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Speaker 1: You suck of wine.

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Speaker 2: This is a tasty burger in the US, and they

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Speaker 2: very rich people like to drink of wine.

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Speaker 3: What do you guys want?

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Speaker 1: Sour cream and onion ships with some beef jerkeys and

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Speaker 1: pinut butter. It's some hunting does ice cream? Point brin crackers?

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: I like to drink mine more rast.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Wine. It's sas solving the world's problems one

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Speaker 1: glass of wine at a time. Yeah, we are going

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Speaker 1: to get into why men spend so much time on

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Speaker 1: the toilet very shortly. But the other part about this

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Speaker 1: podcast is that if you're new to the podcast, each week,

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Speaker 1: every one of us is going to bring something which

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Speaker 1: we which we hope will solve, the problem that we're

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Speaker 1: trying to solve. Okay, and when we bring that thing up,

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Speaker 1: what you'll hear is you'll hear a sound effect.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm going to change the sound effect every week, but.

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Speaker 1: This week you'll hear Woody Air kissing Delta gudroom in

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Speaker 1: the studio, and then you'll hear the theme song from

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Speaker 1: Wine and Snacks. So it'll sound like this, and you'll

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Speaker 1: hear that when each one of the three of us

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Speaker 1: brings our thing for this.

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Speaker 3: Week me air kissing delt a good room.

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Speaker 4: It's one of my favorite moments.

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Speaker 1: Wheah.

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Speaker 5: It's got nothing to do with men's bending time on

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Speaker 5: a toilet, absolutely not mate.

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Speaker 4: And every week it will have nothing to do with

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Speaker 4: the topic. It'll just be a torching of you and.

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Speaker 3: A quick insert for the wool and Woody fans or

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Speaker 3: new people to the podcast. Yes, that is genuinely how wood.

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Speaker 3: He greets every female celebrity that has ever entered the

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Speaker 3: studio that we've interviewed. I'm Lauren Phillips.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now now in the stairwells, I can help her.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what happens.

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Speaker 3: It echoed in the stairwell.

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Speaker 4: It came back to you do it.

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Speaker 3: From sweet acoustics.

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Speaker 2: It's the word.

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Speaker 4: The whining is a cracker. If you want to get yourself.

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Speaker 1: It's a twenty eighteen Sepults charazos from made up near

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Speaker 1: the Grampians. That's where Sepults is from. Its very old

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Speaker 1: winery eighteen fifty one. Very easy to drink, super super smooth.

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Speaker 2: For that's the smoothest charas I reckon I've ever had.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think the cooler climate sharazzes tend

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Speaker 2: Should we be drinking it cold? If it's from a

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Speaker 4: Will it's not cold? Currently? What's that you're saying? Should

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Speaker 4: we put it on ice? No?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, question.

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Speaker 1: Just because something's from the cold doesn't mean you need

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Speaker 1: to consume it cold.

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Speaker 3: When he was like tracking in the microwave, but like

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Speaker 3: my wine warm.

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Speaker 2: If it's grown in the cold, yeah, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 2: it tastes better in the cold.

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Speaker 1: I disagree with that on so many fronts. Enough, so

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Speaker 1: many fronts.

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Speaker 3: This is a good discussion, it's goods.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good discussion.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, No, it's a Cracker twenty and eighteen separate

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Speaker 1: Shallon Bush.

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Speaker 4: It's actually probably their entry level scheras as well.

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Speaker 3: So like for what it is, what's the price point there?

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Speaker 2: I think people who are listening you might want to know.

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Speaker 1: I think I bought a case of them, so I

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Speaker 4: To buy them in it for cases because they get

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Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, Like I get it.

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Speaker 1: I think I got them like twenty bucks a bottle,

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Speaker 1: and they're probably worth it that I what's that have

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Speaker 6: We have?

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Speaker 5: This is probably the first podcast we've done, by the way,

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Speaker 5: where we've well, I've consumed a lot of one before

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Speaker 5: we've even started because we were, to be honest, we

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Speaker 5: were dick farting around for a while doing audio and stuff.

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Speaker 5: Well I wasn't dick futing.

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Speaker 2: I was ready to go.

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Speaker 5: But the snack I've got and quite seriously, I think

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Speaker 5: this is one of the best chips that's on.

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Speaker 2: The market right now. And I mean that truly, and

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Speaker 2: this is not a paid bit.

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Speaker 5: I think red I think Red Rock Delly changed the

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Speaker 5: game of chips, would you boys agree?

