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Speaker 3: I'm accustoming to the welfare Christian. Yeah, Jackie boys working out.
Speaker 3: Check out the gun show.
Speaker 2: Oh Connor, No, no, don't suck me for breakfast show.
Speaker 4: That's very violent.
Speaker 5: Did he see earlier on a Monday morning?
Speaker 3: It sucks loud? Hey, good morning, it's ten minutes past
Speaker 3: six Monday morning. We are back as the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 3: Breakfast Show.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Pat, Hey boys, goome on and Jack Good
Speaker 6: morning guys.
Speaker 3: It is a genuine joint you back here and is
Speaker 3: a joy to see you both again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the same. It's great.
Speaker 3: See I actually really missed you guys. I missed Melbourne,
Speaker 3: I missed Australia. It was the I've been back home
Speaker 3: to London and see mom and my sister and my
Speaker 3: dad and some old friends. And then we went to
Speaker 3: France and I have to say so first time I've
Speaker 3: been back since we moved here fourteen months ago. Now,
Speaker 3: I was homesick for here, which is great. Yeah, kids
Speaker 3: felt the same way. They couldn't wait to be back,
Speaker 3: and my wife as well. It made me appreciate how
Speaker 3: lucky ams to have all this.
Speaker 2: And so no part of you go back to the
Speaker 2: streets of London and you're like, this is.
Speaker 3: I tell you what it felt. It felt very frantic
Speaker 3: and obviously that was a big part of my life
Speaker 3: for twenty odd years working in London. But then when
Speaker 3: you step off the treadmill for about thirteen months, I know,
Speaker 3: you think it's busy here. There's nothing compared to London.
Speaker 3: Is you've been in London, you know it's nuts. People
Speaker 3: just mow you down if you get in the way.
Speaker 3: And it was I felt like a tourist. Oh so
Speaker 3: the buildings are so big, and also because I haven't
Speaker 3: haven't been exposed to the London accent a lot. You
Speaker 3: hear the odd pony over here, obviously, but obviously that
Speaker 3: everything the accent felt really over the top, like it
Speaker 3: was in a movie.
Speaker 5: It felt really like Michael Kane.
Speaker 3: Yes it did. Actually I think it was in high definition.
Speaker 3: The buildings, the countryside and the accents were all oh god,
Speaker 3: because I haven't heard that for a long time, well
Speaker 3: not even that long, but no, I missed it. I
Speaker 3: missed Australia lot. I missed a friendliness of Melbourne. And
Speaker 3: when I arrived Friday morning at four thirty best time
Speaker 3: to ever arrive is at four thirty morning. People just
Speaker 3: USh you through through. Everyone's just tired. I just everything
Speaker 3: was just an easy way, just to glide through an
Speaker 3: airport a half four in the morning. However, the guy
Speaker 3: checking my passport, I handed my passport. He looked at him,
Speaker 3: without even looking at me, he just said, you're back
Speaker 3: on a Monday. You came back, and then he was
Speaker 3: kind of to say welcome home. And it was the
Speaker 3: one the highlights and my trip was here in that
Speaker 3: So anyway, how's America? Jack?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've had the best two weeks. Actually feels
Speaker 2: like months. I feel like I haven't been here for months.
Speaker 2: It's strange, isn't it? Loved it? Where do I start?
Speaker 2: Almost didn't even go.
Speaker 3: So tell him all, where did you go to America?
Speaker 3: Where was your trip?
Speaker 2: We flew into Florida, which is where my wife's parents live,
Speaker 2: and then we went to New York and then back
Speaker 2: through la and back here again.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean, honestly, I'll tell you after this
Speaker 2: I almost literally didn't make it out of the country.
Speaker 3: Apats the little boys grown up. He's throwing and doing
Speaker 3: his own teasers. Now, look, he's going to tell us
Speaker 3: after this, who says I'm going to go to this next?
Speaker 3: Do you improve? Jackpie? We're now going to remind you
Speaker 3: who show this is.
Speaker 2: I wait to go to this, but I don't play
Speaker 2: the song.
Speaker 3: I go, well, I'll tell you when I play the songs.
Speaker 3: Don't come back like that. Maybe in America you've got
Speaker 3: you know, listening to radiot there sometimes the sidekicked run
Speaker 3: stuff as well.
Speaker 5: Thinks he's how it's too yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, looks at the Jackie boys junks in One Lake
Speaker 3: and Lake Glacid. We've all seen it on Instagram.
Speaker 7: He is.
Speaker 3: Now he's in charge of when we go to next.
Speaker 3: I'll go to next now, but don't even tell him
Speaker 3: we're going to next, Fat Patsy, I'm going to ask
Speaker 3: you what you did next? Moon five. This is Love
Speaker 3: on God one oh four point three. Come morning. I
Speaker 3: hope you well. I hope you had a great weekend,
Speaker 3: and I hope you've had a good two weeks as well.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but uh,
Speaker 3: Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 3: An amazing weekend a sport. Then some very big close
Speaker 3: games of the weekend in footy, in tennis, Wimbledon. It's
Speaker 3: been the longest singles final ever between Djokovic or Shokovich,
Speaker 3: as are class. That's according for no good reason.
Speaker 5: Did I say Shokovich?
Speaker 3: You do? Every time you do pay it back to
Speaker 3: you call him Shokovich.
Speaker 8: Do I?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's been ane headline Djokovic jockch Yeah, between and
Speaker 6: Roger Federer, and then in the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 3: I can't wrap my head around this. Obviously, cricket is
Speaker 3: an ancient game with rules have been written down since
Speaker 3: the eighteen eighteen hundreds. The Cricket World Cup final then,
Speaker 3: obviously Australia were humiliated last week. New Zealand, actually New
Speaker 3: Zealand and country in the Southern Hemisphere. They've actually got books.
Speaker 3: They managed to get into the final and it was
Speaker 3: so close that it was a tie. They had to
Speaker 3: go to someone called a super over, and they had
Speaker 3: to go to something called a boundary count. Very cricket,
Speaker 3: isn't it where they go back and count all the
Speaker 3: boundaries from previous games in the World Cup and England
Speaker 3: have won.
Speaker 2: Does anyone on the team even though that's the real
Speaker 2: rule or do they have to go back to some
Speaker 2: rule book and go like the first time?
Speaker 3: But do you know what, rather than us fumble around
Speaker 3: with this, Rio who works on the show, right, is
Speaker 3: a super fan of sport and there's a lot of
Speaker 3: blogs on it as well, and he's a massive cricket
Speaker 3: fan and in fact, two weeks ago on the show
Speaker 3: was the guy who has taken great delight that England
Speaker 3: had choked, which they did two weeks ago, two weeks
Speaker 3: a long time in sport, Rio Christian, tell me about
Speaker 3: what's happened at the World Cup then for cricket.
Speaker 9: So England and New Zealand had the same score at
Speaker 9: the end of the game after the fifty overs, and
Speaker 9: then so it goes to an extra super over both
Speaker 9: teams hit fifteen runs.
Speaker 3: What happens in the super over is it whoever gets
Speaker 3: the most runs as in a normal over.
Speaker 9: Yep, so it's just one over, one six ball over
Speaker 9: unless you know, no balls and words.
Speaker 2: And then what if someone goes out in that overall,
Speaker 2: can they all just go for boundaries?
Speaker 9: They can all just go for boundaries. But if you
Speaker 9: get out, obviously that's one ball, you haven't got any runs. Yep,
Speaker 9: Oh it was. They both got fifteen at the end
Speaker 9: of that over.
Speaker 3: That's insane. Did it ever happen before a Cricket World Cup?
Speaker 3: Not in the final? Wow, that's amazing. And so then
Speaker 3: what happens they go for the super over. There's no
Speaker 3: there's no real winner. So in like in a in
Speaker 3: a soccer World Cup, you have extra time, then you
Speaker 3: have the awful thing of you know, during that golden goal,
Speaker 3: first team to get a goal is the winner. Then
Speaker 3: it goes to a penalty shootout. So that's how they
Speaker 3: decided what happens. Then there what's this about the boundary count?
Speaker 9: They count whichever team had the most boundaries across the
Speaker 9: fifty overs, and the super over is the winner.
Speaker 3: So it's a pretty cruel way for New Zealand to lose.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really harsh, isn't it. You couldn't help but feel,
Speaker 3: if you're a pee wee that you were somehow robbed
Speaker 3: a bit. It's not in fair play of the game, is.
Speaker 9: It, Or well, you got it. Someone's got to win eventually,
Speaker 9: maybe they do another super Over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't they just keep playing Superovers? It's a
Speaker 2: good question.
Speaker 3: Why couldn't they just like get random fans to come
Speaker 3: out on playing take one like that? That one felt
Speaker 3: that would feel a bit fairer to win it. But
Speaker 3: it doesn't Matterland have won the Cricket World Cup. Thank
Speaker 3: you for all your non congratulations.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Great. Anyway, Coming up next Jackson to tell us about
Speaker 3: his visa.
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Speaker 3: So Jacks has come back from a big adventure with
Speaker 3: his wife in America. And obviously you booked this a
Speaker 3: while ago. Yeah last year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, over summer, Yeah, over Christmas.
