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Speaker 3: Good morning, It's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show Monday morning.
Speaker 3: It's two minutes past six, so the top weekend.
Speaker 4: You're doing stuff with your dad? Yesterday?
Speaker 3: Have I had a good Father's Day yesterday? It's my
Speaker 3: first one in the country and I can tell you
Speaker 3: that it was the best father's dad.
Speaker 4: I've ever had. Really.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether it's new life here in the
Speaker 3: Southern Hemisphere or the kids felt they had to make
Speaker 3: a bigger deal.
Speaker 4: But yeah, they must had a change of heart since
Speaker 4: last week.
Speaker 5: I saw them last Saturday and asked them what they
Speaker 5: were thinking, and they've just grown.
Speaker 4: Grunting, groaning. But do you know what they brought that
Speaker 4: a game? Yesterday? I had a fantastic day.
Speaker 3: Still had to get involved in some family drama of
Speaker 3: the older sister accusing the younger one who's eleven, of
Speaker 3: dropping the F bomb whilst making some chocolate brownies while
Speaker 3: I was asleep yesterday because.
Speaker 5: The eleven year old was the one that kicked the
Speaker 5: other sister.
Speaker 4: In the shine last week. Yeah, you got a tear
Speaker 4: away on your hands.
Speaker 3: That I think actually has become more of a tear
Speaker 3: away since she's started a new life here in Australia
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: I think it's Australia it's making her more of a
Speaker 4: tear away.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yesterday, Father's dad a nice day. So I
Speaker 3: got up and I had homemade chocolate brownies.
Speaker 6: Wow for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Lewis made them. She's got herself up at five to
Speaker 3: seven Sunday morning. Everyone else is asleep and may brownie
Speaker 3: is by us. I couldn't do that. That would be
Speaker 3: hard to beat, I think for high the city, not
Speaker 3: just that.
Speaker 4: Right, I get up yesterday.
Speaker 3: When I got up about half nine, my wife attended
Speaker 3: the two kids out.
Speaker 4: They've gone to walk the dog in the park. There
Speaker 4: were post it notes.
Speaker 3: As soon as I saw the chocolate brownies, I just
Speaker 3: started to go towards them to eat them, and I
Speaker 3: saw a giant post it note on them in her
Speaker 3: little scrawly handwright saying, do not eat until until we
Speaker 3: are all back. Do not open your cards until we're
Speaker 3: all back. So I took my hand off like homes simps.
Speaker 3: It was really hard because as she counted.
Speaker 4: Them, any there can I get away with just having
Speaker 4: one of them?
Speaker 6: So you didn't even sneak one?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I waited and then I got the cards. They had
Speaker 3: a different card each with these beautiful words in and
Speaker 3: then the tears started with my wife and I. They'd
Speaker 3: made a slide show right on their iPad of all
Speaker 3: these photos of me from when they were babies, and
Speaker 3: Lois goes, this is a.
Speaker 4: Little slide show from us to you, Dad. It's called
Speaker 4: Dad through the Years. Oh well, oh my god.
Speaker 6: Tearing up as you talk about it.
Speaker 3: As I'm looking at it, it was like one of
Speaker 3: those you know when someone's died.
Speaker 4: Even the title Dad through the Years. I didn't know
Speaker 4: what they thought.
Speaker 3: We might all make it now anyway, just so when
Speaker 3: he does go, it's only another one or two photos.
Speaker 6: It's done.
Speaker 3: The work's done, really, you know, Like all radio stations
Speaker 3: here rumors about when a big celebrity I won't mention
Speaker 3: it was, but there's one in the UK who's supposed
Speaker 3: to have been very near death for a couple of
Speaker 3: years now in one of the most famous institutions in
Speaker 3: our country, and we want to start any kind of
Speaker 3: rumor that could put the stock markets jack into turmoil.
Speaker 4: Right now. However that that is that's ready to go?
Speaker 4: Should they it's ready? So yeah, this this slideshow. Whilst moving,
Speaker 4: was also.
Speaker 7: Thinking did they put a music track under it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There was just really what was it? You know, It's
Speaker 4: like some twinkly little music.
Speaker 6: Was general music as well?
Speaker 4: It was It was really really gatchy.
Speaker 3: I was in I was in tears when all the
Speaker 3: photos there from when there are babies to where they
Speaker 3: were now, and I was thinking about where we are
Speaker 3: now in the world and what they're going through this
Speaker 3: new life.
Speaker 4: It went off about four minutes and my wife were
Speaker 4: bits and then they got up to do a eulogy
Speaker 4: and you're like, too soon? And then the presence.
Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, after shave, a really nice after shave,
Speaker 3: and then a shirt, a shirt for no human being,
Speaker 3: a shirt.
Speaker 4: That was about eight sizes too big for me. It
Speaker 4: was like a tent.
Speaker 3: I don't know how big they think I am, or
Speaker 3: how big they think I'm gonna get. Maybe it's because
Speaker 3: they go when he dies, I hear that bodies cam
Speaker 3: on his journey to the afterlife. He's got a nice
Speaker 3: comfortable Volumes baggy shirt to wear. And then yesterday we
Speaker 3: went out for breakfast then and then we watched a movie.
Speaker 3: Yesterday afternoon, we all snuggled up watched the movie because
Speaker 3: the weather was crap, and I introduced him to the
Speaker 3: great comedy movie Groundhog.
Speaker 4: Day, US Spoiled.
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't want the day to end. I had
Speaker 3: a fantastic days.
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Speaker 3: I was a new convert to AFL. I have to
Speaker 3: save the weeknt was it like after October? It felt
Speaker 3: so quiet there if missing it was even I felt
Speaker 3: that i'ven't even been here four and a half months
Speaker 3: in Melbourne, but even I was like, you know, and
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that I watched all the games, but
Speaker 3: I'm aware, and you keep an eye on the results
Speaker 3: even if teams are not following what's going on with
Speaker 3: the dogs, to see what's how impacts. And sometimes I
Speaker 3: have it on even if I'm cooking or cleaning, just
Speaker 3: on the background as a game. It's something really quiet
Speaker 3: for a city that's so dominated by it.
Speaker 5: The only reason we don't sook in October when football's
Speaker 5: over is because the nice weather starts coming out so
Speaker 5: we can actually venture outside ourselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so last week on the show, we start this
Speaker 3: new feature, and it didn't really start thinking it might
Speaker 3: be a weekly thing on the show, But then there's
Speaker 3: been so many of them that have come in since
Speaker 3: we did it last week. We are going to turn
Speaker 3: it into a weekly thing. And actually one of you
Speaker 3: called it this in an email to me, punny business,
Speaker 3: so we're going to keep it of That was talking
Speaker 3: about how the various businesses you often see who I
Speaker 3: have really thought long and hard about what they're going
Speaker 3: to call their company, and so they come up to
Speaker 3: something which is memorable.
Speaker 4: You're going to remember. You might see it written on
Speaker 4: the side of a car or van. Years ago, you
Speaker 4: rarely saw any kind of branding on a car or
Speaker 4: business on a van. It used to be really expensive,
Speaker 4: but it's normally like the local radio station or a
Speaker 4: golf pro. That was it.
Speaker 3: They were the only two people we ever saw with
Speaker 3: any kind of yeah it needs to be They used
Speaker 3: to be the only thing. Now every if you look
Speaker 3: around in traffic this morning. Every second car or van
Speaker 3: is branded up with something. Isn't it even stuff? You've
Speaker 3: got no idea? I saw one the other day like
Speaker 3: Nursia Control. Go to our Facebook page. I don't even
Speaker 3: know what that is.
Speaker 4: What is Nursia Control? But now everywhere is branded, isn't it.
Speaker 3: So we're looking for businesses here in Melbourne that have
Speaker 3: got a penny business a pun in their title.
Speaker 4: Last week when we did it, we had some of these.
Speaker 8: They's a business in Tullamarine called Well Hung Blind.
Speaker 9: A couple of butcher shops in hard and parked Are
Speaker 9: they're called.
Speaker 10: My friend's got a grooming business down in Geelong and
Speaker 10: it's called shot Back Insides Grooming, Geelong.
Speaker 11: There's a bakery in Packingham called the Prime Minister.
Speaker 4: Shopping God broad Stuff.
Speaker 10: My cafe is called Shakers and Stirs in Clifton Hill.
Speaker 12: The dog training business in Mornington called Happens.
Speaker 11: I'm going to trail up in business cold Out on
Speaker 11: a Limb Tree Services and.
Speaker 4: Where it be.
Speaker 13: There is a hairdressers called Curl Up and Die.
Speaker 9: Absolutely a septic tent truck Grinda called Henry the Turd.
Speaker 3: Sorry that made me laugh. Again actually quite immature. Prime
Speaker 3: Minister store makes me laugh, as does sit happens. Ye yes,
Speaker 3: Now looking through the eters that we've got the moment
Speaker 3: you're in charge of the white boarders always Jack, what
Speaker 3: are the businesses that we think we could take out
Speaker 3: now and induct some new ones?
Speaker 4: So you want to lose free have some space on
Speaker 4: here Shakers and Stirs, isn't up? That happens?
Speaker 5: Yep, you're right, Shakings and Sarah's off open bookkeeping.
Speaker 4: That was an accountant. We didn't love that when it
Speaker 4: came in. Now back and go the others. I like
Speaker 4: every thing else.
Speaker 3: We've got Order the fries massive one that my one
Speaker 3: yeah fries questions No, that can stay out lor the
Speaker 3: fries is good. Appetite for construction also very very good.
Speaker 3: Uh sopranos that's also strong as well. So if you've
Speaker 3: got any new ones, then local businesses then here in
Speaker 3: Melbourne that have got pun in their name, let us
Speaker 3: know about them and we'll induct them this week into
Speaker 3: Punny Business nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 3: for your companies.
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Speaker 4: So we're opening up our books.
