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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Thank you for downloading

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Speaker 1: our podcast. You know you can always get it on

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: One one point us a FM.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, start shot.

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Speaker 4: Right now, by the miracle of recording, We're going to

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Speaker 4: go to a recent Sunday morning service in the which

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Speaker 4: too precious little girls will see good in a dungeon

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Speaker 4: somewhere in miss Keller.

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Speaker 5: Amanda, Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 3: Up, Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 1: And he's pulling off, he says to me Jones personal.

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Speaker 2: Friends, let's start wearing lipsticks.

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Speaker 4: Will congratulations murder.

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Speaker 2: We're in the radio right now, Josie and Amanda, you're

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Speaker 2: doing a great job. I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 3: A couple of drinks, the legendary bart Josie and Amanda

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Speaker 3: the actress.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to Amanda when those two joys anyone big,

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Speaker 4: your silkie giant tool.

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Speaker 2: No apology could ever compensate Amanda for what.

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Speaker 5: Happened that night.

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Speaker 1: A really good.

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Speaker 4: Pooh, we.

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Speaker 3: Good radio.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, a bit of a tangled twist, said.

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Speaker 6: Shoot timing, we're on there. Well, hello there, my little

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Speaker 6: friend how are you to do?

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Speaker 2: I am well, and how I can stand back and

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Speaker 2: give you the clap you so richly deserve.

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Speaker 1: What's happened now?

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Speaker 2: What a great show last night.

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Speaker 1: It was a great night.

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Speaker 6: Thank you and we'll gathered around the tv.

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Speaker 1: Oh was it criticism of at all?

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Speaker 2: My mother texted and said make sure you pass on

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Speaker 2: this text, Brendan, Amanda looks beautiful beauty.

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Speaker 1: That's nice of her things.

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Speaker 2: And Raame said, you're a bit of a milk which

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Speaker 2: is nice.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean again?

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Speaker 2: That's mama, is it? We'll go my friendship and Helen

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Speaker 2: enjoyed you everyone enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: That's nice, you know, but forget about me. I thought

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Speaker 1: the caliber of the dancers last night were it was

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Speaker 1: just a joyous and you know, I reckon. We've had

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Speaker 1: a tough start to the year and it's continuing now

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Speaker 1: in Sydney. I've been in Melbourne for the weekend. But wow,

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Speaker 1: I mean from floods to from bushfire to floods, it's biblical,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Your ceiling in our office has collapsed. It it gave

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Speaker 2: way where the big stains were, where the big stains were,

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Speaker 2: so the stains gave way and it's flooded and it's

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Speaker 2: wiped out your total origami collection. No, the eggs, okay,

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Speaker 2: eggs are fire. I moved them right. I've put them

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Speaker 2: next to the garbage compactor.

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Speaker 1: The penguin on a sampan.

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Speaker 2: And all my favorite, the elephant with the giant member

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Speaker 2: that's a trunk.

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Speaker 1: Did they get dil Why would you put the trunk there?

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Speaker 2: It seems strange. Anyway, that's all gone. So that's gone

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Speaker 2: into it, but it's now become part of your paper

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Speaker 2: mache collect.

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Speaker 1: Oh, excellent. And what about your big sponge collection.

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Speaker 2: Copper trendship ironically went right away from the sponge stole.

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Speaker 2: What are the chances just when you would have needed it?

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Speaker 2: But congratulations you Can you be brutally honest with me?

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Speaker 2: I was watching this with my family out signs.

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Speaker 1: Going to be really honest with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Can you be brutally honest with me if I

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Speaker 2: asked you this question? Because I said this to my family,

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Speaker 2: I said, how did I rate as a dancer compared

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Speaker 2: worst dancer in the history of the world, ten times

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Speaker 2: worse than any of those people.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what, Dean Well's last night. He wasn't

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Speaker 1: the best dancer, but he's like you. He's a Clydesdale

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Speaker 1: who gives it his best. Even so, even you as

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Speaker 1: dreadful as you were, and Dean hilariously dreadful, but just

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Speaker 1: someone give it their best. You'd rather that than someone

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Speaker 1: that's scared to go for it. So, yes, you were dreadful,

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Speaker 1: but there's an appeal to that. Is that brutally honest enough?

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Speaker 2: I think that's good enough. I'm not going to fish anymore. No,

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Speaker 2: don't fish any further, No need to fish. Well, Action

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Speaker 2: Pack show today. Not only are we giving away ten

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Speaker 6: We've got the Magnificent seven. We can't do anything til.

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Speaker 2: We do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, no question one one and know it? What color

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Speaker 1: was Darth Vader's lightsaber?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM is our number. Call us and play the

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Speaker 2: mag seven at seven past six WSFM. But what pot

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Speaker 2: Severn WSFM? Hello, it's Jonesy Demana thanks to Chemist warehouse

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Speaker 2: showers twenty eight degrees in the city, possible storm showers

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Speaker 2: and thirty in the west right now as twenty one degrees.

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Speaker 2: It is twelve past six. Here begins the Magnificent Seven.

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Speaker 2: There are seven questions. Can you go all the way

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Speaker 2: and answer all seven correctly?

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Speaker 1: I haven't had much sleep, so I'm trying to work

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Speaker 1: out is it Sonja or Sonya in Strathfield? Good morning, Sonya, Sonya.

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Speaker 1: See my eyes are a little blurry and I'm misreading

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Speaker 1: the screen.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Question number one for you? What color was Darth Vader's lightsaber? Red?

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Speaker 2: It is red?

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Speaker 1: Was I thought it was black?

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Speaker 2: Lipesetting? I mean black? Luke's is blue?

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Speaker 1: Does someone have a green one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, someone's got a green one?

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Speaker 1: Well, my kids used to have a green one.

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Speaker 6: Let's play what's on the box.

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Speaker 3: I'll turn the box on.

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Speaker 2: This is the theme song for which TV show, Sonya.

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Speaker 1: I went through a stage of being obsessed with the

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Speaker 1: show just recently. It's very funny.

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Speaker 4: I've got no idea.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a comedic police show that helps you. Ash

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Speaker 1: is in Penrith, Hi Ash, Hello, just a human We

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Speaker 1: I want to hear it again? Here it is? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what that show is? Ash?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I have no idea, but I have a

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Speaker 4: stab American.

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Speaker 1: Dad no, it's not a cartoon. It's not a cartoon.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of a comedic police station, and it's it's

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Speaker 1: a very funny show. And it was ACTID. Anyone complain,

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Speaker 1: so they brought it back again. If you're in New

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Speaker 1: York you might it's this is the name of the station,

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Speaker 1: is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you cross over the bridge and you get to it,

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Speaker 2: so the yes, but this.

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Speaker 1: Is sort of the show. Is the name of their precinct?

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Speaker 4: Very good? Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, Well that's enough clues for you all to

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Speaker 2: Surely thirteen WSFM, why don't you give us called play

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Speaker 2: the Magnificent seven. It's fourteen past six WSFM. Hello there,

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Speaker 2: it's Jonesy and Amanda. Showers twenty ores in the city,

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Speaker 2: possible storm showers thirty in our west right now, it's

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Speaker 2: twenty our degrees. Various road closes about the place, Wakehurst

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Speaker 2: Parkway open or closed.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess it closes at the drop of a

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Speaker 1: unicorn tier. I'm guessing it's closed.

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Speaker 2: No, it's open. No, No, it's club of course it's closed.

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Speaker 6: You're right, Wombat does a wee upstream it's gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would argue, though, which is worst bit of infrastructure,

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Speaker 2: the wakers parkway or the orderly, because the orderly we're

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Speaker 2: that that's hopeless too, that's absolutely hopeful.

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Speaker 1: They both those things see a slight cloud. Say that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm out.

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Speaker 2: I don't have any deats on the orderly wear though,

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Speaker 2: so right now I'm Wakers play Parkway. We know that's

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Speaker 2: no good. Orderly, we'd don't know. I'll get the girls

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Speaker 2: on the typing pool. That girl over there never does

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Speaker 1: Tell you, though. It's interesting. I've been in Melbourne for

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Speaker 1: the weekend and just looking at the and Harley sending

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Speaker 1: me photos of pop plants smashed at our place.

