Speaker 1: All right, so, mitches, you know we are ticking off
Speaker 1: moments from the ege and bucket list because we are terminal.
Speaker 1: We are an end of life care.
Speaker 2: Are we hope you've not heard the news Kate language, No,
Speaker 2: because you know I don't hear.
Speaker 3: I'm on a need to know basis shit.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we've been diagnosed with you know, terminal podcast.
Speaker 3: No, terminal brilliant, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Terminal brilliance. We are ending the show after five years.
Speaker 1: We're ending on a good note. Mitch and I are
Speaker 1: still friends, barely, but we are.
Speaker 3: We are we are hanging by three.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the show is over. So we're trying to
Speaker 1: tick off all the bucket list moments that we want
Speaker 1: to do before we end, and having Katelne Brook back
Speaker 1: for a fourth ah with me Bayes.
Speaker 2: And that's partly why I was borderline harassing your gorgeous produce.
Speaker 2: It's ash because I was like time's ticking, babes, like
Speaker 2: we're nearly finished, and all of our gorgeous idiots that's
Speaker 2: what we call our listeners, the idiots charming say we're
Speaker 2: begging for another Kate episode.
Speaker 4: So you're here and we are thrilling.
Speaker 3: I love it, but how sad and devastating for all
Speaker 3: of the gorgeous idiots.
Speaker 1: I know they really took it quite well to be
Speaker 1: like me, and they were like, what we had about
Speaker 1: seven messages going yeah, I guessed it. I picked it
Speaker 1: six months ago.
Speaker 4: I don't know what they meant by that.
Speaker 3: Can I just say, because if you have such a long,
Speaker 3: glorious relationship you two, what's the closest that you've come.
Speaker 3: You've obviously you've hung by three, You've seen each other
Speaker 3: through a lot of changes with each other.
Speaker 2: What's the closest, the closest that we've come to?
Speaker 3: A total schism? And car park?
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, I'm still confused. Get my car?
Speaker 3: No? No as in massive choms, punch.
Speaker 1: Onsh got your guards? Oh, because the other question were easier.
Speaker 1: I tried to fuck Mitch, I think three weeks into
Speaker 1: knowing him.
Speaker 3: But I thought I thought you were getting at But
Speaker 3: I wasn't even going to ask about that. I mean,
Speaker 3: both of you were so eminently designed, arable, and we.
Speaker 1: Are we are sort of, you know, a mirror image
Speaker 1: of each other. You know, me the masculine, rugged bear
Speaker 1: and you which you're the delicate daffodil. You know, I
Speaker 1: would crush you in all the right ways.
Speaker 3: I'd say our hothouse orchard, I like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're poisonous to cats? Perfect they No, they're not.
Speaker 4: I have to google every fucking plant that comes in
Speaker 4: my home. Is it going to kill my daughter?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But why do you have a cat and assume
Speaker 3: it's going to die?
Speaker 2: Because most pot plants are poisonous to cats, except for
Speaker 2: the ugly ones.
Speaker 4: They have a cat friendly ones.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I love you?
Speaker 3: But if that were true, this continent island that we're
Speaker 3: lucky enough to call home would be strewn with the
Speaker 3: carcasses of dead feelines because most of them live in
Speaker 3: houses that also have pots, and they seem to be
Speaker 3: doing Okay, I think we're going to clock that up
Speaker 3: to your neurosis.
Speaker 2: But you know what people online are like Kate, like,
Speaker 2: I could just post something and in the background they'll.
Speaker 1: That's going to kill your pat But you need to
Speaker 1: not care. I couldn't care less.
Speaker 4: What about my cat's life?
Speaker 3: No, you know what your spot on, Mitch, I was
Speaker 3: in me good hair, Mitch. You don't have a good hair, Mitch,
Speaker 3: But that's that hair is stunning. That fucking hair is
Speaker 3: wearing you my friend anyway, But Mitch, I put up
Speaker 3: a picture like months ago, and I'd had a massive
Speaker 3: night with Peter Allen Lewis right, you're beloved, my beloved,
Speaker 3: my beloved, And for some reason in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night we got home about three o'clock and probably
Speaker 3: around five am, I was hungry. I was hungry. I
Speaker 3: didn't want to eat what he was offering. So I
Speaker 3: went downstairs and I started fossicking around and all I
Speaker 3: could find was, I think, a packet of chicken in
Speaker 3: a biscuit. And the reason that I think that was
Speaker 3: I had no recollection. I woke up in the morning
Speaker 3: and then next to the bed was an empty foil
Speaker 3: bag from chicken in the biscuit, and I was like, no, one,
Speaker 3: don't say drag. I feel so dy anyway, So I
Speaker 3: posted the photo as in like what about last night?
Speaker 3: You know one of those I had no recollection, And
Speaker 3: one of the messages I got was, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I know somebody whose dog died by suffocating the badge
Speaker 3: from the chicken in the biscuit. We should have been laughing,
Speaker 3: because if no, it can laugh at that kids twofold one, Darwin.
Speaker 1: Yes, you Google that she's not talking about the city.
Speaker 3: Survival of the fittest, but also the person that feels motivated.
Speaker 3: That that is their response that they want to send
Speaker 3: you after you've had a big night and you've enjoyed
Speaker 3: an obisco shnack in bed.
Speaker 2: My response to that is actually just wondering how long
Speaker 2: did the hangover last? Because I'm only twenty bloody eight
Speaker 2: and if i have a night where I get in
Speaker 2: at five am and I'm ravishing.
Speaker 4: Oh, I could be hungover for a week.
Speaker 3: Ravenous, No ravishing, You're always ravishing. You're always ravishing. You
Speaker 3: might also be ravenous. And here we are.
Speaker 1: We always say some words.
Speaker 3: Mitch and Mitch and the visiting bitch. They always learned
Speaker 3: some words.
