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Speaker 2: I really feel like we're on the edge of a battle.

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Speaker 2: You know, I sort of like, what abouting it? The

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Speaker 2: the idea that what he's genuinely scared of Pete Ellier

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Speaker 1: Do you actually believe that the show would be better

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Speaker 1: if you replaced me with Pete Hellier? Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: Helly is good. I haven't said I'll pick up the

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Speaker 1: That was a trap and I didn't want you to

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Speaker 1: And you know when you say Pete Ellier could replace me,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kill bet Elliott.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's going to be out here this afternoon, co

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Speaker 2: hosting from five o'clock. Is our final guest in our

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Speaker 2: final show, our final port show two months out here.

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Speaker 2: Pete Hellier will co host, plus he's bringing a surprise guest.

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Speaker 2: All thanks to Rough Rustic Foods. Guys, it's going to

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Speaker 1: And what a way to go out for me, my

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Speaker 1: But you know, thing's got to come to an end.

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Speaker 1: Thing's got to come to an end, and I'm really

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for the last time.

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Speaker 1: What is in your glovebox? So give us a call

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Speaker 1: right now, thirteen one oh sixty five. If you're in

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Speaker 1: tell us what's in your glovebox, and then we can

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Speaker 2: Spooty Swan song is final show on this porch on radio.

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Speaker 3: Helly is coming. He's coming for Youwards.

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Speaker 2: Gets the Weller Body live for the final time out

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Speaker 3: He's porched two months.

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Speaker 2: It's been Wards of you know, some wonderful some wonderful gear.

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Speaker 3: There's been some amazing stuff.

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Speaker 2: You've been sprayed in the face live on air by

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Speaker 3: Name of Michelle. That was enjoyable gear.

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Speaker 2: We're going to touch on that a little bit later on.

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Speaker 2: But look for all the frills and spills and frivolity

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Speaker 2: tell you what your job is based on what's in

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Speaker 1: Let's crack in well, Cameron here on thirteen one oh

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Speaker 1: six y five. Cameron, what's in that glove box of yours?

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Speaker 1: I have my work idea and I have my work hat.

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Speaker 3: Your work idea, any workout, jesuiz cam work there.

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Speaker 1: So when you say when you say work hat, you

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's work. I don't think it's a

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Speaker 2: You're just saying it's not a specific hat in any

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting down to here. It is only

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, bad question. Bad question. You have to enlist together? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Jam in a urine sample jar.

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Speaker 1: Let's go again, baby five.

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Speaker 3: What's in your club box? We'll tell you what your

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Speaker 1: Pete Helly is going to be out here, Kes.

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Speaker 2: Brother, what do you all thanks for? RUFFI your us

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Speaker 1: In the meantime, tell us what you're very quiet about that? Woods, Well, actually,

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Speaker 1: I didn't sleep last night. I'm obviously really scared about it.

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Speaker 1: This is a real thing, and look, I hope you

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Speaker 1: Let's do What's in your glovebox?

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Speaker 3: You guys?

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Speaker 1: Tell us what's in your glove box. We tell us what,

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Speaker 2: We've got Dylan on thirty one O six five. We're

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Speaker 2: in pretty good spot, Dylan, But you'd like to throw

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: Well, what do I have?

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Speaker 5: A name?

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Speaker 6: Badge?

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Speaker 4: A pen glass wipes and our hands and ties up?

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Speaker 3: Name badge pen? A pen glass wipes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's a what's a glass glass?

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Speaker 3: Like a white for his glasses? Oh?

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Speaker 3: What Will?

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Speaker 1: Is it? What Will said? It was? Dylan?

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Speaker 4: Like, how do I explain it? You know how I

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Speaker 4: get window spraying? You wipe it down with Peppertael. It's

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not actually someone to wipe your glasses with.

