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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad The Ten

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Speaker 1: Calls of Christmas on Will and Woo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so these are the best ten calls of the year.

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Speaker 2: Counting down to the big day came down of the

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Speaker 2: ten best calls of Christmas, A lot of these are

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Speaker 2: better surprise for us, Woods, we haven't known which call

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Speaker 2: is going to come.

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Speaker 3: We're in the tally and it's been exciting.

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Speaker 2: For us every day. We do know which one this

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Speaker 2: one is. It's a unlucky not to be number one

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Speaker 2: for mine.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't agree more.

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Speaker 2: I know he said that about every call, but I

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Speaker 2: genuinely think that about this call.

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Speaker 4: And we're not just saying that because they are sitting

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Speaker 4: about a meter away from it.

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Speaker 5: That's don't speak yet a mystery person. Yes, because I

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Speaker 5: will throw to the reason. You are the fourth best

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Speaker 5: call of the year.

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Speaker 6: The fourth core of Christmas on Will and Wooney. It's

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Speaker 6: preteris smashing oysters and a party.

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Speaker 3: We're talking. You got some food, shame mate, you want

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Speaker 3: to share it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 7: I had eight dozen oysters in one sitting at a

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Speaker 7: Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't, Yes, it doesn't. That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 8: I was a bit embarrassed to tell anybody.

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Speaker 9: And it's been a long time, but you know, I.

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Speaker 10: Heard how long ago was this?

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Speaker 11: How long ago it was when my husband worked for

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Speaker 11: a put on as it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Even your Christmas buddy.

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Speaker 12: You just got in there.

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Speaker 13: I got in there and wives were invited, and I

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Speaker 13: just ate eight dozen oysters. But on top of that,

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Speaker 13: he gave me six dozens of take home.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the one and only Peter is in the studio now,

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Speaker 2: welcome Peter.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, guys, it's so.

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Speaker 2: Great to have you here. Peter, it's you are you

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Speaker 2: have so lovely. You rocked up with two gifts for

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Speaker 2: for woods.

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Speaker 3: And I for our little babies, which is very kind

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Speaker 3: of you. Thank you.

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Speaker 14: You're welcome. I think beautiful. I have seen them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, And I.

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Speaker 2: Think you said that there was only fitting given that

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Speaker 2: we're giving you some oysters today.

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Speaker 14: Exactly swaps for swaps.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 4: I haven't exactly heard all the details though, of the

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Speaker 4: oysters we're going to be providing you. But before we

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Speaker 4: get into that, Peter, so you walked away from that

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Speaker 4: party with another six dozen oysters.

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Speaker 5: Correct, surely they went in.

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Speaker 4: The bin, though, because after ninety six oysters, you can't

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Speaker 4: have any more.

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Speaker 14: No, they were consumed for breakfast the next morning, so.

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Speaker 5: It's ninety six. The night before then you had six dozen,

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Speaker 5: the morning ninety two.

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Speaker 3: So one hundred and sixty four.

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Speaker 4: You've done one hundred and sixty four over two meals, So.

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Speaker 14: Twelve hours roughly.

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Speaker 5: Your extraordinary vennant.

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Speaker 3: You're extraordinary one hundred and sixty eight.

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Speaker 2: I should say, no, well, I say ninety sixty, one

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Speaker 2: hundred sixty eight, Yeah, one.

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Speaker 5: Hundred and sixty eight in twelve hours.

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Speaker 4: Now, Peter, there is a very specific reason why we

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Speaker 4: have brought you back in here today.

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Speaker 14: I'm cringing, and I don't cringe.

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Speaker 4: You should be full of pride, my lady, because we're

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Speaker 4: going to go to a song right now. But right

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Speaker 4: up next, we're going to reveal the oyster challenge that

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Speaker 4: we would like you to take on.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you can.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I.

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Speaker 14: Love my oysters.

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Speaker 15: Watching.

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Speaker 3: We've got more with Peter. Right up next to Will whatdiot?

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Speaker 5: The fourth core.

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Speaker 6: Of Christmas and Will and money, it's preenis fashion oysters

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Speaker 6: at a party.

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Speaker 3: We're talking. You got some food, shame mate? You want

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Speaker 3: to share it?

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, I had a dozen oysters in one shooting

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Speaker 7: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't, Yes, it doesn't. That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 8: I was a bit embarrassed to tell anybody.

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Speaker 9: And it's been a long time, but you know, I heard.

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Speaker 3: How long ago was this?

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Speaker 11: How long ago it was when my husband worked for a.

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Speaker 3: Put It wasn't even your Christmas buddy.

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Speaker 13: You just got in there, in there and wives were invited,

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Speaker 13: and I just ate eight dozen oysters.

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Speaker 16: But on top of that, he gave me six dozens

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Speaker 16: of take home, which.

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Speaker 2: We're just learning were polished off for breakfast the next morning.

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Speaker 3: The Great Peter's back in the studio now, Peter, welcome

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Speaker 3: back to William Woody. So much, so great to have.

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Speaker 5: You here, honor. It's an honor it is sitting in

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Speaker 5: your presence, Peter.

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Speaker 2: Now, before we give you the challenge that we're going

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Speaker 2: to give you, we were talking outside about oysters and

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Speaker 2: you had a story that you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I have another oyster related story. Yeah, when you're

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Speaker 1: in the country, you refer to polls, testicles as oysters.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And I was at Adelaide show and had been to

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Speaker 1: the members, had five glasses of port and walked up

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Speaker 14: And there was one big bull.

