Speaker 1: Laura.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 3: Hello, Happy Monday. Hello, hi guys. Lady at the chemists
Speaker 3: warehouse today, great savings every day. It's the pickup. We're back.
Speaker 3: We're feeling a little dusty, lady, Are.
Speaker 4: You feeling a little bit dusty? Mistury didn't even drink.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, mister threw a party for his lovely
Speaker 2: boyfriend Hayden, and it was a housewarming party as well.
Speaker 2: But you actually didn't even drink.
Speaker 3: No, I don't drink.
Speaker 2: Really, this new and improved healthcare new.
Speaker 3: Year knew me. I threw a Barbie party. Didn't drink.
Speaker 5: It was Barbie theme, so everyone had to come as Barbie.
Speaker 5: I was an apleted miniskirt. You wearing a pleated mini
Speaker 5: skirt and it was very hard to find a six
Speaker 5: excel pleated miniskirt.
Speaker 3: It's also a tablecloth if anyone wants a table.
Speaker 6: Corn well Bred has continued the theme today because she's
Speaker 6: rocked up, still wearing full baby pink.
Speaker 3: It's a vibee. You look cute.
Speaker 5: The party was good all the way, still reeling because
Speaker 5: we had a friend of the show there. We play
Speaker 5: a song at Kiss all the time, Sam Fisher, are
Speaker 5: your name dropping?
Speaker 2: Two minutes into the show.
Speaker 4: Did you have a celebrity at your party?
Speaker 3: Mitch Jury, Yeah, Mattie Jay turned up. I was absolutely bewildered.
Speaker 5: Sam Fisher was there, he's a friend of mine, and
Speaker 5: my parents were also there, and they did not handle
Speaker 5: being in the presence of a superstar. He tells me
Speaker 5: and said, hey, can we chat? And I haven't replied
Speaker 5: to it yet. The Sam Fish is going to be
Speaker 5: on the show. We'll call him and see what went
Speaker 5: down with my parents at the party.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a huge problem with a celebrity, a
Speaker 2: very big celebrity. Gwyneth Poultrow. Now she is I feel
Speaker 2: like all she does these days. I don't even think
Speaker 2: she does movies anymore. She's just in the media for
Speaker 2: these ridiculous health and wellness I don't.
Speaker 6: Even know if she owns Goop, so she's owns like
Speaker 6: one of the world's biggest wellness companies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like women steaming their downstairs things like that.
Speaker 2: It's very ridiculous. But she has come up with two
Speaker 2: things I want to talk about. One is her diet
Speaker 2: and one is a new fad that she's pushing that
Speaker 2: is so dangerous. Then we need to talk about it.
Speaker 3: All right. You're going to get on your soapbox, are you?
Speaker 2: I'm already on it.
Speaker 4: We're also going to give Gwenea Patra a call. She'll
Speaker 4: be on next as well.
Speaker 3: Gwenethan No, I'm going to wind it back.
Speaker 2: If she's actually on the phone, I'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: when love your movies?
Speaker 3: All right, that's all on the way.
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Speaker 5: it's the pickup Britt, Laura and Mitch. Thanks to Chevis's Warehouse,
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Speaker 3: Ladies. Breathe in, breathe out. I learned that following Gwyneth
Speaker 3: Paltrow and TikTok.
Speaker 2: That's all you learn. I haven't been steaming you downstairs
Speaker 2: area or anything like that.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 4: You haven't purchased a beautiful candle that smells like her.
Speaker 3: You can get those, yes, apparently for years.
Speaker 2: That's what that mold is that you're okay, I do
Speaker 2: want to talk about Gwyneth poultry, but not for her movies.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about her quotation wellness and health advice.
Speaker 2: Now there's been a lot of questionable advice. She owns
Speaker 2: or she's the founder of Goop. A lot of you
Speaker 2: might have heard of Goop. Laura and I we've laughed
Speaker 2: about Goup many a time.
Speaker 3: Business.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's a wellness business they do. I mean, they
Speaker 6: have a very successful podcast. They also sell lots of
Speaker 6: wellness esque products.
