WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: These first date stories are UNHINGED 0:00:10.379 --> 0:00:14.219 My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist, and listen 0:00:14.259 --> 0:00:16.099 live on the Free iHeart app. 0:00:19.499 --> 0:00:22.259 Good Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. 0:00:22.659 --> 0:00:25.659 Baby your what our windows done? 0:00:25.859 --> 0:00:29.579 If my world reason the dust only good babs all down. 0:00:30.659 --> 0:00:34.659 I've done much, but yeah, I know I'll beg get 0:00:34.699 --> 0:00:35.659 and what I want. 0:00:35.939 --> 0:00:36.979 It don't matter. 0:00:36.859 --> 0:00:38.858 Where that does. This is the pickup. 0:00:39.259 --> 0:00:39.499 Bie. 0:00:39.539 --> 0:00:42.059 Guys, you're listening to the Pickup with Britt Hockey and 0:00:42.099 --> 0:00:42.659 Laura Burn. 0:00:42.859 --> 0:00:44.379 Britt, it's happening. 0:00:44.579 --> 0:00:45.779 I know you're having a baby. 0:00:45.859 --> 0:00:47.179 Laura, I'm having a baby. 0:00:47.219 --> 0:00:50.819 Everyone not right now. I'm I'm six weeks away. Now. 0:00:50.939 --> 0:00:51.659 I've been learning. 0:00:51.699 --> 0:00:54.019 I've been taking classes to deliver a baby in case 0:00:54.099 --> 0:00:56.099 you because where at worked for so long, In case 0:00:56.139 --> 0:00:57.499 it's an emergency, I've learned how to. 0:00:57.499 --> 0:00:58.179 Deliver a baby. 0:00:58.419 --> 0:00:59.859 I am actually sorry. 0:00:59.899 --> 0:01:01.459 We're just gonna pretend I didn't learn a new skill. 0:01:01.579 --> 0:01:03.939 No you haven't. It's a lie. Sorry, I've just steam 0:01:04.019 --> 0:01:05.578 roll because I was Hattie Bertha. 0:01:06.219 --> 0:01:08.018 First of all, you put your fingers in and sweep it. 0:01:08.658 --> 0:01:10.819 That's a stretch and sweep. Yeah, but that happens a 0:01:10.859 --> 0:01:11.739 few weeks before. 0:01:11.819 --> 0:01:13.139 Sure, it gets ready. 0:01:13.458 --> 0:01:15.178 If you want to try that out on me. We 0:01:15.219 --> 0:01:16.419 can do that at Alive on air Bro. 0:01:16.619 --> 0:01:17.779 Trust me, I know how to do it. I've got 0:01:17.779 --> 0:01:20.779 a kit here with towels, some forceps that I've brought 0:01:20.779 --> 0:01:21.658 some tongs from home. 0:01:21.859 --> 0:01:23.979 Just know this, your nails are way too long to 0:01:24.018 --> 0:01:24.899 do a stretch and sweep on it. 0:01:25.339 --> 0:01:27.098 I booked in next week. They're getting cut for. 0:01:27.259 --> 0:01:30.779 You, alm and shape, flat flat tops, slight top and sides, 0:01:30.899 --> 0:01:33.859 short black and sides. So what I was gonna say, guys, 0:01:33.979 --> 0:01:36.499 is so I'm I'm doing the show right up until 0:01:36.539 --> 0:01:39.018 whenever it is that I give birth, like I'm at 0:01:39.059 --> 0:01:40.018 the moment we. 0:01:39.899 --> 0:01:41.779 Are in case. That's why I've had to learn how 0:01:41.779 --> 0:01:42.019 I know. 0:01:42.259 --> 0:01:44.339 I am booked in to be on the pick up 0:01:44.419 --> 0:01:46.178 until I am forty weeks pregnant. 