Speaker 1: Christ Yah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: If mama's happy, everyone's happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My real name's Yu.
Speaker 4: The lady, I ask, excuse me, where are the passion fruits?
Speaker 4: I think she looks at me like, oh, this is code.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connell's show. Thursday morning, come on
Speaker 4: and Jackie Boy, Hey guys, good morning pats Hey. Big
Speaker 4: news in our house after two years apart, My wife's
Speaker 4: mum is coming out.
Speaker 5: I can't believe she's going to Land, a foreign.
Speaker 6: Visitor, a traveler from another world.
Speaker 5: God, how is the old Land? Did they still remember me?
Speaker 5: After two years? They haven't seen each other.
Speaker 4: They're being reunited at Melbourne Airport Monday night.
Speaker 6: I don't believe you will feel so weird that I
Speaker 6: can't you know.
Speaker 5: If it's a big deal.
Speaker 4: But my wife talks to her mama every single day
Speaker 4: on FaceTime. They're really close, so you know, and obviously
Speaker 4: this is just that people have been separated far worse ways,
Speaker 4: you know, from family in this country. But it's a
Speaker 4: really big deal for them and for us to see.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that she's actually going to be here,
Speaker 4: you know, because there's been such a bizarre two years.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that she's going to get on a
Speaker 4: plane in London and fly all the way into Australia
Speaker 4: and then a foreign visitor is going to be in
Speaker 4: our house. The kids were like, she's not gonna have COVID?
Speaker 3: Is she.
Speaker 5: Is going to impact there.
Speaker 4: We can't exile and she's come all the way it
Speaker 4: Start prodding her an interviewer, You definitely haven't got it right.
Speaker 5: You're relying to it with your old timer and you're
Speaker 5: wily old people.
Speaker 4: Or just mere coffee you. I know, you saw the
Speaker 4: war out, but it's COVID.
Speaker 6: Okay, your own family made you quarantine. Remember isolate with
Speaker 6: in isolation within that bedroom.
Speaker 5: Remember the par the paranoid.
Speaker 4: How scary it was the only day he said someone here.
Speaker 4: That person must have been one of the first few
Speaker 4: people in moment to.
Speaker 5: Actually get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the person who worked at.
Speaker 5: The school, really really early on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they made me stay in the bedroom for two
Speaker 4: days when I had zero symptoms. I just worked in
Speaker 4: a building with someone that had spent any time with
Speaker 4: I just might have touched my mom, I said, I
Speaker 4: might have touched the banister.
Speaker 6: So you could put Siah's mum inside the bedroom isolation. Yeah,
Speaker 6: for a couple of weeks, Yes, put her meals in
Speaker 6: the front of the door. And then when she's all clear.
Speaker 4: And you can have the experience the joy of hotel
Speaker 4: quarantine in our house. My mom's got this spreadsheet there
Speaker 4: are It is so complicated, all the steps when you
Speaker 4: next go international traveling you have to do of all
Speaker 4: these different tests you have to have. You have to
Speaker 4: have a COVID test three days before the flight outside
Speaker 4: the seventy two hour window. And obviously when she lands
Speaker 4: here she has to just go to wherever she's going
Speaker 4: and then have another test as well. And there's all
Speaker 4: these different certificates. And of course welcome to Australia. Why
Speaker 4: would there just be one certificate? No, New South Wales
Speaker 4: want their own one. If she's flying into Sydney, if
Speaker 4: you're going into Victoria, you need a completely different one.
Speaker 4: If we then want to go traveling within Australia, a
Speaker 4: completely national, federal one as well. About this poor old lady,
Speaker 4: she's coming out missus doubtfire at the airport, laden down
Speaker 4: with like leave arch files of all her documents of
Speaker 4: papers and stuff like that. Yeah, I am so excited.
Speaker 4: Does anyone want anything from England? By the way, brought over?
Speaker 4: I've already asked the various snacks. Do when if you
Speaker 4: want any chocolates or crisps? I'm gonna she's bringing over
Speaker 4: the equivalent in the UK that we have. Did you
Speaker 4: ever try when you were in the UK? Penguins?
Speaker 6: Yes, a worse tim Tam. I wonder the easiest way
Speaker 6: to say it, I would.
Speaker 4: You still feel about that now because you haven't had
Speaker 4: one for a while. Would you be prepared to have
Speaker 4: an independent taste test between the penguin and the tim Tam?
Speaker 5: Patsy, would you be up there?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? But I hate to ruin your spiel.
Speaker 5: The first time. If you hate to, don't do it.
Speaker 2: Then we can get them at one of our local supermarkets.
Speaker 5: She's done it again. The big killers here, all right, pats.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Did the day I pitched a possible baby name and
Speaker 4: she picks five. But he and one of them, Hank,
Speaker 4: what's name for Jack's son? It's coming in March, Hanks
Speaker 4: out the water now, isn't.
Speaker 6: It Bianka didn't like it sadly, and you've got to
Speaker 6: be in ingredients.
Speaker 5: How do you feel about Troy by the way.
Speaker 6: No, it reminds me too much of Troy the Boat?
Speaker 6: Was that a boat, Troy?
Speaker 5: What do you know about Troy? Don't know what you're
Speaker 5: talking about? Thought? Is this a toy that you had
Speaker 5: that you call Troy.
Speaker 6: Isn't that movie with Brad Pitt about Troy the Boat?
Speaker 5: No, the trojan.
Speaker 6: Horse's name is Troy. No, Troy was the town.
Speaker 4: Oh, none of those things anyway. No, that's scratch out
Speaker 4: the name Troy and get you a history book.
Speaker 6: There's too much confucion with Troy.
Speaker 5: All come from you. What about Maximus by the way.
Speaker 6: No, a bit old worldy, sort of like Troy, old
Speaker 6: worldie names it great max It actually reminds me of
Speaker 6: Gladiator Maximus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, great, strong name. All right?
Speaker 4: Email here from Alex Christian. I've been list things in
Speaker 4: the jack and Bank. Need to get the app Kinder.
Speaker 4: It's Tinder, but for baby names. Both you get the
Speaker 4: app and link it together. You swipe left, you swipe
Speaker 4: right in the names. If you like both, you can
Speaker 4: start to add to a short list. My partner when
Speaker 4: we when she was expecting, we found our son's name.
Speaker 4: That way, good luck chat that comes from Alex.
Speaker 6: We've got Kinder, We've got it. We're already used to
Speaker 6: Let me fire it up.
Speaker 5: What it sounds like? It's like dating app for babies.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, you don't date the.
Speaker 5: Baby drooling on who they were.
Speaker 6: You know, you just see their names. But they user
Speaker 6: interfaces the same as Tinder. You swipe left if you
Speaker 6: don't like the name, you swipe right if you do
Speaker 6: like the name. All right, So to do something now,
Speaker 6: I'll put her on random mode. Weldon Post? Who Weldon
Speaker 6: w e L d O N Do we like it?
Speaker 5: Good? God?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: What a terrible name? What would that get abbreviated to weldo?
Speaker 5: I guess so Weldon is a terrible name.
Speaker 6: Welly Dylan Post?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like Dylan?
Speaker 6: Do you no?
Speaker 5: How's like an accountant rich Post? No? No, I don't
Speaker 5: like rich Post.
Speaker 6: Bartram oh barty yeah?
Speaker 4: What's the word barty that's on Australian ash Barty No, I.