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Speaker 2: That's just from him on when you were away.

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Speaker 1: Sat on a yucker.

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Speaker 6: We are into the Magnificent seven and we're a question

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Speaker 6: number two.

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Speaker 1: We're playing what's on the box?

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Speaker 2: I'll turn the box on.

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Speaker 1: This is the theme song for which TV show? I

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Speaker 1: owed you to watch it if you haven't already. It's funny.

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Speaker 2: Christina's inn Christina.

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Speaker 1: What's the show? Nine nine nine nine? That's it.

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Speaker 2: I must confess I haven't watched it. I'll have to

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Speaker 2: watch it. Recommend There is question number three, the Google logo.

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Speaker 2: Christina has how many colors? Maybe we can give you

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Speaker 2: time to google it.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not six, sorry, Christina. Julian's in Canterbury,

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Speaker 1: Hello Julian. The Google logo has how many colors?

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Speaker 1: Hi, deb How many colors does the Google logo have?

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Speaker 7: Four?

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Speaker 2: There go, blue, red, yellow, and green. No one cares

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Speaker 2: who is hosting the Oscars tonight, Deborah? Is it a

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Speaker 2: Ricky Gervais, B Martha Stewart or C. No one?

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Speaker 6: No one, no one, No one wants to no one.

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Speaker 1: Well, two years ago Kevin Hart was going to do it,

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Speaker 1: he was out and since then they've had it's been hostless.

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Speaker 2: It's on today, incidentally, So he gives the awards to

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Speaker 1: Well, they just have individual presenters, a bit like the logis.

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Speaker 1: They don't have an overarching commentators, which I saw Billy

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Speaker 1: Crystal being interviewed about this recently, and who's hosted for many,

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Speaker 1: many years, and he said that's real shame because then

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Speaker 1: when things happen, for example, someone reads out the wrong

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Speaker 1: that a running joke or toll it together, or to

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Speaker 1: corral it. But there you go.

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Speaker 6: The beginning of time can be traced to the big what.

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Speaker 1: Hours before my time?

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Speaker 2: Bang?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's right. Question number six do you say, Guilian?

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Speaker 1: I've seen it written, but I've never known how to

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Speaker 1: say it, Guilian, Kinder, Hershey are all brands of what?

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Speaker 4: Chocolate?

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Speaker 1: Yes, chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Dancing with the Stars started last night. Name one of

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Speaker 2: the celebrities that danced.

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Speaker 1: Oh and what did hear? The click click?

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Speaker 6: Richard's in penrith.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Richard, Hey, you look lovely yesterday on the Jonesie.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Amanda, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, by Ryan is one of them.

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Speaker 2: But I did look lovely yesterday. Richard, you were right.

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Speaker 6: I was wearing a singlet.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, you've won the jam back Richard, you were double

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Speaker 2: past to the Sydney Comedy Festival Garla April twenty. Tickets

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Speaker 2: from ticket Tech at one hundred and fifty dollars Daily Greens,

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Speaker 2: Paddington Fresh Food Hub, Voucher, Grow, Harvest and Serve and

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Speaker 2: Jones Medicator choose you to go in and some stalear pencils.

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Speaker 8: Yay, amazing, Thank you boy, thank you so much, You're welcome, Richard.

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Speaker 1: You and I are to change with Jones.

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Speaker 6: You we really well, but we know you looked fantastic

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know how to respond to that. Kathy,

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Speaker 2: At six twenty seven, we have ten thousand dollars coming

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Speaker 1: Well, let's hope two Tribes is also about a conflict

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Speaker 2: It's twenty four to seven. WS one of one point

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Speaker 1: What a shock? Weir it has to be a Noah

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Speaker 2: Decision depending on orderly were no orderly were has closed

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Speaker 2: I remember that rubbishy jeep Cherokee I had. All I

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 2: I've watched the video about fifty times, as if it

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Speaker 1: The Minister for Police and Emergency Services has asked that

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Speaker 2: Well that is true, because if you're driving, your fall

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Speaker 2: What about Karatha, Western Australia, my old hood where I

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Speaker 2: started my radio career. They had a giant cyclone ripping

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Speaker 1: Can I say I was anxious for them because you've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was no cyclone and they had those

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Speaker 2: tom pipe of sausages, you know those, Oh they're so yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh, welcome to the pilbur indeed.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the pilbro It's seventeen to seven. Didn't you

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Speaker 2: do a great job on Dancing with the Stars last night?

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you both. Ryan's going to be joining us

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Speaker 1: on the show today because sometimes I'm intrigued to see

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Speaker 1: you go, oh no, now I've got to do it again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need worked on one dance and we never

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Speaker 1: What a shame the other one.

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Speaker 2: I will talk about that and ten thousand dollars with

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Speaker 2: It's seventeen to seven.

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Speaker 6: Well I what point seven WSFM? Hello there, it's Jonesy

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Speaker 2: Showers twenty eight in the city, a possible storm showers

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 2: I was sitting there because there's a lot of pressure

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Speaker 1: But no imagine how I felt when you danced.

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Speaker 2: I was watching Good, Good Well the first night.

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Speaker 1: It's so hard for the celebrities. They're all excited, they're

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Speaker 1: and you don't get a second to yourself. You've got

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 1: You do not get a second to yourself. But I

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Speaker 1: There was no one who was uncomfortable to watch. Dean

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Speaker 1: He just came out and just said, I'm just going

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Speaker 1: Look we saw some really good performances too. What about

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Speaker 1: You know what Ed's like. He's very, very funny, but

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Speaker 1: You can know what you're going to you can ask

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Speaker 2: Well, he looks good with his shirt off.

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Speaker 1: This is the thing people don't realize about d He's

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Speaker 1: She's a ninja, she's black belt karate, the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: That's a photograph of me in the pool and that's

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Speaker 6: Was taken last week.

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Speaker 1: So he's I mean, it's a delight when you've got

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Speaker 2: There, it is there, it is. Well, you did well.

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Speaker 2: Take the rest of the day off. No, no, you no,

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Speaker 1: No, there's no They all went off to have a

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Speaker 2: There's much to discuss because it rained all weekend. You know,

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Speaker 2: I wonder how the dams are. But you know what

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Speaker 1: This is my idea of hell. You're going to do

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Speaker 1: a Damn Watch and a Tide Watch.

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Speaker 2: What a great idea.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't an idea. Did you hear the tone of

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Speaker 6: This is a great idea.

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Speaker 2: You've had little to any sleep. You're on it last

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Speaker 2: night after the show? No, I was, And now are

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Speaker 1: There is something good coming up.

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Speaker 2: I'll have to fashion an introduction though, because I've got

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Speaker 2: Damn Watch intro and I've got Tide Times interest.

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Speaker 1: See, we won't have time for an intro.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'll get to it.

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Speaker 1: And we've got ten thousand dollars with headjams trade after

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Speaker 2: If you like to play thirteen WSFM, it's four to.

445
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Speaker 5: Seven, Good morning, Joinie and demand it's ten thousand dollars.

446
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well here it is. Do you have the right

447
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,959
Speaker 2: answers to our wrong questions? Thirteen WSFM? There is ten

448
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,280
Speaker 2: thousand dollars at steak with headjam Here's.

449
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,680
Speaker 1: How you play the game. And I ask you question

450
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,680
Speaker 1: number one, you say nothing. You give me the answer

451
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,159
Speaker 1: to that when I ask you a question number two,

452
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 1: and so on until the buzzer goes off. The minute

453
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Speaker 1: you're on, you're out. Get it right though, and as

454
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,960
Speaker 1: we say, you get ten grand. This year, we've changed

455
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,960
Speaker 1: it up a bit. You play the game the same way,

456
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,320
Speaker 1: same questions, same rules, but if you want to take

457
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:40,440
Speaker 1: the chickeney pants option or instant cash option, you get

458
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,439
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars for each one you get right along

459
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Speaker 1: the way. Get them all right, you only get six hundred,

460
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,080
Speaker 1: but you do get cash along the way.

461
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Speaker 6: Kathleen's and Lemia.