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Speaker 1: It's like a squeezy almost.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, something like that, or like a yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well no, no, let's let's not just settle

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Speaker 2: with something like that. Dylan, Like, this is the differentiating

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Speaker 1: Is it a chemmy?

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Speaker 4: It's like a clean white but like you want, like

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Speaker 3: But is it the cloth or the spray, Dylan? Is

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Speaker 3: Cloth? It's cloth?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you've got some cloth name badge cloth gee, whiz.

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Speaker 3: Pretty broad name batch.

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Speaker 1: Let's let's work with name badge, pen name badge.

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Speaker 2: Hand sanitize that cloth. Nothing really we want it's shrewd

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Speaker 2: because anything man, let we just have to punt.

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Speaker 1: You well, is anything popping into your head? What does

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Speaker 3: I don't want a stereotype.

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Speaker 1: But you know, you know, last time we had a

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Speaker 1: were as I think he want. I think Dylan wants

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Speaker 1: his car looking pretty schmick when he when he drives

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Speaker 1: He's definitely not a teacher. I don't know, Dylan, I

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Speaker 2: Like I think, look if I may be honestly sounds

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Speaker 2: like a pharmacist, or he sounds or he sounds like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he sounds like a pharmacist. I reckon, Dylan, we reckon.

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Speaker 1: You're a pharmacist. No, No, you worked for Carlo the game, Dylan.

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Speaker 1: Let's got to Cody hopefully a challenge.

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Speaker 3: They're all like that was tough, that.

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Speaker 1: It was hard, Cody. We are a human though, Cody,

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Speaker 1: what's in your glove box? Okay, so I've got an

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Speaker 1: application form? A business? Can't some pins and stand sanitizer

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Speaker 1: real estate? Well, it's got to be real estate. She's

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Speaker 1: out there, she's got the pens, she's got the application forms. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, do we need to talk about what else

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Speaker 1: an application form? It could be for good? Do you

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Speaker 1: want to bring up something like or is there any

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Speaker 1: other possibilities? Are you gonna apply for a license? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now let's just go with real estate Ergan. Cody, you're

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Speaker 1: a real estate agent. Yeah, I'm a property of man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, don't qualify it, real estate agent.

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Speaker 1: That's what you are.

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Speaker 1: Port show two months out of here wards Impete Elliot

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Speaker 1: Yeah before that though, well, Winston Churchill once famously said,

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Speaker 1: Didn't he dad? Yeah, I think your dad's confirmed it.

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Speaker 1: Dad's confirmed it. Ah, and uh my dad is actually here.

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Speaker 2: I think anybody can google it immediately and know that

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Speaker 1: I mean, Churchill said, didn't he Dad?

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Speaker 3: He did? He did?

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Speaker 2: He's saying he did. He definitely said it, or he

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Speaker 3: Along those lines that they think said it. Stop a

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Speaker 1: I brought it up because Dad, you you heeded Winston

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Speaker 5: Very strongly strong connection with the Irish.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, how's this bill? What is this?

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Speaker 1: This is your life for.

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Speaker 3: Where you go?

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Speaker 1: Well, I think we'll get a giggle out of this

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Speaker 1: Do you want to reveal to Will when Greg, your

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Speaker 5: He stayed in this very small, rural sort of little

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Speaker 3: So these are your sentence. Blood is your blood thick,

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Speaker 5: And to get around from to the pub and from

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Speaker 5: In the region in the little lame ways little roads

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Speaker 3: How they got around.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, doesn't that explain so much?

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Speaker 3: Two blokes?

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Speaker 5: Now, whether they would have known whether the Great Wall

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Speaker 1: In I was going to say that the really concerning

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Speaker 3: Like you've had a wrong blonde hair, tan skin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what's happened.

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Speaker 2: Since, yes, the final show will be the Will and

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Speaker 2: Pete Show.

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Speaker 3: Pete Hellier is going to come out of.