Speaker 3: Sorry to z of businesses here in Melbourne that I've
Speaker 3: got pun in the title nine four one four one
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Speaker 4: Three it's going to Rob. Good one and Rob good morning? Okay, Rob,
Speaker 4: what's your one for us? Upper Cupper Mobile Coffee from
Speaker 4: Upper plenty. Wow, that's some title.
Speaker 9: And I'll tell you what. It's some coffee as well,
Speaker 9: much an amazing coffee I've ever had from a mobile coffee, Ben.
Speaker 3: Really, because here, I mean everyone is obsessed with coffee
Speaker 3: and it's it's world class to you the coffee here
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 4: So what's the what's the company name? Again? Rob?
Speaker 3: Upper Copper, Upper Copper, where about it?
Speaker 9: It's spelled a.
Speaker 4: C U P p A. You just got a bit
Speaker 4: of an unlucky there right as you're spelling it, Rob.
Speaker 4: But I think we've got it all right, Rob. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. We have a good week, all right,
Speaker 4: Take care buddy. Shane, Good morning gos. Who are we
Speaker 4: pretty good?
Speaker 2: Shane?
Speaker 4: I hope you well this morning. And what's the business Shane?
Speaker 9: It's a mobile glass business. It's pain in the glass.
Speaker 4: Great work, great work, pain in the glass, but.
Speaker 5: It just makes it sound like the glass is painful.
Speaker 5: But you're selling glass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a pain p A N E pain.
Speaker 4: That's a double one. Oh that's very good. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: very good. Pennies dropped, the pennies dropped. I only got
Speaker 4: half of it.
Speaker 3: Always keeps going, Shane, thank you very much for that
Speaker 3: one went at that.
Speaker 4: Tony.
Speaker 6: Hi, good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good? Tony? How are you a lovely weekend? Tony?
Speaker 4: What's what's your punny business for us this morning? Mate?
Speaker 4: Three amigos? That's a great tree surgeons, tree cutters.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yes they are.
Speaker 3: Tree amigos and I hope they really is just the
Speaker 3: three of them? And are they dressed? Have they got
Speaker 3: the sort of punk shows and the whole work as well?
Speaker 4: Chaps? No, No, that's stupid idea. Why would they do that?
Speaker 4: Be bad for health and safety?
Speaker 3: Okay, they've got chainsaws and huskavannas and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: All right, Tony with an I thank you very much
Speaker 4: for giving us a call.
Speaker 3: Bye, alright, bye bye now nine one o four three
Speaker 3: If you've got any more for us?
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Speaker 3: Do you have playlists that you'll stick on when you
Speaker 3: go to the gym to get the right kind of
Speaker 3: mood to wake up a bit and work out.
Speaker 4: Of course, yes, I've got that on my new places
Speaker 4: and and Taylor Swift which song style I don't know it,
Speaker 4: dive into it. It's a great song. So is this
Speaker 4: when you do your buxing you listen to No no no no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: This was working out Friday in the gym, and at
Speaker 3: one point when I was working out right, it was
Speaker 3: Friday evening before I picked up the takeaway, So it's
Speaker 3: about half six Friday night. The gym is empty, and
Speaker 3: it's great, it's just quiet and that however, I suddenly
Speaker 3: caught you have sometimes you just catch a glimpse of
Speaker 3: growing reflection.
Speaker 4: Mirrors everywhere everywhere in the gym, now, aren't they They're everywhere.
Speaker 3: So I just looked up to and I saw a
Speaker 3: horror looking back at me. It was myself. I suddenly
Speaker 3: when I I was wearing it, wearing a Bruce Lee
Speaker 3: T shirt and working out listening to Taylor script.
Speaker 4: It's not a good look for frill.
Speaker 3: I got me on even I couldn't even maintain eye
Speaker 3: contact with myself.
Speaker 4: I looked away before the mirror looks away.
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Speaker 3: Time for the Early Morning Game's six thirty am and
Speaker 3: time to play the Early morning Game.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a song to me, Christian, all right,
Speaker 4: how this game starts? It works?
Speaker 3: So we started about two and a half weeks ago.
Speaker 3: On the show we play your little clip. The clip
Speaker 3: has got a load of sound effects. Then the sound
Speaker 3: effects you listen to their clues to a song title.
Speaker 3: Jack's actually set this one. We played it on Thursday.
Speaker 3: No right answers. I've got no idea. A lot of
Speaker 3: you emailing over the last couple days as well, but
Speaker 3: here is the current clip then, so listen to a
Speaker 3: sound effects the clues to a song title. So last
Speaker 3: week it ran for three shows, no right answer, it's
Speaker 3: not a thing. On Thursday for this one, Jack, I've
Speaker 3: still got nothing. Now I'm I'm gonna write down so
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it on a case it
Speaker 3: is this, but I can't believe it's this now I've
Speaker 3: already said it's not too obviously.
Speaker 4: We had someone guess Radio Gaga last.
Speaker 5: Week two one oh one don't just think of the
Speaker 5: first clue. All clues are important. Now, Initially I thought
Speaker 5: this would last days and days, possibly weeks, maybe says
Speaker 5: to the end of the year. I don't like that
Speaker 5: Michael was called before we even played the clue this morning.
Speaker 3: Not unless they well, I think because he heard it Thursday.
Speaker 3: He's been on the podcast. He said he was okay
Speaker 3: to wait on hold for five minutes.
Speaker 5: I know, but he's scaring me because it means he's
Speaker 5: either Michael before, don't just come out and say the answer.
Speaker 5: Did you see this on Instagram?
Speaker 4: Facebook? Have you been listening to it on the podcast? Why?
Speaker 4: Why do you think you know this?
Speaker 14: It was yesterday I listening to one O four point
Speaker 14: three and the little soundbite's taken.
Speaker 11: Over yesterday's show, and I got a little bit obsessed
Speaker 11: with it. Let's say that I.
Speaker 3: Wonder it's FA tosday. Sometimes you're a loose and you
Speaker 3: don't know what to do. You try and take this down. So, Michael,
Speaker 3: when you say you got obsessed with you googling ideas
Speaker 3: or how did you try and crack it?
Speaker 4: We don't even know if you've got the right answer yet.
Speaker 14: I went through the entire Whalen Smith, Whalen Jennings discography, trying.
Speaker 4: That's incread like a detective.
Speaker 2: There I was.
Speaker 14: My six year old daughter was keen to give me
Speaker 14: some attention.
Speaker 11: I told her I was solving a mystery.
Speaker 5: Michael, you know what, I just watched the Imitation game
Speaker 5: on Friday night where he's Alan Turing and you decoded
Speaker 5: the German messages.
Speaker 3: Incredible life story of that guy as well.
Speaker 4: You're reminding me of him. Michael.
Speaker 5: I'm scared you've got it because you put so much
Speaker 5: effort into it.
Speaker 4: And I don't want it to go to that.
Speaker 3: I hope you do, because obviously on Father's Day, you've
Speaker 3: got your six yearld daughter trying to spend some time
Speaker 3: with you, and you're trying to crack this. All right,
Speaker 3: let's better clip again. All right now, Michael, what do
Speaker 3: you think is the song?
Speaker 11: I think it's Respect Byretha Franklin.
Speaker 4: Michael, explain why.
Speaker 11: You said on the podcast right, say what you hear?
Speaker 11: So I said what I hear heard, ended up writing
Speaker 11: it all down, went through every possible way and noticed
Speaker 11: that the first letter of the words I wrote down
Speaker 11: it spelt respect.
Speaker 5: Radio Elephant Simpson's Forgot what the p was the.
Speaker 4: Electricity cat cat and time. Michael, you.
Speaker 3: Your diligence and your effort for that. Hey, listen buddy,
Speaker 3: And as a way of a small well done to us,
Speaker 3: you can have a Navman dash cam as well as
Speaker 3: a as a kind of late Father's Day gift from us.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 14: Thanks heaps, guys.
Speaker 5: And then Michael, when World War three comes along, we'll
Speaker 5: get you in here trying to decode breaker.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Bletchley Park are going to call you after this.
Speaker 4: That's impressive work there, Michael.
Speaker 3: Well, I might have a good week you too, all
Speaker 3: right If you after one of these Navman dashcams, head
Speaker 3: onto Navman dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: But well done, Michael. That means we need a brand
Speaker 4: new tough clip for tomorrow.
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Speaker 3: Three on this morning to show them we'll have some clues.
Speaker 3: You're actually gonna help make the clue actually day for
Speaker 3: the ten k song that might be going off this week.
Speaker 3: Also be chating to Hamish McLaughlin and more details about
Speaker 3: the Grand Final that's all on the way during in
Speaker 3: the next hour.
Speaker 5: I don't want to get off on the wrong foot
Speaker 5: with a big multinational company. But do you have an iPhone,
Speaker 5: perhaps you've got an iPhone absolutely, do you guys do
Speaker 5: the suggested upgrade when it says there's no software?
Speaker 3: No, why don't we Why don't we trust it? I'm
Speaker 3: always that Remind me tomorrow, remind me tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you why we don't trust it, because we've
Speaker 5: done it in the past. And it's bit in this
Speaker 5: because I think, well, some people think, maybe not me,
Speaker 5: that upgrading they build in some software, or they build
Speaker 5: in something that your phone can't handle anymore, and it
Speaker 5: slowly gets weaker and starts to operate better.
Speaker 3: I have this theory that when there's a new iPhone
Speaker 3: about to come out, they start running it down.
Speaker 4: Yep, you know.
Speaker 3: And I don't think that's a crack crack car pot
Speaker 3: conspiracy theory. There's been a lot of people suggesting that
Speaker 3: that is true. Yeah, I just yeah, how do you
Speaker 3: do with the upgrade?
Speaker 4: What's the benefit to them of us jumping on board
Speaker 4: with the new upgrade? So they I think, so that
Speaker 4: we can run the phones into the ground anyway.