Speaker 6: Don't like it all right, but not for first See
Speaker 6: this is what happened. Actually, when I use the Kinder app,
Speaker 6: I end up swiping left everything and dumping everything. Donald Post, No,
Speaker 6: Matt Post new and Malla in high school. No, Zayne Post, No,
Speaker 6: what's with ye Zaye? It reminds me of.
Speaker 4: Like, Zanzibar is a good name. I've always thought Zanzibar
Speaker 4: is a great name.
Speaker 6: You're going since you said Hank every got off piece
Speaker 6: your way off? Tom Post, Yeah, that's cute. Reminds me
Speaker 6: of producer. Yeah, not good, Clay Post. Let's keep going.
Speaker 5: We got it least Clay Clay's good.
Speaker 6: Clay reminds you of the bad guy in Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 6: Nick Post, It's not cool.
Speaker 5: This is not cool.
Speaker 4: Nick, it's not hundred Nicks. You're going to yell out
Speaker 4: of the streets. You'll find three Nicks. It's like calling
Speaker 4: a dog fider. You called your son.
Speaker 6: Nick Brax Post b r a X sounds bogan. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Isaiah Post, silence in the room, Elliott Post, No, Miles Post,
Speaker 6: Ezra Feelix.
Speaker 5: What about after your peak? Post?
Speaker 1: Alex Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Felix reminds me of the cat the cartoon characters.
Speaker 5: Post is a good name.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I do actually like the way that the word
Speaker 6: looks and sounds the cat. Yeah, can't get past the cat.
Speaker 4: I get the thing, so obviously you're not going to
Speaker 4: shout the moment. What is on the kind of short
Speaker 4: list that U and Bianc have got?
Speaker 5: I get that. It's a shortish name, Am I right?
Speaker 5: Four to five letters?
Speaker 6: Yes, both are five letters, six letters, four letters.
Speaker 5: That's in the three similar game. Once we're been naming
Speaker 5: your penis where we found out it's called Pepe.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not Pepe.
Speaker 5: Phoenix reminds him of the cat. He doesn't want Pepe.
Speaker 5: Not welcome.
Speaker 6: Axel No reminds me of axel rows.
Speaker 5: Be sure's a good name? Finn? Another name Finn, Finn
Speaker 5: post like Finn?
Speaker 4: Bang bang like it? Bang bang bang bang post. All right,
Speaker 4: let's take some suggestions. You've upset Troy who was listening,
Speaker 4: and you just rubbished his name.
Speaker 6: AN'TI Troy? I just said I don't want it because
Speaker 6: it reminds me of Troy. Obviously. The historical location in
Speaker 6: where is now modern? David?
Speaker 5: Have you got Google? Tap up?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 5: Well done, he's learning. All right, let's go to a Rob.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Rob, morning Christian.
Speaker 5: Here you go, man, I'm good buddy. What have you
Speaker 5: got them? You got a name for Jackie Boy's son.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have Jack, I've got Shannon.
Speaker 6: Shannon reminds me of Shannon Grant who played for North
Speaker 6: Melbourne and Sydney Swans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, same mine, but they're not the same person.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking it's a.
Speaker 5: Good guy's name, Shannon.
Speaker 6: No, but I always think of Shannon Grant. I just
Speaker 6: won't be able to get him out of my head.
Speaker 5: It would appear at the moment.
Speaker 4: The names that we're getting put forward have some kind
Speaker 4: of vague memory. The worst one a cartoon cat. And
Speaker 4: as I said to Jack earlier, just don't.
Speaker 5: Think of Felix account. Then it will pass like.
Speaker 4: A lot of thoughts we got. Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: Rob Michael, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 9: Jack.
Speaker 10: I was thinking Wilbur Post mister Ed the horses spoke.
Speaker 7: Yeah, remember Wilbur Post. I thought that would be a
Speaker 7: good name for jack Son.
Speaker 6: Both my dad and my grandfather were very fond of
Speaker 6: mister Ed because it had a Wilbur Post in the
Speaker 6: show and they'd never seen the name represented on TV before.
Speaker 6: But Wilbur is an name.
Speaker 4: It said, good name wilf I like as well, short
Speaker 4: for Wilfred Wilf post four letters, Bang, Bang, We're.
Speaker 6: Getting close Wilf.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 6: Wilf sort of reminds me of the word milk from.
Speaker 5: No. Let's go to Craig.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be a miracle if we get any
Speaker 4: cools where you actually go.
Speaker 5: No, I have no memory thoughts to.
Speaker 4: Do with that name, the Golden name, Craig. Good morning,
Speaker 4: What's what's the name you're offering up, Craig. We're struggling
Speaker 4: here at the moment.
Speaker 8: Okay, mate, we've got one that we didn't use for
Speaker 8: our kids, So it's freedom a good home for you.
Speaker 7: Jack Hunter post Hunter.
Speaker 6: It's a bit too American for me. I imagine, Yes,
Speaker 6: maybe that's where I'm getting it from. Just feels very American,
Speaker 6: and my wife is American. But I just don't like
Speaker 6: the name. Chad way too American. Way get the American
Speaker 6: ones out.
Speaker 5: Chat is possibly the most American sort of name. Chuck
Speaker 5: is a good.
Speaker 6: Her fourth boyfriend was a Chad, so I can't Chad.
Speaker 5: See we touched on Earth there, guys. Well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast over.
Speaker 4: The next two weeks of doing our Twelve Days of
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Speaker 3: Oh ho ho it's Christmas o'connlls. Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 12: I say, Carrie, you say, Hoky, we got there, Ah right,
Speaker 12: big brides every single day in our twelve days of Christmas,
Speaker 12: you've got to try and guess what the song is
Speaker 12: Santa is singing.
Speaker 5: Let's find out what this morning's one is.
Speaker 3: Oh hello, Christian, I've heard this song stuck in my
Speaker 3: head all day, but I can't quite remember what it's called.
Speaker 5: This one is really really hard.
Speaker 4: But we've often said that before and you get it
Speaker 4: almost immasiately, but I think this one really will stump you.
Speaker 5: What is the song? Oh? Thanks, Christian?
Speaker 13: Here I go ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 13: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 5: That's tough.
Speaker 6: I had to hear that four times and I still
Speaker 6: couldn't give it.
Speaker 4: If you want to have a guess once more, this
Speaker 4: is today's song for Santa hokey.
Speaker 13: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 13: ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Big prizes for the next two weeks on the show
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Speaker 4: to guess what the song is? Santa is singing tough
Speaker 4: one today?
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 13: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 13: ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 4: Alright, nine four one four one oh four three. If
Speaker 4: you want to have a guest this morning, let's go
Speaker 4: to Tess. Good morning, Hi, I go, I'm good Test,
Speaker 4: and I hope you're having a good week.
Speaker 5: Test. What do you think the song is? Mate?
Speaker 9: I think it might be who Let the Dogs there
Speaker 9: by the Baha men?
Speaker 5: What a tune? Wow?
Speaker 4: Tests, It isn't the right answer, but can I just
Speaker 4: say thank you for reminding us of what a great
Speaker 4: song this was the fact that this was having as
Speaker 4: a possible song in your head at ten to seven
Speaker 4: in the morning.
Speaker 5: I love that. Test.
Speaker 9: My four year old and three year old singer's non stop.
Speaker 7: So it's always in my head.
Speaker 4: That was about the sort of target age group they
Speaker 4: would go with a It was.
Speaker 5: Such a massive worldwide.
