WEBVTT - FULL SHOW! Laura’s daughter is going through a public pooing phase

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come.

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<v Speaker 2>On, holla everyone, We're on Hello Me Tuesday, Lauren and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we feeling?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling very good except for the fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so my husband Matt and I we both had

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<v Speaker 2>the night away from our kids. So we got home

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday and let me tell you, my kids seemed to

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<v Speaker 2>not care at all that we were gone, and I

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<v Speaker 2>actually think that they liked the babysitter beter than they

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<v Speaker 2>like us. We walked in the door and Mally, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, why you would expect your four year

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<v Speaker 2>old to be excited where mommy and daddy came home?

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<v Speaker 2>And she was just like, we had the best time

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<v Speaker 2>and we don't want you to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Well did that sting?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, wait, a bit extra sting because they didn't care

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<v Speaker 4>you were leaving nine you said goodbye and you thought

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<v Speaker 4>they'd be tears.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, see, yep, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, on one hand, you want them to love their babysitter,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't want them to love them so much

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<v Speaker 2>that they could possibly replace you and they wouldn't care.

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<v Speaker 5>Babysitter was it family or did you have to hire them? No?

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<v Speaker 1>She' them just around them off. No, he's the same girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Danny, but like you know, when you've got she's

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<v Speaker 2>she makes everything fun, everything feels like a holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you're a mom, you make everything feel like

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<v Speaker 1>your mum. And yeah, and it's what the end goal is, right.

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<v Speaker 4>You want your kids to be independent, you want them

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<v Speaker 4>to be able to be with other people like for

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<v Speaker 4>these moments.

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<v Speaker 1>But as a part of you that's like just cry

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, like need me a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we were looking at photos on the plane

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<v Speaker 2>and we've been gone for five minutes, so I need them.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, we have a great show today. We're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be speaking to Aunt Middleton. He is the host and like,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you call him? The Commando of Sas, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>the commando. Yeah, he is a bit of a ball breaker.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's going to come on and talk about the

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<v Speaker 4>new series in the Middle East.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, all right, I remember when you were entertaining the

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<v Speaker 2>idea of going on that show, Britt.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh could you imagine absolutely, it would be pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Well, let's see he remembers that, Laura remembers it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see if ant does, we'll get him on next.

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<v Speaker 5>You're at the pickup ladies. Our next guest is back

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<v Speaker 5>on our televisions with SAS Australia. It continues tonight seven

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<v Speaker 5>thirty on Channel seven and seven plus. Everyone's talking about

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<v Speaker 5>this new season. It is bigger, better than ever. He's

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit if you missed the premiere.

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<v Speaker 6>Deep in the desert, they're just like a speck of sand.

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<v Speaker 5>The selection process is.

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<v Speaker 3>The most brutal, the hardest military course.

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<v Speaker 5>In the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's just sadistic.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen to him now, that's the whole that's air middles

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<v Speaker 5>are now breathing down the farm like the creepy is

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<v Speaker 5>hollo ants.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I don't know about a creep but look, I

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<v Speaker 6>think that I think.

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<v Speaker 4>That that was like absolutely perfect timing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the bomb goes off and then you

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<v Speaker 1>hear this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and usually this is filmed in like less dire

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<v Speaker 4>conditions like Australia. But what made you take this to

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<v Speaker 4>the Middle East this year because from what we've seen,

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<v Speaker 4>the conditions and the heat are next level.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we just wanted to mix things up when it

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<v Speaker 6>came to the environment, because if you have a different

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<v Speaker 6>environment with different personalities, you're going to have a completely

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<v Speaker 6>different course or a completely different show. So the desert

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<v Speaker 6>environment is one that we've operated in, you know, for

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<v Speaker 6>the past sort of twenty years, so we wanted to

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<v Speaker 6>keep it nice and current, nice and relatable. And also

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<v Speaker 6>in the desert, they one.

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<v Speaker 3>Can hear you scream, oh my God, to go.

