Speaker 1: Just posted the Black Couple of Mitches. Yeah, please yourself
Speaker 1: for the rude shocks of young adulthood? Can you post
Speaker 1: videos to YouTube?
Speaker 2: What sort of a question is that? Can I send
Speaker 2: letters at the post office?
Speaker 1: Now? Michuli and Mitchell coos, Hello you are you? Oh?
Speaker 1: We're back in the studio home base.
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 1: It was beginning to become like we were the podcast
Speaker 1: of the Willy Wonka Family, just like doing it from
Speaker 1: beds every fucking week.
Speaker 2: I know it felt like that.
Speaker 3: I don't mind doing it from home occasionally, but it
Speaker 3: started to get a bit ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It got too much when we ordered in fifty dollars
Speaker 1: worth of cookies and then ate them on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this podcast is going downhill fast.
Speaker 2: I believe they were that expensive.
Speaker 1: And I paid for them. I need to get the
Speaker 1: receipt to the business and get that refunded, Reimburst reimbursed. Okay, sure, no,
Speaker 1: I don't mind.
Speaker 2: It was to deal with the I been off the claim.
Speaker 2: I would have thought, how are you you're good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good, I'll tell you why. Actually, Oh really got a
Speaker 2: very specific reason that there's a spring in my step.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're a ring on your finger, I'm not engaged.
Speaker 2: First break up room is now you're going to start
Speaker 2: an engagement roomors are you?
Speaker 1: Well? I've had a shit of a year love. Whyse
Speaker 1: so you can you know you've got to bring it home?
Speaker 3: Well, you can talk Sean about that. Actually, I don't
Speaker 3: know why I assume he'd be the one to propose.
Speaker 1: No, it's too that, it's too soon.
Speaker 2: Would no, No, I don't want him to.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, why is it that I expect him
Speaker 3: to be the one to do it and I wouldn't
Speaker 3: do it?
Speaker 1: Well? He who put it in? Here? Who put it on?
Speaker 1: That's the old say kip for Jenese. She she is
Speaker 1: shaking her head. She completely agrees.
Speaker 4: Yes, I agree, Yes, Sean will be the one.
Speaker 1: That's a biblical quote. That's one of the three three
Speaker 1: wise men said that. He said it to Mary.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should just take everyone by surprise and I'll
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I wouldn't do that. I'd be mad
Speaker 1: if you propose to me, if we were together, it
Speaker 1: would just pissed me. I would want to do it.
Speaker 2: Don't wear the pants. In every other sense, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Something weird about it?
Speaker 2: What wicking about me doing it.
Speaker 1: No, in the context of you and Sean. And then
Speaker 1: the funk was that Sean? Oh my god, he just
Speaker 1: said the subject is will you marry me?
Speaker 2: This would only happen in the studio.
Speaker 1: Wow? How fucking that come from your job?
Speaker 2: To figure that out when coming out?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, what's wrong on? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'm not used to this.
Speaker 2: Your web fit?
Speaker 1: I turned it on, fixed it?
Speaker 2: Oh good? The sound affairs bad.
Speaker 1: Everyone misses the sound effects.
Speaker 2: That's one of the things I like about being at home.
Speaker 1: Or shut up effect. It's been a while since you've
Speaker 1: had the sound effects, but they're here. I'm exhausted. Apologies
Speaker 1: to everyone who's like Mitch sounds like he's you.
Speaker 2: Seem a bit manning. No, he like, relax a bit?
Speaker 1: All right? You want me to sing?
Speaker 2: Oh I'd love you too? Actually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do not?
Speaker 2: The only part you remember?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: I know it?
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised you are. I've been rehearsing. Get ready to
Speaker 1: be by the way when I walk away?
Speaker 2: Already wrong?
Speaker 3: Ever, escay now while Mitch louises his ship over there,
Speaker 3: this feels like a good time?
Speaker 2: Is thening to that?
Speaker 3: You know that we're taking a week off next week
Speaker 3: because his fucking demanding schedule in his fuckedtber as we're
Speaker 3: calling it, is taking toll.
Speaker 2: So just a week off, that's all we need.
Speaker 1: I'm not well, I'm not well. I've got nothing left
Speaker 1: to give, so I'm giving nothing.
Speaker 3: So where are you going to be next week? Well,
Speaker 3: this week, as the episode is, you're going to be
Speaker 3: in fucking Brisbane, gold Top.
Speaker 1: I've just been in Melbourne. Then this week I'm driving
Speaker 1: to camera on a tour bus.
Speaker 2: On bus I was talking to the day they got
Speaker 2: you a fucking coach.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm on tour. I'm on I'm on a
Speaker 1: Greyhound and it's organized by Live Nation and the tour
Speaker 1: manager Jamie, who's a lovely guy. It was like, all right, everyone,
Speaker 1: don't forget five am. Start to get on the bus.
Speaker 1: And I said to where? I said to camera from
Speaker 1: Sydney and I said, why aren't we flying? And he
Speaker 1: went I did. I crunched the numbers and it's the
Speaker 1: same amount of time on a bus door to door
Speaker 1: then getting on a plane.
Speaker 2: But the beauty of flying there is that you're not
Speaker 2: on a bus.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly it a fucking bus and there's no
Speaker 1: toilet on the bus.
Speaker 2: Isn't there?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Why was that? Exactly where my head went as well?
Speaker 2: I asked the quit that's.
Speaker 1: What I want to sit on the bus? I said,
Speaker 1: is there a toilet on the bus? He said no,
Speaker 1: there's no wife to do. Most do pits. So Canberra.
Speaker 1: I would have just done Melbourne at the Palais and
Speaker 1: then Canberra and then Brisbane and then Gold Coast all
Speaker 1: in one week.
Speaker 3: So literally, there literally wasn't a spare moment where we'd
Speaker 3: be able to get in the same room together next week.
Speaker 2: And I thought I could get a fill in, but
Speaker 2: I could do with a fucking week to So just
Speaker 2: one week, that's all. That's all.
Speaker 1: It's all we're doing, you know, just three percent better.
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. Sorry, it's not the end
Speaker 1: of the show. I was ready to wrap up. It's
Speaker 1: been so much fun that we sold out the State Theater.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, oldest theater in Sydney. And I blamed a
Speaker 1: pooh on Rebel Wilson. What do you mean, well, the
Speaker 1: theater has it it's so old that it hasn't been renovated.
Speaker 1: So the toilet system isn't good. So under this.
Speaker 2: It's still at State Theater. Yeah, never noticed.
Speaker 1: Well, no, in the in the backs. Have you been
Speaker 1: backstage in the green rooms. It's an old, old, old, old,
Speaker 1: old green room made of wood panel.
Speaker 2: And actually I have been in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tiny, it's small, old, and the toilet is
Speaker 1: in the dressing in the dressing room, it's just in
Speaker 1: a door. Anyway, I did the world's biggest pooh, horrific,
Speaker 1: like we've been in nothing, but goes me to Gomez.
Speaker 1: So I do it poop and then I come out
Speaker 1: and then Rebel Wilson's just arrived. So Rebel Wilson goes
Speaker 1: into her other dressing room and then everyone goes, what
Speaker 1: the there's a possum in the in the in the air.
Speaker 1: Some thing has died.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was Rebel Wilson doing that? She was
Speaker 2: the guest we interviewed.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, anyway, so she comes in and she goes
Speaker 1: to her dressing room every and goes, what's that smell? Like,
Speaker 1: guys don't make a big scene, but Rebel just boo
Speaker 1: because I knew they wouldn't question it because she's an
Speaker 1: ally celebrity from bridesmaids.
