or like Snoop Dogg went to Snoop line. Yeah, back

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Speaker 1: Matt Daddy, Yes, Like, are you seriously thinking about dropping

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie J.

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Speaker 1: Matt Daddy you mean, and I'm ash.

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast that is all about parenting. It's

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Speaker 2: the good, the bad, and the relatable and for legal reasons,

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Speaker 2: we do have to say that you can come for advice. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: Well, people know what's going to trap yourself in? We

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, I had an interesting weekend ash on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: It's really funny because I love playing mums and dads now,

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Speaker 2: Is it just floating there? It's back good swimmer for

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Speaker 1: It's the kids end, a bit more protecting, not as

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately not damn shame. That's yeah. You want the middle

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Speaker 2: You are you are disgusting, Just a man. I am

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Speaker 2: Because there were so many kids around. Your kids are light,

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Speaker 2: even float that? Well, It's like, it's fine, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: Fine, just a little bloated, It's fine. That's it for

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Speaker 2: That's all I had? Oh is that not good enough? No? No,

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Speaker 2: And then as we're walking back, I looked down I

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Speaker 1: Not what I meant.

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Speaker 2: That was the entree to a better story, the main course,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Definitely not what I meant was Sunday. I

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Speaker 1: It was a beautiful down Sunday.

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Speaker 1: You are correct, no wind, no waves, you would say

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Speaker 2: What do you mean Saturday. Let's go back in time

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Speaker 1: We've got a boozy lunch. How she feels about boozy

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Speaker 2: She is Jesus, Wow, she's out of control. Is there

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Speaker 1: I think the idea behind the boozy lunches. Who cares

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Speaker 2: You know the photos, Yeah, cute spicy mugs.

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Speaker 2: Are these all mums? These all mums are going to

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Speaker 2: If you think goes harder the moms or the singletons.

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Speaker 2: The singletons are like a masd c x five, whereas

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Speaker 2: I'm just referring to the wife as a truck, a

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Speaker 1: It's coming up to bath time, and I just said

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Speaker 2: And give you have a dinner? Blah blah blah, don't

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 1: Blahlah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: And I just was like, where are you just sitting

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Speaker 1: It's twelve o'clock. I was like, hey, are you far off?

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Speaker 2: Response that Kenworth was in fifty years anyway.

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Speaker 1: So she she got home at one o'clock, stumbled through

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, here we go. One o'clock.

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Speaker 2: foot four and fifty kelers. Yeah, she's beautiful. Stop trying

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Speaker 2: but I know when Laura goes out, she'll have a

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Speaker 2: marks and cocktails, getchet, get you, and she's not piss fit. No,

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Speaker 2: she's now Ashwicks piss fit. Yeah, so missus Wicks, So

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Speaker 1: Sorry, So missus Wicks. We wake up in the morning

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Speaker 2: And I was like, and blame the food poisoning? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: did you ask how many drinks she had? Not?

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Speaker 1: I don't care too many obviously, right if she's feeling

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Speaker 2: And then I said, come on.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm going to vomit, curled up with the

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Speaker 2: Are you giving any sympathy here now?

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Speaker 1: Because she wouldn't give me any.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, you are drunk most weekends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But I get up and get on with it.

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Speaker 2: You'll feel heats.

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Speaker 1: Better once you get up and going. So she's had

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Speaker 2: All, and then she comes down.

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Speaker 1: She's drinking a high light. She's like, I think I'm

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Go back to bed.

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Speaker 1: So we've pissed off to the beach without her I'm

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Speaker 2: Let the woman have a day off. No, No, woman,

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Speaker 2: Heaven forbid, take my side. You would hate this. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I'm just thinking, like the amount that April does around

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Speaker 2: sounds like she is about to depart. She's faint, she's

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Speaker 1: No, I have given her a line first, and then

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Speaker 1: just get in the car. Come, because I knew that

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00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,280
Speaker 1: if she went anyway, we get down there no wind,

437
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: her perfect conditions. I'm getting text messages from her saying.

438
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 2: I hope my soul, I hope myself for not coming.

439
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 2: They just jumped an uber.

440
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: I just ignored them anyway.

441
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 2: So we were down the bed all morning. It was great.

442
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,720
Speaker 2: Macy's in the water.

