1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,160 Speaker 1: You stink of garlic. 2 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 2: The parasites back. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: Ah, how do you know it's back? 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 3: It is back. It is all the same symptoms. It's everything. 5 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 3: And I had to. 6 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: You just had a big weekend, you idiot. 7 00:00:15,240 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 3: No, I had to have the garlic. 8 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: You went to a Bucks. 9 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I was a parasite. 10 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: Fifty beers, Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie 11 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: J And I'm Ash And this is a podcast all 12 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: about parenting. It is the good, it is the bad 13 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: and the relatable, and we don't give advice. Tell me 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 1: about this parasite. 15 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 2: Just like yesterday afternoon, I was like, oh, starting to 16 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:56,000 Speaker 2: feel a bit bit like oh okay, okay, I'll. 17 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 3: See what this. 18 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 2: But that's why it's like garlic. I had to eat 19 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: garlic this morning to try and kill this. 20 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: How much did you have? How many clothes? 21 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 3: Just the one? 22 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: Just one that's it on its own? 23 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 3: I think it's my hands, it's breath. 24 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: Is that I'm really coming out your paws? 25 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 3: Nothing's coming out of me. 26 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: Anyway. 27 00:01:15,959 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be okay. 28 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor? Yeah, Just I don't 29 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: know if this is gonna work. Just can you call 30 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 1: Laura because she's stolen my water bottle. 31 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,320 Speaker 3: You got meat. 32 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: Just call Laura. 33 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, just if she picks up as if you fucking answer. 34 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 1: It's cool Laura, because I found my water bottle and 35 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 1: it was upstairs in the bathroom this morning. She's gone 36 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: into work with Poppy to Tony May and the water 37 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: bottle all of a sudden gone and it'd been in 38 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: her car for three weeks. And I'm like, my water bottle. 39 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know where it is. 40 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 3: Which one the one? That the good one? 41 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: That you're one? 42 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 3: Ah, they are good ones. Yeah, this Laura Burn. 43 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 1: You do the talking. She's not picking up. 44 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 3: Person you are calling is not available. 45 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 1: Message, leave a message. Sorry, Chloro again, Oh my god, 46 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: Clor again. 47 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 3: It's gonna think there's a emergency. 48 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: Yeah good, this is an emergency. Thank good. 49 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 3: She's like breast finishing. I'm going to get in trouble here. 50 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 3: I can feel it. 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: Do you steal water bottles? There's repercussions for who for her? 52 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 3: Oh I am I being dragged into. 53 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 2: This being forwarded to voicemails that's a reject which is not. 54 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 3: Available at the time. 55 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 2: Please record your message. 56 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 3: When you have finished recording, you may hanger. 57 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 2: Laura, I have been Matt demanded that I call you. 58 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 2: Don't make I'm being dragged into this water bottle fiasco. 59 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: You've stolen a water bottle that does not belong to you. 60 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 2: There are repercussions, there's consequences, and one of them is 61 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 2: that you have to listen to this voicemail obviously, because 62 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 2: I know you don't want to. 63 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 3: Talk to me. Sorry, can you RelA? Sorry? 64 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,360 Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying to mediate the situation. Okay, Laura, 65 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 2: there is a drink bottle in your possession. Now. I 66 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 2: don't know if from where you came from, if it's different, 67 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,679 Speaker 2: but there's a name on it. It says Maddie Jay, 68 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 2: not Laura. Thank you, So please return that promptly so 69 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 2: I don't have to listen to him demand things of 70 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 2: me and drag me in to situations. 71 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 3: I don't feel like being in. I've got my own problems. 72 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 2: Okay, carry on, have a good day. I love you 73 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 2: by Okay, now that that's done. 74 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 3: Sorry, was that part of housekeeping? In housekeeping? 75 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: That's housekeeping? 76 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 3: Is that all the housekeeping? Yeah? 77 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: There was a message ash for you from Sarah Sarah Jane. 78 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, do you. 79 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 2: Want us to know what TV show I'm on Healthy 80 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 2: Wealthy of my Saturday seven pm. 81 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:44,240 Speaker 1: I missed last time? 82 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, how did you see? 83 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 3: Actually go on? This reminds me. 84 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,400 Speaker 2: There's a comment on Spotify. 85 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: I read this comment. I think it's the one that 86 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: we're talking about. 87 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 3: Just do you recall? 88 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: Well someone was like that's really good and jealous. 89 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 2: It was like you you sound upset about it and 90 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 2: it shows. 91 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: Because Matt keeps talking about it. And actually when I 92 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 1: read that, I was like, oh have I am I 93 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: coming across like a bit of. 94 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 3: A d A am I? 95 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: Well? 96 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,720 Speaker 3: What about an apology? Maybe? Yeah? 97 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 1: I am sorry? I am sorry. I have some news 98 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: though you mentioned my mustache? 99 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 3: Oh what do you got for me? 100 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: I've got a roll? Do you in a movie? 101 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 3: What movie is it? Is it porn? 102 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,120 Speaker 1: It's it's not like a cinema movie. It's going to 103 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 1: be on stand. 104 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 3: You've been doing some work stand? 105 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: Yeah? And I was like, Hey, if you can just 106 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 1: get me on any. 107 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 3: Show like what do you we take pants on? 108 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 1: I'll do it. And I think it's podcasting. I literally 109 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: have yes, you're better than that. I literally have two 110 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: lines like I'm like, oh what but I play a 111 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: cop I'm in a cop like office. I'm an offer 112 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 1: you no, I'm a cop shop. Please please. 113 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 3: We circled, We got there. 114 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: We got that, and they requested that my mustache is 115 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: thick and lush. 116 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 3: You've got good shape. I said that, thank you, Yeah, congratulations. 117 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 3: What's your name? 118 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: You know I remember because they sent me the scripts 119 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't need the script. They've 120 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: got two fucking words. So I don't know the name 121 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: of my character, which is not important. A movie called 122 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: I don't even know. I don't even know. 123 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 3: Someone's just like you, like just rang, just chutt him 124 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 3: up in the movie. But this is not your first 125 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 3: movie experience Christmas? And how what the film? What's the run? 126 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 1: Tomato on that? Let's let's move on. That's it wasn't good. 127 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: Anyway on my sholf just increased. I just say, you know, 128 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 3: I will watch next week. It did increase without you 129 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 3: watching it. 130 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 1: I will watch next week. Good news, Hey, breaking news. Okay, 131 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,800 Speaker 1: I don't often break news here on the podcast. 