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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show. Jack, what have you been googling recently?

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Speaker 4: I had to google if my car was insured. I

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Speaker 4: didn't know what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Haven't you got like an email with the policy and

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Speaker 3: you run a wildlife Sometimes.

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Speaker 4: The Adam inside of my brain just is in comatose.

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Speaker 4: So I was going, so you are this year.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen any more organized. You more organized anyone

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Speaker 3: else in the team. Yes.

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Speaker 4: So future me, if I was insuring my car this year,

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Speaker 4: I would know where to put that file. But old

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Speaker 4: me he didn't know where to store that. So we

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Speaker 4: went to a couple of weeks ago, we went to

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Speaker 4: RACV Goldfields, one of those RACV parks, and someone asked

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Speaker 4: me if I'm an RACV member, you get a discount.

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Speaker 4: I think I am, but I'm not sure. And it

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Speaker 4: was as I was looking through my email, I was like,

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Speaker 4: I actually don't even know if my car is insured anymore.

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Speaker 4: It illegal I'm seeing, Well you get it. No, you

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Speaker 4: get the third part insurance with your when you pay

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Speaker 4: your roades in regio.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you only had they'd have to ensure it

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Speaker 4: with an insurance company if you want to protect yourself

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Speaker 4: and comprehensive insurance. But I hadn't been protecting yourself since

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 3: Oh out that? No still kidding? Is there?

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Speaker 4: So I googled is there a database to check if

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Speaker 4: my car is insured in Australia? Because maybe I change?

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Speaker 3: Maybe I changed the database's job. What is this database

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Speaker 3: to look after your ass?

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Speaker 4: So I wasn't you with RACV in twenty twenty one?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I moved somewhere else and forgot I moved.

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Speaker 3: Did you just search like an email inbox or bank

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Speaker 3: account statements?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I was searching for things like RACV insurance car but

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Speaker 4: that brought up too many emails of course.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, can't you if you do a search for your

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Speaker 5: like if you put your number plate in online the.

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Speaker 3: Then just see if it's registered, won't you? No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it only tells you if you're registered. It wouldn't

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Speaker 4: tell me if I had.

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Speaker 3: I've just got this image of you calling all car

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Speaker 3: insurance coming. My name is Jack Post? Is he you

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Speaker 3: one with fair question? Actually? Have a quick look. No,

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Speaker 3: it's not nice. Hello, my name is Jack Posts. That's

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Speaker 3: your today bringing? What ten different insurance companies. Hello, have

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Speaker 3: you got my money?

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Speaker 4: And shouldn't it be a database on?

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Speaker 3: Why? No, all of them databases for everything to look

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Speaker 3: after all this stuff. It all was down to us.

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Speaker 3: So what are you new get? In short?

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Speaker 4: Well, I want to make sure first I'm not insured

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Speaker 4: anywhere before I buy insurance.

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Speaker 5: How are you going to assume that?

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Speaker 3: Other than calling everybody? You just take an RACV policy.

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Speaker 4: Too many things now come out of our bank accounts

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Speaker 4: their own, so we don't like at the end of

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Speaker 4: the year for all I know, well, one of the

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Speaker 4: insurance company could take it out and go, oh, that's

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Speaker 4: right away with Greg's insurance.

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Speaker 5: But there's no like CHECKI bank statements and no you know,

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Speaker 5: regular monthly payments going on.

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Speaker 3: I think you can now online with banks teams. You

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Speaker 3: can in the search thing on your statements go like insurance,

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Speaker 3: but they're often not listed sensibly like that are they?

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Speaker 3: It's just got random names.

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Speaker 4: But the why that my bank? They are doing a

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Speaker 4: worse job of me than keeping inventory of whatever they

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Speaker 4: spend money on.

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Speaker 3: You need to get them a copy of that. Getting

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Speaker 3: things done. But by Dave Annon Grier The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show, podcast.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show. We've just been talking about the unusual

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Speaker 3: things that have been googling, and then last we're asking

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Speaker 3: then Jack as sister put chat to hand grenade in

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Speaker 3: the fish pond of the show, and it is one

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Speaker 3: hundred percent woken everybody up listening where people are like, wait,

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Speaker 3: what Robin sleep does OTHERWI it's quite it's the phone.

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Speaker 3: I need to intervene right now. Jack had been trying

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Speaker 3: to work out if he had car insurance. You believe

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Speaker 3: that when you get your car red shoe, they look

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Speaker 3: after all that out the decency of their own heart for.

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Speaker 4: You, I thought, and I did misspeak, and I'm seeing

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Speaker 4: that everybody else knows the true way to do it.

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Speaker 4: But I said that private insurance is just for if

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Speaker 4: you want to protect your own car, and your registration

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Speaker 4: protects every other car on the road. I thought, that's

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Speaker 4: why our regis were so expensive, because we were buying

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Speaker 4: in built insurance into the registration.

