1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,040 Speaker 1: The will M. 2 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 2: Woody Podcast. 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 3: We had a work trip to Amsterdam. 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 2: Were predictable we were over there, I mean absolutely absolute 5 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: hounds to the job. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 3: Obviously, it was a busy time over and Amsdam. 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 2: We were definitely working and that It's like absolutely what 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 2: I was telling my pregnant wife who obviously so it 9 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:25,480 Speaker 2: was kind of a guilt ridden trip, if I'm being 10 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 2: honest with you, like to leave, to leave her she's 11 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 2: pregnant at home, and to get over to Amsdam. 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: It was for work reasons. It absolutely was for reasons. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 3: But you did stay on for five days. I did lost. 14 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 3: I did, and for reasons out of my control. I 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 3: would say that we lost you. Yes, it was entirely. 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:47,159 Speaker 2: I would say the Dutch people are very persuasive anyway, 17 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: I for all those reasons. There were many times where 18 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 2: I was feeling guilt ridden. So I was like, I've 19 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 2: just got to come back with a great gift. That's 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: that's the a come back and be the best partner 21 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 2: and best father ever. But number two, when you walk 22 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 2: in the door with a great gift, I think all 23 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: is forgotten. And I'm walking through one of these markets 24 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 2: in Amsterdam and I was like, oh my God, I've 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 2: bloody done it. 26 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 3: I've found the perfect gift for my pregnant wife. 27 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 2: Not one, will, not one, but two pussy cat themed 28 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 2: T shirts. 29 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 3: What new puts your cat? 30 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:23,959 Speaker 2: And I know you're thinking, like, oh, what a T 31 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 2: shirt with a pussy cat on it? NA NA way 32 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 2: more than that funny, funny pussy cat T shirts you've got. 33 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,680 Speaker 2: You have a humongous coyfish on the front of one 34 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 2: T shirt and all these pussy cats are hanging off 35 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 2: for the coyfish and you look at it and you go, 36 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 2: in what world did this happen? Eight pussy cats hanging 37 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 2: off for coyfish. So I was like, well, that one's sold, mate, 38 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,720 Speaker 2: that's sold. And then he goes, well, I'm doing a 39 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 2: deal at the moment. Two for thirty five euros, And 40 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 2: I was like, great work on the salesmanship, my friends. 41 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 3: I don't know how good your English is, but I'll 42 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 3: keep sifting. 43 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 2: Then will I stumble across cat with headphones on djying 44 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 2: Wow pussycat Djane. So two T shirts, two cat inspired 45 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 2: T shirts, both hilarious jokes. 46 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 3: I was like, bloody done it. 47 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 2: Now obviously were both yeah, mate, two for thirty five euros. 48 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 3: Unbelievable deal. One for twenty euro two for thirty five unbelievable. 49 00:02:17,639 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 2: So then I obviously I'm gloating to the entire team, going, guys, 50 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 2: I've got the most unbelievable gift. Everyone told me this 51 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 2: was the worst gift I could possibly go home with. 52 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 3: You were like, mate, you've still got time go and 53 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 3: get jewelry. 54 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 2: Like you're influenced, right, influenced by I won't ask that question. 55 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 3: So basically, yeah, I got home. 56 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 2: I was still somewhat confident that I had nailed the gift, 57 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 2: and my wife actually said min was like, oh my god, 58 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 2: I love them great. In the last twenty four hours though, 59 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: oh yeah, because I gave it to her when I 60 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 2: got home, and I think she was kind of excited 61 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: to see me, and I think I could have put 62 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: anything in front of her and she would have been like, 63 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: I'm just so happy you're home. Yeah, And I've sort 64 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 2: of started feeling that maybe she doesn't of the yeah 65 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,320 Speaker 2: you know that the shirts T shirt for thirty five 66 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 2: a deal, so got him on the market, and a deal, 67 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 2: I guess at the end of the day, all I 68 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 2: want to do now in thirteen you're a free trip 69 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 2: at the end of the day, free trip tramps Sam 70 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 2: and again I think a week away she's pregnant. 71 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 3: One on one again it was we have got something nice, 72 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 3: which is what I suggested. 73 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 2: Multiple times, so effectively, all I'm doing now is wanting 74 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: to make myself feel better. 75 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 76 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 2: I just feel like all gifts from people that have 77 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 2: been on holiday a crap. 78 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 3: I disagree with that. That's it's other people. That's because 79 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 3: you and I are off. 80 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: And away together and we get to the airport and 81 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: I find you lurking around the Minuca honey stand at 82 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: the airport. 83 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 3: I always come home with that honey Honey. It's a 84 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 3: great line. What are you doing over there? 85 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 5: And you're. 86 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: You're often in trouble to get the key rings and 87 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: the fridge magnets and whatnot, And I've got myself something. 