Speaker 3: Do you think that they got like a master button
Speaker 3: Apple HQ right, Yes, where it is the old and
Speaker 3: it's like a joystick and then just put it back
Speaker 3: down to slow it down, and they're giggling, going whatever,
Speaker 3: go bob, you did it last.
Speaker 5: Time, And why they're pushing up the other lever that
Speaker 5: says release new iPhones one comes down, one up. I've
Speaker 5: been trying to avoid it for the last year. Every day,
Speaker 5: actually every day. Do you want to upgrade?
Speaker 3: Not just that Jack, if you've got like an Apple
Speaker 3: laptop or an iPad, it will find you there and stuff,
Speaker 3: but going, yeah, I know you're.
Speaker 4: On here as well.
Speaker 3: Can't hide here from the old upgrade mark. Yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's under your beds.
Speaker 5: So it makes you do either you press remind me
Speaker 5: later or you're punching your code to say, yeah, upgrade
Speaker 5: it while I sleep.
Speaker 6: But the trouble with that is I'm sleeping.
Speaker 7: I wake up as it's halfway through, so I stop
Speaker 7: it because I get up so early, so it never
Speaker 7: gets completed.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? That's so sad that
Speaker 4: you don't get enough sleep for heartbreak. In the last
Speaker 4: two years, you haven't had esus night sleeves. Oh poor Pats,
Speaker 4: no wonder you You're crazy when you come out small,
Speaker 4: then I get it now. Yeah, she's not getting enough
Speaker 4: sleep and she hasn't got an upgraded phone. She said,
Speaker 4: it's still on the first model of.
Speaker 6: The brick fine steel.
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Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed your Father's Day yesterday on this
Speaker 3: morning show. Hey, miss mcgloughlin in live in half an
Speaker 3: hour's time talking to us about the games this weekend,
Speaker 3: Round one, the finals and also our Grand Final. We're
Speaker 3: looking to have a load of Melbourne's finest grands trying
Speaker 3: to take each other on see how far they can
Speaker 3: kick a footy. The grand that kicks at the furthest
Speaker 3: wins one thousand dollars. So more on that in the
Speaker 3: next forty five minutes. Before that, then let's talk about
Speaker 3: Father's Day and we're asking you this morning then how
Speaker 3: was it for you? Did you win or lose Father's Day?
Speaker 4: It might be that you're a dad and you had
Speaker 4: a good day, or that you're trying to do something
Speaker 4: right for your dad. So what did you do for
Speaker 4: your dad?
Speaker 3: You manage to put them away from watch his late
Speaker 3: night movies on SBS, but the subtitles.
Speaker 4: The all dad wanted yesterday was to go on a
Speaker 4: picnic with the family. That's nice, it's nice, but the
Speaker 4: weather he just doesn't.
Speaker 5: All the way leading up to Sunday, we're like, Dad,
Speaker 5: looks like patchy rain all day on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Should we rethink it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, we'll be fine. We'll be fine.
Speaker 5: And then on the morning of Mum says, can we
Speaker 5: at least choose a park that has a pagola.
Speaker 4: Or something some kind of under weather plan. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: He wants to go to Edinburgh Gardens in Fitzroy. So
Speaker 4: we drive there. It is like it's raining.
Speaker 5: As we get there, day goes, he goes, should we
Speaker 5: park here a couple of streets away because they might
Speaker 5: not be parking near the park because it will be
Speaker 5: so packed.
Speaker 4: For he thinks it's going to be like a mass
Speaker 4: it's going to be people.
Speaker 6: It is a popular spot, but not with the weather
Speaker 6: like it was yesterday.
Speaker 5: There was a couple of kids playing basketball, one dog walker,
Speaker 5: and the rest of the park was just us.
Speaker 4: We were the only one's picnic. So did your dad
Speaker 4: look her and go it's just where we got her early.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 3: In an hour's time, it is going to be like
Speaker 3: woodstock here, it's going to be heaving.
Speaker 4: And my poor wife, Yanka grew up in Miami.
Speaker 5: She's she's not used to a dating under twenty degree
Speaker 5: the whole day, she says, shivering on a bench.
Speaker 3: So she's got pneumonia today because the and that's the
Speaker 3: thing with men sometimes were stubborn, you know, you just
Speaker 3: get fixated on And then was he trying to convince
Speaker 3: you you're all having a nice time cold?
Speaker 4: So what did you actually eat? Oh?
Speaker 5: We had some remade, some rolls, but mostly people shivering. Yeah,
Speaker 5: picked it, picked at the food rather than make it
Speaker 5: because everyone's got their arms like their hands underneath their
Speaker 5: arm pits, trying to keep warm parts.
Speaker 4: How did he go for Father's Day in your house?
Speaker 7: Husband, Chris, We had a Father's Day loss yesterday. So
Speaker 7: Audrey was up at five o'clock. Good, she was so yeah,
Speaker 7: it was like Christmas morning for her. She was so
Speaker 7: excited and she wanted to cook breakfast. So of course
Speaker 7: I had to lump myself out of bed and help
Speaker 7: her do that. So, you know, you do the eggs
Speaker 7: in the bason.
Speaker 4: Their idea of cooking breakfast and tried out scrambled eggs,
Speaker 4: nice all of it. Now I probably come back to
Speaker 4: that installment so full.
Speaker 7: Anyway, I put it all on the tray and we
Speaker 7: put a nice little flour on the tray and she's
Speaker 7: picked some herbs from the garden and I said, look,
Speaker 7: mummy will carry it in case you spill the coffee
Speaker 7: and the OJ. Well, no, it was an Audrey that
Speaker 7: spilt it. So as I've come into the bedroom, I've
Speaker 7: tripped over one of my shoes and literally tray went
Speaker 7: flying oj everywhere, all over the bed, all over the car.
Speaker 7: A photo yesterday, Yeah, so he ended up wearing his breakfast.
Speaker 3: It's like a crime scene that the yellow stain on
Speaker 3: as well in shore a cover story, Pats, there's nothing
Speaker 3: wrong at your age of wetting the blame on some
Speaker 3: spill ojer. I've tried that one before after a big
Speaker 3: night out, so it is what it looks like. I
Speaker 3: had a breakfast in bed donning. Okay, all right then,
Speaker 3: so let's know your Father's Day yesterday? Did you win
Speaker 3: or lose.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: I'd love to know the actual numbers for how many
Speaker 4: Bunnings vouchers were actually received yesterday, because every other conversation
Speaker 4: I heard was Bunnings vouchers, same as last year, and.
Speaker 3: Every until I die flicking around radio stations over the
Speaker 3: weekend when I was out and about ferrying the kids
Speaker 3: around like some kind of unpaid uber driver, all radio
Speaker 3: station adverts, including this radio station, so many of the
Speaker 3: ads of gift ideas for Father's Day involved alcohol. Honestly,
Speaker 3: all the adverts involved alcohol, whiskey, wine, getting reduced beer
Speaker 3: over this weekend for Father's Day. All basically points in
Speaker 3: to the fact that's basically kids hanging you boost on
Speaker 3: Father's Day, going, here's some alcohol, daddy, top you nuneb
Speaker 3: the pain of having.
Speaker 4: Us by so sad daddy. Here's some more alcohol for you,
Speaker 4: daddy on your special day. What did you get your dad?
Speaker 4: Bunnings vouchers? I got over a whiskey glass, a special whiskey,
Speaker 4: but not a nice bottle. The glass it was just
Speaker 4: one glass. Would you have the other one for yourself?
Speaker 4: Or it was just one one special whiskey glass.
Speaker 3: It would be nice to get in two And what
Speaker 3: offer you and him to share a shot together to
Speaker 3: keep your warm anyway in the freezing picnic.
Speaker 7: Yesterday, I got my dad grog voucher, So it was grog,
Speaker 7: did you as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's just like saying, you go and get it,
Speaker 4: you go and get the present. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 6: Well, it's hard to buy for so I figure you'll
Speaker 6: you'll get a nice.
Speaker 4: Bottle of port with that, right, Okay.
Speaker 3: I just think it's it's just the idea of Jack
Speaker 3: going and just buying the one glass.
Speaker 4: He can never have a mate round. Are they gonna
Speaker 4: even share it? Hey, let me get your straw.
Speaker 3: Let me get your straw and you can you can
Speaker 3: sit from this amazing one glass.
Speaker 4: My son got me have.
Speaker 5: A solo nightcap. Probably ways watching those sps all right
Speaker 5: out the this we'll go to the line.
Speaker 3: So in fact, we've got some people online now we
Speaker 3: want to know whether you won or lost Father's Day yesterday.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Paul, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: There we're going Yeah, pretty good, Paul, tell us about
Speaker 3: your Father's.
Speaker 9: Day Yesterday started off about six o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 10: Three year old whacked me on the head with a
Speaker 10: King sable.
Speaker 4: Oh what a great way to wake up.
Speaker 3: I love a tabla and bar and the heavy Yeah
Speaker 3: that's that's like a weapon.
Speaker 10: I didn't even get those any of it.
Speaker 4: Sharp edges as well on a tabolo. Yeah, And Paul
Speaker 4: had the rest of the day pan out.
Speaker 9: I got a cup of coffee. The hot water was
Speaker 9: straight out of the tape. Oh no, that's sweat to
Speaker 9: enjoy it burnt and happy days.
Speaker 4: All right, Paul, Thank you very much? She cool?
Speaker 3: Uh I and the garbo great. We haven't spoken to
Speaker 3: you an age.
Speaker 4: And how are you?
Speaker 9: I'm not bared yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah good? And are you out there today collecting Ben's?
Speaker 9: Yes, I am.
Speaker 5: I think I passed you again Monday Bin Day in Alfington.
Speaker 5: Passed you on Grange Road this morning?
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, I was in Grange Road early this morning.
Speaker 4: All right. And how was Father's Day yesterday?
Speaker 9: It was a laugh.
Speaker 4: Well what happened.
Speaker 9: All I got was a card and a hug from
Speaker 9: my daughter and the choice of what we had for
Speaker 9: dinner last night and that was it. And I even
Speaker 9: had to cook me in a.
