Speaker 1: There is a sexy list that has just hit the world.
Speaker 1: The sexiest of sexies. Now, unfortunately, Mitch, you did not
Speaker 1: make the list. And Britt, it's only men on this list,
Speaker 1: so you also did not bear mad. But now it
Speaker 1: is sexy for a reason that I think doesn't get
Speaker 1: enough airtime. These are the sexiest bald men in the world.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't mind a board men.
Speaker 3: Is a surprise that comes as a real surprise to me, Britt. No, you,
Speaker 3: I mean I used to hook up with a ball guy.
Speaker 3: Not that that's like, but I remember there was one
Speaker 3: in particular. I loved it. I don't think there's anything
Speaker 3: wrong with it.
Speaker 4: Do you like rub it after for good luck? He's
Speaker 4: like a genie?
Speaker 3: No you do? You give it all a rub? Three
Speaker 3: three wishes.
Speaker 5: I prefer hair. I love a head of hair. I'm
Speaker 5: all about the hair. So ball does nothing for me
Speaker 5: to help me going.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, look let me change your mind, Mitch.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm all about. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: So there was a couple of different factors in which
Speaker 1: they critique the hotness of these men.
Speaker 4: Number one head shape No.
Speaker 1: Number one on the Yeah, head shape is important. You've
Speaker 1: got nothing to high behind and you've got a regular
Speaker 1: shaped head. That's going to play a factor. But no,
Speaker 1: the hottest one on the list. We can debate about
Speaker 1: this afterwards, but just hear me out. It was Prince William. Okay,
Speaker 1: will you I know, hottest bald man in the world.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what they judged them on. Facial proximity.
Speaker 1: I think that that's kind of like symmetry, but they've
Speaker 1: caught it. Facial proximity. Shiny head factor very important. No
Speaker 1: one wants a bald man who has an embraced being
Speaker 1: bald and it's just growing out the wispinessing bald hina
Speaker 1: ride up.
Speaker 2: I would go so far as to say Prince William
Speaker 2: is not bald. I would say he's going bald because
Speaker 2: he still has that ring of hair around the side.
Speaker 3: It's bald on top. That's not bald, but the bald
Speaker 3: on top is shiny.
Speaker 1: Okay, Voice attractiveness because the overall hotness of these men
Speaker 1: and height also plays it plays a factor because if
Speaker 1: we're not going to be baldest, we'll be highest instead.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to say this, Okay, we're all about
Speaker 1: celebrating a short king, and I think we need to
Speaker 1: start celebrating the ball Kings.
Speaker 4: Hold, Yeah, I mean no, I can't get around this.
Speaker 5: Number two is Vin Diesel with a score of eight
Speaker 5: point eight one.
Speaker 4: He's an uber passage.
Speaker 1: He's hot.
Speaker 2: No, he's hot, but his head is really probably a
Speaker 2: bit too big for me.
Speaker 3: Number three is probably what I would have put at
Speaker 3: number one.
Speaker 2: So number three is Jason Samuel Jackson. At number five,
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan, Yes the Rock, Yes would go there, would
Speaker 2: would tap Harry Cruise at ten.
Speaker 1: No, do you know who's missing from this? Now this
Speaker 1: might not be a household name, but you'll remember the
Speaker 1: visual of him.
Speaker 3: You're Jeremy Meeks.
Speaker 1: So he was the hottest mugshot guy, you know that,
Speaker 1: like amazingly attractive man that went viral and he was
Speaker 1: like the hottest criminal ever.
Speaker 3: He committed a crime, but he's so sexy with his
Speaker 3: bald head.
Speaker 4: He's a charged felon.
Speaker 5: Would I can't get around his ball.
Speaker 4: Like the gay community, I don't want to shame, but
Speaker 4: I like it. I like it. If I'm dating, I
Speaker 4: want a head of hair. Also, I'm dating people like.
Speaker 5: In their mid twenties, So if there's no hair at
Speaker 5: the mid twenties, you's a worry genetics wise.
Speaker 3: Do you think you're hair midch like? Do you think
Speaker 3: you hide behind your hair a little?
Speaker 4: Give me it's a Monday afternoon because your.
Speaker 2: Hair, I feel like your hair is How would you
Speaker 2: feel if you were bald?
Speaker 3: Because I feel like you would present yourself differently? Am
Speaker 3: I right?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, I'd go straight to Madam two swords and
Speaker 4: hair pleece, I blew it. I'd be on the first
Speaker 4: flight to Turkey.
Speaker 3: I think you're wrong.
Speaker 1: Like when I said when I was in my twenties,
Speaker 1: I used to think that it wasn't attractive. As I'm
Speaker 1: getting older, I'm all, I'm all for it. I had
Speaker 1: there is no part of me that has an aversion
Speaker 1: to bald.
Speaker 4: Now I think I need to embrace the why.
Speaker 3: I think you would have just as much luck dating
Speaker 3: if you were bald.
Speaker 1: You have now the hottest Yeah, bowling ball that there
Speaker 1: is shaped round hair.
Speaker 4: Now I look like Voldemort if he was on pregnant
Speaker 4: ze like I would be so swollen.
Speaker 2: Why don't we get one of those bald apps I
Speaker 2: thought we were going to get. Why don't we get
Speaker 2: some clippers and shavy head? Why don't we get one
Speaker 2: of those apps and make you bald. Put it on
Speaker 2: your dating site and see what happens. I would prefer
Speaker 2: it if we shave your head and then put on
Speaker 2: the dating side. We could do that first.
Speaker 5: I will know, I will do that. I will do that.
Speaker 5: At what we edit myself to be bored and see
Speaker 5: if I if.
Speaker 3: I your head and then put Yeah, it's an intervention.
Speaker 4: You guys are pre planned.
Speaker 3: It's not an intervention. I just know.
Speaker 1: This is more me wanting to prove to you that
Speaker 1: bald men are just as datable as unbald.
Speaker 4: I'm down for a challenge.
Speaker 5: Awkward though, if I book a date and I turn
Speaker 5: up and they're like, ship, what what pills do you
Speaker 5: want to grow?
Speaker 1: That? That's thick. Lu I went to Turkey and had
Speaker 1: a hair transplant on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: I've got one more Aussie lad Fisher DJ Fisher.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he went back to the list. You've dropped
Speaker 4: me so I didn't. All right, we'll update you.
Speaker 5: I'm going to edit my my Tinder photo apps and
Speaker 5: we'll give you an update.
Speaker 3: Give me your dating profile.
Speaker 4: You're now you got my phone board king?
Speaker 3: All right, I'm titling it