WEBVTT - FULL: The Walking Rock 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.280 Christ Yah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.760 If mama's happy, everyone's happy. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:11.559 Yeah. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:12.400 My real name's Yu. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.800 The lady, I ask, excuse me, where are the passion fruits? 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.880 I think she looks at me like, oh, this is code. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.360 Christian O'Connell show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.480 Hey, good morning, Christian O'Connell's show. Thursday morning, come on 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.720 and Jackie Boy, Hey guys, good morning pats Hey. Big 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:33.480 news in our house after two years apart, My wife's 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:34.720 mum is coming out. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.720 I can't believe she's going to Land, a foreign. 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.440 Visitor, a traveler from another world. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.839 God, how is the old Land? Did they still remember me? 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.400 After two years? They haven't seen each other. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.960 They're being reunited at Melbourne Airport Monday night. 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.559 I don't believe you will feel so weird that I 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.800 can't you know. 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:54.640 If it's a big deal. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.400 But my wife talks to her mama every single day 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.960 on FaceTime. They're really close, so you know, and obviously 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.560 this is just that people have been separated far worse ways, 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.160 you know, from family in this country. But it's a 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.800 really big deal for them and for us to see. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:10.039 I can't believe that she's actually going to be here, 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.800 you know, because there's been such a bizarre two years. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:14.319 I can't believe that she's going to get on a 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.400 plane in London and fly all the way into Australia 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.720 and then a foreign visitor is going to be in 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.199 our house. The kids were like, she's not gonna have COVID? 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:23.560 Is she. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.840 Is going to impact there. 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.320 We can't exile and she's come all the way it 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:33.600 Start prodding her an interviewer, You definitely haven't got it right. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.119 You're relying to it with your old timer and you're 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:37.440 wily old people. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:41.039 Or just mere coffee you. I know, you saw the 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.360 war out, but it's COVID. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:45.520 Okay, your own family made you quarantine. Remember isolate with 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:47.240 in isolation within that bedroom. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:49.080 Remember the par the paranoid. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.320 How scary it was the only day he said someone here. 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:54.400 That person must have been one of the first few 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:55.200 people in moment to. 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:55.800 Actually get it. 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.680 Yeah, the person who worked at. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:59.400 The school, really really early on. 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.160 Yeah, they made me stay in the bedroom for two 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:04.920 days when I had zero symptoms. I just worked in 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.560 a building with someone that had spent any time with 0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:09.840 I just might have touched my mom, I said, I 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:10.720 might have touched the banister. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:14.600 So you could put Siah's mum inside the bedroom isolation. Yeah, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.680 for a couple of weeks, Yes, put her meals in 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:20.560 the front of the door. And then when she's all clear. 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.840 And you can have the experience the joy of hotel 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:26.200 quarantine in our house. My mom's got this spreadsheet there 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.760 are It is so complicated, all the steps when you 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.960 next go international traveling you have to do of all 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.520 these different tests you have to have. You have to 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.359 have a COVID test three days before the flight outside 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.760 the seventy two hour window. And obviously when she lands 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.680 here she has to just go to wherever she's going 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.600 and then have another test as well. And there's all 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.280 these different certificates. And of course welcome to Australia. Why 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.840 would there just be one certificate? No, New South Wales 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.760 want their own one. If she's flying into Sydney, if 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:54.960 you're going into Victoria, you need a completely different one. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:57.120 If we then want to go traveling within Australia, a 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:01.560 completely national, federal one as well. About this poor old lady, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:04.560 she's coming out missus doubtfire at the airport, laden down 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.280 with like leave arch files of all her documents of 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.399 papers and stuff like that. Yeah, I am so excited. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.799 Does anyone want anything from England? By the way, brought over? 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.120 I've already asked the various snacks. Do when if you 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.320 want any chocolates or crisps? I'm gonna she's bringing over 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.880 the equivalent in the UK that we have. Did you 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.040 ever try when you were in the UK? Penguins? 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:26.919 Yes, a worse tim Tam. I wonder the easiest way 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:28.560 to say it, I would. 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.200 You still feel about that now because you haven't had 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:32.120 one for a while. Would you be prepared to have 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.160 an independent taste test between the penguin and the tim Tam? 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:36.160 Patsy, would you be up there? 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:40.520 Absolutely? But I hate to ruin your spiel. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.240 The first time. If you hate to, don't do it. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:47.880 Then we can get them at one of our local supermarkets. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.480 She's done it again. The big killers here, all right, pats. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.520 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:58.080 Did the day I pitched a possible baby name and 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.400 she picks five. But he and one of them, Hank, 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:06.120 what's name for Jack's son? It's coming in March, Hanks 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:07.400 out the water now, isn't. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.560 It Bianka didn't like it sadly, and you've got to 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.360 be in ingredients. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.480 How do you feel about Troy by the way. 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.960 No, it reminds me too much of Troy the Boat? 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.000 Was that a boat, Troy? 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:19.240 What do you know about Troy? Don't know what you're 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:20.800 talking about? Thought? Is this a toy that you had 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:21.800 that you call Troy. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:24.679 Isn't that movie with Brad Pitt about Troy the Boat? 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:30.000 No, the trojan. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.760 Horse's name is Troy. No, Troy was the town. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.400 Oh, none of those things anyway. No, that's scratch out 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.200 the name Troy and get you a history book. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.680 There's too much confucion with Troy. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.120 All come from you. What about Maximus by the way. 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:47.480 No, a bit old worldy, sort of like Troy, old 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.800 worldie names it great max It actually reminds me of 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:53.640 Gladiator Maximus. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:57.000 Yeah, yeah, great, strong name. All right? 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.560 Email here from Alex Christian. I've been list things in 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:03.360 the jack and Bank. Need to get the app Kinder. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.200 It's Tinder, but for baby names. Both you get the 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.240 app and link it together. You swipe left, you swipe 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:10.240 right in the names. If you like both, you can 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.040 start to add to a short list. My partner when 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.920 we when she was expecting, we found our son's name. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.200 That way, good luck chat that comes from Alex. 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:20.800 We've got Kinder, We've got it. We're already used to 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:22.040 Let me fire it up. 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.919 What it sounds like? It's like dating app for babies. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.240 No, no, no, you don't date the. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:32.040 Baby drooling on who they were. 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.920 You know, you just see their names. But they user 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.200 interfaces the same as Tinder. You swipe left if you 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:38.960 don't like the name, you swipe right if you do 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:41.200 like the name. All right, So to do something now, 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:46.200 I'll put her on random mode. Weldon Post? Who Weldon 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.840 w e L d O N Do we like it? 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:49.320 Good? God? 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:49.479 No? 