Speaker 2: And no one's going to give her a shit about
Speaker 2: the sheet.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, but it was actually me. So now everyone's like you,
Speaker 1: like Rebel was great, But can you believe she did
Speaker 1: that massive turn?
Speaker 3: Could people actually smell anything? Or could you just throw
Speaker 3: her under the bus as a preemptive strike.
Speaker 1: No, it was tactical because there's no ventilation in the
Speaker 1: State Theater. It's old, old, no windows, It's under concrete
Speaker 1: in the middle of Sydney anyway.
Speaker 3: So I never understood the embarrassment about shitting, and like
Speaker 3: everyone knowing, especially in this workplace, it was such a
Speaker 3: big thing.
Speaker 2: If someone went into the bathroom and.
Speaker 3: Smelled a turd, it'd be the talking point of the office,
Speaker 3: like someone did a shit, who do you think it was?
Speaker 2: And I'm just like everyone's ships. Who gives a fun.
Speaker 4: On my team, there's one person from sales or something.
Speaker 4: We call her the pooh Lady. Why because whenever we
Speaker 4: go in there, she's pooling.
Speaker 1: Jenna, that's awful.
Speaker 4: I didn't come up with it.
Speaker 1: But you definitely throw it. You ridicule her.
Speaker 4: I don't ridicule her.
Speaker 2: Poor Nitty.
Speaker 4: It's not Netty. I love Ntty, like.
Speaker 1: Everyone sheats ye, But it depends on the group you're with,
Speaker 1: Like the right the Kiss FM team, they will ridicule
Speaker 1: a turd, but you, me and Jenna I wouldn't like
Speaker 1: if you guys did a pool, wouldn't care.
Speaker 3: Even if it smelled. I wouldn't make a big deal.
Speaker 3: He's dealing with cats ship like smell worse than that.
Speaker 1: So we do god awful things in that part of
Speaker 1: the world. You know, that's the least about worries.
Speaker 2: We truly do.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying god awful things. They're blissful and very enjoyable.
Speaker 1: But it's just it is in that area of the world,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, every one knows that.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, Hi, it will be a big show. It's
Speaker 1: your first time listening. We start every show with it.
Speaker 1: Is it me, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's and yours
Speaker 1: just put you in a good mood? Did you say?
Speaker 2: Yes? Definitely interesting?
Speaker 1: All right, Well you could start with yours because mine's
Speaker 1: merely an observation and I need both of your phones
Speaker 1: for it, and it might piss you off, it might
Speaker 1: expose you so maybe we get your good news out first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I can do that.
Speaker 1: Are you convinced?
Speaker 3: What do you need my bloody phone for? I feel defensive.
Speaker 3: I don't have to touch it, you can, don't have
Speaker 3: anything to hide.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'll just direct you and you can play
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah. Also, we should say on the show
Speaker 1: today we have an update.
Speaker 2: No, I think you'll find that's on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Oh and there's a whole section of the show dedicated
Speaker 3: to for announcing the Wednesday episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, it's still getting it's a new structure
Speaker 1: of the show. It's like when you it does take time. Man.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, All right, should I do my agent? Mitch
Speaker 1: is going first? Wow?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Not well, it's totally up to you.
Speaker 2: Why don't you make the call, Jenna.
Speaker 4: Why don't you decide, let's go with let's give you
Speaker 4: a break, let's go with Coombs.
Speaker 2: Yeah right?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Just one hour of sleep? Not sound like much, but
Speaker 3: makes a fucking difference.
Speaker 1: Oh, the difference between seven hours and eight hours.
Speaker 2: You can feel it one hundred percent. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: you know how Sean calls me every morning on the
Speaker 2: way to work. So when we first got together.
Speaker 3: In his old job, he at a nine am start,
Speaker 3: so i'd set the alarm for eight am and then
Speaker 3: he'd ring me by eight thirty when he was on
Speaker 3: the road.
Speaker 2: Then he got the new.
Speaker 3: Job this year, as you know. Yes, good on him,
Speaker 3: and it starts an hour earlier.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we're starting at eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, starts at eight, which means me setting the alarm
Speaker 3: for seven, him calling around seven thirty or so.
Speaker 2: And I didn't want to be an asshole.
Speaker 3: Because we've already got this tradition if he calls me
Speaker 3: every day other.
Speaker 2: Way to work.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to be like, well, you're starting an
Speaker 3: hour early, now, are you. That's a new problem. I'm
Speaker 3: not fucking joining you on that. I'm not altering my routine.
Speaker 3: I thought that'd be a dog at so out of solidarity,
Speaker 3: I went right, right, I'll change my routine as well.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, it's killing me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, And you haven't had a heart to down
Speaker 1: and told him yet.
Speaker 3: I don't think I need to tell him because it's
Speaker 3: quite obvious that my energy level is so much lower
Speaker 3: with the one hour earlier, because I'm barely out of it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I have no sympathy for you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know.
Speaker 3: Well that's why I thought I'll cope with getting up
Speaker 3: an hour earlier, like seven am.
Speaker 4: You've done it before, Yes, I've got a bloody.
Speaker 2: Thirty every morning for four years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you weren't indebted to someone else, You didn't
Speaker 1: have a lover. You just had to worry about yourself.
Speaker 2: What's that good to do with anything?
Speaker 3: It's still getting up early as fuck, And I thought
Speaker 3: if I can cope with that, I can get up
Speaker 3: at seven nine now.
Speaker 1: But you were doing that for yourself. Now you're doing
Speaker 1: it for someone else, which is very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it does help me.
Speaker 3: That's why we started doing the phone calls, because like,
Speaker 3: if I've had a conversation, it kind of wakes me
Speaker 3: up a bit.
Speaker 1: God, I hate to be so rude, but what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about? What do you have to
Speaker 1: update him on?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: The Chris Pixer in the bowl, the milk is now in. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying what is there to talk about your day?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 3: There's no rhyme or reason, and it's usually talking about
Speaker 3: anything and everything from the day before or whenever.
Speaker 1: I know that makes me jealous.
Speaker 2: You don't get suck your conversation sounds beautiful.
Speaker 1: He's driving, he's on Bluetooth in his car.
Speaker 2: Is yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: And I found it helpful at the start. We when
Speaker 3: it was an hour later when he called me around
Speaker 3: eight thirty, because sometimes I could go like all day
Speaker 3: and then talk to someone and go, oh god, this
Speaker 3: is the first time I've spoken all day. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: it just kind of got me alert first thing in
Speaker 3: the morning. But fuck the hour earlier, I was just
Speaker 3: dead to the world and I go back to sleep
Speaker 3: after I got off the phone. I don't know what
Speaker 3: it was. I just could not adapt to this routine.
Speaker 3: But today, as of today, yes, they've pushed his start
Speaker 3: time back fin an hour.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got an extra hour of sleep, and ah,
Speaker 2: it's changed. I feel amazing.
Speaker 1: That's where the elation's coming from.
Speaker 3: Yes, it made a huge difference because by the time
Speaker 3: he called it eight thirty, I was already up in
Speaker 3: a I had a coffee in me already, and so
Speaker 3: much better this way.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you knew the night before, so you got
Speaker 1: to plan ahead and get the sleep in. Huh, you
Speaker 1: knew the night before.
Speaker 3: Changed my arm changed the bloody Alexa routine that it
Speaker 3: wouldn't wake me up.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's been blissful, I can imagine. So what do
Speaker 1: you do? You wake up, You get your errands done,
Speaker 1: and then you can chat while you're doing stuff too.
Speaker 3: I don't really have errands first thing, as I wake up,
Speaker 3: just like a normal person. You know how you wake
Speaker 3: up and do skincare and make a coffee whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's not anything groundbreaking my morning routine.