443
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,080
Speaker 1: We're saying castles and friends down there. Oscar got on

444
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,400
Speaker 1: the surfboard and had to paddle around with my mate

445
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 1: Mike while I watched Macy and stuff and then get

446
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 1: them home.

447
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 2: Great time.

448
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,880
Speaker 1: She comes down the stairs and she's like.

449
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 2: How was that?

450
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm just going to go in

451
00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,400
Speaker 1: to full manipulation mode here.

452
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 2: I was like, the most unbelievable day at the beach

453
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,200
Speaker 2: we've ever had. Yeah, day of the century, That's exactly

454
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:09,840
Speaker 2: how it went down.

455
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, sobbing, literally sobbing about it, and

456
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,639
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not piss fit, mate, you got to.

457
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,639
Speaker 2: Get up, like, you know, get back on that horse. Anyway,

458
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 2: what I.

459
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: Also took upon myself to do is to do all

460
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: of the tasks that we would do together, but on

461
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: my own and over the top, such as such as

462
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: the shopping. So I was like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna

463
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: put Macy down for a sleep and I'll do the

464
00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 1: shopping while she was having a nap. And I just

465
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 1: like said that in passing, went upstairs, stripped the bed,

466
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, started to sort the washing out.

467
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 2: But while she was she was like on the blanket.

468
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, keeled over on the couch and anyway, I come downstairs,

469
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: Macy's gone to bed. I come downstairs and she was like, oh,

470
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: you sure you don't want to have like a little

471
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: lie down while the kids are having a lie down.

472
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: I was like none, and I've already stripped the bed

473
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 1: and she was like oh, and then I've gone off

474
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: to do the shopping and come back and I was

475
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: just like carrying all the bags and I was like, no, no,

476
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: you just lay there.

477
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: I'll put it all away, just like you know, little

478
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: manipulation evil. I am evil. So during the course of

479
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: the day, she kept hinting.

480
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: That I'm going sober for six months. You have one

481
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:22,119
Speaker 1: night out, mate, just relax, And then she said to me,

482
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: I've become everything I hate.

483
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 2: Oh she's had a couple of months. I know, I

484
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 2: know it is. It is annoying, though. There is nothing

485
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 2: worse than being so hungover you can barely get out

486
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 2: of bed and it's a beautiful day like it was

487
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,040
Speaker 2: a cracking day like it was if it's a rainy

488
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: day and it's windy and it's howling and you hungover.

489
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: Ah ah.

490
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,959
Speaker 1: Yeah. There was even the time where she was like, oh, like,

491
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: thank you Bob for taking the kids. I owe your

492
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 1: was like no, no, no, no, it's fine. Back of

493
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,760
Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, you fucking owe me big time

494
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: for that. I was still a too when you go

495
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: home like I had, and I was like, look, I'm

496
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: tired straight up that.

497
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 2: Paul Kenworth has blown a gasket. Yeah, so it took her.

498
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: She actually said in the afternoon, look give her some credit.

499
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm going to take the kids around

500
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 1: the Dad's just give you a couple of hours.

501
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't need it. Was like

502
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 2: I don't need it, let's go. You go back to it.

503
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,119
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, all right, all right. Yeah. I

504
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 2: was like, thank you, but that's not the payback. Can

505
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 2: I just say you are such a good husband, thank you,

506
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 2: thank you. I know you didn't do those things to

507
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,119
Speaker 2: get this kind of response and recognition, but it's just

508
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: worth me putting it out there. Yeah. I wasn't mini

509
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 2: blading her at all. I would have done that. The

510
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 2: best was when I stripped the bed and I walked downstairs.

511
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: She was like, do you want to should we all

512
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,479
Speaker 1: all have a sleep?

513
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: Did you want to have a sleep?

514
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: Though I was so tired, but I was like I'm

515
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 1: not going to give up anything. I was really chip up,

516
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: and then I was like, knew I can't because I've.

517
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: Stripped a bed. Because you love a nap.

518
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: I love midday nap.

519
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: I even took the Donner cover off too. What about

520
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 2: if she had said, like, should we have a snuggle? Yeah? Right?

521
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 2: Know you stink? How the turns of table? Now? The

522
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: turns of table?

523
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 1: Because you know usually it's me in that situation. I

524
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: do enjoy beverage, but I know it's not worth the argument.