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Speaker 1: He would have been a thousand kilos. And I picked

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Speaker 1: up the pamphlet next to him, and it said the

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Speaker 1: description of how you judge a bull for the judges,

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Speaker 1: and under the heading testicles it had long, thin neck,

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Speaker 1: soft and silky and one hundred and twenty centimeters or

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Speaker 1: somewhere that that might be a bit wrong. I can't

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Speaker 1: really remember that, but anyway, I laid down underneath the

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Speaker 1: bull and proceeded to put his balls over my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Why is standing there and they wouldn't fit.

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Speaker 14: I'm sorry, you might want to censor that.

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Speaker 4: Liners conven that is the most extraordinary story. Just what

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Speaker 4: I thought you good in top eating ninety six oysters

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Speaker 4: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 5: You tell us that story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I know the ball.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you do, every inch of that ball.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Now there's so many follow up questions there, but I

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Speaker 4: think we should ask those follow up questions off their

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Speaker 4: Let's get to the challenge we want to set you,

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Speaker 4: because both Will and I think given that your eight

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Speaker 4: ninety six oysters in one sitting.

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Speaker 5: It's just for us. It's just such a shame that

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Speaker 5: you didn't get to the hundred. You know you were

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Speaker 4: You're so close, but you're not quite to one hundred

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Speaker 14: Would you agree totally? And I'm up for any challenge

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Speaker 14: with oysters?

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Speaker 3: Of course you are.

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Speaker 5: You're the right woman for the job.

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Speaker 4: So today where you have gone out this morning and

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Speaker 4: where you have bought a hundred oh my god, the

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Speaker 4: vicious oysters? And we want to see if between now

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Speaker 4: and the end of the show. So you've got till

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Speaker 4: six pm? Can you get through one hundred oysters?

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Speaker 14: Can I start now?

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Speaker 5: I don't know how many have gone funny?

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Speaker 4: Then you've got a dozen in a bang.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's one. Wow. There's two.

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Speaker 17: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's three. Wow. I come, where's four? Wow? There's five.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to leave the whole two hours. There's seven.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's eight. Oh no, she's up. She's

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Speaker 2: she's not a left hand. She's gonna be going fast.

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Speaker 3: That's ten. That's eleven. She's done a dozen. She's done

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Speaker 15: God, she's not.

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Speaker 5: That's a dozen. You just did a dozen in fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 3: That's eleven.

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is going to be a walk in the bar.

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Speaker 3: We'll take it with eighty eight to I don't think.

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Speaker 14: Rang on the next one.

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Speaker 2: If we came down to ten calls of Christmas. Call

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Speaker 2: um before as a woman called Peter who ate ninety six

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Speaker 2: oysters at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: We had her in here five minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: We gave her the challenge, woulds could she eat one

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Speaker 2: hundred oysters during the course of the show. Yes, And

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Speaker 2: we put a dozen in front of her just to

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Speaker 3: And as you said, you were like, look, have a couple.

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Speaker 2: It's just for the sound of it, just for a

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Speaker 3: Well, before we blink, she'd done a dozen. Wow.

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Speaker 13: There's one.

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Speaker 3: Wow. There's two.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's three. Wow. I come, were's four.

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Speaker 3: We're not going to leave the whole two hours. There's seven.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's eight.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, she's up. She's she's not a left hand.

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Speaker 2: She could have been going fast.

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Speaker 3: That's ten. That's eleven. She's done a dozen. She's done

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Speaker 3: a dozen. Extrawdinary.

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Speaker 5: I've just seen Peter. I can see Peter.

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Speaker 4: She is waving at the producers because she's just punched

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Speaker 4: two more dozen.

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Speaker 3: She's thirty six down. She's thirty six down.

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Speaker 5: She's getting angry.

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Speaker 3: She's round in the bed, and we'll take you another

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Speaker 3: We're taking another two dozen to her right now.

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Speaker 2: If you want to watch this, it's Will and Woody Instagram,

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody Facebook. Another two dozen on the way

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Speaker 2: out to her. Next time we check in, she'll be

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Speaker 2: at sixty.

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Speaker 5: This is slow down, Peter.

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Speaker 3: She already up went through. By the time we get

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Speaker 3: to the next song, she'll be at sixty. To stay

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Speaker 3: with it, I'll take with you more about a lot

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Speaker 3: of Next it's well.

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Speaker 15: Home.

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Speaker 5: What's that? Yes, right up next with I've got a

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Speaker 5: good hook, my friend, you're.

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Speaker 4: Going to reveal the person that your partner is most

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Speaker 4: likely going to have an affair with.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, that's right up the next shift.

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Speaker 5: Unless Peter gets to one hundred, then what has crossed her?

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Speaker 2: Absolute scenes Willhelmwoody Instagram and Facebook. Peter making her way

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Speaker 2: through a hundred oysters throughout the show. But we're not

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Speaker 2: going to get through fifteen minutes without her doing the

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Speaker 2: ton If you want to know why we've set her

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Speaker 2: a challenge, she was our fourth call of Christmas when

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Speaker 2: she told us this story core.

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Speaker 6: Of Christmas and will and woon, it's pretis mushing oysters

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Speaker 6: at a party.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, we're talking. What's you got some food? Shame mate?

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Speaker 3: You want to share it?

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Speaker 7: Yes, sir, I had eight dozen oysters in one sitting

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Speaker 7: at a Christmas party.

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Speaker 3: I doesn't, it doesn't. That's ninety six oysters.

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Speaker 3: Put on a christ It wasn't even your Christmas body.

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Speaker 13: You just got in there, cut in there, and wives

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Speaker 9: And I just ate eight dozen oysters.

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Speaker 16: But on top of that, he gave me six dozens

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Speaker 4: And we said, can you do one hundred before six pm?