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Speaker 3: No doubt about that.

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Speaker 2: When Red Rock deliez.

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Speaker 3: I am drunk. No, no, I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 3: I've had one and a half. Yeah, drinking, very responsible.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, when Red Rock Delly.

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Speaker 5: When they came to the market, when they came to

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Speaker 5: the market, they when they came became a thing. They

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Speaker 2: Am I right?

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Speaker 3: Boys?

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Speaker 2: Like there wasn't really a gor matrix.

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Speaker 4: They were doing a craft. They were doing a craft chip.

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Speaker 1: I'd rock It had a crunch.

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Speaker 1: It was doing flavors that the smiths weren't it was.

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Speaker 1: It was doing your sweet chili sour creams, your honey

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Speaker 2: Were doing your classics better. They were doing balsamic vinegar

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Speaker 2: and salt, you know what I mean. And I changed

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Speaker 2: the game. And then all of a sudden, and Kettle,

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Speaker 4: Put Kettle on the back foot.

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Speaker 1: People at Kettle were like Jesus Christ, They've come for us.

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Speaker 5: And for a number of years I would say, Kettle

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Speaker 1: It's a sort of chip that if you're invited to

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Speaker 1: carry Packer's house, god rest carry packet, you'd take the kettles.

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Speaker 1: Now you used you used to take the red rock.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you were going to if you're gonna

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Speaker 1: take I mean, you probably wouldn't go for a packet

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Speaker 4: If you got invited to carry Packer's.

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Speaker 3: House, you might respect that. Actually, maybe checking our slab

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Speaker 3: of pies and some kettle chips, I think, yeah, this

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Speaker 3: guy knows his fucking stuff.

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Speaker 1: Sign up, but potentially a slab of pies I don't

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Speaker 3: Very pack would polish a slap.

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Speaker 5: To his new There was a story this year that

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Speaker 2: No, it's a big story.

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Speaker 5: No, obviously not anyway, the flavored chip is chunky, and

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Speaker 2: Chunky.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not the flavor of the no, no style.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting there.

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Speaker 5: But the chunk on these chips, as you boys will

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Speaker 5: all agree, it's very different to a standard ship like

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Speaker 5: it almost feels like you're having like a like a potato.

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Speaker 4: Would you equate the thickness of chip too.

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Speaker 2: A Frisbee, a small small Frisby.

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Speaker 3: Carnival and you get that potato potato twisting on a stick.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's a big daring thing. Yeah, I got one

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Speaker 2: of them, indar.

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Speaker 1: One potato spiral.

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Speaker 5: It's delicious. It's delicious anyway. And the flavor is Himalayan

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Speaker 5: pink salt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they are. They're a thicket chip.

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Speaker 4: Than you expected, there's no doubt about it.

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Speaker 5: You do get less, yeah, no, and that's a fair

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Speaker 5: less six grams, not a lot of chip.

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Speaker 1: So the topic this afternoon, why do men spend so

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Speaker 1: much time on the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Now, this is actually something we brought up on the

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Speaker 4: show on the Will and Woody Show, woulds Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 1: There's two parts of this question. Why do men spend

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Speaker 1: so long on there? That's the first part. But the

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Speaker 1: reason that it is a topic is because women in

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Speaker 1: particular resent how long men spend on that. So we

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Speaker 1: will get to women resenting their partners spending too much

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Speaker 1: time on the toilet. But to kick things off, I've

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Speaker 1: Is forty with Paul Rudd who escapes a party to

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Speaker 1: go up and play words with friends on the johnt

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Go in the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: You've been up here for a really long time.

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Speaker 4: Now, Oh I'm almost done.

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Speaker 3: If you've done in a seconds, it's.

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Speaker 1: The fourth time you've gone to the bathroom today. Give

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Speaker 1: me a break.

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Speaker 7: Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?

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Speaker 4: John Goodman?

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Speaker 1: So get this men over the age of thirty eight.

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Speaker 1: This is the survey that it's done in the UK.