88 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a very organized man, Will, But I just 89 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 3: want to know. I'm thirteen one o six five and 90 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 3: I really hope there's other people like me. 91 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 2: What's the what's the worst travel gift you either got 92 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 2: someone or that you ever received. Absolute worst one that 93 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 2: you received from someone who got back from a from 94 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 2: a holiday or a work trip. I'll never forget my 95 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 2: dad used to go on these work conferences, which you 96 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 2: now look back on what a roar. So you go 97 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 2: on these conferences and the gifts that he would come 98 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 2: home with. He'd always just give each kid something that 99 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 2: the conference showbag. 100 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 3: Like something yeah yeah. So I'd get like a. 101 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: Stress ball, saying capital investments, like there you go, mate, 102 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 2: I picked that up and at a toy store for you. 103 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 3: My brother would get a. 104 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 2: Clicker, mate, don't you don't get all. 105 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 3: The clicks out at once. 106 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm just leaying, well, Captain Purpens graciously just reminded me 107 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 1: that Mimi actually gave you a brief for your trip 108 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: to Amsterdam as to what to bring her back. 109 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 2: He happened to be evesdropping on a conversation that I 110 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,600 Speaker 2: was having with my beautiful wife. So, because after every 111 00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 2: show we did in Amsterdam, that was generally like bedtime 112 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 2: kind of thing with him, so I FaceTime my daughter 113 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 2: and my wife, and then he happened to be listening 114 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 2: when I was like, oh, by the way, like I 115 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 2: know what Remy wants. Like, Remy has been very clear 116 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 2: that she wanted a pink unicorn, so I searched all 117 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 2: thro around them for pink unicorns. But I said, like, ok, 118 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 2: is there any kind of guidance you could give me 119 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: as to like, I want to obviously bring you something back. 120 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 3: I'm thinking about you all the time. A little sugar muffin. 121 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,720 Speaker 2: And remind me, pooey, what was the What was the 122 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 2: brief that she gave me? 123 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: Um? 124 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 2: It was something cute, maybe a summer dress, yea, or 125 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,120 Speaker 2: something with like frills or something. 126 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 3: Or cardigans thinks she threw Now I think I've got 127 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 3: pretty close cardigan. Yeah, it's again what cardigans. I was 128 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 3: going to argue that I don't know, man, I was 129 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 3: going to argue too broad dressed with frills and all cardigan. Yeah, 130 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 3: And I think I've kind of nailed the brief with two. 131 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 3: You think cardigan or dressed with frills is too broad? 132 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: Yeah, clothes would be broad dress and frills cardigan is 133 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 1: that's very see. 134 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, maybe I've just completely ignored them because I 135 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 2: sounds like you have two very hilarious cat t shirts. 136 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 3: It fits the clothes to. 137 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 1: Mike, Mike, what have you got here for the worst 138 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 1: holiday gift? 139 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 4: So I my then girlfriend who was now my wife. 140 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 4: Early on in the relationship, I was overseas for about 141 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 4: six weeks, and so I thought I'd buy a really 142 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,479 Speaker 4: nice bag. I was in Italy and those street vendors 143 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 4: that have all the knockoff bags were there, and so 144 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,839 Speaker 4: I handed over my twenty mile I think it was 145 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 4: twenty year at the time. And as I did that, 146 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 4: the somebody yelled out cops, and so he bundled up 147 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 4: his stuff. So I just grabbed the nearest bag, thought 148 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 4: it was still pretty good. It was a knockoff, took 149 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 4: it home and she loved it. Fast forward two years 150 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 4: when we got married. I knew her out of her 151 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 4: place and here it was in the bottom of the 152 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:08,719 Speaker 4: wardrobe with other gifts that I had given her as well. 153 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 2: Good Mike, I mean technically the bag was the best 154 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 2: gift to hide the other awful gifts that you had 155 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,800 Speaker 2: given her. So one of them is a good gift givers. 156 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,040 Speaker 3: Sorry, and men just bad gift givers. Well, you're claiming 157 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 3: that what did you a great gift? 158 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:34,040 Speaker 2: It's the most recent gift you got your your beautiful partner, Sam, 159 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,080 Speaker 2: And don't just come up with the best one. I'm 160 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,280 Speaker 2: saying most recent one. And the more you think about it, 161 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 2: the more I'm thinking you've been do you think. 162 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 3: Of the most recent gift that I got it. 163 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 2: That's a good way of being a good gift giver. 164 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,360 Speaker 2: Just don't give gifts. That's what's going on over here. 165 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 3: What's going on. 166 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: I think I brought I think I bought her a 167 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 1: necklace in New York recently. 168 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,080 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, And that went Dan, well, yep, okay, 169 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 2: I's got a Nina here, And she said, it's just 170 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,239 Speaker 2: such a straight bat though, isn't it a necklace? 171 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 3: Necklace? 172 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 2: It's tucking flowers, you know, it's it's just a safe bet, 173 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 2: you know, when you go for it. 174 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, because the nice thing to get. Go for a 175 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 3: comical cat T shirt? 