Speaker 3: Now on Friday show two weeks ago. You were laughing
Speaker 3: at me because I am one of those guys who
Speaker 3: will insist on getting to an airport way too early
Speaker 3: for my flight back from London to come to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: This got too much. I was there four and a
Speaker 3: half hours early. I could even check it in.
Speaker 2: I don't let you check in.
Speaker 3: I I was living at the airport. You're just wandering around,
Speaker 3: you don't know what the food bits and the duty
Speaker 3: free shopping and all that. That's the other side. I
Speaker 3: felt like, what's that movie where he's living at the
Speaker 3: air terminal? This is am I ever going to get
Speaker 3: back to Melbourne. I'm now I'm just stuck here. I
Speaker 3: always get there early. And you were laughing two weeks
Speaker 3: ago saying that you like to just breeze in.
Speaker 2: I give myself a half hour buffer before the check
Speaker 2: in closer.
Speaker 3: Just makes me feel very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, but it
Speaker 3: almost is the undoing of me.
Speaker 2: So Mum drove us to the airport and she said,
Speaker 2: on the way, have you feel have you got a
Speaker 2: visa for America?
Speaker 3: The travel visa is cute. You're a thirty one year
Speaker 3: old merried man. Your mom's taking you to the airport.
Speaker 3: My parents have never taken me to any airport in
Speaker 3: my life. I would even ask them. That is so lovely.
Speaker 3: Mum and dad had taken their little son and his
Speaker 3: wife at the airport.
Speaker 2: It was nice and it was actually very lucky because
Speaker 2: I hadn't done that visa.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, I don't understand this. If you
Speaker 3: go to America like the visa application, I mean look
Speaker 3: in the news. Let's chuck you in a cage if
Speaker 3: you get it wrong. It's they're put it into Trump
Speaker 3: Gone and it's even stronger. So and the same. If
Speaker 3: you come to Australia on holiday from Europe, you've got
Speaker 3: to go online and do your visa. It's all online.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it can take twenty four hours or seventy two hours.
Speaker 2: See, well that's the bit. I didn't know my memory
Speaker 2: of it was. Last time I did it electric online.
Speaker 2: It just sent it to my email straight away. So
Speaker 2: I said, Mom, don't worry about I do it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it now.
Speaker 2: You do it online.
Speaker 3: So on the journey to the airport, you haven't got
Speaker 3: a visa, I can believe it. They won't even let
Speaker 3: you check in. They didn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, they didn't let me check in. So I got
Speaker 2: to the desk and she I said, here's my passport
Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, you need a visa. I said, yep,
Speaker 2: just just did it. She said, it's the application is pending.
Speaker 3: But who thinks they can just get on a plane
Speaker 3: with a phrase. I've done it. Trust me, I'm good
Speaker 3: for I'm a good guy. I mean, I'm the last
Speaker 3: person who's going to blow up any stuff. So just
Speaker 3: see you know, I haven't got the papers. But look
Speaker 3: at me, you know, do I look like one of
Speaker 3: those people you see on the news. I'm a good guy.
Speaker 2: She said. It can be pending for up to seventy
Speaker 2: two hours. Really, what's got half an hour?
Speaker 3: What's your wife, Bianka doing? If it was me, Sara,
Speaker 3: would you want.
Speaker 2: So she's still got her American passport, so she's allowed
Speaker 2: to fly out. She should be furious at me. She's not,
Speaker 2: which is is lovely of her, because I've been an absolutely.
Speaker 3: She had any medicaid at the time because my wife,
Speaker 3: They've had to call police to get her off me
Speaker 3: as she was ripping my balls off and feeding them
Speaker 3: to each.
Speaker 2: She went in for pending, she went into actually be
Speaker 2: very helpful. Most she was talking to the supervisor and
Speaker 2: the manager and anyone she could speak to.
Speaker 3: Who do you speak to Trump?
Speaker 2: Well, I tried to call Homelown security. I tried to
Speaker 2: call this strained embassy in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: My.
Speaker 3: Post.
Speaker 2: The line's gone some people so they don't deal with
Speaker 2: visas or passports, so that was a dead end. So
Speaker 2: I just I was saying goodbye to Bianca and said well,
Speaker 2: I guess I have to come tomorrow or like fly.
Speaker 3: The next time to start of your big holiday.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes before the checking closes, an email comes through
Speaker 2: to say that you are.
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 2: It's not fair, very life this time. No, I'll never
Speaker 2: learn my lesson and that's what annoys me.
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Speaker 3: So Patsy Jack was in America. I went over to Europe.
Speaker 3: What have you been up to for your two week
Speaker 3: break mate?
Speaker 10: I did the school holiday thing with the eight year old?
Speaker 10: Did all lots happen in Melbourne over the second term?
Speaker 3: There's loads on do you do the Disney on Ice?
Speaker 10: Did Disney on Ice which was fabulous.
Speaker 3: And you're performing in that show on you?
Speaker 5: Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was Moana?
Speaker 3: Oh lovely.
Speaker 10: No, it was fantastic this year and other great performance.
Speaker 10: Every year gets better on Disney on Ice. Went to
Speaker 10: the movies a couple of times.
Speaker 3: What have you seen?
Speaker 5: We saw Aladdin?
Speaker 3: Is that good?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 5: It's a bit dark in places? She was a bit scared.
Speaker 10: But probably not my famous or most favorite remake of Disney,
Speaker 10: but still worth going if that makes sense. Yeah, it
Speaker 10: does a bit of black magic and yeah, a little
Speaker 10: bit scary.
Speaker 3: But sorry, so I thought we were just taking off
Speaker 3: another thing that you did. We did an evening.
Speaker 10: Course on black Man, but we do that out with
Speaker 10: what else do we do? And we had to stay
Speaker 10: in the city, which was nice. How Be treated Audrey
Speaker 10: and I to our birthday treat in the week in
Speaker 10: the city on one weekend, which was nice. And one
Speaker 10: thing that never fails to amaze me when you go
Speaker 10: into a motel room or a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Here we go Crown Motels.
Speaker 10: Yes, is you've got the Bible and a shoehorn in
Speaker 10: the room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're sticking with it, aren't they.
Speaker 5: You know the stool, there's a shoehorn. Who use is
Speaker 5: a shoehorn? Steal?
Speaker 3: Do you think there are any listeners that own a shoehorn?
Speaker 2: No, I've never shoehorned.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Sometimes if you're buying a pair of shoes, depending on
Speaker 3: the shoe shop, they will bring out wait there, sir,
Speaker 3: and they bring you a shore and then you have
Speaker 3: to do that thing like you know how to use it,
Speaker 3: and they stand above you and you're like, do I
Speaker 3: what do I do? Beat my smash my into the shoe.
Speaker 3: Do I beat the shoe? Do I pick my nose
Speaker 3: with this? What do you do with that? How do I?
Speaker 3: I've never been trained in the shoehorn.
Speaker 5: I've got a shoehorn.
Speaker 10: I'd rather more towels, like there was only two towels
Speaker 10: in the room for the three of us, or a
Speaker 10: laundry bag for all your togs and stuff so you
Speaker 10: don't have to take them home in your suitcase or
Speaker 10: wet all.
Speaker 3: Some electrical sockets you can actually reach withoutticicat. Yes, they
Speaker 3: don't like it. They don't want us using the electric
Speaker 3: to charge your phone, are they. You've got to get
Speaker 3: behind that strange mini business desk facing the wall. It's
Speaker 3: never the proper depth of a desk, is it. No,
Speaker 3: it's about six inches.
Speaker 2: And that's why you always leave a charger behind this
Speaker 2: because it's him.
Speaker 5: I do that every time.
Speaker 3: Seriously, you know you're going to go and see a
Speaker 3: chiropractice on but what do you do? I just tried
Speaker 3: to charge my phone. That was all in the hotel.
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Speaker 3: I want to note sorry not eat some stuff and
Speaker 3: I've eaten so much food in France. There's my blood crops,
Speaker 3: red wine, varn rouge, god, I have really you know
Speaker 3: when you like I'm eating like a pig.
Speaker 2: Me too. I've done Hamburger's hot dogs, steaks.
Speaker 3: Did I took my gym gear thinking this is going
Speaker 3: to be the chip I use. I'm going to use
Speaker 3: these trainers shorts. I'm going to find her Jim. You know, seriously,
Speaker 3: the only thing I ran for was last orders at
Speaker 3: a couple of bars. There was no running for our
Speaker 3: cheese boy.
Speaker 2: I went one step further and brought a resistance Baan,
Speaker 2: this is great to pack into his luggage on the hotel.
Speaker 2: You can climbs in his way.
Speaker 3: Don't go anywhere near it. All right, So we've got
Speaker 3: another broad topic. We're back, and within the first hour
Speaker 3: of being back, we are talking about shoehorns. I'd imagine
Speaker 3: that there'll be a lot of this on the various
Speaker 3: breakfast shows EV filling in for fee fee about Eddie
Speaker 3: McGuire has got a shoehorn.
Speaker 2: He has a shoehorn, definitely.
Speaker 3: I think probably ivory or an antique mahogany or so
Speaker 3: that he will have a shoehorn and probably a container
Speaker 3: that will well off people do to put umbrellas in.
Speaker 3: You're like an actual elephant tusk.
Speaker 2: Or a shoehorn guy like a butler that just does
Speaker 2: the shoehorn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's Dars. You know he lives with him understairs. Okay,
Speaker 3: so to us, Yes morning ninety four one four one
Speaker 3: o four three. Do any of you own a shoehorn?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Helen, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 13: Welcome back everyone.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Helen. It's lovely to be back.
