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Speaker 2: H yeah yeah yeah, now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah's cutting room?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for? This is our podcast?

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Speaker 3: This is something we didn't get around to talking about

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Speaker 3: on our radio program.

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Speaker 2: So much to talk about today. There was a lot today.

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Speaker 3: You know, we spoke about driveway time that women and

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Speaker 3: at though I was only one enjoy driveway time. This

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Speaker 3: is where you come home from work, the shops wherever.

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Speaker 3: And you know that going inside the house means a

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Speaker 3: whole of chores, a whole of stuff, you have to do,

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Speaker 3: a whole lot of noise. So just sit in your

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Speaker 3: car for as long as you can. Well, how about this,

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Speaker 3: So that's driveway time. What about these statistics on bathroom time?

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Speaker 3: Forty three people lock themselves in the bathroom for peace

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Speaker 3: and quiet.

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Speaker 2: Are you one of those?

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Speaker 1: No, I like to go in there and do my business.

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Speaker 2: You're not a hang around her, are you?

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Speaker 1: Well? I I'm a man and that's what men do.

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Speaker 1: Do you?

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Speaker 2: Are you on your phone? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I try not to do that because it's not

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Speaker 1: good for you. Because you know, when you're on the

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Speaker 1: toilet and you're looking in your phone, all of a

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Speaker 1: sudden you're on eBay. And you're looking at stuff, and

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Speaker 1: you've been on there for twenty minutes, and then you

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Speaker 1: go to get up and you can't walk. You're like,

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Speaker 1: you're like Terminator when they're bottom part of his body's

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Speaker 1: been cut off. You're walking out of the bathroom. I'm

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Speaker 1: crawling out on your arms. Of course, all your legs

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Speaker 1: have gone down. Do you ever get bad?

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Speaker 3: No, because I don't hang around in there and look

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Speaker 3: at my phone. But also it's not just that that's

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Speaker 3: bad for you. I think I was reading somewhere that

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Speaker 3: young people are spending so long sitting on the toilet

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Speaker 3: scrolling the phones. It's not good for your in it's

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Speaker 3: coming out from your bod bot. Yeah, all your stuff's

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Speaker 3: hanging out for too long, your entrails will come out. Well.

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Speaker 2: The apparently this is according to a survey who's put

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Speaker 2: this survey together, well bathroom people Villa Royal Bosh.

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Speaker 3: If the survey was done by insincorated people, they'd say

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Speaker 3: people like to be.

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Speaker 2: In inside and scator to relax.

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Speaker 1: The duddy people have put this survey together. But the

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Speaker 1: tag with a big grade of salt, a.

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Speaker 2: Big grade of toilet paper.

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Speaker 3: They said the forty three percent like to lock themselves

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Speaker 3: away to enjoy the quiet, thirteen percent seeking peace from

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Speaker 3: their partners. So particularly those from the ages of eighteen

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Speaker 3: to twenty four, spend the most time relaxing in the

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Speaker 3: bathroom just being on their phones, averaging two hours and

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Speaker 3: thirty six minutes per week, which adds up to being

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Speaker 3: one working day per month spent on the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Recently, we went away and we stayed some people's houses

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Speaker 1: and we didn't know that well, and we're on this

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Speaker 1: at this house. The house had six adults, two kids

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Speaker 1: I was anxious. I was a bit anxious because I thought, well,

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Speaker 1: when because one toilet and that's one toilet and shower

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So it's a whole thing.

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Speaker 3: What you hope for yourself? We talk a lot about

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Speaker 3: toilets in this podcast, don't we. What you hope for

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Speaker 3: yourself in that situation? Is you going if you have

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Speaker 3: to do a number two, that you do and then

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Speaker 3: that's what you're hoped for, but your body doesn't always

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Speaker 2: How did it go for you?

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Speaker 1: Well, well, okay, I really at first I was very anxious.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh God, good going on.

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Speaker 3: We're anxious that people would come in straight after because

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Speaker 2: I'm in here and they wait outside the door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a few army mates and they're saying

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Speaker 2: It was going to have to be a.

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Speaker 3: Because do you have a particular one at home that

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Speaker 3: if you have to have a bit of a sit, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: My house has five toilets. Wow, five, that's how bad

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Speaker 1: So it's easy. I've taken it for granted. I can

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Speaker 2: But this I really appreciated a toilet.

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Speaker 3: And how did you make it work? Were there people

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Speaker 2: No? No, that was the last enough, friend's heading off.

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Speaker 2: They headed to the servant.

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Speaker 1: What I did is I just timed everything, so I

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Speaker 2: You're sure you want to eat that right now, then

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Speaker 2: I would be.

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Speaker 1: Then I would work out when I was going to

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Speaker 2: And it worked out okay.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I began, I came to appreciate what it's

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Speaker 2: The house on firing and run away.

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Speaker 3: When we grew up, we only had one toilet in

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Speaker 3: was the number two toilet.

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Speaker 2: That's all sensors.

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Speaker 1: That's when you know you've made it in the world

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Speaker 1: when you get another toilet. That's for me, that's swimming

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, well, it's quite all right to do this

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Speaker 3: if you unlock yourself in the bathroom for piece, and.

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Speaker 1: Not if there's one toilet.

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Speaker 2: No, no, that's right, crikey.

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Speaker 3: No, This counselor has said we need coping strategies when

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Speaker 3: life becomes overwhelming and stressful. The bathroom is a socially

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Speaker 3: acceptable place to retreat to when vital flight response is triggered,

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Speaker 3: particularly at work. I don't know if you suddenly disappeared

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Speaker 3: like I, come on, it's very obvious where you've gone.

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Speaker 3: It's you know, it's People might be too polite to ask,

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Speaker 3: but I wouldn't be. Has Jonesy gone to do the

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Speaker 3: world's longest number two?

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Speaker 1: Well, we all know it's you. When you walk off

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Speaker 1: and you've got the per form guide under.

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Speaker 2: Your arm, that doesn't happen, and you can of Glenn

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Speaker 2: twenty that doesn't happen.

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Speaker 3: Do you think the phrase give it twenty is coming

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Speaker 3: from Glenn twenty? And if not, why isn't that they're

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Speaker 3: selling point?

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Speaker 1: Is it twenty minutes of time?

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Speaker 3: Or is it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. You got there, all right?

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Speaker 3: If you you see the marketing, remember that came from me.

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Speaker 3: I'd like some reimbursement.

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Speaker 2: Copyright the months me. Now I'm off for a book

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Speaker 2: I enjoy. Okay, kids, that's it for today, come back

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Speaker 2: tomorrow for morrow. Jonesy and Amanda's cutting room for