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Speaker 3: So the privilege of driving on all those well maintained

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Speaker 3: victoria wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I said it like it was fact. So

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Speaker 4: sorry if you thought that that was fact.

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Speaker 3: It is not and Christian place and this message time

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Speaker 3: thousands at the moment, Christian, please tell Jack that his

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Speaker 3: REGI only includes third party insurance. He's not covered if

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Speaker 3: he hits someone else's car for damage. And please could

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Speaker 3: you reassure this truth fact anyone else listened right now

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Speaker 3: who might be confused or Heaven forbid, think like Jack.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so that's where I am confused. What is third

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Speaker 4: party meaning?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 4: I thought third party was the other car. No, real

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Speaker 4: it's third party injury. So it's only if you injure

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Speaker 4: the person in the car. It doesn't protect the car itself.

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Speaker 3: So they could say that their car was the right

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Speaker 3: You're buying them a brand new car twenty thirty forty

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Speaker 4: I thought that was Vicros, who were like, hey, we'll

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Speaker 3: Why would they cover that for us? Man? The idiot

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Speaker 3: drivers out there while we go, Hey, this one's on us,

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Speaker 3: mister post you're crappy driving, we cover that. No wonder

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Speaker 3: victory is so much billion dollar debt they're paying for

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Speaker 3: everyone's new carle beaters.

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Speaker 4: And I have always obviously misunderstood that for thirty odd years.

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Speaker 5: No, see, this is what they need to teach at school.

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Speaker 3: Not it's not the school went to the school system.

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Speaker 3: There are captain education. But we've all got car insurance

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Speaker 3: every day. Don't come to his a patsy, So get

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Speaker 3: the pickup dray cleaning ordered new chia seeds at midday

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Speaker 3: our ACV.

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Speaker 4: Remind me of ten am to get car insurance.

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Speaker 3: No nine am, because you leave here at nine am

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Speaker 3: in the car that is uninsured. You know what I'm

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Speaker 3: going to do now, I'm going to throw myself in

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Speaker 3: front of your car. Every pity penny. Yeah, all that

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Speaker 3: Asking you right now, what are the signs you know

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Speaker 3: you're a grown up.

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Speaker 6: I think I can't below on and it's but I'm

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Speaker 1: I can remember when my parents used to watch it

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Speaker 2: Why now I'm doing at Michelle.

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Speaker 3: I think another sign you've go is when you find

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Speaker 3: my back goes out more than me signs you an adult, Glen.

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Speaker 3: When you deal with one pain, another minitually takes his

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Speaker 3: place an entirely different part of your body. Lisa, fresh

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Speaker 3: There's nothing worse when you come back to your house

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Speaker 3: Make sure want to cry, Sam, New sponges excite you. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I still When you change the little shoes and you

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Speaker 3: I get it. New sponges excite you, and Kirsty Christian

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Speaker 3: All right Jane. What is it for you then? What's

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, as grown ups, we lose our mind

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Speaker 3: Where's the bread now? Where is the bread now? Yeah, Jane,

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Speaker 1: The good news is they do play good music now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they've all got their own radio stations, haven't they.

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Speaker 3: The other day on a Sunday they were playing the Smiths,

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Speaker 3: just like, this is quite yes, playing Smith's on a

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Speaker 3: Sunday Cols Radio. Jane, thank you very much to cool

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Speaker 3: myt have a good day.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show. What are the signs? You know when

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Speaker 3: you're a grown up you're excited to an you wake

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Speaker 3: p wow, I could have been loved every day, Kyle

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Speaker 3: Christian signs your granner. When everyone in the house knows

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Speaker 5: Love God's got that mom and Dad don't even see

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Speaker 8: Oh look, I just took delivery of clear fridge storage.

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Speaker 3: So what have you got? How are you organizing it?

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Speaker 7: It is everything.

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Speaker 1: There's one for the eggs. There's one for like soda

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Speaker 3: My life now. My kids. For Christmas, I love a

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Speaker 3: So yesterday you went jean shop.

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Speaker 4: I'm in the process of getting rid of the skinny

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Speaker 3: The straight leg is the gene of the dad. Yep.

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Speaker 3: But also now you're a dad, you've got to have

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I look around the young they're still

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Speaker 4: So I put tried these on in the change room,

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Speaker 3: Do you mind if I ask what brand you're going

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Speaker 4: These are Levi's classic Levi's five on ones five fourteens

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Speaker 3: The straight leg is a regular? Yes? Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And they're still selling the skinny jeans. I wanted to

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Speaker 3: Now, if that's what you need to tell us out

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Speaker 3: we all have these stories we until us have. It's okay, So.

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Speaker 4: I left my skinny jeans that I took in there

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Speaker 3: No, we don't move on from that. What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: You try jeans on? Right, you're happy with them? I

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Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, I haven't snipped off the tags. Don't

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Speaker 3: Of the No, because I tell you what, I'm not

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Speaker 4: Run, right, No, I didn't. I didn't think that was weird.

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Speaker 3: And they know no trainers I have done before?