Speaker 3: Thanks for welcoming us back. And do you own a shoehorn?
Speaker 13: No, but my husband does, does he?
Speaker 3: When did he get this thing?
Speaker 13: When he got his word boots Christian? Now we're in
Speaker 13: the box. He was in the box and it's yellow.
Speaker 13: When I thought, oh my god, I haven't seen those
Speaker 13: since I was a kid. Did I still have them?
Speaker 13: And I obviously do?
Speaker 3: And who is making them? Is there still a big
Speaker 3: global demand for shoehorns?
Speaker 13: Well? I don't know, but I didn't think tradies whatever?
Speaker 2: He no, why it's a trading shoehorn.
Speaker 3: I love that very post trade, isn't he?
Speaker 13: It was in the steelcup boots box?
Speaker 3: I love that well? And do you think that he's
Speaker 3: he's not using that on the site. Is he Is
Speaker 3: he using that shoehorn before he goes anywhere near the site?
Speaker 3: Excuse guys, is going to get my shoe horn out
Speaker 3: to go my hard yaka boots.
Speaker 13: Well, he works in a brick factory, so maybe he
Speaker 13: uses it to get the brick dust out of his shoes.
Speaker 3: I love the fact that we've got a trade who
Speaker 3: is sticking with the fine art of the shoehorn.
Speaker 2: Shoehorns enough for scooping stuff out of your shoe though.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what this guy uses it for. All Right, Helen,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. She cool. Have a good day mate,
Speaker 3: you too. God By Christian. I don't own a shoehorn,
Speaker 3: but I do remember they used to pop up all
Speaker 3: the time in my Christmas Crackers? Who are Prince Harry?
Speaker 11: All?
Speaker 3: That was a tiny nail clipper and that miniature screwdriver
Speaker 3: had an actual shoehorn in Christmas Crackers. Some of the
Speaker 3: road household they're texting the show. Let's get a Sally.
Speaker 3: Come on, Sally, Hi, good morning, how are you. I'm
Speaker 3: good Sally. I hope you well this morning. Had a
Speaker 3: great weekend, Sally, do you own a shoehorn.
Speaker 14: Well, I do, but it is my husband's also. And yeah,
Speaker 14: it came with a really nice pier of English shoe
Speaker 14: is in.
Speaker 12: A lovely shoe box.
Speaker 3: That are you opening up a coffee? No, not anymore,
Speaker 3: not any war any not since the incident. Yes, he's
Speaker 3: got a shoehorn. Came with an English gir shoes.
Speaker 14: Absolutely, But I've been using the shoehorn recently because I
Speaker 14: got a beautiful pair of Scandinavian boots and I couldn't
Speaker 14: put them on.
Speaker 3: European footwear him with the other shoes, and he was
Speaker 3: just Scandinavian.
Speaker 14: What beautiful Scandinavian boots which I got a Mounteliza.
Speaker 8: And I couldn't get them put I couldn't put them on.
Speaker 14: And the shoehorn is fantastic. They just glide on.
Speaker 3: Were they really right? Okay, I'm thinking we need to
Speaker 3: get some of these as breakfast show merchandise. We've all
Speaker 3: had the musks, we've done car stickers. We need a shoehorn,
Speaker 3: a showhorn. How do you know where we go? I
Speaker 3: mean you can get like T shirts printed up with anything.
Speaker 3: I didn't know where we begin. Someone that's knocking out shoehorns.
Speaker 3: I think we take one last. We got to one
Speaker 3: last corner, Mitch. Good morning, Good morning mate, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Mitch. Have you had a good weekend.
Speaker 12: I've had a great weekend. I hope you have thirty
Speaker 12: sounds like your holiday away was pretty special.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 3: It's great to about though, Mitch, and did your team
Speaker 3: win the weekend?
Speaker 12: Or next subject? You don't have to talk about a shoehorn.
Speaker 12: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's Monday morning, and so Mitch, do you
Speaker 3: own a shoehorn.
Speaker 12: I've got next level shoe horn that's about to meet along.
Speaker 12: I don't even send.
Speaker 3: These look great.
Speaker 12: I haven't hanging in my cupboard above all my leather
Speaker 12: shoes when I'm in a suit or when I'm wearing
Speaker 12: g it's a little bit more fitted to go out
Speaker 12: on a special night. I just grab it, slider in
Speaker 12: the shoes, stepping like a rock sass one step forward
Speaker 12: and do it with the other.
Speaker 3: Do you know what.
Speaker 12: They use it on the football bods? Really? You know
Speaker 12: what kids are like? They don't open the laces all
Speaker 12: the way so they realize that they're they can now
Speaker 12: use my one made of shoe on which comes up
Speaker 12: to their waistline, maybe the floating room and then actually.
Speaker 3: Do I've got an image? You know they say that
Speaker 3: the D's are the posh team, aren't they?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 3: And all the fans are. I love the idea of
Speaker 3: like Max Scorn and that using a shoehorn to get
Speaker 3: boosts all the game yesterday.
Speaker 12: That's still have they still have their place, definitely.
Speaker 3: So that's incredible when you say that you see your
Speaker 3: foot just glides into the shoe.
Speaker 12: Surely have made of your calibar, has put on some
Speaker 12: gloriously beIN socks and a beautiful.
Speaker 3: Pair of you know, I've got a new pair of
Speaker 3: shoes that I brought back from England. You're right, and
Speaker 3: they are awkward to get on. The idea of it
Speaker 3: just gliding in is and especially early in the morning,
Speaker 3: any shoes, whether your train is, everything just needs to glide.
Speaker 3: You want to glide out your bed. I need a bedhorn.
Speaker 12: Look when you're when you're started everything to see and
Speaker 12: you're ready to walk at the door and all you're
Speaker 12: going to do is put those kicks on the and you.
Speaker 3: Can with Mitch. Mitch. I can't thank you enough. This
Speaker 3: phone call is this is it now We're going to
Speaker 3: look into today one thing team after the show. We
Speaker 3: need show shoehorns. We all need to be like Mitch.
Speaker 3: Follow the Mitch.
Speaker 1: Thank you and you Mitch, thanks for going by the
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Speaker 3: Good morning. I hope you're well. We're back. It's eight
Speaker 3: minutes past seven Monday morning. Already I feel bad. An
Speaker 3: hour into the show. There is a team member, an
Speaker 3: actual adult, who comes to work hoping to do something good.
Speaker 3: They're currently looking online for where in Melbourne you can
Speaker 3: buy a shoehorn. That's what I've come back with, shoehorns.
Speaker 3: Can we have some show merchandise shoehorns for you? Christian.
Speaker 3: My father has a shoehorn swears by his sixties and
Speaker 3: it's been using this. You've been using them for years.
Speaker 3: We didn't win us. Quite a few of you have
Speaker 3: got there's even a trade in Melbourne who use a
Speaker 3: shoehorn to get these big still cap boots.
Speaker 2: I have never wanted to use something more than I
Speaker 2: want to use a shoehorn right now.
Speaker 3: These people been calling in before seven o'clock, raving about
Speaker 3: the foot gliding into the shoe.
Speaker 2: So you have to have a posh shoe, Like do
Speaker 2: you have to have a leather shoe? Or could I
Speaker 2: do it with these just you know, normal trainers.
Speaker 3: I think you could do it. You don't get that,
Speaker 3: do you when you go to JD's Sports or rebel.
Speaker 3: Let me just get the trainer horn. So I've been
Speaker 3: in So I went back to see my mum and
Speaker 3: my sister and my dad. I went back to London,
Speaker 3: had a couple of days there and then went to France.
Speaker 3: I went to a place in France and never been to.
Speaker 3: And it's a place called Nice down the south of France.
Speaker 3: Beautiful place right, incredible, beautiful people, and so they dress elegantly,
Speaker 3: even going down to the beach. They've got like an
Speaker 3: outfit for that, you know everything, Even the guys they
Speaker 3: wear a shirt, an actual iron shirt to go and
Speaker 3: walk on the beach. I didn't see a single sort
Speaker 3: of vest or single it or anyth of that. An
Speaker 3: iron shirt to go down the waich Very start ash people,
Speaker 3: very very expensive place. Whenny were so expensive my life.
Speaker 3: Get this, you've got to pay to go on along
Speaker 3: on the beach, how much? Well it's it's like a gig.
Speaker 3: You were in the front row. Seventy bucks for the bed. No,
Speaker 3: I've got this four people. I've got to pay for
Speaker 3: my wife and the kids. Right. So anyway, guess what
Speaker 3: road we were at every single delevation the fifth throw, seriously,
Speaker 3: a fifth row. You can barely see the beach.
Speaker 5: Did that get you a banana lounge?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 3: No, Well you had like a bed, but it's still
Speaker 3: fifty bucks each, two hundred dollars to go down to
Speaker 3: the beach just to lie in the sun. That's free.
Speaker 2: But surely they can't get all beaches. I can you
Speaker 2: keep walking down past the chairs and going to the
Speaker 2: beach if.