Speaker 4: Di I y kind of put itself together.
Speaker 6: Mistake, my guy.
Speaker 4: Why didn't anyone eat with you? Ian Ah?
Speaker 9: They ate with me, but I had to had to
Speaker 9: cook my own because we had Hamburger's on particular on
Speaker 9: how I like my meat cook.
Speaker 3: And also you're asking him why and only probably just
Speaker 3: maybe his daughter took a leaf out of your but
Speaker 3: just got on one plate.
Speaker 4: They go, Andrew, good.
Speaker 9: Morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 11: Here are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good? Andrew? How is your father's day? Buddy?
Speaker 9: I had a very good day, thank you? All right,
Speaker 9: I had a big win.
Speaker 4: What did you win?
Speaker 9: I got a adventer through jawge flight in the biplane.
Speaker 4: Wow, amazing. So where do you go and do that?
Speaker 9: There's a place out of Littleedale that does it, but
Speaker 9: mostly there around Point Cook area.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what did you do in the summer when
Speaker 3: the weather's a bit better?
Speaker 9: Well, you've got two years to use it.
Speaker 4: Under the fact they give you three years. It's not
Speaker 4: ten years. It's not a year.
Speaker 9: Ye, No, it's not. It's not it's not ten years
Speaker 9: because obviously it's it is a little bit affected by
Speaker 9: the weather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, a three year window. How well, you never know,
Speaker 4: you don't, you don't? And when are you going to
Speaker 4: go up? Oh?
Speaker 9: Next question? I only received it yesterday, so I wait
Speaker 9: for the weather to find up a little bit.
Speaker 3: First, Andrew, be honest, right, it's a great gift. And
Speaker 3: then when you next second you start to worry. I'd
Speaker 3: be wouldn't you be nervous? Sorry, wouldn't you be nervous?
Speaker 4: Aren't you a bit scared of going up in an No?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 9: Last year I was in Auckland and I did the
Speaker 9: score jump we can jump off the Skytawer.
Speaker 4: And that was the Father's Day gift as well.
Speaker 9: No, that was just something I did, right.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I get the idea that they've obviously they.
Speaker 4: Haven't increase your life insurance.
Speaker 1: Recently the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: So my Father's Day I actually got treated yesterday. It
Speaker 3: was the best Father's Day I've ever had.
Speaker 4: You. We have all the calls we've had this morning.
Speaker 4: You were definitely the winner. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I don't know whether maybe they're making a bit
Speaker 3: of an extra effort because obviously we're starting new life here,
Speaker 3: so we're kind of, you know, going through quite a
Speaker 3: lot of things are going on. It's like a roller
Speaker 3: coaster when you start a new life, and so whether
Speaker 3: they made an extra effort yesterday because they've certainly did
Speaker 3: way more than they've ever done before. But yeah, yesterday morning,
Speaker 3: I woke up to freshly made brownies for breakfast.
Speaker 4: I mean, you live in like are already? Yeah? Them
Speaker 4: a little eleven year old maid.
Speaker 3: And then just as some starting to open the cards
Speaker 3: and the presence, they start having a set to. I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's just girls or where the boys
Speaker 3: would be like this as well, but I can only
Speaker 3: judge on based on what I've got, which is two daughters.
Speaker 4: It doesn't it's many seconds away from another huge, great
Speaker 4: round between them. My life with him is calm, calm,
Speaker 4: calm explosion, calm com calm explosion. I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: working for the UN going into a war zone. A
Speaker 4: lot of the time.
Speaker 3: My wife will just go in there. Can you go
Speaker 3: in there and yell at them? And I said, why,
Speaker 3: I've always got with the guy.
Speaker 4: That just walks into room and starts yelling, starting to yell.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what Why am I yelling in there?
Speaker 4: Can I just do anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Anyway, the.
Speaker 3: Cookies, I've only just started eating one of them, and
Speaker 3: then they start an argument because in the making of them.
Speaker 3: The younger one, though, is eleven year old, apparently dropped
Speaker 3: the F bomb when her bigger sister came down, said,
Speaker 3: you're making too much mess. Dad won't like it. Make
Speaker 3: sure you clean up all the mess as well, otherwise
Speaker 3: he'll have to cleaner. And she said, it's nothing the
Speaker 3: f to do with you. I'm an eleven year old
Speaker 3: and I'm like, can I just get through this quiet?
Speaker 3: I'm really not happy about hearing that lowist. We'll come
Speaker 3: to that in a minute. They start bickering and I'm like,
Speaker 3: not please, Can we just can I just serenity enjoy
Speaker 3: the rest of this brownie before you said the F bomb?
Speaker 3: It starts getting into it and then for tears come
Speaker 3: because she plays this. The eleven year olds made this
Speaker 3: slide show on her iPad, Dad through the years with
Speaker 3: this beautiful moving music underneath. It's photos of me with
Speaker 3: them since they were babies right up until now, over
Speaker 3: the last fourteen years, and we're in tears. And it
Speaker 3: really did look like one of those things they played
Speaker 3: at the Oscars when someone's dying. Also, yeah, it started
Speaker 3: with that photo that one we put up on the website,
Speaker 3: the one where it is very clear.
Speaker 4: My mum cut my hair, so it starts it looks
Speaker 4: like Lloyd from Dun Christmas.
Speaker 3: It starts, it starts pretty bad. And then we went
Speaker 3: out for lunch which was really really nice. And then
Speaker 3: we all snuggled up together yesterday because the weather wasn't
Speaker 3: too good and them, thank god they didn't take me
Speaker 3: out for picnic, and we watched groundhog Day, which is
Speaker 3: still brilliant. It's awesome movie, the first Bill Murray movie
Speaker 3: they'd ever seen. However, it's been a couple of since
Speaker 3: I've seen it. I've forgotten about what a lousy actress
Speaker 3: Andy McDowell was.
Speaker 4: Is there a single movie she didn't act like a plankin?
Speaker 4: I mean, Bill Murray is in Omega, She's off.
Speaker 3: She's got one gornous expression that movie Four Weddings, Remember
Speaker 3: four Wedding.
Speaker 6: She's the same character every movie.
Speaker 5: She's got one expression in groundhog Day because it's the
Speaker 5: same day over and over.
Speaker 4: Bill Murray gives it.
Speaker 3: We get a range from Bail and Chris Elliott and
Speaker 3: everyone else in it. That the worst scene in Four
Speaker 3: Weddings is the one is it raining? I didn't really notice,
Speaker 3: It's just the stunt cut almost about Groundog Day is
Speaker 3: still a great movie. All right, We've got the news
Speaker 3: of the water headlines on the way they went, talking
Speaker 3: out the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: The Christian hun Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Us again this morning is Ivan Hamish mcgloughlin talking the
Speaker 3: next twenty minutes stand about round one of the finals
Speaker 3: coming up this week and also our Grand Final. But
Speaker 3: first of all, let's talk about the games coming up Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 3: Monthing I notice of the weekend with no footie was
Speaker 3: how quiet it felt.
Speaker 15: I didn't know how quite it felt morning, Christian Jacko.
Speaker 15: Really because I headed to Birdsville on Thursday with the
Speaker 15: Melbourne Cup. Because of the bye weekend, I was out
Speaker 15: of town. I was getting a lot of text saying
Speaker 15: can you get your brother put finals on?
Speaker 4: This is a desperate weekend for footy jag sad.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so I missed a bit of it, but I
Speaker 15: did find you a grand that lives in Thaga minda
Speaker 15: that wants in in the.
Speaker 4: Word spread to Birdsville that we're doing this.
Speaker 15: So just to put this into context, Melbourne Cup goes
Speaker 15: all around the world now in a Melbourne Cup tour,
Speaker 15: one of the legs was Birdsville. I said, I'd love
Speaker 15: to go.
Speaker 4: To the bird Will What kind of security is it
Speaker 4: going with the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 15: Then it was me and two others, Jimmy Cassidy who's
Speaker 15: four foot one.
Speaker 4: So a tiny jockey you, I mean, anyone could just
Speaker 4: walk up to your.
Speaker 15: Neck yet and James Jordan, who's a mate who does
Speaker 15: form in South Australia for Racing dot com. And if
Speaker 15: there was a fight, all three of us jump behind
Speaker 15: the jukebox and take the cup.
Speaker 4: If you want to take the car to Wells, easy's
Speaker 4: heist waiting to.
Speaker 15: Happen, so just just on it though you forget you know,
Speaker 15: we're living in Melbourne. Go to the coffee shop down
Speaker 15: in the corner. We flew out of Sydney in a
Speaker 15: charter flight. Took a few hours to get organized. There
Speaker 15: were some problems with the charter flight, nothing mechanical. So
Speaker 15: we jumped on the plane. We're heading to Birdsville, fifty
Speaker 15: three taxpayers in Birdsville. We land in Burke, out the
Speaker 15: back of Burke to get fuel. In the first leg,
Speaker 15: no problems. There is an emu and a kangaroo by
Speaker 15: the aviation.
Speaker 4: Boss serving you well.
Speaker 15: We're thinking if they're in here, they can be on
Speaker 15: the strip. So when we land, you have to do
Speaker 15: a fly by and get the kangaroos off the strip
Speaker 15: before you land own.
Speaker 4: We then continue on flying Doctors. To me, it was.
Speaker 15: Exactly like that. And when we're fueling up next to
Speaker 15: us there was the Royal Flying Doctor's service plane. They're
Speaker 15: out the back of Burke. So then we leave Thagum
Speaker 15: in Burke and then we land. We said, oh, that
Speaker 15: was great, thank you, and the pilot turns around to
Speaker 15: us and says, actually, we're not in Birdswille. I said,
Speaker 15: aren't we supposed to be in birds? Because we are
Speaker 15: supposed to be in birds will? I said, where are we?
Speaker 15: We're in Tharga minda. Where is How do you even
Speaker 15: spell fargaminda t h a go o m I in
Speaker 15: d h Do you know what.