176 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 2: High risk, high reward, Nina, I'm. 177 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 3: Low reward. No, I would say, see, this is the 178 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 3: low reward. 179 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,880 Speaker 1: Whereas if you've got like a piece of jewelry that's 180 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:28,360 Speaker 1: low risk, high reward, like you cannot really losing. 181 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 3: I don't have to live my life on low risk. 182 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 2: And it would you be happy with two like hilarious 183 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 2: cat T shirts? 184 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 6: I would love cat T shirts. My daughter loves cats 185 00:08:37,679 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 6: as well, so she would love it. 186 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I should. 187 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 2: Not a child she is sometimes, Nina, remember that you've 188 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,760 Speaker 2: got a story that you got a story about your friend. 189 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 3: We're talking awful gifts from trips. Where do we go? 190 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 6: My friend booked this holiday of a lifetime. She went 191 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 6: HI with her boyfriend and everything, and she said that 192 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,359 Speaker 6: she got us all these gifts. Who were so excited. 193 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:08,000 Speaker 6: And when she came back, there were exactly five of 194 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 6: us in the group, and she came back with these 195 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 6: little bags. And inside the little bags were the free 196 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,160 Speaker 6: shampoo and conditioners and the tioth brushes from the hotel 197 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 6: that she would just clear every day and they would replace. 198 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 6: And that was our gift. 199 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,920 Speaker 2: That is smart, pretty that I'm inspired by that. That's 200 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 2: actually genius. How don't you live that pace? Your mum 201 00:09:29,040 --> 00:09:29,800 Speaker 2: used to bring you home. 202 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 3: The slippers from the hotel. 203 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:36,839 Speaker 1: Like good news, We've got mugs, guys, for everyone that's 204 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,720 Speaker 1: following that odyssey. 205 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 3: Four mugs have just been dropped off. So that's the 206 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:41,840 Speaker 3: lesson here. 207 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: Complain more on the radio about your personal problems and 208 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,439 Speaker 1: you get things I know all the time in breakfast 209 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: and hey Woodrow Right now, there's a survey of the 210 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: funniest countries in the world. 211 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 3: Oh great, that have just been revealed. Great, are you 212 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 3: happy with the results? I'm surprised, oh, surprised, like the. 213 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: Funniest country in the world for you. 214 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 2: You asked me this earlier and apparently my answer was boring. 215 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 2: So I'm gonna mix it up for you, I think. 216 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 2: So here's the thing, and I'll explain it more. I 217 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,839 Speaker 2: think Russia is the funniest country because I think their 218 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,520 Speaker 2: humor would work because you wouldn't expect it. 219 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,319 Speaker 3: Okay, do you like I imagine you walk through a 220 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:27,480 Speaker 3: Russian street. Yep. If there's any like lightness. 221 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 2: You're just so shocked because you just think it'd be 222 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,079 Speaker 2: so serious. 223 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,720 Speaker 1: If some to gag, you'd be like, that's very funny, 224 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: like if someone went Russia in Russia in the top two, 225 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,439 Speaker 1: in the top twenty. 226 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 3: Okay. 227 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: So they interviewed six thousand people across thirty countries to 228 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,760 Speaker 1: ask them. But the way the questionnaire worked was it 229 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 1: was it was basically it was they were firstly whether 230 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,080 Speaker 1: or not they told a joke, but also how they 231 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,120 Speaker 1: expressed their humor as. 232 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 3: Well, whether they laugh whether they laughed at themselves. Most 233 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 3: noticeably was the way that it was aggregated. 234 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,320 Speaker 1: So with the score of seventy two point three three 235 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: out of a possible one hundred and twelve on the 236 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:07,960 Speaker 1: questionnaire the world's funniest country Chechia. 237 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 3: Chechyer for me, the Czech Republic. Oh yeah, right, yeah. 238 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 2: I used to follow a tennis player from the Czech 239 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 2: Republic called Thomas Budic. 240 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,199 Speaker 3: Not funny. 241 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:20,679 Speaker 1: Well, it was a funny guy that you followed him, 242 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,200 Speaker 1: or know how sad your teenage years. 243 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 2: Were, because I used to body and we were obviously 244 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,080 Speaker 2: being very funny. 245 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,280 Speaker 3: He never found it funny. Really, he never found the 246 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,760 Speaker 3: body each thing funny. 247 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,520 Speaker 2: Think he took us seriously and we're like, mate, we're 248 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 2: not actually fans for just doing this to take the 249 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 2: PiZZ but he never got that really. So that's one 250 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 2: example of someone from the Czech Republic who maybe he's 251 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:43,240 Speaker 2: just an outlier. 252 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:50,800 Speaker 1: Second place, yeah, Portugal, Portugal. Yeah, the Portuguese very funny. Okay, yeah, so. 253 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,160 Speaker 3: I think they're right off. 254 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, well they get it together with The Third place 255 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: was Ireland. 256 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 2: The Irish are very funny people, so every time an 257 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 2: Irish person call the show there, it's very funny. 258 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,280 Speaker 1: Australia came in at seventh. Oh that's harsh, right behind 259 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:06,679 Speaker 1: the Greeks. Pips there. 260 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:10,199 Speaker 2: I think the Greek can be funny doorbus dance classic. 