462
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Speaker 2: Hello, Kathleen, good morning, a great How did you fare

463
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Speaker 2: with the weather over the weekend.

464
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Speaker 4: I want just to dance the ducks for nothing at

465
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Speaker 4: the front door.

466
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Speaker 1: When the ducks have had too much rain. You know,

467
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,120
Speaker 1: there's been a lot of ducks.

468
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Speaker 2: Get back on the land's room wall, formation that one.

469
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Speaker 1: How do you want to play today, Kathleen?

470
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Speaker 4: Oh no, glory, King Graham, please all right to.

471
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Speaker 1: Bear Kathleen, ready to start, because here we go. Who

472
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: is Barack Obama's wife? From Which animal do we get cashmere, Michelle?

473
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:28,439
Speaker 1: Which bird has the longest wingspan? Which country is commonly

474
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 1: known as the land of the Long White cloud? Albatrov,

475
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 1: who was the first leader of the Soviet Union. Edwin

476
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 1: Behar is the actual name of which fictional teddy.

477
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, kath Lee, ten thousand dollars to go.

478
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 1: Get the ducks in. Let's celebrate boom god screw.

479
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 6: How good are you?

480
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,720
Speaker 4: My goodness, thank you so much.

481
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Speaker 2: You smoke that through.

482
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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

483
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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars. Oh don't you sweet Kathleen, Thank you

484
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Would you have known that final one?

485
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: You didn't need to But Edward Bear was the name

486
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 1: of which fictional teddy. Oh no, Winnie the Pooh, but

487
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: you didn't need to.

488
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Speaker 6: Know, doesn't amount pooh to that.

489
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Speaker 4: I'm going to cry.

490
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Speaker 2: Don't cry? Well, I cry right.

491
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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars is a great shot the arm on

492
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Speaker 1: a Monday.

493
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Speaker 4: W Thank you so much and thank you. You don't

494
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Speaker 4: know how much it's going to change things for me.

495
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Speaker 1: Oh, Kathleen so pleased to hear that.

496
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Speaker 6: Congratulations, Yeah you did it.

497
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Speaker 2: Congratulations Kathleen, good work you ten thousand dollars. Kathleen is

498
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Speaker 2: a winner, winner, right there, Come out next.

499
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Speaker 1: Donald Trump has had a beauty fail. No, we'll discuss

500
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Speaker 1: it first.

501
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Speaker 2: Really, it seems odd. Seven past seven WSFM one at

502
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Speaker 2: one point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Juency Demanda showers

503
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Speaker 2: twenty eight degrees in the city of possible storm showers

504
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,479
Speaker 2: and thirty in the west after a big, wet, old weekend.

505
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 2: The Wakeersse Parkway that's not working orderly, that's out of action.

506
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: Bridge Road, Newbridge Road. I'm disappointed in you. Usually you

507
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 2: stand up to it. But we've had a lot of rain.

508
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 2: There's been a bunch of rain.

509
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Speaker 6: Right now, it's twenty one degrees. It's eleven past seven.

510
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Speaker 1: You may have seen this photo that has gone viral

511
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Speaker 1: over the weekend and involves Donald Trump and a fake tan. Now,

512
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Speaker 1: I saw lots of fake tans on the weekend. Obviously.

513
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Speaker 1: With Dancing with the Stars, you can smell them a

514
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Speaker 1: mile off more than anything.

515
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Speaker 2: What do you say, it smells like it smells like

516
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Speaker 2: can well urine?

517
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Speaker 1: Do you think?

518
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Speaker 2: Do do you frequent a lot of places where camel

519
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Speaker 2: urine is available?

520
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Speaker 1: Well, I just it's a sort of a musky smell,

521
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Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah, you know you've tanned up?

522
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Speaker 2: Well I had to, yes, what is with dancers and

523
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Speaker 2: you've got to put tan on? I was supposed to

524
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Speaker 2: be Dracula in one of my dances and they said, no,

525
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Speaker 2: you gotta get a fake tan. I said, he's he's

526
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Speaker 2: racularly doesn't have a tan, and he.

527
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Speaker 1: Doesn't go out during the day. Christian Wilkins didn't do

528
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Speaker 1: the tan, and I kind of because he said it

529
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Speaker 1: just it would have looked ludicrous on him.

530
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he could have. He put some pants on

531
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Speaker 2: when he went into his rehearsal.

532
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Speaker 1: He looked like a little schoolboy.

533
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Speaker 2: Shots, shorty shorts, moose knuckle central.

534
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 1: But this photo of Donald Trump that has gone viral

535
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: is a photo off his face with his hair blown back,

536
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Speaker 1: and you can see where the tan line ends, and

537
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 1: his hairline is further back than that. So he's got

538
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Speaker 1: this orange spray mask. Someone has said it's like tuppleware

539
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,160
Speaker 1: after you put spaghetti in it, after you store spaghetti

540
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Speaker 1: in it. You never get that. And before you say,

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Speaker 1: as we would have with other people, maybe let's not

542
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Speaker 1: mock people for their appearance. Let's remember that he's made

543
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: a career before he was a president and after of

544
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Speaker 1: judging people on their appearance physically mocking them. So I

545
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Speaker 1: don't think we should have too much compunction doing that

546
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: with him. He of co says it's fake news. But

547
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Speaker 1: I saw and an article about the guy who took

548
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: the photo, and he said, I put on a filter

549
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: with my on the iPhone, but it's a that I

550
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: didn't dodge up the photo. That's how it was. Of course,

551
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Speaker 1: Trump has been saying recently that he looks orange because

552
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: of the light bulbs in the White House. This photo

553
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: was taken outside, so I don't know what his excuses are.

554
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: So fake tan can get you into trouble, absolutely can.

555
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: Do you remember we had a lunch couple of years

556
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Speaker 1: ago with our bosses Jonesy before we came back to

557
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Speaker 1: work in January, our bosses Jonesy, yeah good, and I

558
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 1: had I think I put on a fake tan myself.

559
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Speaker 1: I don't do it very often because as I get

560
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: older and my skin gets more motley, the fake tan

561
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Speaker 1: just locks on.

562
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Speaker 6: It hangs on that hangs on the old age spots.

563
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Speaker 1: I was going to say freckles. I mean, yeah, but

564
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: it does, and it makes me a skin look too spotty.

565
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: So anyway, I had this fake tan on and we

566
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Speaker 1: went to Catalina's beautiful restaurant in Rose Bay. The bosses

567
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Speaker 1: took us there and I had my arms on the

568
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Speaker 1: table on this beautiful white linen tape. You were holding

569
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Speaker 1: court and then at one point, so I'll just go

570
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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. And as I moved, I saw that

571
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Speaker 1: even when I stood up, my arm marks were still

572
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 1: on the table. My tan had come off on the table.

573
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Speaker 1: So I then spent the whole lunch looking like the

574
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Speaker 1: Sphinx with my arms laid on the table in front

575
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Speaker 1: of me because I couldn't move them or they'd have

576
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: left these terribles.

577
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Speaker 2: And I thought that you were going to lay something

578
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Speaker 2: heavy down because usually when you've got your arms on

579
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: the table, look yeah, But instead you were just didn't

580
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 2: want to embarrass yourself.

581
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Well, let's discuss this Tales of the Fake Tang.

582
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Speaker 6: The tribal drum will beat for this.

583
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: Late's so good. I always look orange.

584
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: If you're a man of the match. Two tickets to

585
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Speaker 1: Anthem's festival in the twenty March at Conwealth Park and

586
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 1: Camera and you get fuel and overnight accommodation. This is

587
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:48,120
Speaker 1: a festival of non stop hits. Oh Eskimo, Joe Rogue Traders,

588
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: Tweente ice House is that this is amazing. He were

589
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: good to you all for Tales of the Fake Tank.

590
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Speaker 6: Give us got thirteen WSFM. It's fourteen past seven.

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Speaker 2: What I won point WSFM, how it's Jonesy the matter

592
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 2: thanks to chemist warehouse showers, twenty out of the city

593
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 2: with a possible storm showers and thirty in our west.