Speaker 3: You, Yeah, you can, but good lunch on a get
Speaker 3: to them. They've got the more. Honestly, I've never been
Speaker 3: to a place more money obsessed in my life. It
Speaker 3: was just a beautiful place. But it's all about money
Speaker 3: and they have and they have not. Anyway, while we're there,
Speaker 3: one day we met some friends and they've got two
Speaker 3: kids and they're playing my two kids, and they're all
Speaker 3: swimming in the sea, and we were all saying, it's
Speaker 3: a nice thing, just walk into the sea. Of course,
Speaker 3: we're terrified everytime we go in the scene. Fast forward
Speaker 3: twenty minutes later, my kids come running out the sea
Speaker 3: and they're like, Olivia has been hit by a jellyfish.
Speaker 3: And her friend comes out. She's screaming right across her forehead.
Speaker 3: She's got the lashes. Oh wow. So she's screaming right now,
Speaker 3: sitting down on my bed, and I go, careful, that's
Speaker 3: cost me at fifty bucks. Yeah, and I got me, honest,
Speaker 3: I you know, we're in panic moments. She's screaming pain,
Speaker 3: and you know what it's like. People are every one
Speaker 3: of the beach is now looking at us and they
Speaker 3: see a child screaming. There's a French guy with his
Speaker 3: beautiful wife. They're just having lunch, right and he goes
Speaker 3: to me, excuse me, this is the accident. Okay, this
Speaker 3: is literally what he said to me. Excuse me, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 3: excuse me, it's sir. And I look around like, yeah,
Speaker 3: your doctor, and he goes, I know this sounds crazy,
Speaker 3: put some toothpaste on it. And I'm like, oh, got
Speaker 3: any toothpaste? So carry on going, you know, trying can
Speaker 3: we get some ice or somebody goes, excuse me, has
Speaker 3: anyone got any toothpaste? Who has too? Have you got
Speaker 3: toothpaste down the beach? Plarenty toothpaste is great for it? No,
Speaker 3: one only need toothpaste obviously. Then he goes, excuse me, sir,
Speaker 3: and I go, yeah, I got the toothpaste thing. We
Speaker 3: haven't got it. He goes get a credit card out
Speaker 3: and went and do what pay for more stuff? Now
Speaker 3: we've got to pay extra to be stung by one
Speaker 3: of your frenchy jellyfish. Get this was a great idea.
Speaker 3: I didn't know you should do this right. You get
Speaker 3: the credit card and you scrape it like an ice
Speaker 3: scraper across the forehead. Where have you've been been? And
Speaker 3: the tentacles come out? Ye, there's a five minutes to
Speaker 3: keep brushing it really tightly with the forehead, and all
Speaker 3: these white little legs come at you skin.
Speaker 2: How big are they like little spines?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like little spines. There's stingers or stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So what was the toothpaste meant to do? Because they
Speaker 2: would have stuck.
Speaker 3: It in there? You know, I googled it. I couldn't
Speaker 3: find anything about what this French guy was on about.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether he was trying to wind me
Speaker 3: up or anything like that. And the other thing as well. Seriously, France,
Speaker 3: if you're listening right now, the rudest place have ever
Speaker 3: been to my life.
Speaker 2: Well, that guy was trying to help you there.
Speaker 3: Well you arrest of them. I mean, come on, frenchy,
Speaker 3: would it kill you to me? They don't care whether
Speaker 3: you having a good time or not. They're just like this,
Speaker 3: You're lucky to see us beautiful people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the rivalry between English and France, I mean
Speaker 2: maybe they just saw you as an Englishman and what
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 3: A target? Why don't people like it? I'm starting to
Speaker 3: realize travel the world lights over here. In fact, why
Speaker 3: if I come here thinking you might like to hang
Speaker 3: out with me in the morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Hey Christian, welcome back to you and the team. I
Speaker 3: hope that you go. That got stunn by the Jedifish
Speaker 3: is okay? She was about an hour later it all
Speaker 3: calmed down. She was absolutely fine. Here in Australia, we
Speaker 3: take vinegar with us to the beach, which is the
Speaker 3: best treatment for the stings. Marian, is that right you've heard?
Speaker 10: Yeah, if you go up to the sundays. They have
Speaker 10: boxes by the beach, but that's not fit for your
Speaker 10: chips like middle boxes.
Speaker 5: And inside this.
Speaker 3: Actually a mayonnaise into that wound as well, and it
Speaker 3: smells great and tastes great and is a healer as well.
Speaker 5: No, there's bottles of vinegar that you can grow the vinegar.
Speaker 3: Do you've been stung?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: I don't want to put vinegar in an open wound.
Speaker 5: I think they don't like it. If they're still clung
Speaker 5: on the let go.
Speaker 3: Who don't like it?
Speaker 5: Jellyfish?
Speaker 2: Sure, but they're not still there.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they can cling to your leg. Now that I
Speaker 5: can cling to your leg.
Speaker 3: What do you mean if they don't like it?
Speaker 11: Why did they do that?
Speaker 5: Why they don't like.
Speaker 3: Why don't they Why can't you get bored? Shorts and
Speaker 3: that are coating in vinegar? Do sharks hate that as well?
Speaker 2: Or just mix the name with your SPF.
Speaker 3: That nice vinegar smell. One of the best things about
Speaker 3: going away for me was when I came back to
Speaker 3: go and pick up my dog on Saturday from the
Speaker 3: dog City. Yes, oh boy, right, if you have a dog, right,
Speaker 3: if you go out for the day or just go
Speaker 3: to the seven level and you come back, They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I see you in ten minutes. You go away for
Speaker 3: two weeks. This dog is a German shepherd dog. Went
Speaker 3: buzz uk. I'm talking ten minutes of the kind of
Speaker 3: affection I have never had from my wife or my kids.
Speaker 3: She was like, she actually can't doesn't want to do
Speaker 3: with her big body, the noise, actually trying. She was
Speaker 3: actually trying to speak to me, to say much and
Speaker 3: list in their mind, I've been away for two weeks, okay,
Speaker 3: and whenever I drop the dog off, I always have
Speaker 3: a chat with her. Okay, listen, going away for two weeks, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm hoping that you'll actually she's running, so I'm not dying.
Speaker 3: Can we repeat that? Match me, I'm not dead and
Speaker 3: coming back anyway. I guess in their mind they must
Speaker 3: think you've died.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're not coming back, you know anything.
Speaker 3: About People were excited when Jesus came back from the
Speaker 3: dead after three days. In her mind, I'm bigger than
Speaker 3: Jesus because I've come back from the dead after two weeks.
Speaker 3: If you if you thought a friend had died and
Speaker 3: it were mourning for them, and then two weeks later,
Speaker 3: you're like you saw them, just want to come and
Speaker 3: get them, And so I get why my dog goes berserk.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three been some of this morning about jellyfish stings and
Speaker 3: the use of a Patsy recommending vinegar some.
Speaker 2: Friends because the jelly don't.
Speaker 3: Like it, hate it.
Speaker 5: Take my wed for it.
Speaker 3: You know, if you get any kind of survey going
Speaker 3: with a hundred jellyfish, let's talk about what you hate
Speaker 3: now clipping vinegar. You come up with vinegar, we're going
Speaker 3: to cry. But I'm curious to know the science and
Speaker 3: got some on the line now as a first aid trainer. Wally,
Speaker 3: Good morning, money, christ How are we Yeah, I'm good mate,
Speaker 3: Thanks for cooling going to helping us out here. So
Speaker 3: tell us vinegar does it work?
Speaker 12: Yes, it does.
Speaker 15: It kills off one of the proteins or a couple
Speaker 15: of the proteins and the jelly sting, and that's what
Speaker 15: stops its stinging and does the venom then has a
Speaker 15: less effect on your body.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, and then tell me this. Obviously we don't
Speaker 3: always have good to go vinegar around a lot of
Speaker 3: people swear By. I don't know if it's no, but
Speaker 3: myth about urine being able to help, is that true?
Speaker 15: Yes, that was one years ago. It was the ammonia.
Speaker 15: I think it is in the urine, but it's not
Speaker 15: hy genius.
Speaker 2: So it does work, but you wouldn't recommend it.
Speaker 15: Correct.
Speaker 3: I thought urine was sterile, but you've still got ammonia
Speaker 3: in it, right, and that's bad? Yeah?
Speaker 15: Yeah, and depending on hey down, it's the ammonia that
Speaker 15: creates some of the smell with the urine too, right, Okay,
Speaker 15: I think about the I wouldn't trust the urine to
Speaker 15: be one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: There are and I guess if you've got but it's
Speaker 3: surely if you're out and about and you're in pain
Speaker 3: and that's the only thing you've got, is it better
Speaker 3: than nothing?
Speaker 15: It's not recommended.
Speaker 2: Okay? What if you got really clear pee? You know,
Speaker 2: sometimes you go and it's just so clear, like you've
Speaker 2: drunk heaves water.
Speaker 3: Do we need this question? Let's not come back and
Speaker 3: start getting into the color of urine streams. Okay, it's
Speaker 3: made him choke. We can't have listeners choking. Okay, but
Speaker 3: I've got.
Speaker 15: To be very careful what I say, due to the
Speaker 15: fact I teach it. I've been teaching it a long time,
Speaker 15: may be.
Speaker 3: Forty years, right, Okay, what all kinds of first aid?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, Walle you're the guy I've been saying to the
Speaker 3: team for ages. No one on his team where the
Speaker 3: breakfast show teams are the only people in the building.