0:01:46.578 --> 0:01:47.819 But we're only. 0:01:47.619 --> 0:01:50.538 Six weeks off having the baby. We had not planned anything, 0:01:50.659 --> 0:01:54.299 and as of this weekend, my husband Matt has booked 0:01:54.339 --> 0:01:57.019 a like we needed some help because the baby's room 0:01:57.099 --> 0:01:59.379 is just full of stuff, like my peloton is in there, 0:01:59.499 --> 0:02:01.819 there's a couch in there, like it literally has just 0:02:01.819 --> 0:02:05.059 turned into this like storage room. This weekend is the 0:02:05.099 --> 0:02:07.739 weekend that we are kind of turning it into a 0:02:07.739 --> 0:02:08.459 half last nurse. 0:02:08.699 --> 0:02:09.859 But did you say you booked help? 0:02:10.219 --> 0:02:11.978 Yeah, because Matt can't move the couch on his own. 0:02:12.059 --> 0:02:12.859 I can't move a couch. 0:02:13.019 --> 0:02:14.219 I can't move a peloton bike. 0:02:14.299 --> 0:02:14.819 So what help? 0:02:14.859 --> 0:02:15.379 Did your book? 0:02:16.419 --> 0:02:17.019 Air Taska? 0:02:17.819 --> 0:02:19.619 So and he's got to drive it because we have 0:02:19.659 --> 0:02:21.739 to take it away because we have. 0:02:21.819 --> 0:02:23.139 No more room for any stuff. 0:02:23.258 --> 0:02:24.299 Can you come to my house up? 0:02:24.499 --> 0:02:24.619 Why? 0:02:24.779 --> 0:02:26.418 It's the jobs I like? Can I have your couch 0:02:26.459 --> 0:02:31.738 on your peloton? We are talking about your worst first. 0:02:31.619 --> 0:02:34.819 Date stories because we love a good week. Hey, we've 0:02:34.819 --> 0:02:36.978 had a few between us. But the reason why we're 0:02:37.019 --> 0:02:38.538 talking about this is because the other day I was 0:02:38.538 --> 0:02:42.138 scrolling Instagram. I was watching stories and Michelle Bridges, who 0:02:42.179 --> 0:02:44.419 we love, We adore Michelle. We had her on our 0:02:44.459 --> 0:02:46.419 podcast Laugh on Cut not so long ago, and she 0:02:46.499 --> 0:02:49.019 was talking about menopause, but she was also talking about 0:02:49.019 --> 0:02:51.819 getting back into the dating world and whether she was 0:02:51.859 --> 0:02:54.219 going to do it or not do it. Anyway, turns 0:02:54.219 --> 0:02:56.379 out she did it. She did it and it didn't 0:02:56.379 --> 0:02:58.338 go so well. So she got back into the dating world. 0:02:58.379 --> 0:02:59.739 And this is what she said on her on her 0:02:59.739 --> 0:03:03.979 stories that she rocked up for her very first date 0:03:04.099 --> 0:03:05.219 after five years. 0:03:05.258 --> 0:03:07.618 I know years in five. 0:03:07.459 --> 0:03:10.978 Years her first day and the man was a complete 0:03:11.059 --> 0:03:11.499 no show. 0:03:11.579 --> 0:03:13.499 She got totally ghosted and stood up. 0:03:13.579 --> 0:03:14.978 Makes me so angry. 0:03:15.619 --> 0:03:17.898 Yeah, I know, it really does, because like it's so 0:03:17.978 --> 0:03:19.779 easy just to send a text saying you're not going, 0:03:19.819 --> 0:03:21.659 And for a woman who gets stood up, it's so 0:03:21.779 --> 0:03:23.979 much effort. Do your hair, do you make up, like, 0:03:24.339 --> 0:03:26.458 pick out your clothes. You don't just get dressed and 0:03:26.538 --> 0:03:28.018 rock up like it's preparation. 0:03:28.299 --> 0:03:30.138 But bless her, she said that there was this other 0:03:30.219 --> 0:03:32.899 younger guy in the like the bar or restaurant that 0:03:32.899 --> 0:03:35.059 she was at, that saw her by herself and ended 0:03:35.139 --> 0:03:37.779 up talking to her for hours, like spending hours with her. 0:03:37.819 --> 0:03:40.219 So she actually ended up meeting someone from. 0:03:39.979 --> 0:03:41.979 It, not someone to date, but like she's like, there 0:03:41.979 --> 0:03:43.059 was this guy that sort of made up. 0:03:43.179 --> 0:03:44.459 Yeah, she had a nice night. 