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:53.239 What a terrible name? What would that get abbreviated to weldo? 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.200 I guess so Weldon is a terrible name. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.880 Welly Dylan Post? 0:05:58.320 --> 0:05:59.280 Yeah, I like Dylan? 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.440 Do you no? 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:06.680 How's like an accountant rich Post? No? No, I don't 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:07.320 like rich Post. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.920 Bartram oh barty yeah? 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:15.640 What's the word barty that's on Australian ash Barty No, I. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.120 Don't like it all right, but not for first See 0:06:18.160 --> 0:06:20.240 this is what happened. Actually, when I use the Kinder app, 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:24.440 I end up swiping left everything and dumping everything. Donald Post, No, 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.760 Matt Post new and Malla in high school. No, Zayne Post, No, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:31.480 what's with ye Zaye? It reminds me of. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.440 Like, Zanzibar is a good name. I've always thought Zanzibar 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:35.479 is a great name. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.440 You're going since you said Hank every got off piece 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.880 your way off? Tom Post, Yeah, that's cute. Reminds me 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:49.080 of producer. Yeah, not good, Clay Post. Let's keep going. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.680 We got it least Clay Clay's good. 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:53.960 Clay reminds you of the bad guy in Sons of Anarchy. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:58.440 Nick Post, It's not cool. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:06:59.360 This is not cool. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.200 Nick, it's not hundred Nicks. You're going to yell out 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.839 of the streets. You'll find three Nicks. It's like calling 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.400 a dog fider. You called your son. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.440 Nick Brax Post b r a X sounds bogan. Yeah, 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:17.920 Isaiah Post, silence in the room, Elliott Post, No, Miles Post, 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:21.040 Ezra Feelix. 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:22.640 What about after your peak? Post? 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:30.160 Alex Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:34.440 Felix reminds me of the cat the cartoon characters. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:35.520 Post is a good name. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.679 Yeah. I do actually like the way that the word 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.440 looks and sounds the cat. Yeah, can't get past the cat. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.000 I get the thing, so obviously you're not going to 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:44.560 shout the moment. What is on the kind of short 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:45.680 list that U and Bianc have got? 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.680 I get that. It's a shortish name, Am I right? 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:48.920 Four to five letters? 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:54.520 Yes, both are five letters, six letters, four letters. 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:58.000 That's in the three similar game. Once we're been naming 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.920 your penis where we found out it's called Pepe. 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.200 Oh, it's not Pepe. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:09.520 Phoenix reminds him of the cat. He doesn't want Pepe. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:11.560 Not welcome. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:14.720 Axel No reminds me of axel rows. 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:21.760 Be sure's a good name? Finn? Another name Finn, Finn 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:22.760 post like Finn? 0:08:22.800 --> 0:08:27.200 Bang bang like it? Bang bang bang bang post. All right, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.920 let's take some suggestions. You've upset Troy who was listening, 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:31.000 and you just rubbished his name. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.040 AN'TI Troy? I just said I don't want it because 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:36.480 it reminds me of Troy. Obviously. The historical location in 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.880 where is now modern? David? 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:39.440 Have you got Google? Tap up? 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:39.640 There? 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.320 Well done, he's learning. All right, let's go to a Rob. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.440 Good morning, Rob, morning Christian. 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:45.959 Here you go, man, I'm good buddy. What have you 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.040 got them? You got a name for Jackie Boy's son. 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.120 Yeah, I have Jack, I've got Shannon. 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.640 Shannon reminds me of Shannon Grant who played for North 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:54.840 Melbourne and Sydney Swans. 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:58.440 Yeah, yeah, same mine, but they're not the same person. 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.640 I'm thinking it's a. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:01.920 Good guy's name, Shannon. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.840 No, but I always think of Shannon Grant. I just 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.200 won't be able to get him out of my head. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.480 It would appear at the moment. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:10.720 The names that we're getting put forward have some kind 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:14.440 of vague memory. The worst one a cartoon cat. And 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.439 as I said to Jack earlier, just don't. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.520 Think of Felix account. Then it will pass like. 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.199 A lot of thoughts we got. Thank you very much, 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.559 Rob Michael, good morning. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:25.720 Good morning Christian. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:26.080 Jack. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:30.240 I was thinking Wilbur Post mister Ed the horses spoke. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:34.360 Yeah, remember Wilbur Post. I thought that would be a 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.400 good name for jack Son. 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:38.200 Both my dad and my grandfather were very fond of 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.439 mister Ed because it had a Wilbur Post in the 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.120 show and they'd never seen the name represented on TV before. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.360 But Wilbur is an name. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:48.160 It said, good name wilf I like as well, short 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.280 for Wilfred Wilf post four letters, Bang, Bang, We're. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:52.400 Getting close Wilf. 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:53.360 No. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:58.199 Wilf sort of reminds me of the word milk from. 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:03.360 No. Let's go to Craig. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:06.080 I think it'd be a miracle if we get any 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.280 cools where you actually go. 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.520 No, I have no memory thoughts to. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:16.760 Do with that name, the Golden name, Craig. Good morning, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.960 What's what's the name you're offering up, Craig. We're struggling 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:19.559 here at the moment. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.920 Okay, mate, we've got one that we didn't use for 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.840 our kids, So it's freedom a good home for you. 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:29.560 Jack Hunter post Hunter. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:34.120 It's a bit too American for me. I imagine, Yes, 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:37.199 maybe that's where I'm getting it from. Just feels very American, 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:40.840 and my wife is American. But I just don't like 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.360 the name. Chad way too American. Way get the American 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:44.760 ones out. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.920 Chat is possibly the most American sort of name. Chuck 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:48.400 is a good. 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:51.680 Her fourth boyfriend was a Chad, so I can't Chad. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:54.640 See we touched on Earth there, guys. Well. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.760 Christian Connell's show podcast over. 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.240 The next two weeks of doing our Twelve Days of 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:04.040 Christmas Thanks Chapel Street twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.079 this morning right now, one thousand dollars to spend at 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.679 Chable Street Precinct to places like Cookie Box windsor. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:16.480 Oh ho ho it's Christmas o'connlls. Twelve Days of Christmas. 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:23.400 I say, Carrie, you say, Hoky, we got there, Ah right, 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.360 big brides every single day in our twelve days of Christmas, 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.160 you've got to try and guess what the song is 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:29.559 Santa is singing. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.320 Let's find out what this morning's one is. 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:35.720 Oh hello, Christian, I've heard this song stuck in my 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:39.160 head all day, but I can't quite remember what it's called. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.720 This one is really really hard. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.320 But we've often said that before and you get it 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.840 almost immasiately, but I think this one really will stump you. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.400 What is the song? Oh? Thanks, Christian? 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:52.560 Here I go ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:57.760 ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:01.160 That's tough. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.199 I had to hear that four times and I still 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:03.760 couldn't give it. 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:05.760 If you want to have a guess once more, this 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.439 is today's song for Santa hokey. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:13.600 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.439 ho ho ho ho ho ho. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:21.560 This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast. 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.000 Big prizes for the next two weeks on the show 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.640 on our twelve Days of Christmas or thanks to Chapel 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:26.520 Street Precincts. 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:33.280 Ho ho ho, It's Christmas o'connalls twelve days of Christmas for. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.320 Grab today one thousand dollars to spend at the Chapel 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.600 Street Precincts places like the Cookie Box Windside. It's got 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:42.559 to guess what the song is? Santa is singing tough 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.320 one today? 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:44.079 What is this? 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:49.640 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.400 ho ho ho ho ho ho. 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.120 Alright, nine four one four one oh four three. If 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:56.800 you want to have a guest this morning, let's go 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.880 to Tess. Good morning, Hi, I go, I'm good Test, 0:13:00.920 --> 0:13:01.960 and I hope you're having a good week. 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:03.440 Test. What do you think the song is? Mate? 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.600 I think it might be who Let the Dogs there 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:07.720 by the Baha men? 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.319 What a tune? Wow? 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:15.560 Tests, It isn't the right answer, but can I just 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.800 say thank you for reminding us of what a great 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.640 song this was the fact that this was having as 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.960 a possible song in your head at ten to seven 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:24.480 in the morning. 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.559 I love that. Test. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.840 My four year old and three year old singer's non stop. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:30.160 So it's always in my head. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.520 That was about the sort of target age group they 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.120 would go with a It was. 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.360 Such a massive worldwide. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.680 I just say it was number one here in Australia, 0:13:38.760 --> 0:13:41.080 number one in American, number one the UK, and then 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.760 in France French you didn't care for him number sixty two. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.559 They did not want to hear about those dogs out 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:48.600 of the streets test. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.160 Thank you very much you call. Have a good day, 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:51.000 but tough luck. 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.760 You too, Thanks Norm. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:58.040 Good morning, Norm, very good morning, Christian. Norm is a 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.040 great name for a boy. Norm for is Norm post? 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.720 I don't mind Norman. How do you like the name Norm? 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:05.840 I love it, mate, I enjoy it. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.120 How is life as Norm? 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:08.320 Straight? 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:10.560 All right? What do you think the song? 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.560 Is norma sand that. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:21.400 Interesting? This was the answer yesterday. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.280 I'm not saying we don't busting up for the show, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.560 but even this show that might be stretching it. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.360 We will put a couple of days in between. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.000 Seems to think that's the leather show. Maybe tomorrow it 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:36.400 isn't again normal that classic Norm. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.200 That normal is the wrong answer, but thanks to try 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:43.840 and have a good days. Thank you, Max, Good morning, Hello, 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:46.000 How are you know what Max? I don't know if 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.600 you heard in me half an hour ago was pitching 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.240 the name Max as a possible boy's name for Jack's son. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:51.520 Max is a great name. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:52.080 You like it. 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:53.640 I don't mind it. 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:54.280 I don't mind it. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.680 Short and shark, you know Max post a. 0:14:57.080 --> 0:14:58.360 Yeah, but you said Maximilian. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:00.800 But that's what that's the thing. But it be shorn 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:01.720 here to Max and Max. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.080 But Max, you would say that Maximilian's too much. 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:07.880 Look, I'm just significant. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:10.560 It's Max. We don't need to get into the origin 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:11.840 story of Maximilian. 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:15.080 I don't know if like a rock Maximilian. 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:16.600 Are you originally a Maximus? 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:17.480 No? 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:19.600 I'm just Max, Just straight up Max? 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:20.880 What about Max? 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:22.120 No? 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:22.400 No? 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:26.400 Never cop that got alright, never. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.320 Got she forgot what he was on for. He's given 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:33.360 us a boy's name. You won the boy's name game, Max? 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:34.120 What's the song? 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:38.360 I thought it was Everybody by the Backstreet Boys? 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:42.720 It is? You joke it? No, how the hell did 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:43.320 you get this? 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:47.840 I'm climb back up into be truck and turn the 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.200 radio on and boom it just I heard it and 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:51.560 it came to me. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:53.840 You must really like the song to be able to 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.280 recognize it from this. 0:15:55.320 --> 0:16:00.600 Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.760 ho ho ho ho ho. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.800 I'm stunned you got it. I thought we'd had to 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.880 give clues. Are you a fan of the band or 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:08.240 the song? 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:09.560 Uh? 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:11.640 Mainly this song. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.720 It's a bit of a guilty pleasure, to be honest, No, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.800 guilty pleasure. 0:16:14.560 --> 0:16:15.120 Is a great song. 0:16:15.240 --> 0:16:17.240 Hey, listen, well done, you've won the prize. You want 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.720 a thousand dollars to spend in the iconic Chapel Street 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:23.240 precinct where you can move hundreds of afternoon treats Max 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:27.160 from the Cookie Box Winter enjoy your winnings, Max, Well done. 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:28.200 Thank you very much. 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:33.480 Brighter, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:34.040 I said before the show. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:38.080 Sometimes my dad back in England sends me newspaper articles 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.560 that might be entertaining to read to you guys on 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.720 the show. He also sent me a clip from a 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:46.880 press conference and Boris Johnson, obviously the Prime Minister did 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.000 this week, which even my Boris's shambolic standards. I mean, 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.720 Boris is someone where you know, he's obviously in Taylor 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.920 made suits, but he still looks so scruffy. 0:16:56.160 --> 0:16:57.120 Is a year with comedy's here. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.520 You'd like to think that they must have image con Alton's. 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.760 You know that he looks like a little boy. He's 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.000 got like school photos or at. 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:05.520 A wedding, doesn't he. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:14.360 Grandmother's the ties always wonky And anyway, this is amazing. 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.840 This is a big speech that Boris was making this 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.840 week to CBI. CBIs all the business leaders of the 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:23.000 UK stands for the Confederation of British Industries. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:23.800 It's huge. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:26.920 These are all millionaire and billionaire business owners, so it's 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:29.680 a very important speech. Boris was all over the place. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.800 What's great about this isn't just Boris. He's got the 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:35.240 vibe of someone in a stand up comedy club, just 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.800 sort of draped over the mic. Stand is the withering 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.760 bits in between from the BBC reporter. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:42.560 It was an orthodox start to the speech, but soon 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:46.040 we were into more unusual territory. When presenting his ten 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.560 point plan to support businesses going greener, mister Johnson compared 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:53.560 himself to Moses. He also quoted Lenin and then made 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:55.359 this pitch for electric cars. 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.199 Evs may not burble like sucking doves, and they may 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:02.000 not have that arah that you like, but they have 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:05.639 so much talk that they move off the lights faster 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:06.600 than a Ferrari. 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:10.119 What But at this point the Prime Minister lost his 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:14.000 place and for twenty one long seconds couldn't find it again. 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:26.200 Uh, this is a prime minister the UK. Forgive me. 0:18:26.359 --> 0:18:35.879 Business leaders of the UK forgive me, forgive me. And 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:36.879 then when he did find it. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.240 No doubt to his relief. Mister Johnson then returned to 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.800 the script and before he was finished, he wants to 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.640 talk about a family day out yesterday. 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:50.800 I went, as we all must, to pepper Pig World. 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:52.800 You've been to pepper Pig World? 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:53.199 Who's been? 0:18:55.600 --> 0:18:56.280 And went up? 