WEBVTT - MINI! Bald men…. Can they be sexy? 👨‍🦲

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<v Speaker 1>There is a sexy list that has just hit the world.

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<v Speaker 1>The sexiest of sexies. Now, unfortunately, Mitch, you did not

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<v Speaker 1>make the list. And Britt, it's only men on this list,

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<v Speaker 1>so you also did not bear mad. But now it

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<v Speaker 1>is sexy for a reason that I think doesn't get

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<v Speaker 1>enough airtime. These are the sexiest bald men in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I don't mind a board men.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a surprise that comes as a real surprise to me, Britt. No, you,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I used to hook up with a ball guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that that's like, but I remember there was one

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<v Speaker 3>in particular. I loved it. I don't think there's anything

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you like rub it after for good luck? He's

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<v Speaker 4>like a genie?

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<v Speaker 3>No you do? You give it all a rub? Three

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<v Speaker 3>three wishes.

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<v Speaker 5>I prefer hair. I love a head of hair. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>all about the hair. So ball does nothing for me

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<v Speaker 5>to help me going.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, look let me change your mind, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm all about. Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was a couple of different factors in which

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<v Speaker 1>they critique the hotness of these men.

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<v Speaker 4>Number one head shape No.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one on the Yeah, head shape is important. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got nothing to high behind and you've got a regular

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<v Speaker 1>shaped head. That's going to play a factor. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>the hottest one on the list. We can debate about

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<v Speaker 1>this afterwards, but just hear me out. It was Prince William. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>will you I know, hottest bald man in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you what they judged them on. Facial proximity.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that that's kind of like symmetry, but they've

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<v Speaker 1>caught it. Facial proximity. Shiny head factor very important. No

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<v Speaker 1>one wants a bald man who has an embraced being

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<v Speaker 1>bald and it's just growing out the wispinessing bald hina

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<v Speaker 1>ride up.

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<v Speaker 2>I would go so far as to say Prince William

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<v Speaker 2>is not bald. I would say he's going bald because

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<v Speaker 2>he still has that ring of hair around the side.

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<v Speaker 3>It's bald on top. That's not bald, but the bald

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<v Speaker 3>on top is shiny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Voice attractiveness because the overall hotness of these men

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<v Speaker 1>and height also plays it plays a factor because if

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to be baldest, we'll be highest instead.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm going to say this, Okay, we're all about

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<v Speaker 1>celebrating a short king, and I think we need to

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<v Speaker 1>start celebrating the ball Kings.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold, Yeah, I mean no, I can't get around this.

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<v Speaker 5>Number two is Vin Diesel with a score of eight

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<v Speaker 5>point eight one.

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<v Speaker 4>He's an uber passage.

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<v Speaker 1>He's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's hot, but his head is really probably a

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<v Speaker 2>bit too big for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Number three is probably what I would have put at

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<v Speaker 3>number one.

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<v Speaker 2>So number three is Jason Samuel Jackson. At number five,

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Jordan, Yes the Rock, Yes would go there, would

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<v Speaker 2>would tap Harry Cruise at ten.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do you know who's missing from this? Now this

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<v Speaker 1>might not be a household name, but you'll remember the

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<v Speaker 1>visual of him.

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<v Speaker 3>You're Jeremy Meeks.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was the hottest mugshot guy, you know that,

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<v Speaker 1>like amazingly attractive man that went viral and he was

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<v Speaker 1>like the hottest criminal ever.

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<v Speaker 3>He committed a crime, but he's so sexy with his

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<v Speaker 3>bald head.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a charged felon.

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<v Speaker 5>Would I can't get around his ball.

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<v Speaker 4>Like the gay community, I don't want to shame, but

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<v Speaker 4>I like it. I like it. If I'm dating, I

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<v Speaker 4>want a head of hair. Also, I'm dating people like.

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<v Speaker 5>In their mid twenties, So if there's no hair at

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<v Speaker 5>the mid twenties, you's a worry genetics wise.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you're hair midch like? Do you think

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<v Speaker 3>you hide behind your hair a little?

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<v Speaker 4>Give me it's a Monday afternoon because your.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair, I feel like your hair is How would you

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<v Speaker 2>feel if you were bald?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I feel like you would present yourself differently? Am

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<v Speaker 3>I right?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Yeah, I'd go straight to Madam two swords and

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<v Speaker 4>hair pleece, I blew it. I'd be on the first

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<v Speaker 4>flight to Turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when I said when I was in my twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>I used to think that it wasn't attractive. As I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting older, I'm all, I'm all for it. I had

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<v Speaker 1>there is no part of me that has an aversion

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<v Speaker 1>to bald.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I think I need to embrace the why.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you would have just as much luck dating

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<v Speaker 3>if you were bald.

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<v Speaker 1>You have now the hottest Yeah, bowling ball that there

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<v Speaker 1>is shaped round hair.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I look like Voldemort if he was on pregnant

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<v Speaker 4>ze like I would be so swollen.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't we get one of those bald apps I

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<v Speaker 2>thought we were going to get. Why don't we get

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<v Speaker 2>some clippers and shavy head? Why don't we get one

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<v Speaker 2>of those apps and make you bald. Put it on

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<v Speaker 2>your dating site and see what happens. I would prefer

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<v Speaker 2>it if we shave your head and then put on

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<v Speaker 2>the dating side. We could do that first.

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<v Speaker 5>I will know, I will do that. I will do that.

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<v Speaker 5>At what we edit myself to be bored and see

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<v Speaker 5>if I if.

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<v Speaker 3>I your head and then put Yeah, it's an intervention.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys are pre planned.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not an intervention. I just know.

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<v Speaker 1>This is more me wanting to prove to you that

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<v Speaker 1>bald men are just as datable as unbald.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm down for a challenge.

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<v Speaker 5>Awkward though, if I book a date and I turn

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<v Speaker 5>up and they're like, ship, what what pills do you

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<v Speaker 5>want to grow?

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<v Speaker 1>That? That's thick. Lu I went to Turkey and had

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<v Speaker 1>a hair transplant on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got one more Aussie lad Fisher DJ Fisher.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, he went back to the list. You've dropped

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<v Speaker 4>me so I didn't. All right, we'll update you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to edit my my Tinder photo apps and

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<v Speaker 5>we'll give you an update.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me your dating profile.

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<v Speaker 4>You're now you got my phone board king?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm titling it