525
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:33,959
Speaker 2: You have an ability unlike anything I've seen before. You

526
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,640
Speaker 2: can have half an hour sleep, you can have a

527
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 2: full day of drinking under your belt from the day previously,

528
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: and you get up and you're ready to go. It's unbelievable.

529
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 2: It's a gift or a curse.

530
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,959
Speaker 1: Every now and then I'll have a shit moment. I'm

531
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: very good at, like not mixing my drinks. That's one

532
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 1: thing I don't do it.

533
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: I'll give you that. You taught me to stay on

534
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 2: the beer.

535
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: You'd never like. Every now and then I'll tick over

536
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 1: and there the days I'm like, should have done that,

537
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 1: But I usually get up, have a quick schooner, and I'm.

538
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 2: Back at it. No, it's like I'm the one who's

539
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:07,959
Speaker 2: using that position.

540
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 1: And I have before been like, can I have like

541
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: a thirty minutes laying and she said yes, But then

542
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: I always regret it because she'll.

543
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,199
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, you got to leave, and it's like,

544
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,120
Speaker 2: but now you've got one up in your sleep, not anymore.

545
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't think it's already forgotten. Probably.

546
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: I want to tell you a little story, and I'll

547
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 2: preface this and say that I do love the daycare

548
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: that my children. They've kicked my kids out it is.

549
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 2: It's a great daycare.

550
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: We would send them if it wasn't even we.

551
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: Moved house and it's about a twenty minute drive to

552
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 2: the daycare. And there's no parking, as I'm sure you

553
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,359
Speaker 2: will know given the stories I've told previously, but the

554
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: parking inspectors.

555
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: Also, if they're listening, sort that out. You're putting you

556
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: and other parents under unnecessary strey.

557
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: What are they going to do? There's literally no parks anywhere.

558
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know how

559
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: to solve that problem. But we love it. We do

560
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 2: love it. All of the educators that do it absolutely.

561
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: I feel like they've written you an email been.

562
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: Like, do not talk badly about us on the podcast,

563
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: and now you just like trying to crawl back.

564
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: Or they may be listening and if they are, got

565
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: Maley hosted, we'll drop fingers off. So I dropped Maley

566
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 2: off on Monday and Mary kept saying, oh, Dad, tomorrow,

567
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 2: I need to have my lunchbox and we go to

568
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 2: a daycare where foods provide feed And like, when I

569
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: hear the stories of people who have to make lunches

570
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 2: every morning for the kids at daycare, I'm like, I

571
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 2: would rather. I would rather remove my testicles, marinate them,

572
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: cook them on the barbecue, and have them for dinner.

573
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: We do that for Oscar.

574
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: We said, no, it's not the ladder.

575
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: We have to do the lunch for Oscar Monday Tuesdays,

576
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: for the one he goes to.

577
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten, how shit is it?

578
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't do it. I've done it

579
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,959
Speaker 1: once or twice. April loves it's a little bit.

580
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 2: That's a jam, but.

581
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: Also it gives them a little bit of independence. Because

582
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: Oscar walks in and he gets his lunchbox out of

583
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: his bag, he puts it in the spot.

584
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 2: Right it's good. I guess you're holding your kids back man,

585
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: transition to kindy when they've kind of got that, you know,

586
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: they need to have that bag, the lunch box, they

587
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: get it. So I went to the teacher in the

588
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 2: morning I drop off and I was like, oh, male

589
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 2: is talking about a lunchbox tomorrow. The fuck is that about.

590
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 2: I was panicking. I was like, we don't have a lunchbox.

591
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 2: She goes tomorrow. We're actually doing a little excursion with

592
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: all the kids because they're at the point now. In

593
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 2: Marley's group, half are going on to KNDy, the other

594
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 2: half is staying on and for those that are transitioning

595
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 2: to kindy, they currently come to school in their school uniform.

596
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: And now they're saying we're going to do an excursion

597
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: to the local primary school and the kids are all

598
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 2: going to go there, bring a lunch box and have

599
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: the morning tea at the school, which is great. Yeah,

600
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 2: but I think that's a good idea. But I'm like, well,

601
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: hang on, I say, well, they won't be going. I'm like,

602
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 2: what's the lunchbox? How much food am I prepping here?

603
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 2: And I'm like, just whatever you want. You know, it

604
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be you know, too detail, just something

605
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: for morning tea.

606
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck ah, just do an ash special.

607
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: It's just a fold over.