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Speaker 4: Now we're crossing down to Peter.

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Speaker 14: Can you hear me, Peter, I've got your boys, I've

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Speaker 4: How I can see you, and I have just had

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Speaker 5: Through these oysters. How many have you had so far?

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Speaker 14: Sixty? No, no, no, at plus twenty four?

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Speaker 5: Eighty four you've done eighty four.

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Speaker 14: I've only got twenty four left.

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Speaker 4: Okay, done, You've done seventy six oysters in I reckon

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Speaker 5: Are you struggling at all? Are you feeling sick?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: Bring them on?

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Speaker 14: Box is nearly empty, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, so, just so you know, Captain per Pants was

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Speaker 14: He and a dozen left?

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Speaker 3: I think we only got a dozen left.

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Speaker 5: While you were talking, then she just punched six more.

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Speaker 4: I can see her your sentence there led to six

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Speaker 2: You can see this Instagram and Facebook, Will and Moody.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Let's I think we're just there

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Speaker 4: I agree, Peter, bring the final twelve, slow down, Peter.

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Speaker 5: The prestige. Let's go to a song. Let's bring the final.

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Speaker 2: Six, bring in and we'll do it. Probably the cricket side,

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Steve Smith made a hundred today.

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Speaker 2: Who cares? There's only one hundred you need to worry about.

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Speaker 2: And that's Peter ding one hundred oisters in ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to my Christmas presents, but I don't

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Speaker 5: The ten Calls of Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Will call four of the ten calls of Christmas a

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Speaker 3: Peter is in the studio now, Peter welcome back.

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Speaker 15: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh we're just that's all right mate? Can you kick

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Speaker 3: go again for me? Mate? It's great to have you back, Peter.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I've just enjoyed seven dozen oysters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so before so before we get into this, we

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Speaker 3: And now look behind you, Peter is a whiteboard.

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Speaker 2: If you look at the whiteboard, it says down the

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Speaker 3: So we expected it would take you close to two

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Speaker 14: Oh Cay, you should have told me you want me

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Speaker 4: And honestly, I think I think the reason it's taken

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Speaker 3: Wasn't he just gorgeously.

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Speaker 14: He's just got a beautiful face, he.

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Speaker 5: Does beautiful man. But that's the main That was the

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Speaker 14: But you haven't quite got to the hundred? Have you

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 5: This is it the hundred?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 5: Once you get to one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, if the dozen, you have a dozen in front

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Speaker 2: Oh he's just wait a second, No mate.

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Speaker 5: No, no, there's one hundred. We've got a hundred and

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Speaker 2: I think you might even take you to one hundred

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Speaker 3: Obviously, I've done you.

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Speaker 5: Guys justice, just quietly. The team was hoping to have

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Speaker 3: But you have done this so easily now, Peter.

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Speaker 2: One of the things we spoke about before was that

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Speaker 1: Not one of them worked for me, and yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Reaching a lot old age than what I was when

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Speaker 1: I originally did the eight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how were we when you did the original?

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Speaker 14: I would have been thirty?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, because hello, I don't want to tell the age now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's okay, that's right.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't be a day past forty, would you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: I love you.

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Speaker 5: Afridis might be working.

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Speaker 3: Alrighty, Peter, We've got a dozen or is left.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Instagram and Facebook on willl and Woody if you

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Speaker 2: want to see this, you can talk to me, mate.

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 14: I was just going to say, I have another oyster story.

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Speaker 3: Oh you've got another oyster story.

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Speaker 5: Oh hit us, Hit us with your other oyster story. Please?

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Speaker 14: No, maybe not?

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Speaker 2: Oh really, you've just about the ball About the bulls testicles,

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Speaker 1: No, just the ones that I now cut out of

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Speaker 14: Well I don't eat them, but but I do eat sweetbreads.

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Speaker 1: That people get confused and think sweetbreads are testicles out

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Speaker 4: Yeah, crusher, Just for people who don't know, by the way,

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Speaker 5: She doesn't just go to random paddocks and chop.

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Speaker 3: Bulls balls off.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is what you do for work, and bull's

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Speaker 3: Now Peter, which is Peter, if I can bring you

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you do this, you will have eaten one

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Speaker 3: We are loving it. Instagram and Facebook if you want

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Speaker 14: I certainly am.

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Speaker 3: when you're ready the final dozen?

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Speaker 1: Just would like to say thank you guys for this

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Speaker 3: Pleasure. Can you get drunk of voids?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: There she goes two, she's on three. Wow.

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Speaker 5: Four, It is easy. Five, it's easy.

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Speaker 2: Six, God, here we go, double, coming up? Seven, eight,

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Speaker 2: that's nine, she's got three to go. She puts down

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Speaker 3: Eleven.

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Speaker 15: Merry Christman, how does it feel?

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Speaker 14: Oystreet?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, thanks for a little poo bum out there.

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Speaker 5: She's just got an executive producer pooh Bum. He's nicknames

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Speaker 15: But whatever, You're a champion Peter Peter.

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Speaker 3: Oysters, one hundred and eight Oysters.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, you're going to the Will and Woody Hall of Famer.

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Speaker 3: And you've done that about fifteen minutes. Think you go

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Speaker 5: To be honest, it's Dylan Oldcott's listening. He needs to

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Speaker 5: come in here. Hand in his Australian of the Year award.

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Speaker 2: Base Will would if you want to see his old Peter,

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Speaker 2: thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 3: It was amazing. It was amazing. You hijacked the show

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Speaker 3: in the last forty five minutes. We wouldn't have stopped

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Speaker 3: it for anyone else. That was phenomenal.