Speaker 1: Talking to Kata is like when you bumping onto your
Speaker 1: English teacher after you've left high school, but they still teach.
Speaker 1: I know, coles into the checkout chick and.
Speaker 2: No, So, Kate, we're very lucky to have you back
Speaker 2: in the accident done. How long did the hangover last?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, so this is strange.
Speaker 4: I've never had a hangover.
Speaker 3: What I get very tired and I get dusty. I've
Speaker 3: never had a hangover.
Speaker 1: Kay, that is a hangover.
Speaker 3: I've never had a hangover. No, No, I don't get
Speaker 3: the heat and the thing and the.
Speaker 1: My record has never been solid, but I've never had
Speaker 1: diarrhea ever in my life.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I tell you why.
Speaker 3: By way of illustration. We came back. We were at
Speaker 3: a big party in Barron on the weekend and mad
Speaker 3: for three four days. Came back Monday night, got home
Speaker 3: at eleven blah blah blah. I got four kids sit
Speaker 3: in there. I got up, atee them breakfast and went
Speaker 3: to yoga at six thirty. Yeah, wake up whistling. I
Speaker 3: feel whistling doesn't matter what you do the night before.
Speaker 1: Wake up whistling, that is, you wake up whistling. You
Speaker 1: know what I've started to wake up and do. I
Speaker 1: actually don't know what the name of the practice is,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to get in trouble for cultural appropriation.
Speaker 1: But when you know, when you see a Chinese grandma
Speaker 1: in the park and they're in the park and they
Speaker 1: are like a Dutch windmill, like you're all of a
Speaker 1: sudden in Rotterdam, and they just swing. They also clap
Speaker 1: the body and they cut.
Speaker 3: The arm themselves.
Speaker 1: Point yes, I think it's lymphatic drainage. And I've been
Speaker 1: big into that every morning. And I'm telling you, where
Speaker 1: are you slapping?
Speaker 3: We may not.
Speaker 1: Let me point to the areas that I slapped myself.
Speaker 1: Now it's in like this weather. Leather lymphodes are pit's
Speaker 1: neck groys.
Speaker 3: Well, they were everywhere. And what does that do?
Speaker 1: It drains it. It gets rains them, drains the lymphatic system.
Speaker 4: And you different, how up do I.
Speaker 1: Feel a bit slow in the mornings?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I do like radio, So I get home late. Then
Speaker 1: I kind of sleep in later. So I'm up and
Speaker 1: I'm kind of everyone's already started their days. So I
Speaker 1: will Chinese Grandma myself and the soles.
Speaker 3: Of your feet, because I remember I was doing that
Speaker 3: for a while because I saw some Chinese guy on
Speaker 3: Insta do it and he called it digging for gold. Oh,
Speaker 3: you slap your feet the soles of your feet. Slap
Speaker 3: him like I can't remember sixty times or whatever, and
Speaker 3: he calls it digging for gold. And he goes, if
Speaker 3: you slap the soles of your feet, you dig for gold,
Speaker 3: you get the gold of health.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hell if the magic of the bottom of the
Speaker 1: foot I always see whenever I'm on daily mail. You
Speaker 1: know those random ads. They kind of look like you've
Speaker 1: been hacked, but it's also an ad. It's like David
Speaker 1: Kosh admits to investing in this making Ramage puts an
Speaker 1: onion on the sole of her foot, and now she's twenty.
Speaker 1: It's always it's always that and those two people. But
Speaker 1: everyone says, put a slice of onion on your foot,
Speaker 1: put a sock on, and you wake up and you'll
Speaker 1: have nothing wrong with you.
Speaker 4: Have you ever had one of those fake ads next
Speaker 4: to your name, Kate disappoint I haven't. Oh, I'll get cracking.
Speaker 3: I mean, what if you were going to imagine a
Speaker 3: campaign for me, what would it be?
Speaker 1: What would it be?
Speaker 2: Because it's always something ridiculous, like Lisa Wilkinson swears by
Speaker 2: these vitamin and gummies or something.
Speaker 1: It's always what you're known for, you know, like I
Speaker 1: don't know what, but what am I known for?
Speaker 4: Benders?
Speaker 3: Apparently being an English teacher? Learn English?
Speaker 1: Now I did google you, and you know what. This
Speaker 1: keeps coming up because I'm trying to buy a house
Speaker 1: at the moment, Kate, so I keep getting the ad
Speaker 1: for your god forsaken house. I'm like different tax bracket. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm not buying Kate.
Speaker 3: I think it is Mitch suring. I think you're really
Speaker 3: playing yourself down.
Speaker 4: Oh are you moving house at the moment.
Speaker 3: You know, we've already moved house. We're trying to sell it.
Speaker 1: You know, we had it.
Speaker 3: We moved in lockdown. When my husband thought we needed
Speaker 3: a challenge. We need a challenge, we need a new house.
Speaker 3: So we bought a house we hadn't seen because we
Speaker 3: were in lockdown, so we weren't last Oh my god,
Speaker 3: and so we bought it. And then it turned out
Speaker 3: we didn't need a challenge, we just needed to come
Speaker 3: out of lockdown. By that point, it was too late.
Speaker 3: We had this house. Anyway, That's what's happened.
Speaker 4: So you lived in an ICM.
Speaker 3: We're living in it now. What's so?
Speaker 4: Which one are getting rid of?
Speaker 3: I feel so slow today, Oh, darling, Mitch, I love you.
Speaker 3: You know what You're like fifty first dates?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Like? Everything is new to you every single time? Every
Speaker 3: day I'm like, oh my goodness, what is this thing?
Speaker 3: I'm a chair that Oh my goodness, I'm sucking air
Speaker 3: in and out? What's that called breathing?
Speaker 1: What's coming out of my lower parts.
Speaker 3: Also, what's that sticker on your arm hair? Mitch?