132 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,080 Speaker 3: You know this is going to come out next week. 133 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: This is exciting. Go on, Okay, this is potentially Australia's 134 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: oldest dad. 135 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 3: Guess how old he is ninety four? 136 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 1: Close? Fuck ninety three? 137 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 4: Wow? 138 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 2: Ninety four this year though, surely Yeah. 139 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 1: It's a doctor and he's welcomed a baby boy with 140 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,800 Speaker 1: his younger wife. She's thirty seven. What's the math on that? 141 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:29,679 Speaker 1: What's the age difference? 142 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 3: Fifty seven? Sixty six? That was pretty good. That was 143 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 3: very good, Thank you. 144 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 2: I am going off ninety four because he's going to 145 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,799 Speaker 2: turn ninety four this year, which I would be correct. 146 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,359 Speaker 1: Guess he's a healthy aging expert. 147 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,240 Speaker 3: So what does he think is then? You know he's 148 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 3: going to be dead by the time this see kids five? 149 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: Well, he says he wants to be there till the 150 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 1: twenty first birthday. 151 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 3: Ah, I know, but. 152 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 2: Hey, who are we to judge? No, this is judge worthy. 153 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: I are we to judge? Ash age is just a 154 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 1: letter number? Fuck Jesus, Sorry, I'm from. 155 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 2: This movie Gig. You haven't slept a night you're so excited? 156 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 3: Wow, ninety four? Why do you think you could still 157 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 3: get it up? 158 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: He's married, he was married for fifty seven years, but 159 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: she passed away in twenty thirteen. And that's why when 160 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: people ask me to get a sec to me, I'm like, well, 161 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: what's his name? You never know what the future holds. 162 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:30,679 Speaker 1: Shout out to John doctor. Sorry, I apologize, doctor John Levin. 163 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 2: Eleven you are, that's eleven you are. Yeah, that's a 164 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 2: great effort. 165 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: That's a great joke on both just a combination of 166 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: the two. 167 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,880 Speaker 3: I don't want a seventy I'm out. 168 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: That's that's child abuse. 169 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 2: It is, it's borderline. Is kid's gonna have to mourn 170 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 2: his father's dead immediately. 171 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 5: Totally. 172 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: He can barely wipe his own eyes. What chances that 173 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: child had. 174 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 2: When he's like a teenager, he's like, well, my dad 175 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 2: died and almost like yeah, five minutes after I was born? 176 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,200 Speaker 1: Do you want to hold the child? 177 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 3: Do you want to hold my husband? Who's holding the child. 178 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: In the deliverer? Like someone's chat themselves and we're not sure. 179 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 2: Who you know they're like when someone dies, someone is born, it's. 180 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 3: Like it's. 181 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:34,439 Speaker 1: Shout out to doctor John Levin. Wow, Jesus, I know, okay? 182 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 3: Is he Jesus? 183 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,439 Speaker 1: Mate? Wow? So that's housekeeping and shout out to We 184 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:45,880 Speaker 1: had a listener rock up this morning, ash Oh yeah, 185 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,680 Speaker 1: and Emily her name was. 186 00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 3: You nearly forgot what you admitted. 187 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:55,839 Speaker 1: Emily, If you're listening right, now that's not true. That 188 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:57,600 Speaker 1: all life. 189 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 3: That's just because you're a movie star. 190 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:06,000 Speaker 1: Now, I gave away a bugaboo and it's on the 191 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,640 Speaker 1: Facebook group. 192 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 2: It must have been nice to be able to give 193 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 2: away buggaboos and stuff like that. 194 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:17,679 Speaker 5: I did see it on the Facebook group and I 195 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:22,439 Speaker 5: was like, how much you're right something stupid because I'm stupid. 196 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,800 Speaker 3: I'm a stupid, silly boy. 197 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: But it was lovely to meet Emily. She's having birth. 198 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,440 Speaker 1: It's lovely to meet Emily. She's giving birth on the 199 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: sixth of January, very very soon. 200 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,439 Speaker 3: I was like, she looked great. 201 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: Jess was down with me, and I was like, let 202 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:38,840 Speaker 1: me just show you how it works. And I was like, 203 00:09:38,960 --> 00:09:43,840 Speaker 1: fucking bugbo. The clips haven't been touched in years. And 204 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:46,840 Speaker 1: I was like, there was like a there was a 205 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:50,240 Speaker 1: bottle of valvel and coolant in the buggerbell, So do 206 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:50,960 Speaker 1: you want this as well? 207 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 3: Is that the one with a little sign thing? 208 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:54,839 Speaker 6: Yeah? 209 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 1: Dunk? 210 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 3: I mean the bugaboo? 211 00:09:58,960 --> 00:09:59,480 Speaker 1: Whould you go? 212 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:03,680 Speaker 2: I can't remember what it's called, but like, of course 213 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,559 Speaker 2: all we use was the travel pram because it was 214 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,679 Speaker 2: lighter and less complex. 215 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 1: That's what people are doing these days, dude. People have. 216 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: They've they've steered away from the big prams. The little 217 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: prams are what they're after. 218 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,439 Speaker 3: Because they're thousands of dollars. 219 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 1: It's a lot of money. I like it. 220 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 3: Is that that much safer? 221 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: Probably know no, but dude, just the you know the 222 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: is you want a pram that you can push with 223 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:25,920 Speaker 1: your finger? 224 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, that ninety four year old is going to need that. 225 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 1: I'll take one. 226 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 2: I'll take one with a walker attached to it. Please 227 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,559 Speaker 2: somewhere I can sit down every three steps. 228 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,559 Speaker 1: I'm just a bit tired today though, a delirious. 229 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 3: Is that what's happening? 230 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:42,760 Speaker 4: Yeah? 231 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what you know, Well, it's just I 232 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,360 Speaker 1: was up all last night with the baby playing fucking 233 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: video games. 234 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:53,240 Speaker 3: What do you think I was going to say with 235 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,960 Speaker 3: Lola or what? You know? We play video what we're playing? 236 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,720 Speaker 1: I you know those you probably you ash You probably 237 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,560 Speaker 1: don't remember what this was like, but it would have 238 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: been about three in the morning, and I was just 239 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: pacing up and down the room, tapping the bar and 240 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:15,240 Speaker 1: just trying to stay and then trying to like and 241 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 1: then coming up on the shoulder maybe a burn back 242 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:25,640 Speaker 1: down and squatting, and then a couple of little. I 243 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: know it's good. My step counts amazing pistons, and I 244 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:35,040 Speaker 1: remember thinking, God, that's right. This is what you have 245 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,080 Speaker 1: to do with a newborn. 