594
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 2: Roads blocked everywhere, so live traffic in South Wales. We're

595
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: want to check that out on your phone. Vic of

596
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: course has all the latest traffic information. Cove me up

597
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 2: at seven thirty. It's seven twenty seven. Hello Jonesy and Amanda,

598
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: if you've just joined us.

599
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: We're talking tales of the fake tan.

600
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: The lake's so good. I always look orange.

601
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: Donald Trump harm has gone viral photo of him with

602
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: his hair swept back and his face you can see

603
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: bright orange face like a spray tan, or like he's

604
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: been sprayed at the car detailers, but with a big

605
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 1: gap where it ends. Obviously he's put this on when

606
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: his hair was down. His hair's blown back. It looks ludicrous.

607
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: He says it's fake. The person takes a photo says

608
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: it isn't.

609
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: He's pretty pasty, old Donald. That's what it is, isn't that.

610
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: But it's that orange thing. He often looks very, very orange.

611
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: He blames the lights in the White House, but well,

612
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: obviously Barack Obama didn't have that problem. But no one

613
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: else has ever complained about that. And this photo was

614
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: taken outside.

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00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 2: What's that about? Maybe surely get a better tanning thing.

616
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: What didn't you think?

617
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 2: Do you think?

618
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you think.

619
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Speaker 2: You've had a foray into fake tan?

620
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: Well? I don't do it very often, but I had

621
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Speaker 1: some on my I had fake tan. We went to

622
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Speaker 1: lunch with our bosses a few years ago, white tablecloths,

623
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Speaker 1: lovely restaurant. When I moved my arms, I realized that

624
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Speaker 1: where my arms had been on the table, I just

625
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: my fake tan had remained.

626
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 2: So you had remain in that position like the sphinx

627
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Speaker 2: the whole time.

628
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Speaker 6: Ali's in Penrith.

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Speaker 7: Hello Ali, good money goes good money, Amanda, Hi.

630
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Speaker 1: Ali, what happened to your tan?

631
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 4: We had a family.

632
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 7: Readion up north and for my grandmother and my cousins

633
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 7: all got together for a family photo, and one of

634
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 7: my cousins had a fake tan.

635
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Speaker 4: But when the photos came back from being printed.

636
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 7: Because we're going to put it in a frame for

637
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 7: Grandma's Christmas friend, one of my cousins looked like an

638
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 7: aunt Lumpa instead.

639
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Speaker 1: So you didn't notice it so much. On the day.

640
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: But when you looked at the photos with why that's terrible.

641
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Speaker 3: Oh.

642
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 4: I was going to say, who's that cousin?

643
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: I don't remember that one.

644
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm a weend. I had a fake tan once

645
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: and you have to keep it on for a few

646
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: hours before you can wash it off. And I walked

647
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: home and Harley said, Buller looked like I was Fijian.

648
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 6: Well, because when you first get it on, it's as

649
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 6: dark as anything.

650
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 3: I know.

651
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 2: You like Al Johnson. Yeah, absolutely, Christie's and sknives Hillo.

652
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Speaker 1: Tell us about your tan, Christie.

653
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Speaker 7: Oh. Hi.

654
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 3: When my son was about four months old, I was

655
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: a bridesmaid at my friend's wedding and we all got

656
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Speaker 3: fake cans and didn't.

657
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 4: Think much of it and all was good.

658
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Speaker 3: So I was away for the weekend and when I

659
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 3: came back, I was feeding my son and I fed

660
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Speaker 3: him at knife and everything. And the next morning I

661
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 3: woke up and he had this big orange mark around

662
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Speaker 3: his mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh, maybe that's what's happened with Donald Trump all over

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Speaker 1: his face. We're going to take.

665
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Speaker 2: More of your calls thirteen WSFM or so Bo Ryan

666
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Speaker 2: will be joining us. And the Rains were here all

667
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Speaker 2: weekend So I was watching Dancing with the Stars last night,

668
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 2: and I see I watched your face. There was a

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Speaker 2: moment where you looked a little distracted, and I have

670
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Speaker 2: thought that you were thinking, how are we going to

671
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: go tomorrow? Are we gonna have damn watch? Are we

672
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 2: gonna have tide watch?

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Speaker 1: You've misread my RBF in Tyler.

674
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Speaker 2: I was looking at your face, and that's what it

675
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: looked like to me. Anyway, I've come up with a

676
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 2: brilliant solution for that. It's seven twenty six. There's no sound,

677
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Speaker 2: comes fristed on.

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Speaker 5: Oh silly me.

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Speaker 2: Good morning to you. The tribal drummer has been beating

680
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Speaker 2: this morning.

681
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 6: Tales of the fake tan Lake's no good.

682
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: I always look orange.

683
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Speaker 1: Photos have been A photo has been circulating about Donald

684
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Speaker 1: Trump with his hair swept back right, orange face, but

685
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Speaker 1: with a border of his normal skin color. On show,

686
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Speaker 1: he says it's a fake photo. A person who takes it,

687
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Speaker 1: who took it and said, no, it's not. And we've

688
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Speaker 1: seen his bad tan on other situations, white eyes, orange face.

689
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Speaker 1: So someone said it's like tupplewear after you've stored spaghetti

690
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Speaker 1: in it. You could never get that, say, you never

691
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Speaker 1: get that stay now.

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Speaker 6: Jess is in Narrowena.

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Speaker 2: Hello Jess, good morning, How are you very well?

694
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Speaker 1: Tell us about your tan?

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Speaker 7: Well, it wasn't my tan. It was one of my

696
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Speaker 7: lovely Welsh best friends who was slightly pasty and decided

697
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Speaker 7: she wanted to have an natural fake tan. They'd read

698
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Speaker 7: about different concoctions that she could make, so she mixed

699
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Speaker 7: up one that she'd read about using coffee and hot

700
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 7: chocolate and made like a sort of paste and put

701
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Speaker 7: it all over her skin and sent us photos telling

702
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Speaker 7: us how wonderful she was and thinking this is just

703
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Speaker 7: so brilliant because she was doing this natural process instead

704
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Speaker 7: of going to the shops and getting paying for it.

705
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Speaker 7: And then she went to have a shower and she

706
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Speaker 7: washed it all off and it smelt lovely and I

707
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Speaker 7: think she was very refreshed. But when she stepped out

708
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Speaker 7: of the shower and looked in the mirror, thinking that

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Speaker 7: she was going to be nice and tanned, she was

710
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Speaker 7: just a glowing red from like a reaction with it.

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Speaker 1: So she had like an allergic reaction.

712
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it was like maybe the caffeine has work,

713
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 7: it's not.

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Speaker 1: Late to go on your skin.

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Speaker 7: No, No, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

716
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Speaker 2: And she would have smelt like a Gloria gene.

717
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: Maybe the strap a tea bag to all your extremities

718
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Speaker 1: and hope for the best. There you go and serve

719
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Speaker 1: with a nice biscuit on the sign.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, Jess.

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Speaker 2: It's twenty four to eight the pub test. It's Monday,

722
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Speaker 2: which means you're probably on your way to work. We're

723
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Speaker 2: talking open plan officers. Do they pass the pub test? WSFN?

724
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Speaker 6: What point seven?

725
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Speaker 2: WSFN? Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander. You can listen to

726
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 2: us twenty four to seven on the free iHeartRadio app.

727
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 2: Showers twenty eight degrees in the city with a possible

728
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Speaker 2: storm showers in thirty in our west. Right now it's

729
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Speaker 2: twenty one degrees. It's twenty to eight, and I'm glad

730
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Speaker 2: this is a great day. As we go into the

731
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Speaker 2: Jonesy Nomutter arms for the pub test. The open plan

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Speaker 2: office is dead.

733
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Speaker 1: Even thod Ikea has killed off its own office plan.

734
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Speaker 1: At work, the open plan has gone. This is a

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Speaker 1: thing I guess to save money in past years that

736
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Speaker 1: managers always have said, Hey, this will make people communicate better,

737
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Speaker 1: We'll get team spirit, et cetera. Maybe that's true, but

738
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Speaker 1: it was also cost cutting. They made your desk more

739
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: and more so you had to hot desk. You'd you'd

740
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Speaker 1: it's like being in a submarine. You'd have it for

741
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Speaker 1: a few hours, someone else would have it for a

742
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Speaker 1: few hours. The spaces were shared, but not a lot

743
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Speaker 1: of work gets done. You can't have a private conversation

744
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Speaker 1: in open plan office. You're trying to do your work.