608
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 2: We sometimes.

609
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: Did you go down to seven eleven get her a wrap?

610
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 2: Well, I kind of realized that I didn't have many

611
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: snacks left in the household. So last night I was

612
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 2: at my sister's for dinner and before I left, she's

613
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: queen of snacks. She's got like short bread, chippies, us,

614
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: she got a lot. Whilst no one was watching, I

615
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: went into her pantry and I got a few items nice.

616
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: I stashed them nice and I put in my pockets

617
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is good, this will sort

618
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: me out. And then but this morning, this morning, I

619
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 2: was running laid ash and then Marley's like, Dad, my

620
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 2: lunchbox was, Oh god, so I'm dare trying to make sandwiches.

621
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: It is the worst thing in the world.

622
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, wonder that guy went through seven eleven

623
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: to get Oh yeah, I'm very erry rat.

624
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: I feel you. I feel you. But Marley, once again

625
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 2: is now on the train of like I don't want to.

626
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Go to school, and I'm like, yeah, we haven't done

627
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: that at hours, thankfully, So what did your pack up

628
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: for lunch.

629
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: In the end, Mate gave her, gave a music bar,

630
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 2: gave her a couple of carrots chopped up raw. Actually

631
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 2: she likes the crunch and I gave her a sandwich

632
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 2: butter and honey cruss off. She likes a honey sandwich

633
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: crust off. I likes honey sandwich crussed off. Mate.

634
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: Beautiful, but it's nice doting dad, right, Can we just

635
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: like I get it's a nice idea.

636
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: Get used. You gotta get used to it.

637
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: At some point.

638
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: I'll get used to it. When she's gone, I'm paying

639
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 2: full price. I didn't want to say it, but I'm like, so,

640
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 2: there'll be a deduction the price for the unch deduction

641
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: one day we're doing? Is it just one day a week?

642
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's not on Thank you, thank you. I'm

643
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: sorry I'm missing it. Whoa back up? There? He is there?

644
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: He is five four days because she goes four days. Well,

645
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 2: actually was meant to be the Monday as well, which

646
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: I forgot about somehow missed the message. She just starved.

647
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: My god. That's that's what I wears. The rebate, That's

648
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: what I want.

649
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: To were's the rebate on that I suppose I've got

650
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: to take them there and bring them back.

651
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Probably it goes out.

652
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Speaker 2: So now I'm I'm gonna have to go to my

653
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Speaker 2: sisters and just clean out a close.

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Speaker 3: BANDY mean, same thing out of the closet, A couple

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Speaker 3: of pairs of us, Matthew, let's go to our favorite segments.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I mean a couple left, Actually.

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Speaker 2: Two left, two left. I believe it's too We desargent

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Speaker 2: repair ordinary repairing. We don't know what we do. We

659
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Speaker 2: don't know what we do because we repair ordinate.

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00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: This segment, people send in their ordinary parenting, what they've done,

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Speaker 1: or someone else who's done some ordinary parenting. So would

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Speaker 1: you like to go first?

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Speaker 2: Sure? Before I do that, I just want to say, Ash,

664
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Speaker 2: the reason why I love this segment so much is

665
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 2: because parenting as a whole is incredibly hard. It is.

666
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: It is very taxing. Yep, it's a difficult job.

667
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: Someone say it's the most difficult job you can have.

668
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Speaker 2: I would agree with that. I would agree with that. Sure,

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Speaker 2: going to war is difficult. But if you had two

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Speaker 2: kids on a Sunday whilst the wife hungover.

671
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Speaker 1: Yes, at the beach of the hot concrete but it's

672
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Speaker 1: just nice sand tell that to the guys at Dunkirk.

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Speaker 2: It's a hard job, and I feel like these kind

674
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Speaker 2: of stories bring parents of this country and all around

675
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Speaker 2: the world together. Yes, absolutely, they know that they're not alone.

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Speaker 1: You're allowed to be ordinary.

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Speaker 2: I think. Okay, I've got a quick one here. Ash.

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Speaker 2: This is from Rachel, and she says, hey, guys, here

679
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Speaker 2: is my little bit of ordinary parenting. My boys are

680
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Speaker 2: obsessed with going to the shop and looking at the

681
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Speaker 2: toy section and asking for things. Yeah, it's a bloody

682
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: nightmare as most kids do. Ye well, said Rachel. She says,

683
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Speaker 2: I found out that if I took a photo of

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Speaker 2: them holding the thing that they want, I could pretend

685
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Speaker 2: to send it to Santa. I love how she says pretend.