246 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,080 Speaker 2: I like, just like the continual rock. And then you 247 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 2: find yourself just in public going the two steps, and 248 00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 2: you got that you're just doing this shopping alone. And God, 249 00:11:52,559 --> 00:11:55,319 Speaker 2: I don't envy you, but I warned you. 250 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,439 Speaker 1: I could not get out of bed this morning. I 251 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,320 Speaker 1: ended up in Lola's bed and she woke up at 252 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,640 Speaker 1: six in the morning. And you could have offered me 253 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 1: a million dollars and I wouldn't been able to get 254 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,160 Speaker 1: out of bed. I was so tired, and Lola was like, 255 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,320 Speaker 1: fucking get up, and I was just like, I get 256 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 1: my phone and watch something. 257 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,559 Speaker 3: So how's this ninety three year old going to do that? 258 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 2: He's having dinner at four pm and in bed by 259 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 2: four thirty, Like. 260 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,079 Speaker 1: Let's get him on the podcast. And it's not he 261 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: won't be able to talk. 262 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:30,400 Speaker 3: You won't die in the second. Ah, you four thing? Well, 263 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 3: at least don't have a parasite yet. Let's be kissed. 264 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,800 Speaker 2: You want to kiss his galic bread? Speaking of parasites, 265 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,520 Speaker 2: I'm sorry that you're tired, but this will pass and. 266 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 3: Then regression will come. That word disgusting. 267 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 2: I forgot to mention last time I had a parasite 268 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 2: because I was moving. I don't know if you recall 269 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 2: I moved again. Yeah, for the final time in a 270 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 2: long time. I'm like, I'm never moving ever again. Like 271 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,680 Speaker 2: I will drive the people downstairs out. I will drive 272 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:05,360 Speaker 2: them out with noise or whatever. Buy that place just 273 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,199 Speaker 2: so that we can expand when the kids get bigger, 274 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 2: because I don't want to move ever again. 275 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: It's not that bad. 276 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 3: Well, also, you can move into the garage or something. 277 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't seen the garage yet. 278 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 3: I lived in the garage when I was a kid. 279 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 3: That sounded horrible. 280 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,319 Speaker 2: That sounded really bad. Mum, I'm sorry, but I did. Anyway, 281 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:22,800 Speaker 2: that's that's a story for another time. I'm telling you 282 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 2: this story because I had the parasite, and I forgot 283 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 2: to tell you that. After two or three days of moving, 284 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 2: and I started to feel a little bit better, which 285 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 2: you do, because I was self managing it with advice 286 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 2: I got from TikTok Standard Classic, my age. 287 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 3: Group, and I took a little trip to min to 288 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 3: ten I do love my ten to get a few 289 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,600 Speaker 3: things for what's your preference my eternal Bunnings. 290 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,719 Speaker 1: I feel like mina ten is better because it's just 291 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: a bit smaller. You can kind of nip in and out. 292 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,760 Speaker 1: The Bunnings down the road for me is like fucking 293 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 1: three stories. 294 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,839 Speaker 2: I think that Bunnings have taken the whole warehouse thing 295 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 2: too far, too far. 296 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:01,880 Speaker 3: The floors concrete. You go to a minor ten, it's 297 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,439 Speaker 3: a vinyl tile. 298 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:09,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's spoken like a true true cannot talk, not. 299 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 2: True, weekend worry true trading? 300 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 1: Was it worth it? Not? Really? 301 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,680 Speaker 3: No trader, don't go to Bunnings anyway. 302 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 1: They do. 303 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,480 Speaker 3: They go to the trade section. It's different. They got 304 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 3: something over there we don't know about. Let us we 305 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 3: want to free jump with this is Bunnings trade on it? 306 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,560 Speaker 3: That'd be great anyway. So I went in to buy 307 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:27,400 Speaker 3: a bunch of stuff for the house. 308 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: What did you get? 309 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 2: I think I've got some doorstops because it's quite breezy, 310 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:31,800 Speaker 2: which is lovely. 311 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:32,240 Speaker 3: I love that. 312 00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: Oh like a little snake. 313 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 2: Just the stand of white ones because those long, snaky, 314 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 2: slug looking ones they always end up in the kids 315 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,640 Speaker 2: bed because I think it's a toy. 316 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're all dusty. They get left outside and 317 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: all they're wet. You are the white ones, like the 318 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,040 Speaker 1: ones that you drill onto the door. 319 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 2: No, no, they're just a little rubber thing you kick 320 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 2: under the door. 321 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 3: He's kicking under the door like a wedge, like a rubber. 322 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: You need that for the breeze. 323 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 3: Sorry, they'll do the job a wedge. Why are you 324 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 3: that perplexed about the Let's not get hung up on 325 00:14:59,200 --> 00:14:59,760 Speaker 3: the doorstops. 326 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 2: Things that I needed to get, just bits and pieces, 327 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 2: hooks and whatever you get when you hooks for pictures 328 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 2: of things. 329 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 3: I don't know. My sister bought me a really nice 330 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 3: picture of Narrawbing beach. Just nice photograph, as one would 331 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 3: call it. 332 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: Where did you put it? 333 00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 3: Whatever? Hook was availab because I'm yet to get around 334 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 3: to put the hooks up. Anyway, I'm perused in the. 335 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: Aisles, and I always hate when people ask me do 336 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,280 Speaker 2: I need help? 337 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 3: Like, no, I know what I'm doing. 338 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed to ask for help. Okay, 339 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:34,520 Speaker 2: but where. 340 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,840 Speaker 1: Does this insecurity come from? 341 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 3: Let's go all the way. But no, it's not. I'll 342 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 3: take us all day. You don't need that. 343 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: I'm just say no, say no. 344 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 3: No, I'm saying armor right, I don't run away and 345 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 3: from arms and we're. 346 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 1: Like, oh, it was like, this is the sixth time 347 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,680 Speaker 1: come home empty handed from out to ten? What's going on? 348 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 2: One time walk into a shop and I got in there. 349 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,240 Speaker 2: As soon as I walk into it, I can I 350 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 2: help you with anything? 351 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't even answer. I just turned around. 352 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 2: That's why I shop online, that's get my laundry online. Anyway, 353 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 2: I was perusing the aisles and like I said, I 354 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 2: had been unwell and I thought I need a fart. 355 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 2: And it has been a while since this has happened 356 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 2: to me. 357 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a period early on the early days 358 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 1: of the podcast regular occurrence. People are probably wondering like, 359 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,600 Speaker 1: oh good on Ash. 360 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 3: Churn his laugh around. Anyway, I am. 361 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 1: Also, it's risky doing it in aisles because second youself, 362 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,920 Speaker 1: next minute this someone asking for help and you're there. 