0:03:44.659 --> 0:03:46.659 Well, you know what, if you're out there and you're 0:03:46.699 --> 0:03:48.699 going through the throes of dating, we know it's a 0:03:48.739 --> 0:03:51.898 cesspool because we did it ourselves, so we thought we would. 0:03:51.899 --> 0:03:54.219 At firstly, if you've got a horror dating story, we 0:03:54.259 --> 0:03:56.939 want to hear it, give us a call. But also, Britt, 0:03:57.059 --> 0:03:58.979 you have some doozies in your time. 0:03:59.579 --> 0:04:01.379 No, mine's mind's a proper spectrum. 0:04:01.459 --> 0:04:03.459 Minds a spectrum of things I can't repeat on the 0:04:03.459 --> 0:04:04.139 three PM show. 0:04:04.179 --> 0:04:06.819 I know some of them are yeah, real bad, they're too. 0:04:06.659 --> 0:04:08.699 Bad, but like you know, I've written a book about but 0:04:08.699 --> 0:04:09.819 you can go and read that if you like. 0:04:09.899 --> 0:04:14.019 But I just remember, like they range. I remember this 0:04:14.059 --> 0:04:16.058 one guy picked me up for a date. 0:04:16.179 --> 0:04:18.258 And you know, you put in effort as a woman, 0:04:18.379 --> 0:04:21.178 you pick what you're gonna wear, You've done your hair, makeup. 0:04:21.779 --> 0:04:23.859 He picked me up and I was walking towards him 0:04:23.859 --> 0:04:26.979 down my driveway and he looked me up and down 0:04:27.659 --> 0:04:30.219 and said, are you gonna wear that? 0:04:30.219 --> 0:04:31.659 That was the first thing he said, yeah, So we 0:04:31.739 --> 0:04:33.819 hooked up. Obviously we went on the date. 0:04:34.139 --> 0:04:35.779 That was what he said, and I said, yeah, I 0:04:35.899 --> 0:04:37.579 was and he was sort of like, oh okay, And 0:04:37.619 --> 0:04:37.899 I was like. 0:04:37.859 --> 0:04:38.339 Is that a problem. 0:04:38.379 --> 0:04:42.219 He's like, no, not, But I was like, you're a jerk, but. 0:04:42.299 --> 0:04:45.339 I will still date you because you and slim. 0:04:45.779 --> 0:04:47.619 But also you know that your self esteem and your 0:04:47.659 --> 0:04:49.539 boundaries are on the floor when you still go on 0:04:49.579 --> 0:04:50.019 that date. 0:04:49.859 --> 0:04:51.379 Because you're like, I might as well. 0:04:50.979 --> 0:04:53.419 I had this other guy that I don't know if 0:04:53.419 --> 0:04:55.899 I'm bless his honesty, I was actually in London when 0:04:55.899 --> 0:04:58.019 I was living in London, and he asked me on 0:04:58.059 --> 0:05:00.099 this date where I had to go across the city 0:05:00.139 --> 0:05:03.579 on the train to a museum, which wasn't my kind 0:05:03.619 --> 0:05:04.059 of a date. 0:05:04.299 --> 0:05:06.619 He was forty five minutes late turn up to the date. 0:05:06.739 --> 0:05:10.779 He was so boring, and then he said, then he said, sorry, 0:05:10.779 --> 0:05:13.099 I've got to go. I actually have another date lined up. 0:05:13.619 --> 0:05:16.259 You're like, even you can care multiple days and I 0:05:16.299 --> 0:05:16.659 was like. 0:05:16.779 --> 0:05:19.059 I'm sorry. I was like, how are you my option? 