261 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 3: Okay, that's an awesome that's all. Just quickly to raise this. No, 262 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,320 Speaker 3: that's what they hang. You were just saying the first 263 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 3: thing in the couch. 264 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,600 Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying's August is obviously hilarious. 265 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 1: All right, Well, I was going to keep going through 266 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: the list with you, but I've been told that the 267 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 1: kids a bit dicey, So I was getting dicey. It 268 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,679 Speaker 1: feels a bit dicey. You're just saying making it di 269 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: You're making you're making it dicey by going for the 270 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 1: cultural stereotype for that place and laughing at it. 271 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,319 Speaker 3: I can say that now. 272 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:45,360 Speaker 1: So I'm going to do We're not on the phone 273 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: line right over to you, guys. See, if you want to. 274 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 3: Walk the line with us, little bit of walking the line. 275 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,599 Speaker 3: It does feel a little bit on the line, But 276 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,320 Speaker 3: that's what's all about. Mate, What are we doing? So 277 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 3: thirteen six five? You tell us a joke. 278 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 1: I've got the list of the twenty the twentiest funniest 279 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: countries here according to this survey. You cause up, you've 280 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: got to be foreign, by the way, you can't be 281 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,160 Speaker 1: an AUSSI okay, okay, So if you are foreign, you've 282 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,920 Speaker 1: got to course up thirteen one and sixty five, tell 283 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,320 Speaker 1: us a joke and we have to guess where you're 284 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: from based. 285 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:19,360 Speaker 3: On that joke. Nothing else, Just how funny the joke is. 286 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, okay, okay, So just call up and 287 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 2: you've got to be from overseas. So what you're saying, 288 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 2: you've got to be you're from, you're born overseas? 289 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,160 Speaker 3: What just to say you've got at your foreign Okay, 290 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,800 Speaker 3: you're foreign. Okay, let's go into the reads. Mate. I 291 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,720 Speaker 3: told you it's dicey, not getting dicey. 292 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:36,959 Speaker 2: I just want to make sure we get the rules 293 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,960 Speaker 2: from You're not from here, you're coming on. You're telling 294 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,040 Speaker 2: a joke, and then based on that joke, we should 295 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,079 Speaker 2: be able to tell you where you're from. Yes, because 296 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 2: like if it's hilarious, we're going to you're Portuguese, well probably, 297 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,200 Speaker 2: or yeah, or your check yeah yeah right, okay, yea 298 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:50,640 Speaker 2: yeah cool. 299 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: I mean you could be Belgian. They came in at 300 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,520 Speaker 1: the fourth Belgian. What do you know about the Belgians? 301 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 2: Well, I actually I dated a Belgian for for a while. 302 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,280 Speaker 2: She was pretty funny. She was pretty funny. 303 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,920 Speaker 3: You didn't you did never say that. No, she was 304 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 3: really funny, was she. Yeah? Yeah, she had a very 305 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,440 Speaker 3: dry sense of humor. But wouldn't let you break up 306 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 3: with her. I wouldn't say that hilarious. I would. 307 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's go to the calls. 308 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 3: I just didn't expect how many lambines in that spot 309 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 3: count face to say, go for it. All of a sudden, 310 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 3: you're ripping into Greek customs. Okay, thir you're not from here. 311 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 3: Gifts cool, We've got Johann here. 312 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:35,840 Speaker 2: Okay, so, Johann, you're not from here, and you've got 313 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 2: a joke for us. And again, based on the humor 314 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 2: of this joke, we should be able to figure out 315 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 2: where you are from. Hello, Johann, Hey, good eye boys, 316 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 2: just first caller. 317 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,680 Speaker 4: I love your show, I love your boys. 318 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 3: Thanks, I appreciate it. 319 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 4: There's a lot of Chuck Norris jokes. If Chuck Morris 320 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 4: is doing push ups, he's not pushing himself up, He's 321 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 4: pushing the earth. 322 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,800 Speaker 3: Down, don't I'm I don't mind that very good. It's 323 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 3: an old one classic. It is a classic. But where 324 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 3: are you from? Your hang on? Hang on? Well we 325 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,560 Speaker 3: hold the hango, Hank will hold the horses. 326 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 2: Yoh, isn't the whole bit that we should be able 327 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 2: to tell Johann where he's from? 328 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:14,480 Speaker 3: Yes? 329 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 2: Yes, because of the joke. Okay, so don't tell us 330 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 2: where you're from? Yo, you think the joke was I 331 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 2: thought it wasn't bad. 332 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 3: What did you think? 333 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,800 Speaker 2: I thought it was right in the middle. So who's 334 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,040 Speaker 2: the class they gave the top twenty? 335 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,560 Speaker 3: It's a classic. Did they give the top twenty? 336 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 2: Yeah? 337 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 3: You thought it was right? What was middle? Hungry? Johan? 338 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 3: We think you're hungarian? Boys? Are you from where you're from? Johan? 339 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 7: I'm from South Africa? 340 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 3: Ah? 341 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 2: Where south Africa on the list? Where is you didn't 342 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 2: make the top? Hard bit of tim? No, I spend 343 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 2: a time? Very funny, really yeah, really funny? 344 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:50,800 Speaker 3: Yeah? 345 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,880 Speaker 2: How would you say that people from South Africa are funny? 