363 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 2: Under the fluorescent lights too, Like it's very hideous, like 364 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 2: you can see everyone, like it's like at a nightclub 365 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,280 Speaker 2: when the lights come on. 366 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 3: Yeah. So I was like, I was in the door 367 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,480 Speaker 3: handle aisle for some reason. I wasn't even looking for 368 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 3: all as it really got me on. 369 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 2: Anyway, I tried to sneak out a little fart. Turns 370 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:08,359 Speaker 2: out it was liquid. Yeah, yeah, And I knew immediately, 371 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 2: and I had my hands full of things. Oh okay, 372 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 2: and I had to. I had to, And I'll show it. 373 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 2: Can I demonstrate, please, what I did. It's better for 374 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:21,680 Speaker 2: me to demonstrate. I know this is an audio, non. 375 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 1: Vidhew, I'll describe the actions. Okay, all right, Ash's removed 376 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 1: his headphones, He's stood up. This is the Yeah, Ashes 377 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: perusing the door handles, and he's just lifted his right leg, Yeah, 378 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:38,800 Speaker 1: just to open the cheeks up slightly. 379 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 3: And it happened, and I went. 380 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 1: And I froze, froze. 381 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 3: I couldn't bend my legs. 382 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,520 Speaker 2: So I was like, drop the barsk. 383 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:59,280 Speaker 3: It down, pay the town back the way, and I 384 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,119 Speaker 3: just walked out. 385 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:06,280 Speaker 2: All the way out to my view and I went home. 386 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,720 Speaker 1: Wait, you didn't go to the toilet. 387 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 3: I did go to the toilet at home. 388 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,840 Speaker 1: Why don't you get the toilet? 389 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 4: Oh? 390 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:14,200 Speaker 3: This was too embarrassing. I just wanted to get you 391 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,480 Speaker 3: to a safe, neutral zone. 392 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 1: Because there has been one time I went into a toilet, 393 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,679 Speaker 1: a public toilet, and there was a pair of ditched 394 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 1: undies boops. 395 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 2: No, I look if I was out, like if I 396 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,840 Speaker 2: have done it before where I was in a park 397 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 2: and I went to the toilet Ditchmandy, But this was 398 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 2: middle of the day. 399 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 3: Trade is everywhere the fluorescent. 400 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: You don't want to shoot yourself in front of the trade. 401 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,440 Speaker 2: I just stiff legged my way out. People just thought 402 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 2: I was stealing because I looked so guilty. 403 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: It's like a hammer down as power. 404 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,960 Speaker 2: And I got to my car, I was like, okay, thankfully, 405 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 2: my attend's not too far from my house. 406 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,439 Speaker 3: I got home and April was like, where is everything? 407 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 2: And I was like, it's actually an aisle ate steal 408 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 2: with the door knobs because I shit myself in ile 409 00:18:56,119 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 2: a and I'm stiff legged my way all the way home. 410 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,960 Speaker 2: So if you don't mind, I'm going to go clean 411 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,320 Speaker 2: myself up and never go back to mart to. 412 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,159 Speaker 3: Ten ever again. 413 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 1: Paul, little thing. 414 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,680 Speaker 2: Anyway, the run is over. It's been like twelve months. 415 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:12,919 Speaker 1: The run has just begun. 416 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:16,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the runs that have just begun. Yeah, very good. Yeah, okay, 417 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 3: I like it. Anyway, that's an imbiment run now. 418 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:23,640 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's okay. No one deserves that, especially not yourself. 419 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: Well did you get you went back and got the hooks. 420 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,600 Speaker 3: I went to bunnies. 421 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: Hey, we spoke last week about the phantom illnesses that 422 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,000 Speaker 1: our kids sometimes. 423 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah yeah yeah. 424 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: What do you got for me? Let me just go 425 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: out and say that I'm an evil genius? Okay, yep. 426 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,119 Speaker 1: I saw an opportunity to work to my advantage and 427 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,880 Speaker 1: I took it with both hands, as you would. So 428 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:56,199 Speaker 1: we were a bit late on Laura's immunizations. There's a neil. 429 00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 1: I don't know what. 430 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 3: It was for for Laura. For the baby Lola. I apologize, 431 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 3: I'm confused, So. 432 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:11,000 Speaker 1: I'm an evil genius. Lola her injection was due for 433 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: an injection. 434 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 3: You don't know what you just took her to get 435 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:13,399 Speaker 3: jab with. 436 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 1: I think it was the daycare was like, oh, did 437 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 1: you get a four year old needle for this thing? 438 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, Laura did she She's like no, 439 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: like gonna go take her. And at the same time, 440 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:30,159 Speaker 1: we have these phantom tummy aches. I do recall I 441 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: keep popping up attention. We think it's for attention because 442 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 1: she's eating her poos are fine, I'm checking out the poos. 443 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: No issues. Whatsoever and Chanta bash and. 444 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:45,680 Speaker 3: Don't check my poos. 445 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: Absolutely, So I thought I'm going to go book her 446 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,520 Speaker 1: in and to take her. And when she's like, hey, 447 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,120 Speaker 1: where are we going, I say to her, We're going 448 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,199 Speaker 1: to the doctors because your tummy ache. And she she's 449 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 1: straight away she was like what. And I'm like, well, 450 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 1: you tummy. You keep saying you gotta saw tummy and 451 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,000 Speaker 1: you know, nothing's fixing it, and it's still there. Is 452 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:11,959 Speaker 1: its saw now? She's like no, not now. I was like, well, 453 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: five minutes ago you said it was sore, so we've 454 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,119 Speaker 1: got to We've got to take it to the doctors 455 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,879 Speaker 1: and figure out what's wrong with you. And she was 456 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: like fuck. She's like, nah, we'll just go We'll go 457 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,679 Speaker 1: to daycare. I don't need to go to doctors. And 458 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 1: I was like, it's a booked in, honey, come on, 459 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: hop in the car. 460 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 3: And I was like, idiot, gotcha, you're four in my 461 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 3: mid thirties. 462 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: And she had no idea that she was booked in 463 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,959 Speaker 1: for a big old needle. 464 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 3: I hate needles. 465 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,200 Speaker 1: And we get there and I kind of say, Lola's 466 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 1: got to saw tummy and the doctor checks it out, 467 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,679 Speaker 1: does a couple of little like pressure tests kind of 468 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,040 Speaker 1: says to me. Lola was distracted with the toy and 469 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: she's like, Na, this doesn't seem like anything wrong with 470 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 1: her whatsoever. And I was like, you keep that to yourself. Okay, 471 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,920 Speaker 1: we're going to play little, a little role play right now. 472 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: To the GP. I was like, you're going to tell 473 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,159 Speaker 1: her that she's very sick and the only way to 474 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,600 Speaker 1: heal her is with the needle. 