0:05:19.339 --> 0:05:21.099 And You've got more dates to go to and I 0:05:21.099 --> 0:05:23.059 was like, good riddance, mate, I'm gonna get these dinosaurs 0:05:23.099 --> 0:05:23.459 on my own. 0:05:23.659 --> 0:05:23.939 Yeah. 0:05:24.019 --> 0:05:26.099 Well, look, I mean, if this one makes anyone feel 0:05:26.099 --> 0:05:27.579 any better. I once went on a date with a 0:05:27.619 --> 0:05:29.899 guy and he was I thought. I just thought he 0:05:29.939 --> 0:05:31.739 was a dream. I matched with him. We had such 0:05:31.739 --> 0:05:34.939 good chemistry on text, and then we got to the restaurant. 0:05:34.939 --> 0:05:36.579 We're having dinner together and stuff, and we'd had some 0:05:36.619 --> 0:05:39.339 good banter and then I asked him a question about 0:05:39.419 --> 0:05:42.459 his like dating history, not its specifically, expecting him to 0:05:42.459 --> 0:05:45.619 go into anything of specifics, and he started talking about 0:05:45.619 --> 0:05:48.099 his ex and how he'd recently broken up, and then 0:05:48.139 --> 0:05:50.659 he started crying and then he said, I don't know 0:05:50.699 --> 0:05:52.499 if I'm that over my ex, and I was like, well, 0:05:52.499 --> 0:05:56.539 evidently not, pal, So thanks for the great night. I 0:05:56.619 --> 0:05:59.539 also had a guy take me to a bar and 0:05:59.619 --> 0:06:03.899 he talked for two hours only about tennis. And he 0:06:03.939 --> 0:06:07.379 didn't play tennis. He was just really into tennis. He 0:06:07.579 --> 0:06:09.539 spoke continueuously about tennis. 0:06:09.619 --> 0:06:10.779 Did he think you were a tennis player? 0:06:10.819 --> 0:06:11.339 But I don't. 0:06:11.419 --> 0:06:13.739 I'm not a tennis person. I have not I don't 0:06:13.739 --> 0:06:14.579 really understand. 0:06:14.619 --> 0:06:16.659 I don't watch it. I'm not really into it. 0:06:17.139 --> 0:06:19.779 Anyway, he spoke to me relentlessly about tennis and then 0:06:19.899 --> 0:06:22.419 he trying to open mouth kiss me, but came in 0:06:22.419 --> 0:06:25.379 with his tongue out. So he's like like a little get, 0:06:25.579 --> 0:06:27.579 like a little pointer. He just came at me with 0:06:27.659 --> 0:06:30.219 a tongue. It was the weirdest two hours of my life. 0:06:30.259 --> 0:06:32.299 Anyway, I did not take him home. 0:06:32.299 --> 0:06:34.099 Produce a gray. So you've you've had a I mean 0:06:34.139 --> 0:06:35.579 you got stood up at the inquiryum once. 0:06:35.739 --> 0:06:36.659 Yeah, that was. 0:06:36.859 --> 0:06:38.979 That was four months into the relationship though, so not 0:06:39.059 --> 0:06:41.859 quite a first date, okay, but I definitely have a 0:06:41.899 --> 0:06:42.779 trove of stories. 0:06:42.819 --> 0:06:46.139 Also, one all do everyone does anyone who's ever dated. 0:06:46.179 --> 0:06:47.299 Anyone has a story. 0:06:47.539 --> 0:06:49.379 I remember I once went on a date with this 0:06:49.419 --> 0:06:51.139 guy called Kevin, I think his name. 0:06:51.219 --> 0:06:52.019 That's the problem there. 0:06:52.099 --> 0:06:54.099 Yeah, and it was a great date. 0:06:54.139 --> 0:06:56.499 We were sitting in the car afterwards because he dropped 0:06:56.499 --> 0:06:57.819 me home and he kind of leant him for a 0:06:57.859 --> 0:07:03.219 kiss and then he just goes, he's silly banana, and 0:07:03.259 --> 0:07:04.059 I was like, I. 0:07:04.099 --> 0:07:05.859 Need to get out of this car immediately. 0:07:05.979 --> 0:07:06.139 Yeah. 0:07:06.179 --> 0:07:08.139 Sorry, this very silly banana must split. 