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Speaker 14: This is the.

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Speaker 3: Will and Woody Podcast. I'm sugar.

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Speaker 2: That was I'm one of the most astounding jos say

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Speaker 2: in your life. Judith, Judith Peter, I'm out of words.

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Speaker 3: It's all we've been talking about in the.

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Speaker 5: Song if I just joined us. The woman called Peter

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Speaker 4: Earlier in the year, she did ninety six oysters at

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Speaker 4: a Christmas party at her husband's work Christmas party, which

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Speaker 4: him in ten minutes. It was unbelievable. Go to our

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Speaker 4: But here is the moment that she finally punched not

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Speaker 3: It's a slippery suck at ten.

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Speaker 17: Eleven, Very Christmas, How does it feel?

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Speaker 14: Oystreet?

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable stuff.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's time for those exclusive ticks to Sam Smith.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready to sing this next one with me?

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Speaker 19: Sam Smith is coming back and heading to South Australia,

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Speaker 19: performing at an invite only event at the amazing Darren

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Speaker 19: Berg q McLaren Vale ahead of the release of their

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Speaker 4: Can't buy tickets to this one, it is too exclusive,

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Speaker 4: but you can win tickets with us. All you have

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Speaker 4: to do is sing that chorus that they sing so

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Speaker 5: We've got Amanda here.

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Speaker 12: Hello, Amanda, Hello, how a you going?

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Speaker 4: I'm outstanding, I mean, I'm in all. Peter's just the

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Speaker 4: have a listen, he let all right you ready to

453
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Speaker 4: go absolutely far away.

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Speaker 9: She put it dumbstow, ohio, hey let your kids that

455
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Speaker 9: hole ol so he could get.

456
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Speaker 2: That mommy don't know.

457
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Speaker 7: Daddy's getting hut at the body shop doing something and.

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Speaker 2: Holy nice, Amanda, very good, well done, not too bad

459
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Speaker 2: at all. All right, let's go to Sarah. Sarah, are

460
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Speaker 2: you ready to go?

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Speaker 12: I'm ready.

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Speaker 18: It's an Amanda, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, well the throwdown here you go, mate, you know

464
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Speaker 3: when you come in.

465
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Speaker 1: She's dropping it.

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Speaker 3: She put it dumb show.

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Speaker 13: Oh will will he left exkids that whole meal will.

468
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Speaker 9: So he can get that mummy downe now that he's

469
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Speaker 9: getting hume.

470
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Speaker 8: At the body shop doing something on holy oh.

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Speaker 15: Wow, pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much a slam dunk for me. Sarah. You've got

473
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Speaker 3: the tickets to go and say Sam Smith.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations Sam Smith coming back and editing South Australia.

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Speaker 3: They're performing an invite.

476
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Speaker 2: On the event at darren Berg q McLaren val ahead

477
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Speaker 2: of their release their new album Gloria on jan twenty seven.

478
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Speaker 2: Congrats Sarah, Double pass for you. Astralia's Easy as Quiz

479
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Speaker 2: Righter Necks and Rochard covering the soccer for us last night.

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Speaker 3: Gee, who is?

481
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Speaker 2: We've got some characters on this afternoon show. Hope you

482
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Speaker 2: have you a wonderful thirst Afternoon coming up.

483
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Speaker 1: Next with it what More Will and Woody The Will

484
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Speaker 1: and Woody Podcastwards.

485
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Speaker 2: We're cutting down the ten calls of Christmas in the

486
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Speaker 2: lead up to Christmas, the best ten.

487
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Speaker 3: Calls of the year on this show. We're down at

488
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Speaker 3: number three.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, and this was a truly remarkable moment on

490
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Speaker 4: this show. We I'm gonna be honest, I threw a

491
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Speaker 4: pretty random topic out there. I want to people to

492
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Speaker 4: call with examples of have you had a sword fight.

493
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Speaker 3: With a sword fish?

494
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 7: That?

495
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 5: Naturally?

496
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Speaker 3: Naturally, I wasn't part of this, No, not at all.

497
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Speaker 4: You were very pessimistic and quite negative and cynical towards

498
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Speaker 4: me while I was pitching for this.

499
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Speaker 3: And then you understandably looking back.

500
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Speaker 4: Probably because the hell has a sword fight with a swordfish,

501
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 4: it's ridiculous.

502
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Speaker 5: But then you threw back at me and you're like, like,

503
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Speaker 5: what sort of call you have to hear? What a

504
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Speaker 5: my boy?

505
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Speaker 4: And I said, I don't know, Well, maybe you're part

506
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Speaker 4: of a There are some ninja's that went on a

507
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Speaker 4: fishing trip, and naturally ninjas always have their swords on them.

508
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Speaker 4: Swordfish jumps in the boat and then whil a sword

509
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Speaker 4: fight with swordfish.

510
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Speaker 5: I just threw that out there. I was like, maybe,

511
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Speaker 5: because that's how it could happen.

512
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Speaker 3: And I said, shut up, let's move on. No one's

513
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Speaker 3: calling with that.

514
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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, welcome to the third

515
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Speaker 4: best phone call of the.

516
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Speaker 6: Year, the third Color of Christmas on willow Wood. It's

517
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Speaker 6: hard a story.

518
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Speaker 4: I literally said, before, like but before the song dream call,

519
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 4: A group of ninjas on their end of season trip

520
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Speaker 4: are on a boat and then one of the swords

521
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Speaker 4: with their swords, and one.

522
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Speaker 5: Of them has a sword fight with a dolphin.

523
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Speaker 4: Sorry obviously, now, Luke, please tell me that that is

524
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Speaker 4: exactly what you're calling about.