745
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Speaker 1: You can hear other people talking. It's highly irritating, isn't it.

746
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 2: And if you're trying to if you're working on something

747
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Speaker 2: and then someone does the pipe in, I hate the

748
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: pipe in.

749
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not good with the pipe in. A Harvard

750
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Speaker 1: study has found that open plan officers actually decrease productivity,

751
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: with employees speaking less and emailing more, which was the

752
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Speaker 1: opposite of what it set out to do.

753
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Speaker 2: But some supporters of the open plan office would say, well,

754
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 2: it's harder to get a pasting from the boss because

755
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Speaker 2: you're in front of everyone. Well that's right.

756
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Speaker 1: Someone has said. I saw that they loved it because

757
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Speaker 1: they talked to their colleagues, They increased the office culture,

758
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Speaker 1: they were more collaborative, they communicated more. They loved it,

759
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Speaker 1: But not everyone agrees.

760
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Speaker 2: What do you think?

761
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: What do you make of this open plan? Officers? Do

762
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Speaker 1: they pass the pub test?

763
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Speaker 2: Give us go a thirteen WSFM, It's nineteen to eight

764
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: and innovation on the show. We've got some big tides.

765
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Speaker 2: We've got to check the dams. But how do we

766
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 2: do it all?

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00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 6: How does it happen?

768
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Speaker 1: Do we ignore it? Brenda?

769
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Speaker 2: Of course you don't. You can't ignore it. I've got

770
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: important news. But I've combined the two. I've put them together.

771
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I can take a deep breath.

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00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: It's seventeen to eight. Well at what point? Seven WSFM?

773
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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Showers twenty eight degrees in

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Speaker 2: the city, possible storm showers thirty degrees in our Westralia

775
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 2: web degrees. It's nine to wait. So I'm watching you

776
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: on Dance When the Stars last night. I noticed there

777
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 2: was one moment when Grant was talking away. You seemed

778
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Speaker 2: a little distracted of face, and I was thinking to myself,

779
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 2: you know what you're thinking. You're thinking it's been raining

780
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Speaker 2: a lot. I wonder how the catchment area is going

781
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Speaker 2: with all this?

782
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Speaker 1: Right right about my own catchment? Can I tell you

783
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Speaker 1: why I can't go to the toilet for three and

784
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Speaker 1: a half hours.

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Speaker 2: How did that go?

786
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Speaker 1: It's amazing how disciplined you can be when you have to.

787
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Speaker 2: Be the old PF. Did it all right?

788
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: Pelvic floor?

789
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

790
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Speaker 1: Well that plus industrial spink strength spanks helping all together.

791
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Speaker 1: Thinking of holding in the.

792
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Speaker 2: Catchment, although you had to have the tena lady in.

793
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Speaker 1: She is singer.

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00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 2: No, it's tenor lady, isn't it. I think it might

795
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Speaker 2: be you would have the Tenor lady.

796
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: Tenor lady makes you get onto that they'd pay me

797
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Speaker 1: a tenner.

798
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was looking at your little face and.

799
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Speaker 1: I was thinking, well, what do you imagining that? I

800
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: was thinking for you were.

801
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: Thinking, well, there's been a lot of rain around lately.

802
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 2: I wanted how that catchment's going. But you know what,

803
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 2: there's unprecedented high tides. We haven't had a high tide

804
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: for some time. And I know that you weren't a

805
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 2: fan of having the Tide Times bringing.

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Speaker 1: Back the tie Times. No, it definitively said no.

807
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 2: But how about we killed two birds with one stare

808
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: starting right now with this segment, we'll just have the

809
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 2: damn Watch and the Tide Times together. I called once

810
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Speaker 2: once only I'll see how it goes once only.

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Speaker 5: Anyone, no love of gods the West.

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00:35:53,640 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: It's two hour damn tide watch has jammed, jammed both

813
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Speaker 1: intros together.

814
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Speaker 6: It's damn tied watch.

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Speaker 1: So all right's start with the dams, because actually I

816
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: am a bit interested. I'm imagining that with all this

817
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: rain for three full days, hasn't it been that the

818
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: damn levels will be out?

819
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Speaker 2: We were at forty three percent capacity last week, so bad. Yeah,

820
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Speaker 2: of course that's bad. To your man, it is terrible.

821
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Speaker 1: It's better than ten percent.

822
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, it is better than ten percent. So we

823
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Speaker 2: had eighty point seven millimeters of rain in the catchment.

824
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Speaker 2: We are now at surely sixty no, forty three point

825
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Speaker 2: nine point nine. Yeah, so we went up point. Oh

826
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Speaker 2: that's disappointing, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: But is this one of those things we're in a

828
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Speaker 1: few days time.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we'll rush. Yeah, we'll have to check. We'll have

830
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Speaker 2: to check on Wednesday. We'll have to check on wednesday.

831
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Speaker 2: You want to know about the tides?

832
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: Sure, so high tide, king tide.

833
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: It's going to be a banging tide today, two meter tide,

834
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: meaning meaning your beach is in trouble. I had one,

835
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: not anymore nine point five, nine fifty six. This morning,

836
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,280
Speaker 2: it's going to be two meter tie, big up, big tide.

837
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: Do I take shelter?

838
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 2: Well, if you're near the water.

839
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: But that's exactly the point for many of us who aren't.

840
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: This is furious information.

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00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 2: This there's people right now going Jesus is good. I'm glad.

842
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: What a service. Thank you, Jonesy.

843
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 5: If anyone, the love of God goles win the words

844
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 5: turn thet's tow hour, damn tide wise happening.

845
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: Now here the day You're welcome.

846
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: One time only I heard you say it's six to eight.

847
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: I've got some news coming out at eight o'clock.

848
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: Then after that, well, bo Ryan's going to be joining us.

849
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: He made his debut on Dancing with the Stars. He's

850
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: a really you know, he's bose, a lovely guy, and

851
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: he's jocular, and he's physical. He's a footy player. He's

852
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: a bit of a comedian.

853
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: Why don't you just marry him?

854
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: Well, my point is that he struggled. You'd think with

855
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: all those attributes this would be easy for him. He

856
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: really struggled. Did well last night but found it hard.

857
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: Guess my girlies is back. The hotline nine oh six

858
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 2: one seven nine eighty four. It's five toway.

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00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 5: Go.

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00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 2: I want you to go right now. I feel like

861
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm taking please email to your windows, stick your head

862
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 2: on a jel down to the jonesy demand of arms.

863
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 2: The pub test this morning offers open plan officers. Do

864
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Speaker 2: they pass the pub test? I'm happy to hear that

865
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 2: the open plan officers are going to be phased out.

866
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: This was a big thing for a while. People thought

867
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Speaker 1: that hot desking and making us all work in one

868
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: big area would make us communicate better. Stop people emailing,

869
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: they discuss things face to face, and of course it's cheaper.

870
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: But a Harvard study has found that open plan officers

871
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: actually decrease productivity. Employees speak less, they email more. A

872
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: lot of people don't like it because you've got no

873
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: privacy and you can't personalize your space. You can't put

874
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: up your Gary Larsen cartoons everywhere.

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Speaker 6: Bread no, no, I love those things.

876
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: Sure you're going to have your pictures of Lenny Kravitz

877
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 2: when he popping out of his pants.

878
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: My love is tea towels, and I like to hang

879
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: around everywhere gonks, So what is a language? What do

880
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,319
Speaker 1: you think open plan officers. Do they pass the pub test?

881
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 4: I think because an open plan is a whole lot.

882
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 4: But you can see where everyone is and what everyone's doing,

883
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 4: and if you need some help you can ask someone.

884
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 4: So I think, yeah, I.

885
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: Think they're actually probably not a bad thing.

886
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 4: It's hard for someone to hide himself away in the

887
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 4: corner of an office and pretend they're working. If you're

888
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 4: out in the open I think everybody sort of knows

889
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 4: what everyone's doing, and you can hear what everyone's saying,

890
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: sort of. The might cheap a bunch of them. Honest,

891
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 4: I'm a loud person.