475 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,639 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 476 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,479 Speaker 1: And she was like, I can't do that. 477 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:14,639 Speaker 3: I feel like you'll do what I tell you to do. Doctor. 478 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,400 Speaker 3: I pay and I get a gap pay back. 479 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 1: She was like, let me. 480 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 2: Like your inssurances laps. 481 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,040 Speaker 1: I was like, you're going to put this wig on 482 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 1: and we're going to change your name. 483 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,920 Speaker 3: Tuck your sack back. 484 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 1: I sure reads a man doctor, it was actually a female. 485 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 3: Okay. 486 00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,199 Speaker 1: But she went she went to go get the needle. 487 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 1: The needle wasn't in the room. I may have said 488 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 1: to Lola, the tummy ache is a problem. 489 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 490 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 3: This poor charl's never going to trust again. 491 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, but the good news is they 492 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: can fix it with some medicine. Okay, okay, the medicine 493 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,040 Speaker 1: is a needle. 494 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,560 Speaker 2: It comes in syringe form only, and she was like. 495 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, like the syringer. I have a you know, 496 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: the diamodone. I was like, no, it's it's a little 497 00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 1: bit different anyway, So I pin her down. 498 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,359 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 499 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 6: She came in and was like please not like ah. 500 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,600 Speaker 1: And also I held the sleeve up and I held 501 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,919 Speaker 1: her arm across the chest like this, and the doctor 502 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: was like, look out the window and Laula just goes. 503 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:42,880 Speaker 2: I want to watch it go in. You're an evil, 504 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 2: evil parent. But she needed the she needed the injection, 505 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 2: but you just used. 506 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 1: No one mentioned of the tummy ache since. 507 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:55,360 Speaker 2: Oh good, it worked. You did it, you solved it. 508 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,159 Speaker 2: And now and she's also immunized. 509 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 3: To win just on the fake tummy eggs. 510 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 2: I actually caught Oscar out yesterday. 511 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: What happened. 512 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 2: So we were at the shops and he loves the 513 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 2: karag chicken cups, you know from the sushi thing, karake 514 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,080 Speaker 2: chicken say that again, gets the deep fried chicken. Yes, 515 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,439 Speaker 2: and he loves it, which is cool. And then we 516 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 2: had he had half. 517 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:23,040 Speaker 1: Of my girls had never once eaten that. 518 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 3: They got to try it. 519 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 2: Yet, I won't have a tummy age anyway, he had 520 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,920 Speaker 2: half and he said, oh, can we take this home? 521 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 3: I'll have the rest of that. I was like, yeah, 522 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 3: that's fine, that's very mature of you. 523 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:35,479 Speaker 1: I love that. 524 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 3: And we're at home and I was like, oh, hey, 525 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,920 Speaker 3: are you going to eat that chicken? Like I think 526 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 3: he took it. 527 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 2: The tone is like I was forcing him to do it, 528 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: you know, we like did he like you're gonna eat that? 529 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 2: And he was like, I think I've got a sort 530 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 2: of Tommy And I said, I'm not forcing him, just asking. 531 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,720 Speaker 3: He was like, no, I'm not going to have it 532 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 3: come up with music. 533 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 1: But I was like, you fuck up? 534 00:24:53,119 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 2: Are you folded that quickly? You bastard? Anyway, he school 535 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,919 Speaker 2: holidays ended today. 536 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:06,640 Speaker 1: It's over. 537 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 3: It's over. 538 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 1: It's over. 539 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,680 Speaker 3: Not looking forward to the big one. 540 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 1: A huge congratulations to yourself all parents out there. I 541 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 1: think Queensland went back last week. 542 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 3: They've been back for a week, so they're up there. 543 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,440 Speaker 3: They've been gloating for a week. But now we're back. 544 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 1: What the hell is going on with Queensland? 545 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 3: Same with Victoria? 546 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 2: What and perse like four hours behind going on? 547 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,800 Speaker 1: We used to be a country united, we used Now 548 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 1: all this division in dates and times too much like 549 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:40,639 Speaker 1: South Africa's Oh my god, just shut up. 550 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,600 Speaker 3: Anyway, let me get back to these right. I know 551 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,280 Speaker 3: what you're saying, and I stand. 552 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 2: United with you, Jess right down that we need to 553 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,160 Speaker 2: bring country back into one. 554 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,680 Speaker 3: Please as a top priority, write that down. 555 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: Thank you for helping me there. 556 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 2: Anyway, I have the kids like June school holidays. I 557 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 2: have them one or two days a week in the 558 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,160 Speaker 2: middle of the week. Both of them as exhausting. Don't 559 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 2: know how parents do it. 560 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:02,879 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't don't know how stay at 561 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 1: home parents do it. 562 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 3: I don't know how to do it. You are the 563 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:06,600 Speaker 3: serious heroes. 564 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,160 Speaker 1: Of this nation. Glutton for punishment. 565 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,639 Speaker 3: Glutton, what a great word. Thank you, glutenon. 566 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,360 Speaker 1: Same thing, is it? 567 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,160 Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe I had both kids. Anyway, April is such 568 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 3: a good dad. Thank you. April worked works from home. 569 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,200 Speaker 3: As you know. She has an office which is also 570 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,840 Speaker 3: my scene rig room. So yeah, what room, samrigator? 571 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,040 Speaker 1: Oh? 572 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 3: Sorry me and we share it. 573 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: It's a sim rig is the seat of a race 574 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,840 Speaker 1: car that has a steering wheel and pedals. Yeah, and 575 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: Ash drives so races Formula one cars using the sim rig. 576 00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:41,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty god. 577 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:42,800 Speaker 1: It's actually quite fun. 578 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 3: It is very fun. You should see it now. It's 579 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 3: very different next time. 580 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,720 Speaker 2: Anyway, So the kids are at home and I did 581 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,440 Speaker 2: like a little job with Oscar midway through the day 582 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:55,960 Speaker 2: at the shop. 583 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 3: So I bought them and they were both very well behaved. 584 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 3: So they they wanted similar goo. So I got the 585 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,399 Speaker 3: leg And I love Lego, you know that. 586 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, yeah, cool, So I let 587 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,879 Speaker 2: them pick a cheap Lego each, nothing too crazy because it's. 588 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,119 Speaker 3: Not fucking Christmas. 