525
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Speaker 12: You wouldn't believe it. But I was taking these sword

526
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Speaker 12: fighting classes.

527
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Speaker 20: No, and then I said to the boys, yeah, yeah,

528
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Speaker 20: And a few of the boys that were on the

529
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Speaker 20: classes with us, I said, why don't you come out

530
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Speaker 20: for a weekend.

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Speaker 12: We'll do some fishing. Yeah, so we're out deep sea fishing.

532
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Speaker 5: You took your swords? Why did you? Why did you

533
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Speaker 5: take your swords?

534
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Speaker 3: You're an a one, Luke fan. You're an A one fan.

535
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Speaker 3: I know you are, and you've caught up in his eye.

536
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Speaker 3: There is no way explanation.

537
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Speaker 2: Sword fishing, sword classes he does, but he's on the

538
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Speaker 2: boat with the kids.

539
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Speaker 4: There is no way, if I think, if you can

540
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Speaker 4: answer this question.

541
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Speaker 12: I bought boys in mates, not kids, but my mate, right.

542
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Speaker 3: You're ones that we went in classes to your mates.

543
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Speaker 12: Yeah, we're doing it together.

544
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Speaker 20: We thought we've got nothing to do after work on

545
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Speaker 20: a Wednesday night, so we thought we'll go through some

546
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Speaker 20: sword fighting classes.

547
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Speaker 4: It was actually samurai samurais Yeah, yeah.

548
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Speaker 8: Yeah, and so we thought, let's see that.

549
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Speaker 12: That sounds awesome.

550
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Speaker 18: So we did it.

551
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Speaker 12: And then.

552
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Speaker 18: And then we.

553
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Speaker 12: And then me and the boys we went down to.

554
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Speaker 3: There's a few of us, Yeah, we get it.

555
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Speaker 20: We thought we'll take the sword just in case you

556
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Speaker 20: catch a big one, you know, like if you need

557
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Speaker 20: to if you need to cut it.

558
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Speaker 3: In half or whatever.

559
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Speaker 10: You wouldn't believe it. The sword fishes dived into the

560
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Speaker 10: boat and we started.

561
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Speaker 12: You know what, those lessons really came in handy at

562
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Speaker 12: that stace?

563
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Speaker 5: Is that not number one? That is extraordinary?

564
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Speaker 4: I know the man the myth legend joins us on

565
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Speaker 4: the phone right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello Loke, Hey boys.

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Speaker 12: You must have had some good calls for number two

568
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Speaker 12: and number one.

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Speaker 3: You have a very high view of yourself.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'll tell you what, mate, and the nerve to

571
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Speaker 2: come back on this show.

572
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Speaker 5: No truly.

573
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Speaker 4: Look, the amazing thing is, obviously you have lived such

574
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Speaker 4: a rich life that you just you know, you just

575
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Speaker 4: have a story for very specific things. So what I'd

576
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Speaker 4: love to do right now, Luke is just tested again.

577
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Speaker 4: If you will yep, okay, I'm going to give you

578
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Speaker 4: the song to rack your mind obviously as to whether

579
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Speaker 4: anything like this has happened to you.

580
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Speaker 5: But have you do?

581
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Speaker 3: We have to go through it again, bloody oath mate,

582
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 3: because do we have to?

583
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Speaker 5: Australia loves it.

584
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Speaker 3: He's a one trick pony. We know what he's going

585
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Speaker 3: to do.

586
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 5: I'm going to I'm going to show this man has ranged. Luke.

587
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 4: Have you got a story that involves an elephant, Grant,

588
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 4: Danya and a mystery pair of underwear?

589
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 12: You know what I reckon, I've got one.

590
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 3: Let's go to say I was so full of a low.

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00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 3: Every part of you, great.

592
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,679
Speaker 2: Smith, every part came down the ten calls of Christmas.

593
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Speaker 2: Woods would have to call number three.

594
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Speaker 4: I genuinely do not know how this wasn't the number

595
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 4: one call of the year because I was I was

596
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 4: being flippant on air, Will, I was being flippant, I

597
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 4: was being a bit wild, and I suggested that maybe

598
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: there was someone listening out there that was potentially on

599
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 4: an end of season trip with their ninja crew. That

600
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 4: they're obviously they're a ninja, there are trained in ninja,

601
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 4: and maybe they're on an end of season trip. They

602
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Speaker 4: went fishing, and then it led to a sword fight

603
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Speaker 4: between ninja's and a swordfish.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 5: That's stupid. It is that sound stupid?

606
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 3: It remains stupid, But.

607
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 5: No it doesn't.

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Speaker 4: It does Extraordinarily, a legend called Luke called the show

609
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Speaker 4: and Luky.

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00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 3: You had that.

611
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 5: No he didn't. You had that exact story, Luke, Yes,

612
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 5: I did.

613
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 4: So I hang on, hang on before you crack in it,

614
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 4: because I've given you a challenge before the song.

615
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 5: Sorry mate, So, yes, you had that story.

616
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: Because you've lived You want to hear that on the podcast, Will,

617
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: And what if it was up to me, it would

618
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Speaker 2: be deleted.

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Speaker 4: But dare you now before the song, before the song,

620
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: before the song, Luke?

621
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Speaker 2: It is.

622
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 5: Look, Will doesn't like it. Let's be honest, Wills not

623
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 5: your biggest but I bloody loved your luke. So you've

624
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 5: got my ears, my friend. So before the song, I

625
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 5: just thought, you know, given that you.