Speaker 3: None of us are first day trained unesday. We're vulnerable.
Speaker 3: Not just that we've got a really old producer, Brad.
Speaker 3: I mean he's got kneel by mouth. Do not necessitate
Speaker 3: a by his desk? We need first aids.
Speaker 15: You probably do. Everyone should be doing first day courses
Speaker 15: these days. You never know when you're going.
Speaker 3: To meet it exactly. Yeah, Wally, could you come in
Speaker 3: and teach us?
Speaker 7: I don't think.
Speaker 12: I'd have time.
Speaker 15: The only day I get off of a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: We can do Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Monday to Friday happens on a Wednesday. We have that
Speaker 3: day on.
Speaker 12: Oh, I can't pull we commit to that one Christian.
Speaker 15: I'd have to see how we could see it.
Speaker 2: Up teachable all right, whyy, But when Brad falls over
Speaker 2: and nobody else can help him.
Speaker 3: You know, we don't know whether it's five to one,
Speaker 3: ten to one one to one at the Old Mouth
Speaker 3: to Chest.
Speaker 1: It's thirty Wally, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourn's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Bangles Scot one a four point three Come on
Speaker 3: in Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. We're back as twenty two
Speaker 3: eight and it's for Monday mornings, Big Misheard Lyrics.
Speaker 4: It's just another miss.
Speaker 11: Christian O'Connell's Misshard Lyrics.
Speaker 3: We're all quite impressed. We've actually gone on playing the
Speaker 3: song I forgot the opener has that as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that made me so giddy?
Speaker 3: Bit yeah all right, so how this works and even
Speaker 3: heard on Monday morning miss heard Lyrics. It's literally that
Speaker 3: you suggest the misshard lyrics that you've heard, We play
Speaker 3: them out and we other put them into a hall
Speaker 3: of fame or not. So if we like them, and
Speaker 3: we think definitely we can mishear the lyrics. If it's
Speaker 3: a then if it's a great one, it goes into
Speaker 3: a Hall of fame from Miss her Lyrics Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: Recently inducted into the miss herd Lyrics Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: George Michael Better Better Better And this is the most
Speaker 3: recent one from Destiny's Child. I farted all right, so
Speaker 3: this outworks. We do it in two parts. Part one
Speaker 3: is from a guy called Big John and listens to
Speaker 3: the show and is obsessed with Missfred lyrics. He gives
Speaker 3: us a brand new top five rough Monday, and then
Speaker 3: part two, I'll go through all the ones who've been
Speaker 3: sending in every single day on holiday last two weeks
Speaker 3: that we're off our good loyal listeners sending in mishad lyrics.
Speaker 2: So we should have a good day.
Speaker 3: And then got loads of to day, so Big John's
Speaker 3: top five here we go. Then first of all, one direction,
Speaker 3: drag me down. Got be honest, I've never heard of
Speaker 3: this song.
Speaker 4: Never please birds?
Speaker 3: The shell of a man can never be his.
Speaker 4: Best, Never please birds?
Speaker 3: Or is it the shell of a man can never
Speaker 3: be his vest? So I think about planning a lot
Speaker 3: of talk about that she.
Speaker 4: Never please birds?
Speaker 3: Is it there?
Speaker 4: Never please?
Speaker 3: I'm feeling all right. Let's go to Adele Hometown glory song.
Speaker 11: Rama.
Speaker 3: Afray from my hometown My memories are fresh? Or is
Speaker 3: it from my hometown? May and Maureens are fresh?
Speaker 11: Rama on its afray?
Speaker 3: I do hear May and Maureens afresh rama on May's
Speaker 3: afraid given that one. Let's go to ed sharing now,
Speaker 3: shape of your body, little perv. Love's right, Fred shooing
Speaker 3: to say that?
Speaker 2: You know who can't say that?
Speaker 3: Well, you can't go to a girl now in a
Speaker 3: bar and go I'm in love with the shabby body
Speaker 3: there you get thrown out anyway, can say it in
Speaker 3: love eds in love with your body? Or is it
Speaker 3: he's in love with Barney. I'm hearing I'm in love
Speaker 3: with you, Barney, bloody love you.
Speaker 5: Barney's great.
Speaker 3: Oh I like that a lot. Yes, you can go
Speaker 3: all the wanted who some boy band lightning, just you
Speaker 3: and me and the goats in the bathroom. That is
Speaker 3: worth The word goats in the bathroom supposed to be
Speaker 3: coats in the bathroom, but I'm hearing goats in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And then we go to this classic Queen with David
Speaker 3: Bowie under pressure. I'm not sure we should be doing this,
Speaker 3: you know, sat on the fence. But it don't work,
Speaker 3: or is it? I don't think we can.
Speaker 2: I guess I know what it is is it's start
Speaker 2: with the first word. You can't do that. That's actually
Speaker 2: worth what I thought you were.
Speaker 3: We won't be doing that one when we come back.
Speaker 3: Then I was about to do that, Thank god I checked.
Speaker 3: When we come back then we've got all the ones
Speaker 3: you've been sending in for the last two weeks.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three for part two of this it's.
Speaker 3: Just another miss herdman Christian O'Connell's miss Herd lyrics. All right,
Speaker 3: how it's time for the big round up? Then, all
Speaker 3: the ones you've been sending in over the last two
Speaker 3: weeks since we've been away. First of all, we go
Speaker 3: to a young Frian of the show low Loel hope
Speaker 3: them pronounce your name right mate? He's eight. How do
Speaker 3: you spell it l o w e double l lowe Lowell.
Speaker 5: Lowell lowe loo as in tow.
Speaker 3: L o w e. She got low their stray well,
Speaker 3: then in the double L at the end like co connell,
Speaker 3: so I'd say Loel. He sat there nodding his head.
Speaker 3: Right now, young sir, my name is Loel and I'm
Speaker 3: eight years old. Hello, young sir, I listened to your
Speaker 3: alradio show my dad's car. Thank you for clarifying that,
Speaker 3: because you've just said in your car. I've been thinking
Speaker 3: eight is a little bit young to be driving your
Speaker 3: south to school.
Speaker 2: He's Lowel.
Speaker 3: Yes, you can do whatever he wants because he's Lowel.
Speaker 3: And my favorite thing is the Mishurd Monday Show. I've
Speaker 3: got one for you here, Bohemian Rhapsody. This is a
Speaker 3: great This is a great one. Okay, now those finely
Speaker 3: tuned ears Ofel Bohemian Rhapsody. Anyway, the wind blows. Our
Speaker 3: young friend Loel is hearing hit me with the window.
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit me? Is there, Lowel? It's fifty percent, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I hear him.
Speaker 2: I think it's fifty one.
Speaker 3: Let's do that well, lovely to hear from you are
Speaker 3: our young friend Loel Christian. Every time I listened to
Speaker 3: Gold playing Africa Toto, I blessed the rains down in Africa,
Speaker 3: I hear I guess Lorraines down in Africa like she's
Speaker 3: on holiday. I love this one. I'm going to put
Speaker 3: that in this hall of favor.
Speaker 2: Okay, where's Lorraine? I guess Lorraine's down in Africa.
Speaker 3: Guess Lorraines down in Africa. When you get these bang on,
Speaker 3: whenever you next hear that song, you hear that I'm
Speaker 3: forever now gonna when they go that bit, which is
Speaker 3: at two minutes thirty. And by the way, there are
Speaker 3: some of you I really love when you went to this.
Speaker 3: You actually timecode it, like you'll go back and listen
Speaker 3: to song and it'll actually timecode work is Thank you
Speaker 3: very much beg for doing that one, this one journey.
Speaker 3: Don't stop believing.
Speaker 11: You have the city bad on in a raising.
Speaker 3: Save, all right? Just a city boy born and raised
Speaker 3: in South Detroit or is it one for the hipsters?
Speaker 3: Just a city boy born and raised in South Fitzroy.
Speaker 11: You have the city bad on in a raising salve.
Speaker 2: I've wanted it to.
Speaker 3: Be there, mister cass edging it.
Speaker 11: You have the city bad on in a raising salve.
Speaker 3: It's not sorry, David and mill Park buddy, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: it's not right. All right, let's go to who we
Speaker 3: got here? Angela another adele one rolling in the deep. Okay,
Speaker 3: she's hearing the backing singers. Used to be a weird sheep,
Speaker 3: never had bad feet.
Speaker 2: All right, you're gonna listen to the backing.
Speaker 3: Crank it app okay, crank it app Listen to the
Speaker 3: backing singers. Okay, when you're listening out for. They start
Speaker 3: really quietly. They do say it sounds like it used
Speaker 3: to be a weird sheep, never had bad feet. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: that is subtle, gotta be right? Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 3: go to uh this classic hear on this radio station
Speaker 3: Beach Boys Kacomo to Martinique that monserrat mystique or is
Speaker 3: it to Martinique that mums are rotten steak? That is
Speaker 3: a brilliant one. Who we got to thank for this
Speaker 3: Michelle and Nick two person team. Mum's a rotten steak?
Speaker 3: It's there.
Speaker 11: That's a brilliant one.