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:59.640 Pepper Pig World is several hundred kilometers from South Shields. 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:01.000 The Prime Minister went. 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.000 On, Pepper Big World is very much my kind of place. 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:15.200 It has a very safe streets, discipline in schools. Hear 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.520 the emphasis on new mass transit systems. I noticed, what 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:19.280 the hell? 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:23.159 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:27.840 Beautiful Day Mother in law Lands Monday wrap up Warm. 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:30.040 We're getting into summer here at home. 0:19:30.520 --> 0:19:32.040 I actually saw on the news that it's going to 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:34.320 be the wettest, greyest summer that we've had in years 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:38.080 because of la Nina La Nina, great. 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:41.000 Name for you done all right God one of four 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.920 point three Christian O'Connell show. It's exciting, eight days to go. 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:47.920 It's all the greatest our radio ever. So for the 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:52.240 last hour of next Friday show, last show of the year, 0:19:52.760 --> 0:19:55.280 we will head to our local pub, the London Tavern 0:19:55.800 --> 0:19:58.760 on stage. The final song you hear from us of 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:00.879 the year will be a live one performed with a 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:03.479 house band by a very special and I do mean 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:06.880 there's very special live musical guest. They can't believe we've 0:20:06.920 --> 0:20:09.200 landed this one. We've saved the big one to the 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:12.400 end of the year. Huggy from this radio station told 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:15.240 us a couple of months ago that he does a 0:20:15.320 --> 0:20:18.640 great version of the awesome Rick Springfield song Jesse's Girl. 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:21.600 So good is he when he goes on holiday to Bali. 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.520 He sings it like a karaoke with a live band. 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:26.760 Sometimes you might have seen some charaoganize. It's great they 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:29.440 have a live band to do the songs. Huggy is 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:32.359 so good at this version of Jesse's Girl that there's 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:33.280 a photo. 0:20:33.119 --> 0:20:34.080 Of him behind the bar. 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.720 And before COVID he was going back every year and 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:38.480 there walking him back on stage. 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.960 To rock the same song every year. Let's not get 0:20:41.000 --> 0:20:42.800 into that. Okay, same song every year. It's Huggy. 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:45.520 There's no point trying to pick it apart. So he said, 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.159 he's so good and so you know, and you've been 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.639 to bar and they've got people's photos behind the bar. 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:51.040 So they're local legends, aren't they. 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:52.720 Sometimes it says, do not serve this men. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:57.480 Yes, he didn't say what was around it. Do not 0:20:57.640 --> 0:21:00.320 let him up singing. So we thought, do you know what, 0:21:00.400 --> 0:21:03.359 we be really great? Let's hear this. He can't go 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:04.200 to Barley at the moment. 0:21:04.320 --> 0:21:04.800 Let's hear this. 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:07.720 So next Friday, we've got our house band who we 0:21:07.760 --> 0:21:10.080 found last week, Scott, the guy who rang in. He's 0:21:10.080 --> 0:21:12.840 also a brilliant vocal coach a gaming yesterday. You're about 0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:14.600 to hear how he got on trying to train Huggy 0:21:14.880 --> 0:21:16.080 to get him to be as good as he can. 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:18.000 Now that Huggy's getting a bit nervous, that's right. 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:20.399 The backing band will be Scott's band, who said what 0:21:20.760 --> 0:21:23.040 thank you guys for coming forward. They're playing their first 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:25.399 gig again in eighteen months this weekend. 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:27.800 Awesome, So we should just point out at the moment. 0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:30.840 Huggy in the last week has started to get very nervous, 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.119 asn't he sort of the glasses came off the other day. 0:21:33.280 --> 0:21:35.240 I did the old Ah God, I don't think he's 0:21:35.240 --> 0:21:35.560 really good. 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:38.320 It's actually a very tough song. It's in two rangers, 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:40.560 you know. Then he started to say he's got kidney 0:21:40.640 --> 0:21:42.680 stones as well, so the backing band will be renamed 0:21:42.720 --> 0:21:45.600 for the Morning, Huggy and the Kidney Stones. The other 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:47.720 thing he mentioned as well is that it's an easy 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:49.680 song for the band, tough song for the singer. Yep, 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:50.959 the excuses have started. 0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:53.840 The newest excuse was, oh, and it's very noisy in 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.399 the bar and BALI, so it's kind of more of 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:59.600 a pub rock vibe where you're really listening to the 0:21:59.680 --> 0:22:00.560 quality the singer. 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:03.119 All right, So when we come back then you'll hear 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:06.200 what happened when he had vocal training yesterday to help 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:08.040 him with his amazing performance of Jesse's Girl. 0:22:08.920 --> 0:22:12.400 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:13.880 What you're about to hear. 0:22:14.480 --> 0:22:17.520 Hopefully we'll get you excited. It would also show you 0:22:17.640 --> 0:22:20.080 that Huggy has work to do in the next eight 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:23.320 days because there was a big show in town next Friday, 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:26.440 live on Gold one four point three, Live to Melbourne 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:29.399 and live on stage at the London Tavern here in 0:22:29.520 --> 0:22:32.159 Richmond ill local Pub next week on the show we'll 0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:33.879 give you a chance to win your way there to 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:37.119 see this. And also tomorrow we open up the audition 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:39.840 lines again for you to sing on the bill. But 0:22:40.000 --> 0:22:42.439 right now then let's eavesdrop, let's go back. You might 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.680 as well be listening to Lennon and McCartney. This could 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:48.119 be footage from Peter Jackson's Beatles documentary Two Greats, Two 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:50.520 Legends of Music. So we've got Scott who is a 0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:53.840 legit vocal coaches you're about to hear. And then there's 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:57.280 Huggy mid morning General Hill at the station. Huggy tours 0:22:57.280 --> 0:22:58.919 a couple of months ago that he does an amazing 0:22:59.000 --> 0:23:02.160 version at karaoke with live house band of Jesse's Girl 0:23:02.240 --> 0:23:03.200 by Rick Springfield. 0:23:03.280 --> 0:23:09.920 This song No Squint's off. Hugg He does this so well. 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:11.600 When he goes on holiday to Bari to a bar 0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:14.399 there there's her photo of him behind the bar, so 0:23:14.520 --> 0:23:17.080 he thought, let's get a house band, let's recreate this 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:20.199 next Friday. So that's why we're doing all this all right, 0:23:20.280 --> 0:23:22.280 Let's go to Scott and Huggy yesterday. 0:23:22.520 --> 0:23:24.200 So the key at the start is perhaps it's a 0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:27.359 bit more of a whisper Jesse. He is a friend 0:23:27.960 --> 0:23:29.080 to try and whisper it, push it. 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.480 Out a little bit there, and then she's watching him 0:23:31.520 --> 0:23:32.359 with those eyes. 0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:34.640 So just try and cut the notes off as quick 0:23:34.640 --> 0:23:36.360 as you can. Just get the gears right. 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:38.120 You don't have to yell and scream at the high 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.800 bits or something. It's just Jesse's girl. 0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:46.439 Jesse is a friend hugging Yeah, it's oh, it's been 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:49.560 a good friend of mine, so very good. But lately 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:53.560 something changed. It ain't hard to define. Jesse's got himself 0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.399 a girl and a want to make of mine, and. 0:23:56.480 --> 0:24:00.840 She's watching him with those eyes, and she's loving him 0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:01.840 with that body. 0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:02.879 I just know it. 0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:06.760 And he's holding her in his arms. Lay late at night. 0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:09.920 You can't hear Scott there. He just walked out, said no, Scott, 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:11.800 we paid for the hour. Okay, got to go back 0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:13.640 in there because I've got no for Brad. 0:24:14.240 --> 0:24:15.879 Here we go. This is what this is. Welcome to 0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:18.359 our world. The old excuse is kick in now because 0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:22.520 I've got no for Brad, I vote suddenly he's Pavarotti. 0:24:23.520 --> 0:24:24.600 It's a gig in a pub. 0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:26.760 You do it in Barney to trunk people, to a 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:28.760 somebody with bad tattoos. 0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:30.880 Because I've got no for Brade, I would in vote 0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:31.280 my voice. 0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:31.600 That's okay. 0:24:31.640 --> 0:24:33.160 It's sort of more of a little bit of breathing, 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:34.960 so pushing a bit of hery out with the Jesse 0:24:35.200 --> 0:24:35.600 here's a. 0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:38.439 Friend bit husky, but Rick does it all right? Here 0:24:38.480 --> 0:24:38.639 we go. 0:24:39.160 --> 0:24:43.680 Jesse is a friend on Yeah, he's always been a 0:24:43.760 --> 0:24:48.240 good friend of mine. But literally something changed. It ain't 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.680 hard to define. Jesse's got himself a girl, and I 0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:53.119 want to make him mine. 0:24:53.440 --> 0:24:58.000 And she's watching him with those eyes. She's loving him 0:24:58.040 --> 0:25:01.800 with that Boddy, I just no, and he's holding her 0:25:01.920 --> 0:25:03.880 in his arms late late at night. 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:08.960 You know, I wish that I hadessee his girl perfect. 0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:11.840 I wish that I had just see his Scotty come on, 0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:13.040 help with the backing here. 0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:15.280 No, we cannot find a. 0:25:15.640 --> 0:25:16.560 Woman like that. 