0:07:11.019 --> 0:07:14.659 We are talking your worst first date stories, because well, 0:07:14.699 --> 0:07:17.939 I mean, everyone here has a real doozy, but everybody, 0:07:18.019 --> 0:07:20.499 if you're dating, everyone has terrible dating stories. 0:07:20.619 --> 0:07:23.059 The only thing that's never happened to me, to be honest, 0:07:23.699 --> 0:07:25.059 is being stood up. 0:07:25.219 --> 0:07:27.139 But half the dates I was on I wish they 0:07:27.139 --> 0:07:29.139 stood me up. I was like, why did you come? 0:07:29.899 --> 0:07:30.659 I was like why. 0:07:31.619 --> 0:07:34.179 I feel like you have some that you can't tell 0:07:34.259 --> 0:07:37.059 online radio because they're so bad and they're also just. 0:07:37.059 --> 0:07:39.139 A bit X rated. Maybe, Oh, do you know what 0:07:39.179 --> 0:07:39.499 I can. 0:07:39.459 --> 0:07:40.539 Just have embarrassing once. 0:07:40.699 --> 0:07:42.419 I'll tell you one thing, because I know we got 0:07:42.459 --> 0:07:43.539 the calls going off here. 0:07:43.579 --> 0:07:45.259 But one I remember I went on this date with. 0:07:45.299 --> 0:07:47.419 This guy and he must have said it was like 0:07:47.699 --> 0:07:49.499 he must have thought it was a flex. And I 0:07:49.539 --> 0:07:52.339 remember at dinner and he was like, so, just so 0:07:52.379 --> 0:07:54.059 you know, I've been with. 0:07:54.019 --> 0:07:55.019 Four hundred people. 0:07:55.099 --> 0:07:56.379 Oh I've dated that guy as well. 0:07:56.419 --> 0:07:57.619 And I was like, I think I was one of 0:07:57.659 --> 0:07:58.299 the four hundred. 0:07:58.779 --> 0:08:00.739 I absolutely went on a date with a guy who 0:08:00.779 --> 0:08:02.979 was like, uh, I've slipped this many people. 0:08:03.099 --> 0:08:04.619 And it was like the first thing he said. 0:08:04.739 --> 0:08:05.899 I was like, nothing to turn me off. 0:08:05.979 --> 0:08:07.419 Quicker, but it doesn't bother me. 0:08:07.459 --> 0:08:08.459 The number doesn't bother me. 0:08:08.619 --> 0:08:10.699 It was the flex. It was the weirdness that he 0:08:10.739 --> 0:08:11.739 felt the need to tell me. 0:08:11.819 --> 0:08:13.299 Do you think it's sad that they're like trying to 0:08:13.339 --> 0:08:14.579 say it's like their experience. 0:08:14.739 --> 0:08:15.779 I don't know what they're thinking. 0:08:15.819 --> 0:08:18.019 To be honest, well, it's not going to be. 0:08:17.979 --> 0:08:19.019 Falling into a whiter buddy. 0:08:19.059 --> 0:08:20.819 I'm going to show you. All right, we've got Emma 0:08:20.859 --> 0:08:22.579 on the line. Emma or it was your horror first 0:08:22.659 --> 0:08:23.179 date story? 0:08:24.259 --> 0:08:26.779 My first date story is I had a guy take 0:08:26.859 --> 0:08:30.379 me through Maca's drive through and we got there and 0:08:30.619 --> 0:08:32.619 he didn't even ask why I wanted. He just ordered 0:08:32.619 --> 0:08:37.059 me a bunch of yellow tulips and as we drove 0:08:37.139 --> 0:08:40.579 on through, they handed them through the drive through windows. 0:08:40.619 --> 0:08:41.219 Oh my god. 0:08:41.259 --> 0:08:44.179 So he'd pre planned this, he'd organized I sort of thing. 0:08:44.259 --> 0:08:46.939 That's cute. Aware it's weird. 