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Speaker 4: Were they? And they'll snip the tags for you And

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Speaker 4: you say thank you, but you did it for them. Well, no,

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Speaker 4: she snipped the tags off. What I didn't tell her

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're actually saying, here, you pick up my mess

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it's a mess like.

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Speaker 3: Somebody. I've never heard anyone just leaving their old clothes

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Speaker 4: Well, joke was on me. By the time I got

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Speaker 3: Calm, So what do you have to do? Go and

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Speaker 3: press that buzzer and try and hope for a human

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't endorse this, but I ghosted out the person

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Speaker 3: What a day in the right of our friend.

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Speaker 4: But Jack post, I was in dire situation.

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Speaker 3: And you pay, They just go yeah, got a paystell.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I was only there for fifteen minutes. In

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Speaker 4: Maybe I was on the run actually after all, And

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Speaker 3: Clean the scene, so you've obviously done this before. I

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Speaker 4: I didn't know. It's so strange. Sometimes sometimes if I

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Speaker 4: Don't see stuff just left in the changer.

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Speaker 3: That's their stuff. That's their stuff. And they go and

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Speaker 3: then put it back out there, don't they They steam

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Speaker 3: Dirty old, dirty old jeans. He doesn't want anywhere. There's

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Speaker 4: That's a good point. I just never really thought about.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm shocked.

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Speaker 5: You might take a five year old to get new shoes,

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Speaker 5: but you like them so much they want to.

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Speaker 4: Wear them out of the I think I left shoes, clothes.

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Speaker 4: You've left sh sh No, No, no, what about jobs?

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Speaker 4: What's no? You can't you can't try try it on

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Speaker 4: to deal with that, right, I just want to check

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Speaker 4: rio you ever done anything?

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Speaker 3: It's shocking.

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Speaker 4: No, I would never do that.

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Speaker 3: All right? Do you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: ask people who listen right now, has anyone ever done

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Speaker 3: this before? Where you've gone into the change room, you

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Speaker 4: Country Road. The ones nothing against Country Road. They had

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Speaker 3: And by the way, some old pants of no. No,

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Speaker 3: basically you have said that it's unset, but it hanging

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Speaker 3: You may be surprised here that has been a very fair,

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Speaker 3: very big reaction. It's rare that whilst we're talking, people

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Speaker 4: The last five minutes has been a sobering experience to

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Speaker 3: So, if you just joined us, let's us rewind the

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Speaker 3: events of yesterday afternoon. A man, your friend, my friend,

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Speaker 3: likes his Levi's. He looks at his old levice on

444
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Speaker 3: the floor and thinks, I'll leave them there for somebody

445
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Speaker 3: else to clear up and get rid of. I'll walk

446
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Speaker 3: out of here.

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Speaker 4: In these new genes, I thought it was more common

448
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Speaker 4: than I thought that you walk out with what you

449
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Speaker 4: try on. You try it on, you like it. Oh,

450
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Speaker 4: we're it out of the store.

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of it, never heard of it. Christian.

452
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Speaker 3: I worked in retail years ago, and whilst tidying up,

453
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Speaker 3: I found a set of dentures in a pocket of

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Speaker 3: a men's dressing gown that a customer had returned. Oh

455
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Speaker 3: my god, the text are the text are one hundred percent?

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Speaker 3: What what? What? What? What?

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Speaker 9: I want to know?

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Speaker 5: How you so, so you got this shop assistant to

459
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Speaker 5: cut the tags? So is this a major department store

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Speaker 5: or like a literally.

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Speaker 4: This is a DEFO in South Warf, so already defo

462
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Speaker 4: is a bit looser than a normal No.

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Speaker 3: No, it's they still don't have to clear up other

464
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Speaker 3: people's closed.

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Speaker 4: It has a warehouse. No no, no, everything's discount.

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Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean that downgrade the stuff.

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Speaker 4: But yes, I did. I had so I bought, tried

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Speaker 4: them on, went back into my jeans, went and paid

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Speaker 4: for them.

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Speaker 5: You're wondering how you paid it?

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Speaker 4: Do you mind cutting the tags off? I'm going to

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Speaker 4: wear them out of the store, and then went back,

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Speaker 4: went back into the change room, put the new jenes

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Speaker 4: On thought I don't need all.

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Speaker 3: This test so many points where you could have had

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Speaker 3: the word here is awareness. Yeah, you kind of thought, actually,

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Speaker 3: to know what, I'll just put these odd ones in

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Speaker 3: this bag and I chuck them in the bin out

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Speaker 3: in the main concourse.

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Speaker 4: There every question you're asking, like what do you think

481
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Speaker 4: they do with them? What are you doing? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 4: None of this crossed my mind, yes, say none of

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Speaker 4: it clearly, you know.

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Speaker 3: And actually when I first heard about this again, I

485
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Speaker 3: pitched Now, you know, when you're just incredulous, that's just

486
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Speaker 3: like who would do this, and maybe what he says,

487
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Speaker 3: you know what, you just don't know. You don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he's a thing here in Australia. Maybe I don't know.

