WEBVTT - Ping Pong-Un 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.520 four point three Live from. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:11.280 Richmond, Gold one four point three HQG, Melbourne, Australia. 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:14.720 I'm accustoming to the welfare Christian. Yeah, Jackie boys working out. 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:15.640 Check out the gun show. 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:18.680 Oh Connor, No, no, don't suck me for breakfast show. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:20.160 That's very violent. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:21.760 Did he see earlier on a Monday morning? 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:26.799 It sucks loud? Hey, good morning, it's ten minutes past 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.639 six Monday morning. We are back as the Christian O'Connell 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:30.240 Breakfast Show. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.240 Good morning, Pat, Hey boys, goome on and Jack Good 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:35.000 morning guys. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.760 It is a genuine joint you back here and is 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.360 a joy to see you both again. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.760 Yeah, I would say the same. It's great. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.120 See I actually really missed you guys. I missed Melbourne, 0:00:44.159 --> 0:00:46.440 I missed Australia. It was the I've been back home 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.720 to London and see mom and my sister and my 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:51.640 dad and some old friends. And then we went to 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.360 France and I have to say so first time I've 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.560 been back since we moved here fourteen months ago. Now, 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:00.640 I was homesick for here, which is great. Yeah, kids 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.520 felt the same way. They couldn't wait to be back, 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:05.360 and my wife as well. It made me appreciate how 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:06.399 lucky ams to have all this. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.040 And so no part of you go back to the 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:11.880 streets of London and you're like, this is. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.520 I tell you what it felt. It felt very frantic 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.240 and obviously that was a big part of my life 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:17.640 for twenty odd years working in London. But then when 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.920 you step off the treadmill for about thirteen months, I know, 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.759 you think it's busy here. There's nothing compared to London. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:26.040 Is you've been in London, you know it's nuts. People 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.040 just mow you down if you get in the way. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.240 And it was I felt like a tourist. Oh so 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.600 the buildings are so big, and also because I haven't 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:36.679 haven't been exposed to the London accent a lot. You 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:39.240 hear the odd pony over here, obviously, but obviously that 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.920 everything the accent felt really over the top, like it 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:43.679 was in a movie. 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.679 It felt really like Michael Kane. 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.760 Yes it did. Actually I think it was in high definition. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:54.000 The buildings, the countryside and the accents were all oh god, 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.760 because I haven't heard that for a long time, well 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.600 not even that long, but no, I missed it. I 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:00.720 missed Australia lot. I missed a friendliness of Melbourne. And 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:04.520 when I arrived Friday morning at four thirty best time 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:07.040 to ever arrive is at four thirty morning. People just 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:13.400 USh you through through. Everyone's just tired. I just everything 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:15.680 was just an easy way, just to glide through an 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.600 airport a half four in the morning. However, the guy 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.480 checking my passport, I handed my passport. He looked at him, 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.240 without even looking at me, he just said, you're back 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.480 on a Monday. You came back, and then he was 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:27.360 kind of to say welcome home. And it was the 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:28.960 one the highlights and my trip was here in that 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:30.960 So anyway, how's America? Jack? 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:31.440 Oh? 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:33.720 I mean, I've had the best two weeks. Actually feels 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.840 like months. I feel like I haven't been here for months. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.040 It's strange, isn't it? Loved it? Where do I start? 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:40.160 Almost didn't even go. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:41.800 So tell him all, where did you go to America? 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:42.640 Where was your trip? 0:02:43.400 --> 0:02:46.320 We flew into Florida, which is where my wife's parents live, 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.399 and then we went to New York and then back 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:50.919 through la and back here again. 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:52.280 Amazing. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:55.520 Yeah, But I mean, honestly, I'll tell you after this 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.040 I almost literally didn't make it out of the country. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:03:01.000 Apats the little boys grown up. He's throwing and doing 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.800 his own teasers. Now, look, he's going to tell us 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.760 after this, who says I'm going to go to this next? 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:07.679 Do you improve? Jackpie? We're now going to remind you 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:08.680 who show this is. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.880 I wait to go to this, but I don't play 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:12.240 the song. 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:14.320 I go, well, I'll tell you when I play the songs. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.000 Don't come back like that. Maybe in America you've got 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.720 you know, listening to radiot there sometimes the sidekicked run 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.400 stuff as well. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.720 Thinks he's how it's too yeah, right. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.320 Yeah, looks at the Jackie boys junks in One Lake 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:28.680 and Lake Glacid. We've all seen it on Instagram. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:29.040 He is. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:30.960 Now he's in charge of when we go to next. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:33.720 I'll go to next now, but don't even tell him 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.080 we're going to next, Fat Patsy, I'm going to ask 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:40.480 you what you did next? Moon five. This is Love 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:42.560 on God one oh four point three. Come morning. I 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.080 hope you well. I hope you had a great weekend, 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.720 and I hope you've had a good two weeks as well. 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.360 I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but uh, 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:49.480 Cricket World Cup. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:53.280 Yeah, the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.080 four point three. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.840 An amazing weekend a sport. Then some very big close 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:02.240 games of the weekend in footy, in tennis, Wimbledon. It's 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:07.240 been the longest singles final ever between Djokovic or Shokovich, 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.000 as are class. That's according for no good reason. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.800 Did I say Shokovich? 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.600 You do? Every time you do pay it back to 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:17.479 you call him Shokovich. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:17.320 Do I? 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:24.240 Yeah, there's been ane headline Djokovic jockch Yeah, between and 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:27.960 Roger Federer, and then in the Cricket World Cup. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.760 I can't wrap my head around this. Obviously, cricket is 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:33.720 an ancient game with rules have been written down since 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.560 the eighteen eighteen hundreds. The Cricket World Cup final then, 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:42.200 obviously Australia were humiliated last week. New Zealand, actually New 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.599 Zealand and country in the Southern Hemisphere. They've actually got books. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.560 They managed to get into the final and it was 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:49.240 so close that it was a tie. They had to 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:51.200 go to someone called a super over, and they had 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:53.760 to go to something called a boundary count. Very cricket, 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:55.359 isn't it where they go back and count all the 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.919 boundaries from previous games in the World Cup and England 0:04:58.920 --> 0:04:59.240 have won. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.000 Does anyone on the team even though that's the real 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:04.240 rule or do they have to go back to some 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.000 rule book and go like the first time? 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.760 But do you know what, rather than us fumble around 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.880 with this, Rio who works on the show, right, is 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.120 a super fan of sport and there's a lot of 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.840 blogs on it as well, and he's a massive cricket 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.760 fan and in fact, two weeks ago on the show 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:21.280 was the guy who has taken great delight that England 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:23.839 had choked, which they did two weeks ago, two weeks 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:27.599 a long time in sport, Rio Christian, tell me about 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.479 what's happened at the World Cup then for cricket. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:33.600 So England and New Zealand had the same score at 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.000 the end of the game after the fifty overs, and 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.119 then so it goes to an extra super over both 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:40.840 teams hit fifteen runs. 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:42.880 What happens in the super over is it whoever gets 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.680 the most runs as in a normal over. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:48.320 Yep, so it's just one over, one six ball over 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.359 unless you know, no balls and words. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.800 And then what if someone goes out in that overall, 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.880 can they all just go for boundaries? 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:57.520 They can all just go for boundaries. But if you 0:05:57.520 --> 0:06:00.400 get out, obviously that's one ball, you haven't got any runs. Yep, 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:05.680 Oh it was. They both got fifteen at the end 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:06.280 of that over. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.200 That's insane. Did it ever happen before a Cricket World Cup? 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:14.120 Not in the final? Wow, that's amazing. And so then 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.240 what happens they go for the super over. There's no 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.159 there's no real winner. So in like in a in 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:20.359 a soccer World Cup, you have extra time, then you 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.279 have the awful thing of you know, during that golden goal, 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:25.200 first team to get a goal is the winner. Then 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:27.120 it goes to a penalty shootout. So that's how they 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.719 decided what happens. Then there what's this about the boundary count? 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:33.320 They count whichever team had the most boundaries across the 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.760 fifty overs, and the super over is the winner. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.960 So it's a pretty cruel way for New Zealand to lose. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.720 Oh that's really harsh, isn't it. You couldn't help but feel, 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:43.000 if you're a pee wee that you were somehow robbed 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:45.200 a bit. It's not in fair play of the game, is. 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.080 It, Or well, you got it. Someone's got to win eventually, 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.400 maybe they do another super Over. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.280 Yeah, why don't they just keep playing Superovers? It's a 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:52.799 good question. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.480 Why couldn't they just like get random fans to come 0:06:56.480 --> 0:07:00.000 out on playing take one like that? That one felt 0:07:00.200 --> 0:07:02.359 that would feel a bit fairer to win it. But 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.839 it doesn't Matterland have won the Cricket World Cup. Thank 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.960 you for all your non congratulations. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:09.000 You're welcome. 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:09.600 Yeah. 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.640 Great. Anyway, Coming up next Jackson to tell us about 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.280 his visa. 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.400 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:16.040 point three. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.000 So Jacks has come back from a big adventure with 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:21.800 his wife in America. And obviously you booked this a 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.400 while ago. Yeah last year. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.720 Yeah, over summer, Yeah, over Christmas. 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.480 Now on Friday show two weeks ago. You were laughing 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.520 at me because I am one of those guys who 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.160 will insist on getting to an airport way too early 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.320 for my flight back from London to come to Melbourne. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.640 This got too much. I was there four and a 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:40.280 half hours early. I could even check it in. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:41.120 I don't let you check in. 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.120 I I was living at the airport. You're just wandering around, 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:47.040 you don't know what the food bits and the duty 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:50.520 free shopping and all that. That's the other side. I 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.520 felt like, what's that movie where he's living at the 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:56.560 air terminal? This is am I ever going to get 0:07:56.560 --> 0:08:00.160 back to Melbourne. I'm now I'm just stuck here. I 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:01.960 always get there early. And you were laughing two weeks 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:03.640 ago saying that you like to just breeze in. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.320 I give myself a half hour buffer before the check 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:07.120 in closer. 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.560 Just makes me feel very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable, but it 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:12.120 almost is the undoing of me. 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:15.440 So Mum drove us to the airport and she said, 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:17.760 on the way, have you feel have you got a 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:18.840 visa for America? 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.080 The travel visa is cute. You're a thirty one year 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.600 old merried man. Your mom's taking you to the airport. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.240 My parents have never taken me to any airport in 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:31.000 my life. I would even ask them. That is so lovely. 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:32.920 Mum and dad had taken their little son and his 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:34.080 wife at the airport. 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.440 It was nice and it was actually very lucky because 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:37.760 I hadn't done that visa. 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:39.760 What do you mean, I don't understand this. If you 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:42.360 go to America like the visa application, I mean look 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.040 in the news. Let's chuck you in a cage if 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:46.520 you get it wrong. It's they're put it into Trump 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:48.560 Gone and it's even stronger. So and the same. If 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.680 you come to Australia on holiday from Europe, you've got 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:53.080 to go online and do your visa. It's all online. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.800 Sometimes it can take twenty four hours or seventy two hours. 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.200 See, well that's the bit. I didn't know my memory 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.040 of it was. Last time I did it electric online. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.400 It just sent it to my email straight away. So 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:04.920 I said, Mom, don't worry about I do it. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:05.480 I'll do it now. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:07.240 You do it online. 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.840 So on the journey to the airport, you haven't got 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:11.960 a visa, I can believe it. They won't even let 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:13.559 you check in. They didn't. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.679 Yes, they didn't let me check in. So I got 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.160 to the desk and she I said, here's my passport 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:20.720 and she's like, oh, you need a visa. I said, yep, 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.079 just just did it. She said, it's the application is pending. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:26.080 But who thinks they can just get on a plane 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.000 with a phrase. I've done it. Trust me, I'm good 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.080 for I'm a good guy. I mean, I'm the last 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:32.880 person who's going to blow up any stuff. So just 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.280 see you know, I haven't got the papers. But look 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.880 at me, you know, do I look like one of 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.000 those people you see on the news. I'm a good guy. 