0:08:47.299 --> 0:08:54.059 It's weird because of the first date, but he pre 0:08:54.139 --> 0:08:54.539 planned that. 0:08:54.659 --> 0:08:57.019 He liked you and Emma, were you just like all 0:08:57.059 --> 0:08:58.099 I wanted was a burger. 0:08:58.299 --> 0:09:02.379 God. Well, he told me we were going somewhere ie. So 0:09:02.419 --> 0:09:04.619 when we started going through the drive through, I was thinking, 0:09:05.019 --> 0:09:10.019 hang one, I did it. Totally did And you know what, 0:09:10.259 --> 0:09:12.539 we're married now? 0:09:13.619 --> 0:09:14.139 Did you hook on? 0:09:14.339 --> 0:09:15.419 But you walked it down? 0:09:15.579 --> 0:09:16.259 We love it. 0:09:16.539 --> 0:09:17.019 Thank you. 0:09:17.179 --> 0:09:18.059 That's very huge. 0:09:18.939 --> 0:09:21.659 Rachel, what was your horror first date story? 0:09:22.859 --> 0:09:25.139 Yeah, guy picked me up for a first date and 0:09:25.299 --> 0:09:27.099 I didn't realize because it was dark, but he had 0:09:27.099 --> 0:09:30.339 a taxidermy pig trotter gearstick in his car. 0:09:33.019 --> 0:09:34.179 So disgusting. 0:09:34.299 --> 0:09:34.979 What did you ask? 0:09:36.339 --> 0:09:38.539 I didn't notice it at first because it was dark, 0:09:38.619 --> 0:09:40.459 and then as we were getting out of the carb 0:09:40.499 --> 0:09:43.379 and the lights came on, I saw this hairy thing 0:09:43.459 --> 0:09:47.419 in between us, and yeah, he said that he hunted 0:09:47.539 --> 0:09:50.699 this pig and had the trotter made into a gear stick. 0:09:50.979 --> 0:09:53.979 Wow. Do you know what though? 0:09:54.059 --> 0:09:55.699 I feel like all of this stuff is it's like 0:09:55.699 --> 0:09:58.499 a self fulfilling prophecy. You're like, oh, this date was terrible, 0:09:58.499 --> 0:10:00.259 and now I also know why you're single. So this 0:10:00.299 --> 0:10:02.019 has worked out great for both of us, and maybe 0:10:02.059 --> 0:10:03.219 you should have said this. 0:10:04.539 --> 0:10:06.458 Look, it was one of many and now I'm a 0:10:06.499 --> 0:10:07.099 single mum. 0:10:07.019 --> 0:10:09.659 By choice, So good for you, Rachel. 0:10:10.899 --> 0:10:15.379 He did dad, non save child. I gave up with 0:10:15.499 --> 0:10:16.099 men after that. 0:10:16.259 --> 0:10:17.939 Fair I would too, Rachel. 0:10:17.939 --> 0:10:19.379 I get it. I get it. You can blame the 0:10:19.379 --> 0:10:20.099 pigtrotic guy. 0:10:20.179 --> 0:10:22.259 That's it's all his fault. 0:10:22.299 --> 0:10:25.219 And he wanted me to touch it as well if 0:10:25.219 --> 0:10:26.218 any wanted to touch it. 0:10:27.539 --> 0:10:29.339 I want to know what he wanted you to. 0:10:29.339 --> 0:10:31.578 Thank you love, Thanks Rachel. 0:10:33.339 --> 0:10:35.299 Do you know what, though, it's really kind of there's 0:10:35.299 --> 0:10:38.299 something really unifying about it because we've all got the stories. 0:10:38.579 --> 0:10:40.139 What about the woman who we had on our podcast 0:10:40.219 --> 0:10:41.779 recently he went on a date with a wizard. 0:10:43.379 --> 0:10:44.379 She's like, so, what do you do? 0:10:44.459 --> 0:10:46.099 He's like, I'm a wizard. She's like, no, what you do? 0:10:46.179 --> 0:10:47.259 And he said, no, I'm a wizard. 0:10:47.419 --> 0:10:47.979 Yeah, he said. 0:10:48.219 --> 0:10:50.179 He said he was from a long line of wizards 0:10:50.259 --> 0:10:52.099 and it was part of his ancestor. Imagine doing your 0:10:52.139 --> 0:10:54.179 DNA ancestry dot com finding out you're with it. 0:10:54.339 --> 0:10:56.539 I love that. Go to Hogwarts. 