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:21.800 About ten minutes in its struggling. Genuinely, it was ten 0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:23.520 minutes into a twenty minute lessen. 0:25:24.080 --> 0:25:26.600 You know, I wish that I had Jessee his girl. 0:25:27.000 --> 0:25:31.560 And this is where I struggled, girl did in it 0:25:31.840 --> 0:25:35.120 and it come down? Where can I find old goleman 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:35.680 like that? 0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:38.800 I'll play you along with the shoe ra So what 0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:40.120 I mean, okay, from. 0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:42.440 The upper register is gonna be, is gonna be where 0:25:42.440 --> 0:25:43.120 you're gonna be changed? 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:45.120 So I don't know where to change the register. 0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:48.960 This is amazing. I for one cannot wait for next 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:50.879 Friday to hear this. Life good on your hockey, Thank 0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:53.080 you very much, Scott. Tomorrow morning, then if you do 0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:56.520 one great song right at karaoke, whatever it is, bear 0:25:56.600 --> 0:25:59.560 in mind someone is doing the Rainbow Connection next Friday, 0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:01.159 just so you know the kind of people are looking for. 0:26:01.520 --> 0:26:03.800 Tomorrow morning, audushing lines open, and then next week you 0:26:03.880 --> 0:26:05.640 can win your way to join us at this show. 0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:08.760 Christian Connell Show Podcast Listen. 0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:09.359 I'd give up. 0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:12.000 I just said as a joke that vibrato would be 0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:14.080 a great name, and he went, that's a great name 0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:14.560 for a boy. 0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:17.640 No, I said the shortened vibes vibes post. 0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:19.560 Yes, this is like a rapper, doesn't it? One hit? 0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:24.359 Wonder when had my o fascial release yesterday? Basically a 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:29.280 very intense, deeply painful but awesome at the end of it, massage. 0:26:29.320 --> 0:26:30.600 You ever had one of these, you will be you 0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:32.639 literally gripping the hatel. 0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.520 I think it's so painful for you because you've put 0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:38.919 up with that aches and those aches and pains. 0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.240 For forty eight years years basically working on the tin 0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.520 man on that tape. It takes hammers to me, basically 0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:46.840 a mallets to try and break up the fascion release. Anyway, 0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.240 as he has his elbow in various parts of my body, 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:51.720 you know, we're talking stuff like this, and he goes, 0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:53.520 oh my god, you want to hear what my son did. 0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.000 His son did something. 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:57.520 Obviously, we do not encourage a very dangerous thing to do, 0:26:57.840 --> 0:27:00.800 and there are repercussions that you're about to find out. However, 0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.880 you know what teenage boys are like His son this week, 0:27:04.000 --> 0:27:07.200 right did this. He's at school and he sneezes and 0:27:07.359 --> 0:27:09.920 he coughs, and obviously teachers must be just a higher 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.399 not stuff. Yeah, shut the entire school down. You know 0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:16.640 the series, the teacher goes, oh, are you what happened there? 0:27:16.680 --> 0:27:19.639 And he said, for a joke, I've got COVID. I 0:27:19.640 --> 0:27:20.520 think I've got COVID. 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:21.080 As a joke. 0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:24.520 One of the boys on the back road, I understand 0:27:24.600 --> 0:27:26.480 the mind of a teenage boy, because I feel like 0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:30.360 one still sometimes, and it's in the moment. The joke 0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:31.359 is the only thing that matters. 0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:34.240 Look, obviously this is terrible as you're about to find out. 0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:36.320 Why how an you just got to mind yourself of 0:27:36.440 --> 0:27:39.000 a teenager. And then there are teenagers right then there 0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:43.000 are teenage boys. Teenage boys brains don't fully develop until 0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:45.439 I'm in them late to mid twenties, and I think, 0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:48.240 speaking from personal thing, I'm still mine is still developing 0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:51.440 and working itself out. Okay, so at that age, I 0:27:51.800 --> 0:27:53.440 get it. I don't like it, but I get it. 0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:55.359 A teacher then shuts it all down, goes, you got 0:27:55.440 --> 0:27:57.239 to go and see the nurse immediately. They've all got 0:27:57.280 --> 0:28:00.240 these protocols, and so they go, you've obviously sna have 0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:02.280 you got all three? Goes, No, it was a joke. No, No, 0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:04.520 you needs to go to nurse right now. Go to nurse, 0:28:04.560 --> 0:28:06.000 and nurse goes, Oh, you've got to go and get tested. 0:28:06.000 --> 0:28:06.920 We're gonna have to call your parents. 0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:08.719 You don't know. Please don't call my parents. They're going 0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:10.920 to go there. They're at work. 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.119 She's doing the whole time. You know, you've got to 0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.320 go right now, the head of the whole school gets involved. 0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:18.440 Course his dad can't get hold of the mom. Course 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:19.920 his dad. His dad has to go. You know, when 0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.920 he's at what he's he's breaking up muscle with someone, okay, 0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:25.080 And so his dad has to leave work and pick 0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:26.800 us up from school. Right, He's had to cancel the 0:28:26.880 --> 0:28:28.800 rest of his day to take him to go and 0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:31.879 get COVID tested. He has to three and a half hours. 0:28:32.160 --> 0:28:35.120 It's father and son. You can imagine what the banter's 0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:36.480 like in there, three and a half hours to go 0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.640 and get a COVID test. They don't need to go 0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:41.120 and get tested. So we want to hear today about 0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:44.280 when pranks go wrong. I remember a couple of years ago, Patsy, 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:46.680 do you remember that time that Sue the Boss recorded 0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.360 a call to you that you. 0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:48.200 Boke in my foot? 0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:51.000 Oh yeah, signed you written, but you would have never 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:51.440 heard this. 0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:54.160 We couldn't play it out because Sue. This was Sue 0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:54.920 the Boss's ideas. 0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:58.840 Patsy ran over my foot, right, I did out the 0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:00.719 front of the building right in the early days when 0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.760 we're working out some issues and she trying to run 0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:06.920 me over. Basically, I told you the Boss and went, oh, yeah, 0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:08.240 what'd be funny if I ring her and so that 0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:09.360 you're broken you foot, you're gonna be off for a 0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:10.280 couple of weeks with surgery. 0:29:10.560 --> 0:29:11.400 Oh yeah, yeah, do it. 0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:14.840 So Sue the Boss went and recorded her as her 0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:16.960 new thing. Sue the Boss wind up calls. 0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:20.440 Yeah with the human resources manager in the office as well. 0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:22.880 In the show, it was the two parts to Doubler. 0:29:23.080 --> 0:29:26.560 Yeah, so sadly because Patsy's got a big heart. Patsy 0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:29.160 got very upset and started to cry. I think mainly 0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:30.360 the thought she hadn't finished. 0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:34.880 Me it's just a broken foot. I thought it was 0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.800 a Crean center shot. Damn it. It limped back in 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:41.760 though at some point now it makes my chance. See 0:29:41.800 --> 0:29:43.400 the boss then roam me, won't you won't be to 0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.680 play it now? Well you know what she's actually said. 0:29:45.720 --> 0:29:47.520 You could, but I don't think it'd be about we 0:29:47.560 --> 0:29:49.280 can't play it out on Patsy cry and stuff like that. 0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.120 So we obviously killed the whole thing. 0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:53.000 We haven't done a brain since. 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:56.160 No, no, no, it gave up, and I think the 0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:59.000 world's moved on for grown ups actually making prank calls. 0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:02.080 Are you listening willing would be anyway, each their own. 0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:08.320 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:12.280 Good morning, Mark, Good, Yeah, we're good Mark. 0:30:12.320 --> 0:30:14.720 What happened many years ago? 0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:17.360 It's my job to bring me pay packers back in 0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:19.920 good or cash and works into the office before I'm 0:30:19.960 --> 0:30:22.440 going in there and we fools dying off. It would 0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:24.200 be a great idea of worked for a printing company 0:30:24.280 --> 0:30:26.240 on the weather ahead to put a termination letter in 0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:29.040 every person's paypacker. I don't know what I was funny, but. 0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:38.320 What are you thinking. It's the worst possible news. It's 0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:40.480 like dying, isn't it. You've been terminated? 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:43.560 I don't know what I thought it was funny, but 0:30:43.640 --> 0:30:45.120 I did at the time. But then all of a 0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:47.240 sudden I heard a lot of swearing and yelling coming 0:30:47.320 --> 0:30:48.800 from the airy factory. 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:52.440 Four started a revolution there. Comedy did not ensue. 0:30:53.440 --> 0:30:55.840 I think I ran one hundred meters into the bosses office, 0:30:55.920 --> 0:30:56.520 bigger than. 0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.840 But that's a great one. Yeah, that is fantastic, Mark. 0:31:03.880 --> 0:31:05.240 Thank you very much. You give us a call. Have 0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:05.680 a good day. 0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:06.640 Thanks. 