Speaker 3: We should do a Australian police name spelling me because
Speaker 3: that in your sat nape.
Speaker 4: I just give up and I just had some way,
Speaker 4: so I did exactly that.
Speaker 15: I said, Tharga minda, how far is that from birds will?
Speaker 15: He goes, It's not that fast, So I put it
Speaker 15: in Thaga minda to birdswill. Nine hundred and forty three kilometers.
Speaker 15: I said, so what are we doing tonight? And he said, well,
Speaker 15: I've rang Sue and we're going to stay in Thaga Minde.
Speaker 15: I said, who's Sue? She's been given the keys of
Speaker 15: the local motel. The guys that own the local motel
Speaker 15: are out of town. How many rooms in the motel?
Speaker 4: Six?
Speaker 15: They available?
Speaker 4: You're all available?
Speaker 15: So he's stay in the fargam in the hotel. Sue
Speaker 15: comes and picks up who is a grand and wants in.
Speaker 15: She takes the first lot of three people to the hotel,
Speaker 15: because you only four in a car at a time.
Speaker 4: Two of us wait.
Speaker 15: As Sue is coming back to pick us up. We
Speaker 15: hear the breaks and a screech and a thud. I said,
Speaker 15: se you okay. When she arrives, I just hit a rue.
Speaker 15: I said, really, all the lights are out. We just
Speaker 15: kind of drive back without any lights. I said, how
Speaker 15: many rus jump about the place?
Speaker 4: Is? I don't walk.
Speaker 15: Through Thugam into after six without a golf club.
Speaker 4: So what happens? They They tap me? I said, you're joking.
Speaker 15: I said no, no, I said, do you have grandchildren?
Speaker 4: Soon?
Speaker 15: She goes yep, I said, I reckon. You're the sort
Speaker 15: of woman we're looking for it for competition with her.
Speaker 15: So she's in and she needs to know whether those
Speaker 15: living outside of Victoria are eligible.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, yeah, we'll take any old grains. And what I'm
Speaker 3: wondering is what kind of iron you need to take out?
Speaker 1: I picked it up the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: So last Wednesday I shared my vision of this Christian.
Speaker 5: O'Connell Breakfast Show's Grand Final said grand new kick it.
Speaker 4: Yes you, we're on the search for Melbourne's Grand with
Speaker 4: the longest kick.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that so many of you would be
Speaker 3: up for this. We thought maybe if they were like
Speaker 3: three or four, maybe one way. We're we thinking even
Speaker 3: if we could get like all the eight final teams
Speaker 3: a grand for each of those.
Speaker 4: Now we don't need to worry about that. It is
Speaker 4: bigger than that.
Speaker 3: Over fifty grands have stepped forward since last Thursday when
Speaker 3: we first just talked about this on the show, saying
Speaker 3: they won in This is going to be huge.
Speaker 5: And so you're still deciding whether there's going to be
Speaker 5: a cap on numbers or if we get two hundred
Speaker 5: grands down.
Speaker 4: I think them more of a merrier now. You know,
Speaker 4: we're worried about that.
Speaker 3: We weren't sure one, if any of you will be
Speaker 3: interested in this, but now it turns out loads of
Speaker 3: you are interested in this. We storted to find a venue.
Speaker 3: It is definitely happening. The pancake parlor are in. Don't
Speaker 3: know what you were up to over the weekend, chat,
Speaker 3: but it's only one thing I did. A couple of
Speaker 3: times I was checking out their new delicious children's menu.
Speaker 4: Just eight dollars ninety.
Speaker 3: I'm not even reading that off a script because I've
Speaker 3: memorized it because I saw it so many times over
Speaker 3: the weekend when I was in and out of that
Speaker 3: pancake parler.
Speaker 4: So they'd let you eat off the kids menu.
Speaker 3: That's right, Yeah, yeah, So it's a thousand dollars to
Speaker 3: the grand that can kick them all the furthest she's
Speaker 3: going to be calling this this is an amazing This
Speaker 3: is I think the pinnacle of your career.
Speaker 15: I had an interesting call late last week from my mother,
Speaker 15: who is a grandmother who wants in.
Speaker 4: She's sixty eight silver awesome.
Speaker 15: Someone called her that was listing and said, oh, my god,
Speaker 15: hey missus calling the Grand Final. She ran it to congratulations,
Speaker 15: well done?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she is in.
Speaker 15: She'd love to be involved. She doesn't know how to enter,
Speaker 15: so we need to explain that in just a moment.
Speaker 15: My mother in law, Susie, she lives in Barron Bay.
Speaker 15: She she's triggered to get hold of At the moment,
Speaker 15: she's unknown. But what are the categories? Is it just
Speaker 15: grandmother you're in?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, look, we're going to have to have drugs testing,
Speaker 3: but this is the only sports event where it's okay
Speaker 3: because some of them will need.
Speaker 4: To be on meds. But that is it. They just
Speaker 4: got to have a grandchild, just one grandchild at least.
Speaker 15: So what is the nearest the pin thoughts? We were
Speaker 15: talking about this last week. I think there are going
Speaker 15: to be some super fit and youngish grands, so.
Speaker 4: We've already spoken to someone there forty some even younger.
Speaker 15: I honestly think it is going to be forty plus meters.
Speaker 4: You think that far I kick was a good kick?
Speaker 4: I am. I am positivez to get fast to win?
Speaker 15: It are going to be extraordinary. Reckon, you have super
Speaker 15: fit grands come down and just unload the Torpedo Dustin
Speaker 15: Martin's Dustin Fletcher style from Fullback Dustin Martin.
Speaker 4: Either way you do.
Speaker 3: He's dressing up as an old lady just to win
Speaker 3: a thousand bucks? What's going on with Reckon?
Speaker 4: Nice? Try? All right, let's got a Claire who's entered already.
Speaker 4: Good morning Nana.
Speaker 12: Claire, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: So you are for this? How far do you think
Speaker 4: you kick it? Claire?
Speaker 12: Well, I'm hoping I can go fifty. I did hear
Speaker 12: one lady say she can go fifty, But considering I
Speaker 12: have three sons and two grands songs, I'd be a
Speaker 12: really embarrassment if I if I kick something really short fifty.
Speaker 15: Plus with some degree of confidence. I think you were
Speaker 15: saying that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well I think I'm pretty bit. I've just finished
Speaker 12: the boxing class.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see. This is what I'm here on all weekend.
Speaker 3: These grunds that are entering day are ripped, They're shredded.
Speaker 3: They've been waiting for this the whole lives. This is
Speaker 3: their competition.
Speaker 15: Now what sort of footwear clan do you think you're
Speaker 15: gonna be wearing?
Speaker 12: Probably in the Nike for each because you're my favorite shops.
Speaker 4: He's got's got a sponsorship deal with.
Speaker 12: I hadn't been this same pair of Nikes, that's all
Speaker 12: I weir.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's amazing. All right. So we've got Claire Claire
Speaker 4: stay there. We've got now Bron we spoke to on Friday.
Speaker 4: She's emailed me over the weekend. Right, she's really really
Speaker 4: up for this. And she's got a new name as well.
Speaker 4: She's now Lebron. She is the grand Final. Do you
Speaker 4: give her that name? Or she does? Shemail me of
Speaker 4: the weekend? Was that game on Bron? Lebron? Is your
Speaker 4: now known us? Good morning, Welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian. Here you going, We're going great. How
Speaker 4: was your training over the weekend? Did you go out
Speaker 4: and kick.
Speaker 10: Some Oh yeah, I went for a run Friday night
Speaker 10: and I've been out in this morning.
Speaker 8: Got a few ticks of my son in laws.
Speaker 12: They're saying the drop plant is the best one to
Speaker 12: go with?
Speaker 4: Is true? What do you guys reoking the drop punt
Speaker 4: is the best? Well, the talk is the longest you
Speaker 4: can get with a kick.
Speaker 10: They can go terribly rotten the talking.
Speaker 5: They can go anywhere off in any angle, So the
Speaker 5: drop kick is safe for it.
Speaker 4: So we open it to each grand sound that.
Speaker 3: However they want to kick it, it's entirely up to
Speaker 3: theming it or just to drop.
Speaker 15: It's just distance where it pitches. So what are you thinking, Lebron,
Speaker 15: distance wise? What are you hoping for?
Speaker 6: I'm hoping forty I'm thinking.
Speaker 15: Forty plus or not even No, I'm with you. I
Speaker 15: reckon forty plus or you're not even going to be
Speaker 15: in the top five.
Speaker 10: Oh well, definitely forty plus.
Speaker 15: Then it's really limber up and stretch those hammies, Lebron.
Speaker 10: Well, I think my son, my son in laws of
Speaker 10: those said, don't do a hemmy.
Speaker 12: You need to get the resistance band and start doing
Speaker 12: some training with it.
Speaker 4: This is what I love.
Speaker 3: I was hoping this would happen right where you'll have
Speaker 3: family members stepping in. Who are now you're You've already
Speaker 3: got your entourage, You've got a sports team there. So
Speaker 3: what is it Your two son in laws who are
Speaker 3: going to be looking after your training?
Speaker 14: They're coaching me.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, this is a physio.
Speaker 3: He'll do the Rebbie phasing it so you don't pick
Speaker 3: too soon before the big Grand Final.
Speaker 15: It's going to be like you know with a towel
Speaker 15: in the corner of Rocky Come help me.
Speaker 4: Come on, Mickey, It's all right. Listen Lebron. We'll catch
Speaker 4: of you later on this week.
Speaker 9: All right, awesome, thanks christ all right.
Speaker 3: If you listen to listen you want to get involved
Speaker 3: still plenty time you go online to enter the grand Final,
Speaker 3: head to our website. That's the best place to go
Speaker 3: now Gold one O four three dot com dot au
Speaker 3: Hey mu, should we catch up with you later on
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 1: Perfect The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: All right, so the ten k not repeat work Day
Speaker 3: is going to be given away at some point this week.