Speaker 3: Well done, Michelle and Nick's Hall of fame. All right,
Speaker 3: we got time for two more. So many that came
Speaker 3: in while we're away. Uh, I's boring. Let's go to
Speaker 3: this one. All right. This is from another junior fan
Speaker 3: of the show. We got eleven year old Matt. He's
Speaker 3: a massive fan of bon Jovi and this song, Oh
Speaker 3: we're living on a prayer? Or who is it to
Speaker 3: young eleven year old Matte squid Ward on a chair?
Speaker 3: I'm afraid. I'm afraid since I've been away, our younger
Speaker 3: viewers off their game. Matt, don't offer us weak fruit
Speaker 3: like that, my friend ever, I'm sorry, Matt Incos, all right,
Speaker 3: one last one then from Lauren Henderson. Yea detailed email
Speaker 3: here I sed to living in the UK from nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety eight to two thousand and three, and you'll show
Speaker 3: off that reminds me of my time over there. Fondly,
Speaker 3: I have a submission for Misheard Monday winds have changed
Speaker 3: by Scorpions. Awful song when I'm afraid wants more of
Speaker 3: this show is trapped back into discussing we there's been
Speaker 3: too much out the last sound. I'm not proud of it, Okay,
Speaker 3: so we should be hearing where the children of tomorrow
Speaker 3: dream away, Brackets dream away in the wind of change.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid, Lauren Henderson, it's saying old enough Tomorrow dream
Speaker 3: they wi, brackets dream they wi in the wind of change.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say this, but that is bang on.
Speaker 3: It does sound like, be careful kids about peeing in
Speaker 3: the winds. They are dreaming a wing and the wind
Speaker 3: of change. Be careful kids if it changes, all right,
Speaker 3: if you've got any fun next week. That's how it works.
Speaker 3: We're looking for yours, Christian at gold one O four
Speaker 3: three dot com. Dot Au, but thank you very much
Speaker 3: for tend us those while the show was away The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: I hope you realize that I'm being very restrained about
Speaker 3: England winning the Cricket World Cup, especially because obviously we
Speaker 3: you know, we beat Australian last last week. Andy Lee
Speaker 3: is not being civil. He's texting me saying, hey, fair play,
Speaker 3: well done to England to tying the World Cup and
Speaker 3: we want it. Don't be that, okay, I.
Speaker 2: Mean if there's ever a win on of technicality though surely.
Speaker 3: This is on our statusy, it's very Australian to do that. Okay.
Speaker 3: By the way, it's only in sport. You ever hear
Speaker 3: the phrase crashing out? Dan't you like? There are all
Speaker 3: these headlines that Australia crashed out last week gets in it.
Speaker 3: It's only in sport, isn't the people crash out? You
Speaker 3: don't hear about someone at the Oscars not winning one
Speaker 3: and Nicole Nicole Kimmons crashed out the Oscars. It's only
Speaker 3: ever in sport, isn't it. So we've all been away.
Speaker 3: Jack's been in America and I've been back in the
Speaker 3: UK and London, and then we went to France. Had
Speaker 3: a week there in the south of France, a beautiful
Speaker 3: place called Nice and some most stunning sort of scenery
Speaker 3: and sea color that I've ever seen in beautiful food
Speaker 3: and grape wines and one of the things the kids
Speaker 3: want to do. We're on the beach one day, and
Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I was feeling a bit dusty,
Speaker 3: not touched into never had rose. You've had rose before,
Speaker 3: love a rose. I've never had any pats. But I
Speaker 3: feel like, how has this been kept secret from me?
Speaker 3: I've always writ off as not being not wine. But
Speaker 3: it's beautiful, isn't it in the sun. So anyway, I'd
Speaker 3: had a little bit too much of the local French
Speaker 3: rose and it was lovely. And the next morning wasn't
Speaker 3: feeling well well, but it was really hot. We were
Speaker 3: down the beach by nine o'clock. Ten o'clock, my teenager goes,
Speaker 3: do you fancy going out on the sea kayak? My
Speaker 3: immediate thoughts are, now I'm under rollie and I'm going
Speaker 3: to be here until lunch time. Maybe not a glass
Speaker 3: of rose to try and fill something right now, I'm struggling,
Speaker 3: but you have to go. You fancy that. I was
Speaker 3: hoping in my tone I would put her off somehow.
Speaker 3: She goes, yeah, I'd love to. I go great, great, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: and I don't. I didn't. I'd forgotten my cap to wear.
Speaker 3: And it was baking hot. I mean it was like
Speaker 3: thirty six and we go down there. We get the
Speaker 3: sea kayak out to go into the sea and it
Speaker 3: is so hot straight away and I'm doing all the
Speaker 3: okay kayaking do you call it? Found at the front
Speaker 3: of always goes Dad, can we can we go like
Speaker 3: cove over there?
Speaker 2: So she's not even puddle herself, she's got.
Speaker 3: One, but it's more like, you know, she's just flicking
Speaker 3: you know, water at me. In summer. I'm doing all
Speaker 3: It's like basically I work for her and I'm ferrying
Speaker 3: around from another country and she's like, Daddy, can you
Speaker 3: take me to that cove over there? I'n't even heard
Speaker 3: the word cove? Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: A hole in the water.
Speaker 3: There's about a mile away an hour row like on
Speaker 3: the slaves and again whoa, and there's hang up. I'm
Speaker 3: getting dryer and dry. We haven't got any water. You
Speaker 3: can't used to see water. It's all so I'm so
Speaker 3: I feel like sand I keep going.
Speaker 4: Have we had enough?
Speaker 3: Have we had? I'm trying to think, scare of going
Speaker 3: quite far out now? Quite far out? Now? No, you're
Speaker 3: want to keep going down to keep it's the worst
Speaker 3: place for a hangover. Before that, my worst place for
Speaker 3: a hangover was something called a build a Bear factory.
Speaker 3: You have been to one of those? Yeah, build a
Speaker 3: bear factory. If you don't have kids, you're lucky thing
Speaker 3: you'll never get to go one of these. It's a
Speaker 3: factory where kids can build a bear being cute. Sunday morning,
Speaker 3: ten o'clock with a stinking hangover, and there's fifteen kids
Speaker 3: at a birthday party, screaming and ripping stuffing out of
Speaker 3: bears and putting hearts in them, trailing on your feet
Speaker 3: as they're running around you with their joyfulness. Too much,
Speaker 3: too much for me. It was this awful. That's strip
Speaker 3: lighting that happens on those kids shops as well. Can
Speaker 3: we dim it? Turn it? You can't dimmer strip lighting.
Speaker 3: So this morning I want to know for the Fleetwood
Speaker 3: Mac tickets, worst place you've ever had a hangover? We
Speaker 3: want the full details of story. Best one will give
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Speaker 3: the show This morning I'm looking for your story? Is
Speaker 3: then worst place you ever had a hangover after? Once
Speaker 3: on holiday and our sea kayaking in the French Sea
Speaker 3: with a terrible hangover for me, Christian. I used to
Speaker 3: work in a very well known electrical store right here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne, behind the counter, and it was a Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: I just had my twenty first to night before. And
Speaker 3: it wasn't just a hungover I think I was still drunk.
Speaker 3: First customer comes in pays over nine hundred dollars, but
Speaker 3: all in ten dollar notes. I was so hungover I
Speaker 3: had to sit on the floor to count the money
Speaker 3: to sew it down. Lisa Townshend, that's a great one, Christian.
Speaker 3: I once had to audition kids for a Sale of
Speaker 3: the Century junior special. Some of the parents actually complained
Speaker 3: to Channel nine that the staff will drank of alcohol. Christian,
Speaker 3: I was a traveling well in your home country, England,
Speaker 3: and I got a job to make ends meet as
Speaker 3: amazing evil monk in an abbey. I was so hungover
Speaker 3: I hid in the toilet virtually all day long, dressed
Speaker 3: as a monk. Diana on our Facebook page OC one
Speaker 3: O four to three, My husband had such a bad
Speaker 3: hangover he's got in a bath on the top story
Speaker 3: of our house, fell asleep with a tap running, flooded
Speaker 3: the house. We had to move out for six months.
Speaker 3: People always say, oh, he could have drowned. Well, that
Speaker 3: would have been better because the other option was he
Speaker 3: had me to contend with. And I love these two. Barry,
Speaker 3: also on Facebook, I had a terrible worst place for
Speaker 3: a hangover in hospital waiting for mine for sac to
Speaker 3: me and Amanda the Vatican after a big night out
Speaker 3: in Rome with the Pope. Michelle, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: how are you. I'm good, Michelle, thanks for calling the show.
Speaker 3: And worst place to have a hangover? What was it
Speaker 3: for you?
Speaker 8: Definitely on the side of the basketball court. My youngest
Speaker 8: son plays rep basketball and every Sunday morning we have two.
Speaker 12: Hours of basketball training and there.
Speaker 17: Are eighty boys at one time bouncing a basketball.
Speaker 3: No Oh, that noise, big.
Speaker 14: Bouncers around your brain.
Speaker 3: It's terrible, every bounce, thudding the already thudding brain. Right.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's a great one.
Speaker 3: Michelle. Thanks, you feel cool. I have a great day,
Speaker 3: very easy to and good morning, and any.
Speaker 8: Christian Annie, okay, very quickly. So I haven't been able
Speaker 8: to tell anyone this story, but yeah, I had a
Speaker 8: massive hangover. It was for the worst one in my
Speaker 8: life anyhow. But my friend rang me that morning when
Speaker 8: I was sort of sort of with one eye open,
Speaker 8: trying to get my head together, and she wanted me
Speaker 8: to attend a viewing of a body at a funeral
Speaker 8: home with her, so because her mother couldn't go with her.