Speaker 4: Look what is it?
Speaker 2: I'm getting it layser off soon. It's a tattoo that
Speaker 2: I regret from when I was like twenty. It's a
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga tattoo. It's the most puffy thing ever.
Speaker 3: And I'm not the biggest monster.
Speaker 2: I thought I was at the time, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I will always feel this strongly about an artist, but
Speaker 2: I just don't feel strongly about fucking anything in my
Speaker 2: late twenties.
Speaker 3: Course not. And you know what, that will happen increasingly
Speaker 3: through your life to the point where you'll want to
Speaker 3: get your actual self lasered off.
Speaker 1: You know, I've got to say, Kate, like, looking at
Speaker 1: you here now, having you on for what the fourth time,
Speaker 1: you have not aged a bit since we first had
Speaker 1: you on the show, like us yeah, us Haggard beasts,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty next year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 4: What would you say mit him?
Speaker 3: What would you say it?
Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting because he looks younger at the moment
Speaker 2: than he did like five years ago.
Speaker 3: And this I a grey you know what you've got
Speaker 3: boomerang looks.
Speaker 1: What's boomerang looks.
Speaker 3: The boomerang looks is what someone said to me years
Speaker 3: and years ago, is that those people who it's like
Speaker 3: they're thrown out and they come back to themselves and
Speaker 3: they come back younger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get like Husy. Oh, like Husy Husy.
Speaker 3: His whole life has looked eighty too, and now he
Speaker 3: looks like the bedst he's.
Speaker 1: Ever looks usually looks hot. He was talking about margarine
Speaker 1: on his Instagram the other day. Had a tub but
Speaker 1: that was disgusting. The Nuttlex, the nutles, the nutlet into
Speaker 1: Costco and he'd finished like a three kilo tub of
Speaker 1: bulk Netlex Mitchell, it's like a buttery.
Speaker 3: Quite like Nuttlex, of all of them. It's got a
Speaker 3: nice flavor.
Speaker 1: I agree with the Actually he was going, I've mean
Speaker 1: the Costco and you know, doing all that bit, and they.
Speaker 3: Said, I'd never finish this tab and I never finish
Speaker 3: his tab of margarine. It's taken how long it's taken
Speaker 3: him eighteen months.
Speaker 1: To finish his tub of margarine. Of course everyone was confused.
Speaker 1: But I watched the whole thing. I think I watched
Speaker 1: it twice, and I do the comments I did read
Speaker 1: the comments great for engagement.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, it's kind of like people were
Speaker 3: like seed oils, seed oils, you're weekend.
Speaker 4: By the time, see what I see what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know what I did the other I posted a
Speaker 1: story in my bedroom and then someone commented, going, so
Speaker 1: nice to see that your house is also lived in
Speaker 1: my mind. I'm like, go fuck yourself, that's still right.
Speaker 3: It means if you're you were messy massy.
Speaker 1: Saying nice to see that my pig pen is also
Speaker 1: replicated in yours.
Speaker 3: I bet that's someone who's who knew someone who's dog
Speaker 3: choked on a chicken and a biscuit packet, not the
Speaker 3: actual person, because God forbid anything like that should be
Speaker 3: for anyone.
Speaker 1: That'd be horrific.
Speaker 3: You don't dwell on that. I wonder they've got to
Speaker 3: wind up five years of Is it just me?
Speaker 1: I know we didn't get canceled though you never did,
Speaker 1: did you know?
Speaker 3: That's not me and Valvo on the buck up. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're just like the conversations we have. It's so liberating.
Speaker 3: Sash our producer, as you know, highly highly esteemed. She's
Speaker 3: always like, oh, I hope you don't get canceled like
Speaker 3: how does that happen?
Speaker 2: I mean, I do listen to your podcast from time
Speaker 2: to time, and I feel like it would be an
Speaker 2: appropriate replacement for our idiots who are looking for something new,
Speaker 2: because it's it's that same inappropriate humor that we have,
Speaker 2: like woke people, don't bother. You're probably going to get
Speaker 2: upset because there was an episode I heard you talking
Speaker 2: about how you're fully in favor of slut shaming, and
Speaker 2: you wouldna We're going to have.
Speaker 3: A special slut shaming party.
Speaker 1: How that works?
Speaker 3: You haven't thought it through. Don't ask for details, Mitch
Speaker 3: All it was just born. It was just sometimes you know,
Speaker 3: you got to hang on to things so tight that
Speaker 3: you want to let out. You know, in this world,
Speaker 3: I get you. You did hang onto you know. On
Speaker 3: the podcast you can just let stuff out. But Mitch,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you where you went wrong. Good hair Betty
Speaker 3: from Blacktowl. Mitch. Even if people hate you, even if
Speaker 3: the wokesters, you let them hate, listen, Oh totally, don't
Speaker 3: drive them away. Come hate listen to Katie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're about to send an influx of our idiots
Speaker 2: your way and they won't be offended.
Speaker 3: Don't threat they must be devastated.
Speaker 1: They were naturally they were naturally.
Speaker 3: By the way, you never answered what fight you had
Speaker 3: here too?
Speaker 1: Well, you know what, We'll be honest, we've had many
Speaker 1: a fight, but they resolved themselves very quick.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, it's a really.
Speaker 3: Fun you've never had a big one.
Speaker 2: It's kind of just especially when we're both stressed and whatever.
Speaker 2: We're both like trying to compete who's more stressed, who's
Speaker 2: more tied. Yeah, and then it's like, how about we
Speaker 2: just be nice?
Speaker 3: Oh, you like a couple with a newborn baby.
Speaker 4: Yes, exact, I only.