Speaker 1: But so you've noticed the extra hour sleep you can
Speaker 1: feel it in your body.
Speaker 2: Well as of today, Oh, it was just so much better.
Speaker 3: I was way more switched on in the conversation, Like
Speaker 3: I having to switch on at seven.
Speaker 2: Thirty when I've just woken up. It's hard, not fucking easy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very hard, you know what I've noticed. Even if
Speaker 2: I get eight hours but I fall asleep after midnight,
Speaker 2: I'm still tired, like my brain sometimes.
Speaker 4: Know.
Speaker 1: It's like if I go to bed at ten ten
Speaker 1: thirty and get eight hours sleep and wake up at
Speaker 1: seven thirty, I just feel better. But if I get
Speaker 1: the same amount of time but it's pushed back, it's
Speaker 1: somehow like once you pass midnight or you get to
Speaker 1: one am, your body's like, you still fucked me over
Speaker 1: by going a bit late.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's like a hangover thing.
Speaker 2: So true.
Speaker 1: Sleeper is so important.
Speaker 3: Well, now that my alarm is set for eight to
Speaker 3: get eight hours sleep, I can go to bed at midnight.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm hoping.
Speaker 3: That I am just hardwired not to do that so
Speaker 3: that I get even more sleep.
Speaker 1: Don't do it, because you'll get that hangover. Your body knows,
Speaker 1: the brain knows you fucked me over you went to
Speaker 1: bed late. Don't do it.
Speaker 3: Like those nights when I just can't stop watching a
Speaker 3: particular Netflix show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just like.
Speaker 3: One more episode, one more episode, and then it's one
Speaker 3: thirty and then Life Before Sean b Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course I could just adapt. When I woke up,
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, well I went to bed at one thirty,
Speaker 3: I'll wake up at fucking ten thirty.
Speaker 2: I still felt gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, love that I got up at eight
Speaker 1: thirty every morning, regardless. My alarm is set for eight thirty,
Speaker 1: and I always.
Speaker 2: I've got the same routine.
Speaker 1: Now, I goes, no, we isn't it weird that we
Speaker 1: get up at the same time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, because this morning I woke up earlier than
Speaker 3: the LA I think maybe I'm new to.
Speaker 2: The early wake up now. Yeah, oh your body set
Speaker 2: even on weekends. I haven't slept in an ages.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I don't think Actually I lie. Jenna and
Speaker 1: I were at the radio awards on the weekend, yes,
Speaker 1: last weekend, and I woke I went got home at three,
Speaker 1: went to bed at four, and I woke up at
Speaker 1: one pm.
Speaker 2: Oh wowstly fuck? Yeah, oh my god, stuff around.
Speaker 1: Fuck. I don't think I've caught up since I'm not
Speaker 1: plus the tour like everything, like my sleeping schedule is fucked.
Speaker 1: Then I woke up at one, I'm like, what time
Speaker 1: is it? Probably ten? One? Wow? Yeah I heard different birds.
Speaker 1: I'll how I knew this ain't my eight Oh yeah
Speaker 1: I did. That's a magpart.
Speaker 2: Do you have like the routine before bed, like a
Speaker 2: nighttime ritual?
Speaker 1: Yes? Every night?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? So I do a the radio show every night.
Speaker 1: I come home. I get home by about like ten
Speaker 1: ten thirty.
Speaker 2: You can skip all this and just go to the
Speaker 2: before bed bit.
Speaker 1: And I drive my carts. I put e ten in it. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I scab. Yeah, I'm not paying for premium. I have
Speaker 1: a shower cleanse skincare, but that's a real succinct version, okay.
Speaker 1: And I have a hair crescant, one of those hair
Speaker 1: braid things you put that you put on your It's
Speaker 1: like a headband and then it keeps your hair out
Speaker 1: of your face.
Speaker 4: Mine has like oh, mine's like mine.
Speaker 1: Looks like a croissant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your hair is always in a ponytowel. Why
Speaker 3: would you need one?
Speaker 4: Because some of the strands get on my face and
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, baby, I've started putting on eyebrow growth serum
Speaker 1: and it's working.
Speaker 4: Oh really, the fuck?
Speaker 2: You've just got forty different serums in your day.
Speaker 3: I couldn't be pat I do. Don't talk about the sinct.
Speaker 3: I need a succinct skincare routine. I can't be fun
Speaker 3: doing all those different.
Speaker 1: Oh I've got so many whatever, you know. My newest
Speaker 1: hack is I get my Dyson and turn it on
Speaker 1: cold and then like my blow dry, and then I
Speaker 1: blow it on my face so the serum is set quicker.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know that I want.
Speaker 2: To do that.
Speaker 1: It's really good, really good, And then I just stare
Speaker 1: at it, and in three seconds it's settin. Yeah, time
Speaker 1: for the retinal.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what retinal is. I here you
Speaker 2: mention it all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's anti aging.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The way I said that word meant I had more.
Speaker 1: There was a comment it's an agent's anti.
Speaker 2: It's like anti aging. Go on, I insist spit it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the really good benefits.
Speaker 2: You just sound American. They've got a question.
Speaker 1: That's actually funny. Let's just start putting commas next everything.
Speaker 3: Anyway, my bit time routine, you know what I do.
Speaker 3: I don't peep the phone in the room. I think
Speaker 3: I've said that a million times.
Speaker 1: That's incredible.
Speaker 3: And then I also have a little essential oil diffuse
Speaker 3: pop a bit of lavener in there or something, Yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 3: And then I've got my Alexa set to just start
Speaker 3: playing sleep frequency music around eleven. Some of the time
Speaker 3: I go to bed, there's already like go to sleep
Speaker 3: music playing pop. An eye mask on wow out like
Speaker 3: a lot. I fucking love an eye mask forces you
Speaker 3: to keep your eyes closed.
Speaker 1: I've got a heated ie mask that you charge heat war.
Speaker 1: It's probably gonna it's probably cooking the front lobe of
Speaker 1: my brain.
Speaker 3: But why would you want hot eyes? I've never thought
Speaker 3: my eyes are freezing.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't because your eyes don't really have nerves.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of like the socket. It kind of
Speaker 1: just heats your head up. It's very lovely, but it
Speaker 1: made me break out in my eyebrow area, so I
Speaker 1: don't like it.
Speaker 4: It's really lovely.
Speaker 1: I went from a recommendation to a complete total do
Speaker 1: not buy.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 3: My bedroom is the only room that is an air conditioned.
Speaker 3: I don't need to be heating my face up anymore
Speaker 3: than it already is.
Speaker 2: It's not blush of fuck.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm worried about. Now that summer's kicking in
Speaker 1: and I'm at mum and Dad's. There's no air con
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what do you mean there's no air
Speaker 1: They don't ever conditioning. What the houses? They're just row
Speaker 1: dog in it. It's like it's essentially a cave with
Speaker 1: a door.
Speaker 3: That kind of blows my mind. It just feels like
Speaker 3: it's always been cool there.
Speaker 1: No wow, Okay, anyway, all right, Well I'm glad you've
Speaker 1: you get your one hour extra sleep.
Speaker 2: Oh it's perfect.
Speaker 1: You deserve it.
Speaker 2: It's perfect. He was hung over its fuck this morning,
Speaker 2: mind you.
Speaker 3: I was gloating about God, I feel so much better
Speaker 3: with this routine, and he's like, shut up pretty much.
Speaker 1: And we're benefiting from a bright and sprightly mit exactly.
Speaker 3: What about Jenna's nighttime routine? There could be something to
Speaker 3: learn from that. She's going to bed early.