626
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 4: Had such a specific story about that, you appear to

627
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 4: have a story about any situation. So I said to you,

628
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 4: do you have a story that involves an elephant, grant

629
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 4: Danya and a mystery pair of underwear? And mate, you

630
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 4: didn't surprise me before the song you said, you know what,

631
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 4: I've got one and I would love to hear that

632
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 4: story right now.

633
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, so you wouldn't believe it. I was on the

634
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 12: Safari tour, you know, the Kruger National Park in South Africa.

635
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 12: If you guys have ever been down that way, Yeah,

636
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 12: I know it.

637
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

638
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 12: So I'm on this Safari tour and you know one

639
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 12: of those ones where they take you out for the

640
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 12: tour and then they also take you out for dinner afterwards,

641
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 12: quite quite fancy, quite expensive.

642
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 3: I don't know you were such a cultured man.

643
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 12: Well, my last call should have explained that I was.

644
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 12: I think it was in Spain. My last call they

645
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 12: were yeah, and so anyway, so we're on the Safari

646
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 12: And if you can imagine, we're on a land rover

647
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 12: and we're driving around this national park. What a beautiful spot. Yeah,

648
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 12: and then all of a sudden, this bull elephant comes

649
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 12: out of the trees.

650
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 5: Out of the trees.

651
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 12: Oh well, the jungle, the jungle, look at the jungle

652
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 12: comes comes bolting towards the truck. And I don't know

653
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 12: if you call what an elephant does is screaming. Anyway,

654
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 12: it's running towards this trumpeting and mate, it's one of

655
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 12: the scariest things you've ever you've ever witnessed. Anyway, I've thought,

656
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 12: what's going to happen here? The rangers they got they

657
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 12: got their guns out there, trying to wave it away.

658
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 12: But all of a sudden, this one ranger just fires

659
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Speaker 12: this gun. The bullet, turns around and starts running the

660
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Speaker 12: other way. So that was all sweet, but you know what,

661
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 12: you know who was next to me? I looked to

662
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 12: my left and you wouldn't believe it. It's grand Dana

663
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 12: in next to me. Family food, family feuds, Grandania. And

664
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,239
Speaker 12: he goes, Mate, that was full on, wasn't it? And

665
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 12: I said it was, so he goes, I haven't been

666
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 12: that scared since I almost let me go from fair

667
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 12: with you. I said, mate, that's an interesting thing to say, Like,

668
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 12: why would you know? I said, okay, all right, well

669
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 12: are you going out afterwards? Grant said, go, yeah, mate,

670
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 12: I'm going to that dinner. I'm all right, let's why

671
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 12: don't we meet up, like I'd like to have a

672
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 12: drink with you or whatever. And he goes, yeah, all right. Anyway,

673
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 12: because we're back at the room, tired of getting getting

674
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 12: going out, he goes he comes knocks on my door

675
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 12: and goes, mate, you wouldn't believe it. I've only bought

676
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 12: one pair of ox with me. And when the elephant

677
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 12: started running at us, I know, crap, my dacks. Have

678
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 12: you got a spare pair? And I go, oh, mate, actually,

679
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 12: you know what, I think? I packed some extra ones,

680
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 12: and then I can. I can give you a pair,

681
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 12: no worries. Anyway, gave him a pair. They were a

682
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 12: bit big for him because he's a small man, and

683
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 12: all I heard from him all night was, mate, these

684
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 12: are the worst jocks I've ever had in my whole life.

685
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 10: So anyway, that was the story.

686
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 2: An extraordinary It wasn't an extraordinary story.

687
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 4: Has then you're given you the jocks back low God

688
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 4: or has he kept him?

689
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 12: He's no, I think he can. He's from him out.

690
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 12: To be honest, you don't know he didn't have.

691
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 5: No Come on, well and well I'll call Grant. I'm

692
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 5: sure he will corroborate that story.

693
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 4: He poked his beds in a Safari and then borrowed

694
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 4: works stocks before dinner, and also went to Africa with one.

695
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 5: Pair of jocks.

696
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 12: That was the most surprised.

697
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 3: You wouldn't believe it. Ah, Yeah, a legend mate. Well

698
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: thanks boys, Well and we'll try mate.

699
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: We set a task for possibly our favorite person who's

700
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: ever been on this show, the one and only road Jude.

701
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: She lived eight hours inland from Brisbane.

702
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 15: Yeh.

703
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 4: She runs a bait and tackle store with a naughty

704
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 4: corner and yes, it's what you're thinking. She sells little

705
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 4: naughty toys in that corner and apparently they're hot sell

706
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:11,360
Speaker 4: as well.

707
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's right. We'll let her explain a little

708
00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: bit more about that. But look, essentially, there was a

709
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 2: big game of soccer last night.

710
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 3: Guys.

711
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: We couldn't stay up for it. It was at one o'clock

712
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 2: or two o'clock in the morning. It was far too

713
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: hard for us to be around for it. But we

714
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: needed a passionate Australian.

715
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 3: We did someone who.

716
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: Was going to be able to cover for it, cover

717
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 2: it with us with gusto. Yes, you know, someone who's

718
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: having a big beer across it, and then show the

719
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 2: passion that the soccer rus deserved. Her name is Rue

720
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: Jude and this is the chat we had with her yesterday.

721
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 3: So are you following the soccer at all?

722
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 18: Why?

723
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no.

724
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: We're just wondering whether you'd be interested in watching the

725
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 2: game for us and reporting back to us on the game.

726
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 18: Are you into soccer?

727
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 2: To ask you, you coworkers, you're not going to sit

728
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: there with the nipple pumps on watching the soccer.

729
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 4: So you're both open to watching the game for us

730
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 4: two am tomorrow and you could do it as a peer.

731
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 5: Maybe, No, it's not.