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Speaker 2: Here all makes the ruffy rustic foods and be our

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Speaker 1: From what he's front portrait, late, he's late, unprofessional, he

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Speaker 3: He can be late. He's Pete Hellier.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know he doesn't need to be really,

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Speaker 1: he's an amazing entertainer. He's been an amazing entertainer for

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Speaker 2: And if originally it started as a joke, you said,

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Speaker 2: which should be tragic, Like I don't want this to happen. Sure, sure,

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Speaker 2: I suggested Pete Hellier. And it's snowboard. It's snowboard, and

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Speaker 2: look he put his head out to be our final

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I mean, the position the positions

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Speaker 2: look at Shaky Woods.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking forward.

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Speaker 1: To co hosting with Pete's professional Ibo's had a couple

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Speaker 1: he's it's on this hour. It's the hours good.

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Speaker 3: If the hour's good, the boss is listening.

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Speaker 2: He's going to bring a five star guest as well Australia.

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Speaker 2: So Pete Hellyer on your radios, are really really shortly

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Speaker 2: our final final guest all thanks to Rough Rustic Foods.

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Speaker 2: But before we do that, as always, we've got five

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Speaker 1: Quiz playing today, we got Shelley. Shelley, there are thirty

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Speaker 1: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 1: take your first answer. First quick question, Shelley, who would

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Speaker 1: you prefer on this show? Me or Pete Hellier? You

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Speaker 1: for sure? The tools there though, okay, people's and Shelly

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Speaker 1: Helly is good, isn't he?

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Speaker 4: I mean he?

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Speaker 2: That's all right, Shelley it's all right. I mean, of

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Speaker 2: course you want to go to be nice to Wards.

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Speaker 2: It's the one with the cash right now, you get

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Speaker 2: all the rules? Did you get all the rules there?

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Speaker 3: Shell?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? Thirty seconds on the clock. Are you

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Speaker 1: ready to go?

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Speaker 3: Ready to go? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Do it?

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Speaker 2: What letter does your name begin with? What color is

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Speaker 2: the inside of a kiwi?

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Speaker 3: Fruits?

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Speaker 1: Green? How his belt bmw BMW?

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Speaker 3: What color socks are you wearing at the moment?

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Speaker 4: Purple?

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Speaker 3: What's two times two? How old's your best friend?

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Speaker 4: Twenty eight?

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Speaker 1: How many months have twenty eight days in them? Where

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Speaker 1: would you find the Sydney harbor Bridge? Who's the prom

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Speaker 1: Minister of Australia?

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Speaker 3: What sounds? What sounds the moongos make?

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Speaker 2: What calls the inside of an orange? I? O, God, Shelley,

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Speaker 2: Gelly Wheiz.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go to junior producer George. He's

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Speaker 1: the time master. I just need to know if that

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Speaker 1: final answer got in in time. It didn't.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, oh whoa, whoa, nobody saw that coming. George.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a second to think about

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Speaker 3: Down to a photo finished Shelley.

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Speaker 2: George, I'll remind you that obviously jobs are type right

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Speaker 2: now Woods, let's go George. Yeah, yeah, Look and think

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the answers.

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Speaker 1: Sure, Shelley, are there any questions you're worried about? I'll

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Speaker 1: ask you that first twenty eight days. It just threw

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Speaker 1: that means you answered eleven questions or eleven questions were asked,

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Speaker 1: So you've answered enough questions. The question is whether you've

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Speaker 1: Your answer was BMW. That was correct. That was correct. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you weren't worried about anything else. Animal sound, animal sound

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Speaker 3: It was sound as a mongoose. Make yeah, oh I

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Speaker 6: I was good at that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you now the mongo. I thought you were a mongous.

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Speaker 1: I think in a formal life you may have been

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Speaker 1: a mongos. Shelley, I can confirm that.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 1: You definitely have nine out of nine. At this point,

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Speaker 1: the question is did you get the final answer in time?