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<v Speaker 2>And what do you think is the biggest motivator like

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<v Speaker 2>for celebrities to do this show?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I personally couldn't think of anything here that works.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what you and your athletes that have

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<v Speaker 6>retired that want to just challenge themselves again. They want

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<v Speaker 6>to see if they've got that winner's mentality still. They

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<v Speaker 6>want to see if they've still got that flame inside

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<v Speaker 6>their inside their stomachs. And then you've got people that

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<v Speaker 6>one there that want to redeem themselves. They want to

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<v Speaker 6>show what a different sight to them, a different sort

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<v Speaker 6>of outcome, and how they've changed, if they've changed. And

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<v Speaker 6>then you've got your people that just hippos, like you say,

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<v Speaker 6>you just stick the want to come and put themselves

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<v Speaker 6>through some hardship and suffering.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well I saw I was watching some of the snippets.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at it right now. Play actually while we're

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<v Speaker 4>speaking to you. I think it's Peter Bowle was one

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<v Speaker 4>of the He's an Olympic runner and he was quote

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<v Speaker 4>unquote buried alive.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was watching that and.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, that actually looks like there could be

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<v Speaker 4>a serious injury, Like it looked like you had a

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<v Speaker 4>centimeter or two to breathe. What kind of serious injuries

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<v Speaker 4>have been on there? Because I actually I actually had

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<v Speaker 4>an interview for this show two years ago, and the

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<v Speaker 4>reason I didn't end up doing it was because I asked.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what kind of injuries do people actually

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<v Speaker 1>get hurt?

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<v Speaker 3>And they were like, yeah, yeah, you know, it depends

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<v Speaker 3>on how well you listen and how how were you

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<v Speaker 3>take on board information.

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<v Speaker 6>Because ultimately what we did, as we do put you

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<v Speaker 6>your life into your own hands. When we're telling you

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<v Speaker 6>to add self of a cliff, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 6>let down that roade, you're going to come crushing down

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<v Speaker 6>pretty fast. And even if you get you know, stopped

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<v Speaker 6>at the bottom, you're still going to injure yourself. If

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<v Speaker 6>you don't listen to the detail that would give you,

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<v Speaker 6>then you know you're going to hurt yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You said that there's often people who come on their

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<v Speaker 2>warning retribution.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think from this experience.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that they're the people are always entitled

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<v Speaker 2>to that this sort of platform, it can sometimes allow

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<v Speaker 2>people to show their vulnerabilities, and it can allow people to,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, show that they're sorry for the things that

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<v Speaker 2>they may have done. But do you think that everyone

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<v Speaker 2>is entitled to have that ability to have retribution in

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<v Speaker 2>the public eye.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, entitlement is you know, who gets to choose who

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<v Speaker 6>gets a second chance, you get to third chance, you

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<v Speaker 6>get to fourth chance. You know, it's a social construct

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<v Speaker 6>out there that that puts that person in that situation.

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<v Speaker 6>So the idea of the course, and it's like that

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<v Speaker 6>on the selection process is the slate is wipe clean.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's who are you right now? We know

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<v Speaker 6>what do you bring to this world? What do you

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<v Speaker 6>bring to yourself? What do you bring to the team?

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<v Speaker 6>And can you cope under extreme pressure? So I think

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<v Speaker 6>edone deserves a second, third, fourth, fifth chance. You know,

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<v Speaker 6>as long as it's not gone on to you know,

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<v Speaker 6>to be super detrimental to anyone, then I think everyone

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<v Speaker 6>deserves deserves a chance in life. And you know, no

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<v Speaker 6>one's perfect. We've all got skeletons in our closet, We've

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<v Speaker 6>all got demons. We need to exercise and this is

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<v Speaker 6>a perfect course to do it on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I don't know about that. I'm pretty perfect

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<v Speaker 1>Middleton There everyone.

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<v Speaker 5>SAS Australia continues tonight seven thirty on Channel seven and

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<v Speaker 5>seven plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Well speaking about going rogue and going bush and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing things that are well off the beaten track.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, what have you done there?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I reckon that there's no toilets in SAS.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon people are going to have to be doing

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<v Speaker 2>a few bush peas. And now my daughter Lola, she

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<v Speaker 2>has a brand new technique for the bush peek.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's training for SAS Great yeer old.