346 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 347 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 3: Do you remember the call we got about the gold 348 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 3: price for you? 349 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 2: The call we got the back the guy get the 350 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 2: migraines every time that he would that's the funniest call 351 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 2: we've ever received from this I can I believe that 352 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 2: on the top Yeah? 353 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 3: No, they didn't make the talk. 354 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 1: Oh no nineteenth? Oh sorry, so swill there you go? 355 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: Come on man and it's called thirteen one and six five, 356 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 1: and he tell us a joke. 357 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 3: We tell you where you're from based on how funny 358 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 3: the joke is. I've got the twenties funniest countries in 359 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 3: the world in front of me. 360 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 2: Go for it. 361 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,800 Speaker 7: Awesome, Okay, So this joke I actually used it on 362 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 7: Hinge okay, because I was very concerned about my humor. 363 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 7: So I the joke is, why did the fourign girl 364 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,960 Speaker 7: get kicked out of the Aussie barbecue? 365 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 5: Uh? 366 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 3: Didn't the barbie sausages? He is surely not bringing a plate? 367 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 2: Or when she said when the dress code was was thongs, 368 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 2: she rocked up in a thong and what's the past. 369 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 7: So the answer is because when they say bring a thong, 370 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 7: she showed up in. 371 00:16:54,760 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 2: A Sorry and I'm sorry, I really, I know I've 372 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 2: ruined your joke there. But obviously, given given, I mean, 373 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,520 Speaker 2: ilways think it's pretty good. Given that I suggested that, 374 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,600 Speaker 2: I'm going to say she's in the top five top 375 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 2: So for. 376 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 3: Me, it's fourth. Who's fourth Belgium? Are you daily Belgium? Before? Yes? 377 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 2: And I said she was quite funny, pretty funny, Yeah, 378 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:17,879 Speaker 2: really funny. 379 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,840 Speaker 3: Anna. We think you're from Belgium. 380 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,200 Speaker 7: Well, unfortunately, no, I'm from Brazil. 381 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:31,320 Speaker 3: Oh Brazil on the list? Woulds I have been to 382 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:33,320 Speaker 3: Brazil on the list? I don't think as much substance 383 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 3: of this game is there probably no to Oka getting 384 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,360 Speaker 3: some good jokes, getting great jokes, good gear. Oka, I'm trying. 385 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,880 Speaker 2: When I was here Brazil, I I don't feel. 386 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,879 Speaker 3: Like they found me funny. Definitely not. 387 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,240 Speaker 2: We spent nine hours in a buffet on Christmas Day 388 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 2: in Brazil. 389 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 3: Were you masquraded as powder finger? 390 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:52,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? 391 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 3: And they didn't find that funny. Oka's cool thirty and 392 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,440 Speaker 3: one of six five high Oka Oka. 393 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, oga ogre Sorry, Olga old. 394 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,600 Speaker 3: Old like Olga Clinko, the actress. 395 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 6: I didn't even know you were talking to me. 396 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 3: Sorry, Olga, thank you. Olga was called Oka gee with 397 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,320 Speaker 3: these producers. 398 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know listen obviously older now that 399 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 2: we're talking to you, all right, what's your joke? 400 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:30,199 Speaker 4: Okay, what's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? 401 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 3: Sorry? 402 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 2: What what's a and a hormone? 403 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,800 Speaker 6: Difference between a ornaman and hormone? 404 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,320 Speaker 3: And okay, so there's there's a naughty joke which is 405 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,920 Speaker 3: going to my mind. I don't know what is it. 406 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 3: You can make a ornament, but you can't brilliant. Good 407 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 3: on you, Olga? Where are you from? Olga number one? 408 00:19:02,359 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 3: Where are you from? You were king from the day? 409 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,800 Speaker 3: What's excuse me? 410 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,400 Speaker 8: It will and you having to drive Olga your damn 411 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 8: prize back to you. 412 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,080 Speaker 3: Ron Lewis is in the studio. 413 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,880 Speaker 1: She's back after a popular demand. 414 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 3: Are you comfortable with Ron being back in the studio? 415 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,240 Speaker 3: About it? Last time? 416 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 9: There were some attacks, Yeah, and you just seemed to 417 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 9: cocky and I thought, you know what, I'm going to 418 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 9: tear this young man down, and I did. 419 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,280 Speaker 3: I saw blood. 420 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 5: I left. 421 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 9: I thought I'm never going to be asked to come back. 422 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 9: And look at me here be high and mighty, and 423 00:19:59,119 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 9: you're still wounded. 424 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 5: I can tell I'm hurt. 425 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,359 Speaker 3: Yeah. I loved it in Australia. 426 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,160 Speaker 2: Loved it very really happens in the studio and my god, 427 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 2: did she destroyed? 428 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 3: Did a comedy show? 429 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 8: Probably? 430 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,840 Speaker 3: I won't say it. 431 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:19,080 Speaker 2: Between attention between you, Bronze coming here really nice to you. 432 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:23,040 Speaker 5: Well, I just heard you hate women, so all the 433 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 5: crime women out there saying it, it's. 434 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,000 Speaker 3: Just beautiful, beautiful. 435 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,359 Speaker 9: I do remember you wearing a child's T shirt and 436 00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:37,000 Speaker 9: today you're wearing jumps. 