686
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Speaker 2: And now also I have sweet photos of my children

687
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Speaker 2: and I know exactly what they want for Christmas. Then

688
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: she says, ha, you will laugh. I atually out of

689
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Speaker 2: that look it's actually not of the boys there. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's clever. I have done this.

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Speaker 1: I did a video about this where it was Oscar

692
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Speaker 1: and I in the car, but it was for toys

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Speaker 1: for his birthday. So the addition there is that she

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Speaker 1: lied and said, I'm sending it off to Santa. I

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Speaker 1: love that because you know that's a lie. That's pretty ordinary.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's ordinary. I think that's genius because

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Speaker 1: why one you're tricking them, love that. Two you can

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Speaker 1: waste a lot of time on a rainy day doing

699
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Speaker 1: that and it's like entertaining. And then three you've got

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Speaker 1: what they want for Christmas. So I think that's great.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to put that is not.

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00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: Ordinary genius, genius genius, which is great, but we don't.

703
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Speaker 1: Reward genius, Sant, so you're too good for this second. No,

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Speaker 1: it's great, thank you, Rachel. And I've done it myself.

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Speaker 1: And I think a lot of people when I did

706
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Speaker 1: do that video, people like either saying that's a great idea,

707
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Speaker 1: or we do that too every year.

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Speaker 2: Did you get any negativity? I've got a lot of

709
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: people going just blame it. I shut up. Do you

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Speaker 2: think I am Maddie J I was like, no, he will.

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Speaker 1: Get them if he's you know, you know, for his birthday.

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Speaker 1: That's the whole point of it. If I just bought

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Speaker 1: it there and then next year.

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Speaker 2: He'd be like, guns, take photos. You mean I'm getting

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Speaker 2: all these toys. So did you of the photos that

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Speaker 2: you talk? How many did you buy of those presents? Zero? Okay,

717
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: you got nothing for his birthday? Okay? Man, this one

718
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Speaker 2: you look like you had a moment of reflection.

719
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Speaker 1: I was looking back and saying, what did I get him? Scooter?

720
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 2: Love that' scooter?

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Speaker 1: Stole it off some other kids. Okay, Matthew, Ordinary parent

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Speaker 1: from Andrew. This was a DM on two doting dads.

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Speaker 1: You can dms or email us to d D.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, let's two for those playing at home dd at

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Speaker 2: atlook dot com dot AU.

726
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Speaker 1: Don't forget the au. Yes, this one comes from Andrew.

727
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: Ordinary parenting story says, my wife went to a health

728
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Speaker 1: expo and came home with a little goodie bag of

729
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: chemical free and natural everything.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: You get this little bag toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant. It was

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Speaker 1: a big, big goodie bag.

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Speaker 2: He says. There's natural deodorant for a bloody night. May

734
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Speaker 2: never work, but continue.

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Speaker 1: You must real stink Aham. I'm asked to unload most

736
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Speaker 1: of it into the bathroom cupboard. Later that afternoon, I'm

737
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Speaker 1: walking past the bathroom. My then six year old calls

738
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Speaker 1: me in, Dad, this toothpaste tastes really funny. Shock hits me.

739
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Speaker 1: She's brushing her teeth with lube. At least it's natural and,

740
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: according to the packet, fully edible. So that is definitely

741
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Speaker 1: our winner this week. I would say, Matthew, would you

742
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Speaker 1: agree that is ordinary?

743
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Speaker 2: That is ordinary? But sometimes it's an easy mistake to make.

744
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 2: I thought you're going to say something like it was

745
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 2: so what took a sexual turn?

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Speaker 1: There? Didn't that?

747
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Speaker 2: I love how in those situations the kids are still like,

748
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: they don't do like a full handbreak. What the hell

749
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Speaker 2: is this?

750
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: They're just like, this tastes funny, don't why's my toothbust

751
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: moving quicker than it usually does?

752
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: Anyway? That is ordinary? Parent, Please submit yours.

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Speaker 1: We have after this one more week, should yeah, I know,

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00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 1: and then we need a new segment we do. We

755
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: can go back to lines correct, maybe something else as well.