Speaker 3: One if you will definitely win ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: We haven't picked the song yet that it's going to be.
Speaker 3: That will be played twice between six am and six pm.
Speaker 3: You can help us pick the song, So give me
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Speaker 3: You just name your favorite song or a song you
Speaker 3: really like. That's all we want from you. We're gonna
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Speaker 3: Nine four one four one oh four three. You can
Speaker 3: help us pick the ten k No Repeats a song
Speaker 3: the winning song.
Speaker 1: This week the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 3: And we are helping you win the ten k. It's
Speaker 3: definitely going to be one this week. One of you win,
Speaker 3: will we'll win the ten k on the ten k
Speaker 3: No Repeat workday.
Speaker 4: We haven't pat the song yet.
Speaker 3: We're going to put five of you on air and
Speaker 3: then the song will be one of those five songs.
Speaker 3: You need to make a note of all these five
Speaker 3: and I'm going to ask you to pick the song
Speaker 3: and then give us a clue tomorrow to one of
Speaker 3: the five.
Speaker 4: I don't say it, obviously, this guy is good. This
Speaker 4: guy is up there. It is up there. Am I
Speaker 4: even telling you? Or is it? Don't even tell me,
Speaker 4: but tell yourself. You write it down to you before
Speaker 4: about write it all down, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Fay, good morning, good morning, good morning, and Faye,
Speaker 3: what's your song?
Speaker 10: Earth windom Fire, timber.
Speaker 4: Get it and what a song. Brilliant brit song.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Faye. That could be that one, all right?
Speaker 3: September Earth Window five, Yep, got you. Joel's on the
Speaker 3: chatbody else. Hey, I've just got Fox on the hold
Speaker 3: right now and just chatting to Fife.
Speaker 4: Good morning Joel.
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, song, I'd like I produce a sunshruck get.
Speaker 3: In another great song of classic Joel, Thank you very
Speaker 3: much for that.
Speaker 4: Uh Marney Hello, good morning, Marny. What's your song for us?
Speaker 12: Mate sets one Girls by Queen?
Speaker 4: Brilliant song. Thank you very much for that one.
Speaker 3: So if you thought I said I was hesitating, now
Speaker 3: I was because Magoo, our producer, his eyes so getting worse.
Speaker 3: Have you seen how he's labeled that up on the
Speaker 3: phone system? Me Fat Bootom Girls three o's three o's.
Speaker 4: B O O t M Fat Bootim Girls. Tracy, good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning Christians.
Speaker 3: Good morning Tracy. Hope you done nice if you can,
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. What is your song you've got
Speaker 3: for us?
Speaker 8: Horror notes Manie in great hold of notes song as well,
Speaker 8: great Horror Notes, Tracy, thank you for that.
Speaker 3: And last one then Bethany, Hello, Hello, Bethany.
Speaker 9: You're right yeah, I'm just saying excellent.
Speaker 4: And Bethany, what's your song you got for us? Are
Speaker 4: in Excess?
Speaker 13: Suicide Blonde?
Speaker 4: Great song? All right then, so Bethany, keep listening this
Speaker 4: week could be that one. All right. So you've got
Speaker 4: five songs. I've chosen one, oh ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah you don't you reminder now September Earth Wind and Fire,
Speaker 3: ac DC, Thunderstunt, Fat Bootom Girls, Quinn, Many to Holder
Speaker 3: Notes and Suicide Blonde. Last one there from Bethany by Inexcess.
Speaker 4: I've chosen one of those to repeat sometime this week.
Speaker 3: Okay, so tomorrow morning you will give us a clue
Speaker 3: to one of those five.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three yesterday then I got this voice message left to
Speaker 3: my little WhatsApp group I've got, gave up my mobile
Speaker 3: number a couple of weeks ago, and I formed the
Speaker 3: world's largest WhatsApp group.
Speaker 4: Well I'm not sure if.
Speaker 3: It is, but there's about two hundred and twenty people,
Speaker 3: and I get this great message yesterday.
Speaker 16: Hi Christian, this is Helen here. I hope you've had
Speaker 16: a good weekend and a good Father's Day. I got
Speaker 16: a tattoo done yesterday, which was no big deal because
Speaker 16: it's not my first one. But I was wondering, how
Speaker 16: old is it before you stop being she's scared to
Speaker 16: tell your parents or show your parents what you've done.
Speaker 16: I'm fifty one and I've got my sister.
Speaker 6: To tell them.
Speaker 16: Yeah, so maybe I won't tell them about the next
Speaker 16: one I've got booked in or.
Speaker 4: Let her tell them that too.
Speaker 3: See, this really took on me because I've got to too, right,
Speaker 3: I've only got one of them, and I've got it
Speaker 3: done four years ago. Okay, and I'm a grown up
Speaker 3: and my dad stool doesn't know because I haven't told him,
Speaker 3: and which is ridiculous. I'm a grown up. Is not
Speaker 3: going to be a ground meat or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Mum knows, sister knows, everyone knows.
Speaker 4: You all now know. My dad stool doesn't.
Speaker 5: Know I've got I don't know whether I should say,
Speaker 5: but my sister's doing this right now? What do you
Speaker 5: mean she got a tattoo.
Speaker 4: In Thailand earlier in the year. I don't think mom
Speaker 4: and dad know yet. Really, isn't that funny?
Speaker 3: What is that about? Even though we're adults, we're grown ups.
Speaker 3: We're holding down jobs.
Speaker 4: But you still don't want Mom and Dad to be disproving.
Speaker 6: Of you approval.
Speaker 4: I know what is crazy. Mom knows.
Speaker 3: Dad has no idea. I haven't told him. If I
Speaker 3: see him, I I just at that wear a longer sleeve.
Speaker 4: Over wet bands, like you're just going for a run. Yeah,
Speaker 4: or I put my watch over it. It's ridiculous. At
Speaker 4: some point he's going to find out.
Speaker 7: That's exhausting because it's quite easy to notice it's right
Speaker 7: there on your wrist.
Speaker 4: But I don't know. I mean, yeah, you're right, and
Speaker 4: he must have seen it, but because I'm not flagged
Speaker 4: it up that he doesn't know about it.
Speaker 3: So there's a friend of mine. Okay, she has had
Speaker 3: a boob job, right, Okay.
Speaker 5: At first I thought this was going to be one
Speaker 5: of those friend of mine stories that you tell about,
Speaker 5: you know, and this is really a friend.
Speaker 4: This really is a friend of mine who has had
Speaker 4: a boob job. Right. She's forty nine, and she had
Speaker 4: this done about seven years ago.
Speaker 3: She had well, she has not told her parents. Well
Speaker 3: that being crude here, it is very obvious. I'm not
Speaker 3: her dad or her mum, but it is really obvious,
Speaker 3: he's had some work done in that area. Okay, but
Speaker 3: her mom and dad they are they're blinder, got cataracts
Speaker 3: or something, or they don't want to go there all right, But.
Speaker 4: Maybe they thought they just grew naturally, like.
Speaker 6: All of a sudden minal or something.
Speaker 3: What of a sudden she's going through the change and
Speaker 3: getting a massive rack?
Speaker 4: Do you think that's what happens to women who you
Speaker 4: know not.
Speaker 6: What anymore? Thank you?
Speaker 4: So this morning, I.
Speaker 3: Want to know what are the things that your parents
Speaker 3: still don't know about? What things do your mom and
Speaker 3: dad still not know about your grown up?
Speaker 4: They don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's something you did as a kid or just
Speaker 3: in the last couple of years. What are the things
Speaker 3: that your mom and dad still do not know about?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one four.
Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: Rashing and small.
Speaker 3: Then share some secrets with us things your mom and
Speaker 3: dad still don't know. You're grown up, but you do
Speaker 3: not want mom and dad knowing about that? If you want,
Speaker 3: I don't want anyone get in any trouble, and you
Speaker 3: still want these to remain a secret. Give yourself a
Speaker 3: movie star name. Someone's just called in and said, Christianers, No,
Speaker 3: I can call into thing. Think my mum listens to
Speaker 3: your show. This is called this guy Bruce Willis. He
Speaker 3: treated himself a couple of months ago, got very large
Speaker 3: bonus at due to his job, to a very nice
Speaker 3: top of the range Mercedes. His mom and dad do
Speaker 3: not know about this because they've been asking for some
Speaker 3: money to help with some home rennover. He never drives
Speaker 3: them around when he goes to see them a couple
Speaker 3: of streets away and it's another older sort of suv.
Speaker 3: They still drive around in that crap pizza. They think
Speaker 3: he's not doing very well.
Speaker 4: He's got a secret Mercedes. That's unbelievable. Donald, good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning. Okay Donasa. What is the thing then that
Speaker 4: your mom and dad still don't know?
Speaker 10: Well, first of all, I just want to clarify I
Speaker 10: am a grown adult. I'm forty eight years old. My
Speaker 10: husband's in his fifties. I have been married for twenty
Speaker 10: six years. I've got grown up children. But sometimes, you know,
Speaker 10: just as a treat, we are traveling to Melbourne and
Speaker 10: stay in a hotel for the weekend, and my mum
Speaker 10: I've never told her. She'll say to me, where were
Speaker 10: you on the weekend? I was trying to get a
Speaker 10: hold of you, And I make up excuses.
Speaker 8: Because it's all my sark.
Speaker 10: If I stay to them, oh, staying in the hotel
Speaker 10: for the weekend, it's almost you're advertising the fact that
Speaker 10: your butt nae could all weekend up against the glass windows.
Speaker 10: But I don't want them to think that.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what, Donna, this call is excited me
Speaker 3: because my wife and I sometimes do this world fact
Speaker 3: this weekend we are going well, I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's going to go that well, I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's going to be me doing that just by myself. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know, while she's done a bit of shopping, you know,
Speaker 3: the crown. But we're going away for the weekend. And
Speaker 3: if you have kids, Donna, you have to do this
Speaker 3: sometimes that you can have uninterrupted wrestling time time uninterrupted.
