WEBVTT - MINI: Dingley Bypass

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<v Speaker 1>It's rare in modern day that you try to google

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<v Speaker 1>an answer to something and can't find it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>need everybody's help today to figure out what is going

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<v Speaker 1>on at the end of the Dingley Bypass. As we

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<v Speaker 1>drove down the peninsula this weekend, we went past this scene.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like two light aircraft rusting away in long grass

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<v Speaker 1>and then a two or three story pyramid next to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the whole thing looks like a scene out of

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<v Speaker 1>Mad Max.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is very strange. Patsy Right, there's a busy

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<v Speaker 2>old stretch there, that Dingy Bypass, so it lowest goes

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<v Speaker 2>to school and all that every day, and every time

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on it, I wondered, what's the story?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, how did they get there?

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<v Speaker 2>There's something crash.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like the planes might have crashed, like from

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred years ago. And then it looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>dystopian future, but only for this like twenty twenty meters.

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<v Speaker 2>It's either a Radiohead video from the nineties there's been

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<v Speaker 2>a crash there, or it's a cult camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like they crashed.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a pyramid. I'm like, what is that. A lot

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<v Speaker 2>of these cult leaders they use pyramids don't they love

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<v Speaker 2>a pyramid. They're either satin one having sex with their followers.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's there's a pyramid and there's nudity.

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<v Speaker 1>It's as if the survivors of the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a sex cult in Dingley. I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say it now, call him.

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<v Speaker 1>The survivors of the plane crash couldn't get off the island,

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<v Speaker 1>and not like an island out of the ocean, but

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<v Speaker 1>like the physical island in the middle of the road,

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<v Speaker 1>and they built a pyramid to survive in.

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<v Speaker 2>The plane crash. Something may have crashed on it. Because

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<v Speaker 2>there's Marabin Airport where they have a lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>on their l's.

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<v Speaker 1>Do they really Is that where you learn to fly? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not uncommon for planes to come around sort

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<v Speaker 2>of come down near there. You often see for the pyramids, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a little ding on the way down of them.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're driving past Marabin Airport, you can spot like

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<v Speaker 2>the learners, they're just a little bit wobbly coming in

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, bloody hell, I guess they've got to

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<v Speaker 2>learn the.

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<v Speaker 1>First time flying a plane. I mean, it's scary the

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<v Speaker 1>first time you drive a car, but the first time

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<v Speaker 1>flying a plane is and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're alone up there. A friend of mine right his

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<v Speaker 2>new thing last year, his news resolution was to learn

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<v Speaker 2>how to fly right. And caught up with him about

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<v Speaker 2>sort of a couple of months and two last year,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, how's it going with the lessons? He

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<v Speaker 2>went halfway through the first one, I read, this is

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<v Speaker 2>the end of it. He says, it's just so terrifying

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<v Speaker 2>because you go up there and this and you're really

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<v Speaker 2>close together and were two seated things, you know, And

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<v Speaker 2>he said, it's all there's the controls are just too

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<v Speaker 2>floppy like they you know, And he goes, you ever

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<v Speaker 2>go with this? And the thing that's sort of it's

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<v Speaker 2>got it's not sturdy with the runners. The runners all

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<v Speaker 2>were just like not tightened up. It's all just floppy.

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<v Speaker 2>And he just kept looking at this guy, going, please

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<v Speaker 2>don't die up here. If anything, what happens, if something

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<v Speaker 2>happens to you? How do I? How do I go home?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I am I just flying forever? Like for years

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<v Speaker 2>until it run out? And he ends up in that

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<v Speaker 2>pyramid grade there is it? Just another learner that never

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<v Speaker 2>made it? So has anyone got any information? It's two

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<v Speaker 2>really old knackered planes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're deteriorating, rusting away. What are the plane doing there?

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<v Speaker 1>And even one that's that pyramids?

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<v Speaker 2>Going on with that pyramid? Who got here, mao? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>she can tell us more. Come on in, mao.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning guys. How are you so?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know about the strangeness going on that

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<v Speaker 2>Dingley Bypass?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? So what's going on at the Dingley Bypass? Is

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<v Speaker 3>it used to be an old paintball center?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that is high concept. Why would you want to

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<v Speaker 2>have all that's mysterious about the Egyptian pyramids stuff firing

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<v Speaker 2>paintball is hiding behind the sphinx? Uch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they used to have lots of different themes and

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<v Speaker 3>it was a big business back in the late eighties

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<v Speaker 3>early nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, So people with paintle right by the side of

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<v Speaker 1>the road there.

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<v Speaker 3>It never used to be the bypass. It literally used

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<v Speaker 3>to be in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking the bypass has always been there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new boy past one stage. Some planners have

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<v Speaker 1>drawn and mapped right through the paintball feel, yes, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>The periods out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>So can you go paint still go paintballing there by

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<v Speaker 2>the sphinxes and the older army planes.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that one has been closed down for a long time, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They're closed down. Don't have to clear it up or

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<v Speaker 2>take that crap with you. You can't just leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>If you move our house, you know you have to

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<v Speaker 2>take your stuff with you. It can't all just stay

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<v Speaker 2>out the front.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, obviously when the government wants to put a bypass through,

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<v Speaker 3>you might as well just leave your stuff behind.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so can we just go and take one of

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<v Speaker 2>the perils can we have outside the front of him

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<v Speaker 2>at the radio Station'd be a great talking point some

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<v Speaker 2>ratdom magician swingers.

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<v Speaker 3>I love seeing that go on your car down the highway.

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<v Speaker 2>We can tow it well, well, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Out So it used to be a paintball in place?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it surely did, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Solve the mystery, Mell