892
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 3: I work in an over plan office, and when I

893
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 3: walk in that door, see I looks onto your coach faces.

894
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 2: That would drive you crazy. I just don't like it,

895
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: because you know you might be thinking of some sort

896
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: of idea and then someone does the pipe in excuse

897
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 2: having an idea? For someone? Does the pie pin give

898
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: me a petition? Man gets my goolies is back this

899
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 2: morning That possibly the unsexiest number in the history of

900
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: the world is a Ghoulies hotline nine O six one

901
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 2: seven nine eighty four. If you call it there, you

902
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: could win a brand new Senjung Tivoli which is a

903
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,360
Speaker 2: good thing. Give us a call WSFM, but.

904
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 6: I won't played seven WSFM.

905
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: Howo there it's Jonesy Demanda thanks to Chemist's warehouse. Showers

906
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: twenty eight degrees in the city, possible storm showers thirty

907
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 2: an hour west. Right now it's twenty one degrees. It

908
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: is nine past eight. Various road closes about the place

909
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 2: because of the rains. I find it curious how many

910
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 2: people's cars went under water. Like there was a couple

911
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 2: sitting near Parramatta River having a look in the river,

912
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: and then the river just came along and took their

913
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 2: car away.

914
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: Are you suggesting Like when there are hailstorms, people go, oh,

915
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: look at the hall dam. You know that's on the

916
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: inside and I can see the broom you've done it with.

917
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: When I had that jeep Cherokee, whenever there was a

918
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: wind gust over forty k's, i'd park it next to

919
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 2: that big old gum tree and well it fell down,

920
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: but it fell the wrong way. Crush the letter instead,

921
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: crush the beams the wrong But over the weekend, you know,

922
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 2: I went down to the surf to have a look

923
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 2: on Saturday and my mother said, I'll.

924
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: Be wilful no, your Mum's right, it'd be wilful.

925
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 6: In my usual spot, it was kind of protected.

926
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,879
Speaker 2: But then I looked at it. I thought it's a mess.

927
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: Also, there's a lot of muck in there.

928
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 2: It's an ear infections, it is.

929
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 1: I saw some people saying that they were watching people swim,

930
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: and someone said, what what's all this brown foam? I say,

931
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: you know it's dog you washed off the streets. Get out.

932
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: So then I thought, you know, I just some jobs

933
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 2: around the house. So I'm working on making these steps

934
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: for my underhouse storage.

935
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 1: Does this story get interesting?

936
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: Old out of old palettes? But I couldn't use my

937
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 2: circular because of the rain, so I couldn't do that.

938
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: So then I was walking past the teav and in

939
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: a board board board like a little kid, and I

940
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: was just flicking through Foxtel and then Et had just

941
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: started the movie Et. Not fishing with Et, but Et.

942
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: How many times have you seen?

943
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 2: Well? I thought, oh, I watched, And I started to

944
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 2: watch surfing on Channel nine. They run WSL surfing. But

945
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: the commentators and surfing are possibly the most irritating people

946
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 2: in the world. They speak another language that I don't understand.

947
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 2: So I went back to ET, and I thought, I'm

948
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 2: not watching ET, and then all of a sudden, I'm

949
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 2: into ET. I was enjoying it.

950
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 1: I have to confess, I don't think i've ever seen ET.

951
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: You never see an old movie?

952
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: What E did it come out?

953
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: A two eighty one eighty two thereabouts?

954
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 1: I was probably in my cynical years. I was twenty

955
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: twenty one, and I probably it was too cynical maybe

956
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: to go and see ET.

957
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 2: I was fourteen, and I went with my mum, my

958
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 2: younger cousins.

959
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,959
Speaker 1: Did you cry in front of your mind? I didn't

960
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: you and your brother have matching shit?

961
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 2: Yes? We did. We were wearing matching Valua fleecy nice. Yeah,

962
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 2: he'd wear blue and I wore green. And you know

963
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 2: that my brother my mother, because our ages were about

964
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 2: sixteen months apart, and Mum used to always dresses in

965
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 2: the same class, which I hate it, but he liked it.

966
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 2: He'd sit there and he'd do it all the time.

967
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 2: So I'd wait till the last minute before we left

968
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: the house and I put a chop on it, and

969
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 2: then he changed it. And then one day Dad dragged

970
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 2: us both into the street in our underpants because we

971
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: wouldn't get dressed and I'll say this, My Andi's weren't matching.

972
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 2: So I won that day.

973
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember buying you the.

974
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 2: So No, it was good the way al I enjoyed

975
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 2: watching you know, the whole because I had BMX bikes,

976
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 2: had Drew barrymore. Remember this Alliga is in the suit

977
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: little this Yeah, Drew. That's when she used to drink

978
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 2: five cocktails a day.

979
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 1: How ironic that she now has given up the booze.

980
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: But she was heavily honored as a tea early tea.

981
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: She'd been in and out of rehab ten times. It's

982
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 2: thirteen past eight by Ryan will be joining someoch.

983
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: Yes, he danced on Dancing with the Stars last night.

984
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: How is he feeling the morning after?

985
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: We'll talk to the Bowman next one to one point

986
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Showers twenty eight

987
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 2: degree in the city, possible storm showers thirty in our west.

988
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 2: Right now is twenty one degrees. It's hell out there

989
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 2: on our roads. Have a look at me Live Traffic

990
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 2: Dot you South Wales app. Actually put it on your phone.

991
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 2: It's great.

992
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 6: It's twenty one past eight.

993
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: Well, I wonder if hearing this song this morning gives

994
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: bo Ryan a warm, beautiful feeling. Does it give him

995
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,919
Speaker 1: the shivers? He danced to this last night, first dance

996
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: out of the way, and now it's a brand new

997
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: day time for dance too, Bo Ryan, good morning.

998
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 4: Hey guys, thanks for having me bright and early.

999
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 2: Great.

1000
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: How are you feeling, because it often it feels like

1001
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: with that first one, you practice practice and suddenly you go, oh,

1002
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 1: hang on, I've got to do another one now I know.

1003
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 4: I that song actually, to be honest, that song reminds

1004
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 4: me of bills that I'm about to see in my

1005
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 4: letterbox when I get back to Sydney. So I've got

1006
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 4: a bit of anxiety about that because i't been home

1007
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 4: for that a week. But I feel I feel like

1008
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 4: it's just good to get that first one out of

1009
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 4: the way. That charcher, I'll bet we share a change

1010
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 4: in me and four of the other guys. So the

1011
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 4: charch are the straight leg one on. We struggled with it.

1012
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 4: We just we just can't naturally walk straight and more

1013
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: of a slouched over sort of guy. So I was

1014
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 4: a bit anxious about this dance, to be honest, but

1015
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 4: now it's gone. I never want to see it ever again.

1016
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the Church is probably the better one

1017
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 2: out of the quick step. That's terrible. That's KOOKI that's

1018
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 2: the worst one.

1019
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: What's the one you think you'd be good at.

1020
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 4: I actually I'm actually keen to do the Waltz or

1021
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 4: the self something. We're a bit lower. But as I said,

1022
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 4: the Church is hard. I've got Fox Trot next week.

1023
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 4: I think every day is hard. But I had fun

1024
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 4: last night. Man, I mean you were it. I mean

1025
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 4: it was it was a good energy and.

1026
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: It was a great night, and I thought you guys

1027
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: all did an incredible, incredible job for a first night.

1028
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 1: The standard was absolutely amazing. You got your shirt off,

1029
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: which is always going to help.

1030
00:45:46,239 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they wanted to look right off. I try

1031
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 4: and save the trump cut a little bit later. But

1032
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 4: I might have seez it next week. I don't know

1033
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 4: if you can take it off in the Fox Trouble.

1034
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: We'll see what happened to stir enough in that in

1035
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 4: the skybox. Up there, I don't know. I get well,

1036
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 4: I used to play footy and obviously do TV, and

1037
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 4: right I get it. Luck, I get a little bit nervous,

1038
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 4: but up there it was just that was hard. Man

1039
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 4: watching everyone dance nearly at first and then Christian and

1040
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 4: made everyone was good, and I'm just like, anyone going

1041
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 4: to be a little bit average, or is anyone's going

1042
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: to fall over at least? So I just spoke to

1043
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 4: Andrey before we went on in our sadness, feeling it's

1044
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 4: me or you. But luckily no one went out.