589 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,320 Speaker 2: She loves it too, Yeah great, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, 590 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,919 Speaker 2: so I got them Lego. Kids are deep in their 591 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 2: Lego for the afternoon, just like a bit of chill 592 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,680 Speaker 2: out time before we maybe go for a scooter ride 593 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 2: and in the afternoon, late afternoon, and it is sometime 594 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,080 Speaker 2: sometime maybe we'll see. And then I was like, okay, 595 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,200 Speaker 2: I need to take shit. So I was like, kids, 596 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick, no worries. Okay, 597 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 2: I'm in the bathroom for a normal amount of time, fortes. 598 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm out for dinner. 599 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,399 Speaker 3: I get back and the kids are asleep. 600 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,840 Speaker 2: The kids are asleep and they've had dinner and lunches, 601 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,320 Speaker 2: may take out and I was going on there. Anyway, 602 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 2: I come back out and April is out of her 603 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,680 Speaker 2: office and the kids are out of you know, their 604 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,719 Speaker 2: legos complete, and April's pissing herself laughing, and I said, okay, 605 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,080 Speaker 2: what's I've missed the joke saying there that long, I've 606 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:01,720 Speaker 2: missed a joke. 607 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,080 Speaker 3: What's so funny? 608 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,120 Speaker 2: And she was like, the kids barged in with their 609 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,560 Speaker 2: complete lego to show it. 610 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:06,919 Speaker 3: Off to me. 611 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 2: So happens that I'm on a tip what they call 612 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:15,800 Speaker 2: a town hall meeting, which is all of like the 613 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 2: all the team leaders, all of the. 614 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:22,840 Speaker 1: Projects for a big company. It's huge, massive, multinational. 615 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, she's an executive assistant to the president. 616 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 1: Yes she is. Yeah, that's my April. 617 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,439 Speaker 2: She's a go getter. My April, yours my affiliation. Anyway, 618 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 2: she said, the kids came in I'm talking, interrupted me 619 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,520 Speaker 2: and said here's the lego and she's. 620 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 3: Like, oh great, and never on the call was like 621 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,640 Speaker 3: oh that's going wow. And April goes, where's your daddy 622 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,680 Speaker 3: and he goes he's doing a big poo. 623 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,040 Speaker 2: Yeah you are. 624 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,600 Speaker 3: Punishment And April's like, that's weird. 625 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: It's not an out of ten start. 626 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,600 Speaker 2: Walking in the doorstick legged, and I was like, oh, 627 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 2: what happened? Anyway, everyone laughed and the call abruptly ended, 628 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 2: and that's the last of the call that happened. So 629 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 2: they finished off a town hall meeting with maybe one 630 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 2: hundred people in it from my six year old telling 631 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 2: them that dad's in there doing a big pooh with 632 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 2: the door open. 633 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: Do they know who you are? 634 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 4: Oh? 635 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 3: My god? Anyway, I was. 636 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 2: It's had It's a weird feeling to find it really 637 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 2: funny and also. 638 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 3: Be very it's a little embarrassing, a lot of shitting 639 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:38,400 Speaker 3: in it. 640 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,880 Speaker 1: You've had a lot. 641 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 3: Had a lot of shit going on. 642 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,520 Speaker 1: Are you gonna it will be awkward when you see 643 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,920 Speaker 1: everyone at the Christmas party? 644 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, well it'll be I don't know what it'll be 645 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 2: this year. We'll see you probably dinner, so they'll be 646 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,680 Speaker 2: even more awkward. They're like, I don't want to sit 647 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 2: next to shitty. 648 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,360 Speaker 1: That's the guy. That's the guy. 649 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 2: That's the guy himself a montor ten and then he 650 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:00,960 Speaker 2: went hit in the. 651 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,040 Speaker 1: He can't have impaired the kids without doing good ship. 652 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,840 Speaker 2: You know what, next time, I'm dragging Oscar and there 653 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 2: with me, and you can suffer through the steam. 654 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,080 Speaker 1: Speaking of school holidays, okay, I know we now beyond school. 655 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 3: Holiday by the time it comes out with everyone to 656 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 3: be back in the. 657 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,120 Speaker 1: Back, in the thick of it, and the thick was 658 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: Marley happy. 659 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,960 Speaker 3: To go back? Was she like, I want to go 660 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,920 Speaker 3: back to school? Oscar was pumped. 661 00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:28,440 Speaker 1: She was excited, except stupidly, we're now at the point 662 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 1: where we just to drop and go at the front 663 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: gate and she has about twenty meters to go from 664 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 1: the front gate to her classroom and she goes, can 665 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 1: you come and walk me in? 666 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 4: Oh? 667 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 1: And I was like, I'll do that. It's first day back. 668 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,800 Speaker 1: And then it was just it was hard to I 669 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: always maybe one of the last bit late, one of 670 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: the last parents to drop her off. 671 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:50,160 Speaker 3: Wait you late? No, I got to have a jab. 672 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's warranted. 673 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,720 Speaker 1: I deserve that. And she was like she didn't want 674 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 1: to let me go. What my hug? Wan my hug? 675 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,920 Speaker 1: And then she's crying and each is lovely and kind 676 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 1: of was like, don't worry, Molly, Like, how's your holidays? 677 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,479 Speaker 1: Just distract? Distract, distract. It was a yes no answer, 678 00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry I couldn't help myself. 679 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 3: I really couldn't help myself. You team me up perfectly 680 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 3: for that. 681 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:31,240 Speaker 2: Okay, So no, the answer is no, I like it. 682 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,640 Speaker 3: All right, all right, right, so she was upset. 683 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,520 Speaker 1: You're funny, I am. 684 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 3: I am funny. 685 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 2: That is so yeah, okay, so yeah, she wasn't happy 686 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 2: to go back. 687 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: She was. 688 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm glad we got there. 689 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,360 Speaker 1: Okay, you've made the rest of this record awkward. A 690 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 1: segment before we go, Before we go, I think I 691 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,680 Speaker 1: have the greatest parenting hack of our generation. 692 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,200 Speaker 2: I will be the judge of that. Actually, no, the 693 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,400 Speaker 2: listeners will be the judge of that. I think it's 694 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 2: going to include them every now and then. 695 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: This is life changing. 696 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 3: You really team this up. 697 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:06,920 Speaker 1: This will improve the lives of parents all around the world. 698 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 3: Even that one parent in Iceland who listens to us, they'd. 699 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:18,200 Speaker 1: Be like, this does not discriminate national borders. It carries 700 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 1: through everywhere, all around the globe. 