0:10:58.019 --> 0:10:59.099 It's Friday afternoon. 0:10:59.139 --> 0:10:59.539 Everyone. 0:11:00.259 --> 0:11:03.059 In case you didn't, please don't see Please don't ever 0:11:03.139 --> 0:11:03.659 do that again. 0:11:04.059 --> 0:11:06.419 Do you know what it's time for? And I could 0:11:06.459 --> 0:11:06.859 not be. 0:11:06.779 --> 0:11:09.339 More thrilled because this is a break that I have been, 0:11:09.659 --> 0:11:12.299 i would say, for years, trying to get it to 0:11:12.379 --> 0:11:14.979 come back and be a staple of the show and. 0:11:14.899 --> 0:11:17.059 Finally graduated so dramatic. 0:11:17.059 --> 0:11:19.379 The boss has heard the Elite radio that went down 0:11:19.379 --> 0:11:21.019 the other week and they were like, yeah, right, Laura, 0:11:21.099 --> 0:11:28.299 have your breaking and it's time for this shelter. Fine Friday, everyone, 0:11:28.819 --> 0:11:30.339 It's fun fact Friday. 0:11:30.619 --> 0:11:30.859 Britt. 0:11:31.019 --> 0:11:32.459 I'm going to read out a few facts to you, 0:11:32.459 --> 0:11:34.179 because you know, every day's school day here at the 0:11:34.219 --> 0:11:35.939 pickup and Britt, you're gonna have to try and tell 0:11:35.979 --> 0:11:39.179 me if you either know the fact or I don't 0:11:39.219 --> 0:11:41.179 know because half of these I was like, these are amazing. 0:11:41.499 --> 0:11:44.059 I love facts, but I love to give them to people. 0:11:44.099 --> 0:11:46.179 I'm the person you don't want in your team at trivia. 0:11:46.339 --> 0:11:48.578 Same But this is also why it's nice because then 0:11:48.859 --> 0:11:50.419 you can go into your weekend, go to the pub 0:11:50.459 --> 0:11:53.299 with your mates and be like, hey, did you know this? 0:11:53.579 --> 0:11:57.259 Like today producer Grace said, did you know that Australia 0:11:57.419 --> 0:11:58.459 is whiter than the moon? 0:11:58.819 --> 0:11:59.059 Ah? 0:11:59.339 --> 0:12:00.899 Bring that one out when you're having a beer with 0:12:00.939 --> 0:12:01.419 your bestie. 0:12:01.539 --> 0:12:03.819 I like yesterday Laura learned that it's not, in fact 0:12:03.899 --> 0:12:05.939 pronounced gom. 0:12:05.979 --> 0:12:07.419 That was That was a fun fact. 0:12:07.459 --> 0:12:10.939 It's gammutt in case you've also been reading your whole life? 0:12:11.739 --> 0:12:14.299 Okay, all right? Fact number one off the top. 0:12:15.339 --> 0:12:18.338 Where did the saying raizor toast come from? 0:12:18.699 --> 0:12:20.499 I've never heard of that say raised toast? 0:12:20.979 --> 0:12:21.139 Oh? 0:12:21.179 --> 0:12:26.219 I thought you said razor toast like raisin toast, delicious. 0:12:25.699 --> 0:12:26.659 Raise a toast. 0:12:27.659 --> 0:12:30.619 I think that came from a castle in Scotland in 0:12:30.739 --> 0:12:31.739 seventeen hundreds. 0:12:31.779 --> 0:12:32.259 I love that. 0:12:32.339 --> 0:12:35.059 No, Unfortunately, it came from the ancient Romans who used 0:12:35.059 --> 0:12:36.979 to drop a piece of toast into their wine for 0:12:37.099 --> 0:12:40.299 good health. That's why you would literally raise a piece 0:12:40.299 --> 0:12:43.859 of toast. Okay, all right. Why does a chef's hat 0:12:43.979 --> 0:12:45.539 have one hundred pleats? 