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Speaker 1: And again I'm gonna have to go to junior producer George.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And if this if because you look, the question was

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Speaker 1: The answer is correct. The question is have you got

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm sure everyone back at the station has been running

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Speaker 1: won five hundred buck. George is my favorite name.

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Speaker 3: Love that name, Shelley.

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Speaker 1: H Well, George isn't my name for starters.

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Speaker 3: That's just what we call him to belittle.

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Speaker 6: Oh sorry, George, I don't like that name.

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Speaker 1: Then it's Friday. Yeah you made it in time.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, Shelley, so nice.

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Speaker 2: Five hundred bucks mate, where's the cash coming?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: My mom?

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Speaker 7: Sixty and we're having a Hawaiian san party by bringing

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Speaker 2: Oh good stuff day, hear Shelley, you have a wonderful weekend.

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Speaker 3: George. You're a good man. You're a good man.

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Speaker 2: Well, Dona, and all of a sudden you overset the mark.

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Speaker 3: This is the issue, mate, This is the issue.

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Speaker 2: Hey guys, we're going to go to a tune. Amazing

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Speaker 2: stuff here. This hour of radio is truly scintillating. You're

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Speaker 2: gotta get out your cars download the iHeartRadio app because

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Speaker 2: right up next, one of the media's best, one of

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Speaker 2: Australia's best, Pete Hellier, is going to be on this

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Speaker 2: very porch, co hosting with May Woods. I mean it

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Speaker 2: has to happen thanks to Ruffy Rustic Foods, So I go.

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Speaker 2: I think you'll have to get off for social distancing purposes.

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Speaker 2: You might be able to do special comments from Michelle's

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Speaker 1: It's my house. I understand you're making me leave my house.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know I'm making you do. But it's

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Speaker 3: Helly and Helly is good.

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Speaker 2: He's live up next on Kiss Live from what He's

447
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Speaker 2: front porch for our final addition, all thanks to Ruffi

448
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Speaker 2: Rustic Foods.

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Speaker 3: A few neighbors have come out here to say gooday again.

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Speaker 2: Can we get a chair for the people that are

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Speaker 2: out in the street responsibly in their front yards? Hello,

452
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Speaker 2: thanks for coming down. Guys, look that this final one.

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Speaker 2: Woods is our final guest out here for the Rouffi

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Speaker 2: Rustic Foods live on the Portra Stomagans.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit of a blow to you. It's mixed emotions.

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00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,840
Speaker 1: It's mixed emotions. I mean, I love because they're good,

457
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Speaker 1: they're they're amazing, and that's and that's where it's mixed,

458
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Speaker 1: because I love and respect this person so much, but

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Speaker 1: I also hate them, yea, because I have a fear,

460
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 1: maybe in irrational fear, that they will be taking my

461
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Speaker 1: job on this show.

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Speaker 2: Now, a lot of people, if you're just tuning into

463
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Speaker 2: Will and Woody, what he's not exaggerating that this is

464
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 2: something that's come up over the course of two years.

465
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Speaker 2: It started as a bit of a gag, and then

466
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Speaker 2: you made it into something very real that you thought

467
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Speaker 2: Pete Hellier was going to take your job.

468
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Speaker 1: Do you actually believe that the show would be better

469
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Speaker 1: if you replaced me with Pete Hellier?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The fact that you're thinking about this is killing me.

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Speaker 3: He is good. I haven't said I'll pick up the

473
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Speaker 3: phone and call Pete Hellier.

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Speaker 1: That was a trap and I didn't want you to

475
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Speaker 1: go that way sometimes like anyone could do what I do.

476
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Speaker 1: And you know when you say Pete Hellier could replace me,

477
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Speaker 1: I'm going to kill Pete Elliot.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well I hope you don't kill him because

479
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 2: he's about to walk out on the fort right now.

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Speaker 2: A final roughy, rustic foods case. It's Pete Helly go

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Speaker 2: out of what is my bode? Here?