1045
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: No, no one fell over. I was a little bit

1046
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: disappointed there was no skidding over it at all.

1047
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 4: Well, I wanted to see at least someone hit the

1048
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 4: ground or some something catch on fire or some sort

1049
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 4: of drama. There was and hopefully next week.

1050
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's interesting that you we could see in

1051
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: the package before you dance that you find it hard

1052
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: to focus you dance, and Megan was saying, come on,

1053
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: you've got to concentrate. You've got to do this. But

1054
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: as a footing player you would have had to. You've

1055
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: obviously got discipline.

1056
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like routine and discipline, which we

1057
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 4: train early we dance. I call it train we dance early.

1058
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 4: We rehearsed early. But as what the longer the session

1059
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 4: goes in there for a while, I do get do

1060
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 4: you get very I got distracted everywhere I get distracted.

1061
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 4: But she's been good with me and we've finally got

1062
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 4: a bit of a good balance now where she will

1063
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 4: teach me something and then I get to process it

1064
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 4: where I walk away and look out in the window

1065
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 4: of my dance prison. So I just looked out there

1066
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 4: and contemplate life, and then I come back and it's

1067
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 4: all good. So the first couple of weeks she was frustrated,

1068
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 4: but now she gets it.

1069
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,479
Speaker 2: There you go and just don't do what your NRL player. Mate,

1070
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: Jason Stevens did because he's a Sharkis player as well.

1071
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 2: He went out first week and he also broke his

1072
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 2: dance partner's leg. That's right, How did that happen? He

1073
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 2: crash tackled.

1074
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: I thought they get some footage of him tackling her

1075
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: on the field and he broke a leg.

1076
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: I don't do that, mate, I saw.

1077
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 4: I'm really good mates to Jason. You know. I went

1078
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 4: down and I he was one of the first three.

1079
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 4: I said, I'm doing the show, and I think it

1080
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 4: triggered a memory for him that really, you know, it

1081
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 4: really traumatized him. But I don't know. I had a

1082
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 4: good chat to Travis, the AFL guy, and I mean

1083
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 4: The athletes are good because we're disciplined, but we're not dancing,

1084
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 4: so hopefully we can go pretty far because historically we

1085
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 4: haven't haven't gone that far. Although in New Zealand. Mandam Man,

1086
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 4: who my good mate, he wanted in New Zealand, I

1087
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 4: just find him a bit different.

1088
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 6: Your time, it's the time tonight.

1089
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: AFL guys do well, but no one's gone so far

1090
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 1: with NRL.

1091
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 6: This is your year, this is your time.

1092
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 4: But I know, and you know what. I'm actually also

1093
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 4: threatened about my daughter. I faced under this morning and

1094
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,959
Speaker 4: I've done a lot of TV and that she hasn't

1095
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 4: chard lest or played footy, but she's really pumped about

1096
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 4: this show. She doesn't really understand the scoring yet because

1097
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 4: she's seven and she doesn't really understand the system. I

1098
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 4: told her I'm winning, so I'm not going to let

1099
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 4: her go to school until I am actually winning.

1100
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 2: You are.

1101
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,439
Speaker 6: She'll be homeschool for the reason. So are you writing

1102
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 6: those down?

1103
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,719
Speaker 2: Don't crash, tackle your dance partner, take your shirt off

1104
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 2: next week and you'll be We won't be talking to

1105
00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: you next week because you'll be in Okay bo Yeah.

1106
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 4: And homeschool your kids into your insight.

1107
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right exactly, but apparently, but apparently we need

1108
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 2: no yes, yes.

1109
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: SMS boat.

1110
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: Done Dance with the Stars, Sunday seven thirty on ten

1111
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 2: Bo Ryan, Thank you, thanks Yang, it's eight twenty six.

1112
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 2: Gets my god, he is coming. I've got a new

1113
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 2: hotline number nine oh six one seven nine.

1114
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: Eight four trips off the tongue.

1115
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 6: Also, how did Liam go? He went off to his

1116
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 6: little university.

1117
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: He's off and running, off and running.

1118
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 6: We are going to the blob zone again.

1119
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: No, I've got no tears left.

1120
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 2: It's a twenty seven.

1121
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 5: You wear the same clauses yesterday, yesterday, same as the

1122
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 5: day before.

1123
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: So I texted Liam on his way to the university.

1124
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,959
Speaker 2: All you need to do, all you need, doom mate,

1125
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: is watch the complete works of Animal House, the movie

1126
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 2: on YouTube.

1127
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 6: And that's everything you need to know about university life.

1128
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: See all that stuff freaked would have freaked me out

1129
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: on my way to UNI. There are Animal House with

1130
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: food fights awful.

1131
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 6: What happened when you went to bathist Uni?

1132
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: When you sitting with all the people a little once

1133
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 2: he comes in there in a single it and you flannel.

1134
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: Well. I stayed my first year on campus. I was

1135
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 1: in all the Girls one, because I couldn't believe that

1136
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: in other dorms.

1137
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 2: It was co ed.

1138
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: You went to the toilet and a cubical next to

1139
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 1: a boy. He showered in a cubical next to a boy.

1140
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: It was so so confronting. So I was in the

1141
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: all girls one. It was Alan House or the nunnery,

1142
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 1: it was as it was known.

1143
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: And I remember, is that where you met Andrew Dent?

1144
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 2: And he was in the girls one too.

1145
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: He wasn't in the nunnery, he was in a different one.

1146
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: But the first, you know, a couple of weeks someone

1147
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: had a guitar. I loved this bit. We sit around

1148
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: and sing sing Jim Croache songs. Loved all that, but

1149
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: one girl said this UNI. And remember in O week

1150
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: orientation week, this UNI were into rock and roll, hard

1151
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: rock and roll. And here's me thinking, I wish I

1152
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: was just singing Jim.

1153
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: Croacherder So do we need to go to the blob

1154
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 2: zone again? I don't think I don't have got I

1155
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:00,800
Speaker 2: can put this on.

1156
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: No, we don't need, don't need we don't need that.

1157
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: But let me tell you how he went on, How

1158
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: he got on?

1159
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 2: How do you get well?

1160
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: I tried not to overcrowd him, because it's confronting for

1161
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old boy when your mum talked, I

1162
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 1: can't even imagine what it's like to have your mum

1163
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: go on the radio and cry over the idea that

1164
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: you're leaving home when as a teenager. Was an eighteen

1165
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: year old put that in his emotional arsenal, I I

1166
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 1: don't know it from me. I just giggled at the

1167
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: word arsenal. I'm sure. So I tried not to let

1168
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: my emotion overwhelm him. So on Friday night, he was

1169
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: leaving Saturday morning. On Friday night, I just was saying

1170
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: things like, oh, need any help, how are you going?

1171
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: Just tried to keep it practical, and at one point

1172
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: I said, look, can I do anything for it? He said, well,

1173
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: do you want to fold some of my shirts?

1174
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: You again?

1175
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: So I found myself I felt like I was in

1176
00:51:49,239 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: a sitcom because I was folding his shirts, and I

1177
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: found myself humming the Dixie checks. Yes, there's wide open spaces,

1178
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: check for him.

1179
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 2: Mom stairs out the window and says, I'm leaving.

1180
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: She said it didn't seem like a long ago went

1181
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: there a letter on, So I'm humming. This says, I'm

1182
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: folding his shirts. So I'm trying to contain myself as

1183
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: I am now. So he packed up and all that,

1184
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: and I had to go to Melbourne Monday. I been

1185
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 1: in Melbourne for Dancing with the Stars. So on Saturday morning,

1186
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: my cab was outside, I just said, okay, see you,

1187
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,440
Speaker 1: I just ran in the cabin.

1188
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 8: It's like I had to make a get away from

1189
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,839
Speaker 8: a bank robbery because it would all fall apart if

1190
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 8: I'd if I'd stayed. And so Harley drove him up there,

1191
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 8: and seriously, his accommodation is like mine wasn't UNI.

1192
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: It's like a prison cell. And that's what university accommodation is.

1193
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: It's like those Council of States you see on the bill.

1194
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: And so Harley wanted to make a bit of a

1195
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: speech when he left him, and he found he was

1196
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 1: overwhelmed and he couldn't because he's leaving Liam, who's twice

1197
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: the size of his own room with his prison bed

1198
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: linen on his prison bed. And Liam just has to

1199
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: walk out that door and make friends with everyone there.

1200
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 2: He's gonna be right, of course he is.

1201
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: It's like the first day of daycare, the first day

1202
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: of KINDI you have to go. Okay, it's over to

1203
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: you for a little while.

1204
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:28,800
Speaker 2: Now there it is. Well, don't worry, uncle Jones. He

1205
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 2: came to the four in your absence. I packed my

1206
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 2: beer bong collection for him and my homemade tattoo gun

1207
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh aren't you lovely?

1208
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.

1209
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 2: Thanks welcome. It's twenty to nine coming up, gets my god,

1210
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 2: he's got to say, on your case nine six one

1211
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: seven nine eighty four WSFM, Well I wont point seven WSFM.

1212
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jones. Get de man. You could always

1213
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 2: listen to us twenty four to seven on the free

1214
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Showers twenty eight degrees in the city with

1215
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 2: a possible storm showers in thirty an hour west. There's

1216
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 2: localized flooding all around the place, so check out the

1217
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 2: live traffic dot New South Wales. That's always handy. Or

1218
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 2: listen to vic LaRussa coming up very surely right out

1219
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,959
Speaker 2: its twenty two degrees at sixteen to nine. Exciting news

1220
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,280
Speaker 2: in the world of Keith Richards.

1221
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 1: He's alive.

1222
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 2: He's still going, but he took this up at fourteen

1223
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 2: years of age. He's finally kicked smoking. He's now seventy.

1224
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: Six, and he smoked since he was fourteen.

1225
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 2: I just finished reading his book Life, and he's taken

1226
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 2: every drug known to man. He did say that heroin

1227
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 2: was easier to kick than smoking, but he also did say,

1228
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 2: if you don't take cocaine, take pharmaceutical grade cocaine, because

1229
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 2: the other stuff that you buy from your average dealer

1230
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 2: is cut with all sorts of junk and makes you

1231
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 2: feel sick.

1232
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 1: But he's given all the drugs up as well.

1233
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, the drugs are all gone, and he gave up

1234
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 6: drinking as well.

1235
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 2: He has a beer or of wine every now and then.

1236
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: But wow, So there's Keith Richards. He's not taking drugs.

1237
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: He's really not drinking much and he's not smoking. Yeah,

1238
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: it's only for maldehyde that's holding him together.

1239
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 6: Because there was so much junk going into his system.

1240
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: I couldn't get through. It's like when you've got a

1241
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 2: block drain.

1242
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: I love what I sometimes see, you know, footage of

1243
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: disasters or whatever, and people say, what kind of world

1244
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: are we going to be leaving kids? I worry about

1245
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: how he's going to go forever, but it's not so

1246
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 1: much I think that he gave up the cigarettes. I

1247
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 1: think the cigarettes gave up him. I think they said,

1248
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: you know what.

1249
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 2: That's it.

1250
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: We've got nothing.

1251
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 2: We're out. It's our best and we're to stop you

1252
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: giving us a bad name. It's got it tonight and

1253
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 2: gets my gorulies come out. Have we got something on

1254
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 2: your case? We've got the new hotline number nine oh

1255
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 2: six one seven nine eight four one on one points

1256
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 2: e WSFM. Hewe there, it's Jonesy Demander. Showers twenty eight

1257
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 2: degrees in the city, possible storm showers and thirty in

1258
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 2: our west. Right now it's twenty two degrees? Is rain

1259
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 2: all about the place? I cleaned out my garters, cleaned

1260
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 2: out my box scatters.

1261
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: Did you get up in the Delu?

1262
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 6: Not in the del Us, but just the you know,

1263
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 6: the ground gathers, you know the greats it.

1264
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 1: You know it's biblical at the moment, isn't it. What's

1265
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 1: happening in Australia. There are some signs. Did you see

1266
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: that that photo of a sign saying look for bush

1267
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: fire warnings and that sign is half underwater.

1268
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy Shakespearean have droughts and flooding rains. I

1269
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 2: love a sunburnt country. Thank you, Dorothy at six to

1270
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 2: nine theoliest. We've got a googlies hotline. It's possibly the

1271
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 2: un sexiest hotline number in the history of the world.

1272
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 2: But we're stuck with it because it's free. It's cheap.

1273
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:25,640
Speaker 1: The number is and write it on an eggshell and

1274
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 1: keep it safe. Nine oh six one seven eight seven

1275
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: nine sorry eight four got it?

1276
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 2: Good there it is?

1277
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 7: What do we go? What gets my goolies is people

1278
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,360
Speaker 7: standing in the doorway of trains.

1279
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to get either on or off, thinking I'm

1280
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: being polite, but they don't move.

1281
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 3: They're not getting on, they're not getting off, They're just

1282
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 3: getting in everybody's way.

1283
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: They also bluffed a handrail for people who might want

1284
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 1: to use a hand rail.

1285
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 4: So that's what gets my goolies, people standing in the

1286
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 4: doorways of range.

1287
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:04,560
Speaker 1: Thanks Jonesy and Amanda Bye bye. It's a good gulie.

1288
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: And yes, and people do it in lifts too. I've

1289
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 1: been known to do it. You've accused me of way

1290
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: to let people come out.

1291
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 2: Will you barge in the list before everyone gets off

1292
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 2: the lift?

1293
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't aware I did it until you pointed

1294
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: it out.

1295
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 6: And you do it in the toilet as well, bargin,

1296
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 6: get out of there.

1297
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Well, that's foul.

1298
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 2: Out with a bat in with the good of you

1299
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: do that? You just ring us nine oh six one

1300
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 2: seven nine eight four. It's for tonight.

1301
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: A favorite caller, email or Facebook friend gets two tickets

1302
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: to Anthem's Festival on the twenty eighth of March at

1303
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: Commonwealth Parking Camera will give you fuel and overnight accommodation.

1304
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: Anthems a festival of non stop hits. Have a look

1305
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: at the bands playing. Absolute extraordinary.

1306
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 6: There's great bands playing there.

1307
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 2: You also get the Jones amount of tetel and the

1308
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 2: Jones and Amanda branded Yo yo, How cool is that now?

1309
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: A photo of Donald Trump and his terrible fake tan

1310
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: has gone viral on the weekend. Is hair. You may

1311
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: have seen. His has been blown back and his face

1312
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: is orange, but with a border around it, so it

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Speaker 1: looks like he's sprayed it through a mask.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the tribal drum was beating four tales of the

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Speaker 2: fake tad. The Lake's no good. I always look orange.

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Speaker 1: His face looks a little bit like his stored spaghetti

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Speaker 1: in some tupperware. His Christian survives.

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Speaker 3: When my son was about four months old. I was

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Speaker 3: a bridesmaid at my friend's wedding and we all got

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Speaker 3: fake cans and didn't think much of it, and all

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Speaker 3: was good. So I was away for the weekend, and

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Speaker 3: when I came back, I was feeding my fun and

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Speaker 3: I fed him at knife and everything. And the next

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Speaker 3: morning I woke up and he had this big orange

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Speaker 3: mark around his mouth.

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Speaker 2: Could be worse all the grooms, but could have it

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: Right enough.

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Speaker 2: The total recourse, Mike, we'll be back again tomorrow. We'll

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Speaker 2: see you then, good deed to you. Well, thank God,

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Speaker 2: that's over.

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Speaker 4: Good bite, good bite, wipe the two boo from your own.

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Speaker 8: A podcast of today's show is available to download from

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Speaker 8: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: All the cool kids are doing it.

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Speaker 4: Than Chip.

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Speaker 2: Good Fine one O one point seven W seven streaming

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Speaker 2: on the free iHeartRadio app.