Speaker 2: It's fuck.
Speaker 1: That's very true, Jenna. So you get the boulder and
Speaker 1: you roll it out of the cave.
Speaker 4: Yep, I roll it out.
Speaker 2: I go in.
Speaker 4: I put some my meditation on, and then I rolled
Speaker 4: the bolder back in and I fall asleep with Connie
Speaker 4: on my legs, on your legs.
Speaker 2: But then you kind of stuck there. You can't move. Yeah, ah,
Speaker 2: fuck that.
Speaker 1: So you lie there with the fear to move otherwise
Speaker 1: your cat will freak.
Speaker 4: Well, no, she won't freak. She'll think I'm playing with her,
Speaker 4: so she'll start nimbling, So I don't move.
Speaker 2: I couldn't handle having Connie as a cat.
Speaker 1: I love my so skittish. When I walked into the
Speaker 1: house when we went over the other day, she looked
Speaker 1: at me and, like like a Halloween ornament, she reared
Speaker 1: up on her four legs.
Speaker 2: I think she's got a fifty's a bit temperamental, and.
Speaker 1: She jumped on the kitchen island bench and wheneverthing.
Speaker 2: Because you're like, hello, that's true. You do come in
Speaker 2: a bit hat. Isabella hates that too.
Speaker 4: In your hand.
Speaker 1: I didn't, actually I did. It was very obnoxious, you said, Connye.
Speaker 3: You've got to approach them with like hush tones, like
Speaker 3: Sweetie has come in all guns blad.
Speaker 4: Connie reapted to Mitchell, was very different to you.
Speaker 1: Totally. I've got dog energy. Dogs love me.
Speaker 2: It's true. Actually you've got dog energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if you had a tail, it'll be waggon,
Speaker 3: it'd between your legs, Like, oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Totally. If I could lick my cock, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Well, you're pissing syncs. So where do you draw the line?
Speaker 2: Do you cock your leg when you do that as well?
Speaker 1: No, don't be silly. I'm not an animal.
Speaker 3: I just feel like there's so much to unpack there
Speaker 3: By the way, we really brushed that under the carpet.
Speaker 3: Mitch mentioned last week that sometimes he just pisces in
Speaker 3: the sink.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I've done it at work.
Speaker 4: Oh no, are you serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the natural hide. It's the same hid as everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're washing your hands.
Speaker 2: There was God brushing my teeth a dog?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 2: of mitches.
Speaker 4: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 3: Coming up in our Wednesday episode, episode one sixty eight,
Speaker 3: the return of Talkback Tings. It's back everyone's favorite segment.
Speaker 3: Last time we did a pollo that that was three
Speaker 3: years ago, so things could have changed.
Speaker 1: A long awaited return of talkback Tings.
Speaker 3: I will say that I've discovered the most wholesome talkback
Speaker 3: Grady show ever.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you love listening to talkback.
Speaker 2: No, not really, it's been a while.
Speaker 3: That's why we haven't had talkback things because I haven't
Speaker 3: been listening.
Speaker 1: Well that's true. But you, I think, would be one
Speaker 1: of the youngest talkback listeners in Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the whole idea. You hear some cooked shit
Speaker 3: on there. Yeah, most people our age don't listen to
Speaker 3: talk back radio.
Speaker 1: But don't worry.
Speaker 2: Anything good we'll bring it to you here.
Speaker 1: I often wonder if there's another podcast that listened to
Speaker 1: FM radio then laugh at things they say, and if
Speaker 1: anyone's ever ridiculed me because I've said some dumb shit
Speaker 1: like what oh plenty, Just it's the same as this podcast.
Speaker 1: You just say things sometimes anyway, talkback things back next.
Speaker 2: Week, yes, not next week, It'll be on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Fuck, you're not the full quid today, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Having a break next week we are because of you.
Speaker 1: Right, it's not because of me.
Speaker 2: It's not speaking of because of you.
Speaker 1: Oh good segue.
Speaker 3: So coming up in episode one sixty eight, we've got
Speaker 3: the jingles to show you. Yes, we've been talking about
Speaker 3: the brand new text line YEP for the podcast. We
Speaker 3: want everyone to be able to memorize that. The best
Speaker 3: way to do that is a catchy jingle. So I'm
Speaker 3: going to be playing those to you two. You've not
Speaker 3: heard them.
Speaker 1: Yet, No, we haven't heard them.
Speaker 3: But I actually posted them on my Instagram last night,
Speaker 3: but I blocked you both so you wouldn't see them.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 2: You will be hearing them for the first time? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just in viewing my story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes me sad. Why we're going to judge
Speaker 1: it because I feel like we're darmb. I feel like
Speaker 1: the Wolve's been pulled over my eyes, which it has.
Speaker 2: But then I didn't want you to have to come
Speaker 2: in here and like react. I want a genuine react. Okay,
Speaker 2: I will say that Oscar and I fucking nailed it.
Speaker 2: He did the vocals and they're beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hard to choose between the top two
Speaker 3: jingles that landed on Roving Reporter.
Speaker 1: Oscar moonlights as a singer, and he has recorded them
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, that's Wednesday's episode fucking gorgeous. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: shall I do my gym?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go on, let's get into this.
Speaker 1: Is just can one's YouTube homepage tell you everything you
Speaker 1: need to know about that person?
Speaker 2: YouTube?
Speaker 1: I think hear me out. It is more. It tells
Speaker 1: more about someone's inner psyche than a TikTok algorithm. TikTok algorithm,
Speaker 1: you know it can be. It's a bit sort of
Speaker 1: mismatched all over the place. YouTube. You're going to search
Speaker 1: for things TikTok you just kind of laugh and like,
Speaker 1: so it goes. I think they like this. But you
Speaker 1: go to YouTube to watch things, to search things. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're looking for that content. It doesn't find you. You
Speaker 1: find it. So I was on a date recently. It's
Speaker 1: someone that I've been seeing. I'm the same person they've
Speaker 1: been talking about. And they got their phone out to
Speaker 1: show me a video, and on their homepage was Lada
Speaker 1: del Ray Live, Lady Gaga in Vegas, the best of
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams. And I'm like, those three videos being suggested
Speaker 1: tells me everything I need to know about this fucking person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1: And then they go, ohyeah, I watch these all the time,
Speaker 1: and I go, that is so true. So Mitchell Jenna,
Speaker 1: I'll pull mine out, but let's pull up so I'm
Speaker 1: not going to refresh, We're going to open up my YouTube.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: The first one is on which is Tricksy and Katia,
Speaker 1: which is very gay. Do you know there's too much No.
Speaker 2: I hear the names all the time, but I'm not
Speaker 2: actually familiar.
Speaker 1: They're kind of like asked at drag queens, right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: in a weird way. That's very on brand. Next one
Speaker 1: is Oh Choy Savann on hooking up with straight.
Speaker 2: Men watching Choicevan interviews, and.
Speaker 1: I definitely would Oh. Conan O'Brien, This podcast my favorite podcast.
Speaker 1: I listen to O'Brien.
Speaker 4: This is my favorite podcast.
Speaker 2: I would agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joan Rivers best pickup lines. That's very I love
Speaker 1: Joan Rivers. You keep going oh oh an Architectural Digest video. Oh,
Speaker 1: they're good, Sarah Paulson's house.
Speaker 2: It's all based off your history obviously.
Speaker 1: Of course I watched those the Israel Palestine conflict a
Speaker 1: brief history. I actually searched that because I was very
Speaker 1: confused and I wanted to be educated.