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Speaker 1: He is? This feels almost right, doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: We're nearly there.

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Speaker 2: There's a couple of things that need to happen first

485
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Speaker 2: and foremost.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to sign to go over.

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Speaker 1: The name man, that's funny good so and also it

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Speaker 1: does look good, doesn't look Pete? It sounds good, sounds good.

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Speaker 1: You look great.

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Speaker 7: I've already got a segment idea I just thought of.

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Speaker 7: The second is called will Pete do It? Yeah, so

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Speaker 7: we get both our names in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the listeners can challenge, will you, you know, build

495
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Speaker 7: up a goola for these battlers who live down the street.

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Speaker 3: Pete will do it?

497
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Speaker 7: And I go out and I build up a goal.

498
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Speaker 1: You feeling confident about keeping my job. It's a funny.

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Speaker 3: Sponsors and I'm going to Pete. I brought you out

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Speaker 3: of here as a replacement.

501
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Speaker 1: Will Pete do it? Give us a call?

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00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we actually out of time.

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Speaker 2: Well, we used to have a segment called Willie or Woody,

504
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,679
Speaker 2: which you know really worked.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but will it's almost it's almost the same idea,

506
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Speaker 7: but just different enough.

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Speaker 3: Look, one of the issues we have got out here.

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Speaker 3: I can see with you guys though.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, because Pete's responsibly social distancing, Well.

510
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Speaker 1: Pete can go on the sidewalk. Well, no, the hope

511
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 1: doesn't go on will it's the Will and Peach show mate,

512
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Speaker 1: So you're not giving you my stool. Well, I think.

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Speaker 7: Awkward, but it's even more awkward than I than I thought.

514
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 7: And the four blocks wearing socks with his sandals, I mean,

515
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 7: he's let himself go already.

516
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Speaker 1: He could come up here on the porch from the beginning.

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Speaker 7: This is what we dreamt when we had that meeting

518
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Speaker 7: last week, isn't it. It was just supposed to be

519
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 7: a coffee and then it just turning, so all of

520
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,959
Speaker 7: a sudden, there's a photo shoot happening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's moved fast.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: go into a tune. And on the other.

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Speaker 2: Side, am I allowed to talk or well, I'm not sure.

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00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: We'll think about it. We'll think about it. You have

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Speaker 2: a song to think about it.

527
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: And on the other side, it's the Will and Peachow

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Speaker 1: live from wood His front porch, all thanks to Ruffy Rustic.

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Speaker 3: Foods posting, wow.

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Speaker 2: He woulds we have had an absolute journey out here

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Speaker 2: with honestly some of the best performers the country's got.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely the line from the Porch extravaganza I think exceeded

533
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: all expectations and massive thanks to Ruffy Rustic Foods for

534
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Speaker 1: backing an idea in and for trusting a guy that

535
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: actually hadn't booked any of the guests or performers. But

536
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,239
Speaker 1: I pulled it off. We pulled it off. And if

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Speaker 1: you miss Daniel it have listened to this.

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Speaker 3: The week the wies.

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Speaker 6: Wow, what an entertainment roller coaster. That all started when

540
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 6: Woody was left in charge to do commercial deals while

541
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 6: Will was away on the ideas go and.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have you there by my side. So I

543
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: was just saying, yes, I can do this, Yes I

544
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: can do this, Yes I can do this.

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00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 6: He struck up a deal with Roughy Rusty Foods too well,

546
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 6: deliver something he had no business doing.

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Speaker 1: This really snowball, And not only am I not one

548
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Speaker 1: of the faces of Roughy Rusty food, but they would

549
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: like to sponsor our show. We are going to put

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Speaker 1: on one of the greatest performances ever. It's going to

551
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Speaker 1: be called Live from the Porch. We are going to

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Speaker 1: have either a stand up comedian or a musician performing

553
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Speaker 1: live with a very skeptical will Boy's side Wood.