Speaker 4: I just say it was number one here in Australia,
Speaker 4: number one in American, number one the UK, and then
Speaker 4: in France French you didn't care for him number sixty two.
Speaker 4: They did not want to hear about those dogs out
Speaker 4: of the streets test.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much you call. Have a good day,
Speaker 5: but tough luck.
Speaker 14: You too, Thanks Norm.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Norm, very good morning, Christian. Norm is a
Speaker 5: great name for a boy. Norm for is Norm post?
Speaker 6: I don't mind Norman. How do you like the name Norm?
Speaker 8: I love it, mate, I enjoy it.
Speaker 5: How is life as Norm?
Speaker 7: Straight?
Speaker 5: All right? What do you think the song?
Speaker 8: Is norma sand that.
Speaker 5: Interesting? This was the answer yesterday.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying we don't busting up for the show,
Speaker 4: but even this show that might be stretching it.
Speaker 6: We will put a couple of days in between.
Speaker 5: Seems to think that's the leather show. Maybe tomorrow it
Speaker 5: isn't again normal that classic Norm.
Speaker 4: That normal is the wrong answer, but thanks to try
Speaker 4: and have a good days. Thank you, Max, Good morning, Hello,
Speaker 4: How are you know what Max? I don't know if
Speaker 4: you heard in me half an hour ago was pitching
Speaker 4: the name Max as a possible boy's name for Jack's son.
Speaker 4: Max is a great name.
Speaker 5: You like it.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it.
Speaker 9: I don't mind it.
Speaker 5: Short and shark, you know Max post a.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you said Maximilian.
Speaker 5: But that's what that's the thing. But it be shorn
Speaker 5: here to Max and Max.
Speaker 6: But Max, you would say that Maximilian's too much.
Speaker 7: Look, I'm just significant.
Speaker 5: It's Max. We don't need to get into the origin
Speaker 5: story of Maximilian.
Speaker 14: I don't know if like a rock Maximilian.
Speaker 5: Are you originally a Maximus?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 9: I'm just Max, Just straight up Max?
Speaker 5: What about Max?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: Never cop that got alright, never.
Speaker 5: Got she forgot what he was on for. He's given
Speaker 5: us a boy's name. You won the boy's name game, Max?
Speaker 5: What's the song?
Speaker 8: I thought it was Everybody by the Backstreet Boys?
Speaker 5: It is? You joke it? No, how the hell did
Speaker 5: you get this?
Speaker 6: I'm climb back up into be truck and turn the
Speaker 6: radio on and boom it just I heard it and
Speaker 6: it came to me.
Speaker 5: You must really like the song to be able to
Speaker 5: recognize it from this.
Speaker 13: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 13: ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 5: I'm stunned you got it. I thought we'd had to
Speaker 5: give clues. Are you a fan of the band or
Speaker 5: the song?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 17: Mainly this song.
Speaker 10: It's a bit of a guilty pleasure, to be honest, No,
Speaker 10: guilty pleasure.
Speaker 5: Is a great song.
Speaker 4: Hey, listen, well done, you've won the prize. You want
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Speaker 4: precinct where you can move hundreds of afternoon treats Max
Speaker 4: from the Cookie Box Winter enjoy your winnings, Max, Well done.
Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Brighter, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.
Speaker 5: I said before the show.
Speaker 4: Sometimes my dad back in England sends me newspaper articles
Speaker 4: that might be entertaining to read to you guys on
Speaker 4: the show. He also sent me a clip from a
Speaker 4: press conference and Boris Johnson, obviously the Prime Minister did
Speaker 4: this week, which even my Boris's shambolic standards. I mean,
Speaker 4: Boris is someone where you know, he's obviously in Taylor
Speaker 4: made suits, but he still looks so scruffy.
Speaker 6: Is a year with comedy's here.
Speaker 4: You'd like to think that they must have image con Alton's.
Speaker 4: You know that he looks like a little boy. He's
Speaker 4: got like school photos or at.
Speaker 5: A wedding, doesn't he.
Speaker 4: Grandmother's the ties always wonky And anyway, this is amazing.
Speaker 4: This is a big speech that Boris was making this
Speaker 4: week to CBI. CBIs all the business leaders of the
Speaker 4: UK stands for the Confederation of British Industries.
Speaker 5: It's huge.
Speaker 4: These are all millionaire and billionaire business owners, so it's
Speaker 4: a very important speech. Boris was all over the place.
Speaker 4: What's great about this isn't just Boris. He's got the
Speaker 4: vibe of someone in a stand up comedy club, just
Speaker 4: sort of draped over the mic. Stand is the withering
Speaker 4: bits in between from the BBC reporter.
Speaker 18: It was an orthodox start to the speech, but soon
Speaker 18: we were into more unusual territory. When presenting his ten
Speaker 18: point plan to support businesses going greener, mister Johnson compared
Speaker 18: himself to Moses. He also quoted Lenin and then made
Speaker 18: this pitch for electric cars.
Speaker 19: Evs may not burble like sucking doves, and they may
Speaker 19: not have that arah that you like, but they have
Speaker 19: so much talk that they move off the lights faster
Speaker 19: than a Ferrari.
Speaker 18: What But at this point the Prime Minister lost his
Speaker 18: place and for twenty one long seconds couldn't find it again.
Speaker 5: Uh, this is a prime minister the UK. Forgive me.
Speaker 5: Business leaders of the UK forgive me, forgive me. And
Speaker 5: then when he did find it.
Speaker 18: No doubt to his relief. Mister Johnson then returned to
Speaker 18: the script and before he was finished, he wants to
Speaker 18: talk about a family day out yesterday.
Speaker 5: I went, as we all must, to pepper Pig World.
Speaker 5: You've been to pepper Pig World?
Speaker 13: Who's been?
Speaker 5: And went up?
Speaker 18: Pepper Pig World is several hundred kilometers from South Shields.
Speaker 18: The Prime Minister went.
Speaker 11: On, Pepper Big World is very much my kind of place.
Speaker 11: It has a very safe streets, discipline in schools. Hear
Speaker 11: the emphasis on new mass transit systems. I noticed, what
Speaker 11: the hell?
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Speaker 4: Beautiful Day Mother in law Lands Monday wrap up Warm.
Speaker 4: We're getting into summer here at home.
Speaker 6: I actually saw on the news that it's going to
Speaker 6: be the wettest, greyest summer that we've had in years
Speaker 6: because of la Nina La Nina, great.
Speaker 4: Name for you done all right God one of four
Speaker 4: point three Christian O'Connell show. It's exciting, eight days to go.
Speaker 4: It's all the greatest our radio ever. So for the
Speaker 4: last hour of next Friday show, last show of the year,
Speaker 4: we will head to our local pub, the London Tavern
Speaker 4: on stage. The final song you hear from us of
Speaker 4: the year will be a live one performed with a
Speaker 4: house band by a very special and I do mean
Speaker 4: there's very special live musical guest. They can't believe we've
Speaker 4: landed this one. We've saved the big one to the
Speaker 4: end of the year. Huggy from this radio station told
Speaker 4: us a couple of months ago that he does a
Speaker 4: great version of the awesome Rick Springfield song Jesse's Girl.
Speaker 4: So good is he when he goes on holiday to Bali.
Speaker 4: He sings it like a karaoke with a live band.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you might have seen some charaoganize. It's great they
Speaker 4: have a live band to do the songs. Huggy is
Speaker 4: so good at this version of Jesse's Girl that there's
Speaker 4: a photo.