Speaker 2: It is handy watching YouTube videos for that kind of shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally more choice, Savann, Jimmy Fallon, like it is
Speaker 1: me to a t. That's all. That's my brain. That's
Speaker 1: what's going on up there.
Speaker 2: Well, you're not actually gonna get much love on my
Speaker 2: YouTube homepage.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, do you want to have a look?
Speaker 1: Am I holding front? Oh?
Speaker 2: Madge?
Speaker 1: You go to Mitch's homepage and it says your watch
Speaker 1: history is off? Oh why did you do that? You
Speaker 1: watch all CD stuff?
Speaker 2: You know? Why?
Speaker 3: No, No, not even ceedy stuff. It's just because like,
Speaker 3: is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Is anyone else paranoid about your search history or your
Speaker 2: recommended videos showing up on a TV screen when you've
Speaker 2: got people at your hat?
Speaker 1: Oh? My, God, Yes, well that's what happened on this day.
Speaker 1: This twink was mortified that I could see he wanted
Speaker 1: to pull it away.
Speaker 2: See, I hate that feeling, so I just turned it off.
Speaker 2: It doesn't keep track of my history search or viewing
Speaker 2: history at all. Oh, would you go a little bit
Speaker 2: annoying because sometimes I'm like.
Speaker 3: Where is that YouTube video was watching? But for the
Speaker 3: most part, it's such a relief totally.
Speaker 1: It would absolutely terrify me if that would have happened.
Speaker 1: If my oh the mine's not that bad. You know
Speaker 1: what's worth my search history? If my search is came up.
Speaker 2: I hate that when that happens.
Speaker 3: If you connect YouTube with the TV and you got
Speaker 3: a bunch of friends over and you go to search
Speaker 3: something and there's all your search history.
Speaker 2: Under there, I hate that.
Speaker 3: But now instead of showing my search history, it just
Speaker 3: shows trending searches. So one of my friends might be like,
Speaker 3: why the fuck were you searching fee for World Cup?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I didn't.
Speaker 3: There's a flame emoji, not a magnifying glass emoji next
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 2: It's trending my search.
Speaker 1: Now it's got the little upward arrow that day, a
Speaker 1: little arrow that moves up and down, Yes, all right.
Speaker 3: What I also hate is when you connect Spotify to
Speaker 3: a TV and it just brings up every podcast you've
Speaker 3: ever listened to.
Speaker 1: It's how to fix a podcast?
Speaker 2: That kind of shit.
Speaker 3: And so I've been trying to figure out how to
Speaker 3: stop Spotify from doing that, because if I'm visiting someone
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, can I put a song on,
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, just connect your Spotify.
Speaker 2: Okay, I forget it.
Speaker 3: I don't like people analyzing all the things I've been
Speaker 3: listening to. Not I don't have anything to hide. I
Speaker 3: just don't like that feeling.
Speaker 1: I agree, you know what, it's also kind of connected.
Speaker 1: But when I've had the breakup, fucking how I would
Speaker 1: go and search what my ex was listening to just
Speaker 1: to make sure that he was listening to sad How
Speaker 1: did you know that? Because we followed each other on
Speaker 1: Apple Music and it shows you what they're listening to.
Speaker 1: Live my god. Yeah, I like listening to right now,
Speaker 1: just listen to have listened to this week? And if
Speaker 1: there was an ounce of a BPM above eighty, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't sleep. I'd be like, how fuck are you seriously? Jenna?
Speaker 1: What's on your homepage. I can't wait for Equestrian.
Speaker 4: This is quite disturbing, the moment cops realize a body
Speaker 4: is in the house. We found patient blood in an untouched,
Speaker 4: abandoned hospital. How I get cat hair off my couch?
Speaker 1: Send that to Mitchell?
Speaker 4: That handy exploring an abandoned mall.
Speaker 3: This is so rough, This is so it's very genus
Speaker 3: Troy Sevin not hooking up with straight neck.
Speaker 2: Oh here's another origem on the fly YouTube.
Speaker 3: It's become a little bit shit, like search for something
Speaker 3: if I search with something.
Speaker 4: Very specifical, what you mean, like what?
Speaker 2: I don't know you think of anything that you might
Speaker 2: have searched.
Speaker 4: Like how to find a dead body in a house?
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, how to find a dead body in a house.
Speaker 3: It'll just randomly throw in a nine news video or
Speaker 3: something like that. The search function has become really shit
Speaker 3: on YouTube or like a random YouTube short. It's trying
Speaker 3: to prioritize like shorts trending things rather than what you've
Speaker 3: actually searched.
Speaker 1: That's the thing I go. All these apps are trying
Speaker 1: to be like the biggest at which is TikTok so
Speaker 1: even Instagram. It's like prioritizing reels and random content and
Speaker 1: you go. You guys were built for a purpose.
Speaker 2: Just stick it out.
Speaker 1: You'll be fine. People will still use you for that purpose.
Speaker 1: Same as youtubet.
Speaker 3: YouTube is like one of the only things where it's
Speaker 3: a specific reason that you go to YouTube.
Speaker 1: Agree exactly, I completely agree. Anyway, if you're single and
Speaker 1: you're going on dates, ask the date to show them.
Speaker 1: Show you your YouTube homepage. I think it tells you
Speaker 1: a lot about them.
Speaker 2: I'm not going on dates centertime soon, So Jenna write
Speaker 2: that down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll show that. Actually, clear yours because you're not
Speaker 1: getting a second date to that rye.
Speaker 2: You don't want them to see it. You can just
Speaker 2: do my hack, turn the search history off.
Speaker 1: Do yourself a favor. All right, what are we up
Speaker 1: to now? There's the time of talkback tings?
Speaker 2: No, that's Wednesday?
Speaker 1: What days? I'm not what do we have we have
Speaker 1: to do a segment here?
Speaker 3: No, we're done now, this is we're wrapping the Monday episode.
Speaker 4: It's ending.
Speaker 1: Ah, but it's front Sorry, sorry, sorry, we need to go.
Speaker 2: Oh are you asking what date it is? Today? Is
Speaker 2: in when we're recording? Because you're that fucking out of it.
Speaker 1: Look I'm gonna plug an oxcord into my brain currently.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm hearing. That was actually such a
Speaker 1: nice moment of micro sleep for me.
Speaker 2: Fuck you ra nackad aren't you?
Speaker 1: I'm fuck you really are?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do feel that you need a week off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you for blessing me.
Speaker 2: Guys, Yeah, you need it.
Speaker 3: I hope no one gets the rag on about us
Speaker 3: having a week off, because when you think about it,
Speaker 3: you were well entitled to a week off during that
Speaker 3: heartbreak period.
Speaker 2: But you're fucking pushed through.
Speaker 1: I pushed through that whole time. It could be wrong,
Speaker 1: even a week when it happened. There was a week
Speaker 1: where we had a cheeky al right, heyfiel In, I
Speaker 1: remember thinking, and that was because I think she was
Speaker 1: about to hit the fan.
Speaker 2: That was literally September last year.
Speaker 1: No, but she did hit the fan, I remember. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: never discussed that publicly. Interesting. Well, thank you for the break.
Speaker 1: It'll be good rapping, are we? Yeah? Play the music?
Speaker 1: Fucking hell all right, Wednesday we have talkback.
Speaker 3: Tinks yes, correct, as well as the jingle reveals you
Speaker 3: two haven't heard. Yes. Some people who follow my Instagram
Speaker 3: have had a little teeth of both of them, but
Speaker 3: we're going to play them in full.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, I'm excited, so exciting. We'll see you guys
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. I hope you're enjoying. And if you've got
Speaker 1: feedback the two episodes a week, let us know, send
Speaker 1: us a message. We were one of the only shows
Speaker 1: that indoors feedback and sometimes you're such bastards.