Speaker 4: You tell the kids, Christian when you and they get
Speaker 4: another age now right where it's unsever I reckon you know,
Speaker 4: you know they go, why is to packing away the
Speaker 4: monkey mask?
Speaker 3: You never know?
Speaker 4: You ever know. I'm not saying you have to say,
Speaker 4: but it's there. It's there. Okay, you are it.
Speaker 3: It's your choice or saying there, saying you know, but
Speaker 3: it's there, It's in the mag I brought it always,
Speaker 3: all right, Donna, thank you for I'm.
Speaker 4: The I love how Donna said yep at the end,
Speaker 4: but yep, like no, I don't agree with that last year.
Speaker 4: Yeah yes, but Heather, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you, Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm really really good actually, And Heather, what's the thing
Speaker 3: then your mom and dad don't know about?
Speaker 9: Well, I've had.
Speaker 8: A tattoo across my back for six years.
Speaker 12: My sisters have tattoos.
Speaker 8: But my dad think they looked trashy, so I'd rather
Speaker 8: not tell him about that. And I'm in my mid fifties.
Speaker 4: This is great. And what is the glass? What is
Speaker 4: the tattoo? That's of course you bout Okay, there's.
Speaker 8: A couple of things. It's a bit of a lake
Speaker 8: with a pegasus and like a Guardian angel looking over.
Speaker 4: The Sistine back that.
Speaker 8: I actually I love with my accumband so I had
Speaker 8: to get a big tattoo.
Speaker 3: So much going to you lost a bet with your
Speaker 3: ex husband to get tattoo.
Speaker 12: I was a football bet.
Speaker 8: Christian said, don't get into any football bets, okay, because
Speaker 8: you never know what you're going to end up doing.
Speaker 4: So what was the football bet?
Speaker 8: If his team beat my team in the finals, then
Speaker 8: I will get a tattoo because he's had tattoos. And
Speaker 8: I said, well, if I'm going to get a tattoo,
Speaker 8: I'm going to go the whole whole holt.
Speaker 4: That's huge, steaks, Heather.
Speaker 3: Massive is Pegasus flying over the lake or coming out.
Speaker 8: Of looking over the lake flying wing sand and the
Speaker 8: angels looking the other way.
Speaker 9: Over the lake?
Speaker 4: Heather? Would you not around your parents? You wouldn't even
Speaker 4: be able to wear a singlet?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, I don't look at it.
Speaker 3: I mean you've got summer coming up for months, you're
Speaker 3: blessed in the city with great weather, and they're never
Speaker 3: going to see your naked back.
Speaker 8: No, they don't ever.
Speaker 4: Fly for you. I think this summer is the summer.
Speaker 8: I think it is a turn you turn around.
Speaker 3: All right, Heather, thank you so much giving us a call.
Speaker 3: That's great call. Thank you, have a great week.
Speaker 9: Thanks Christian, you too, all right, cheers all give us
Speaker 9: a call.
Speaker 4: Then these are brilliant. I love these stories.
Speaker 3: Then things your parents still don't know about nine four
Speaker 3: one four one four three Let pegass fly.
Speaker 1: We say the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one
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Speaker 3: Of four point three is to Christianna wat for show.
Speaker 4: It's eighty forty two. Sorry for sound distracted.
Speaker 3: Something unpleasant has happened any unpleasant so it's not to
Speaker 3: be talking about on there because this is unprofessional. But
Speaker 3: still I remember this team has done something really bad
Speaker 3: and damaging the show.
Speaker 6: Honestly, you boys.
Speaker 4: With us.
Speaker 5: Mister left us a present in the studio and he
Speaker 5: tried to wap it out.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad.
Speaker 4: She's disgusting. We just found it out.
Speaker 3: Producer came in to chat to us and lay find
Speaker 3: a terrible, terrible hell mark.
Speaker 4: Forest back side. That is not You've got to protect
Speaker 4: the show, not dump on it. Brand. That's a horrible egg.
Speaker 4: The air go on full full after life.
Speaker 3: Is terribly gassed in it or something broken up that
Speaker 3: colin we're brawls though a brass backside anyway. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: don't want to mention it, but you hav't struggled to
Speaker 3: breathe in a moment and do the show?
Speaker 4: Is it through to you pati. I feel like it's
Speaker 4: got the power to get through four paints.
Speaker 6: No, but you know his surige has been on the
Speaker 6: fritz in the backyard.
Speaker 4: That's what he's no trade. He can fix.
Speaker 3: That anyway, Sorry about that, Vanessa.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning everyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're pretty good. Vanessa. Who you had a nice weekend?
Speaker 4: And what is your secret? Then? That Mamma dad still
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 13: About Okay, My secret is I have my tongue piers and.
Speaker 3: I don't know how long have you had your tongue
Speaker 3: pist that's in a half years.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to conceal that. How do you
Speaker 4: how do you.
Speaker 13: Take it out?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes more sense. I'd rather talk really thin lips.
Speaker 3: Suddenly, I think, And you are you suddenly, vanicister of Ventriloquist.
Speaker 13: I had to do that for a while because your
Speaker 13: tongue swells up and you're not allowed to take it
Speaker 13: out until it heals. So for about six weeks I
Speaker 13: had to be talking with my hand over my mouth
Speaker 13: and just keep away from them. Otherwise they would have
Speaker 13: spotted it. But now I can take it out.
Speaker 3: So all of this because you think they'd be too
Speaker 3: that they'd have a go, even though you're grown up now.
Speaker 13: It's sort of absolutely Especially my dad he would be disgusted.
Speaker 13: Oh no, no.
Speaker 4: Way, So you're using it. Are you using a fake
Speaker 4: name here, Vanessa?
Speaker 9: Yes, it is a fake name, Vanessa.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for giving us a call.
Speaker 6: No worries.
Speaker 1: The Christian who Connell Breakfast, Shure Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 4: Three, The Christian Jackie and Pats.
Speaker 3: My girlfriend and I went to see Working Class Boy yesterday,
Speaker 3: but a fan of Jimmy since my teens in.
Speaker 4: The late eighties.
Speaker 3: Hearing you guys rave about it and you're saying how
Speaker 3: much it touched you Christian, there as a reason we went.
Speaker 4: It was everything you said.
Speaker 3: It was heart wrenchingly emotional, funny, interesting, aspiring, so much more.
Speaker 4: Can't recommend it enough. Thanks their heads up from Dan Lesson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's on for another week or two
Speaker 3: if you want to go and see something really different
Speaker 3: and amazing That is Working Class Boy, the Jimmy Barnes documentary.
Speaker 4: It's incredible. The music is really different in as well.
Speaker 3: It is it's everything that Dan said on Actually, I've
Speaker 3: got quite a few messages from people of the Weekend
Speaker 3: I've been to see it this weekend and absolutely loved it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I can't recommend that enough.
Speaker 3: Codle things that I saw on the weekend on the
Speaker 3: TV Amazon, Brian, you might see the adverts. Sorry on
Speaker 3: Stan They've got it this new Jim Carey show, kidding,
Speaker 3: how is that?
Speaker 4: Well? I liked it. My wife said she's never watching
Speaker 4: another episode. So two varied. It's fit. It is very different,
Speaker 4: very dark.
Speaker 3: I liked it because it's it's nicely something original and like,
Speaker 3: I'm not even quite sure what it is. It's about
Speaker 3: three or four different shows, you know, sometimes like what
Speaker 3: is it trying to do?
Speaker 4: Where's it gonna go?
Speaker 16: Is?
Speaker 3: I'm only gonna watch it in the couple of episodes.
Speaker 3: But I really loved.
Speaker 5: It because even from the first press shot I saw
Speaker 5: of it, I thought it actually might be a kid show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about it's about he is a children's entertainer
Speaker 3: in it. It's going through a really really lifetime carry Yeah,
Speaker 3: I do see. He's a really interesting point as well.
Speaker 3: We see he doesn't care if he works anymore. Now.
Speaker 3: I just want to do interesting stuff. This is really
Speaker 3: really different. I loved it. There's the first episode is
Speaker 3: up and I think it starts properly in three days time,
Speaker 3: something like some of the third or second or fourth. Anyway,
Speaker 3: the first episode is up now on stan also on
Speaker 3: Stan the Great Who Is America By?
Speaker 4: I just finished that This that is something else.
Speaker 3: It's one of the greatest things that Sasha Baron Cohen
Speaker 3: has ever ever done. Some of the stuff he got
Speaker 3: away with is incredible. The last episode, the genuine hidden
Speaker 3: care and stuff with Oj Simpson.
Speaker 4: I wasn't even sure if it was right to be
Speaker 4: watching it.
Speaker 3: I didn't even find it funn at times, but just
Speaker 3: the bulls on Sasha Barron co And thank god there
Speaker 3: are people out there making genuinely dangerous TV.
Speaker 4: For us, specially in America. Right now. You need to
Speaker 4: see some of the stuff he's done. Some of it
Speaker 4: is amazing. Essentially, he's trying to get Oj to admit
Speaker 4: that he murdered his wife. It is it's crazy to
Speaker 4: his face, Why would you do that? Would you do?
Speaker 3: That's incredible Some of the stuff as well, But yeah,
Speaker 3: I can't recommend that enough for right We've got the
Speaker 3: new sport in the brand new atwork Time Wester coming
Speaker 3: up next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Coome on in tie Now for this morning's at work
Speaker 3: time waste.
Speaker 4: We give you a topic you've got ten.
Speaker 3: Minutes to try and sling as many textile way jack
Speaker 3: or mart them gold, silver plus plus, bronze and various
Speaker 3: other made up bits in between.
Speaker 4: Today then couldn't use everybody rappers.
Speaker 3: Snoop dog is releasing a cookbook next month, making his
Speaker 3: own cook book is releasing it Snoop Dogg's favorite recipes.
