Speaker 1: Why it's Mitchell Mitchella.
Speaker 2: Now, while we enjoy a little break over Christmas and
Speaker 2: New Year's, our third wheel, Jenna, who's here with us
Speaker 2: every week, is going to be soldiering on as a
Speaker 2: one woman show.
Speaker 1: It could be awkward, it could be great.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 1: This is the Jenni Fling. Hello and welcome to episode
Speaker 1: three for the Jenni Flying. Today we have two guests,
Speaker 1: Pallen Hello, and we have Steph Hi. You might remember
Speaker 1: them from the Moderator Games. They were both successful and
Speaker 1: they moderate our secret Facebook group. How are you doing
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 3: I like it, but I have a little joy in
Speaker 3: denying people that don't answer the question.
Speaker 1: I love that. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Well, we have a great mentor, i'd say, so we
Speaker 2: learn it from you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I really appreciate that. But let's
Speaker 1: move on to the top five. So if you've listened
Speaker 1: to previous episodes of IJIM, you would know that Mitchell
Speaker 1: Koombs likes to do a top five of things. So
Speaker 1: today's show is ultimately going to be produced by Calum
Speaker 1: and Steph. So what are we doing today?
Speaker 2: Well, Stefan, I've been chatting off the cloud and we
Speaker 2: thought ever since we heard about your cat nails, Jenna, Yes,
Speaker 2: we could get your opinion on the top five cats.
Speaker 1: What a beautiful idea. I love that so much.
Speaker 3: Classic, we're doing our top five. We're talking about your
Speaker 3: cat nails and cats.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank perfect. I just wish you both were here
Speaker 1: in the studio with me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know what we might do in these times,
Speaker 2: don't we exactly?
Speaker 1: Exactly? So let's let's get onto it. Let's start, all right.
Speaker 2: So I've got left here with me that step and
Speaker 2: I have been chatting about. I figured we'll go through
Speaker 2: each one and then at the end we'll rank them all,
Speaker 2: or Jenny, you can rank them, because we'd love to
Speaker 2: hear your input.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: Number one. I thought i'd start with the cat that
Speaker 2: you're very familiar with, one that you've spent a lot
Speaker 2: of time and have gotten to know really well. It's
Speaker 2: the great thinks of Geezer in Egypt.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, he has all so many memories, so many memories.
Speaker 1: That is a great one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We thought we'd touch back to your roots, Jenna and
Speaker 3: found someone you loved.
Speaker 1: I really did love. I loved them so much. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a bit teary here, but oh great, great,
Speaker 1: great choice.
Speaker 2: Lovely, I love it. Our next one, we've got Hello Kitty.
Speaker 2: I think Steph you had a bit to say about
Speaker 2: Hello Kitty.
Speaker 3: Hollo Kitty. I is my all time favorite cat. Ever
Speaker 3: you can fight me, Jenna. I want Kelly Kitty to
Speaker 3: be number one. But let's talk about how diverse she is.
Speaker 1: Let's do that.
Speaker 3: She's never aged, she has many, many lawless costumes. She's international,
Speaker 3: and she has beauty products to help you smell and
Speaker 3: look amazing just like she.
Speaker 1: Well, well, well, well you've got me there. That is
Speaker 1: a good one. Do you remember do you remember when
Speaker 1: there used to be Hello Kitty stores?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh that was the best.
Speaker 2: Everything.
Speaker 3: Yes, m m, I mean there's even hollow Kitty jelly beans,
Speaker 3: like that's how amazing?
Speaker 1: Is my god?
Speaker 2: You make a strong case. I mean, I'm second guessing
Speaker 2: what my number one was.
Speaker 1: She's very good.
Speaker 2: She is there.
Speaker 3: Remember Jenner in This Life when you're in high school
Speaker 3: and every girl used to wear like impulse just to
Speaker 3: smell nice. Yes, I remember the Hollow Kitty bubblegum one.
Speaker 1: Oh that was that was actually my personal favorite, and.
Speaker 3: Talking about it, I can smell it.
Speaker 1: I can too. That is a great one. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Callie Callum, you have to do a bit better.
Speaker 2: You're right, Well, that's favorite. Our next is someone who
Speaker 2: I connect with because he's quite lazy, the classic Garfield.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Garfield, very.
Speaker 2: Relatable, king of the newspaper comics, you know, epitome of laziness.
Speaker 2: What else does he love? Eating coffee? Lasagna? Who doesn't
Speaker 2: love lasagna these days?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 2: I know hates Monday's any hate diet? I mean, need
Speaker 2: I say more?
Speaker 1: He's one of us, He's one of us.
Speaker 3: He's pretty much describing all our idiots.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, and I mean especially the two main
Speaker 1: idiots who are on this show.
Speaker 3: Good ones and that jewelry.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is a very very good one. Garfield. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have picked that, but now not, I'm rethinking this list.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's true. Well, speaking of the other idiots on
Speaker 2: this show. Yes, I did get a cease and desist
Speaker 2: flash threats in the mail if I didn't include her.
Speaker 2: Clever girl Isabella.