489
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Speaker 3: I grew up a different way. I think I don't know. Uh.

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Speaker 3: This comes with Karen Christian evan of anybody doing what

491
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Speaker 3: Chac did, leaving its dirty clothes behind, inconsiderace of stuff

492
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Speaker 3: that to pick up after him. He's not five years

493
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Speaker 3: old for crying out loud. Any radio show that makes

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Speaker 3: you can't tell them going for crying out loud. Apart

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Speaker 3: from that, you're not you know, you are meant to

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Speaker 3: wash clothes before wearing them, to get rid of the

497
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Speaker 3: residue from the dice. That's not helped. That is our

498
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Speaker 3: problem about him. I'm wearing the blue balls today, whatever

499
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Speaker 3: LEVI nuts, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Still wearing them today without washing them.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Kathy. Good morning, Kathy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sitting here listening to this on

503
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Speaker 1: my way to work thinking what is wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: Jack?

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Speaker 1: You never fail seriously to amaze me at least once

506
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Speaker 1: a week. I am still looking for a support group

507
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Speaker 1: for what you did with that higher car.

508
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 3: Said earlier. I went, I thought the higher car was

509
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Speaker 3: like you knew bottom of a bar, but who knew? No,

510
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Speaker 3: there's more levels of this, like donkey Kong. We're not

511
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Speaker 3: out final boss level of Jack yet.

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Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, Jack, I don't care that you wore

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Speaker 1: the jeans out of the place, right, but at least

514
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Speaker 1: ask them for a bag so you can put your

515
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Speaker 1: old jens in it and take them home.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, chuck them in another bit outside DFO.

517
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Speaker 1: Honestly, what are you?

518
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Speaker 4: This feels kind of like what an intervention must be,

519
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Speaker 4: like everybody everywhere you look, everyone.

520
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Speaker 3: But what a grand scale want an entire city.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jack, but I just sometimes think you need

522
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Speaker 1: your own segment.

523
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Speaker 8: Forget about what are the odds?

524
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: It's like, what the hell is Jack?

525
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 3: What are the jacks?

526
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 4: There's no sign on the door anywhere in there, anywhere

527
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Speaker 4: in there that says don't right, you're right, you're right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Please don't steal stuff. You're right. You should

529
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Speaker 3: have more signage every that's the problem. Kathy, thank you

530
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Speaker 3: very much. Just got a Sharon now used to work

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Speaker 3: at kmart. Sharon, Good morning, guys.

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Speaker 7: I understand where Jack is coming from.

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Speaker 3: It happens more often than anybody realizes, So you worked

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Speaker 3: at Camar.

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Speaker 10: I worked at kmart for about fifteen years.

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Speaker 7: I've found jans shirts, jumpers, shoes, bathers, underwear.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a segment of society we

538
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Speaker 4: didn't know that you weren't mental leave stuff behind.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to cooll you Camar.

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Speaker 4: No, no one, no one told us and there's no signs.

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Speaker 3: But do you know what showing Last year I was

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Speaker 3: in my local kmart, right and uh, and I want

543
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Speaker 3: to try something on. The lady went, I'm afraid you can't.

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Speaker 3: There's been a problem in the males changing rooms. And

545
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Speaker 3: I went, what's that? She goes, well, surely, saying but

546
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Speaker 3: someone's doing And I went, oh my god, you don't

547
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Speaker 3: get that every day as she goes. You'd be surprised now,

548
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 3: Jacks thinking, actually, you know, I didn't mean to go

549
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Speaker 3: to toilet. Draw any parallels. Actually, do you know what now?

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Speaker 3: I know why you got with those jeans. I think

551
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Speaker 3: you've pulled your pants. No, because before the show you

552
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Speaker 3: had to run to the toilet. Pants. Yeah, there's a

553
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Speaker 3: little Mars bar in them.

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Speaker 2: Christian Code Show podcast.

555
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Speaker 3: Christian the last half hour show is left me wondering

556
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Speaker 3: if Jack grew up in a cult.

557
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Speaker 4: The last time I felt this way, honestly, was when

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Speaker 4: I told you guys that I have some shells where

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Speaker 4: I don't soap and I just rinse with water, and

560
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Speaker 4: you guys were like, oh, we use soap every time,

561
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Speaker 4: And now I use soap every time because.

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Speaker 3: There is learning. There is good learning. As an interstate

563
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Speaker 3: truck driver, there is a shower at a service station

564
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Speaker 3: that I use, and it must be designed for people

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Speaker 3: like Jack and actually has a sign on the wall

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Speaker 3: that says, please don't poop in the shower.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: You don't think it would need a sign, But apparently

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Speaker 3: people like Jack thinks there needs to be signs up

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Speaker 3: everywhere telling you how about.

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Speaker 4: Okay stop, because now people who've just tuned in will

572
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Speaker 4: think the last half hours I've pooped somewhere.