701 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,200 Speaker 3: Go on, laid on me. 702 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: The kids were chomping for some TV time when they 703 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 1: just turn into little assholes when they get a bit 704 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: of TV. So we try as best as we can 705 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,440 Speaker 1: to not give it to them until the end of 706 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,480 Speaker 1: the day. And then it's more a case we want 707 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 1: a bit of a break, get done. When they're stuck 708 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,800 Speaker 1: to oh my kids do. The house could be burning 709 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: down and the TV is on. They will sit there 710 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,000 Speaker 1: and continue watching without making a noise. I could be 711 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:53,160 Speaker 1: getting murdered by an intruder and like, booz, help me, 712 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,200 Speaker 1: and they'd be like, yeah, one more episode of my 713 00:32:55,320 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 1: Pony Princess fucking now. But we've given them something to watch, 714 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: which just it's magic. 715 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 3: Okay, But this is not. They're playing a game, are they? 716 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,600 Speaker 3: Are They not? So? Okay, I'm watching here. 717 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,640 Speaker 2: It looks like just dance or whatever, and the girls 718 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 2: are following the dance moves to go along on the 719 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,120 Speaker 2: adventure like it's it's a game. 720 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:25,000 Speaker 1: It appears that they're playing an interactive game. Ashton, Okay. 721 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:31,040 Speaker 1: The thing is they're not at all, far from it. 722 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 3: Explain. 723 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,160 Speaker 1: The actions on the screen are in no way a 724 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,920 Speaker 1: directive from the movements of my children. 725 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: It's really into it. 726 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 1: They fucking love it. Play this for about half an 727 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 1: hour they've be exhausted. We typed in K Pop Demon 728 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: Hunters interactive game and it's someone who's obviously played the 729 00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,320 Speaker 1: game recorded their screen. They put it on YouTube so 730 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 1: the kids then watch it back, thinking that they are 731 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 1: trolling the characters on the screen. 732 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,200 Speaker 3: Genius and they're idiots. Kids are idiots. 733 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,719 Speaker 1: And then only until like half an hour later that 734 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:11,879 Speaker 1: Laola was like getting pretty tired and she stopped moving 735 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,840 Speaker 1: and then she looked at the screen. 736 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 3: And went, it's still moving. 737 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,560 Speaker 1: How is that working? But I put that on my 738 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:23,440 Speaker 1: stories and just the outpouring of parents being like, send me. 739 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,920 Speaker 3: The link now, wow. 740 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,720 Speaker 2: So I'm going to try it. 741 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,399 Speaker 1: It's great this afternoon, I'll send you the link. We'll 742 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,880 Speaker 1: put it in the Facebook group, we'll put it in 743 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,879 Speaker 1: the show. Actually no Facebook group, put it in there. 744 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:33,759 Speaker 1: Come and find it. 745 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,919 Speaker 3: Come and find that's a threat, Come and find it. 746 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:42,399 Speaker 3: But that would just that's good gear mate, that's good gid. Yeah, 747 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 3: well they fall for. 748 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 1: That sort of Danny go go. 749 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:49,239 Speaker 2: It's like April said yesterday, like the kids are watching 750 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 2: TV in the afternoon. 751 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 3: She was like, your eyes will go square, and I 752 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 3: was just like what square? Like it's a saying. It's 753 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,040 Speaker 3: like a saying for what. 754 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:58,840 Speaker 2: Use your brain? 755 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:02,760 Speaker 1: Danny go go? Also search him, Danny go go, Danny 756 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: go go. 757 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,440 Speaker 3: What is he going to be like a blippy situation. 758 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,680 Speaker 3: I'm going to cringe the whole time. 759 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 1: Oh, it's very cringey, but it's great. He does like 760 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,480 Speaker 1: he's like, come on, kids, dance. 761 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 3: Has he had someone poop on him as well? 762 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,759 Speaker 1: Not yet. All good child entertainers do have some kind 763 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,879 Speaker 1: of poop story. You'd be great, you'd be great and entertain. 764 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 3: There's still time. 765 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,879 Speaker 2: Should we go to a segment, Matt, Please. 766 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:31,080 Speaker 4: Tell me Love, tell me little Live. 767 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 1: This is from Jade and she says, we were out 768 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: in the car today and passed multiple macers and KFC's 769 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,200 Speaker 1: so k C, which is what a kids called KFC 770 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:47,760 Speaker 1: k C k C. They're missing idiots so sorry sorry, 771 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:52,319 Speaker 1: and hungry Jacks and the trifecta KFC macus Jack's. My 772 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,440 Speaker 1: three year old kept demanding for a happy meal. We 773 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,279 Speaker 1: informed him that they will not give us a happy 774 00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:05,080 Speaker 1: meal if he's not happy. Yes, they don't make sad 775 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,280 Speaker 1: or angry meals. 776 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:07,640 Speaker 3: Oh I'm happy. 777 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: This word detreat. After a few deep breaths, he comes 778 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:14,480 Speaker 1: right down. That's gray good year. I like that, and 779 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 1: it's really good. 780 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:16,479 Speaker 3: That is good. 781 00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,359 Speaker 1: I love that. Hey, Ash, why don't we do one 782 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,839 Speaker 1: lie and we'll do one pair rant? So it's time 783 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:26,640 Speaker 1: for this one of the free. 784 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,440 Speaker 4: Say what. 785 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 6: Man, I feel like a pear rants from Harley, and 786 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,440 Speaker 6: Harley says, I swear the moment we pick up our fork, 787 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,400 Speaker 6: our two newborn's clocking for their night shift of chales, 788 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,480 Speaker 6: it's like they've got a sixth sense for ruining hot meals. 789 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,400 Speaker 2: Anyone else newborn love ruining their eating pleasures. 790 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 3: They must be twins, right, I'm gathering. 791 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,600 Speaker 1: I think we can't confirm. No, Harley's got twins. Shout 792 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,279 Speaker 1: out to Harlee. He's a long term listener. 793 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,120 Speaker 3: Fair rant too, because every parent deals with that mate. 794 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:17,120 Speaker 1: Parents of twins. I do not know how the hell 795 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 1: you do it. 796 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:18,759 Speaker 3: I don't know. 797 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,280 Speaker 1: I mean we'd poppy at the moment, like whenever I finished. 798 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,480 Speaker 1: You know, yeah I cook, yeah cook, that's me. Give 799 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:26,359 Speaker 1: a little pat in my back. 800 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,000 Speaker 3: Marinara. 801 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,880 Speaker 1: Ash has a go at me because I like to 802 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,480 Speaker 1: order a seafood Marinara and he says that's for rich people. 803 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,320 Speaker 6: It is. 804 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,040 Speaker 3: It's just like when you get salmon from thy. 805 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 1: Seafood is not a sign of let's focus on the parent, 806 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:44,960 Speaker 1: shall we. 807 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:46,799 Speaker 4: Can? 808 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,960 Speaker 1: People just back me up here. No middle class Australia 809 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:51,800 Speaker 1: loves the Marnara. 810 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,359 Speaker 3: I'm not trying to rope people in you, to make 811 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,600 Speaker 3: you seem like you're on. 812 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,160 Speaker 1: I am mumble beginnings. 813 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,520 Speaker 3: What's in a seafood? Ma? See, I wouldn't know because 814 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 3: I've never happened. 