Speaker 1: Oh clever. Yes, she is a clever girl. I must
Speaker 1: give you that.
Speaker 2: I love her. She's so gorgeous and when Mitchell puts
Speaker 2: up the videos of her and she's talking in alien
Speaker 2: tongues or something. It just makes my heart.
Speaker 1: Melt alien tongues. You say, no, she's making perfect sense
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: So oh, I'm so sorry. I haven't had a translator
Speaker 2: on hand on poor Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh that's totally fine.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: And our last one, which I think arguably was number one,
Speaker 2: is dear little Connie.
Speaker 1: Oh, my con con.
Speaker 2: We could not include her in this five. But where
Speaker 2: are you going to rank her? Is a real question.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, exactly, very good point.
Speaker 3: But she's vision.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is tough. Okay, So we've got Egyptian sphinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: from my past. We've got a whole lot of history there.
Speaker 1: We have Helen, we have Hello Kitty, we have Garfield,
Speaker 1: Clever Isabella and the cutie pie Connie. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: gonna This is tough, Like I don't like ranking my
Speaker 1: fellow cats, but a cat's got to do what a
Speaker 1: cat's got to.
Speaker 3: Do's Jenna, Yes, I have a story. So I can
Speaker 3: tell this story to distract you while you make your
Speaker 3: final decision.
Speaker 1: Please, yes, yes, please do so.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, listeners, me and Callum have been talking
Speaker 3: on the cloud for some time because he is absolutely
Speaker 3: amazing and He's so good to talk to, very open
Speaker 3: minded and lovely. And we were talking about like segments
Speaker 3: we could do for Jenna's you know, side projects, and
Speaker 3: we'll all the ideas I came up with was similar
Speaker 3: to igems, So we'll try to find what's something unique.
Speaker 3: And one thing that came up was like, what's something
Speaker 3: that you learned as an adult that you should have
Speaker 3: known when you were younger? And I told Callum that
Speaker 3: it wasn't until like probably twenty thirteen I found out
Speaker 3: that cats actually don't tap nine lives.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When she told me, I was like, oh, yeah, love.
Speaker 3: No no one told me. No, one said, oh that's
Speaker 3: a myth. Or so, and I was at dinner with
Speaker 3: my friend and she was telling me that her cat
Speaker 3: had an accident. I'm like, oh, well, how many lives?
Speaker 3: When she got left? Is this her first one that
Speaker 3: she's gone?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh?
Speaker 3: And she was like, are you fucking kidding me? I
Speaker 3: was like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: So you're walking around putting tallies on these different cats
Speaker 2: that you see in public? Yes, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, this is the best story ever.
Speaker 3: So then I love of cats and that story led
Speaker 3: us to this segment.
Speaker 1: Is the best seguay I've ever heard. That is beautiful, brilliant,
Speaker 1: nine lives.
Speaker 3: And amuses you, Jenna Callum.
Speaker 1: That is Oh, thank you so much for sharing that.
Speaker 1: That has brought me so much joy.
Speaker 2: N how's your ranking going?
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Okay, okay, okay, the ranking has been difficult,
Speaker 1: but we'll give it a go.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, okay.
Speaker 1: Let's go from five to one of course, of course.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: In fifth place, I'm going to choose Garfield. Okay, yes, still,
Speaker 1: but yes, I'm still still a great choice and still
Speaker 1: a very good choice. These five are probably my top
Speaker 1: five cats, so fantastic choice. But apologies to Garfield. Fifth
Speaker 1: place now to fourth place. This was very very difficult,
Speaker 1: but I had to give it to Isabella. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: Isabella would have this would have been completely different if
Speaker 1: you hadn't have given me such good points, Like if
Speaker 1: you'd just given me the names of these cats, it
Speaker 1: would be a completely different order. But after after, you know,
Speaker 1: Steph talking about Hello Kitty, it really really brought back memories,
Speaker 1: changed everything.
Speaker 2: Surely pushed everything down to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did, it did, so wow, well done. Step
Speaker 1: You should get into history debating Okay, so so so hard.
Speaker 1: This is very difficult. Third place, miss me. I'm still considering.
Speaker 1: I'm still considering third place. I'm going to give it
Speaker 1: to the one, the only, Hello Kitty. Oh. I know,
Speaker 1: it was tough. It was very tough after your amazing
Speaker 1: statements and you truly, honestly, if you'd just given me
Speaker 1: the names of these five, Hello Kitty probably would have
Speaker 1: come last. But after all everything you were saying, no,
Speaker 1: Hello Kitty has moved up the ranks.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you've got a career in there.
Speaker 3: Good good, I can handle a third place.
Speaker 1: Hello Kitty is great. It's great, and it brought back
Speaker 1: so many memories of going to the Hello Kitty or
Speaker 1: the Hello Kitty deodorant. All of it impulse everything.
Speaker 2: Maybe we need a Hello Kitty rash shirt collapse Oh.
Speaker 1: My oh god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, callum, you have collected with gold. Oh thank you.
Speaker 2: You know, because Hello Kitty seems to have everything. Like
Speaker 2: Jef was saying, I don't remember Hello Kitty rash shirt.