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Speaker 3: Certain percent didn't do that. All right, let's get into

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Speaker 3: this week's what are the odds?

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Speaker 2: Believe it or not? What are the odds?

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Speaker 4: You gotta be justhing me, like.

577
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Speaker 3: Were you a Sheryl who married a hun who was weird?

578
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Speaker 2: The sheryl.

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Speaker 4: Married Hu as well.

580
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Speaker 8: I was on the train going to the city.

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Speaker 1: Does all this vacant land, and I'm thinking to myself,

582
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Speaker 1: imagine how many snakes would be here, no jokes. I

583
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: look up and there is a hawk carrying a tiger

584
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Speaker 1: snake in its clause.

585
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Speaker 10: Flying backyard cricket on Christmas Day on baton Dad's bowlin.

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Speaker 10: I hit the ball in the air. I started running.

587
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Speaker 10: Ball bounced on top of my head, so I kept running.

588
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 10: I bounced on my head for a second time, and

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Speaker 10: the old man caught me.

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Speaker 3: Yet.

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Speaker 5: I want to make a drink, and it was like

592
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Speaker 5: a really clear glass, and I said that to myself.

593
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 9: I said, wow, this should really a clear loss of water.

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Speaker 10: The next lady that caught up, her name was clear Water.

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Speaker 3: What are the odd Yes? Remember him? Morning, Christian the

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Speaker 3: team This week, I was driving to work and you

597
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Speaker 3: played on the show rock Set joy Ride. Add exactly

598
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: seven point thirty nine the lyrics song. The line was

599
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Speaker 3: a wonderful balloon and look what was right ahead of me,

600
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Speaker 3: almost landing on the highway. This is a photo attached

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Speaker 3: to the email of a big, wonderful balloon. While she's

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Speaker 3: listening to this part of the song, she sees a

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Speaker 3: wonderful balloon. What are the odds? Now sadly Particia. Katelyn

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Speaker 3: has one this morning and she's insisting I go to

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Speaker 3: her here. Excuse me, this is amazing. No, this is sometimes

606
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 3: the old QC quality control with a lot of your

607
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: content can be all over the place. You're either doing

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Speaker 3: with gold or poops.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is a fantastic story, so I go.

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Speaker 1: I've been to quite a few weddings recently. The last

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Speaker 1: three weddings that I have been to, every single groom

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00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: has been called Tom.

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Speaker 3: That's incading three on the belts.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Protect your Stories.

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Speaker 2: Next, Christian O'Connell show Go on podcast.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to this week's what are the Odds your stories

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Speaker 3: of coincidence and chance Christian I have or what are

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Speaker 3: the Odds? Is from Rosanna? Have you Rosanna? When I

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00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 3: got home from work yesterday afternoon, there was a Dashmund puppy,

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Speaker 3: we you know, the lost sausage John Dashmund puppy across

622
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: from my driveway, just walking on its own in the gutter,

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Speaker 3: so I stopped to make sure I didn't cross in

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Speaker 3: front of my car. I was on the phone with

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Speaker 3: my sister yesterday evening, who lives up on the Gold Coast,

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Speaker 3: and I was telling her the story, and she went,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, there was a dash and dog in

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Speaker 3: my driveway today as well. What are the odds? Double dashuns?

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Rosanna. What a story. One's a tree, two

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Speaker 3: is a miracle on the driveways of siblings. What a

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Speaker 3: time to be alive right now, Jade, good morning.

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Speaker 7: What are the odds? I was fishing years ago with

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Speaker 7: my dad and lost a lure, which is a crime

634
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 7: punishable by death in our family usually. And anyway, he

635
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 7: rebaited my hook, put another lure on for me. We

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Speaker 7: were fishing all afternoon later that day. Didn't think anything

637
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 7: of the lost lure. Later that day we dropped off

638
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 7: all the fish we'd caught to an old Greek friend

639
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 7: of his that wanted it. He picked up the tab

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00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 7: a couple days later with a lure in it, and

641
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 7: I said, and he said, well, where that lure come from?

642
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 7: He said it was inside one of the fish. So

643
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 7: we had caught the same fish twice.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that is amazing, double fish. You know that story

645
00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 3: has come into folk law. Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? You don't want to forget that folk look, use

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Speaker 3: it if you want next time. Tallant All right, Jay,

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00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 3: thank you very much, and guys, please never lose your law.

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Speaker 3: We really heard a lot about that. Kenny, good morning.

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Speaker 3: What are the odds? Kenny?

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Speaker 8: What are the odds? Christian? We recently had someone come

653
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Speaker 8: to measure up our kitchen and we had to lock

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Speaker 8: the dog away and the cat's away, and eventually the

655
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Speaker 8: lady said, oh, look alike. Animals said, well, you want

656
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Speaker 8: to meet our dog. So we brought our dog out.

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Speaker 8: His name is Whisper. That's not a very common name.