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Speaker 3: So Joel's included him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, four you Joel, we'd get you in the

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Speaker 1: above fifty five break agent time has ravaged me because

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Speaker 1: of my two children under six, but I'm thirty four. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, sure mate, in your book dog alright. So,

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Speaker 1: men over the age of thirty eight, seventy percent admitted

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Speaker 1: to spending upwards of thirty to forty minutes on the

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Speaker 1: ninety percent admitted to spending more than twenty minutes. Wow,

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Speaker 1: versus women who just pretty much across the board spent

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Speaker 1: ten minutes. Now, I don't know about you guys. That's

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Speaker 1: about right. Yeah, a twenty minute sessh for me, pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's I'd pay a little bit less. But obviously if

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Speaker 1: I'm at home versus at work, very different.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm a less guy. I think I'm a

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Speaker 2: lot less guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Right, where are you at, Joel?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to get to that when I bring

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Speaker 3: up my thing.

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Speaker 4: Well, you can bring you think up now if you like, Wow, wow,

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Speaker 4: brought early?

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Speaker 3: Maybe we should like, I feel like we're right.

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Speaker 4: Here, crack in bang.

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Speaker 3: I forgot that we were. I'm happy to go early

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Speaker 3: this week. So, like the scene we just played from

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Speaker 3: this is forty, mine is going to be about escapism.

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Speaker 3: Yeah for dads, Yeah, but what I'm going to bring

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Speaker 3: up which I think will be an interesting chat for

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Speaker 3: you guys, And what you think is as well is

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Speaker 3: once a woman becomes a mother, does she join our

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Speaker 3: exclusive club of people who just love sitting on the

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Speaker 3: tourat a bit of time to escape. So I know

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Speaker 3: my sister, she's not listening to this. She won't be.

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Speaker 3: She definitely does this since she's become a mum. I've

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Speaker 3: noticed over to see her. She's like, can you just

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Speaker 3: watch the girls for a sec. I'll be right back

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Speaker 3: and just going to the bathroom. She's gone for more

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Speaker 3: than half an hour and I don't notice. I'm just

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Speaker 3: busy with the kids.

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Speaker 1: It's a refuge. It's a refuge.

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Speaker 3: It is honestly like Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it.

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Speaker 1: Is my with the crystals, crystal crystals and talks to

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Speaker 1: Darrell on the John.

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Speaker 3: If I had an unlimited budget when I eventually become

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Speaker 3: a home homeowner, will I would love to have a

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Speaker 4: He calls it the cave. He calls the toilet the cave.

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Speaker 3: Which is like what Joel said.

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Speaker 3: At some time when it's more than ninety percent more.

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Speaker 3: We don't find was getting some wine. I think you

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Speaker 1: You go straight to the john straight to the bathrooms,

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Speaker 3: I'm just on the toilet, mate, how show?

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Speaker 4: It's the only safe place.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit heavy to bring up. It was too

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Speaker 4: So that was a bad decision, and that was bad.

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Speaker 1: It is the only place that you feel like you

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Speaker 4: To go and never think to yourself.

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Speaker 1: long that the and he didn't move because he was

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Speaker 1: heaving so much that the sense of lights went out

449
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Speaker 1: and he thought that he shared himself blind. Do you

450
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Speaker 1: remember that. I remember the lights went out on this

451
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Speaker 1: big and the lights went out, and he thought he himself.

452
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Speaker 3: Because he closed his eyes.

453
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Speaker 2: He closed his eyes on evacuation, so like bang opened it.

454
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Speaker 3: God.

455
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Speaker 1: So that's a cautionary tail for anyone's spending too much

456
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Speaker 1: time in there. So the next question is, though, like

457
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Speaker 1: what are we actually doing on there?

458
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Speaker 2: In the past, it would have been different, like and

459
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Speaker 2: maybe I saw my dad take the newspaper to the toilet.

460
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Speaker 4: We were talking about it was the newspaper?

461
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Speaker 1: Was it?

462
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Speaker 3: Every single morning he would take the newspaper.

463
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Speaker 1: This is this is probably an interesting question for everybody,

464
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Speaker 1: is what was the literature that your dad had at

465
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Speaker 1: the toilet he was there was toilet.

466
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Speaker 4: Literature as well. There was literature that was kept by

467
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Speaker 4: the toilet.

468
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Speaker 3: That was banned at our house. Got bad magazine rack.

469
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Mum didn't allow that, Mum, no rack. Dad would

470
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Speaker 5: have loved a rack in the Sorry.

471
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Speaker 1: Dad would have.

472
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Speaker 5: Killed for some literature in the bathroom. Yeah, Mom didn't

473
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Speaker 5: allow that. It wasn't good with the fengsh way. She

474
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Speaker 5: thought it was gross. So Dad would have to have

475
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Speaker 5: to be yo literature every for every single session. Yeah, Okay,

476
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Speaker 5: I think that's been Yeah, but I think that's been

477
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Speaker 5: made redundant now by iPhones and even Dad. Now, I'm

478
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Speaker 5: sure he takes the iPad.