Speaker 2: Well she's been absolutely dragged at the moment because she
Speaker 2: recently went on the Art of Being Well podcast and
Speaker 2: she spoke about what she eats in a day and
Speaker 2: some other things that she does for her quote unquote wellness.
Speaker 2: I want you to hear what she eats in a day.
Speaker 7: I eat dinner early in the evening, I do a
Speaker 7: nice intermittent fast. I usually eat something about twelve and
Speaker 7: in the morning I'll have some things that won't spake
Speaker 7: my blood sugar ate, so I have coffee, but I
Speaker 7: really like soup for lunch. I have bone broth for
Speaker 7: lunch a lot of the days.
Speaker 2: So what we're hearing is by dinner she has had water.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: Can I say I like that?
Speaker 6: She called like a chicken stock or bone broth. It's
Speaker 6: actually the base for the soup. It's what you put
Speaker 6: the soup into. It suspends the soup.
Speaker 2: Water that was a bone was boiled in.
Speaker 4: It is water with some flavs.
Speaker 3: Thats what it is. What is bone but sounds like
Speaker 3: something a villain because it's.
Speaker 2: The nutrients from the bone. It has some properties that
Speaker 2: are supposed to be good for illness and things like that.
Speaker 2: But it's not a meal, and it doesn't have as
Speaker 2: many nutrients as.
Speaker 4: You need a meal.
Speaker 6: I think, Like so serving a bone broth has about
Speaker 6: twenty calories in it. Like that's how little she's eating
Speaker 6: up until what is dinner time, and then she's having
Speaker 6: a plate of vegetables.
Speaker 5: The best part about that is mid recording, you can
Speaker 5: hear it almost pass out because she's speaking so much.
Speaker 3: She sounds so tough, she sounds exhausted.
Speaker 6: But then she goes and hasard sauna and sweats all
Speaker 6: the bone broth out, so she's backed to zero.
Speaker 2: So she's had a liter of water and then she
Speaker 2: sweats it out, so she negates everything she's had.
Speaker 6: Can I just say this is so problematic though, the
Speaker 6: fact that she's gone onto a podcast. It's all about
Speaker 6: promoting a well and healthy life. And obviously she's a
Speaker 6: huge celebrity, she has a mass amount of influence, and
Speaker 6: people listen to this and think, not only is this
Speaker 6: a way to stay in shape and to be this
Speaker 6: like vibrant and youthful looking woman, it's also a way
Speaker 6: to stay healthy, which absolutely is not. I mean, I
Speaker 6: listen to this and I just think this is so
Speaker 6: obviously disordered, eating dressed up as wellness and being served
Speaker 6: as wellness when we really should be talking about it for.
Speaker 8: What it is.
Speaker 2: And to top it off, she speaks about the fact
Speaker 2: that she does this in line with her doctor, doctor
Speaker 2: Will Cole. Now she continuously says, my doctor, my doctor,
Speaker 2: my doctor. He's not actually a general practitioner. He's not
Speaker 2: a doctor. He cannot diagnose or treat medical conditions. And
Speaker 2: just want to really put that.
Speaker 3: On the record. But do you know what's worse?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what she's promoting now? The Food's
Speaker 2: one thing I have a problem with that she is
Speaker 2: promoting this new I don't even know how to say.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say it. Okay, she puts ozonegas,
Speaker 2: like ozone gas up her behind up her buttthole.
Speaker 3: She puts it.
Speaker 2: It's like an ozone enemy, so she puts a gas
Speaker 2: up her butt. Now there is no proof that this
Speaker 2: is this is actually harmful. The o's only I think
Speaker 2: about it. It's supposed to stop ultraviolet light coming in.
Speaker 4: This is what it does.
Speaker 2: It's why would you put that up your butt?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Is that why we have a hole
Speaker 3: in the ozone layer that's for her bumb hole. Yes,
Speaker 3: put her in prison.
Speaker 4: I say she's deef. She's stealing from the earth and
Speaker 4: it's affecting all of us.
Speaker 2: Climate change is due.
Speaker 3: To Cowneth Paltrow taking the OS and.
Speaker 4: Putting it up.
Speaker 3: I always knew it would be weather.
Speaker 2: I think everybody should probably ignore all health and will
Speaker 2: was advice that Cowyneth Poltrop was out into ald.