0:31:07.800 --> 0:31:10.160 All right, when pranks go wrong a brain. 0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:13.280 Now you're listening to the Christian o'kyles Show podcast. 0:31:13.680 --> 0:31:16.400 Judy, good morning, Good morning Christian. 0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:18.680 How are you good, Julie, thanksgiving us a call. So 0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:20.400 when pranks go wrong, what did you do? 0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:24.080 No, it wasn't me, it was my husband. Now, my 0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:27.040 husband worked for my brother's company, which is a medical 0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.600 retrieval company. So if you get to sick over these 0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.480 they could intendure in. My brother's company puts out a 0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:34.640 quote and they send people to go and retreat you. 0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:37.000 So my husband works for him, and so did his 0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:40.280 best mate. So they were heading to France this day 0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:45.200 and decided when he arrived at the airport, he decided 0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.320 to pay prank on his mates. Now, as we know, 0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:50.080 the French and Australian sort of sense of of humor 0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:53.040 may not meet and also medical sense of humor. 0:31:53.520 --> 0:31:56.680 Can we just facture an airport security jokes? They really 0:31:56.760 --> 0:31:59.760 don't like a joker. They make it clear strong percussions. 0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:03.680 I think there's science that says jokes yep. 0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.720 And and they carry guns, so that actually mean that. 0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:10.280 So my husband thought it would be hilarious to call 0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:13.400 over one of the policemen and points to his mate 0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:16.040 who was in another line, to come and say, I 0:32:16.160 --> 0:32:33.280 think this gentleman has drugged in his directionum elect walking 0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:34.920 over it and smiling and down. 0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:38.720 I do work out. It's great glutes. 0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.080 The policeman thought, oh, this is a prank and I'm 0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:44.680 not liking it. So instead of going over to arst 0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:48.840 retrieve my husband's mate, he's march my husband. 0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:53.400 Right action, I'm with you, the officer, Yeah, just so 0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:53.880 like it. 0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:56.680 Later my husband walked out of their sort of somewhat 0:32:56.800 --> 0:33:00.800 violators through the red face and and to say he's 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.680 never done that at a French Prince restaurant. Just say restaurant, 0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:04.440 French airport. 0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:09.120 Every very different thing of her that to you, the 0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:17.840 full cavity search, you won't find a tip up there, Judy. 0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.600 We're sending a Brice that there's an incredible story. Thank 0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:24.600 you very much, Judy, Thank you very much. 0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:28.920 Mick. Good morning, Mick. 0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:34.240 Mick. Yes, I'll just stand by that last call. I 0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:35.200 don't think I can top that. 0:33:36.240 --> 0:33:38.000 What have you got there, Mike? A prank cone wrong? 0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:38.560 What happened? 0:33:39.000 --> 0:33:40.680 Yeah, well, off was a bit of big giggle and 0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:42.280 end up with my manager in hospital. 0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:45.120 Well, now we need to know what what came before that? 0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:47.920 Yeah, well we used to have a desk yet at 0:33:47.920 --> 0:33:49.920 the front of an office glass round of the office 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:52.200 that we used to lay our orders there on. And 0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:54.520 he had this thing about coffee cups. He'd walk past 0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:56.440 and hears a coffee cup on the desk. He just 0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:59.160 picked it up and smashed it in the bin. We 0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.400 got a big of this, and we super glued a 0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:05.920 coffee cup to the bench. And he's walked past and 0:34:06.000 --> 0:34:08.560 gone to grab the copy cup and it hasn't come 0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:11.120 with him. So he stopped and given a bit of 0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:14.520 a hoyt and that hasn't come off. So he's given 0:34:14.560 --> 0:34:17.200 it a bit of a real wreath and the handles 0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:19.239 come away and his hands kept down and gone through 0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:22.840 the plate glass window behind him. Cut him up a 0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:25.680 little bit. So we ended up raced off the hospital 0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:26.880 and getting a number of stitches. 0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:30.480 Wow. And of course the laughter didn't really happen when 0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:31.239 that break, did it? 0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:32.680 Yeah? 0:34:32.960 --> 0:34:36.880 Yeah, yeah, Well I sort of got away with it everything. 0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:39.080 Everybody here knew it was me, and it was forty 0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:42.719 years ago, so I'm sacked now to report. 0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:42.960 It was me. 0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:46.200 Until now your boss is on the other line. 0:34:46.520 --> 0:34:51.560 I've been running a Brankbusters feature. Hello, I'm gone, Yes 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:53.440 you are all right, mat Good on you that. 0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:56.200 You called a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:34:56.920 --> 0:35:01.960 Yesterday, we had a great story from Chris about a 0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.720 small but very inborn role he had in a stage 0:35:04.719 --> 0:35:06.359 production in mentone of Big. 0:35:06.440 --> 0:35:07.120 Two years back. 0:35:07.280 --> 0:35:10.800 I was in a musical theater production of Big and 0:35:11.000 --> 0:35:13.080 I got to the alta the first scene, I'm in 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.719 there in my my x alta box, just sitting there, 0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:17.000 stiff as a board. 0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:17.680 Or stiff as a salta. 0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:22.359 I say, make your wish, and then my second line 0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:25.200 is your wish is granted? 0:35:26.320 --> 0:35:28.000 Still lands those lines very well if. 0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:31.480 You asked mess like show like. 0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:34.440 So now on the show, we want to celebrate the 0:35:34.520 --> 0:35:36.960 people that didn't get the big roles. Okay, you've got 0:35:37.160 --> 0:35:41.120 small parts at best, share your yours is a sad story. 0:35:41.320 --> 0:35:42.959 It's not well, it's not even really a part. 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:43.160 No. 0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:47.040 I auditioned for How the West Was Walked and got 0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:49.239 a role as a set designer. So I had to 0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:53.279 paint the saloon, paint the cactuses, so at the end 0:35:53.320 --> 0:35:55.160 of the night, hopefully I couldn't hear the crowd, but 0:35:55.160 --> 0:35:57.240 hopefully they were going out there with that paint brush. 0:35:58.280 --> 0:36:01.120 Those two leads were great, but who painted that wagon? 0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:04.839 The way you cut in round the edges as well. 0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:05.560 Pro level. 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:10.640 Someone's painted this Spielberg here if you need any painting 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:13.239 done around your house or on a movie. One of 0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:16.080 our listeners Andy, all he got to do was look 0:36:16.120 --> 0:36:17.359 after the tim Man's axe. 0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:19.160 That is really sad. 0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:22.080 Basically you look it after the tim Man's axe. Christian 0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:24.400 I in the world whether while things are I was 0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:27.880 a dressing table that turned into a tree. I remember 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:29.840 one of my kids. We had to go to school 0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:32.719 production of the Rocky Horror Show. And all she was 0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:35.239 was she was a root of a tree. 0:36:36.160 --> 0:36:39.400 We had to sit through too flipping. We had to 0:36:39.560 --> 0:36:43.800 pay page to see this is the roots. She's just 0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:46.160 lying there and she at one point she sort of 0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:47.879 looked up and sort of waved to us and went 0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:48.880 down here. 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:52.560 No small barts, No small barts. All right, so there 0:36:52.600 --> 0:36:55.120 are no small barts. What small bert are you though? 0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:56.840 In your school plate. 0:36:57.160 --> 0:36:59.839 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:02.719 No small parts? What were you cast? It's not the 0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:09.120 main role in your school play? Like business? Like no business? 0:37:10.880 --> 0:37:14.200 Come on to Julie. She was umper Lumper number nine. 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:17.640 All the upper olympers are important. 0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:20.960 Yes, Christian I was a donkey twice a Mon's canoe 0:37:21.000 --> 0:37:24.520 sneezed and a baby goat What a cv you got there, sir. 0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:28.239 Let's go to the lines now, Mitch, good morning. 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:31.520 How do you Christian, Jack and Patsy? 0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:32.520 How do mid? 0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:32.960 Yeah? 0:37:33.200 --> 0:37:33.879 Very good? Mid? 0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:35.560 So tell us about your small part. 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:38.640 Okay, I'll try to keep this short. So seemingly in 0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:41.919 a secondary college, first year, year seven, I just haded 0:37:41.920 --> 0:37:45.279 to go into the school music production. Kisnt I think 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:48.239 I went for the prince role, but I didn't get it. 0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:51.040 But the teacher said, would you like to be the 0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:52.360 slave merchant? 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:55.520 So I said it. 0:37:56.680 --> 0:38:00.520 I went out. I had like maybe a minute. My 0:38:00.719 --> 0:38:04.800 line was by your slaves to day, and then I 0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:06.880 ushered the three girls out under my care and then 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:07.399 they dance. 