658
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Speaker 8: And she looked at me and she said, oh my god,

659
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 8: we have a cat called Whisper. I said, oh wow,

660
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Speaker 8: that's interesting. We've got a cat too, who name is Gypsy.

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Speaker 8: And she said, oh my god, we have a dog

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Speaker 8: called Gypsy.

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Speaker 3: The negative opposite.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, both names and whispers not very common.

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Speaker 8: Everybody know it's our dog because of Whisper, but she's

666
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Speaker 8: got the same but in the opposite.

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Speaker 3: And we were just like, that's skit, Gipsy Gypsy whispers.

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Speaker 3: Love it, Kenny, awesome one, Thank you very much, have

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Speaker 3: a good day and you thanks go on the show.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3: After hearing Jack's three odds on Gordon, well, I won't

672
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Speaker 3: say playing he's using a harmonica. What do we think

673
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 3: are the worst sounding instruments when someone's inexperienced in the

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Speaker 3: art of them.

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Speaker 4: That one is hard to be for me at the moment,

676
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Speaker 4: like any other instrument at the moment, after now almost

677
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Speaker 4: one hundred hours since once a.

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Speaker 3: Kid knows that you don't like something, they have an

679
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 3: instrument of torture. It's not an instrument of pleasure. Now

680
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: he knows that it's writing you up. That he will

681
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Speaker 3: just be doing that even more now.

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Speaker 4: And I want to harness his creativity because you jammed together.

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Speaker 3: You want him to be a buddy musician like you

684
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Speaker 3: can be in a band.

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Speaker 4: But then sometimes like oh not again.

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Speaker 5: Hey, but you know what, I'm sure when little Jackie

687
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Speaker 5: started playing the guitar that little Jackie didn't sound as

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Speaker 5: perfect as he does now. I'm sure you're PreO.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard him recently. Gave the

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Speaker 3: graceive what exactly Hendrix is he with it?

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Speaker 5: Everyone has to start somewhere.

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Speaker 3: He didn't have a King Richard in his life? Did

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Speaker 3: he have?

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Speaker 4: But the guitar is less offensive and less harsh.

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Speaker 3: On the now? I agree? Yeah, it is that this

696
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Speaker 3: is the notes is shrilly, what do you think is

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Speaker 3: the worst musical instrument, pansy.

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Speaker 5: Oh, my beard jack, because remember Audrey used to learn

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Speaker 5: the violin.

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Speaker 4: This is what we had.

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Speaker 3: This is worse. I'm sorry. This is far worse, isn't it. Oh? Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: One of my daughters started to go through violences and

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Speaker 3: you feel quite worthy as a parent that you're raising

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Speaker 3: some sort of prodigy, right, and then you realize, after

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00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 3: the sort of fifth lesson, that you're forking out a

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Speaker 3: lot of good money for like this kid ain't going

707
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Speaker 3: to be joining the role Phenomonic Orchestra, all right. I

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Speaker 3: remember just snapping one afternoon when I was trying to

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Speaker 3: this and work, and there was this kind of noise

710
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Speaker 3: piercing my skull, and I just I'm up. It still

711
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 3: gets brought up now, you know, just so many good

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Speaker 3: stuff as a dam years and years and now they

713
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 3: always remember your worst moments when that rare time, it's

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Speaker 3: about three times on I went, as long was it

715
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Speaker 3: going to go out? I think it was just a

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Speaker 3: primal scream. It wasn't even at the kids. It was

717
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Speaker 3: just too whatever, gods are out there, much longer? Must

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Speaker 3: I take this gone? For taking noise.

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Speaker 4: And this just gets worse and worse.

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Speaker 3: For I actually gets up for the ye oh, they

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Speaker 3: start going through the.

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Speaker 5: So good when you've been up since three ayears in

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Speaker 5: the afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Also, I would say one of the all time worst ones.

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Speaker 3: It is the humble recorder that like dribbling into it

726
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Speaker 3: as well. It's just that this sound of the recorder.

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Speaker 4: Barely an instrument.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when over the next couple of years, you will

729
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Speaker 3: have to go to some musical assemblies, right and you

730
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 3: you better start practicing that face because you can't turn

731
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Speaker 3: up with that post face we see when we know, well,

732
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Speaker 3: when you don't like something, you have to be grinning

733
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Speaker 3: and it's real hard. No, no, no, but it will test that.

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Speaker 3: Start practicing that face right now. Okay, get in front

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Speaker 3: of the mirror because you have to say going this.

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Speaker 3: Oh bless these young tackers, these little rippers as they

737
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,240
Speaker 3: blow and sort of wheeze into various instruments a whole

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Speaker 3: they'd be like twenty kids blowing on these black an

739
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Speaker 3: hour and you're at the ends. You're meant between every song,

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Speaker 3: oh my, oh my god, that's so good.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're too much worse musical instruments to learn Christian. My

743
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 3: daughter is learning the flute. Oh wow again, what are

744
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 3: these woodwind instruments? Yeah, it's the woodwind section, isn't it?