Speaker 3: This is this is what I agree all right.
Speaker 5: Over the weekend we had a little pickup party at
Speaker 5: my house, a Barbie themed party, and we had a
Speaker 5: celebrity there and Australian celeb did turn up and my
Speaker 5: parents really really have embarrassed.
Speaker 3: They were not cool the show. This celeb's message me,
Speaker 3: they want to talk, so we're going to do it
Speaker 3: live on the air.
Speaker 2: Oh no, how awkward.
Speaker 3: I'll do it next to the pickup. It's the pick up.
Speaker 5: Monday Afternoon, Laura and Mitch. Thanks to Chemists Warehouse heading today,
Speaker 5: Greats every day.
Speaker 2: We had such an amazing weekend at your party, Miterury.
Speaker 2: It was your housewing party, it was your partner Hayden's
Speaker 2: birthday party. It was Barbie themed. I'm still rocking the
Speaker 2: pink outfit because i just loved it so much. But
Speaker 2: we need to talk about the ridiculously awkward moment that happened.
Speaker 2: You had Sam Fisher arrive at your party.
Speaker 3: And I've been friends with Sam for a while. This
Speaker 3: hasn't been like, oh, I'm just going to invite anyone
Speaker 3: with a blue tick house. We've been with friends.
Speaker 2: Why didn't know.
Speaker 4: Sam was coming?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: And then I saw him walk in And then I
Speaker 2: did what most people do when you see a celebrity
Speaker 2: and you're like, play cool, and then you actually play
Speaker 2: it cool. Now, some people at your party that didn't
Speaker 2: play it cool with your entire family, your entire family,
Speaker 2: every and I know Sam felt really really awkward. So
Speaker 2: to make you feel awkward, I actually got Sam on
Speaker 2: the phone.
Speaker 3: Oh, he did not feel awkward, I.
Speaker 1: Got to say, I never feel awkward. And so when
Speaker 1: his mom came at me.
Speaker 3: Singing, no, hold on, hold on, let me set the scene.
Speaker 5: I go upstairs becuse I'm doing house tours because it's
Speaker 5: a housewarming. I didn't realize Sam had arrived. So by
Speaker 5: the time I was halfway down the stairs, I could
Speaker 5: hear a live rendition of his song, and I thought, Oh,
Speaker 5: that's nice. Maybe he's just giving people a life.
Speaker 3: He walked into a performance. And as I get more
Speaker 3: and more down the stairs, I go, oh, he's a
Speaker 3: bit off key today. And I keep going down the
Speaker 3: stairs and it's my mum singing this city a cappella
Speaker 3: in front of you. Sam.
Speaker 1: I'm so certain about me and your mom sound the same.
Speaker 3: She's just off key.
Speaker 4: She sounds like you.
Speaker 2: After a few weeks, how long I think you were
Speaker 2: probably only like ten meters into the door, right? How
Speaker 2: long have you been at the party before you were
Speaker 2: doing a live performance with Mitch's mam Michelle.
Speaker 1: It wasn't long, I will say that, But bless her is.
Speaker 4: At what point in a party do you treat it
Speaker 4: like it's actually a meet and greet?
Speaker 6: What mor are you like okay, I'm not in autographed.
Speaker 6: When do I get paid for this event?
Speaker 2: I was like, Mitch will be really upset if you leave.
Speaker 2: Can you just stick it out, take a few more selfies?
Speaker 2: I slipped him at twenty to sign some autograph.
Speaker 4: Can you just sing a couple of more songs with
Speaker 4: Mitch's mum?
Speaker 1: And these lies, I will not tolerate them.
Speaker 3: If you've sung with my mom, you're part of the
Speaker 3: jury family. Welcome to me.
Speaker 1: I will I will sing with your mom any day, anytime,
Speaker 1: however many wines I'm in.
Speaker 6: Speaking of singing people, you do have a brand new
Speaker 6: song out with Amy Shark. Yes, it's much better to
Speaker 6: do a duet with that instead of Michelle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I'm high on youes out now, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's out now.
Speaker 1: We're performing on Australian Idol tonight, which means madness. Yeah
Speaker 1: and yeah me and Amy Shark.