756
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Speaker 2: You know, we were flirting with the idea of doing

757
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: Melkdown of the week.

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00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, be cool. If we find a jingle to do that,

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00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: I'm all for it.

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00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 2: We do Mountain end of the week. It's a final

761
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 2: melt down. I'm good, but big Thanks to Body Smuggler,

762
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: of course allowing this segment to flourish absolutely. On the podcast,

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Speaker 2: we usually go we are.

764
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Speaker 1: Still going to do it, but a little different today

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Speaker 1: with question time, we get questions from listeners, which we love,

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Speaker 1: but this one is also from a listener, but it's

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Speaker 1: also a friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: So it's from the Inner Sanctum.

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Speaker 1: From the Inner Sanctum, I'm very.

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Speaker 2: Curious to know what this is going to be. Because

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Speaker 2: you said you're not concerned. You were. We're saying, you've

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Speaker 2: never seen anything like this before.

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Speaker 1: I have never seen anything like this before.

774
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Speaker 2: So his child is doing something. Yeah, I actually.

775
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: Received this from his wife. So their child are having

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Speaker 1: a stroke. For a second, their child. So what I

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Speaker 1: will do is I shall ask you have you ever

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Speaker 1: heard of this? I will then show you the videop, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then.

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Speaker 2: We'll go from that. Okay, So first, is it going

781
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Speaker 2: to be gross? No? No, no, is it going to be

782
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Speaker 2: Is that no one's getting hurt?

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Speaker 1: No one's getting no no, no, no, okay, no one's

784
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Speaker 1: getting hurt because they wouldn't have shared yet. But this

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Speaker 1: particular person, this couple, they want to know. So those listening,

786
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Speaker 1: not just Matt, they want to know if you've ever

787
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Speaker 1: experienced this or know anyone who also.

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Speaker 2: Experienced this with their kid. Okay, I'm worried that they

789
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Speaker 2: have come to us with this.

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Speaker 1: She hit up April first, and then I was with

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Speaker 1: it at the beach the other day and was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: can you ask I said, I need footage. I didn't

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Speaker 1: actually need, but I wanted it. So they're two year

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Speaker 1: old two and a half year old does this weird

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Speaker 1: thing when they go to sleep, right, So they're at

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Speaker 1: the stage where they sit in with them, read them

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Speaker 1: a story while they're in their cot to help them

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Speaker 1: comfort to God to bear. But she does this weird

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Speaker 1: thing where she hits her head on the mattress right

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Speaker 1: the whole time, continuously. Right now, you think that's not

801
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Speaker 1: too bad, okay, but then I also thought that too.

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's not too bad, like but still like,

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Speaker 1: it's a weird thing to do, right, especially when you're

804
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Speaker 1: trying to go to sleep. But I've received the video

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Speaker 1: and I was like, this is more than just you're

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Speaker 1: hitting your head on the on the.

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Speaker 2: Bed thinking the child's going to be possessed.

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Speaker 4: Your face says it all, Oh my god, right, I

809
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Speaker 4: thought it was a chucky doll.

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Speaker 2: I know. When they sent me that. I was like,

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Speaker 2: why is it so red in the room. That's one

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Speaker 2: of those nightlights we heard of, the nightlight. The red

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Speaker 2: light makes it so much worse. I know, it's like

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Speaker 2: a horror movie. I know, I know, I know, so

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Speaker 2: fuck throw the child out a Freeston perform an exercise. Fully,

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Speaker 2: I was as shocked as you. I was getting ready

817
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Speaker 2: for the baby's head to just do a full three things?

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Speaker 2: Really really sweet little girl? Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, Honestly I was as shocked as

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Speaker 1: you and April saw the footage was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: But she every night she'll do this. But even they'll

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Speaker 1: be like, no night, close the door, and she'll be.

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Speaker 2: Like, but I surely, like if you're doing that every night,

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Speaker 2: as we always say, we're no doctors here, but that

825
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Speaker 2: can't be good for a young child. I know. But

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Speaker 2: they thought she would grow out of it.

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Speaker 1: She's not growing out of it. She keeps doing it.

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Speaker 1: So my question is not just to you, have you

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Speaker 1: ever heard of this ever or have your girls ever

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Speaker 1: done anything like this where it's like banging their head

831
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Speaker 1: on something. I don't know whether it's like they're frustrated

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Speaker 1: to get out of the bit.