Speaker 8: And she said, I need someone to come with me
Speaker 8: just just as a viewing, as a final thing for
Speaker 8: as a friend who had passed, you know. So I
Speaker 8: was like, oh, man, but I wanted to help her,
Speaker 8: So so I went and I did I understand it
Speaker 8: with her and look at this this body in a coffin,
Speaker 8: and I was trying to hold it together, but I
Speaker 8: actually felt so unwell. I could feel myself turning green,
Speaker 8: and I think I was having an out of body experience.
Speaker 8: By then i'd go out side and throw up.
Speaker 13: Awful.
Speaker 3: So, Annie, that would be a process for anyone, you know,
Speaker 3: And you're doing the right thing as a friend, and
Speaker 3: you yeah, I don't know. It's called a viewing. I
Speaker 3: guess that people obviously do that, but I didn't know.
Speaker 8: Well, they do, but I've never done it before.
Speaker 3: So what is it the last I guess, your last
Speaker 3: chance to say goodbye and see them before they closed
Speaker 3: the lid for the funeral.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, for the funeral the next day, you know.
Speaker 8: So they're kind of lying in this funeral home the
Speaker 8: day before and yeah, so I'm standing there going I
Speaker 8: had to tell myself, I was just looking at a
Speaker 8: mannequin or something, you know. I was just going, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: exactly in my line. It was awful, and my stomach's going, no,
Speaker 8: that it's not annequin.
Speaker 7: You're going to have to leave.
Speaker 8: So I went outside the front of the funeral home
Speaker 8: and I had to throw up, and there's people out
Speaker 8: the front coming in.
Speaker 3: Annie, thank you very much, she called Annie. That's a
Speaker 3: great story, don't you call.
Speaker 8: It was awful?
Speaker 3: Thanks for sharing it with us. One oh four to
Speaker 3: three Worst place You've Ever had a hangover?
Speaker 1: The Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 3: Three Lasting the Small about the worst place you've ever
Speaker 3: had a hangover at Teble one in France and go
Speaker 3: see kayaking for an hour. This one comes from an
Speaker 3: anonymous TV newsreader. Had to go on a hostile environments
Speaker 3: training course where actors are playing victims with horrific injuries
Speaker 3: and complete with very realistic makeup and blood pumping out
Speaker 3: of their limbs, and I had a terrible, terrible hangover.
Speaker 2: Well is that something that all newsreaders do before they
Speaker 2: have to start?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: I guess if their foreign correspondence they have to go
Speaker 3: to war zones? Yeah, I mean not obviously our friend
Speaker 3: here war zone. She comes from US whereby every single day, Hi,
Speaker 3: we got time for one call before the news and
Speaker 3: there's a load of you waiting on ahold. There are
Speaker 3: so many great stories because no matter how bad the
Speaker 3: hangover life just happens, you've still got to do stuff
Speaker 3: and engagements. You've got Benny, good morning, Hey, grishn mate.
Speaker 3: I'm good Benny, and thanksgiving us a call. Tell me
Speaker 3: what's the worst place you've ever had a hangover?
Speaker 18: I was after a massive week again and I was
Speaker 18: flying back from Ireland to Melbourne and the guy behind me.
Speaker 18: Here's me thinking I was the worst ever dying and
Speaker 18: the guy by right behind me actually died. What yah?
Speaker 18: So two seats behind me, I was considering throwing up,
Speaker 18: and then two seats behind me, I look around. It
Speaker 18: was that nice. It was over the Indian Ocean, and
Speaker 18: the Eurostas and Stewarts were all giving this guy CPR
Speaker 18: and then he just died. And then they just dragged
Speaker 18: him down to the back galley kitchen.
Speaker 3: First of all, listen, I know you're you're an Irishman,
Speaker 3: so you know we are storytellers. I don't believe. I mean,
Speaker 3: this is an amazing story poor guy, obviously, but I
Speaker 3: think if you don't are playing, I don't just grab
Speaker 3: his arms, grab a leg, drag him. Didn't they drag
Speaker 3: you down to the galley, shove you in that little
Speaker 3: tiny bin like that if I'm stuck out like a zombie,
Speaker 3: that is.
Speaker 18: Drag him down to the back kitchen and he could
Speaker 18: dry close the curtain, but the curtain goes down about
Speaker 18: three quarters exactly. See the shoes just palking out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they got to put them somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hear about this happening. And then if you're
Speaker 3: over the Indian Ocean, they can't quickly divert.
Speaker 10: Don't planes have an area upstairs though?
Speaker 5: For things like.
Speaker 3: That that's the first class. I don't think it's all
Speaker 3: dead people there. I mean they're dead rich Maybe you
Speaker 3: mishurd that bit, but it's not like the version of
Speaker 3: the plane.
Speaker 10: They do have a room like cruise ships. Do they
Speaker 10: have a more big cruise ships?
Speaker 3: I guess you. But planes everything is.
Speaker 2: Economy. Yeah, it's all economy. Like you can't just have
Speaker 2: a room for the dead people up put it upstairs.
Speaker 3: They have a room up store.
Speaker 5: I thought they did some of the big one.
Speaker 3: Amazing a dead room upstairs, Benny, that is some story mate,
Speaker 3: And did the hangover pass with that? Did you think, well,
Speaker 3: at least I'm alive, because must been terrifying. Yeah.
Speaker 18: I was talking to their stewardess is like maybe half
Speaker 18: an hour later, and there they were too scared to
Speaker 18: get milk. They wouldn't go into the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking about that. You got to go
Speaker 3: and get all your little snacks and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and there's it's a dead dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they start serving you breakfast, then they're coming
Speaker 2: from behind the curtain. You'll just go.
Speaker 3: Keep the complimentary nuts. I'm okay, that's all right. You're
Speaker 3: going on eight hours, don't worry about it. And you've
Speaker 3: got the toilets up there as well. Benny, this is
Speaker 3: some story. Okay, could be you getting the Fleetwood Mact tickets,
Speaker 3: but for now, thank you very much.
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Speaker 3: Big thing we've learned on today's show thanks to Patsy,
Speaker 3: is that apparently there's a room upstairs on all planes
Speaker 3: where they shove the dead people.
Speaker 5: Said the big planes they listen.
Speaker 3: That is like it's the lounge, isn't It's.
Speaker 5: Like a cupboard or something.
Speaker 3: First class? It isn't it?
Speaker 2: The people upstairs is the first new executive first class.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happens. If you're just in economy
Speaker 3: die you just paying the seat, you're dying seat. You're
Speaker 3: not going out there with the rich dead people. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, we mean to some one of the worst
Speaker 3: place to have a hangover, like Barney, and certainly some
Speaker 3: poor guy in the seat behind him actually passes away
Speaker 3: mid flight over the Indian Ocean. We got time for
Speaker 3: two last calls then about worst place to have a hangover,
Speaker 3: Chris Immudi Aleic, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Hi morning, Christian morning Tom.
Speaker 3: All right, Chris, welcome to the show. What's it for you?
Speaker 7: The worst place to hangover for me was in the
Speaker 7: maternity ward back in the UK the birth of my
Speaker 7: first child that fourteen years ago.
Speaker 3: How can you have a hangover on a day like that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've probably paid for.
Speaker 3: It, and rightly so. I wasn't allowed to go out
Speaker 3: for about two weeks before the due date in case
Speaker 3: such a thing happened. I couldn't we trusted to be
Speaker 3: near alcohol.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you hear some partners take the whole nine
Speaker 2: months off with their wife so that they don't drink.
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, I won't drinking, you don't drink.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of those people.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Chris, you couldn't even do the night before.
Speaker 7: No, well no, I had two week block and this
Speaker 7: was just before that two weeks and it was my
Speaker 7: work Christmas doing my old boss.
Speaker 3: Did so the baby come up? Did the baby come early?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, my boss did you got to come We'll
Speaker 7: get you home in a black cow. We went to
Speaker 7: London to midday, all day drinking.
Speaker 3: And obviously you're in the right place on the maternity ward.
Speaker 3: You're at the business end where there's life is being
Speaker 3: born and there's enough happening.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I got the train, got the train home at eight
Speaker 7: o'clock that night. Night before got to my wife and
Speaker 7: I think going into contractions. I fell asleep during a
Speaker 7: couple of contractions at home, down very well. Couldn't couldn't drive.
Speaker 3: Couldn't drive to the hospital. This is not how it's
Speaker 3: meant to go.
Speaker 7: And the nurses in the returnity ward was joking saying
Speaker 7: that I want coffee, didn't want a kebab?
Speaker 3: You we need gas? No something so good? Give me
Speaker 3: another hit, all right, Chris, we've got to go. We
Speaker 3: to only get one more. That is a brilliant from Chris.
Speaker 3: That's going to Cindy's been waiting on hold for the
Speaker 3: last ten minutes. Cindy, thanks for holding on.
Speaker 17: Hi, Christin, Tim, how are you going We're.
Speaker 3: Good, Cindy. Worst place for a hangover.
Speaker 17: Worst place for a hangover is a high and dancing
Speaker 17: competition which I promised to help my sister in law
Speaker 17: with the kids, and it wears bagpipes from eight am
Speaker 17: to six pm.