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.720 She said. It can be pending for up to seventy 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:45.160 two hours. Really, what's got half an hour? 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.320 What's your wife, Bianka doing? If it was me, Sara, 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:48.800 would you want. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.760 So she's still got her American passport, so she's allowed 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:55.520 to fly out. She should be furious at me. She's not, 0:09:56.320 --> 0:10:00.480 which is is lovely of her, because I've been an absolutely. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:03.679 She had any medicaid at the time because my wife, 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:06.200 They've had to call police to get her off me 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.640 as she was ripping my balls off and feeding them 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:09.120 to each. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:12.599 She went in for pending, she went into actually be 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:14.839 very helpful. Most she was talking to the supervisor and 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:16.480 the manager and anyone she could speak to. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.080 Who do you speak to Trump? 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.360 Well, I tried to call Homelown security. I tried to 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.240 call this strained embassy in Los Angeles. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.160 My. 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:30.800 Post. 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:34.400 The line's gone some people so they don't deal with 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.440 visas or passports, so that was a dead end. So 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:41.560 I just I was saying goodbye to Bianca and said well, 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.720 I guess I have to come tomorrow or like fly. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.280 The next time to start of your big holiday. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:49.960 Ten minutes before the checking closes, an email comes through 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.240 to say that you are. 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:53.280 I hate you. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:58.920 It's not fair, very life this time. No, I'll never 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:02.040 learn my lesson and that's what annoys me. 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.320 The Christian o' connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:06.280 four point three. 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.160 So Patsy Jack was in America. I went over to Europe. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:10.719 What have you been up to for your two week 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:11.320 break mate? 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:15.080 I did the school holiday thing with the eight year old? 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:19.320 Did all lots happen in Melbourne over the second term? 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:21.040 There's loads on do you do the Disney on Ice? 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.560 Did Disney on Ice which was fabulous. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:24.640 And you're performing in that show on you? 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:25.479 Oh? Absolutely? 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:26.080 How's it going? 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:26.400 Yeah? 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.360 I was Moana? 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.400 Oh lovely. 0:11:30.280 --> 0:11:32.640 No, it was fantastic this year and other great performance. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.559 Every year gets better on Disney on Ice. Went to 0:11:35.600 --> 0:11:36.760 the movies a couple of times. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:37.640 What have you seen? 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:38.760 We saw Aladdin? 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:39.640 Is that good? 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:40.280 You know? 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.920 It's a bit dark in places? She was a bit scared. 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:48.400 But probably not my famous or most favorite remake of Disney, 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.800 but still worth going if that makes sense. Yeah, it 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.760 does a bit of black magic and yeah, a little 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:54.640 bit scary. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:56.360 But sorry, so I thought we were just taking off 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:59.479 another thing that you did. We did an evening. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.760 Course on black Man, but we do that out with 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.560 what else do we do? And we had to stay 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.320 in the city, which was nice. How Be treated Audrey 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.880 and I to our birthday treat in the week in 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.840 the city on one weekend, which was nice. And one 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:14.880 thing that never fails to amaze me when you go 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:16.880 into a motel room or a hotel room. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.120 Here we go Crown Motels. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:24.920 Yes, is you've got the Bible and a shoehorn in 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:25.400 the room. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.240 Yeah, they're sticking with it, aren't they. 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.319 You know the stool, there's a shoehorn. Who use is 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:31.360 a shoehorn? Steal? 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:34.800 Do you think there are any listeners that own a shoehorn? 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:36.719 No, I've never shoehorned. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:37.040 No. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.640 Sometimes if you're buying a pair of shoes, depending on 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.240 the shoe shop, they will bring out wait there, sir, 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:43.840 and they bring you a shore and then you have 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.400 to do that thing like you know how to use it, 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.360 and they stand above you and you're like, do I 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:52.439 what do I do? Beat my smash my into the shoe. 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.920 Do I beat the shoe? Do I pick my nose 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.520 with this? What do you do with that? How do I? 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.640 I've never been trained in the shoehorn. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:01.120 I've got a shoehorn. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.920 I'd rather more towels, like there was only two towels 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.840 in the room for the three of us, or a 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.760 laundry bag for all your togs and stuff so you 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.960 don't have to take them home in your suitcase or 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:11.480 wet all. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:15.800 Some electrical sockets you can actually reach withoutticicat. Yes, they 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.680 don't like it. They don't want us using the electric 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:19.520 to charge your phone, are they. You've got to get 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:23.560 behind that strange mini business desk facing the wall. It's 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.480 never the proper depth of a desk, is it. No, 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:26.720 it's about six inches. 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.959 And that's why you always leave a charger behind this 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:29.640 because it's him. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:30.880 I do that every time. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.599 Seriously, you know you're going to go and see a 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.480 chiropractice on but what do you do? I just tried 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.360 to charge my phone. That was all in the hotel. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:39.920 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:40.440 point three. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:43.800 I want to note sorry not eat some stuff and 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:46.880 I've eaten so much food in France. There's my blood crops, 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.560 red wine, varn rouge, god, I have really you know 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:52.760 when you like I'm eating like a pig. 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.760 Me too. I've done Hamburger's hot dogs, steaks. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.480 Did I took my gym gear thinking this is going 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.920 to be the chip I use. I'm going to use 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:07.400 these trainers shorts. I'm going to find her Jim. You know, seriously, 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:09.600 the only thing I ran for was last orders at 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.320 a couple of bars. There was no running for our 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:13.120 cheese boy. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:15.720 I went one step further and brought a resistance Baan, 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:20.920 this is great to pack into his luggage on the hotel. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.920 You can climbs in his way. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.120 Don't go anywhere near it. All right, So we've got 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.720 another broad topic. We're back, and within the first hour 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.960 of being back, we are talking about shoehorns. I'd imagine 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.360 that there'll be a lot of this on the various 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:39.240 breakfast shows EV filling in for fee fee about Eddie 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.280 McGuire has got a shoehorn. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.080 He has a shoehorn, definitely. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:47.560 I think probably ivory or an antique mahogany or so 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.280 that he will have a shoehorn and probably a container 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:53.760 that will well off people do to put umbrellas in. 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:55.960 You're like an actual elephant tusk. 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:58.240 Or a shoehorn guy like a butler that just does 0:14:58.280 --> 0:14:58.760 the shoehorn. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.360 Yeah, well that's Dars. You know he lives with him understairs. Okay, 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.760 so to us, Yes morning ninety four one four one 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:09.400 o four three. Do any of you own a shoehorn? 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.320 Good morning, Helen, Good morning Christian. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.320 Welcome back everyone. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:15.640 Thank you very much, Helen. It's lovely to be back. 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.520 Thanks for welcoming us back. And do you own a shoehorn? 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:20.920 No, but my husband does, does he? 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:22.040 When did he get this thing? 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.720 When he got his word boots Christian? Now we're in 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.880 the box. He was in the box and it's yellow. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.320 When I thought, oh my god, I haven't seen those 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:31.840 since I was a kid. Did I still have them? 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:33.320 And I obviously do? 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.880 And who is making them? Is there still a big 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:37.640 global demand for shoehorns? 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:40.400 Well? I don't know, but I didn't think tradies whatever? 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.480 He no, why it's a trading shoehorn. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.240 I love that very post trade, isn't he? 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.040 It was in the steelcup boots box? 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:53.120 I love that well? And do you think that he's 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:54.880 he's not using that on the site. Is he Is 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.760 he using that shoehorn before he goes anywhere near the site? 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.640 Excuse guys, is going to get my shoe horn out 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.359 to go my hard yaka boots. 0:16:02.720 --> 0:16:05.040 Well, he works in a brick factory, so maybe he 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.880 uses it to get the brick dust out of his shoes. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:09.800 I love the fact that we've got a trade who 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.040 is sticking with the fine art of the shoehorn. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.400 Shoehorns enough for scooping stuff out of your shoe though. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:19.400 Maybe that's what this guy uses it for. All Right, Helen, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:21.200 thank you very much. She cool. Have a good day mate, 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.360 you too. God By Christian. I don't own a shoehorn, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.360