Speaker 5: Of him behind the bar.
Speaker 6: And before COVID he was going back every year and
Speaker 6: there walking him back on stage.
Speaker 5: To rock the same song every year. Let's not get
Speaker 5: into that. Okay, same song every year. It's Huggy.
Speaker 4: There's no point trying to pick it apart. So he said,
Speaker 4: he's so good and so you know, and you've been
Speaker 4: to bar and they've got people's photos behind the bar.
Speaker 4: So they're local legends, aren't they.
Speaker 6: Sometimes it says, do not serve this men.
Speaker 4: Yes, he didn't say what was around it. Do not
Speaker 4: let him up singing. So we thought, do you know what,
Speaker 4: we be really great? Let's hear this. He can't go
Speaker 4: to Barley at the moment.
Speaker 5: Let's hear this.
Speaker 4: So next Friday, we've got our house band who we
Speaker 4: found last week, Scott, the guy who rang in. He's
Speaker 4: also a brilliant vocal coach a gaming yesterday. You're about
Speaker 4: to hear how he got on trying to train Huggy
Speaker 4: to get him to be as good as he can.
Speaker 4: Now that Huggy's getting a bit nervous, that's right.
Speaker 6: The backing band will be Scott's band, who said what
Speaker 6: thank you guys for coming forward. They're playing their first
Speaker 6: gig again in eighteen months this weekend.
Speaker 4: Awesome, So we should just point out at the moment.
Speaker 4: Huggy in the last week has started to get very nervous,
Speaker 4: asn't he sort of the glasses came off the other day.
Speaker 5: I did the old Ah God, I don't think he's
Speaker 5: really good.
Speaker 4: It's actually a very tough song. It's in two rangers,
Speaker 4: you know. Then he started to say he's got kidney
Speaker 4: stones as well, so the backing band will be renamed
Speaker 4: for the Morning, Huggy and the Kidney Stones. The other
Speaker 4: thing he mentioned as well is that it's an easy
Speaker 4: song for the band, tough song for the singer. Yep,
Speaker 4: the excuses have started.
Speaker 6: The newest excuse was, oh, and it's very noisy in
Speaker 6: the bar and BALI, so it's kind of more of
Speaker 6: a pub rock vibe where you're really listening to the
Speaker 6: quality the singer.
Speaker 4: All right, So when we come back then you'll hear
Speaker 4: what happened when he had vocal training yesterday to help
Speaker 4: him with his amazing performance of Jesse's Girl.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: What you're about to hear.
Speaker 4: Hopefully we'll get you excited. It would also show you
Speaker 4: that Huggy has work to do in the next eight
Speaker 4: days because there was a big show in town next Friday,
Speaker 4: live on Gold one four point three, Live to Melbourne
Speaker 4: and live on stage at the London Tavern here in
Speaker 4: Richmond ill local Pub next week on the show we'll
Speaker 4: give you a chance to win your way there to
Speaker 4: see this. And also tomorrow we open up the audition
Speaker 4: lines again for you to sing on the bill. But
Speaker 4: right now then let's eavesdrop, let's go back. You might
Speaker 4: as well be listening to Lennon and McCartney. This could
Speaker 4: be footage from Peter Jackson's Beatles documentary Two Greats, Two
Speaker 4: Legends of Music. So we've got Scott who is a
Speaker 4: legit vocal coaches you're about to hear. And then there's
Speaker 4: Huggy mid morning General Hill at the station. Huggy tours
Speaker 4: a couple of months ago that he does an amazing
Speaker 4: version at karaoke with live house band of Jesse's Girl
Speaker 4: by Rick Springfield.
Speaker 5: This song No Squint's off. Hugg He does this so well.
Speaker 4: When he goes on holiday to Bari to a bar
Speaker 4: there there's her photo of him behind the bar, so
Speaker 4: he thought, let's get a house band, let's recreate this
Speaker 4: next Friday. So that's why we're doing all this all right,
Speaker 4: Let's go to Scott and Huggy yesterday.
Speaker 6: So the key at the start is perhaps it's a
Speaker 6: bit more of a whisper Jesse. He is a friend
Speaker 6: to try and whisper it, push it.
Speaker 20: Out a little bit there, and then she's watching him
Speaker 20: with those eyes.
Speaker 6: So just try and cut the notes off as quick
Speaker 6: as you can. Just get the gears right.
Speaker 1: You don't have to yell and scream at the high
Speaker 1: bits or something. It's just Jesse's girl.
Speaker 21: Jesse is a friend hugging Yeah, it's oh, it's been
Speaker 21: a good friend of mine, so very good. But lately
Speaker 21: something changed. It ain't hard to define. Jesse's got himself
Speaker 21: a girl and a want to make of mine, and.
Speaker 22: She's watching him with those eyes, and she's loving him
Speaker 22: with that body.
Speaker 19: I just know it.
Speaker 5: And he's holding her in his arms. Lay late at night.
Speaker 4: You can't hear Scott there. He just walked out, said no, Scott,
Speaker 4: we paid for the hour. Okay, got to go back
Speaker 4: in there because I've got no for Brad.
Speaker 5: Here we go. This is what this is. Welcome to
Speaker 5: our world. The old excuse is kick in now because
Speaker 5: I've got no for Brad, I vote suddenly he's Pavarotti.
Speaker 5: It's a gig in a pub.
Speaker 4: You do it in Barney to trunk people, to a
Speaker 4: somebody with bad tattoos.
Speaker 5: Because I've got no for Brade, I would in vote
Speaker 5: my voice.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 6: It's sort of more of a little bit of breathing,
Speaker 6: so pushing a bit of hery out with the Jesse
Speaker 6: here's a.
Speaker 5: Friend bit husky, but Rick does it all right? Here
Speaker 5: we go.
Speaker 21: Jesse is a friend on Yeah, he's always been a
Speaker 21: good friend of mine. But literally something changed. It ain't
Speaker 21: hard to define. Jesse's got himself a girl, and I
Speaker 21: want to make him mine.
Speaker 22: And she's watching him with those eyes. She's loving him
Speaker 22: with that Boddy, I just no, and he's holding her
Speaker 22: in his arms late late at night.
Speaker 4: You know, I wish that I hadessee his girl perfect.
Speaker 5: I wish that I had just see his Scotty come on,
Speaker 5: help with the backing here.
Speaker 6: No, we cannot find a.
Speaker 5: Woman like that.
Speaker 4: About ten minutes in its struggling. Genuinely, it was ten
Speaker 4: minutes into a twenty minute lessen.
Speaker 5: You know, I wish that I had Jessee his girl.
Speaker 5: And this is where I struggled, girl did in it
Speaker 5: and it come down? Where can I find old goleman
Speaker 5: like that?
Speaker 21: I'll play you along with the shoe ra So what
Speaker 21: I mean, okay, from.
Speaker 18: The upper register is gonna be, is gonna be where
Speaker 18: you're gonna be changed?
Speaker 5: So I don't know where to change the register.
Speaker 4: This is amazing. I for one cannot wait for next
Speaker 4: Friday to hear this. Life good on your hockey, Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, Scott. Tomorrow morning, then if you do
Speaker 4: one great song right at karaoke, whatever it is, bear
Speaker 4: in mind someone is doing the Rainbow Connection next Friday,
Speaker 4: just so you know the kind of people are looking for.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow morning, audushing lines open, and then next week you
Speaker 4: can win your way to join us at this show.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast Listen.