745
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Speaker 3: You know? Unforgiving for the amateur and anyone around that

746
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 3: amateurs all my daughter was the flute. At least that's

747
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: what I was paying for. It sounded like cat's screaming

748
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,359
Speaker 3: in a room for three awful musts. She she had

749
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Speaker 3: before she lost it on the school bus. Sadly brackets,

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Speaker 3: Gladly it was never found. That's from Mary. Was it

751
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 3: lost to that? You just been it? My younger sister,

752
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 3: My younger sister, Jemi crazy learns to play ode to

753
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 3: Joy on her table MIDI keyboard over and over and

754
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,880
Speaker 3: over and over and over. I don't think she'd learned

755
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 3: any other song. I gotta be honest. Anyone actually know

756
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 3: what joy is? How's it?

757
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 5: Go's?

758
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 3: Oh? What is it?

759
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 4: Bump bump bump bump bum.

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00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 3: No, I don't know. I went off somewhere else. I

761
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 3: was just doing like a little bit of a noodling.

762
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Speaker 4: At the side. Famous classical songs of all time?

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Speaker 3: Lucky can you get some of to Joy and put

764
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Speaker 3: it on? Drops? I need to be familiarized last week.

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00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 3: What was it him we were talk about last week

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00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 3: week at the moment Him was a coming to us.

767
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 3: They're going to get confused with the Christian of the show.

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Speaker 3: There's now arrival to the Late FM.

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Speaker 4: Ojoy is from Symphony number nine by my God. Meg.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, morning, Christian.

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Speaker 1: How are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm good Meg, So tell me your story.

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Speaker 6: My son was in a back grade two. He obviously

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00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 6: the whole school thing you learn, the recorder. He would

775
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 6: just run around just blowing into it the whole five like,

776
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 6: no songs, no tunes, nothing, just being an annoying kid.

777
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Speaker 6: And he took it to school and apparently he would

778
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Speaker 6: sit in school and just blow on it all during class.

779
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 6: The teachers sent it home in pieces. Take to a

780
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Speaker 6: piece of paper saying Joel is never to play this again.

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Speaker 3: An intervention a recorder that is incredible in my mind.

782
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 3: When you say in pieces, I mean someone stabs on it,

783
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,280
Speaker 3: some angry teacher has snapped.

784
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 6: I think it was in three pieces. Reported break it

785
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:08,720
Speaker 6: into three pieces.

786
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Med, great story, Thank you very much to

787
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Speaker 3: call on the show.

788
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Speaker 2: Mate, No problem, great Jake, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

789
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show and talking about kids learning musical instruments

790
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 3: and the noise the pain. Christian my father said to me,

791
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 3: I could learn to play any musical instrument I wanted,

792
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 3: as long as I just plug the headphones in. Ironically,

793
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 3: I ended up playing the church organ to practice at

794
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 3: over one of those. So she got one in the

795
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: backyard or something there massive those big old pipes on

796
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: them and stuff like that. Christian in brackets center or

797
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 3: a drum kit for my now eight year old a

798
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: couple of years ago, and she'd had on a Christmas

799
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 3: list for years. When she plays it, it is awful.

800
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 3: She refused to have any lessons. Come on, come on,

801
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 3: you got to meet us halfway. Kids, She refused to

802
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 3: have any lessons, like animal from them up. It's just

803
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: banging the skins. It was pure torture. Then the ten

804
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 3: year old and three year old all yell at her

805
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: to stop. It's so bad. So I have two kids

806
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 3: screaming and the other kid on a drum kit trying

807
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: to match the screams to the other two kids. It's

808
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 3: enough to plunge a perry, menopausal woman of three into

809
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 3: further insanity, Cassie, we hear your pain. That is awful Christian.

810
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 3: Back in the eighties, it was a different time. My

811
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: brother bought a violin home from school to learn. This

812
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 3: went on for a couple of years and it gradually

813
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: got on my mum's nerves. She was a shift worker,

814
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 3: did two weeks of nights, two weeks of date. So

815
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 3: when one day she was sleeping in the afternoon, just

816
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 3: got out of bed, picked up the violin, opened the

817
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 3: front door, threw it out and then stamped on it.

818
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 3: End of violce all right, let's do her Late to

819
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: the Party. Late Late to the Party is your home

820
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: on this show for your emails. Often during the show

821
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 3: you're too busy to actually get involved with the show,

822
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 3: but you still want to have your say. It's called

823
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Speaker 3: Lates la Party. It can be weeks, months, even years later.

824
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 3: Catching up with all the old shows on the podcast

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Speaker 3: of the almost last seven years, you can find them

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Speaker 3: on the free iHeart platform. First email today from Late

827
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Speaker 3: to the Party comes from Jane Question. In January, I

828
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 3: was at the Australian Open. My friend went to the

829
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Speaker 3: toilet and a man was sitting beside me and his

830
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 3: name was Bobby and he was American. We got chatting

831
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Speaker 3: and I found it he's been living here for five years.