Speaker 2: That's true. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: One of these days we have to go through the
Speaker 3: survey monkey we did.
Speaker 1: I think we should do that very soon, because that's funny. Jenna,
Speaker 1: people hate you. Sorry, that was really true. I know
Speaker 1: it's so rude. It's not true. Jenna's just my go to.
Speaker 3: There was one person in the Serve and Monkey. They
Speaker 3: weren't criticizing Jenna or saying they don't like her. They
Speaker 3: just said, I've noticed that she likes to laugh at
Speaker 3: Cherry's jokes a lot and sometimes repeat his jokes.
Speaker 1: Ah, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I repeat, as.
Speaker 3: In, like, if you say, why did the chicken cross
Speaker 3: the road to get to the other side, she'll go.
Speaker 2: To get to the other side.
Speaker 4: I do that, I admit, but.
Speaker 2: Apparently specifically him, I was like, notice, but you don't
Speaker 2: do that for me.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what happened Jenna. At the Radio Awards,
Speaker 1: someone came up to me and said, can I get
Speaker 1: a photo? I said, of course, no worries seven dollars
Speaker 1: and I just got my tyler out and they pay
Speaker 1: past and then they said, oh my god, and I said,
Speaker 1: you know that's Jenna too, and they were because they
Speaker 1: didn't know. They're like, what Jenna?
Speaker 2: And then what did they say? They were a listener about, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a podcast.
Speaker 1: We're at Darling Harbor, I remember, and then we go, that's
Speaker 1: Jenna and they went, can I get a hug? And
Speaker 1: they got a hug with you? And then you were
Speaker 1: laughing and they're like they actually said, wow, she actually
Speaker 1: just does laugh like on this. She just laughed at you.
Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, she's my laughing track. It's true,
Speaker 1: and they loved you.
Speaker 3: People sometimes ask me, actually, someone at your birthday party,
Speaker 3: I remember who. They asked me, is Jenna putting any
Speaker 3: of that on? I'm like, no, No, that's her. That's
Speaker 3: known her for fucking seven years. That's nothing, and that's
Speaker 3: always been her.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you how she entered your birthday?
Speaker 1: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So like mister.
Speaker 2: You know how I put money on the fact that
Speaker 2: she wasn't going to come.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I offered to, like, let's catch the train
Speaker 3: together as a way of kind of dragging her there,
Speaker 3: and she didn't take me up at that, so I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: she's not going to come, let's just say you're me right, Okay, Hi, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is the entrance.
Speaker 2: I'm going to walk through the door.
Speaker 1: Right, exciting, that's my side gate, the side gate.
Speaker 2: This is Jenda walking into your house to your backyard.
Speaker 4: Right, okay, this is fun.
Speaker 1: Sean Jean John John cynicism.
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 1: She walked straight up to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did. Mitchell was the first person I saw,
Speaker 4: and I did say I'm here.
Speaker 1: Got that looked like an animatronic at Disney Mouth.
Speaker 3: She's a huge green on her face. It was kind
Speaker 3: of a fuck you, like, see I did.
Speaker 2: I'm here.
Speaker 1: She had a fifty minute train ride to come up
Speaker 1: with an entrance like you're a guest on Will and Grace.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, we were leaving, won't we? I think, can
Speaker 2: I say?
Speaker 1: Did you on the fly? I miss guest entrances on
Speaker 1: sitcoms we're talking about say, for example, to Will and
Speaker 1: Grace and Will and Grace are in there in their
Speaker 1: New York apartment, going God, and my cousin Nancy's in
Speaker 1: town and she's going to show up at any moment anyway.
Speaker 1: Then the door, Who's that The door opens and then
Speaker 1: it's Patricia Kett doing a guest spot as as Will's cousin,
Speaker 1: and she opened and she just stands it and then
Speaker 1: the live audience. But then it's such an unnatural amount
Speaker 1: of time for a human to stand like. They don't
Speaker 1: say anything, I know, they just stand and smile, and
Speaker 1: then they go to speak. Then the crowd goes again
Speaker 1: and they've got to go.
Speaker 2: I find it so cringe.
Speaker 3: At the end of a friend's episode, they'll just like Tableau,
Speaker 3: they'll just pause as the audience laughs and the credits
Speaker 3: roll and they'll just be standing there, frozen, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is not how humans talk and interrupt.
Speaker 1: Who came up with the sitcom? It's fucking dumb.
Speaker 2: I know, it's it's so unnatural when you think about it.
Speaker 1: But it's such a fun format. The laugh track when
Speaker 1: we're basically a sitcom.
Speaker 2: Here, Jenna's our laugh track and we have.
Speaker 1: Guess in let's just pause for the audience at home
Speaker 1: to be applauding. Sean's empty here to talk about fertility
Speaker 1: in men because we're all screaming at home.
Speaker 2: Should we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're supposed to be sorry, we should go. Thanks
Speaker 1: for living. Yeah, I'll see you on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: To finger bash the notification bell. Please. We don't want
Speaker 2: anyone missing our Wednesday episode.
Speaker 1: Bash it baby, See you Wednesday, guys, catch you soon.
Speaker 2: Bye? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 3: Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 3: On the end, we attend the show's done and then
Speaker 3: we just keep talking shit for a little bit. A
Speaker 3: couple of people with add having a debrief. That's where
Speaker 3: the name comes from.
Speaker 1: What we're doing, correct. I'm a bit nervous. I've got
Speaker 1: the show, the live show on Friday at the Palais
Speaker 1: Theater in Melbourne, and I've invited a boy to come
Speaker 1: and it's going to be our first day. But technically,
Speaker 1: well I'm not going to see him. He'll just watch me.
Speaker 2: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 4: That's weird?
Speaker 1: Is that weird?
Speaker 2: It's arrogant more than anything. Yeah, come on to me
Speaker 2: on stage. I mon't even say hi beforehand.
Speaker 1: No, it came out you're.
Speaker 2: Going to do a meet and great after How much
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not a date, it is a date. We
Speaker 1: met on a hinge and the banter was cute. The
Speaker 1: man to Instagram?
Speaker 2: Do you match on hinge? If is in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: He was near me at the moment. You know how
Speaker 1: hinge is like location based.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because you've got a radius on there.
Speaker 1: Yes, So he was clearly in Sydney near me, and
Speaker 1: he was cute and I matched him. Then we matched,
Speaker 1: oh right, and then I said, oh, what are you
Speaker 1: doing this weekend? He's like, I'm in Melbourne, don't shoot me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm in Melbourne this weekend. He's like,
Speaker 1: let's get drinks and I'm like I'm only there for
Speaker 1: like twelve hours.
Speaker 2: And you're like better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead of going to drinks like normal fucking people,
Speaker 3: you can just watch me do a ten minute opening
Speaker 3: act and then you have to sit through these two
Speaker 3: podcast girls that you've never heard of.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't know how to sell it. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'll be on for ten minutes and then I'm gone
Speaker 1: for two hours.
Speaker 2: And then is he paying for it? No?
Speaker 1: No, I put him on the door.
Speaker 2: Oh right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so he's like, I'd love to come, and I said,
Speaker 1: do you have a girlfriend that loves his podcast? I
Speaker 1: might just message all your white girlfriends one of them
Speaker 1: no life on cut. So he came back and said,
Speaker 1: I've got a friend that likes them.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, So he's going.
Speaker 1: To come, and then he's like, do we have time?