Speaker 3: Had ten minutes sleep, only had eight minutes sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do get into those fights of like schedule
Speaker 1: and who's more busy, but we always know that that's
Speaker 1: the root of it. I don't think there's ever been
Speaker 1: a different route, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's no particular one that springs to mind,
Speaker 2: which I suppose is a good thing. I mean, you
Speaker 2: know what it's like, hate to walk away from a
Speaker 2: very successful show just because you can't particularly be.
Speaker 1: Fucked anymore, that's all it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's right, And then you know what you
Speaker 3: get to do? Have the reunions? Oh yes, exactly, and
Speaker 3: the constant speculations.
Speaker 1: A speculation. Oh my jusy and.
Speaker 3: I are doing so many jobs next year, next year,
Speaker 3: we're doing so many jobs.
Speaker 1: I don't know he find the time.
Speaker 2: I was actually wondering about that because last time, well
Speaker 2: one of the bloody times you were here, I can't remember,
Speaker 2: you were saying that Hughes is a workaholic. He could
Speaker 2: not understand why you would give up the radio show
Speaker 2: you did together, because he's like, what are you gonna
Speaker 2: do all day? Yeah, he's currently not on the radio.
Speaker 2: He must just be harassing you, going.
Speaker 4: Come on, babe, let's get the man back together.
Speaker 3: Well, you know he is still very busy.
Speaker 1: Nutlets won't need itself, will it.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of spreading anyway, It's true he's not
Speaker 3: as busy as he was. But because he's very he's
Speaker 3: very adaptable, Hughsy, he's reptilian, yeah, always says like a reptile.
Speaker 3: You know that he can survive and thrive in harsh environments.
Speaker 3: And so now because his life has slowed down like
Speaker 3: markedly that he's not doing breakfast radio now, he's all zen.
Speaker 4: Oh and you must be thinking, iye, bloody tried to
Speaker 4: tell you didn't. I yeah, I told you, I know.
Speaker 3: But it's only for this period. As soon as he
Speaker 3: starts his next big job, that will all go out
Speaker 3: the window again. But he's like a politician, you know,
Speaker 3: whenever they lose an election, they're like, I want to
Speaker 3: spend more time with my family. Yes, you know, not
Speaker 3: during the eighteen proceding years anyway. So you're doing that
Speaker 3: and you're enjoying it very much. Oh yeah, he's just
Speaker 3: brought a podcast fan. Oh what, he's bought a podcast fan?
Speaker 1: Well, how does that work? Is that the same as
Speaker 1: the slut shaming bus, Kate, or they're going to be
Speaker 1: different things.
Speaker 3: You're very keen to get on this spark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a little slut shaming. I've got ideas
Speaker 1: for you, Kate. Here's what I'm thinking. You have been
Speaker 1: to New York or any big sight seeing cities and
Speaker 1: they've got those big almost double decker buses that have
Speaker 1: the glass top, and then they drive through New York
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, there's a flashmop right,
Speaker 1: there's just there's just and they watch it and they
Speaker 1: take their photos through the glass. Will you and a
Speaker 1: bunch of slut shamers can sit in this glass box,
Speaker 1: drive around the CBD and just yell out slut shame.
Speaker 3: Okay, brilliant. But here's the thing, and how you'll accommodate this.
Speaker 3: I don't know. We are at once the slut shamers
Speaker 3: and the slow arts.
Speaker 1: How is that gonna work it's self? For when it
Speaker 1: works in the same way that I can go use
Speaker 1: such a puff exactly, Mitchell, because I can, because I am.
Speaker 4: We can say the work.
Speaker 1: You can say the word, But then, Kate, you've got
Speaker 1: to back it up with actual sluttiness. You can't just
Speaker 1: say you were a slight and come to work in
Speaker 1: you know, denim overall.
Speaker 3: Hang, I wonder if I take my top off underneath
Speaker 3: s on? Okay, all right, I'll take it off.
Speaker 1: She's unbuckling me overall.
Speaker 3: I'm unbuckling it. Hey have got an ex bra.
Speaker 1: Oh she does? Oh my goodness? Have I gone on?
Speaker 1: I say, pink, here we go, look pig, How did
Speaker 1: you know? Beautiful?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, I can't. There's too much chop.
Speaker 1: But anyway, there's not the idea.
Speaker 3: Oh there's a bit of chop. I've carried for children.
Speaker 3: I'm nation building, doing the work of the nation that
Speaker 3: you two have so far chosen not to do.
Speaker 1: We're trying. We're trying.
Speaker 2: I was saying not too long ago on the podcast
Speaker 2: that I actually feel quite robbed that I don't get
Speaker 2: to experience birth and being pregnant. I think, why the
Speaker 2: fuck should only women get to dorough that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Jealous?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why the fuck? Why you know what? No one knows.
Speaker 3: Actually, neither of us could answer that. We're not scientists.
Speaker 1: We're not.
Speaker 4: That's the bee in my bottle.
Speaker 3: I wish, you know what, it's probably only hours away
Speaker 3: until there's a scientific breakthrough and you can I agree
Speaker 3: with you. And do you know what, there's a lot
Speaker 3: of women who'd say, go at it, my fee.
Speaker 1: I yes, bitch, go at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give birth, but I think sometimes
Speaker 1: like the idea of making a child naturally is very
Speaker 1: appealing to me. I don't know, I'm just hard.
Speaker 3: Making a child naturally? You mean, like with one of
Speaker 3: my card.
Speaker 1: The podcast or author TV you're listening to.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: I'm podcast by a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: Now, O, Kate, I want to know, do you miss radio?
Speaker 1: But because I'm at the point where it's ten years
Speaker 1: in commercial radio, for me next year. Nine years on air,
Speaker 1: and imagine you had this feeling of like Jesus like
Speaker 1: to do a daily show. And I did two daily shows.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. So did you get that like burning?
Speaker 1: I imagine it's like a you know, an old old
Speaker 1: candle melting down, you know, and just the clock kind
Speaker 1: of just just it kills you. Do you miss it?