Speaker 5: I'd give up.
Speaker 4: I just said as a joke that vibrato would be
Speaker 4: a great name, and he went, that's a great name
Speaker 4: for a boy.
Speaker 6: No, I said the shortened vibes vibes post.
Speaker 5: Yes, this is like a rapper, doesn't it? One hit?
Speaker 4: Wonder when had my o fascial release yesterday? Basically a
Speaker 4: very intense, deeply painful but awesome at the end of it, massage.
Speaker 4: You ever had one of these, you will be you
Speaker 4: literally gripping the hatel.
Speaker 6: I think it's so painful for you because you've put
Speaker 6: up with that aches and those aches and pains.
Speaker 4: For forty eight years years basically working on the tin
Speaker 4: man on that tape. It takes hammers to me, basically
Speaker 4: a mallets to try and break up the fascion release. Anyway,
Speaker 4: as he has his elbow in various parts of my body,
Speaker 4: you know, we're talking stuff like this, and he goes,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you want to hear what my son did.
Speaker 5: His son did something.
Speaker 4: Obviously, we do not encourage a very dangerous thing to do,
Speaker 4: and there are repercussions that you're about to find out. However,
Speaker 4: you know what teenage boys are like His son this week,
Speaker 4: right did this. He's at school and he sneezes and
Speaker 4: he coughs, and obviously teachers must be just a higher
Speaker 4: not stuff. Yeah, shut the entire school down. You know
Speaker 4: the series, the teacher goes, oh, are you what happened there?
Speaker 4: And he said, for a joke, I've got COVID. I
Speaker 4: think I've got COVID.
Speaker 5: As a joke.
Speaker 6: One of the boys on the back road, I understand
Speaker 6: the mind of a teenage boy, because I feel like
Speaker 6: one still sometimes, and it's in the moment. The joke
Speaker 6: is the only thing that matters.
Speaker 4: Look, obviously this is terrible as you're about to find out.
Speaker 4: Why how an you just got to mind yourself of
Speaker 4: a teenager. And then there are teenagers right then there
Speaker 4: are teenage boys. Teenage boys brains don't fully develop until
Speaker 4: I'm in them late to mid twenties, and I think,
Speaker 4: speaking from personal thing, I'm still mine is still developing
Speaker 4: and working itself out. Okay, so at that age, I
Speaker 4: get it. I don't like it, but I get it.
Speaker 4: A teacher then shuts it all down, goes, you got
Speaker 4: to go and see the nurse immediately. They've all got
Speaker 4: these protocols, and so they go, you've obviously sna have
Speaker 4: you got all three? Goes, No, it was a joke. No, No,
Speaker 4: you needs to go to nurse right now. Go to nurse,
Speaker 4: and nurse goes, Oh, you've got to go and get tested.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to call your parents.
Speaker 5: You don't know. Please don't call my parents. They're going
Speaker 5: to go there. They're at work.
Speaker 4: She's doing the whole time. You know, you've got to
Speaker 4: go right now, the head of the whole school gets involved.
Speaker 4: Course his dad can't get hold of the mom. Course
Speaker 4: his dad. His dad has to go. You know, when
Speaker 4: he's at what he's he's breaking up muscle with someone, okay,
Speaker 4: And so his dad has to leave work and pick
Speaker 4: us up from school. Right, He's had to cancel the
Speaker 4: rest of his day to take him to go and
Speaker 4: get COVID tested. He has to three and a half hours.
Speaker 4: It's father and son. You can imagine what the banter's
Speaker 4: like in there, three and a half hours to go
Speaker 4: and get a COVID test. They don't need to go
Speaker 4: and get tested. So we want to hear today about
Speaker 4: when pranks go wrong. I remember a couple of years ago, Patsy,
Speaker 4: do you remember that time that Sue the Boss recorded
Speaker 4: a call to you that you.
Speaker 5: Boke in my foot?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, signed you written, but you would have never
Speaker 2: heard this.
Speaker 5: We couldn't play it out because Sue. This was Sue
Speaker 5: the Boss's ideas.
Speaker 4: Patsy ran over my foot, right, I did out the
Speaker 4: front of the building right in the early days when
Speaker 4: we're working out some issues and she trying to run
Speaker 4: me over. Basically, I told you the Boss and went, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: what'd be funny if I ring her and so that
Speaker 4: you're broken you foot, you're gonna be off for a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks with surgery.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, do it.
Speaker 4: So Sue the Boss went and recorded her as her
Speaker 4: new thing. Sue the Boss wind up calls.
Speaker 2: Yeah with the human resources manager in the office as well.
Speaker 6: In the show, it was the two parts to Doubler.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so sadly because Patsy's got a big heart. Patsy
Speaker 4: got very upset and started to cry. I think mainly
Speaker 4: the thought she hadn't finished.
Speaker 5: Me it's just a broken foot. I thought it was
Speaker 5: a Crean center shot. Damn it. It limped back in
Speaker 5: though at some point now it makes my chance. See
Speaker 5: the boss then roam me, won't you won't be to
Speaker 5: play it now? Well you know what she's actually said.
Speaker 4: You could, but I don't think it'd be about we
Speaker 4: can't play it out on Patsy cry and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: So we obviously killed the whole thing.
Speaker 6: We haven't done a brain since.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it gave up, and I think the
Speaker 4: world's moved on for grown ups actually making prank calls.
Speaker 4: Are you listening willing would be anyway, each their own.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Mark, Good, Yeah, we're good Mark.
Speaker 13: What happened many years ago?
Speaker 8: It's my job to bring me pay packers back in
Speaker 8: good or cash and works into the office before I'm
Speaker 8: going in there and we fools dying off. It would
Speaker 8: be a great idea of worked for a printing company
Speaker 8: on the weather ahead to put a termination letter in
Speaker 8: every person's paypacker. I don't know what I was funny, but.
Speaker 5: What are you thinking. It's the worst possible news. It's
Speaker 5: like dying, isn't it. You've been terminated?
Speaker 8: I don't know what I thought it was funny, but
Speaker 8: I did at the time. But then all of a
Speaker 8: sudden I heard a lot of swearing and yelling coming
Speaker 8: from the airy factory.
Speaker 5: Four started a revolution there. Comedy did not ensue.
Speaker 8: I think I ran one hundred meters into the bosses office,
Speaker 8: bigger than.
Speaker 5: But that's a great one. Yeah, that is fantastic, Mark.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. You give us a call. Have
Speaker 5: a good day.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
Speaker 5: All right, when pranks go wrong a brain.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the Christian o'kyles Show podcast.
Speaker 14: Judy, good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you good, Julie, thanksgiving us a call. So
Speaker 4: when pranks go wrong, what did you do?
Speaker 10: No, it wasn't me, it was my husband. Now, my
Speaker 10: husband worked for my brother's company, which is a medical
Speaker 10: retrieval company. So if you get to sick over these
Speaker 10: they could intendure in. My brother's company puts out a
Speaker 10: quote and they send people to go and retreat you.
Speaker 10: So my husband works for him, and so did his
Speaker 10: best mate. So they were heading to France this day
Speaker 10: and decided when he arrived at the airport, he decided
Speaker 10: to pay prank on his mates. Now, as we know,
Speaker 10: the French and Australian sort of sense of of humor
Speaker 10: may not meet and also medical sense of humor.
Speaker 4: Can we just facture an airport security jokes? They really
Speaker 4: don't like a joker. They make it clear strong percussions.