832
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 3: But he said, hen't I doesn't understand footy AFL. I

833
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 3: told her, look, you actually need to go with someone

834
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 3: who can answer your questions real time, long story shot.

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Speaker 3: I said, do you know what I'll take you?

836
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 4: That's a huge favour.

837
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: Finally we went to the Collingwood game. He boys brother

838
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 3: in law, fresh from the USA, with zero clues about AFL,

839
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,840
Speaker 3: neither of them. They loved it. Lots of questions. This

840
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 3: was me in my early days of trying to work

841
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 3: out this mysterious game. Who are the people in purple?

842
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: They bring out the water? Can they change the direction

843
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: of a goal attempt and tell put through with their hands? No?

844
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 3: How long is e mcg? How far are they running

845
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 3: a game? My friend and I dip them out in

846
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: Collinwood scarfs. They've become instant fans. They wanted all the march.

847
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 3: The next day Bobby texted me to say they had

848
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 3: an amazing time. I just want to share how love

849
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 3: it was to share our great game with them. They

850
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 3: now become AFL fans. That's from Jane. That's a love

851
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: email and good only Jane for doing that as well.

852
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 3: And you're right, anyone who's who moves this country and

853
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: Melbourne tries to learn about the game, you can't do

854
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 3: it on TV. I remember going to so many games

855
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 3: and just being I must have been such a pain

856
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 3: in the backside to people I didn't even know next

857
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: to me, going why is that happening? And then you'd

858
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 3: hear this a lot. I don't need to worry about that.

859
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 4: Bit, wasn't any Lee, one of your early chaperone tried.

860
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 3: To get me to bear a Blues fan, And this

861
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 3: is in twenty seventeen, the year before we actually decided

862
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 3: to move here, and all our remember is just how

863
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 3: Andy's like an effervescent personalities and he's a lovely joyce man.

864
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 3: After that Blues game they'd lost, I didn't they spoilerer

865
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 3: they normally do. There was a change in and whatever

866
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: this team is, I will not be found. It was

867
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 3: an early lesson, but I remember even Hay getting slightly

868
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: irritated by the third quarter of this and he went,

869
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 3: just just watch it for a bit, talking the words

870
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 3: of what we used now to stop talking pomps.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:32,919
Speaker 3: Time for today's time waster. Today is National Anger Management Day.

873
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Speaker 3: We're looking for your moody movies today.

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Speaker 4: Moody movies.

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Speaker 3: You've got hate mail, Ah Silver, the furious face of

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Speaker 3: Benjamin un Look who's not talking? Oh angry little baby Gold, Jackquary,

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Speaker 3: I'm acting going. I've noticed Jack, You've got moody movies.

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Speaker 4: Grouchy Tiger, Hidden Dragon acted down to Oh, I hate

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Speaker 4: being the Tiger, Silver, Diary of a wingy kid, Gold Horden,

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Speaker 4: He is a honf.

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Speaker 3: That actually is a very good radio production. So one

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Speaker 3: man play. We're going from a chat today, Gold.

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Speaker 4: And Debbie Downer does Dallas.

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Speaker 3: No aggressive.

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Speaker 4: That for Debbie Downer is she's a downer.

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Speaker 3: She's been forced to do downis. Anyway, what have you

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Speaker 3: got moody movies? Are we ready to get moody?

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: Let's see where they got moody movies? Really mad Max.

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Speaker 4: Oh Bronze, am On, Andrew.

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Speaker 3: The Incredible Sulk. That that's a good one. That's good.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a funny one, went on Simon Forrest,

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Speaker 3: Grumpy Silver. Do you remember what's that audio? Was it?

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Speaker 3: Johnny dropped a excuse me, you're on a Grumpy Hushback

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty one in court Menosteric Gloats Bronz, The Hunt

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Speaker 3: for the Rude October zero, got weary Submarine, Well done,

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Speaker 3: Anthony Juice, Bigelow, Temperamental Giglow.

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Speaker 4: Silver plus So Mark you mean moody.

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Speaker 3: Gold Shinsy are well done, Drive you Southms Daisy Gold

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Speaker 3: that's moody and Edward middle Finger, Ben Foster, well done.

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Speaker 3: Missus Harris hates Paris Gold, hate.

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Speaker 4: Mile Eminem big Mamas, Get out my house Silver.

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Speaker 3: When Harry left Sally Bronze, the post one always rings

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Speaker 3: twice and he kicks the door in Moody deal menopause

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Speaker 3: it goats Gold. I'm not saying anything. Throw happiness from

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Speaker 3: the train, Silva. That's some nine year old Lewis plus honey.

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Speaker 3: Seven year old sister said it's too dark. Billy Saddison

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Speaker 3: cry little pony, Silver Honey, I confiscated the teenager's iPhones.

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Speaker 4: Bronze Man, Jesus christ.

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Speaker 3: I like that, Nathan, that's very good. Many ster A

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