815 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,759 Speaker 1: But Poppy every time, like last night, cooked a seak, 816 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,400 Speaker 1: beautiful steaks, God to fill it, thank you reasonably, And 817 00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,160 Speaker 1: it's just, you know, I what do I need to 818 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,520 Speaker 1: start doing is staggering the meals. I need to cook 819 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 1: Laura's first, and then I take Poppy, and then once 820 00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,359 Speaker 1: she's finished, I can give Poppy back to her. Then 821 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,840 Speaker 1: I can finish my meal. It's just it takes twice 822 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,799 Speaker 1: as long, twice as long, and dinner is just it's 823 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:35,080 Speaker 1: a feeding yourself as a fucking ordeal. Let alone a 824 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: newborn child. Loving loving. 825 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:40,800 Speaker 3: Is an ordeal. 826 00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:43,920 Speaker 1: Loving being bad right now to a newborn child. Let 827 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,239 Speaker 1: me just put that out there. Questions Ash okay Ash. 828 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: This is from Celesta, was submitted on the Facebook group 829 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,200 Speaker 1: and she says, I have a question about toddlers and 830 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:57,359 Speaker 1: irrational fears. First, here is the situation. My daughter, she's 831 00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:01,680 Speaker 1: nearly three, has suddenly developed a very genuine fear of 832 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:08,799 Speaker 1: wait for it flies. Okay, I know it's a genuine fear, 833 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:12,279 Speaker 1: because the look in her eyes is pure terror, and 834 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,160 Speaker 1: she runs to us frightened. We have treaded carefully because 835 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,960 Speaker 1: we don't want her to feel as though we don't 836 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 1: care if she is scared, But we are also treating 837 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:27,279 Speaker 1: it calmly, just like flies, calm saying things like, oh, 838 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,840 Speaker 1: it's just a fly, you say, shoe fly, don't bother me. 839 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,839 Speaker 1: Sometimes she joins in with the shoeing. But today at 840 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,080 Speaker 1: daycare we received a call about her irrational fear. We 841 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:43,480 Speaker 1: honestly don't know how or when this started. Specifically, it 842 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,400 Speaker 1: was rather sudden. I don't know how to navigate this, 843 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,799 Speaker 1: and as we approach summer, yes, it's impossible for us 844 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:56,360 Speaker 1: to avoid flies, particularly since we live near bushland. Question, 845 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,319 Speaker 1: how do we help her? 846 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,359 Speaker 3: Two things I've got here. 847 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,520 Speaker 2: First one is I don't like it when these kids 848 00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 2: give you shit all day and then they want you 849 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 2: to help you when they're scared of something. 850 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,880 Speaker 3: That's just not fair. You get me. 851 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down. 852 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:10,719 Speaker 3: That's the first one. 853 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,120 Speaker 2: Second one, I can't really help with that, but I'll 854 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,640 Speaker 2: tell you about Oscar's a rational fit and now Macy's 855 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,759 Speaker 2: it's rubbed off onto Macon. 856 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,600 Speaker 3: It's the hand dryer in the public bathroom. 857 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 1: Bro, my kids are petrified, even the diasie. I'm like, 858 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 1: this is the good one, I know. 859 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,160 Speaker 3: And I know, yeah, this is the expensive one. Anyway. 860 00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,719 Speaker 3: I first of all, I didn't think I thought they 861 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,040 Speaker 3: were joking, so when they went to put their hands 862 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,680 Speaker 3: in there, and that made it worse. 863 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,120 Speaker 1: When there's no paper towel, just you know, it's it's 864 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,160 Speaker 1: instinct to just go straight for the hand dryer. 865 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,200 Speaker 2: And the kids are like, I know, right, they ran, 866 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,560 Speaker 2: they run out. But I've taught them to just put 867 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:55,239 Speaker 2: their hands in their pockets. So there's a parent hack too, 868 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,160 Speaker 2: So maybe tell your daughter was ittiflieres, just put your 869 00:40:59,160 --> 00:40:59,880 Speaker 2: hands in your pockets. 870 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,839 Speaker 1: Well, look, flies are let's be honest here, they are 871 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: very dangerous, annoying, spreading disease. 872 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:15,440 Speaker 2: You see that guy, He's like, I'm a fly and 873 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:23,880 Speaker 2: I've just discovered some shipthy. 874 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,319 Speaker 1: Filthy, filthy filly. But we do have a solution here. 875 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,759 Speaker 1: Jess has actually passed this over the table, and this 876 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,080 Speaker 1: is something that she was wearing when she visited. 877 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,360 Speaker 3: It was like some of the lingerie just put your 878 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,680 Speaker 3: wife's lingerie over your head. 879 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, this is this is okay? 880 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,319 Speaker 2: It is It looks like it looks like you look 881 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,360 Speaker 2: like a widow. You look like your husband's She was 882 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,800 Speaker 2: so much, she was such a lovely killed all the 883 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,440 Speaker 2: flies go. 884 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,720 Speaker 1: But this is a fly mask. 885 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,960 Speaker 3: It's a screen door that goes over your head. 886 00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:04,439 Speaker 1: Yes, and you know what, visibility slightly impacted, but still 887 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,680 Speaker 1: like I can still see. 888 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,239 Speaker 3: I can't look at you like this, and I feel 889 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 3: like I need to hand you a tissue and be like, 890 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,040 Speaker 3: it's going to be okay. 891 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm good to miss old Clarence. 892 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,200 Speaker 2: It was such a good fly. 893 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:21,240 Speaker 1: Buy your child one of these. Well, that's prop problem solved. 894 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 2: Well, the fly is still going to be there, but 895 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,400 Speaker 2: it's not going to be able to get to you. 896 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:30,640 Speaker 1: It's a shield. You were giving your child armor Arma 897 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,800 Speaker 1: so they can face their fer head on. 898 00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:34,640 Speaker 3: Will that work with the hand dryer? 899 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:36,719 Speaker 2: You reckon? 900 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,080 Speaker 1: You're an idiot. If you enjoyed this episode, please give 901 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 1: us a review, a number of stars, a few comments. 902 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,040 Speaker 1: We would love to get to a thousand before the 903 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:45,680 Speaker 1: end of the year. 904 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,160 Speaker 3: Would beg for these. Please it will make you be. 905 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:55,400 Speaker 1: I'll do it and ash. People want to find us 906 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 1: on social media, where can they goads on? 907 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,719 Speaker 3: This came tiptop. Let's Facebook now YouTube because are on 908 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,600 Speaker 3: your ship and we'll be able to see what's on 909 00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,600 Speaker 3: that and be. 910 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:25,680 Speaker 4: Ye, thanka, they're fucking next door runs back out with 911 00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,160 Speaker 4: a fucking this would be quick. 912 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:31,479 Speaker 1: He'll be quick. He'll be over in a flash. He's coming. 913 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,200 Speaker 1: He's coming on the side of the house with a 914 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:41,640 Speaker 1: blower right now, I can hear it. Sorry about this, everyone, 915 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:43,800 Speaker 1: I apologize. 916 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,840 Speaker 3: It's like waiting for the microwave to finish. The slowest 917 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,279 Speaker 3: minute ever. 918 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:47,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was. 919 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,600 Speaker 3: I'll look back over and it's like fifty nine. Still, I'm. 920 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,600 Speaker 1: Two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 921 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,360 Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community. 922 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,239 Speaker 3: We pay respects to their elders past and present and 923 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,040 Speaker 3: extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander peoples today. 924 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,919 Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadagle Land