Speaker 6: I think there's science that says jokes yep.
Speaker 10: And and they carry guns, so that actually mean that.
Speaker 10: So my husband thought it would be hilarious to call
Speaker 10: over one of the policemen and points to his mate
Speaker 10: who was in another line, to come and say, I
Speaker 10: think this gentleman has drugged in his directionum elect walking
Speaker 10: over it and smiling and down.
Speaker 5: I do work out. It's great glutes.
Speaker 10: The policeman thought, oh, this is a prank and I'm
Speaker 10: not liking it. So instead of going over to arst
Speaker 10: retrieve my husband's mate, he's march my husband.
Speaker 5: Right action, I'm with you, the officer, Yeah, just so
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 10: Later my husband walked out of their sort of somewhat
Speaker 10: violators through the red face and and to say he's
Speaker 10: never done that at a French Prince restaurant. Just say restaurant,
Speaker 10: French airport.
Speaker 4: Every very different thing of her that to you, the
Speaker 4: full cavity search, you won't find a tip up there, Judy.
Speaker 4: We're sending a Brice that there's an incredible story. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much, Judy, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Mick. Good morning, Mick.
Speaker 14: Mick. Yes, I'll just stand by that last call. I
Speaker 14: don't think I can top that.
Speaker 5: What have you got there, Mike? A prank cone wrong?
Speaker 5: What happened?
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, off was a bit of big giggle and
Speaker 14: end up with my manager in hospital.
Speaker 5: Well, now we need to know what what came before that?
Speaker 14: Yeah, well we used to have a desk yet at
Speaker 14: the front of an office glass round of the office
Speaker 14: that we used to lay our orders there on. And
Speaker 14: he had this thing about coffee cups. He'd walk past
Speaker 14: and hears a coffee cup on the desk. He just
Speaker 14: picked it up and smashed it in the bin. We
Speaker 14: got a big of this, and we super glued a
Speaker 14: coffee cup to the bench. And he's walked past and
Speaker 14: gone to grab the copy cup and it hasn't come
Speaker 14: with him. So he stopped and given a bit of
Speaker 14: a hoyt and that hasn't come off. So he's given
Speaker 14: it a bit of a real wreath and the handles
Speaker 14: come away and his hands kept down and gone through
Speaker 14: the plate glass window behind him. Cut him up a
Speaker 14: little bit. So we ended up raced off the hospital
Speaker 14: and getting a number of stitches.
Speaker 5: Wow. And of course the laughter didn't really happen when
Speaker 5: that break, did it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, Well I sort of got away with it everything.
Speaker 14: Everybody here knew it was me, and it was forty
Speaker 14: years ago, so I'm sacked now to report.
Speaker 3: It was me.
Speaker 6: Until now your boss is on the other line.
Speaker 5: I've been running a Brankbusters feature. Hello, I'm gone, Yes
Speaker 5: you are all right, mat Good on you that.
Speaker 1: You called a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, we had a great story from Chris about a
Speaker 4: small but very inborn role he had in a stage
Speaker 4: production in mentone of Big.
Speaker 7: Two years back.
Speaker 14: I was in a musical theater production of Big and
Speaker 14: I got to the alta the first scene, I'm in
Speaker 14: there in my my x alta box, just sitting there,
Speaker 14: stiff as a board.
Speaker 7: Or stiff as a salta.
Speaker 3: I say, make your wish, and then my second line
Speaker 3: is your wish is granted?
Speaker 5: Still lands those lines very well if.
Speaker 6: You asked mess like show like.
Speaker 4: So now on the show, we want to celebrate the
Speaker 4: people that didn't get the big roles. Okay, you've got
Speaker 4: small parts at best, share your yours is a sad story.
Speaker 6: It's not well, it's not even really a part.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 6: I auditioned for How the West Was Walked and got
Speaker 6: a role as a set designer. So I had to
Speaker 6: paint the saloon, paint the cactuses, so at the end
Speaker 6: of the night, hopefully I couldn't hear the crowd, but
Speaker 6: hopefully they were going out there with that paint brush.
Speaker 6: Those two leads were great, but who painted that wagon?
Speaker 5: The way you cut in round the edges as well.
Speaker 5: Pro level.
Speaker 4: Someone's painted this Spielberg here if you need any painting
Speaker 4: done around your house or on a movie. One of
Speaker 4: our listeners Andy, all he got to do was look
Speaker 4: after the tim Man's axe.
Speaker 5: That is really sad.
Speaker 4: Basically you look it after the tim Man's axe. Christian
Speaker 4: I in the world whether while things are I was
Speaker 4: a dressing table that turned into a tree. I remember
Speaker 4: one of my kids. We had to go to school
Speaker 4: production of the Rocky Horror Show. And all she was
Speaker 4: was she was a root of a tree.
Speaker 5: We had to sit through too flipping. We had to
Speaker 5: pay page to see this is the roots. She's just
Speaker 5: lying there and she at one point she sort of
Speaker 5: looked up and sort of waved to us and went
Speaker 5: down here.
Speaker 4: No small barts, No small barts. All right, so there
Speaker 4: are no small barts. What small bert are you though?
Speaker 4: In your school plate.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: No small parts? What were you cast? It's not the
Speaker 5: main role in your school play? Like business? Like no business?
Speaker 5: Come on to Julie. She was umper Lumper number nine.
Speaker 6: All the upper olympers are important.
Speaker 4: Yes, Christian I was a donkey twice a Mon's canoe
Speaker 4: sneezed and a baby goat What a cv you got there, sir.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the lines now, Mitch, good morning.
Speaker 14: How do you Christian, Jack and Patsy?
Speaker 5: How do mid?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Very good? Mid?
Speaker 5: So tell us about your small part.
Speaker 23: Okay, I'll try to keep this short. So seemingly in
Speaker 23: a secondary college, first year, year seven, I just haded
Speaker 23: to go into the school music production. Kisnt I think
Speaker 23: I went for the prince role, but I didn't get it.
Speaker 23: But the teacher said, would you like to be the
Speaker 23: slave merchant?
Speaker 14: So I said it.
Speaker 23: I went out. I had like maybe a minute. My
Speaker 23: line was by your slaves to day, and then I
Speaker 23: ushered the three girls out under my care and then
Speaker 23: they dance.
Speaker 5: That sounds that you carried out with great to plumb there,
Speaker 5: well done, thank you, thank you very much. All right, Mitch,
Speaker 5: have a good day. Thanks according John good morning?
Speaker 7: Yeah? So are yeah?
Speaker 5: Good Johnny boy, John? No small parts? What were you
Speaker 5: in the play?
Speaker 7: So basically in my Rockers Desert, I played the branches
Speaker 7: of my arms of a tree. Wei seconds well, a
Speaker 7: girl ran through and they grab it and then she
Speaker 7: screened and let go. That was three walks.
Speaker 5: My role very dramatic, but.
Speaker 6: As far as trees go, it's actually a very active tree.
Speaker 6: Usually trees are just standing there.
Speaker 5: Train it up.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 7: The irony of it all was that at the end,
Speaker 7: when the judges were talking about everything, they did too
Speaker 7: kinds and one of the one of the comments was
Speaker 7: having unbelievable The same with a tree grabbing the girl
Speaker 7: and wetting I go.
Speaker 5: So anything like your audition, you're loving to get anything.
Speaker 6: Hell all right, John, he sounds like a tree.