554
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 6: He started collecting his talent one by one, Ross Noboard.

555
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: Nate Valvo, Nate Valvo.

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Speaker 3: Us singing dog. Wait what.

557
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Speaker 1: We put the dog singing in this? I thought it

558
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Speaker 1: was meant to be.

559
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 6: Anthony Khalia.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Darryl Pripe.

561
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Speaker 3: Way, then what do you hit a roadblock?

562
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,360
Speaker 6: He got a killer rejection from Nicole Kidman's manager.

563
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: I was interested in maybe the cole getting involved.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, you're with the BBC.

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00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: No you enough to go down? Well, well before you go,

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00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: can't get an email.

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Speaker 4: Adressed or something, www dot go sit on yourself dot com.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So instant. Wilt saved the day to.

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Speaker 3: Somebody that you're particularly insecure about.

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Speaker 1: It's not Hellia. Is it dying now?

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Speaker 6: It's not Hell's safe to say wood He was not

572
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 6: too happy with his best mate's choice, Rody Will.

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Speaker 3: Very good Hellia ne.

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Speaker 1: So that was that.

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Speaker 6: All the talent were locked in, Will, Woody and Pete. Yeah,

576
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 6: all delivered a week of entertainment. We'll never forget.

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Speaker 3: Good game winds he wins a weekend with.

578
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:16,959
Speaker 1: Louis the question family are so nice and so weird?

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Speaker 1: Right last time I was there, they had dinner at

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Speaker 1: the table. What is your TV broken?

581
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?

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00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 1: Weird people? If you're not getting called to.

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00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 6: The table, it's not for dinner, it's because something bad

584
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 6: has happened, you know.

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Speaker 1: A mixed together.

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00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 6: They were a perfect combination of music and comedy, just

587
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 6: like what he has promised. It is will and hate

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00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 6: out here on the front portless.

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00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 7: And if the offer came through pre pandemic, yeah, this

590
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 7: probably wouldn't happen. But there are windows of opportunity that

591
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 7: are opening that I never thought possible necessary.

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00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 6: It's been an AMPI week line from Woody's porch. Will

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00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 6: and Woody helped out in rough times thanks to Ruffy

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Speaker 6: Rustic Foods.

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Speaker 1: Good job, Buddie.

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00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 3: Honestly, if you missed any of that, And if you're.

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00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: Ever going to podcast our show, now's the time to

598
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Speaker 2: do it, because that was seriously scintillating stuff.

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00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: Pete Hellier into Lano and Woodley. Yeah, for the last

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Speaker 1: hour of the show today.

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio is the app you got to download to get

602
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 2: our podcast guys.

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00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a mate that.

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00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that'll give you a smile if you're

605
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: having a hell of a time, if you're anxious about

606
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: coming out of isolation. I promise that will put a

607
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: smile on your dial this weekend as well.

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Speaker 1: Ruffy Rustic Foods, get around Raffy Rustic foods, Beautiful self

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00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: made meals, absolutely delicious, delicious meals made easier, I think

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Speaker 1: is the way. Absolutely, William, I've got to run. I've

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00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: got a spot on the project. I'm taking Hellia seat tonight,

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00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: so I bid you farewell.

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00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 3: Or of what in what?

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00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: In what world? In a parallel universe? What is this

615
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: an episode of black Mirror? I wouldn't have thought.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get out of here, go have yourse a

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Speaker 2: wonderful Friday.

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Speaker 3: Be very good, be safe, and look after yourselves.

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Speaker 2: I know there's a lot of anxiety people going back

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Speaker 2: out into the open, and it's probably pretty daunting for

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Speaker 2: a lot of people. So yeah, look after yourself first

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Speaker 2: and foremost. We're gonna be back from the studio on Monday.

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Speaker 2: We are done with the porch. Thanks to everyone for

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Speaker 2: getting around and out here, and we'll see you Monday.

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