Speaker 3: I had this one iced to go to the Comedy
Speaker 3: Fessor in Edinburgh. They love those bagpipes. It's a nice
Speaker 3: noise for ten seconds and they cranked them up. Sounds like
Speaker 3: they're mangling a cat under their arms. And that with
Speaker 3: a hangover. No thank you. It is a hard past
Speaker 3: from me. Stop that cacophony, Cindy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You cool, thank you? All right? Tough call, right, brilliant stories?
Speaker 3: What great stories to come back to on our first
Speaker 3: show back off the two week break. Who do we
Speaker 3: give the Fleetwood Max stories to? There's one story we're
Speaker 3: going to remember.
Speaker 2: Dragging the body down there.
Speaker 3: Forget Snake's on a plane, Body on a plane, Barney.
Speaker 3: You get the tickets of Fleetwood mac More tomorrow, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I get a voicemail from my executive producer Brad.
Speaker 3: Now we love Brad, right, okay, runs the show, but
Speaker 3: I have to be honest. This is it's also why
Speaker 3: we have him as part of a government scheme to
Speaker 3: get the elderly. Still you can still be a part,
Speaker 3: you know, still be a part old timer with your
Speaker 3: lovely old timey stories about when it was all fields
Speaker 3: around here and Richmond Footscray and all that. Okay, And
Speaker 3: he left a voicemail yesterday. And when people said to me,
Speaker 3: this old guy you're talking about, is he really that old?
Speaker 3: Have a listened to this still doesn't know how to
Speaker 3: use the modern thing of a voice smail. He leaves
Speaker 3: me this message and obviously I don't know what he's saying.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know what he's saying. And maybe it's
Speaker 3: my ears you having listen, Pats and Jack, can you
Speaker 3: work out what our senior producer said on this voicemail.
Speaker 12: Me?
Speaker 16: How you're traveling, if you've got your forward?
Speaker 3: What's he called?
Speaker 16: Bangk what.
Speaker 5: He'll he'll often FaceTime me he doesn't.
Speaker 3: Realize down or well, halfway through the cool.
Speaker 16: Traveling you've got your forward? Really uh bang.
Speaker 3: Ping or bang?
Speaker 7: You really cheat that.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a pocket doll, but he's actually talking
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I thought. Oh bless him, he's just
Speaker 3: he's but diving again. But no, he's actually thinks he's leaving.
Speaker 3: So I got Mark audio producer on the show, to
Speaker 3: try and clean up. You're not the c s I
Speaker 3: where they go boost it. So he's going to play
Speaker 3: with this, it's not I don't know what he was
Speaker 3: telling me. Was he actually saying, bang, you've been fine,
Speaker 3: don't go in. I don't know, am I what's happening
Speaker 3: about tomorrow?
Speaker 16: If you're see how you're traveling, if you've got your forward?
Speaker 3: Who uses the phone like this?
Speaker 16: Sang the Mark.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just a little stare out the window
Speaker 3: one of the buildings there, but yeah, I care on
Speaker 3: the show now all right, time of the day is
Speaker 3: at work time, waster massive sports a weekend obviously, just
Speaker 3: hearing the latest from center court Wimbledon and Jokovic being
Speaker 3: federal in an epic classic, and then the cricket World Cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, don't forget the bummy.
Speaker 3: Yeah do you think I'd have to put up with that?
Speaker 3: If you look won it? But you crashed out last.
Speaker 2: Anthony McDonald tipping Woody Gold with seventeen seconds left in
Speaker 2: the game to win against the kangaro A.
Speaker 3: Lot of very close winds of the weekend. Carlton amazing
Speaker 3: story as well, and then the D's it sounded like
Speaker 3: the way that clip had been edited by the way
Speaker 3: the Goodie was saying, they don't want to waste time
Speaker 3: trying to get better than seeds for that, you know,
Speaker 3: pick it up next year. All right. So with the
Speaker 3: big sport of the weekend, today's that word time waste
Speaker 3: to you as we bounced back into the show is
Speaker 3: celebrities as sports. I've got ski once good, JK bowling,
Speaker 3: that was my only good one. Sorry, I've got Ariana
Speaker 3: Grande Slam. Yeah, Canoe reeves that's good. And then this
Speaker 3: one Ping Pong oom instead of Kim jong U instead
Speaker 3: of King Jong Um. I've got Ping pong oh. All right,
Speaker 3: what have you got celebrities a.
Speaker 2: Sports and missile will fall in your house tonight. Judo
Speaker 2: law jockey Chan.
Speaker 3: Jockey Chow is good.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Chessicat Elba. I remember someone told us on
Speaker 2: the show chess was a sport. Yes, chessic at Elba,
Speaker 2: and then Lara Flynn Boyle becomes Javelin Boil.
Speaker 3: Okay, Texas yours. That's more enough for that? Oh four
Speaker 3: seventy five WAP and the three one oh four three Celebrities.
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Speaker 3: Wow, anyone else picking up static?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 3: What are you doing? The hello my microphone? Just by
Speaker 3: going hello, It's like there's a burglar in the house.
Speaker 3: You wander around going hello? What is this turn off?
Speaker 3: Pats my? What have you done? Clap mic?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 3: Serious? The way you grab it something? No, you yank again?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: I did it?
Speaker 15: You do?
Speaker 3: She rips it up more microphone?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 3: Come in here?
Speaker 2: You like to swing up for like an old reall
Speaker 2: point yeah, like Freddie.
Speaker 3: Mercury, yanking it around the studio, giving it the oldbedo body.
Speaker 2: You're allowed talking to it? Will you show?
Speaker 5: You don't tear me off?
Speaker 3: No? No, I did, just to check a sick just
Speaker 3: that when she touched it lightly. Woman, you touched it
Speaker 3: bottom top.
Speaker 2: You can share with me.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to share Jack's now. No, you've broken it.
Speaker 3: Hulk leave, Hulk, don't smash. Let's try again. I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what it is. Pull pull the pop shield down
Speaker 3: on it. There you go, That's all it was. It
Speaker 3: was you knew in radio the pop shield it was loose.
Speaker 3: We got it, popper anyway, great rodeo. Good to have
Speaker 3: us back, guys. Hi five is a round. Let's get
Speaker 3: into today's at work time way, so Jack, you're ready
Speaker 3: to mark ready. Celebrities are sports. We've always got through
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Speaker 3: Chess Hemsworth Bronze, Christopher Power Walking Silver plus, Nicholas Cage
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Speaker 2: Then well done.
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Speaker 3: All right, let's end it there.
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Speaker 3: So we're all back from our two week breaks. Chat
Speaker 3: was in America doing some amazing stuff and.
Speaker 2: I noticed you saw my bravery on Instagram. I posted
Speaker 2: a phone with myself jumping off a cliff.
Speaker 5: Crazy loco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen meters they said.
Speaker 3: That is really high up.
Speaker 2: Well, if you think of a ten meter diving board
Speaker 2: like in the Elettic's the highest one they jumped off,
Speaker 2: it's another fifty percent on top of that.
Speaker 3: So what does someone eg you on? And it was
Speaker 3: into what Lake Placid?
Speaker 2: Into Lake Placid? Yeah, apparently all the guy We met
Speaker 2: some friends who had already been there, and we came
Speaker 2: late to the weekend and they had already done it
Speaker 2: the day before. They said, so they knew that.
Speaker 3: It could be that to kids. Yeah, yeah, we did
Speaker 3: the other day. I don't I don't know if I
Speaker 3: do that, I'd be don't know.
Speaker 2: I was terrified, but you worried that.
Speaker 3: I don't sound silly, right, I'm just saying what I thought.
Speaker 3: I'd be worried that I'd get ripped apart of something
Speaker 3: from them.
Speaker 2: That's why I tried to do it. Pin drop No, No,
Speaker 2: they tested for rocks and how to look, cause you
Speaker 2: got to be got You've got to be smart.
Speaker 5: About how deep is it below?
Speaker 2: It's I mean probably hundreds of meters because it's quite dark.
Speaker 2: So that was no problem. But it was the mental
Speaker 2: exercise of getting to the top and just I went
Speaker 2: to like a meditative state and go, okay, you're not
Speaker 2: This is not about fear. It's just about did it?
Speaker 3: Did it help you at all? The two strange tattoos
Speaker 3: poking out of your shorts on your backside like a
Speaker 3: tramp stamp, of swallows diving into your arms.
Speaker 2: I can't believe we've known each other for a year
Speaker 2: and you've never.
Speaker 3: Seen Oh yeah, I've seen you peeking out of stains
Speaker 3: when he bends over. Pats is always dropping stuff that
Speaker 3: it strong boy will bend down. What a loas That's
Speaker 3: the thing that I've blown away by.
Speaker 11: But what's the tram stamp?
Speaker 2: Like then when I was nineteen in Thailand?
Speaker 3: But why swallows diving into your bum?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, they're not diving into my bum.
Speaker 3: They actually looks like it. What are they doing flying
Speaker 3: your backside?
Speaker 2: There's flying around?
Speaker 5: Why swallows? What is it about swallows?
Speaker 2: I was just I thought it was rock and roll
Speaker 2: when I got them.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's show, Regrettable Tattoos.
Speaker 2: I don't regret them.
Speaker 3: I do. You can nominate someone else.
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