Speaker 2: But the friend is there? That's even weirder now.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, and then what he's like, I met. I
Speaker 1: don't even know this guy. We've been talking for twelve
Speaker 1: hours at this point. We just met. So I have
Speaker 1: a date Friday night. But then afterwards, I'm I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to see him, very weird. They're going to
Speaker 1: make me this. I will, but it's going to be
Speaker 1: like that meet and greet you two have with that ridiculous,
Speaker 1: wicked woman Jemma.
Speaker 2: Jemma, what makes her ridiculous?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 1: It's not ridiculous? But the photo I find very funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not really funny.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you know you laughed Now you made it sound
Speaker 3: like it's funny, because it's not. Did she play alphabet,
Speaker 3: alphabet goodness, I'm going towards the og alphaba gen Twigs.
Speaker 1: I'm going next Sunday night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah on a date, no doubt is a date. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are they in the cart then you're not going to
Speaker 2: talk to you?
Speaker 1: Oh that big? Yes, they're playing Linda.
Speaker 2: Linda good Fish. Yeah, you don't deserve to see Wicked
Speaker 2: on I do.
Speaker 1: I can appreciate musical theater.
Speaker 2: You call her Linda the good Fish an alphabet?
Speaker 4: Did you buy these tickets?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Of course you didn't buy yours either, Mitchell that was opening.
Speaker 4: That's different and Mitchell's a fan. You're not.
Speaker 1: Oh, buy a snow globe?
Speaker 2: How did you get the freebies?
Speaker 1: I was invited to the premiere and I couldn't because
Speaker 1: I was on air, and they said we'll get you
Speaker 1: a mate good and then I'm finally doing the make
Speaker 1: good tickets.
Speaker 2: Right. Okay.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. This person I'm going on a
Speaker 1: date with wants us to wear a costume because it's
Speaker 1: the Halloween weekend. And he said, hey, do you want
Speaker 1: to have fun on the date? And you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm like good said yes, and he goes, we're wearing
Speaker 1: costumes what are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Go with the pumpkin? What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Can you go the pumpkin?
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about it.
Speaker 3: Or get one of those stupid inflatable costumes where it
Speaker 3: looks like the does carrying you.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm riding a dinosaur. Yeah, it's the date. Let
Speaker 1: me check. It's going to be the twenty night. So
Speaker 1: it's just it's the weekend of Halloween, so if anyone's
Speaker 1: having a Halloween party, it'd be that weekend. So it's
Speaker 1: so yeah, he said, I want you to wear an outfit.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go as a cowboy.
Speaker 2: What it's a wicked We know you can't.
Speaker 1: What do I go as a witch?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Boy a boy, witch, a witch?
Speaker 2: I don't want a monkey?
Speaker 3: Why because there's flying monkeys in the show. You're a fan,
Speaker 3: you'd know that.
Speaker 1: See no evil? He know evil, no evil, one of them.
Speaker 2: Take your pick. Or you could go as a goat.
Speaker 2: Why doctor Dilloman.
Speaker 1: He's a is he like? Is he half got half human?
Speaker 2: Should?
Speaker 1: How the fuck do they act that?
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's central to the whole plot, that animals
Speaker 3: can talk, but then the evil with that of starts
Speaker 3: silencing animals, because.
Speaker 1: Then the tornado takes her house.
Speaker 3: That's not the house, and just start fucking diving on people.
Speaker 3: Go to the tornado. You just got a ribbon on
Speaker 3: a stick. Twirl it around your head the whole time.
Speaker 1: Who's the one with the stockings because she's under the house,
Speaker 1: the wicked Witch of the West.
Speaker 2: Of the East, East, her sister. Yeah she dies, Yeah
Speaker 2: a house full?
Speaker 4: Is there?
Speaker 1: One of every in every aspect?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He's the wicked witch to the south.
Speaker 1: Is interesting because you're North. Were you in with Sean?
Speaker 1: You're the wicked Witch of the North in Sydney, okay,
Speaker 1: And I'm crinala South. You're the wicked Witch of the North.
Speaker 1: I'm the wicked Witch of the South.
Speaker 3: And then East is dead, Heat is perished, and West.
Speaker 3: I'm not spoiling what happens to the wicked Witch of
Speaker 3: the West. You just have to watch the musical.
Speaker 1: We sung it. I know what happens.
Speaker 2: No, that's not it now.
Speaker 1: That's before intermission.
Speaker 2: Correct anyway, So.
Speaker 1: I'll be going a wicked as a cowboy.
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't do that. You can't go as
Speaker 2: a yellow brick road.
Speaker 1: Go as toto yea little maltestereo. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get prosthetics. Do you think is it a red flag
Speaker 1: or a green flag to dress up? This is like
Speaker 1: fifth sixth date.
Speaker 2: I mean, if it was me, i'd be saying fuck that.
Speaker 4: I think it's really funny, but not to the theater.
Speaker 1: It's a bit disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Like if you're going as a cowboy to Wicked, it's.
Speaker 4: Just ridiculous, silly, and that is disrespectful.
Speaker 1: And they'll be good seats because they're like they're free comps.
Speaker 1: I'll be right at the front in a fucking cowboy hat.
Speaker 2: It's just so it doesn't match. You're not fitting at all.
Speaker 3: Like imagine if I went to a Titaning exhibition as
Speaker 3: a Marigo. It doesn't make any sense. There's no correlation whatsoever.
Speaker 3: I went to a Star Wars convention as Shrek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting that.
Speaker 2: That's not how it works.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it. I'm getting it interesting. Yeah, I went
Speaker 1: to the Easter show. Is Princess Diana.
Speaker 2: Loved the show.
Speaker 1: She would be swamped. She couldn't turn up. She could
Speaker 1: she actually she actually could.
Speaker 4: She wouldn't be swamped. People wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't know she's dead.
Speaker 2: She but she could a ghost? Thanks ghost.
Speaker 1: Is that the wall Worth Superdome being hit by the
Speaker 1: wind at a weird angle? Or is that Princess Diana?
Speaker 1: I love the super Dome. I love I love the
Speaker 1: Eastern Show.
Speaker 2: I don't get Jenna started.
Speaker 4: Did you know I interned twice there at the Easter Show?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why she ended up hurting goats on studio tamps.
Speaker 1: It's such a dumb thing to say, as well interned
Speaker 1: the East Show. It's like saying I intended India, Like
Speaker 1: the Easter Show is.
Speaker 4: Huge in the media center.
Speaker 1: You should have been more.
Speaker 3: You know where I was an intern where the ARIA
Speaker 3: Awards what? And I had to fetch Osha Gunsberger coffee
Speaker 3: And just today, about an hour ago, we ran into
Speaker 3: him and Mitch goes, oh, this is Mitch by the way,
Speaker 3: and he says, nice to meet you, And I.
Speaker 2: Thought, do I tell him that we've actually met? Little baby?
Speaker 2: Mitchell fetched him a coffee?
Speaker 1: What did he drink?
Speaker 2: I can't bloody remember?
Speaker 1: Well then how can he remember you?
Speaker 2: That's true?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Wow, full circle moment for you.
Speaker 4: Can we talk more about the US to show?
Speaker 1: I think we'd done on that front. I love the
Speaker 1: Easter Show me too. I interned it to GB same Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, of course we've discussed.
Speaker 2: Interned at Smooth FM. God that was a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Wow. Who was the host, Bogart Torelli.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, she was gorgeous, sweet.
Speaker 3: But I only did like one day of the actual
Speaker 3: content team. I was doing an internship within the integration team,
Speaker 3: so I just spend all day fucking packing up Michael
Speaker 3: Booblaze CDs to send out.
Speaker 1: I don't get how they how they get away with it.
Speaker 1: They're like smooth their fam brought to you by Michael Buble.