Speaker 3: So today we're looking for band meals, rock and roll
Speaker 3: band meals.
Speaker 4: I've got Robert Palmer. That's good, Pires straits.
Speaker 3: Is that for pie? He's so sharp. Today's hire straights straight.
Speaker 3: That's good Pie straights Robert Palmer.
Speaker 4: So I find no golds? What ron scones? That's good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right? What have you got? Then? Four banned meals?
Speaker 4: I had Castle rolling stones for casse roll yeah, bronze
Speaker 4: minus radio bread ah yeah, nice, playwood mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one. And Motley stew very good.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Then send us yours there looking for your banded meals.
Speaker 3: Text them into us on four seven five three one
Speaker 3: o four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Seventeen minutes past nine Gold one oh four point three Christian,
Speaker 3: I've gone on Breakfast Show. It's time enough for Jack
Speaker 3: to mark your at work time wasters today. On the
Speaker 3: back of these end Snoop Dogg next month as we
Speaker 3: releasing a cookbook of his favorite recipes looking for your
Speaker 3: banned meals. Some of these are stretching the definition of
Speaker 3: what is a meal. Jack, You're ready to mark all right,
Speaker 3: I'll be.
Speaker 5: Marking non meals at a lower percentage than actual meals.
Speaker 4: Ntella see I like it. Yeah, Nattella is not a meal.
Speaker 4: Some people would eat it with just a spoon straight
Speaker 4: out of the jat, and those people are savages. I
Speaker 4: don't know anyone here do that straight out of the
Speaker 4: I'm looking at every I'm looking into everybody.
Speaker 3: Yep, cold, silver, bronze, silver, Savage Garden salad.
Speaker 4: That's good. Gold Yeah, Golden Web, sorry, golden whereby Scott
Speaker 4: and wherever you've got gold there?
Speaker 3: Uh, milk drake, I don't get it, drake shake, milkshake
Speaker 3: or milkshake.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, didn't get it. Bronze run b lt. That's
Speaker 4: high quality. That's a golden Werriby whoa everyone's golden web.
Speaker 4: Spam halen, Yeah, but not a meal. Although when.
Speaker 3: Nance were raised on spam, yeah it was all their
Speaker 3: five food.
Speaker 4: Groups, never had whole And now that'll look back and
Speaker 4: I honestly think she was preparing for like the apocalypse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those old time as they grew out of a
Speaker 3: different time, they were getting ready of case it all
Speaker 3: kicked off.
Speaker 4: I can have a gold for nostalgia. The Yeasty Boys
Speaker 4: is it yeast meal.
Speaker 5: Bronze snack Sabbath, Yeah, snack is yeah, silver bus.
Speaker 3: Shane, the pgs it making it's making us laughing.
Speaker 4: Peas are not a meal, So teach my dad peace.
Speaker 4: It didn't make it laugh. Those Silver plus Luca Noosa,
Speaker 4: well done. Lentil As Anything, Oh yeah yeah yeah, take
Speaker 4: take some time out radio. You know what I was
Speaker 4: thinking to tell you there is a restaurant in Melbourne
Speaker 4: called Lentils Anything, and we were doing the pump business
Speaker 4: stands this morning. Maybe I should bring that up. And
Speaker 4: then I had that all that, all that going on
Speaker 4: in that dialogue and that interior. Everyone's doing bronze for confusion. Uh,
Speaker 4: Paul jam roly poly, I don't know what a jam
Speaker 4: roly poly is. Like that spoil thing. Yea bronze lionel
Speaker 4: rich tea biscuits, not a meal, Bronze limp brisket. That's good.
Speaker 5: What is it limp biscuit brisk Yeah, brisket. Sorry, they
Speaker 5: didn't change anything. Brisket, silver Jude, black eyed pea and
Speaker 5: ham suit.
Speaker 4: That's a meal. But it's not that funny. Don't forget.
Speaker 4: He's still got all this stuff going on his head
Speaker 4: right now. Folks, culture club Sandwich, Culture Club sandwich good
Speaker 4: plus bread Zeppelin breads not a meal, but I use
Speaker 4: bread in one of my examples. So gold chowder finger
Speaker 4: that's better. That's very good. David Lee Broth, that's gold
Speaker 4: Vindero Reed, that is genius. That's a golden Weribe, Tully
Speaker 4: world done soup dog. Oh yeah, ties into the reason
Speaker 4: we're doing this whole thing, and well done them. And
Speaker 4: roast bjork that is so good. That's very good. That's
Speaker 4: a Golden Wearribee.
Speaker 3: Now this week, as a little spot price for some
Speaker 3: of the better ones on the outwork time waster, get
Speaker 3: a load of this A one hundred dollars voucher for
Speaker 3: Jim's cleaning.
Speaker 4: Jim will come around himself and clean whatever you want. Well,
Speaker 4: I think we can give it to Roast Bjork. Well,
Speaker 4: hang on a minute, what about Vnder lou Reed. That's
Speaker 4: my favorite. Yeah, Vinder lou Reed, you get the one
Speaker 4: hundred dollar voucher for Jim's cleaning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 4: Last weekend of last week.
Speaker 3: Then we started talking about a big new idea on
Speaker 3: the show and wasn't sure how it would go over
Speaker 3: or if you'd be up for it. But people really
Speaker 3: are not as people nance we're talking about our Grand Final.
Speaker 3: We are looking to host a Grand Final. This is
Speaker 3: a load of grannies, Melbourne's finest grannies, all taking each
Speaker 3: other on with one simple objective to kick.
Speaker 4: The footyball as far as they can.
Speaker 3: The grand that kicks it the furthest wins one thousand ground,
Speaker 3: one thousand dollars. That's a lot of grands. I think
Speaker 3: that's all the grands here in Melbourne. Loads of you
Speaker 3: have entered over the weekend. If you are up for this,
Speaker 3: or know someone in might be, please push them to
Speaker 3: our website Gold one four to three dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: We are definitely doing this. Pancake Pilo of jumped on board.
Speaker 3: They are our official game day sponsor. Hamous mclachlin's going
Speaker 3: to be our match day announcer as well. His mum
Speaker 3: got confused. I thinks he's actually announcing the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: He hasn't corret today. Yeah, So we're looking for as
Speaker 3: many grannies as possible to enter. We've got one on
Speaker 3: the line right now. I think it's you, Granny Catherine.
Speaker 10: Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 4: Hey? Listen? Really good? So you up for being one
Speaker 4: of our grands of the Grand Final? I sure, am
Speaker 4: all right? So tell us about yourself. Do you mind
Speaker 4: if I asked how old you are? No, you never
Speaker 4: ask a lady.
Speaker 12: That I'm forty seven.
Speaker 4: So you're one of the young grands I think I am. Yeah.
Speaker 12: I was a nana at thirty.
Speaker 4: Nine yep, thirty nine.
Speaker 10: Thirty nine I became an enna.
Speaker 4: Yes, wow, okay, And you'd like to look after yourself?
Speaker 4: You work out? You? What do you do? Do you run? Jog, hike?
Speaker 6: None of the above.
Speaker 4: Okay, when's the last time you kicked the footy do
Speaker 4: you think yeah? Or anything?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 16: Probably a week ago.
Speaker 12: I kicked the footy last.
Speaker 4: Yeah, how the fire do you think you're going to
Speaker 4: kick it?
Speaker 3: Because some of the grands you've entered so far, they're
Speaker 3: really up for this and they're thinking they might be
Speaker 3: forty or fifty meters.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going to go to that too.
Speaker 7: My husband's an next AFL player, so I've.
Speaker 12: Got some good coaching.
Speaker 4: Who's your husband?
Speaker 10: He's the Birdman.
Speaker 12: Evans used to play for Richmond Tigers.
Speaker 4: The Birdman. Wow. Yes, so your husband used to play
Speaker 4: for the Tigers. He did, so he's he going to
Speaker 4: be your kicking coach.
Speaker 9: Definitely showing up to one of the.
Speaker 12: Favorites on one private lesson.
Speaker 4: That's fantastic. Well listen, good, well and listen.
Speaker 3: One thing we're doing then all the grands now, because
Speaker 3: we didn't know this, Catherine, but it's been so popular,
Speaker 3: we're asking all of you to come up with your
Speaker 3: own nickname.
Speaker 4: So you're going to be the bird Grand. If you've
Speaker 4: got the Birdman as your husband, I reckon, you've got
Speaker 4: to be the bird Grand. How does that?
Speaker 7: I might have to edit it slightly with the bird
Speaker 7: And then because that's what the kids call me.
Speaker 4: Bird. You're now born, reborn as the bird man. Okay,
Speaker 4: that sounds good to me. Bring on the bird now
Speaker 4: I can hear it now, Good luck, Catherine the bird Nan.
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Speaker 3: Three announced it this morning at eight o'clock. The ten
Speaker 3: thousand bucks will be going away this week. We are
Speaker 3: going to break the ten k no repeat guarantee. And
Speaker 3: what it means is today we didn't know what the
Speaker 3: song is. We asked you to give us a song,
Speaker 3: and we said we're going to pick five of your suggestions.
Speaker 3: One of these songs is worth ten thousand dollars. It
Speaker 3: will definitely be played twice this week between six am
Speaker 3: and six pm. Here are the five from your suggestions.
Speaker 4: This morning could be this.
Speaker 3: Give Me that could also be this classic Queen, give
Speaker 3: this killer from holder Notes, then Gilby that for a minutexcess.
Speaker 3: So make sure you're listening. Tomorrow morning at eight a m.
Speaker 3: Or Jack will give us a clue to narrow it
Speaker 3: down even more. From the five songs, we'll go down
Speaker 3: to one. Keep listening.
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Speaker 4: Well, thank you very much for listening. Huggy is coming up.
Speaker 3: Next title of today's show is Let Pegasus Fly.
Speaker 4: We are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: We've got five topic Tuesday, an update on our song
Speaker 3: for Melbourne and also hopefully some more grunnies. Head online
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