437 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:37,280 Speaker 10: Good. 438 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:47,680 Speaker 3: Isn't it like separate days? Dressed like a little kid. 439 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay, that's fine. 440 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,879 Speaker 9: You look sensitive a little boy before he brought him along, 441 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 9: and he's really lovely. 442 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,120 Speaker 3: We just bonded. 443 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 5: It's nice. Yeah, he showed you a few of his flips. 444 00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,359 Speaker 5: You showed him none. 445 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 2: Of yours him selfish even I agree, he was just 446 00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 2: performing for you to give. 447 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 3: Him a little bit of kids just go for it, 448 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,480 Speaker 3: and you're like, that's great. You know what real hard 449 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 3: to kind of get. 450 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 9: Around heartbreakings when you watch a kid do something and 451 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,920 Speaker 9: no one, no one's cared, Like when they do a flip. 452 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,120 Speaker 5: Like a or a high kids. 453 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 3: Did you see that? 454 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 9: Yeah, and you say that dad, mum, mum, mum, and 455 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 9: then and then you look. It would seem more heartbreaking 456 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,360 Speaker 9: is when you look and it's just bad. Want to 457 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,200 Speaker 9: be honest with Yeah, he's my third so I've got 458 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,679 Speaker 9: no niceness left. So when he does it, when he 459 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,920 Speaker 9: does a kick, well you'll notice I didn't even look 460 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 9: at him. 461 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 3: I was busy what he was going to get for 462 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 3: his birthday. 463 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 5: Listen. But it's all good. You're not buying that. I'm 464 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,719 Speaker 5: not gonna buy him a ladder, not gonna buy him. 465 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that about? Do you know what I 466 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,040 Speaker 3: had that explained to me? 467 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,760 Speaker 2: So he wants multiple cars for his birthday and he 468 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 2: wants a massive pool. 469 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 3: And a slide with a ladder so he can get. 470 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,639 Speaker 5: Okay, that makes me. 471 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,679 Speaker 3: Very well. Ye had a great chat. 472 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,640 Speaker 5: Also, he's used to speaking to babies. 473 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 1: So, hey, I was actually reading about you the other day. 474 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,399 Speaker 1: Was I was at ari that that was asking you 475 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 1: why you and his dad never got married? 476 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 5: Yeah? 477 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,720 Speaker 9: No, no, no, sorry, it was would have been my first, 478 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,720 Speaker 9: my first she's a girl, and they just wanted I've 479 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 9: got my first two, both girls, and they for a 480 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 9: long time just really wanted a wedding because every single 481 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 9: Disney movie is like the bride looks incredible. And they 482 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,120 Speaker 9: were like, where's your photo of that month? And I said, 483 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 9: how do you? 484 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,480 Speaker 5: I said, I don't have one. 485 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,240 Speaker 9: I don't have We just didn't do it, and then 486 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 9: they assumed it's because their dad never asked me. 487 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,719 Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, mate, he's begged. I just basically begged, 488 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 5: and I've said no, I don't think you're the one. Mate. 489 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:51,520 Speaker 9: Anyway, He's still around. You just never know, you just nefinitely. 490 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 9: You shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket. My 491 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,679 Speaker 9: mom said that she went through two husbands looking for 492 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 9: a third. 493 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:59,560 Speaker 5: Good honor. I say that all the time. Good on 494 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,720 Speaker 5: your mom. I'm looking from a. 495 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 3: New dad too, that we can hunt together. We can 496 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:05,840 Speaker 3: hunt together. Here we go the Litwest Girls at it 497 00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 3: again about it's really strange. 498 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 9: You will know that she's my mum because all she'll 499 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,840 Speaker 9: be saying is, this is my daughter, this is my daughter. 500 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 5: Have you ever watched Netflix? Can I say I've never 501 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 5: been on Netflix. 502 00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,880 Speaker 9: I will never once been on Netflix. And she will 503 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,080 Speaker 9: go to the bank and she will say, hello, Yes, 504 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,119 Speaker 9: my name is Helen, and this is my back, and 505 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,679 Speaker 9: have you watched my daughter on Netflix? And they're like, 506 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 9: what are you okay? And they're like googling me. They're like, 507 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 9: I don't know if she be not. 508 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,480 Speaker 5: No, I've never been on bloody Netflix. 509 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 1: Manifesting certain ages, there's one proper noun they can use 510 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,960 Speaker 1: for a collective of things. 511 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,520 Speaker 3: My mom says, calls for every supermarket. Okay, it's different. 512 00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 1: Everything, Yes, every Singleflix on TV is She's on Netflix 513 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: at the Netflix right, that's true. 514 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 3: Right, they just go like top shelf, this applies to 515 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:08,600 Speaker 3: all of them. 516 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,520 Speaker 9: I guess that would be also like deadbeat Man applies 517 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 9: to all of them. And that's why we've gone through 518 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 9: so many you know. 519 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:20,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I would love. 520 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,120 Speaker 10: To go. 521 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:27,520 Speaker 1: Every day for alrighty to help us give weather trip 522 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 1: to l A is bron Lewis, who was in the studio. 