479
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Speaker 1: Because the phone's good enough, but you've got the Internet

480
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Speaker 1: at your finger. Do you know he's going in for

481
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Speaker 1: a sesh wine when he grabs the iPad.

482
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Speaker 3: Under the like he's going out to face the new

483
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Speaker 3: with the new ball.

484
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Speaker 2: But now that we're talking about my dad, I feel

485
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Speaker 2: like I should.

486
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Speaker 1: My My thing is to bring my father, is to

487
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Speaker 1: call dadhnice and.

488
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Speaker 5: Just talk to him, because again, I feel like seventy

489
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Speaker 5: percent of my childhood was my dad on the toilet.

490
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Speaker 5: I think you'll pick up a private number, so you

491
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Speaker 5: just want to try him off the desk there. But

492
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Speaker 5: if he doesn't pick up, he might be freaked out.

493
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Speaker 6: Hello.

494
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Speaker 2: Hey Dad, Hey, you going with Woody.

495
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Speaker 5: I'm making you a very special guest on a new

496
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Speaker 5: podcast that we're doing called Wine and Snacks.

497
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Speaker 6: Sorry.

498
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Speaker 5: Yes, And the topic today, Dad, which I'm sure is

499
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Speaker 5: one that's very close to your heart, is why do

500
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Speaker 5: men spend so long on the toilet? Something that I

501
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Speaker 5: know is close to your heart as that A lot

502
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Speaker 5: of my childhood was spent with a relationship with you

503
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Speaker 5: through a bathroom door.

504
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Speaker 6: It was teaching you the importance of patience. And I

505
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Speaker 6: appreciate one of your first lessons you work in the family.

506
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Speaker 3: House, among so many lessons that you talk me.

507
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Speaker 1: But so just before you go on that is that

508
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Speaker 1: is that is really really funny that you're because Steve

509
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: Joel just played audio over his little boy outside the

510
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Speaker 1: toilet having a conversation with him, and I just think

511
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Speaker 1: it's hysterical because as soon as you said that, would

512
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Speaker 1: he I instantly was transported to my old family homes

513
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Speaker 1: toilet door and talking to Dad, and Dad like holding

514
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Speaker 1: the door slightly and be like, yeah, mate, I'll just

515
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Speaker 1: be another five what.

516
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Speaker 4: Do you want?

517
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Speaker 1: And me having a you'd have a full on conversation

518
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Speaker 1: with you, Dad, wouldn't.

519
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Speaker 5: You, Dad, you had the you were always banished to

520
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 5: the bathroom in the laundry and unfortunately sliding and Dad

521
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 5: only had the sliding door sliding, and.

522
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Speaker 6: People took advantage to that door.

523
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Speaker 3: Absolutely, one band my dad to the laundry downstairs. You go,

524
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Speaker 3: They all get banished.

525
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Speaker 5: But I remember Dad, sometimes, if I was lucky, I

526
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 5: gotta I gotta like a ten centimeter opening through this

527
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 5: lighting door just so you can eyeball me and go.

528
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 6: What if if I was in a good mood.

529
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: I got fit as well? What's with that? Why did

530
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: you open the door? We can hear you, but you

531
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: can slide the door open a little.

532
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Speaker 6: So you can look at it being sort of more

533
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Speaker 6: sort of accommodating and being.

534
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Speaker 3: More so Dad, So why did you spend so long

535
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 3: in there?

536
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Speaker 7: Though?

537
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 6: Well, it's it's it's like where do you go for silence,

538
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 6: like to meditate, to just get away, just drift away

539
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 6: away from the normal, you know, assholes and all the

540
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 6: drama going around. Where what have you done your homework? Well,

541
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 6: you know, you just disappear. And none would say don't

542
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Speaker 6: go to the toilet, because if you've got to go,

543
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 6: you got to go, yes, And and that could be

544
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 6: your little escape and then you know, yeah, it's just

545
00:23:58,680 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 6: just silence.

546
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 3: How had it done?

547
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 6: Is golden?

548
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 2: How did mum feel about your extension?

549
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 6: She discovered a bit of a patent developing around me.

550
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 6: It's worth around time. Suddenly I'd have a toilet. Yeah,

551
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 6: it was sort of about twenty minutes at the time.