732
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 3: We actually would like you to do it for us.

733
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 2: All right, great gear, great gear, and the one and

734
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: only Rude Jude joins us right now?

735
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 5: Did you go this morning? Jude?

736
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 18: A cramp in the foread, A part in the gaps,

737
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 18: I nearly ship myself give mic on Mondays, no wonder

738
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 18: vomit you got no idea. We tried. We got on

739
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 18: the grog. Do your show for you love you that much?

740
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 18: Do anything appreciate it anyhow? No, Jude, he turns up

741
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 18: with a cat and a beer.

742
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 15: Did you go to bed?

743
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 5: Did you go to bed?

744
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 3: Jude?

745
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 5: Did you go to bed first? This is your standing up.

746
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 18: We didn't know what we were doing. We thought we'd

747
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 18: better stay up and we won't get up at bloody

748
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 18: one o'clock in the morning and whatever to watch the creek.

749
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 4: And so your co wore your coworker who sorry, dude,

750
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 4: your coworker brought over a case of beer.

751
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 18: Yeah, any hair, not a cart and a beer in

752
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 18: the fridge. So we got home from work and we

753
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 18: got straight into it to stay awake for the soccer. Yep,

754
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 18: an hare she drank. She she had to go to

755
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 18: the pub before ten o'clock and get a bottle of rum.

756
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 18: Oh my, So I guess what what? We chegged in

757
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 18: and went to sleep.

758
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 3: No, no, I know.

759
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 15: Did you got one job?

760
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 18: Were elephants trunk? We're trying to stay awake so we

761
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 18: could do it. Were inded our elephants truck? When she

762
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 18: got the rum. That was the end of it.

763
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 4: You slaper beer between the two of you gout your

764
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 4: bloody elephants truck. So did you wake up at all

765
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 4: during the game? Have you seen any of the games?

766
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 18: We're raf spiwn and screaming.

767
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: Dude, We're going to go to a song.

768
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 2: I want your full recap up next, all right, so

769
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're awake for it.

770
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 3: Stay with us.

771
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: We've got more with the one and only Rude June

772
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 2: right up there. We are covering the soccer, or we're

773
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 2: certainly not covering it. We went up at two o'clock

774
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: this morning, so we got the one and only Rude Jude.

775
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: She lives eight hours in land from Brisbane. She owns

776
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: a bait and tackle shop in Childville with a naughty corner.

777
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 2: She's probably the most passionate and colorful Australian we know.

778
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,720
Speaker 2: And we are now about to get the full recap

779
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 2: of that Matthew Lecky goal through the One and only

780
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 2: Rude June.

781
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 3: Alrighty Jude, oh goody boys here you're going.

782
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,479
Speaker 5: Well, well, we're a little bit disappointed, Jude.

783
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 4: We gave you a very important ro sacked mate, Well, no,

784
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 4: you're not sacked.

785
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 5: You're not sacked yet. You're not sacked yet because I

786
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 5: think you can redeem yourself but effectively.

787
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 4: And you know, correct me if I'm wrong, dude, But

788
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 4: you were planning on staying up all night to try

789
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 4: and watch the game.

790
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 5: But then you got through more than a slab of beer.

791
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 4: Your mate brought over alls a bottle of rum, and then,

792
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 4: to use your words, you obviously got elephant's trunk and

793
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 4: you slept through pretty much the entire match.

794
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 18: Yep, we choked down. And I'll tell you what when

795
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 18: we did wake up, we thought we had a two

796
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 18: hundred oysters up. We wake up two bloody oyses. You

797
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 18: didn't know whether they came out of the door. There

798
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 18: was coming out of her head. Checked us up. We've

799
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 18: got these kid marks on my reds grundy.

800
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 2: Oh, Jude, all right, Jude, now let's let's let's talk

801
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 2: about the pivotal moment because lots of people missed out

802
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: on the soccer, A.

803
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 3: Lot of people didn't get to see it last night.

804
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 3: And like obviously it was it was.

805
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 2: It was a hard press from the Danish team, but

806
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,439
Speaker 2: there was a very special moment from the Aussies through

807
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: the feet of Matthew Lackey. Now can you talk us through, Josh,

808
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: what happened there?

809
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, well, we got on the grog and we're sorry.

810
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 18: We we know that, you know, we get any hair

811
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 18: when we wig. When we wake up with the TV

812
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 18: still going, I said, look still on, still on, And

813
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 18: the next minute Lacky comes down and he kicked it.

814
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 18: In this one the bike's chasing and he kicked it.

815
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 18: That one, he kicked that money just went straight into

816
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 18: the corner of the girl, past the blake in the water.

817
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 18: Denmark guy nearly got it, but we went lucky Lucky.

818
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 18: Come on, what were we sign? Lucky Lecky?

819
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 13: They?

820
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 3: I aye you.

821
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 18: And we've been celebrating all day. We've even going to

822
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 18: be here at the show.

823
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 4: Description of the play itself, I feel like I was

824
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: there did with you running through the play by play,

825
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 4: They're very impressive.

826
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, well look it was so good. And then

827
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 18: to watch the TV on from that was just fantastic.

828
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 18: Socker players in Queensland to Jesus Christ, it was it

829
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 18: was magic.

830
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 3: It was magic. It was a great moment.

831
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 4: It was a wonderful Sorry, when you woke up from

832
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 4: your drunken stupor, you saw you saw the lucky goal

833
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 4: and then you just went, I'll bugger it. We're up now,

834
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 4: let's watch all the breakfast shows on TV.

835
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's why we're like for work in the forhead.