Speaker 1: I was listening to this s mooth the other day
Speaker 1: and an uber would never voluntarily listen, and Katie Perry
Speaker 1: Firework was on.
Speaker 3: Whene They've really fucked the format. It used to just
Speaker 3: be really slow, chill seams and now they just hit.
Speaker 4: Shuffle And I was in an uber they were playing
Speaker 4: smooth ill gross and Justin Bieber's Baby came on.
Speaker 2: Yeah see that's not smooth.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: It used to just be like they would literally play
Speaker 2: somewhere over the Rainbow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Don't like it. I don't like smooth.
Speaker 4: No, m prefer WSFM cool.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of WSFM, Jenner and I were at the
Speaker 1: Radio Awards. We missed you, Mitchell, Yes we did. It
Speaker 1: would have been great to have you there, It really
Speaker 1: would have. And god, it was a boring night.
Speaker 2: It was. You know, I was going to say, don't
Speaker 2: wish I was there. I didn't have any fone, my whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it would have been good just for the
Speaker 1: three of us to be there. We would have been
Speaker 1: on separate tables because Jenna and I were separated on.
Speaker 4: Yes, I was on table seven.
Speaker 1: I was on table twenty five. How the fuck did
Speaker 1: you pull table seven?
Speaker 4: Because got best on air team, I got best on
Speaker 4: air station. You have, but team wins against station.
Speaker 1: I was a table twenty five. A nosebleed.
Speaker 2: James in a manner like the top dogs of the
Speaker 2: industry this year apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good on you guys won. That was good.
Speaker 1: The opening number was interesting, which they did a segment
Speaker 1: a gag. The host Jimmy and Nath did a gag
Speaker 1: called Octo Boldfest. Well, there was a host from every
Speaker 1: from every radio station. It was like a For the
Speaker 1: first time in accra's history, we're bridging the divide between
Speaker 1: rival stations. So someone from NOVA host to Joe Creasy,
Speaker 1: someone from today a FM Jimmy Nathan, and someone from
Speaker 1: AARM Robin Bailey. Bailey, Oh yeah, bloody got her up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They were great that they did to think called Octo
Speaker 1: Boldfest and they got up and they said we need
Speaker 1: to celebrate the unsung heroes of the industry, bald men.
Speaker 1: And then they had bald hat caps and were throwing
Speaker 1: them into the crowd for people to wear. And then
Speaker 1: they called me out in the middle of the show
Speaker 1: and said, Mitchell Chury, we all know you're wearing a wig.
Speaker 1: Someone pulled it off him. Yes, and then someone behind
Speaker 1: me pulled my hair.
Speaker 3: Oh would you ever do that, like wear a wig
Speaker 3: if you started to lose your hair.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wear a week, but I'd go to Turkey
Speaker 1: and I'd get a transplant. Oh wow, and strictly Turkey
Speaker 1: because I get my teeth done. Well there, Venise, but
Speaker 1: your teeth are good, thank you. Apparently it's I had
Speaker 1: a friend that recently got it two thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: Turkey for what And does a head transplant.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it include like a package?
Speaker 1: Yes, it includes yeah, because you need like a week
Speaker 1: of you can't fly for a week after or something
Speaker 1: because the swelling in your brain or your head, so
Speaker 1: they put you up in a hotel. Five Stars transfers Mercedes,
Speaker 1: Benz Champagne. On arrival in Australia, it's like fifteen grand.
Speaker 2: That's why I once a week off. I've just figured
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be so transparent, I'd be talking about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so my hair is real.
Speaker 3: Can I just say it is especially freezing in here today?
Speaker 3: What the fuck's going on?
Speaker 2: Like? My hands are so cold?
Speaker 1: Oh it's nineteen degrees. Yeah, I'll put my under my
Speaker 1: pits of Jenna, Why do you look.
Speaker 2: My under your pit?
Speaker 1: My hands?
Speaker 2: Oh right, I was looking.
Speaker 1: No, my hands are under my armpits to keep them
Speaker 1: warm because it is cold. Fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'm just not used to it because we've not
Speaker 3: been in the studio for like two weeks. But oh,
Speaker 3: I don't remember it being this freezing.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: The last time we were in the studio was for
Speaker 1: my birthday episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, because we got the.
Speaker 1: I got the gifts and you played the sound effects.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say gifts again, I've got the gifts.
Speaker 1: What am I saying? It? Weird?
Speaker 2: Just go one more time? Gifts. It sounds like you're saying, oh, I'll.
Speaker 3: Just give you the GISTs, but with a gift gifts,
Speaker 3: no gifts, gifts?
Speaker 1: What do you want to say? Gift?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but it is hard to put an ass
Speaker 2: on the end of that.
Speaker 1: Gifts, gift, gifts, fists.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean that you just abandoned the tea
Speaker 2: like it doesn't exist. I got gifts, say it a game.
Speaker 1: Gifts, stop it.
Speaker 2: It's the unbridled confidence that comes with it as well.
Speaker 1: Gifts gifts.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I can't go to dinner to night.
Speaker 1: I work night chits, I'm gonna have to take the stairs.
Speaker 1: Every single one of the building lists is broken down.
Speaker 1: That's hard. You swallow that, you try.
Speaker 4: Jenner, No, it's too hard.
Speaker 1: You can't think of a rhyming one.
Speaker 4: No, I'm too tired.
Speaker 2: I love Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: O my god, that's enough. All right, we probably should go.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, that was abrupt.
Speaker 1: We don't have to. We can stay. My pits are
Speaker 1: warming my hands. I'm fine, I could stay.
Speaker 2: It's up to you.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a season. Desists from Rever Wilson's desist. Well,
Speaker 1: someone who do you think a kiwie person talking about
Speaker 1: a family member that's deceased would just say yeah, no
Speaker 1: and dis yeah she's deceased. Desist.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we this podcast made you feel at least oh
Speaker 3: actually fuck what?
Speaker 2: Hold on? While I'm on that topic, I got two
Speaker 2: messages last week.
Speaker 3: Well, we got two messages last week, Unice and Aiden.
Speaker 3: They pointed out that, you know this whole three percent
Speaker 3: better thing. When we started doing that, it was originally
Speaker 3: two percent better, inspired by that tiverd as scumbag, so
Speaker 3: it was two percent, and then on our three year
Speaker 3: anniversary up to it to three percent better. Yes, now
Speaker 3: that we've had our four year anniversary, it technically should
Speaker 3: be four percent. But because we're doing two episodes a week.
Speaker 2: Should percentage get splits in two, So we're back where
Speaker 2: we fucking start far back to two.
Speaker 1: So we're back to two. Technically you're getting four a week.
Speaker 3: Correct four in title. So we hope this podcast made
Speaker 3: you feel at least two percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's a hold on.
Speaker 1: I argue, though, if we're doing two episodes, each episode
Speaker 1: should still have the same amount of daily improvement.
Speaker 3: I can't be fucking putting myself under that sort of pressure.
Speaker 3: People feel eight percent better every week.
Speaker 2: I don't have it in me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's not for that guarantee.
Speaker 1: That's almost ten percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking hate.
Speaker 1: So two percent better as where we're at, and then
Speaker 1: next year will be three, which will be six no.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, well next year it'll be our five year anniversary,
Speaker 2: so it'll be two point five.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: Hell, at this rate, you won't make it.
Speaker 1: So we're doing two. Yeah, okay, alright, all right, kick
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: So we do gorgeous, lovely all right, everyone, see ya
Speaker 1: on Wednesday. Thanks for listening to the show. Five stars,
Speaker 1: Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you listen.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll catch you back soon. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4: Bye bye bye.
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