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<v Speaker 2>Is about to join up SAS. But no, look, things

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<v Speaker 2>did not go well on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, all right, Laura's child's audition for SAS on

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<v Speaker 5>the pickup coming next.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, my little Lola, she's two years old. She I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>two is such a good age. It's a really funny

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<v Speaker 2>age because they go through these little periods where they

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<v Speaker 2>become obsessed with different things. Do you remember when I

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<v Speaker 2>was telling you recently how Laura got obsessed with wearing

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<v Speaker 2>underwear on her head and.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my favorite phase of her.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you tell She showed photos and we posted them

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<v Speaker 5>to the pickup page everye.

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<v Speaker 2>Only that because it wasn't it wasn't like a one

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<v Speaker 2>off like this kid. One day she just woke up

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<v Speaker 2>and I tried to put underpants on her bottom, and

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, I'll put a pair on my bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll put a pair on my head.

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<v Speaker 1>And then that was it. She wore that or not

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<v Speaker 1>the exact pair.

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<v Speaker 2>But every single day, every waking minute, the kid had

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of undies on her head. Now at the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going through a new phase, a new obsession that

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<v Speaker 2>she has. Her newest thing is that she is she's

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<v Speaker 2>toilet trained. Like the kid is great, she never needs

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<v Speaker 2>a nappy unless it's nighttime. But she's all over it now.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's decided out of nowhere, she doesn't really want

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<v Speaker 2>to use a toilet. She would prefer to do a bush.

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<v Speaker 4>We Well, I think that means they're not toilet trained, Laura,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's the opposite toilet train.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not doing it. Wait, wait, no, she is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not doing it in the house, she's not doing

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<v Speaker 2>it in the pants. She knows exactly when she wants

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<v Speaker 2>to go. She just has a preference and that's being

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<v Speaker 2>out in nature. She wants to go out into the

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<v Speaker 2>garden and pee behind a jacaranda bush.

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<v Speaker 5>I just need to point out the fact that you

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<v Speaker 5>don't live on property. You live in the middle of

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<v Speaker 5>a populated city. During the way that Laura says it

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<v Speaker 5>is like, yeah, bush.

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<v Speaker 1>We not kangaroos.

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<v Speaker 5>And I can see your neighbour's kitchen from your house.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been with your backyard, Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally there's so much concrete. It's full on suburbia where

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<v Speaker 2>we live. But we do have a little bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a garden, like we've got a backyard, butere there's some grass.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>We never used to have grass, and we moved into

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<v Speaker 2>a new place and it has a backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>So she has become obsessed.

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<v Speaker 2>And I would say, no, ninety percent of daytime wheeze

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<v Speaker 2>are done in the garden.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, I think you figured out, you know how Laura

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<v Speaker 4>had that big conundrum where she's like, all the plants

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<v Speaker 4>in my yard and dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I can figure it out a couple of it. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to backtrack, Laura.

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<v Speaker 5>Ninety percent of daytime wheeze is so much, so do

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<v Speaker 5>you just go where's my child. Oh she's popping the

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<v Speaker 5>squat above the Jacaranda bush.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't really care, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really Most the time it's fine, But every so often,

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<v Speaker 2>when we're at the park or whatever, she'll do the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. She'll say, Mom, I've got to do a

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<v Speaker 2>bush wi And I was like, Darline, there's a toilet

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<v Speaker 2>right there. And then she finds me on it and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, fine, go there's a go behind that

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<v Speaker 2>bush over there.

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<v Speaker 1>So public in decency, got it. Yeah, she's two, she

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<v Speaker 1>can get away with it for a bit longer.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we were at the park a couple of days

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<v Speaker 2>ago and I had Marley, so Molly it was with me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's four, and she was with me on the slides.