Speaker 1: Do you miss the daily shows?
Speaker 3: I don't think I ever had that experience that. I mean,
Speaker 3: you're just doing breakfast particularly you get tired, you know what.
Speaker 3: I like the communion with someone and the exchange of
Speaker 3: ideas and the exchange of energy and with the audience
Speaker 3: as well. But I'm not a person that misses things,
Speaker 3: so I don't really miss it. But which is not
Speaker 3: to say that I didn't love it and that I
Speaker 3: will in the future not love it again. And also
Speaker 3: because now Nathan and I are doing the buck up,
Speaker 3: that you just get that little a dream and shot.
Speaker 3: I mean, probably why you guys are not enjoying the
Speaker 3: podcast for with the full injection of you know, red
Speaker 3: blood vesselshit once Scot is because you're both tired from
Speaker 3: your other things.
Speaker 4: Pretty much you've just hit the nail on the head.
Speaker 1: It's just what happens.
Speaker 3: And you know, tiredness or or the lack of newness
Speaker 3: of an experience when something becomes a chore. And it's
Speaker 3: not that you don't love it, it's just that it's
Speaker 3: a chore to be done and to be sandwiched amongst
Speaker 3: other things. You have a different relationship with it.
Speaker 1: You hit the nail on the head.
Speaker 4: It's not quite at the chore point yet, which is good.
Speaker 3: And you've called it before it gets to that exactly.
Speaker 2: You must be loving the difference between podcasting and radio though,
Speaker 2: like you're quite fond of light duties. I understand it's
Speaker 2: a lot less on your plate, right, but it scratches
Speaker 2: that same.
Speaker 3: It it's just so so liberating and fun and it
Speaker 3: still has and it also has a has more oxygen
Speaker 3: in it, I reckon. And because there's no interruptions, there's
Speaker 3: no there's no housework, there's no gend directors. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: not that i've ever, I've really never had a bad
Speaker 3: experience with them either, like really I've had a dream run.
Speaker 3: And also because I worked with Hughsey, who's so alpha,
Speaker 3: I think a lot of them were scared of him. Protectively,
Speaker 3: you haven't even had a listening session in you know,
Speaker 3: twenty years wow on edgecheck. Just yeah, we haven't had one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: But that also goes to show you, guys, when you're
Speaker 1: doing No over Breakfast and then Drive you When I
Speaker 1: first started A Kiss, you were on Drive on Kiss
Speaker 1: and I was on the street team and I hosted.
Speaker 3: You didn't invent you were gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I was twenty.
Speaker 4: I loved it.
Speaker 1: But you guys were so good. Did you do that
Speaker 1: with your show that you like, you know, wanted to.
Speaker 1: You got to a point and you know, we can't
Speaker 1: make anything else, like like what we're doing. You know,
Speaker 1: there's nothing else we've got to give, So we're leaving.
Speaker 3: No with Breakfast. We did only because we were tired
Speaker 3: and Hughsey wanted to do more stand up which he
Speaker 3: couldn't do with Breakfast Radio. And because my eldest son, Lewis,
Speaker 3: had had leukemia. And that was when my youngest, the
Speaker 3: youngest of the four, was five months old, so I
Speaker 3: felt like I'd been ripped away from Yarny the little one,
Speaker 3: so I wanted to have some time at home with him, right.
Speaker 3: So we were both on the same page with what
Speaker 3: we wanted to do. But I think you get to
Speaker 3: a certain point, my mate, you know Timmy Blackwell brilliant,
Speaker 3: He said to me, once it just falls out of you,
Speaker 3: and you get to the point where as his you
Speaker 3: would go, this isn't even work. When I said I
Speaker 3: was going to easily goes why.
Speaker 1: It's not even this is not even work.
Speaker 3: This is just a pleager. Why would you give it?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 3: And we got to the point where it just falls
Speaker 3: out of you, where it's just so natural and so
Speaker 3: that it really doesn't feel like work, except that until
Speaker 3: AI catches up with us, you do have to be there.
Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, it's coming for us all AI.
Speaker 3: Oh, isn't it? And you know what, I'm sick of
Speaker 3: hearing that everyone says at the moment, and you know,
Speaker 3: people get into these bas phrases. No doubt this This
Speaker 3: was invented by chat GPT, which also I'm annoyed we
Speaker 3: have to say GPT every time? Why do we? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're already training us to say things annoying.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway. People say you won't be replaced by AI, but
Speaker 3: you'll be replaced by somebody who knows how to use
Speaker 3: the I'm not that's the same fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stop, just stop, just stop. You'll hear people say
Speaker 1: it now.
Speaker 4: It's also so unreliable.
Speaker 1: AI.
Speaker 2: We've done a few experiments on the show, like couldn't
Speaker 2: replicate our voice, and it's so far from being able
Speaker 2: to replace this.
Speaker 4: It just gets it all wrong.
Speaker 3: I know. But we think that now. We're like, look,
Speaker 3: that man's got six fingers, but that's, you know what,
Speaker 3: an idiot. The robotsy idiots. But if you think how
Speaker 3: like quickly that has happened, I suppose, Yeah, they're coming
Speaker 3: for us. The sun has not set on us before.
Speaker 1: There will be a bit of an audio of me.
Speaker 3: I can't even say what I'll be saying because then
Speaker 3: I will literally have said it and can't use the
Speaker 3: excuse that it say I'm making me say it. But
Speaker 3: there'll be something preposterous or one of the three.
Speaker 2: Of us actually speaking of which sidebar, I've noticed on
Speaker 2: the buck up that you guys beep the F bomb.
Speaker 3: What's that about?
Speaker 1: You're allowed to say fuck here?
Speaker 3: I know, I know when we say it all we'd
Speaker 3: say it, We say it, and sometimes we don't beep it,
Speaker 3: but sometimes we like to beep it.