523 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: Hello, it's actually it's a lovely feeling that will and 524 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,480 Speaker 2: get every day we get to call. 525 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 3: Someone and tell them they're going to l A and 526 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 3: we've done nothing. Yeah, yeah, but you guys never do yeah, 527 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,440 Speaker 3: play the role. We don't do anything they. 528 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, So we just thought we'd share that a little bit. 529 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 2: So we want you to be the person to tell 530 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,639 Speaker 2: them they're going to l A. Slight tweak on it though, yeah, 531 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 2: because you're an improv queen. 532 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 3: You're just saying that before the song there say that. 533 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 2: We thought we're not going to say who you're going 534 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 2: to be next, but because of their trips to l A, 535 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,639 Speaker 2: we're going to tell this person that we've got a 536 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 2: very famous LA celebrity. 537 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:17,359 Speaker 5: Oh do you know what accents are? Right up my alley? 538 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 3: Oh? Really? 539 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 2: Okay, all of them, all, all all of nothing off limits, 540 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 2: nothing careful, nothing. 541 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,920 Speaker 3: Not on the stage. Here we're getting from Wales. Nailed it. 542 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 2: We've got a specific celebrity. You're only going to find 543 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 2: out who that celebrity is. 544 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 3: When we throw to you. Okay, yeah, time, no prep time. 545 00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 3: So we'll talk to them first. 546 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,080 Speaker 5: Do they and do they actually think? 547 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 3: They probably will think that you are that person. 548 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,679 Speaker 5: Good and they but at the end of it they 549 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,000 Speaker 5: will know it will be great. 550 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,639 Speaker 3: Okay, So you'll also tell them. 551 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 5: Okay, you're going to l a. 552 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 3: You get to say that, I get to say that. 553 00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,119 Speaker 5: That's great. 554 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 1: For great. 555 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:08,720 Speaker 6: Hello. 556 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 3: Hey is that Danielle speaking? 557 00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:11,359 Speaker 6: Yes? 558 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:11,760 Speaker 2: It is. 559 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 3: Hey. How are you going? 560 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,160 Speaker 4: I'm good? 561 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 2: How are you? 562 00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 3: I'm great? I'm great. 563 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 2: What are you up to at work? 564 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 3: Just at work on a break? 565 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,200 Speaker 6: I'm sort of I'm a therapist, so I'm just writing notes. Yeah, 566 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,199 Speaker 6: it's just the radio. 567 00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 3: It could be the radio. It could be the radio. 568 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,919 Speaker 3: Do you know who you're talking to specifically? Right now? 569 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: The Gordy. 570 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 3: There you go was a hit of the year ago. 571 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,200 Speaker 3: There I thought I had a more familiar voice. Now 572 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:45,400 Speaker 3: I believe you've registered for a competition recently, I have, Yes, 573 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 3: what competition is that? 574 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,760 Speaker 7: La Trip a day. 575 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,439 Speaker 3: Okay, so you're really wanting to go to La. 576 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 6: That's really really bad. 577 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,680 Speaker 8: I would do what you think you do anything. 578 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:55,000 Speaker 3: Okay. 579 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 2: Well, I'm not the one to be telling you this 580 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:04,479 Speaker 2: because you're you're very lucky. Today we actually have a 581 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,360 Speaker 2: little bit of time with a big l a celebrity 582 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 2: who is currently on hold. 583 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 3: Would you like to talk to them? I'm here, and 584 00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 3: I don't know. 585 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,280 Speaker 2: I don't know if you were a fan of the 586 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 2: Nanny when you're growing growing up. But we've got friend dresser. 587 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,640 Speaker 2: Oh my god, look I'm gonna I'm gonna connect you now. 588 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,240 Speaker 3: Uh. And and friend's got something to tell you, my. 589 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 8: Friend. 590 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,000 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I used to love your show. 591 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 11: Oh you stop it. Okay, I've got some great news 592 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 11: for you. Oh you baby are. 593 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:50,720 Speaker 9: Going so well. 594 00:27:50,800 --> 00:28:04,240 Speaker 3: Way I'm serious. Tell her about l a friend. 595 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,840 Speaker 11: Oh you're gonna love it over here, you oh we are. 596 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,160 Speaker 5: Our accidents change all the time. 597 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 11: And you've got trees, you've got sunshine, you've got celebrities, 598 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,800 Speaker 11: you got whatever you want. 599 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 6: Gool my whole year and it's not even. 600 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 3: It's so nice. 601 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,120 Speaker 2: Daniello will let the trick your friend. 602 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:32,880 Speaker 10: Been great. 603 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,320 Speaker 1: Friend can't stick around unfortunately. Yeah, it sounds a lot 604 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,360 Speaker 1: like she was from sort of Jersey, didn't. 605 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,760 Speaker 3: All over the place, all over the place. Maybe she's 606 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 3: moved over to the West Coast potentially, haven't heard from 607 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:45,880 Speaker 3: her for a while. 608 00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 5: Well, women can do anything. 609 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 2: Still here, you're taking Daniell and you're taking l. 610 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 6: A my boyfriend. 