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<v Speaker 2>And Laura was like, mummy, toilet, mummy toilet. I was like, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>go get your daddy and he'll take you to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So she walks over and I just assume she's gone

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<v Speaker 2>to go and get dad to take it the toil

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<v Speaker 2>because we are in the park and there's lots of people,

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<v Speaker 2>and this little bit of time passes and this woman

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<v Speaker 2>comes up to me and she goes, excuse me, I

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<v Speaker 2>think I think your daughter's going to the toilet, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, yeah, sorry, she's she's just doing

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<v Speaker 2>a bushway like as though it's not that weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Standing at the park. The kids do right, like little

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<v Speaker 1>kids will do a bushwie at the park. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And she goes, oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The woman walks away, but she I could tell something

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<v Speaker 2>was like she obviously had to be in a bonnet

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<v Speaker 2>about the bushwie.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't cool. She's not cool, mom, Okay, she had

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<v Speaker 1>an issue with it. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of seconds later she comes back over and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so so sorry to interrupt you. And I know

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<v Speaker 1>you said your daughter's going to but she's doing.

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<v Speaker 2>A poo behind the swings park dump.

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<v Speaker 1>Bush pe to park dump. She didn't even go behind

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<v Speaker 1>a bush.

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<v Speaker 2>She did a poo in the middle of the park,

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<v Speaker 2>behind mons lauraa.

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<v Speaker 1>Dumped anywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, who's that child going down a slide? Oh wait, no,

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<v Speaker 5>it's a tur We.

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<v Speaker 2>Had no toilet paper, no nothing, don't even take baby

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<v Speaker 2>wipes with us anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>And my kid did a dump in the bar.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually am shook her. You are going to start

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<v Speaker 4>to get some proper complaints.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you pick it up with? You got to

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<v Speaker 1>pick that up. You don't leave it dump in the park.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and got a pooh bag. Don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>doggy bag. I took the docky bag.

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<v Speaker 2>And picked it up and then tried to also wipe

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<v Speaker 2>the barn with a doggy bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we had a chat.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her she could do bushweeze, but she can't

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<v Speaker 2>do park poos.

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<v Speaker 1>She accepted these rules. She's too she doesn't care what

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<v Speaker 1>I say.

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<v Speaker 5>It's still with her team.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, she's going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be leaving it, you know how like most kids when

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<v Speaker 4>you leave, like the cookie crumbles, so you know your way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just down the slide, it's a poo trail.

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<v Speaker 4>Then on the swings there she.

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<v Speaker 5>Is on the burn children. You know they're a special breed,

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<v Speaker 5>all right, everyone, Next on the show, we have documented

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<v Speaker 5>girl math here on the show before it and Brittain Laurie,

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<v Speaker 5>you've taught it's what girl math is. There's a new

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<v Speaker 5>trend in town called gay math and oh yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>and now I'm about to blow your mind ladies. And

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<v Speaker 5>you can't say anything else because if you do. It's

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<v Speaker 5>homophobic and I'll cancel Youaha.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to listen to your talk at us

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<v Speaker 1>between and that's next on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 5>Gay math Now, Britt Laura on the show, you girls

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<v Speaker 5>have brought to us the trend that's taken the world

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<v Speaker 5>by storm. That is girl math, and that is you

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<v Speaker 5>guys can speak to it. You're the girls on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>What is girl math?

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<v Speaker 2>A very easy kind of example of this is, say

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to buy some expensive shoes. Girl math would

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<v Speaker 2>be justifying the cost, the overall cost of the shoes

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<v Speaker 2>by the amount of times that you're going to wear it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you divide the overall cost by you know, three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred days, and then that gives you the actual cost

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<v Speaker 2>per wear.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, Laura, I'm all for girl math.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>And we've had girl math, we've had guy math. But

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<v Speaker 5>now let me introduce you to the only math that

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<v Speaker 5>I've ever been interested in in my entire life. If

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<v Speaker 5>only this was a subject a high school. It is

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<v Speaker 5>gay math. Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>So we know about girl math, and we know about

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<v Speaker 7>boy math, and now it's time for gay math. Let's begin.

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<v Speaker 7>If it takes fifteen minutes for a regular person to

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<v Speaker 7>get there. It's gonna take a gay seven point five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>All you have to do is a vibe by two.

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<v Speaker 7>If there's four siblings in your family, one of them's gay.

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<v Speaker 7>If there's three siblings in your family, one of them's gay.

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<v Speaker 7>If it's ninety five degrees out, you order a nize coffee.

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<v Speaker 7>If it's ten degrees out, you order an ized coffee,

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<v Speaker 7>A plus B equal C. If someone looks at you

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<v Speaker 7>one to two times, they're not interested in you. If

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<v Speaker 7>they look at you a third time, that's the love

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<v Speaker 7>of your life.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's gay math.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls, Not one of those things made sense to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It did to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's three siblings in my family and one

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<v Speaker 2>of them is gay, so that one was a very

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<v Speaker 2>straightforward piece of math equation. It worked in my household.

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<v Speaker 1>There's four in mind, and none of us are gay,

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<v Speaker 1>no that they know of you.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're a matt, you're brunette, and you had gold jewelry,

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<v Speaker 5>So don't question gay math. Brittany Hockley, thank you. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna take you to school if you girls don't mind,

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<v Speaker 5>I've got some time.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it feels like a really jazzy school as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Gay math sounds fine, jazzy school, you've never sounds and

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<v Speaker 5>a straighter all right, So more gay math on the fly,

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<v Speaker 5>Britt and Laura. If the party begins at six and

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<v Speaker 5>I get there at ten, in fact, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Early, okay, But because that's literally what you do anytime. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>anytime there's a deadline, anytime that there is a required

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<v Speaker 2>time that you need to be at something, we need

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<v Speaker 2>to tell you to get there half an hour earlier

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<v Speaker 2>because you are always late and it's a terrible quality.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct.

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<v Speaker 5>But I'm gay, so I'm earlysh But.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not it's not a hall pass right.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not behymophobic. One month a one.

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<v Speaker 1>Month to throw that turn around, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>A one month relationship for a straight couple is one

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<v Speaker 5>month they've been together one month. A one month relationship

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<v Speaker 5>for a lesbian couple is three years.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that. Yeah, okay, I Britt, I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know why.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because women are so intense and we share everything

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<v Speaker 2>about ourselves and so we instantly have deep conversations and

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<v Speaker 2>we're already talking about spending our lives together and everything

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<v Speaker 2>else at the one month mark.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, every gay friend that I have has like fallen

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<v Speaker 4>in love, gotten married, engaged kids didn't like.

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<v Speaker 1>Two well done.

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<v Speaker 5>As you're picking up, you're picking up game map. If

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<v Speaker 5>I scream at a sport match embarrassing, But if I'm

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<v Speaker 5>screaming at a concert iconic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah, I agree, I agree, it's cream ash makes Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Why don't I test you?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 5>I've given you enough examples of gay math.

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<v Speaker 1>You can answer this for me.

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<v Speaker 5>If a twenty one year old and a twenty eight

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<v Speaker 5>twenty eight year old straight couple of dating, that's a

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<v Speaker 5>seven year age gap. But if a twenty one year

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<v Speaker 5>old and a twenty eight year old a dating in

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<v Speaker 5>the gay world, how big is that age gap?

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch? Can you repeat the question? Yeah, If a.

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<v Speaker 5>Twenty one year old and a twenty eight year old

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<v Speaker 5>straight couple of dating, seven year age gap. If a

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<v Speaker 5>twenty one year old and a twenty eight year old

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<v Speaker 5>gay couple of dating, how big is the age gap?

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<v Speaker 1>One year?

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<v Speaker 5>The age gap is non existent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mitch, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know why you're doing this, and it's because you're dating

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty one year old and you want us to

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<v Speaker 2>say it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, if you need to convince yourself it's all right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all right. Midge had this very crush on this kid.

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<v Speaker 1>What his plates on his path?

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<v Speaker 5>Still up and run with that, But that was this

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<v Speaker 5>was self serving and I didn't think it would go

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<v Speaker 5>down this path.

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<v Speaker 1>What past did you think, Gameth?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that I can end the show at any time.

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<v Speaker 6>We're going on.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting gay math means by