Speaker 5: He was clipping his nails or something. Gareth, good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning. I'm good girl. So no small boss, what
Speaker 5: were you?
Speaker 24: I was the brick house in three little pigs, and
Speaker 24: I just had to sit there and hold the house up.
Speaker 24: At least the stray house and the sick house.
Speaker 6: Uh, those kids, that's something to do.
Speaker 24: They got blown over and you know, at least they
Speaker 24: could be seen. I just had to sit behind the
Speaker 24: cardboard house.
Speaker 5: That's a tough gig. That's a tough gig. You had
Speaker 5: the hardest house.
Speaker 14: To be.
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely yeah, it's gold.
Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: And Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: No No Small Barts.
Speaker 4: We're celebrating all the small barts, non parts you were
Speaker 4: given in school plays.
Speaker 6: Oh business shoes.
Speaker 4: Christian, my husband as a kid, had a main part
Speaker 4: taken away from him for being naughty. He was punished
Speaker 4: by being the curtain, a human curtain.
Speaker 5: I was a rabbit, but more for them. I had
Speaker 5: a nosebeed on stage and I took all the focus. Christian.
Speaker 5: I was just a humble porter who is meant to
Speaker 5: be playing the drums for we three Kings.
Speaker 4: But I got confused. Stop playing along to little Donkey.
Speaker 4: It went down a storm, all right. They takes a
Speaker 4: course down nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 4: Good morning Fiona.
Speaker 17: Hi, hey going Christian.
Speaker 5: I'm good Fiona. So no small parts.
Speaker 16: So yeah.
Speaker 9: I was the guiltiest lover in the in one of
Speaker 9: the end scenes in Friggadoom, pretty much, and my line was,
Speaker 9: oh Tommy, where have you been?
Speaker 6: I've missed you so much?
Speaker 9: And then of course I get dump.
Speaker 5: I tell you what. You had a line, though, To
Speaker 5: have a line was a dream for many of us.
Speaker 16: It was.
Speaker 5: It was good. It's incredible these years later you can
Speaker 5: still remember the entire line.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, pretty much. There was a little bit more,
Speaker 9: but I can't remember the rest of it, but much
Speaker 9: a lot of mining and stuff like that as well,
Speaker 9: because then he goes and sings a.
Speaker 16: Song and dumps me.
Speaker 4: It's the dumping bent that stayed with you, the scar.
Speaker 4: That's why it's burrowed in there. Yeah, if you own,
Speaker 4: thank you very much and give us a call.
Speaker 5: All right, a good day, Thank you, Joanne, good.
Speaker 1: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 17: How are you guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're great, John, thanks for giving us a call.
Speaker 5: So no small parts.
Speaker 17: Well, my brother kind of created his small part into
Speaker 17: a major part by making himself the laughing stock at
Speaker 17: the school play. So he had come home and said,
Speaker 17: I have to go as a pilot. And my mom's like,
Speaker 17: oh okay, and so he said, I have to wear
Speaker 17: what a pilot wears. So she had got bored, like
Speaker 17: you know, at the two dollars shot like a police hat.
Speaker 17: And then I think did a queue for quantas or
Speaker 17: something on the front of it, and got a white
Speaker 17: shirt and put stripes and things on it and little badgers,
Speaker 17: and we all walk up to watch him. And it's
Speaker 17: a religious play, and he was meant to be conscious.
Speaker 5: The pilot, a very different kind of pilot.
Speaker 17: Yeah, everyone else is running around in Angel our fits
Speaker 17: and there's a carpenter.
Speaker 5: It just meant like a modern interpretation of what a
Speaker 5: pilon it would be.
Speaker 17: Well he said, it's the Flight out of Egypt. But now, yes,
Speaker 17: it was a bit of a so he his small part.
Speaker 5: Talk of the play we should do about homemade outfits
Speaker 5: one day. That's brilliant. Thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 9: Love that, no problem, love the show, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I can't say Kim, Hello, Kim, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Kim? So small parts and plays? What were you?
Speaker 16: Oh? We did production at School of snow White and
Speaker 16: the seventh Dwarfs and then there was like a forest
Speaker 16: scene and I was.
Speaker 3: A rock.
Speaker 5: The whole store we all know it significant.
Speaker 16: Anyway, So I was a rock with a few other people.
Speaker 16: And then they had like the seven Dwarves marching through
Speaker 16: the forest, you know, singing high hole high. Anyway. So
Speaker 16: there was a large child that was one of the
Speaker 16: dwarfs and he was supposed to he was supposed to
Speaker 16: sit on another rock, a bigger kid, but ended up
Speaker 16: sitting on me, but collapse on.
Speaker 9: Rock.
Speaker 16: Look it wasn't funny as he sat on me. I
Speaker 16: was she wasn't ready for it.
Speaker 5: We never large person. He needs a brace if they're
Speaker 5: going to do.
Speaker 16: That seriously, And my head hit the stage and I
Speaker 16: cracked it and I.
Speaker 3: Got up and I just walked off chuck him off.
Speaker 16: Well, so I was known as the walking Rock.
Speaker 5: They should have made the start the following year written.
Speaker 16: Exactly.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 16: I crept it big time.
Speaker 5: All came turned this one, Kim. We love this one.
Speaker 16: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Can't believe we're actually being allowed to do this tomorrow.
Speaker 4: The lawyers at work here the request that we put
Speaker 4: in this year, throwing a council off the building, the
Speaker 4: top of an eight story and sadly they said no too.
Speaker 5: However, I cannot believe they're going to let you.
Speaker 4: Who just got a bow and arrow at the weekend?
Speaker 4: You wiring live arrows in and in our office here
Speaker 4: right down a corridor, hopefully hitting a target.
Speaker 5: But we've got no guarantee. You're not trained arch or.
Speaker 6: Anything, but I'll try my best.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you the reason why we're doing this then,
Speaker 4: So who is it who gave you the bow and
Speaker 4: alf your birthday?
Speaker 6: My friend Jeremy the vegetarian gave me a bow and
Speaker 6: arrow from the vegetarian people who listen to the show going.
Speaker 5: The me teacher, And this is my friend Patsy the carnival.
Speaker 6: He gave me a bow and arrow for my birthday
Speaker 6: and I love it. I was flying into tree trunks
Speaker 6: trying to hit cans off a fence on the weekend,
Speaker 6: and now I'm going to be aiming at prizes.
Speaker 4: Any turned from an adult into a ten year old
Speaker 4: are going to be at prizes.
Speaker 5: All right, little boy, well done riding through tomorrow. It
Speaker 5: won't be Robin Hood.
Speaker 20: Oh no, Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood riding through the glen,
Speaker 20: Jackie Hood, Jackie.
Speaker 5: Hood with his band of man. How we need a
Speaker 5: break tomorrow? It won't be Robinhood at the.
Speaker 20: Bee Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood riding through the glen.
Speaker 6: Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood.
Speaker 20: With his band of men.
Speaker 5: You know what it is.
Speaker 4: Rio's not committed to that. He knows he's squirming in there.
Speaker 4: All right, So let's describe the scene you're out in
Speaker 4: that you're actually in a narrow corridor firing arrows down
Speaker 4: at into the news office.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 6: How where do I have to stand? How long is
Speaker 6: the target away from me? Because the further I am away,
Speaker 6: the more chance it goes in the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Just so you guys know, well, cutbacks have to be
Speaker 4: made towards the end of any financial years of mine.
Speaker 5: That's how you find out.
Speaker 4: I think you're ten ten feet ten meters ten meters.
