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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 1: There was a pistachi on school.

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Speaker 3: They're seeing there for three months, and how did you know?

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Speaker 3: It had been there for three months?

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Speaker 1: Now I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 3: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever Grace your ears.

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Speaker 4: We're going to stake out a random pistachio nut in

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Speaker 4: the middle of the biggest que in Australia.

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Speaker 2: The big question is someone going to pick that nut up?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Wow, it's Will and Woodies their Starsio show.

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Speaker 3: That's he signed, isn't it. It's great here man, all right. Now,

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Speaker 3: a lot of people are concerned that this whole bit's lasted,

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Speaker 3: sting a little bit because they think there's a very

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Speaker 3: little chance that the nut's actually going to be picked up.

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Speaker 3: So we're just tweaking it a little bit. We've decided

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Speaker 3: that within the two hour show, when we're staking out

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Speaker 3: the nut, we can do a few little things to

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Speaker 3: hopefully make the nut more appealing. Now I've got some

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Speaker 3: truly genius ideas, but before I get to mine, let's

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Speaker 3: hear from some people listening to us. On thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh six five, Emma, how do you think we can

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Speaker 3: make the pistachio nut more appealing so someone picks it up.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to get a really cris one

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Speaker 1: dollar note and put it underneath.

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Speaker 3: All right, look, yes, sure that would work, But I

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Speaker 3: think we're drawing the line at paying people to pick

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Speaker 3: up the emma.

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Speaker 2: I put a line through that. Colin Fastened was on

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Speaker 2: this show suggesting that that was the only cure for it.

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Speaker 2: But I think that goes outside the bounds of the experiment. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: appreciate it, but that's the indication Woods of how desperate

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Speaker 2: people think that you need to get.

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Speaker 3: I'm sick of the pessimism and think outside the box, guys.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Sarah, I'm sure you've thought outside the box.

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Speaker 3: How can we make the pistachio more appealing?

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Speaker 4: Put it on top of the photo of a top

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Speaker 4: pastodo boody.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind. I actually don't mind. What if we

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Speaker 3: got someone like Tim Robard's to come down and then

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Speaker 3: we just placed him under the pistachio nut at some

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Speaker 3: stage that I don't mind that. I don't mind, Sarah.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to come back to that potentially, but that's

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Speaker 3: all we're going to hear from the people of Australia.

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Speaker 3: I also have a genius idea as to how we

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Speaker 3: can make the pistachio nut more appealing, and I call

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Speaker 3: it nut bait.

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Speaker 1: We're going to bait begging.

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Speaker 3: Nutbag pick it up. So look, the rules stand. We're

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Speaker 3: still staking out a pistachio nut for two hours. Yes,

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Speaker 3: except now, obviously I can't cross a line here. I

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Speaker 3: get that, you know I can go too far, But

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Speaker 3: I think I'm allowed to do a few subtle things, yes,

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Speaker 3: to make the nut look more appealing. Okay, and if

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Speaker 3: I could, I'd love to pitch you my first idea

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Speaker 3: for nut bait.

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Speaker 2: How many of these are you hoping to do?

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Speaker 3: I came up with seventy four. I've I have since

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Speaker 3: cut that down to four. Okay, but and maybe only

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Speaker 3: a few of them are good. So I'm gonna lead

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Speaker 3: with them the best because I truly think this is genius.

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Speaker 3: Now I've been I've been toying with this for a while.

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Speaker 3: I can't remember if I brought this up with you

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Speaker 3: I think it's brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So just before we get into it, where's the

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Speaker 2: line here. So we're not going to like you obviously

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Speaker 2: can't pay people money to pick up the nuts or yep.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I can directly say to people, hey,

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Speaker 3: go and pick up that nut.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're trying to draw attention to the nut.

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Speaker 2: You're trying to bait the nut.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yeah, exactly right. So I was thinking we

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Speaker 3: need the cue of people craving pistacios, right, yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: the aim of the game. They're standing there. I need

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Speaker 3: them wanting pistacio. So here's the idea. I get a

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Speaker 3: van to rock up, a van that's and I'll pay

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Speaker 3: for this. You fully wrap it, make it look legit.

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Speaker 3: Call it Pete's Pistacios. Okay, Pete's Pistachios. Van rocks up.

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Speaker 3: This guy screaming out the window. Pete, he is going, pistachios.

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Speaker 3: Get your pistachios. You see plump pistachios. All the people

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Speaker 3: in the queue, they're going, struth almighty, I'd love a pistachio.

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Speaker 3: I've been this queue for ages. At that point, At

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Speaker 3: that point, Pete announces, oh, sorry, folks, I actually don't

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Speaker 3: have any pistachios left. They're all gone none left. Now

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Speaker 3: if you don't love the idea, now let me finish

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Speaker 3: it up by telling.

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Speaker 5: You respond I know, because you're going to be negative,

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Speaker 5: but let me let me finish.

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Speaker 2: There's more.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a rug sale. But wait, there's more.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking that I have a celebrity Pete in the van,

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Speaker 3: and yes, will you guessed it? It's Pete Stefanovic.

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Speaker 4: So.

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Speaker 3: I must it was.

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Speaker 2: It was Pete Murray in my mind, but no, Pete

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Speaker 2: Sampras was the other one that came to mind.

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Speaker 3: But then a close third is Stefanovic. Pete, I say,

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Speaker 3: we go to a song and then right up next

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Speaker 3: we cold call Pete Stefanovic and see if he's keen

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Speaker 3: on what could be one of the greatest pistagio ploys ever.