Speaker 1: Why what's the difference between a bleach fuck and non bleech.
Speaker 4: No, that's me.
Speaker 3: I just like sometimes to beep it.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, I just like their audio play of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. I think so. And also sometimes
Speaker 3: you know, now Australians, all we can do is swear.
Speaker 3: There used to be a thing that when my husband
Speaker 3: would go to the footy, people would say, these kids
Speaker 3: around so you couldn't swear. But now you just here
Speaker 3: at the airport the other day there were two guys
Speaker 3: in high vis waiting and literally converse and C and
Speaker 3: F and C and then he's but they weren't even
Speaker 3: being aggressive. They literally we could not say a sentence
Speaker 3: without being punctuated by swearing. And so I think sometimes very.
Speaker 4: Burning it is.
Speaker 3: It's me too. I'm super Verian swearing bear and with
Speaker 3: my with with my language in lieu of the word.
Speaker 4: When I'm trying to think of the next thing, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh fucking.
Speaker 1: Can I get fingers?
Speaker 3: That's just Australian.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, no, yeah, is the worst interview Stephen
Speaker 1: Fry last week and he said the same thing, and
Speaker 1: he's one of the most intelligent, funny Oh yes, how
Speaker 1: was about time he was brilliant.
Speaker 3: But couldn't you couldn't expose him to Mitchell. Mitchell would
Speaker 3: be like, what, No, it would be.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't work.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1: It needs a bit of Mitchell, like oil and water.
Speaker 1: You know, it had just stayed sort of but you.
Speaker 3: Know what delicious salad dressing.
Speaker 4: I greet you so right, vinegar, and know.
Speaker 1: I'm being a Mitchell.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: He said that his favorite thing to do is to
Speaker 1: say to say fuck. And he knows every word in
Speaker 1: the English language of the Latin. So for that man
Speaker 1: to say I love to say in the latter. So
Speaker 1: if he is happy to say fuck, then all bets
Speaker 1: are off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, and I think did I don't know. Well,
Speaker 3: let's not get into the origin of the word of
Speaker 3: the word fuck. Was it Shakespeare or oh?
Speaker 1: I know he invented he was balloon? He invented balloon?
Speaker 3: Balloon?
Speaker 1: Yeah is a Shakespearean word. Google words invented by Shakespeare? Yeah, balloon?
Speaker 1: Oh No, I know.
Speaker 3: I know. In fact, a girlfriend of mine has in
Speaker 3: her kitchen a list of expressions that have come from Shakespeare.
Speaker 3: And when you read it, of course I haven't committed
Speaker 3: any of them to memory. But when you read it,
Speaker 3: you're like, that's incredible. Yea, in everyday U see? I know,
Speaker 3: you know, I'll give you one of them.
Speaker 1: I went down a rabbit hole of Shakespeare being gay
Speaker 1: on TikTok and this he's a good amount of evidence.
Speaker 1: Read that man's work, and I mean that is a
Speaker 1: pool writing if ever I've read it in my life.
Speaker 1: He is so gay?
Speaker 4: Really, can you give an example?
Speaker 1: Created No, it's he's gain just just the the iambic
Speaker 1: pentameter and the rhythm and the magic and theta. Thank
Speaker 1: you you asked for examples. I mean, you know that's
Speaker 1: forty kids.
Speaker 3: The stripper is here.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 1: I studied theater, That's all I know.
Speaker 3: I don't know he was like Kate, I am bic pentameter?
Speaker 3: Is that didn't? Don't? Did?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 3: Like the Is that that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I can't couldn't remember what it was. He probably was gay.
Speaker 3: And also, let's face it, he was in the theater.
Speaker 3: Really but in those days where where the thrill the
Speaker 3: audience would get was being seeing a boy dressed up
Speaker 3: as a girl to see his ankles? What that those
Speaker 3: people imagine them on the slut shaming bus?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're in New York, they would, and
Speaker 1: they're so used to throwing rotten. Yeah, it's such a medieval.
Speaker 4: Hat.
Speaker 1: And I am a scold. This whole powered vehicle show
Speaker 1: that I made rabbit.
Speaker 3: What fun.
Speaker 2: You know another thing I heard on your podcast not
Speaker 2: only slut shaming, but I was shamed in a way
Speaker 2: because there's something that you detest that I'm.
Speaker 3: Guilty people who eat grilled fish, grilled fish. I'm a
Speaker 3: grilled fish grilled fish loser. You know what. When I
Speaker 3: was at the airport on Monday night, this guy came
Speaker 3: up to me and he went, she had grilled fish
Speaker 3: last night, pointing at his wife. I said, she seems
Speaker 3: like a lovely woman. She's a loser.
Speaker 2: Don't you tell just by looking at me that i'd
Speaker 2: be a grilled fish eater? And also, what's your beef
Speaker 2: with grilled fish?
Speaker 3: You know what? It's just it's not It's just I
Speaker 3: can't explain to you what's wrong about it. It's like
Speaker 3: going into a cell with John Wayne Gacy and trying
Speaker 3: to explain, trying to explain that though his paintings are nice,
Speaker 3: there's several deplorable things about him.
Speaker 2: So she said on the podcast, somebody needs to be
Speaker 2: battered or fried, never grilled.
Speaker 3: No, no crumbed, crumbed or bamed or battered.
Speaker 1: Crumbed is good. I love of steamed fish. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and I'll stand by steamed fish.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 4: What how the fuck is steamed okay? But grilled does not.
Speaker 1: Question the logic of just the thing.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not because sometimes you know, people order
Speaker 3: a huge steamed perch, you know, in an Asian restaurant,
Speaker 3: it's amazing. But grilled is just kind of depressing. Grilled fish,
Speaker 3: grilled flake.
Speaker 2: And I just can't handle the crumbed shit because there's
Speaker 2: never enough sin nidgy between the crumb and the fish.