Speaker 5: Do you see how close he was to the one
Speaker 5: that he was in front of her?
Speaker 6: I was thirty meters.
Speaker 5: I saw the.
Speaker 4: Video, it's three inches away. It was walking the arrows
Speaker 4: into the things on the video. All right, so we
Speaker 4: found a master bowman. Okay, Rob, he's going to be
Speaker 4: coming in tomorrow to give you the arrows and the
Speaker 4: bow as well. He left this voicemail, Hi.
Speaker 15: Christian, Rob mackenzie here. I'm the master bowman out of
Speaker 15: Q City Bowman, the Archery Club in Q. I've heard
Speaker 15: that you're wanting to do some work with bows and arrows,
Speaker 15: so I bring a lightweight, beginner type both. Even a
Speaker 15: twelve year old kid can draw it back if he
Speaker 15: wants to shoot with intention. That is, I want to
Speaker 15: hit this part of the taken. That's in fact quite
Speaker 15: difficult to do. It takes some people years to get
Speaker 15: to be able to do that. People that aren't reasonably
Speaker 15: well put together ten to just laze away and it's
Speaker 15: sort of a minor mirry life. They hit way consistently.
Speaker 4: It's not giving us any confidence there is he In fact,
Speaker 4: I was going to got the golden shot. Now I'm
Speaker 4: going to call the minor miracle.
Speaker 6: Make the target as big as you can. Can it
Speaker 6: be like the size of the Wars?
Speaker 4: Do you think you weren't for Channel nine? We have
Speaker 4: to buy our own week bigs here to do stuff
Speaker 4: with listeners.
Speaker 5: Make the targets because you're like a mad king.
Speaker 6: The bigger it is, the more chance I got to
Speaker 6: hit it.
Speaker 5: Are you in the meeting? God says you're firing into
Speaker 5: a wet suit. Always say neopre or something.
Speaker 6: Neoprins are going to stop an arrow.
Speaker 5: Oh that's what you're firing into tomorrow with the target.
Speaker 4: So Jack will fire a shot where if it lands
Speaker 4: on the various prices, all the photos of the prizes
Speaker 4: you win. So every shot on the target shooting from listener. Basically,
Speaker 4: you know the show ends at the end of next week.
Speaker 4: We've got a year's worth of leftover prizes, so we're
Speaker 4: emptying out the prize covered so we can start again
Speaker 4: in the new year, so all the prizes will have
Speaker 4: to go tomorrow. I just I just thought that actually,
Speaker 4: if Jack was firing them at targets, we could give
Speaker 4: them away that right way.
Speaker 5: But now listen to rom and why are you're not
Speaker 5: going to hear anything?
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't know how master bowman A right, he
Speaker 4: doesn't know we're stalking him out. He's the master bowman.
Speaker 4: A guy got it at the weekend. That's who I'm
Speaker 4: going to listen to.
Speaker 6: I'll hit the prizes.
Speaker 5: All right, you heard? And that's tomorrow show guys.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today is National Debt Day, I know, National Day. Fun
Speaker 4: stuff for the time, waste, rich pickings.
Speaker 6: Of course, perfect timing right before Christmas?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, have you got that Nicholas Cage stuff? I think.
Speaker 6: Nicholas Cage went broke after a string of eccentric purchases
Speaker 6: adding up to one hundred and fifty million dollars. Among
Speaker 6: other things, he bought exotic pet octopus one hundred and
Speaker 6: fifty thousand.
Speaker 5: One hundred and fifty thousand. What did it do?
Speaker 6: It was exotic?
Speaker 5: All right? Okay, you get what you pay for.
Speaker 6: Fifteen homes shrink come on fifteen homes shrunken pygmy heads
Speaker 6: that cost him two and a half million, and the
Speaker 6: two and a half two thousand, sorry two hundred and
Speaker 6: fifty thousand dollars dinosaur head that he had to return,
Speaker 6: that he had to return because it determined that the
Speaker 6: fossil was stolen.
Speaker 4: All right, So today then on a time away? So
Speaker 4: looking for your broke TV shows? Cheap TV shows? How
Speaker 4: are yours?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 6: I'm ready to go, all right?
Speaker 4: Trailer parks and Rex Silvil plus Malcolm with a nickel.
Speaker 4: Poor little Moulkis hadn't got a nickel gold friend just
Speaker 4: Jennifer Anderston I sort of could have fall just Jennifer
Speaker 4: Anderson's friend.
Speaker 6: Or you shouldn't have to buy your friends instead of
Speaker 6: pip My Ride.
Speaker 5: That's a very opulent show, is it pim My Ride?
Speaker 20: Oh?
Speaker 5: Those rings cost so much? No, it's pep my Slide.
Speaker 6: I get a little cheaper to do the slide US
Speaker 6: silver plus.
Speaker 4: Eighteen very expensive to hire all the eighteen and the weapons,
Speaker 4: and that van much cheaper to get the C plus tea.
Speaker 5: Oh well, okay, what have you got there? Just open
Speaker 5: the window, guys, Let that stink our bit chack, what
Speaker 5: have you got? Broke TV shows?
Speaker 6: Hey, who's that yellow? Family is trying to save him
Speaker 6: every dollar? It's the Scrimsons.
Speaker 5: It's a good start, solid silver.
Speaker 6: I hope it is, because it's downhill from there.
Speaker 5: You promised gold earlier.
Speaker 6: Watch out for these guys. It's loan shark tank.
Speaker 5: That's gold. That's smart.
Speaker 6: Hand me down to an abbe after.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's just doesn't fit me, mum. That's also gold
Speaker 5: and frugal rock. Frugal rock back to us, Bronze Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast.
Speaker 15: Now.
Speaker 4: The pair of tickets to be one this morning on
Speaker 4: the time Wasteter for sunset sounds.
Speaker 5: On National Dead Day. We're looking for your cheaper TV shows.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you're in tomm Yeah, okay, skin Ty the
Speaker 4: Broke Kangaroo.
Speaker 6: Silvil plus or two.
Speaker 5: So that what is it?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: H thank you though, Malcolm driving Miss Daisy's TV shows.
Speaker 5: We've got to give it a breath just for one day, okay.
Speaker 4: Georgie driving Miss Daisy is to send to me not
Speaker 4: Mark gone. The six dollar Man lost his millions. It
Speaker 4: brought went half some a dinosaur head with Nick Cage.
Speaker 5: Corey. That was very good. Corey did that? The six
Speaker 5: million Dollar Man two and a half minute, noodles this gold,
Speaker 5: that's smart. Warren very good.
Speaker 6: The Brokie Bunch silver plus.
Speaker 5: The Fresh Price Saw of Baronia.
Speaker 6: Too much going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the farmer wants a.
Speaker 4: Discount gold Shinzi are well done? Who used to be
Speaker 4: a millionaire? Silver, downt and shabby Silver, Lauren Horder gold.
Speaker 5: Reese.
Speaker 4: That's very good, Kirby or expenditure Bronz, Game of milk
Speaker 4: cratesfold them thrones, cheapy blinders, gold, Gilligan's lump of mud?
Speaker 5: What is that the winner?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 6: No, when I can't win gold?
Speaker 5: Oh that deserves to be the winner. Who is winning?
Speaker 5: The tickets VIP package to go to Sunset.
Speaker 6: Sounds Cory and the six dollar Man.
Speaker 5: You are the winner. We're back tomorrow morning. You see them.
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