0:12:45.939 --> 0:12:47.419 I didn't know it had a hundred places. 0:12:47.459 --> 0:12:48.979 I don't know if that could have been how many 0:12:49.019 --> 0:12:49.899 points as a chef? 0:12:50.699 --> 0:12:51.579 Why's have one hundred? 0:12:51.659 --> 0:12:53.259 Why does a chef's hat have a hundred plat? 0:12:53.259 --> 0:12:55.419 Because they have to do one hundred hours to be 0:12:55.539 --> 0:12:57.459 trained in it chopping your onngue in. 0:12:57.979 --> 0:12:58.419 No. 0:12:58.419 --> 0:13:01.539 No, it's meant to represent the one hundred ways that 0:13:01.579 --> 0:13:04.098 you can cook an egg. There's one hundred weeks, and 0:13:04.179 --> 0:13:06.779 I thought it just scrambled, fry or boil. 0:13:06.979 --> 0:13:09.779 Sorry, there, coach, there are three in that fact. There 0:13:09.779 --> 0:13:11.299 you go, I've got one for you. 0:13:11.379 --> 0:13:11.659 Hit me. 0:13:11.779 --> 0:13:14.459 Wow, how the tables have turned determsive table? 0:13:15.179 --> 0:13:17.419 How many noses does a slug have? 0:13:18.779 --> 0:13:19.699 It's give me a true question. 0:13:19.779 --> 0:13:25.179 None four? Oh good? Okay. 0:13:25.739 --> 0:13:30.459 The actors who voiced Mickey and Mini Mouse, what relationship 0:13:30.499 --> 0:13:31.179 did they have. 0:13:31.179 --> 0:13:33.578 On the outside of being cartoons? 0:13:33.859 --> 0:13:36.219 THO a terrible question and a terrible segment. It's brother 0:13:36.219 --> 0:13:36.619 and sister. 0:13:36.739 --> 0:13:40.419 They weren't as colleagues. They were they were married. They 0:13:40.459 --> 0:13:42.819 loved each other. There you go, Mickey and Mini Mouse, 0:13:43.219 --> 0:13:46.059 we're actually in Caresky and a Mini Mouse were in 0:13:46.059 --> 0:13:46.379 a real. 0:13:46.299 --> 0:13:47.499 Life relationship with each other. 0:13:47.619 --> 0:13:48.379 I care about love. 0:13:48.499 --> 0:13:49.739 I don't think anyone cares. 0:13:49.939 --> 0:13:52.619 Okay, what do you call the blob of toothpaste on 0:13:52.699 --> 0:13:54.738 a toothbrush? Toothpaste? 0:13:54.819 --> 0:13:57.219 No? When you when the toothpaste comes out? 0:13:57.259 --> 0:13:58.579 I want to play this anymore. 0:14:00.019 --> 0:14:02.099 I think I'm getting dumber to be honest, but I 0:14:02.099 --> 0:14:03.259 don't think I've wont one thing. 0:14:03.379 --> 0:14:04.459 Okay, this one. 0:14:04.259 --> 0:14:06.779 Is really really something you will learn because I don't 0:14:06.779 --> 0:14:09.499 think anyone knows this. The blob of toothpaste on a 0:14:09.539 --> 0:14:11.578 toothbrush is called a nerdle. 0:14:12.779 --> 0:14:14.859 Why is it not toothpaste? It's still toothpaste. 0:14:14.859 --> 0:14:16.339 No, it turns into a nerdle as soon as it's 0:14:16.339 --> 0:14:17.379 on the bristles. It's a nerdle. 0:14:17.459 --> 0:14:18.539 You're literally the worst. 0:14:18.539 --> 0:14:21.459 Hey, honey, could you just put a nerdle on my brush? 0:14:23.379 --> 0:14:23.779 Overs? 0:14:23.819 --> 0:14:24.539 No, hang on one more. 0:14:24.579 --> 0:14:27.219 I just googled a fact, but it's so bad. Did 0:14:27.259 --> 0:14:29.699 you know you can't see your ears without a mirror? 0:14:30.379 --> 0:14:30.979 Obviously? 0:14:32.339 --> 0:14:32.979 Who wrote that? 0:14:33.099 --> 0:14:33.299 Face? 0:14:33.419 --> 0:14:35.219 Also comes see my butt without a mirror. 0:14:35.459 --> 0:14:37.059