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Speaker 2: But that she's loving it, right, she seems very content there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've never seen it. All my years of being a

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Speaker 2: non medical professional doctor, all thirty six of them, I've

836
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Speaker 2: never seen any case like that. I am stumped. I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm very confused. I'd love to know. Actually, if we

838
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Speaker 2: can put that out there.

839
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Speaker 1: And I'll ask, it'll be on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Be you mean the footage you can't even see the baby, we.

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Speaker 1: Can do a bit of it.

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00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll ask them.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it'll be right. But if you don't know,

844
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Speaker 1: you've never heard of anything like that, I've never had Okay,

845
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Speaker 1: So this is where I'm putting it out and I

846
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Speaker 1: want someone out there who's listening to say.

847
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 2: We had this, how do you stop it?

848
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: Or we've heard of someone do we say?

849
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 2: Because for people who may not see this footage on

850
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: our socials, the child bangs the head against the mattress,

851
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 2: so it kind of goes on all fours.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, just like head banging against the mattress quite vigorously, NonStop.

853
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 2: Recoils a little bit with the spring of the mattress, yes.

854
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Speaker 1: But also not screaming or anything like.

855
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: Completely quiet me a great time.

856
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: I'm sure that we can get some of it out there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Please, And he has to solve this mystery. She

858
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 2: looks possessed, but as you say, such a beautiful child

859
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 2: will stab you if you're not looking at she does look.

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Speaker 2: I was shocked. But aside from that, also, please get

861
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Speaker 2: a new nightlight, get a beautiful We've got a red one.

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00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: The red one is so those glow dreams they're red.

863
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Speaker 1: What so a glow dream, okay, is like when you

864
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Speaker 1: have a baby and it's got a white noise machine

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Speaker 1: in it. It's also got a steamer in it. It's red, okay,

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Speaker 1: to replicate the inside of the womb.

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Speaker 2: Got you, got it? Got you? And if your child

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Speaker 2: has come from hell.

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Speaker 1: But also the light can turn green as well, so

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Speaker 1: you can use it as like it's time to out

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Speaker 1: of bed and you change it to green.

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Speaker 2: Ah, do you know any of this? And I never

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Speaker 2: used a white noise machine?

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Speaker 1: Oh really, they make you still use one.

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Speaker 2: I should have started. I should have started never.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're find that like, I don't know if it's working.

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Speaker 1: But my whole house sounds like white noise all the time.

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Speaker 2: That's all I hear.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So the listeners of this show. Please if you

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Speaker 1: know anyone or hurt anyone or your kid has done that,

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Speaker 1: or if there's any I don't know baby doctors out there.

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Speaker 2: Surely there's got to be someone out there who's been

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Speaker 2: through a similar scenario, has found out what it was,

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Speaker 2: has got a solution come to us. I did actually

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Speaker 2: have a parent and they're at the GP and they said,

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Speaker 2: I thought of you in this moment. And I read that.

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Speaker 2: I thought that's funny. I wonder what we're not doctors.

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Speaker 2: So what happened was her son, George foreskin doctor, recommended

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Speaker 2: that they get circumcised, and she said I was thinking

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Speaker 2: of you, which is quite lovely.

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Speaker 1: Now every time she looks at her baby's dick, she

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Speaker 1: thinks of this day. And on that note, we better

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Speaker 1: get out of here.

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Speaker 2: I will say, Ash, we have a bonus episode. We've

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Speaker 2: had a few lately. We had Trey Kennedy. We now

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Speaker 2: have another comedian. His name is Nick Cody. You may

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Speaker 2: know him. He does Breakfast Radio and Melbourne with Fifi

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Speaker 2: and FEV, but he's also a great stand up. Key's

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Speaker 2: on the project of Bits Too. That's the project quite

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Speaker 2: a lot, Yeah, Melbourne guy, dad to two beautiful boys,

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Speaker 2: and we have him on the podcast. He's very funny,

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Speaker 2: so tune in, very very funny. If you enjoyed this episode,

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Speaker 2: please feel free to share it with as many other

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Speaker 2: parents and non parents as you like. Give us a

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Speaker 2: review if you like, then have to. We would like it,

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Speaker 2: not begging, and we will see you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: To see you guys, Baby. Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges

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Speaker 2: the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections

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Speaker 2: to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land