Speaker 1: They need to get.
Speaker 4: Along, they need to stick together to cut them.
Speaker 3: Not a word of a line. I made crumbed fish
Speaker 3: for my family today. I went to the market. I
Speaker 3: had a something you two have never had. I had
Speaker 3: a fish craving.
Speaker 4: That was so fucking cheap, cheap shot.
Speaker 3: I went to the market and I got some what
Speaker 3: some what are that flat.
Speaker 1: Head flaggage asses.
Speaker 3: Took them home and crumbed them. As it turned out,
Speaker 3: because I'm living with five students, so oppressive, they all
Speaker 3: came out of the woodwork, all of them, and then
Speaker 3: my beautiful platter of fish was gone. I had two
Speaker 3: pitiful little pieces left.
Speaker 1: A crowd pleaser, is what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, great crumbed fish. I'll make it for you, Mitch.
Speaker 4: It was there synergy between the crumb and also.
Speaker 3: Doing it at home. Do your listeners care about this, idiots?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course the idiots like this.
Speaker 3: Okay, so corn flake crumbs the best crumb, superior crumb.
Speaker 3: Never tried that Panco. Sometimes that might be where you
Speaker 3: lose your synergy a Panco crumb, but it's too large
Speaker 3: a crumb.
Speaker 1: It's a bit crumb. I love that. This is the
Speaker 1: Kaitlin Brook legacy. I always see Melbourne socialites when they're sick.
Speaker 1: Joe Creasy, You'll go, I'm sick. I'm sick. Christy Swan
Speaker 1: Supers saved me. She dropped. She dropped off a metric
Speaker 1: ship turn at my front top. Okay, Caitlin Brook is
Speaker 1: just dropping off from grill.
Speaker 3: No, what is it?
Speaker 4: Crumb fish? Never crumb fish fish.
Speaker 1: That's your legacy.
Speaker 3: Very hard to drop off, it is it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you make? That's good? We spoke about
Speaker 1: it last time.
Speaker 4: Or you spoke about it.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard in the past you make a
Speaker 1: lasagna or a bolig Knaze, or Valvo does so.
Speaker 3: Valvo's mum lyan, you know, because his dad's Italian. Yes,
Speaker 3: Giuseppe couldn't be more Italian.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say, did you fucking make that up?
Speaker 3: Surely it sounds like it doesn't. Way, Lean makes a
Speaker 3: stunning ragu. Don't look at your fucking watch. I got that.
Speaker 1: No, I'll take it off and off watches off.
Speaker 3: It was that movie where he puts his grandfather's watch
Speaker 3: off his ass, and it's I.
Speaker 1: Think it's some war movie.
Speaker 4: Couldn't tell you you're going to leave that saint.
Speaker 3: Thank god you're here.
Speaker 1: Vietnam PTSD that pad and put puts a watch.
Speaker 3: It's a comedy.
Speaker 1: We've not so sounds it. Yeah, we haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: No, I promise you it is. Anyway you're looking at
Speaker 3: your watch.
Speaker 1: No, lady likes that I took it off. I listened.
Speaker 3: You took it off after you'd given it a good look.
Speaker 4: I checked the time.
Speaker 1: Is did you realize your story was thinking about Guseppe
Speaker 1: and his dumb rago? You went let me distract?
Speaker 3: Oh, No, it wasn't. It was actually not Giuseppe's ragu
Speaker 3: So see those things, yeah, not just for hooking youth
Speaker 3: sunglasses on, also for its Lynn's ragoo sh Anyway, she
Speaker 3: makes it stunning ragoot.
Speaker 1: I make a lot of food.
Speaker 3: I'm always feeding six people, now seven, Now that my
Speaker 3: eldest son's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would kill gypsy beautiful.
Speaker 3: John Wayne gaze what I said? Look at my own
Speaker 3: come in my catsman with that chat GPT.
Speaker 1: He does turn this on me? Can I just say
Speaker 1: every everything he said? Demituous, gorgeous hair, look at those nails.
Speaker 1: You called me fat.
Speaker 2: She's also heavily implied that I'm dumb. Don't worry, we're
Speaker 2: on the tame. I'm a boomerang beauty.
Speaker 1: Five years ago I thought, who is this? Now you're hot.
Speaker 3: I think you're beautiful. You've never been more beautiful. That's
Speaker 3: a compliment.
Speaker 2: And you know what her gorgeous co host Nate gives
Speaker 2: her ship. You know what he described her as He said,
Speaker 2: you look like someone that would smell like a dog. Yes,
Speaker 2: like you do smell like yeah, A look like someone
Speaker 2: that would which I feel is.
Speaker 4: Worse, so do I.
Speaker 3: It was the worst, and then he but here's the
Speaker 3: beauty of him. He didn't even realize how horrendous that
Speaker 3: was until I shrieked in horror. He didn't realize, and
Speaker 3: then he tried to act like that's not an insult,
Speaker 3: and then he goes, surprisingly, you always smell good. I
Speaker 3: made everything. He was just like he was like a
Speaker 3: man being marched to a shallow bush grave. He just
Speaker 3: kept digging.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, Well, I think the issue that is,
Speaker 1: you can change your smell, but you can't change if
Speaker 1: you look like you smell like a wet dog, can you. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, okay, so he has a go at me for
Speaker 3: wearing a lot of jewelry, for having a lot of
Speaker 3: cushions in my head.
Speaker 4: I tell you sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 2: One time I was walking along listening to your podcast,
Speaker 2: and I have my little moot pack on and I
Speaker 2: was going insane, being like, what is that in my
Speaker 2: bag that keeps chickling my Keith? And then I stopped
Speaker 2: talking and the jingling continued, and I was like, it's
Speaker 2: Kate's fucking wangle Pandora was going insane.