Speaker 2: I think we can make that happen.
Speaker 1: I am going to make that happen. Billabong is on
Speaker 1: the phone right now, Billibong, can you hear me? Okay, No,
Speaker 1: that is a great idea. Hello, Kitty Rash, it's writing
Speaker 1: that down. Thank you so much, Callum. Now back into
Speaker 1: the second ranking.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm nervous, I'm like giddy.
Speaker 1: I know I am too. So it's between my little
Speaker 1: con con Connie and my history with the Egyptian Sphinx.
Speaker 3: Well, your first love, really it was.
Speaker 1: It was it was my first love. So many memories,
Speaker 1: some traumatic, others beautiful. We won't go into much detail.
Speaker 2: I remember reading something about that in the Smithsonian.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, page three hundred and twelve I think it was.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's lots of member memory, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Okay, so in second place, I'm going to give it
Speaker 1: to the good Old Sphinx, which means first place goes
Speaker 1: to the one, the only Connie, My Connie. She comes first.
Speaker 1: Oh so that I know. So first place Connie, second,
Speaker 1: the good old Sphinx. Oh memory is goodness me Third
Speaker 1: it was Hello Kitty, Fourth Isabella, fifth, Garfield, the top
Speaker 1: five cats. Thank you so much, no, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for giving these giving me these names. Cats.
Speaker 3: I mean I had to have an honorable mention.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, please go on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a few honorable mentions list so anyone's
Speaker 2: literally and upset that their favorites weren't mentioned. Here's a
Speaker 2: little spot for them.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: So Cat and the Hat was one of.
Speaker 1: Those Oh good one, good one.
Speaker 2: I felt he was a bit too manic really to
Speaker 2: go in the top five, But it's all right, it's true.
Speaker 2: Good one though, This one, this one I almost put in,
Speaker 2: but I was tossing back and forth.
Speaker 1: Grumpy cat, Oh, grumpy cat, very very meme worthy.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: We've got Salem from Sabrina the Teenage with Shalem.
Speaker 1: Wasn't he the greatest? Oh he was. He was so funny.
Speaker 1: He made that show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know. And you see so many clips
Speaker 2: of him now like it. Just it's carried on exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: We had put some boots from Shrek.
Speaker 1: Oh with those eyes.
Speaker 3: Yes, what a cute little do you?
Speaker 1: Oh so cute. I love Puss in boots. Good one.
Speaker 2: Second, last we had Tom from Tom and Jerry.
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, a classic, a classic. Thright there. Good one.
Speaker 2: And the last one. I thought we should go big
Speaker 2: for the honorable mentions as well, so I went for
Speaker 2: a big cat. And it's the target that Carol baskins
Speaker 2: for her husband too.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is a beautiful choice.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd say the top of the honorable mentions would
Speaker 2: be that one.
Speaker 1: I would say exactly that that is number one for
Speaker 1: honorable mentions. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant and very out of
Speaker 1: the box.
Speaker 3: I like it. I did too, and I'm glad you
Speaker 3: want to.
Speaker 1: I had so much fun with you guys. Please join
Speaker 1: me whenever you want. Hopefully the Jenniflyn continues and I
Speaker 1: would love to have you back on.
Speaker 3: Can I just also add, of course you're all the
Speaker 3: listeners that are like, hmm, collar Kitty should have been higher. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna also mention that Avril Lavigne has a
Speaker 3: song god oh really so true impact my god, what
Speaker 3: an icon.
Speaker 1: Iconic m iconic right there. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: bringing that up, Avril Levine, shout out if you're listening
Speaker 1: a great song, Hello Kitty. So yeah. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for joining me on the Jenna Fling. I hope
Speaker 1: you had a great time.
Speaker 3: I had an amazing Thank you, Jenna, thank.
Speaker 1: You, and I hope everybody enjoyed listening to these two
Speaker 1: great people. Goodbye, everybody. I hope you enjoyed listening to
Speaker 1: the Jenna Fling with Callum and Steph and I hope
Speaker 1: to see you again next week.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, bye bye, Welcome to ad Debris. This is our
Speaker 3: segment on the end where we just go on a
Speaker 3: we go row, we go on a rand. It's not
Speaker 3: our best.
Speaker 1: Work, beautifully said. Well wow, thank you.
Speaker 2: Speaking of add brief that we did mention the secret
Speaker 2: Facebook group before. There are a few questions, but just
Speaker 2: make sure you know all the answers to that's the
Speaker 2: last name.
Speaker 1: Well said, Well said, any final words, Steph.
Speaker 3: I was just having a vape. Sorry, no, don't be sorry.
Speaker 1: Don't do not be sorry. You're allowed to do whatever
Speaker 1: you want on this show. I welcome it.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I am I'm very very Anyway, I'm being kicked out
Speaker 1: at the studio, so we'll have to have to end there.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody for listening. Thank you, Callum, thank you, Steph.
Speaker 1: Had a great time, hope you yeah, thank you really
Speaker 1: and goodbye everybody for listening to the Jenny Fling. You'll
Speaker 1: have to hang up because I don't know how to
Speaker 1: hang up.