552
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 6: It was perfect that the whatever was being done, the

553
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 6: preparation for the dinner or barbecue or cleaning something, it

554
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 6: would be over. And I said, did I miss that?

555
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 6: Here we're going you know that third cost for years?

556
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I distinctly recall that.

557
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 5: Distinctly recall that, So Dad, So I mean, don't we

558
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 5: don't want to get into the nitty gritty of what

559
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 5: goes on in the toilet. We don't know what happens

560
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 5: in the toilet, but obviously the business gets done in

561
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 5: five or ten minutes. How much longer were you spending

562
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Speaker 5: when when really like it was like, there.

563
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Speaker 6: Was no ten minutes the side, so.

564
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Speaker 3: You think it on this another ten minutes in there

565
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 3: no no, no.

566
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Speaker 6: Ten minutes either side of the motion.

567
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Speaker 8: Of the sure.

568
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 3: Ten minutes to relax yourself.

569
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Speaker 6: Without pretty five minutes, but my calculation.

570
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Speaker 3: Sorry, you know ten minutes sitting there being like I'm

571
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Speaker 3: not ready.

572
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Speaker 6: I'm that's a fake.

573
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: Part of the act, a part of the act.

574
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Speaker 6: So you go in there, read the paper. There was

575
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Speaker 6: probably pree iPad days.

576
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 2: So yeah, so what are you What are you doing

577
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,000
Speaker 2: on the iPad?

578
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 7: Dad?

579
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 6: Just what what what you're doing? You're scrambling through catching

580
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 6: up with Facebook's Will and Woody up.

581
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Speaker 1: To of course, thank you, thanks mate, appreciate that pre

582
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 1: plug plugging, pre plugging our own podcast. I like it.

583
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: Take it anyway we can get and see.

584
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Speaker 4: I appreciate that bit of.

585
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 6: An automatically open So Will and Woody the I pad?

586
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Nice, Steve, did did you ever? Because one of the

587
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: things that we haven't spoken about yet is like, yeah, sure.

588
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: So on the one hand, a lot of people are

589
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,840
Speaker 1: using a lot of dudes are using the toilet as

590
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: this escape that they've got. So with the stat was,

591
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: eighty four percent of men go on their news social media,

592
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: sixty two percent of men watch the news, eighty percent

593
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: just use it for their alone time. But the other

594
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: part of it is work and like, yeah, so something

595
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: like sixty three percent of Americans men admit to receiving

596
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: phone calls on the John.

597
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Speaker 4: Oh, no, have you ever taken a call on the John, Steve.

598
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Speaker 6: No, I'd say no, definitely interesting.

599
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 2: I was gonna hazard a guess and say that you're

600
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 2: on the John right now.

601
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 3: It is very going. It is in the laundry.

602
00:26:59,520 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: Camera.

603
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 6: Well, actually pull myself up and not say that. But

604
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 6: some people do have conversations. Yes, with the members of

605
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 6: the white Wall family, which will be unnamed, of.

606
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 4: Course, take a phone call on the John.

607
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 6: Yes, and actually yes, we were you do a fine conversation.

608
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 3: Were you about to are you about to bring up

609
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: my beautiful mother?

610
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 6: I'm not going to know names, but interpret bring want

611
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 6: to interpret? And her best friend almost damn, it's the

612
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 6: alleged person. She knows what's going on because it helps her.

613
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 6: It helps her.

614
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 3: Let's mom never listens to this podcast.

615
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: What she calls her best.

616
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 6: Mate and he relaxes her and she and Candy knows

617
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 6: what the routine is. And I talk for ages and

618
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 6: ages and Melissa goes there and seriously, if she didn't

619
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 6: have Candy on the phone, she reckoned, she wouldn't be

620
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 6: able to would Steve? Or do I need a safe house?

621
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: I think my house is always a safe She calls

622
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: her so Candy, So Candy.

623
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, conversations just between the three of us.

624
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: So, so, Steve, what your want? Your wife's best friend?

625
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: So when she gets a phone call, is she like,

626
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: you know, is this for a catch up or just

627
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: so you can take a ship? Like?

628
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 4: Does she need to do they clarify that.

629
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's an intelligent woman. She's just highly suspicious and

630
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 6: she's blunken up to the fact that that's the routine.

631
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 6: So right, Yeah, she knows what's going on absolutely, and

632
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 6: she's very happy to be in some sort of way.

633
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 4: What a great friend.

634
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 3: What a great friend.