Speaker 3: By the way, Sasha French is here, come around here,
Speaker 3: She's just and you know what Sasha French hates going
Speaker 3: through security with me at the airport. All the bloodles
Speaker 3: and some of them are really hard to get, so
Speaker 3: you know that thing there are there's taking my epidermis
Speaker 3: off with them.
Speaker 4: Yep, I can't remember what I just interrupted. What were
Speaker 4: you saying, Kate, Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He was saying. How Valvo insulted me? Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: We've got nothing but insult.
Speaker 1: We do love Valvo. If you haven't heard The buck Up,
Speaker 1: it's on iHeartRadio. Get it wherever you get your podcast Valvo.
Speaker 1: If you don't know who Nap is, brilliant Australian comedian,
Speaker 1: is very, very funny and you two together are fantastic.
Speaker 1: We love it.
Speaker 2: And I did say before that I reckon our idiots
Speaker 2: will love The buck Up because you've got a very
Speaker 2: similar mantra to us, because we end every episode with
Speaker 2: we just want people to feel at least two percent better.
Speaker 4: That's all just two percent, what's yours. It's similar.
Speaker 3: That's our money back guarantee, and money back guarantee is
Speaker 3: that you'll feel better at the end of it the
Speaker 3: podcast than you do at the start, no matter how
Speaker 3: good you were feeling. It's really good because also, you know,
Speaker 3: people are into true crime, into true crime.
Speaker 1: I know I don't understand into it sick and twisted,
Speaker 1: but I love it. I love Case File. I love that.
Speaker 3: Probably everyone loves it. But it's like then, the same
Speaker 3: people are like that, it's too much violence in the world.
Speaker 3: What do you think you've made it? You've made an
Speaker 3: industry out of it. Yeah, that's got to keep turning
Speaker 3: up those dead bodies under old floorboards or people ain't
Speaker 3: got nothing to listen to it.
Speaker 1: And we're running out of serial killers. You know, in
Speaker 1: the early days, I sug my teeth into Dharma. He
Speaker 1: killed thirty three, and they go, oh, what about Gasey
Speaker 1: killed this many. I watched on the other night when
Speaker 1: he killed he killed two. I thought, I'll turn this off.
Speaker 3: No, that's right. People can't keep up.
Speaker 1: No, they can't keep up. It's going to happen. What's next?
Speaker 3: Look at your watch, tell me what time.
Speaker 1: I'm distraught.
Speaker 2: The reason that your gorgeous produce a sash is loitering
Speaker 2: there is that cutting into your buck up called the
Speaker 2: buck up.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. We should let her go, shouldn't we?
Speaker 3: Hey, Sash, what was that movie where the watch up
Speaker 3: comedy it's a comedy movie and he puts his grandfather's
Speaker 3: watch up his ars or he gives it to someone.
Speaker 3: Is it pulp fiction? She doesn't know the whites like,
Speaker 3: I'm mad. It's like making things.
Speaker 1: Aren't let me go?
Speaker 3: Why are you good?
Speaker 1: What am I googling? I didn't know.
Speaker 3: But Mitchell's normally googling.
Speaker 2: He is, but he's protest Google, like all sorts of
Speaker 2: unspeakable fucking things like big careful your algorithm is really yours.
Speaker 3: Probably won't change, Mitch during you know, I had watch.
Speaker 1: Up as anyway, I just had the war film in
Speaker 1: pulp Fiction nineteen ninety four. You're right there, you guy,
Speaker 1: the relate, relate relate.
Speaker 3: I mean, have you watched that film?
Speaker 4: Yes, you don't remember the watch the scene.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of that happens in that movie for
Speaker 1: that to be the takeaway.
Speaker 3: But also I think there isn't a lot of actors
Speaker 3: I think do that speech as an audition.
Speaker 1: As a monologue. I think I did it at seventeen.
Speaker 1: I wonder I didn't get accepted into Juilliard. That's a
Speaker 1: show I thought you would have done. Shakespeare O Fellow
Speaker 1: see I am. Don't start me and give me.
Speaker 3: A little something from your theater.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kate, this was so long ago. I
Speaker 1: don't honestly the way my brain works and Mitch can
Speaker 1: attest to this. It's like one of those one of
Speaker 1: those edges sketches where like if I and a couple
Speaker 1: of days is a good bump for me, and I'm done,
Speaker 1: it's gone.
Speaker 3: Hip wrapping.
Speaker 1: That's me. Yeah, that's me.
Speaker 3: Once it's gone, it's only good fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, we love you. Thank you for coming back.
Speaker 1: This will be your last time on is Just Me
Speaker 1: the podcast?
Speaker 3: I'm not that last time with the company of you
Speaker 3: two beautiful mitches.
Speaker 1: No, no, it won't be.
Speaker 3: But I love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being You know what you. Kate did
Speaker 1: support us in the early days, didn't she, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: You know what. I love talent.
Speaker 1: I love talent. It's very sweet.
Speaker 3: I just think talent is Talent's not as common as
Speaker 3: the amount of podcasters would.
Speaker 4: Have you think.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, But true talent is an extraordinary,
Speaker 3: uplifting thing. And you two have it.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so sweet.
Speaker 3: Things And I loved my moments with you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Kate. So have we most requested guests to
Speaker 1: come back to because we asked the idiots and they said,
Speaker 1: Kateline Brook, do you have.
Speaker 4: A back name for your listeners?
Speaker 3: Buckwhip, bank knuckles, buckwheets, your buck knuckles, buck.
Speaker 4: Face, our buck face.
Speaker 1: Buck face is good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, that's what that. We've got our people and
Speaker 3: we're happy to welcome your idiots.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they'll be right at home.
Speaker 1: They'll be mygrading over to the buck up. Katelyn Brook
Speaker 1: and Nathan Alvo. We love you, Katie, thanks for coming back.
Speaker 4: Love you, love you Bye Darling Bye.
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