611 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, really that sounds great, Danielle. Have a great time. 612 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:08,800 Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. Man. Worries, No worries at all. 613 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: From theme parks to sports as many ways to play 614 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 1: in l A and beyond in California. Bron Lewis, thanks 615 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: for coming in. 616 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,080 Speaker 6: Thank god. 617 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 3: I think you're ready for your improv gig tonight. Brian. 618 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 3: That was good. 619 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,400 Speaker 2: So Sidney Sweening absolutely copying it online. I'm only really 620 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,440 Speaker 2: getting across this today. I missed it online. But if 621 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 2: you're not across. 622 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 3: It effectively, just watched the ad in the studio before 623 00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 3: I did. That's the first time I've watched the ad. 624 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,080 Speaker 2: She's done this ad for American Eagle Jeans. 625 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 3: Okay, and within the. 626 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 2: Ad, the whole ad is kind of predicated on this 627 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 2: pun between jeans that you wear and jeans that you 628 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 2: get from genetics. Genetics right, and they're kind of playing 629 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 2: on that. Sydney s when he says this line. 630 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 9: Jeans are passed done from parents to offspring, often determining 631 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,800 Speaker 9: treats like her color, personality, and even eye color. 632 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,120 Speaker 2: And then she's also wearing jeans. We get a bit 633 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,480 Speaker 2: brilliant from American eagle jeans. I don't know how many 634 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 2: people came up with that idea, but like, guys, let's 635 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 2: do a pun and get. 636 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 3: In jeans for Jean's Day. That was also the bit 637 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 3: it's been done. It's being done. Handing your dollar coin, 638 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 3: we've done. It's a great day, we've done it. 639 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 2: Anyway, people are just giving her to Sydney Spening effectively 640 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 2: calling her racist because Nati's been through because by her 641 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 2: saying that, people are taking as oh what so you 642 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 2: think white blonde hair, blue eyes is attractive? So that's 643 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 2: a very that's an awful way of looking at the world, 644 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 2: et cetera. Anyway, that's all heating up, and then Donald 645 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 2: Trump is across this as well. He finds out that 646 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 2: she's Republican, which is obviously his party. 647 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,080 Speaker 3: Or someone found out she registered as a Republican. 648 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 2: Okay, and he's across this and then all of a sudden, 649 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,200 Speaker 2: Donald Trump's like, all right, well, I'm all for Sydney Sweeney, 650 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,760 Speaker 2: and he makes this statement. 651 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 10: If Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican, I think her 652 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 10: head is fantastic. 653 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 2: So he's getting ready. He even did a tweet. We've 654 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 2: added his voice to the twigts. It's just so much 655 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 2: funnier hearing him say. 656 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,760 Speaker 3: But this is the tweet he did about it as well. 657 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:28,760 Speaker 10: Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest ad out there. 658 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 10: It's for American Eagle and the jeans are flying off 659 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 10: the shelves. Go get them, Sydney. On the other side 660 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 10: of the Ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke 661 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,560 Speaker 10: advertisement that is a disaster. The CEO just resigned, the 662 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 10: company is in turmoil. 663 00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 3: President of the United States there, Donald Trump. 664 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 2: So that's a perfect example of, you know, the situations 665 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 2: will when he's obviously doing that to defend and get 666 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,600 Speaker 2: around Sidney Sweeney and try and help her. 667 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,840 Speaker 3: But I imagine for Sydney's she's like. 668 00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 2: You've just made this so much worse for me by 669 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:06,320 Speaker 2: you now publicly defending me. I'm now going to bring 670 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,240 Speaker 2: on more hate and It reminded me will of a 671 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 2: time many many years ago. 672 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 3: It was at least nine or eight years ago. We 673 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,400 Speaker 3: were doing a breakfast radio show. 674 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 2: In Perth and you were, or you and I were 675 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,080 Speaker 2: pulled into a room rather sternly to get some pretty 676 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,960 Speaker 2: some pretty robust feedback. And the feedback was around the 677 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,360 Speaker 2: fact that we were partying too hard on the weekends. 678 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,640 Speaker 2: I do remember that, and the main, the main contention 679 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 2: they were making was that our shows from Monday to 680 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 2: Wednesday were absolutely horrific because clearly we were still recovering 681 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 2: from these massive weekends we were having. And I recall 682 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 2: that the Big Boss was going really hard at you 683 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 2: because yeah, big boy, Big Tree fall hard. You just 684 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,120 Speaker 2: didn't handle the hangovers very well, so you really did 685 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,120 Speaker 2: sound awful for the first couple of days of the week. Anyway, 686 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,640 Speaker 2: this was on a Monday morning when we were receiving feedback, 687 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 2: and I will never forget that, because you were copying 688 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 2: it so much. 689 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,640 Speaker 3: I went to go and defend you. 690 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:11,760 Speaker 2: Right and in my efforts to defend you, I actually 691 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 2: started crying because I was getting emotional about the fact 692 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,200 Speaker 2: that you were getting attacked so much. And I'll never 693 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 2: forget you looking at me being like mate, you're making 694 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 2: it worse. 695 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,760 Speaker 3: Please stop defending me. I feel like I've been Trump 696 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,719 Speaker 3: in this scenario.