0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:09.640 That sounds that you carried out with great to plumb there, 0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:13.239 well done, thank you, thank you very much. All right, Mitch, 0:38:13.320 --> 0:38:16.240 have a good day. Thanks according John good morning? 0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:18.239 Yeah? So are yeah? 0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:20.640 Good Johnny boy, John? No small parts? What were you 0:38:20.719 --> 0:38:21.160 in the play? 0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:27.000 So basically in my Rockers Desert, I played the branches 0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:32.320 of my arms of a tree. Wei seconds well, a 0:38:32.440 --> 0:38:34.759 girl ran through and they grab it and then she 0:38:34.880 --> 0:38:37.040 screened and let go. That was three walks. 0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:40.319 My role very dramatic, but. 0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:42.839 As far as trees go, it's actually a very active tree. 0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:44.560 Usually trees are just standing there. 0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:45.520 Train it up. 0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:46.520 Well. 0:38:46.560 --> 0:38:48.600 The irony of it all was that at the end, 0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.960 when the judges were talking about everything, they did too 0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:55.400 kinds and one of the one of the comments was 0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:59.520 having unbelievable The same with a tree grabbing the girl 0:38:59.600 --> 0:39:01.200 and wetting I go. 0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:08.120 So anything like your audition, you're loving to get anything. 0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:11.680 Hell all right, John, he sounds like a tree. 0:39:13.760 --> 0:39:18.840 He was clipping his nails or something. Gareth, good morning, 0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:23.360 good morning. I'm good girl. So no small boss, what 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:23.680 were you? 0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:28.960 I was the brick house in three little pigs, and 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:34.239 I just had to sit there and hold the house up. 0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:37.719 At least the stray house and the sick house. 0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:39.520 Uh, those kids, that's something to do. 0:39:39.680 --> 0:39:41.960 They got blown over and you know, at least they 0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:45.080 could be seen. I just had to sit behind the 0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:45.919 cardboard house. 0:39:47.040 --> 0:39:49.160 That's a tough gig. That's a tough gig. You had 0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:50.040 the hardest house. 0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:50.160 To be. 0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:54.279 Oh absolutely yeah, it's gold. 0:39:55.200 --> 0:39:56.440 All right, thank you very much. 0:39:56.480 --> 0:39:59.719 And Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:00.920 No No Small Barts. 0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:04.880 We're celebrating all the small barts, non parts you were 0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.279 given in school plays. 0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:09.000 Oh business shoes. 0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:12.359 Christian, my husband as a kid, had a main part 0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:15.120 taken away from him for being naughty. He was punished 0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:18.320 by being the curtain, a human curtain. 0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:23.279 I was a rabbit, but more for them. I had 0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:28.000 a nosebeed on stage and I took all the focus. Christian. 0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.040 I was just a humble porter who is meant to 0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:32.200 be playing the drums for we three Kings. 0:40:32.239 --> 0:40:35.040 But I got confused. Stop playing along to little Donkey. 0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:38.440 It went down a storm, all right. They takes a 0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:40.560 course down nine four one four one o four three. 0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:41.920 Good morning Fiona. 0:40:42.760 --> 0:40:43.800 Hi, hey going Christian. 0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:45.880 I'm good Fiona. So no small parts. 0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:47.359 So yeah. 0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:50.440 I was the guiltiest lover in the in one of 0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:54.600 the end scenes in Friggadoom, pretty much, and my line was, 0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:56.799 oh Tommy, where have you been? 0:40:56.960 --> 0:40:58.479 I've missed you so much? 0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:00.319 And then of course I get dump. 0:41:01.120 --> 0:41:02.880 I tell you what. You had a line, though, To 0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:05.040 have a line was a dream for many of us. 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:06.440 It was. 0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:09.920 It was good. It's incredible these years later you can 0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:11.479 still remember the entire line. 0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.239 Well, yeah, pretty much. There was a little bit more, 0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:16.480 but I can't remember the rest of it, but much 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:18.560 a lot of mining and stuff like that as well, 0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:19.840 because then he goes and sings a. 0:41:19.880 --> 0:41:21.279 Song and dumps me. 0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:24.839 It's the dumping bent that stayed with you, the scar. 0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:27.200 That's why it's burrowed in there. Yeah, if you own, 0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:28.600 thank you very much and give us a call. 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.719 All right, a good day, Thank you, Joanne, good. 0:41:31.640 --> 0:41:33.760 Morning, good morning. 0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:34.600 How are you guys. 0:41:34.760 --> 0:41:36.480 Yeah, we're great, John, thanks for giving us a call. 0:41:36.560 --> 0:41:37.520 So no small parts. 0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:42.359 Well, my brother kind of created his small part into 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.640 a major part by making himself the laughing stock at 0:41:45.840 --> 0:41:49.799 the school play. So he had come home and said, 0:41:49.920 --> 0:41:54.400 I have to go as a pilot. And my mom's like, 0:41:54.520 --> 0:41:56.960 oh okay, and so he said, I have to wear 0:41:57.120 --> 0:42:00.239 what a pilot wears. So she had got bored, like 0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.439 you know, at the two dollars shot like a police hat. 0:42:02.560 --> 0:42:05.200 And then I think did a queue for quantas or 0:42:05.239 --> 0:42:07.160 something on the front of it, and got a white 0:42:07.239 --> 0:42:10.440 shirt and put stripes and things on it and little badgers, 0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:13.399 and we all walk up to watch him. And it's 0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:16.400 a religious play, and he was meant to be conscious. 0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:20.000 The pilot, a very different kind of pilot. 0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:24.320 Yeah, everyone else is running around in Angel our fits 0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:25.800 and there's a carpenter. 0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:29.080 It just meant like a modern interpretation of what a 0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:29.960 pilon it would be. 0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:37.520 Well he said, it's the Flight out of Egypt. But now, yes, 0:42:37.920 --> 0:42:40.560 it was a bit of a so he his small part. 0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:45.760 Talk of the play we should do about homemade outfits 0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:48.279 one day. That's brilliant. Thank you very much. You cool. 0:42:48.360 --> 0:42:50.839 Love that, no problem, love the show, Thank you very much. 0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:55.040 I can't say Kim, Hello, Kim, good morning. How are you? 0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:58.080 I'm good Kim? So small parts and plays? What were you? 0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:02.320 Oh? We did production at School of snow White and 0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:05.800 the seventh Dwarfs and then there was like a forest 0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:07.920 scene and I was. 0:43:07.960 --> 0:43:08.600 A rock. 0:43:10.960 --> 0:43:13.800 The whole store we all know it significant. 0:43:15.400 --> 0:43:18.120 Anyway, So I was a rock with a few other people. 0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:22.200 And then they had like the seven Dwarves marching through 0:43:22.360 --> 0:43:31.719 the forest, you know, singing high hole high. Anyway. So 0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:35.160 there was a large child that was one of the 0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:39.000 dwarfs and he was supposed to he was supposed to 0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:43.600 sit on another rock, a bigger kid, but ended up 0:43:43.960 --> 0:43:47.400 sitting on me, but collapse on. 0:43:49.000 --> 0:43:49.200 Rock. 0:43:57.040 --> 0:43:59.640 Look it wasn't funny as he sat on me. I 0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:01.400 was she wasn't ready for it. 0:44:03.400 --> 0:44:06.399 We never large person. He needs a brace if they're 0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:06.759 going to do. 0:44:06.840 --> 0:44:12.920 That seriously, And my head hit the stage and I 0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:15.920 cracked it and I. 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.960 Got up and I just walked off chuck him off. 0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:21.680 Well, so I was known as the walking Rock. 0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:30.759 They should have made the start the following year written. 0:44:33.040 --> 0:44:33.759 Exactly. 0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:34.600 I know. 0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.000 I crept it big time. 0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:42.600 All came turned this one, Kim. We love this one. 0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.000 Thank you, thank you. 0:44:46.160 --> 0:44:48.279 Christian Connells Show podcast. 0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:51.880 Can't believe we're actually being allowed to do this tomorrow. 0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:56.200 The lawyers at work here the request that we put 0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:59.920 in this year, throwing a council off the building, the 0:45:00.040 --> 0:45:02.000 top of an eight story and sadly they said no too. 0:45:02.080 --> 0:45:03.840 However, I cannot believe they're going to let you. 0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:07.320 Who just got a bow and arrow at the weekend? 0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:11.319 You wiring live arrows in and in our office here 0:45:11.440 --> 0:45:14.400 right down a corridor, hopefully hitting a target. 0:45:14.480 --> 0:45:16.759 But we've got no guarantee. You're not trained arch or. 0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:18.960 Anything, but I'll try my best. 0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:21.839 Oh, thank you the reason why we're doing this then, 0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:23.320 So who is it who gave you the bow and 0:45:23.360 --> 0:45:24.000 alf your birthday? 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:26.080 My friend Jeremy the vegetarian gave me a bow and 0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:30.520 arrow from the vegetarian people who listen to the show going. 0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:34.400 The me teacher, And this is my friend Patsy the carnival. 0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:37.800 He gave me a bow and arrow for my birthday 0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:40.600 and I love it. I was flying into tree trunks 0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:43.240 trying to hit cans off a fence on the weekend, 0:45:43.320 --> 0:45:45.600 and now I'm going to be aiming at prizes. 