635
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 6: That's what friendships all about. That say, anyway, I haven't

636
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 6: got that sort of companion.

637
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't don't call me, don't don't just think, don't

638
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 3: just think.

639
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: You can jump on the podcast anytime you need to

640
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: do the dead Dad.

641
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 5: You've been amazing, mate, Thank you for all your incredible insights.

642
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 6: Do I have to put a actually, like a restraining

643
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 6: order on you? Guys? Is the third phone call in

644
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 6: forty eight hours? Yeah, it's a restraining order. Is there

645
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 6: something like that that you can put on.

646
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 3: I think you've got more problems to worry about than Yeah,

647
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: restraining orders against your son and the radio show. You've

648
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 3: got to somehow find a safe house. Your wife is

649
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 3: going to murder you ever finds out you talked about her.

650
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 6: Maybe the restraining order should be on my Yeah.

651
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: I think if anything, it's your wife best friend Candy,

652
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: who probably needs to get the restraining order. It.

653
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 3: Candy sounds like a bit of a sick I think

654
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 3: I can't hang one. I want to have a bad

655
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 3: word said about Candy. She's my godmother. Well, she's talking

656
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 3: to your mum on the John. She knows about it.

657
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 3: She's assisting stand correct.

658
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:15,720
Speaker 6: That is six.

659
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: All right, dad, we'll let you go.

660
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 4: Great, Thank you again.

661
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 8: There.

662
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 4: Oh so good.

663
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Speaker 2: I didn't know that about my mom.

664
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Speaker 1: Wild So that goes back to a question that I

665
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: was asking earlier in this podcast about women on the

666
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: John has compared to men, because I have a theory,

667
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 1: and what do you you'll back me up here that

668
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: women spend a nondescript amount of time on the toilet,

669
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 1: or an ambiguously similar amount of time on the toilet,

670
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Speaker 1: so you never know what they're doing in there.

671
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Speaker 5: Our wheas are always shorter than women's, though, because they

672
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 5: need to sit down and watch the point getting headshakes.

673
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Speaker 3: From our digital producer out there. It's it's it's longer,

674
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 3: isn't it much longer?

675
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Speaker 2: No, it's not the women.

676
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 3: The women thing is interesting because yes, I mean depending

677
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Speaker 3: on the household that you live in. I've got a

678
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Speaker 3: very I've been with my wife for like sixteen years.

679
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: Yes, you can never tell us she's taking a poop.

680
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: She's that quick. Will as my bike like what you

681
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: would you did a pooh in that time? She'll do

682
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: it in the ad break up that when we're watching

683
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Speaker 1: the footy.

684
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 3: That's your producer, is Kate disagree? No, it is the same.

685
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 3: I feel like the entire female species are all part rabbit.

686
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 3: Hang on, sorry, yes, he's being deposited. And second, yeah

687
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 3: we're going, so we're going to do you feel comfortable?

688
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: I just like to stress that what I'm trying to

689
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: say is I think they deliberately make the amount of

690
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: time the same because I think that when they're at

691
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: parties or out at dinners welcome Kate. When they're out

692
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: at parties are out at dinners, you never know where

693
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: they're doing a wheel, we're doing a pool because it's

694
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: always the same amount of time. So the question is

695
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Speaker 1: do women cultivate an amount of time so that you

696
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: never know what they're doing in there.

697
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Speaker 9: Personally, it's you just wait, I don't like spending too

698
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 9: much time on the toilet, So I think number two's

699
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 9: are quicker because we don't just like hanging around number ones.

700
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Speaker 9: You might hang around longer.

701
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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

702
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Speaker 1: So that nearly proves my hypothesis because it means with

703
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: the number ones you extended for longer, and number twos

704
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: you go for shorter. So you end up generating this

705
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: golden figure, which is about seven or eight minutes. Oh, definitely,

706
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: it's about.

707
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 2: Less less way less.

708
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, So let's call it. Let's call

709
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Speaker 1: it less than five Yeah, less than five minutes, which

710
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: means you never.

711
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 2: Know what a woman's doing in there. Do you stick

712
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: around longer with the Wii because that's less gross?

713
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 7: Yeah?

714
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,959
Speaker 2: That is so we brought up gross earlier.

715
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 5: Yes, a big reason why women don't spend a long

716
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 5: time in the bathroom with Yes, I was just like,

717
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 5: this is great, and I'd like.

718
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: To and I'd like to double down on that and

719
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: say the old factory bulb, which is the the bulb

720
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: at the end of your nose, which measures smells. It

721
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: is Women have sixteen point two million smell cells in

722
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: their old factory bulb.

723
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 4: Men have only nine point two million.

724
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: So women have seven million more ways to detect odors

725
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: than men. That is, yes, seven million more ways. So

726
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: like that reminds you of like you know when you

727
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: used it, Well, I used to smoke with my mates

728
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: and you know, we'd all have it. We'd all have

729
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: a dart. We were wearing our jackets and like, you know,

730
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: whatever we did, you check the gum in, spray yourself

731
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: with you know, your links Africa afterwards, and then you

732
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: walk out.

733
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 3: We don all smell each other.

734
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 4: God, we don't smell like anything.

735
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: And then as soon as you walk in your girlfriend

736
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: like where the fuck have you been smoking? And you're

737
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: you're gone, you and you're gone when you walked in

738
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: the door, that you didn't stand a chance.

739
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: No, my mum used to complain about smells all the time.

740
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 3: There and just go.

741
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: So that's another part where I think that men are

742
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Speaker 1: very happily spending a lot more time in the talk

743
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: because we just don't smell.

744
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 4: How gross it is.

745
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 3: One of the dames that just banished to the laundry

746
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 3: toilet downstairs. Get out of here. You're not allowed to

747
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 3: use the on suite.

748
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 4: Yes, fascinating.

749
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 9: I agree, though I can smell my boyfriend's running shoes

750
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 9: if they're in like the same room, I'm like, they

751
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 9: need to you need to take them to laundry.

752
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeeah.

753
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:26,399
Speaker 7: Yeah.

754
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: Is there is there some people buck the curb.

755
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: I'm sure there there are outlies words, but you might

756
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: just need to and realize that that biologically, I think

757
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: women have got us there.

758
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I think mine like I'm

759
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 3: on the high.

760
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: Spoken like a true man. Very very good stuff.

761
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 4: Kate, thank you so much for your input. You've been out,

762
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 4: You've been sensational digital producer.

763
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 2: Fascinating insight.

764
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 3: We needed that.

765
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 2: Now we'll obviously you need to bring your.

766
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: So just before we wrap, Yeah, just before we wrap,

767
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: just before we wrap things up.

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Speaker 4: Remember it. Start of the podcast, I said, there are

769
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 4: two parts of this whider men spend so long in there?

770
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 4: But more importantly, why is this an issue?

771
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: Because why do women resent how long men spend in there?

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00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Seventy two percent of women are the ones who actually

773
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: clean the toilet and then stock the toilet paper in

774
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,800
Speaker 1: the toilet. Despite the fact that men are the ones

775
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: that stay in there twenty eighteen.

776
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 2: You're okay, that's still seventy two, but that is very.

777
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 4: Ridiculous, outrageous.

778
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 3: Women need to take a stand on that. Seriously, seven

779
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 3: toilet is.

780
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: In the in our household.

781
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just like a due diligence, like a toilet.

782
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: Seventy two percent of women clean and stock the toilet

783
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: paper in the toilets man's job, and yet the man

784
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 1: goes in and spends twenty to thirty minutes at a time.

785
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: So there's no doubt that there's a little bit of

786
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: upheaval there because we have had a few men talking

787
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: about how much we've annoyed women on the toilet. So

788
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to all a surprise guest. Now, Hello, I've

789
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: brought Joel's wife, Keisha.

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00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Hey, hey, so good love to what he's

791
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 8: been saying.

792
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 3: So Key should talk to us about.

793
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: The amount of time Joel spends in the bathroom.

794
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, the time all right, time frame anywhere from

795
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 7: like twenty to forty minutes.

796
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 4: He's a twenty to forty man.

797
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 1: He's a man, and that does that annoy you.

798
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 7: Keish absolutely like kind of scent annoys me.

799
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 3: Have you've done this to me?

800
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 1: Why?

801
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 8: Why?

802
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 4: Why do you think? Why do you think he's spending

803
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 4: so long in there?

804
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 9: No?

805
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 7: I have a theory, actually, no, he I think he

806
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 7: comes up with his best content on the toilet.

807
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 5: Oh, so, as how you always report to you after

808
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 5: the bathroom and saying like, kay, you've just had an

809
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 5: amazing idea on the toilet.

810
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 7: No, you just look on his social media page and

811
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 7: see what he's posted.

812
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: Toilet post.

813
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 8: You hang on.

814
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: Because I have actually genuinely come up with stuff that

815
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 3: we've done on the Will and Woody show on the

816
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 3: toilet's contaminated by your time.

817
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 6: On the job.

818
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 7: You look at his feed and you can pick it

819
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 7: for sure. It's like any movie reviews, any like sports reviews,

820
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 7: like they're done on the toilet.

821
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing. It is pretty amazing with men though,

822
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: like you know, instantly with guys posting or chatting. Often

823
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: when you get into a solid text conversation. Look, I

824
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: know with my a M if I'm at work and

825
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: I have a solid text back and forth with her,

826
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: often three messages in, she'll be like, you're on the john,

827
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: aren't you, Because yes, you're giving me. Yeah, you're giving

828
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: me right now, I know you're on the toilets.

829
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 5: One perspective we haven't heard from as yet on this

830
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 5: podcast is a woman with children and does that lead

831
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 5: to more time on the bathroom. So my question to you,

832
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 5: if it's okay, if you don't mind divulging when you

833
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 5: had kids, did that lead to you wanting to have

834
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 5: more solitude in the bathroom or not?

835
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm not gonna lie. I probably spend more time

836
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 7: in the bathroom too, right, Okay, Yeah, Well it's if

837
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 7: he's at home. If he's not, then probably well you've

838
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 7: got no option.

839
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, So if Joel's home, then you'll also see

840
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 5: it as a moment to go, I'll get some alone

841
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 5: time in the bathroom.

842
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, because two boys are so heck? Is that it's like, yeah,

843
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 7: a little bit of like just extra quiet is bonus

844
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 7: man in a day?

845
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally, I get it.

846
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 3: Totally. Yeah, that makes sense.

847
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: We were talking before about the fact that your your

848
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: testosterone levels are your they compete with your oxytocin levels.

849
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: So your oxytocin's like your your love drug, like your

850
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: capacity to be kind effectively. Yeah, and apparently apparently if

851
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: you testosteronees peaking too much. If you got too much

852
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: aggression going on. Let's say you're angry at your kids

853
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: and stuff. Sometimes you needed a bit of a tap out,

854
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: a bit of a get out of jail free card.

855
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: Need to go to the toilet, sit down, let your

856
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: feel good, let your testosterone drop, and then let your

857
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: oxytocin begin, and then you can actually be a little

858
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: bit more balanced when you come out of there. So

859
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: the question is, after Joel's been on the John for

860
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: forty minutes, does he then when he comes out of there,

861
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: do you get the feeling that he's a bit more together?

862
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 4: Does it feel like he's at a therapy session?

863
00:39:59,600 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

864
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 7: Know what, Like I didn't really think of it before,

865
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 7: but yeah, he's actually got like a bit of a

866
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 7: pepony step. It's more like, you know, cute on for

867
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 7: the kids or like, all right, let's go, let's do

868
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 7: it all.

869
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 3: I can't believe the betrayal of you coming on this podcast.

870
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: Cute up your wife in the background is an ultimate

871
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: anytime anytime. I know, yes, thanks for joining us. Case,

872
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 1: where are you right now?

873
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 7: I mean the eldest child's bedroom. I've closed the door

874
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,479
Speaker 7: and there, Yeah, I just had to escape for again

875
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 7: five minutes.

876
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 1: Wow.

877
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 7: Wow, I don't know what they're doing at the moment.

878
00:40:51,160 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 3: Destrawing my toilet, probably saving thank you, I can't belie you.

879
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 4: Bust Yeah, yeah, absolutely he swindled you.

880
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 3: How did you get her number?

881
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 4: By the way, a mate we used to text back

882
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 4: in the day.

883
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 6: Didn't you know.

884
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: We used to get potato and a stick up in dulin.

885
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so that is one s.

886
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: Thanks for today, guys, So there you go. Don't be

887
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:17,840
Speaker 1: angry to guy. If he spends so much time on

888
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: the toime, he's probably just trying to get his ship

889
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: together so that he can face the world and be

890
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: the guy that you need him to be on the outside.

891
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: Either that or he's just enjoying a very good read.

892
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 5: But also, I mean, give him twenty to twenty five

893
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,279
Speaker 5: and if he's spending forty to forty five torched the man.

894
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and make him clean it and may and he's

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Speaker 1: spending that much time there, he should be the one

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Speaker 1: to clean it as well.

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Speaker 4: We will see you guys next time. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Nice