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Speaker 3: You're with me, will, yes?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? I am. Next Tuesday is the great pistache Show.

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Speaker 2: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 3: There was a pistachi on scol seeing there for three months,

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Speaker 3: and how did you know? It had been there for

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Speaker 1: Now I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 3: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever. Grace your ears.

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Speaker 4: We're going to stake out a random pistachio, not in

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Speaker 4: the middle of the biggest que in Australia.

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Speaker 2: The big question is someone going to pick that nut up?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's Will Woody the Stadio show.

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Speaker 3: That's exciting, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: It's great here man?

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Speaker 3: Now will you actually don't think it's great gear Despite

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Speaker 3: what that opener says, you're concerned your pessimisms at play here.

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Speaker 3: You're concerned that there's no chance someone's going to pick

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Speaker 3: up the pistacio.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we heard, we heard from sports but yesterday the

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Speaker 2: odds that somebody's going to pick it up are astronomical

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Speaker 2: and I just don't want this to be a waste

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Speaker 3: Woods fair enough, and I've heard it. I've heard you, mate,

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Speaker 3: So effectively, I'm coming up with ways to make the

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Speaker 3: nut more appealing. And if you've just joined us, I

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Speaker 3: was just telling you about my first ploy to make

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Speaker 3: Stefanovic to rock up in a van branded with Pete's

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Speaker 3: pistachios and effectively yell out the window selling pistachios and

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Speaker 3: then at the right moment let everyone know that he's

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Speaker 3: run out of pistacios. Henceforth, everyone in the queue is

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Speaker 3: desiring pistachios. It's brilliant. I know that obviously. I've thought

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Speaker 3: about it long and.

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Speaker 2: He didn't say anything there because it was implicit.

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Speaker 3: Thank you will, I'll take so and says you're a genius, Woody.

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Speaker 3: The only concern is can we get Pete Stefanovic to

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Speaker 3: drive the van and play the part that he was

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Speaker 3: born to play. I've got his number. Never met this

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Speaker 3: bloke in my life. It's a big no no to

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Speaker 3: cold people, cold call people on radio. Let's bloody dial

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Speaker 3: him and make his dreams come true. Hello help, hey, Pete,

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Speaker 3: here are you going? This is this is wood He speaking.

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Speaker 1: Hey Woody, how are you.

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Speaker 3: I'm outstanding, mate, I've just got an opportunity. I'd love

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Speaker 3: to shoot your way.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Next Tuesday we are effectively going to be staking out

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Speaker 3: a pistachio nut which has been placed on the ground

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Speaker 3: in front of a queue, and we're testing to see

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Speaker 3: if someone will pick up the pistachio nut.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Gee, that sounds like it's a riveting fun.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that, Pete. Someone in the industry, I very

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Speaker 3: much appreciate that, Pete. Now you're probably wondering how you're involved.

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Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I'm hoping that to help

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Speaker 3: people want to pick up the nut. I'm hoping that

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Speaker 3: you're open to rocking up in a van with a

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Speaker 3: sign on the side of it saying Pete's Pistachios.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are you? Could you not find any other Peters?

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Speaker 3: No, you're actually my first call, hand to heart, Pete Stephan.

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Speaker 1: Have you got any other Peters to go with? Pistachios?

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Speaker 1: What about some pools out there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean there's a lot of piece we could

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Speaker 3: go with, but you know.

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Speaker 1: Pp Pall or Phil or somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Can I put you down as a maybe Pete?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even there at the maybe yet. You haven't

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Speaker 1: elevated me out of the no column. Come on and

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Speaker 1: work on your pitch fellas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well we can promote your book, Pete.

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Speaker 1: Gee, how just five years old?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't think it even sells anymore. I think that

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Speaker 1: stop selling about four and a half years ago.

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Speaker 3: Well, we can get it going it. Why don't we

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Speaker 3: bring out and let me know what about? Can I

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Speaker 3: could pay your cash?

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll give. I'll text you my

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Speaker 1: brother's number and you can assle him.

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Speaker 3: All right, what would you be open to? What if Carl?

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Speaker 3: Because Carl's pistachios doesn't roll off the tongue, So what

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Speaker 3: if Carl? What have we got Carl to pretend to

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Speaker 3: be you?

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Speaker 1: Or you can still be We have played tricks in

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Speaker 1: our family members before by im fasinating how that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you do sound incredibly similar to Carl.

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Speaker 1: It's a game. It's a nice little game we played

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Speaker 1: out which yielded it ends over the years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's about to yield its biggest dividends. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So what I'm hearing, Pete is that you're comfortable for

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Speaker 3: this is damaging for your brand. You're happy for Carl

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Speaker 3: to pretend to be you in the pistachio event.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 3: You give him a call, let him know perfect, Pete,

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Speaker 3: you're an absolute legend made. This is the first time

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Speaker 3: I've actually spoken, so I appreciate you answering the phone call.

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Speaker 3: I bloody love your work. And just before you go, mate,

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Speaker 3: you know you said before you know you're in the industry.

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Speaker 3: You gave our bit a big compliment, dreging this. This

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Speaker 3: is pretty hot radio right, watching a pistachio nut and

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Speaker 3: wait to see if it gets picked up.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm definitely keen to see where this

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Speaker 1: ends up. That's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Unreal Australia is as well. Pete Australia, Thanks mate, I

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Speaker 3: appreciate it. Bye, pet Wow he wrapped me up there,

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Speaker 3: didn't he. Why not check

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