836
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 18: But no, we'll get rid of it soon because we've

837
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 18: a been worried about having anything to eat today because

838
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 18: we thought we might vomit. And we're having a stubby.

839
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 18: We said, bug of the food is a steak in

840
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 18: every mouthful here, So we've just done our second stubby.

841
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 18: So we were waiting to talk to you boys, and yeah,

842
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 18: I know it. I'm just so pleased that we saw

843
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 18: the end, you know, the last couple of minutes. Yes, yes,

844
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 18: that was fantastic. And every time someone comes in the shop,

845
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 18: we go, lucky.

846
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 4: Dude.

847
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: It's great to hear from you again, mate, the one,

848
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,399
Speaker 3: and you're the miss Jess. He's done it again. Jee

849
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 3: love your guys.

850
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: Make if anyone's in Charleville Road, Jude's bait and tackle,

851
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 2: get around it.

852
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 3: Some specials on the Warradong goes out in the back.

853
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 5: Then no doubt dude, and.

854
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 18: Then the dark condoms so they can see you coming.

855
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't forget them. Couldn't forget him, Jude. Well, we'll

856
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 2: have to touch base for the next game. We're playing Argentina,

857
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: so we'll speak to you then.

858
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 18: Will check them, yeah, will bust them.

859
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we will love you, dude, you will and everyone.

860
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 3: Welcome to the end of the show. Hell of a show.

861
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: I'm still in awe of the feet that we just witnessed. Yeah,

862
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 4: you guys have ordered heard it. I imagine you've gone

863
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 4: to your socials now because you have to see it. Yeah,

864
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 4: I'm sure it sounded amazing. Well I hope it sounded amazing.

865
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 2: You know.

866
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 4: I don't care what it sounded like because I got

867
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 4: to watch it and it was it was like, I

868
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 4: don't believe in magic necessarily. I believe in great performers

869
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 4: and illusionists pulling off great alert.

870
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 12: That that it was.

871
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 4: It was right when you were watching. It's like, where

872
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 4: are you putting them? Because you can't possibly be swallowing

873
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 4: them that fast.

874
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: I wonder whether she was like she wasn't.

875
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 2: I don't think she was swallowing them as she went.

876
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: It was almost like she'd put a dozen in her

877
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: mouth and swallow.

878
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 5: A dozen't at one time, like loading yeah, load in

879
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 5: the mouth.

880
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh nos, I try and think is the thing

881
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 3: that you can eat the fastest.

882
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 4: Like, well, to be fair, oysters is up there as

883
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 4: far as a food that you can eat really fast,

884
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 4: that or krill.

885
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: Let's get into like really small things, I mean, like

886
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 2: something substantial, like I don't think I could eat I

887
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: don't think I could eat.

888
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 3: Grapes that fast.

889
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: Nah, that's the speed she was doing them.

890
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

891
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 5: Have you seen those hot dog eating contests? Yeah in

892
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 5: the US.

893
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I mean, that's truly extraordinary. Do some a

894
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 4: favor and watch this a guy called Jimmy who's won

895
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 4: it like twelve years in a row. Unbelievable. But she was.

896
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 5: She was punching oysters faster than the eight hot dogs.

897
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 4: Now, I appreciate hot dogs are much bigger, bigger and

898
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 4: harder to get down, but these guys, they're like professionals

899
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 4: and eating hot dogs.

900
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: She was better. She was quicker at eating oysters than

901
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 5: those guys, like, like much quicker.

902
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 3: She also put a ton a bull that waited tons

903
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 3: balls in her mouth.

904
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. That's when you know she's just a legend, you

905
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like only legends, only legends do that.

906
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 5: She is a remarkable woman, that is.

907
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: One of the truly one of the great story.

908
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 5: She's out there, she's out there with their producers right now.

909
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 4: By the way, just recounting more stories like that is extraordinary.

910
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 3: We were blessed. We were blessed to have Peter.

911
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 4: And I didn't think people were built like that, you know,

912
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 4: but you're you're the kind of person that makes the

913
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 4: world go around.

914
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 5: Peter extraordinary. We do have more ideas with Peter.

915
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: By the way, we don't give away too much, but

916
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 4: I'll buger it. I'll say my dream is to rock

917
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 4: up to one of those or you can eat oyster

918
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 4: bars where they go, yeah, you know, hundred bucks or

919
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 4: you can eat. We release Peter, and it's like, it's

920
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,919
Speaker 4: gonna have to be a point where either go you guys,

921
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 4: you guys need to leave, or we're out.

922
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 3: We see the fear on the manager's eyes.

923
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and then we just

924
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 4: push them. You put you lawyer hat on, like you said,

925
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 4: or you can eat, mate. She's not done.

926
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,479
Speaker 2: We were look another hundred apparently she was saying before

927
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 2: she got a message from her son.

928
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,839
Speaker 3: Yeah. It was like, yeah, why didn't you tell them

929
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 3: you could do two hundred.

930
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 4: WAU Because we talked about this last night, I say,

931
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 4: last night we're organizing the show. We're like, oh, it's

932
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 4: one hundred too much, Like we just been ridiculous. Guys,

933
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,399
Speaker 4: you're gonna get sick. I don't know what's gonna get done.

934
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 4: And no one, no one in our meeting said, do

935
00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 4: d renkons. She's going to do it in like too

936
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 4: fast drinkings. You'll do it, you know, in fifteen minutes.

937
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,439
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing could have prepared us for that. And there's

938
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: there's no amount of planning. Sometimes lightning just strikes, and.

939
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 4: It struck one hundred and eight times in the studio

940
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 4: in fifteen minutes.

941
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 3: We'll see you guys tomorrow.

942
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 1: Goodbye,