Speaker 4: I wait to see it.
Speaker 5: You can get sam on tonight Australian Idol seven thirty
Speaker 5: on Channel seven to thanks for coming on, Sammy, and
Speaker 5: I'll give you my mum's number.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you guys can just continue this friendship into
Speaker 3: the future.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Second date here we go.
Speaker 3: It's the pick up. We're back after this. It's the
Speaker 3: pick up.
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Speaker 4: Oh, a little bit of ratatuy?
Speaker 3: Is that what this is? I think?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 4: Do you know what you guys here?
Speaker 6: You've got your little afternoon omelet, but you like to order?
Speaker 6: I thought now might be the time to talk food.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: There is a couple who ordered some delicious food on
Speaker 6: Uber Eats. They sat down, ready to ready to eat
Speaker 6: it in front of the TV.
Speaker 5: That excitement when you've got a good show on, when
Speaker 5: you've got a good hot meal and you're sitting in
Speaker 5: your seat, isn't it?
Speaker 3: You're ready to go?
Speaker 6: They ordered a kim cheese stew delicious JAPANI lovely started
Speaker 6: eating it. Got three quarters of the way through it
Speaker 6: found a little surprise that they weren't expecting.
Speaker 3: Fortune cookie. I think they found a literal drowned rat.
Speaker 4: They found rattatuy.
Speaker 6: Inside they found they found furs, found a tail, they
Speaker 6: found ears, the whole thing. It was only that they
Speaker 6: found bits and pieces of the actual rat that they
Speaker 6: realized it had fallen in and had cooked down.
Speaker 2: Well, they obviously didn't have a problem with the taste.
Speaker 2: It probably tasted great.
Speaker 3: That wor imagine going, what a delicious meal that one? Total? Wait,
Speaker 3: he's around.
Speaker 6: Well, apparently they ended up violently sick. They immediately sought
Speaker 6: medical attention to treat anything nefarious and ended up in
Speaker 6: hospital with it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it is disgusting.
Speaker 3: That's the deleted ending to Rat two that none of
Speaker 3: us ever saw.
Speaker 2: That's what I haven't brought out a final third film
Speaker 2: because he fell into the soup.
Speaker 3: The rad actor.
Speaker 4: Hell, he unfortunately died in a Kim cheese chew in
Speaker 4: New York.
Speaker 3: Oh, we got Corey on thirteen one sixty five. Corey,
Speaker 3: what did you find in your food?
Speaker 8: Get ready for this one. This is quite disgusting. I
Speaker 8: was out on a date with my girlfriend, had this
Speaker 8: nice Italian restaurant, ordered some pasta and had a red
Speaker 8: wine and in the pasta, and I felt something hard
Speaker 8: in the pasta. I thought, Okay, what's it? So I
Speaker 8: got that out of my mouth. Looked at it and
Speaker 8: it was a part of the tooth, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 8: maybe it's mine. Looks around my mouth and did all
Speaker 8: that and it wasn't.
Speaker 2: You had someone else's two more pasta.
Speaker 6: Was it a human tooth or maybe it was a
Speaker 6: bit of the meat that they wasn't around rabbit tooth?
Speaker 4: Wasn't like beef cheek.
Speaker 3: Pasta beef it was.
Speaker 8: It was quite gross and I don't know what it was.
Speaker 2: Did I have like a feeling?
Speaker 4: Did I have a feeling?
Speaker 5: Hold on?
Speaker 3: Was it a baby tooth? Cory, because then that's like
Speaker 3: child labor in the back.
Speaker 4: I feel physically sick, physically sick.
Speaker 3: I do love pasta, the yeah, I don't think it'll
Speaker 3: put me out.
Speaker 2: Do you know what happened in my pasta?
Speaker 3: Last night?
Speaker 2: I had a Carbonara and it was like, this isn't gross,
Speaker 2: but it was full of eggshell? Oh, you know, like
Speaker 2: really crunchy.
Speaker 4: Did you make it yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I made yourself. All right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 5: We will see you tomorrow from three oclock Will and
Speaker 5: Woody up eggs the boys driving you home.
Speaker 3: I have a great one, guys, groat up. I'll see
Speaker 3: then everyone