0:45:47.520 --> 0:45:49.480 Any turned from an adult into a ten year old 0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:51.360 are going to be at prizes. 0:45:51.440 --> 0:46:02.759 All right, little boy, well done riding through tomorrow. It 0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:04.040 won't be Robin Hood. 0:46:04.280 --> 0:46:10.440 Oh no, Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood riding through the glen, 0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:12.959 Jackie Hood, Jackie. 0:46:12.719 --> 0:46:15.320 Hood with his band of man. How we need a 0:46:15.360 --> 0:46:24.799 break tomorrow? It won't be Robinhood at the. 0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:30.400 Bee Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood riding through the glen. 0:46:30.840 --> 0:46:32.920 Jackie Hood, Jackie Hood. 0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:34.160 With his band of men. 0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:37.080 You know what it is. 0:46:37.280 --> 0:46:41.120 Rio's not committed to that. He knows he's squirming in there. 0:46:41.600 --> 0:46:44.080 All right, So let's describe the scene you're out in 0:46:44.120 --> 0:46:47.600 that you're actually in a narrow corridor firing arrows down 0:46:47.600 --> 0:46:48.520 at into the news office. 0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:48.880 That's right. 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:51.480 How where do I have to stand? How long is 0:46:51.520 --> 0:46:54.160 the target away from me? Because the further I am away, 0:46:54.200 --> 0:46:55.480 the more chance it goes in the newsroom. 0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:57.640 Just so you guys know, well, cutbacks have to be 0:46:57.640 --> 0:47:00.640 made towards the end of any financial years of mine. 0:47:01.000 --> 0:47:02.600 That's how you find out. 0:47:03.239 --> 0:47:08.280 I think you're ten ten feet ten meters ten meters. 0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:10.160 Do you see how close he was to the one 0:47:10.160 --> 0:47:11.200 that he was in front of her? 0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:12.240 I was thirty meters. 0:47:13.400 --> 0:47:13.880 I saw the. 0:47:13.960 --> 0:47:16.840 Video, it's three inches away. It was walking the arrows 0:47:16.920 --> 0:47:19.200 into the things on the video. All right, so we 0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:22.520 found a master bowman. Okay, Rob, he's going to be 0:47:22.600 --> 0:47:25.080 coming in tomorrow to give you the arrows and the 0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:27.359 bow as well. He left this voicemail, Hi. 0:47:27.400 --> 0:47:30.239 Christian, Rob mackenzie here. I'm the master bowman out of 0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.319 Q City Bowman, the Archery Club in Q. I've heard 0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:36.840 that you're wanting to do some work with bows and arrows, 0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:40.400 so I bring a lightweight, beginner type both. Even a 0:47:40.600 --> 0:47:42.960 twelve year old kid can draw it back if he 0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:45.400 wants to shoot with intention. That is, I want to 0:47:45.480 --> 0:47:48.239 hit this part of the taken. That's in fact quite 0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:51.040 difficult to do. It takes some people years to get 0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:53.680 to be able to do that. People that aren't reasonably 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:57.719 well put together ten to just laze away and it's 0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:00.880 sort of a minor mirry life. They hit way consistently. 0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:03.960 It's not giving us any confidence there is he In fact, 0:48:03.960 --> 0:48:05.359 I was going to got the golden shot. Now I'm 0:48:05.360 --> 0:48:06.640 going to call the minor miracle. 0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:09.320 Make the target as big as you can. Can it 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:10.600 be like the size of the Wars? 0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:13.360 Do you think you weren't for Channel nine? We have 0:48:13.480 --> 0:48:15.840 to buy our own week bigs here to do stuff 0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:16.480 with listeners. 0:48:16.680 --> 0:48:18.960 Make the targets because you're like a mad king. 0:48:19.080 --> 0:48:20.600 The bigger it is, the more chance I got to 0:48:20.640 --> 0:48:20.800 hit it. 0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:24.040 Are you in the meeting? God says you're firing into 0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:27.000 a wet suit. Always say neopre or something. 0:48:28.120 --> 0:48:29.480 Neoprins are going to stop an arrow. 0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:32.040 Oh that's what you're firing into tomorrow with the target. 0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:35.320 So Jack will fire a shot where if it lands 0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:37.880 on the various prices, all the photos of the prizes 0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:42.600 you win. So every shot on the target shooting from listener. Basically, 0:48:42.760 --> 0:48:44.439 you know the show ends at the end of next week. 0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:47.120 We've got a year's worth of leftover prizes, so we're 0:48:47.480 --> 0:48:49.640 emptying out the prize covered so we can start again 0:48:49.680 --> 0:48:52.040 in the new year, so all the prizes will have 0:48:52.200 --> 0:48:54.920 to go tomorrow. I just I just thought that actually, 0:48:54.960 --> 0:48:57.080 if Jack was firing them at targets, we could give 0:48:57.120 --> 0:48:58.000 them away that right way. 0:48:58.040 --> 0:48:59.279 But now listen to rom and why are you're not 0:48:59.280 --> 0:48:59.960 going to hear anything? 0:49:00.160 --> 0:49:04.719 No, he doesn't know how master bowman A right, he 0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.560 doesn't know we're stalking him out. He's the master bowman. 0:49:07.880 --> 0:49:10.200 A guy got it at the weekend. That's who I'm 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:10.759 going to listen to. 0:49:11.120 --> 0:49:12.560 I'll hit the prizes. 0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:14.160 All right, you heard? And that's tomorrow show guys. 0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:18.440 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:49:19.080 --> 0:49:25.600 Today is National Debt Day, I know, National Day. Fun 0:49:25.680 --> 0:49:27.959 stuff for the time, waste, rich pickings. 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.760 Of course, perfect timing right before Christmas? 0:49:29.880 --> 0:49:35.000 Oh yes, have you got that Nicholas Cage stuff? I think. 0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:40.040 Nicholas Cage went broke after a string of eccentric purchases 0:49:40.040 --> 0:49:43.280 adding up to one hundred and fifty million dollars. Among 0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:46.120 other things, he bought exotic pet octopus one hundred and 0:49:46.160 --> 0:49:48.040 fifty thousand. 0:49:47.360 --> 0:49:49.120 One hundred and fifty thousand. What did it do? 0:49:49.480 --> 0:49:50.200 It was exotic? 0:49:50.360 --> 0:49:52.800 All right? Okay, you get what you pay for. 0:49:53.040 --> 0:49:58.399 Fifteen homes shrink come on fifteen homes shrunken pygmy heads 0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:01.520 that cost him two and a half million, and the 0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:04.320 two and a half two thousand, sorry two hundred and 0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:07.440 fifty thousand dollars dinosaur head that he had to return, 0:50:09.719 --> 0:50:11.640 that he had to return because it determined that the 0:50:11.680 --> 0:50:12.640 fossil was stolen. 0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:16.239 All right, So today then on a time away? So 0:50:16.360 --> 0:50:19.759 looking for your broke TV shows? Cheap TV shows? How 0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:20.120 are yours? 0:50:20.200 --> 0:50:20.359 Jack? 0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:21.719 I'm ready to go, all right? 0:50:21.800 --> 0:50:26.120 Trailer parks and Rex Silvil plus Malcolm with a nickel. 0:50:26.440 --> 0:50:31.880 Poor little Moulkis hadn't got a nickel gold friend just 0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:34.360 Jennifer Anderston I sort of could have fall just Jennifer 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:35.080 Anderson's friend. 0:50:35.320 --> 0:50:38.440 Or you shouldn't have to buy your friends instead of 0:50:38.520 --> 0:50:39.160 pip My Ride. 0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:42.160 That's a very opulent show, is it pim My Ride? 0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:42.440 Oh? 0:50:42.560 --> 0:50:45.480 Those rings cost so much? No, it's pep my Slide. 0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:48.480 I get a little cheaper to do the slide US 0:50:48.880 --> 0:50:49.719 silver plus. 0:50:49.680 --> 0:50:53.840 Eighteen very expensive to hire all the eighteen and the weapons, 0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:56.439 and that van much cheaper to get the C plus tea. 0:50:57.960 --> 0:51:02.239 Oh well, okay, what have you got there? Just open 0:51:02.320 --> 0:51:05.160 the window, guys, Let that stink our bit chack, what 0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:07.560 have you got? Broke TV shows? 0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:09.960 Hey, who's that yellow? Family is trying to save him 0:51:10.040 --> 0:51:11.919 every dollar? It's the Scrimsons. 0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:15.520 It's a good start, solid silver. 0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:17.879 I hope it is, because it's downhill from there. 0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:19.760 You promised gold earlier. 0:51:19.960 --> 0:51:22.120 Watch out for these guys. It's loan shark tank. 0:51:23.920 --> 0:51:25.240 That's gold. That's smart. 0:51:27.200 --> 0:51:29.759 Hand me down to an abbe after. 0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:34.439 Yes, it's just doesn't fit me, mum. That's also gold 0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:38.360 and frugal rock. Frugal rock back to us, Bronze Brighter. 0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:41.400 You're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast. 0:51:41.640 --> 0:51:41.719 Now. 0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:43.400 The pair of tickets to be one this morning on 0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.560 the time Wasteter for sunset sounds. 0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:53.120 On National Dead Day. We're looking for your cheaper TV shows. 0:51:53.640 --> 0:51:56.680 Jackie boy, you're in tomm Yeah, okay, skin Ty the 0:51:56.760 --> 0:51:58.040 Broke Kangaroo. 0:51:58.640 --> 0:51:59.719 Silvil plus or two. 0:51:59.800 --> 0:52:00.520 So that what is it? 0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:00.759 You know? 0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:06.160 H thank you though, Malcolm driving Miss Daisy's TV shows. 0:52:06.200 --> 0:52:08.720 We've got to give it a breath just for one day, okay. 0:52:09.320 --> 0:52:13.000 Georgie driving Miss Daisy is to send to me not 0:52:13.160 --> 0:52:19.200 Mark gone. The six dollar Man lost his millions. It 0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:21.960 brought went half some a dinosaur head with Nick Cage. 0:52:23.800 --> 0:52:25.480 Corey. That was very good. Corey did that? The six 0:52:25.560 --> 0:52:29.800 million Dollar Man two and a half minute, noodles this gold, 0:52:29.880 --> 0:52:31.080 that's smart. Warren very good. 0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:35.280 The Brokie Bunch silver plus. 0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:38.320 The Fresh Price Saw of Baronia. 0:52:39.400 --> 0:52:40.080 Too much going on? 0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:41.799 Yeah, the farmer wants a. 0:52:41.800 --> 0:52:46.279 Discount gold Shinzi are well done? Who used to be 0:52:46.360 --> 0:52:53.319 a millionaire? Silver, downt and shabby Silver, Lauren Horder gold. 0:52:54.560 --> 0:52:54.840 Reese. 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:59.960 That's very good, Kirby or expenditure Bronz, Game of milk 0:53:00.080 --> 0:53:06.440 cratesfold them thrones, cheapy blinders, gold, Gilligan's lump of mud? 0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:11.040 What is that the winner? 0:53:11.600 --> 0:53:11.640 No? 0:53:11.920 --> 0:53:13.319 No, when I can't win gold? 0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:17.279 Oh that deserves to be the winner. Who is winning? 0:53:17.320 --> 0:53:20.799 The tickets VIP package to go to Sunset. 0:53:20.440 --> 0:53:22.400 Sounds Cory and the six dollar Man. 0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:26.359 You are the winner. We're back tomorrow morning. You see them. 0:53:26.920 --> 0:53:29.080 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast