WEBVTT - #134 You've Got The Wrong Child!

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, did I tell you what happened to my mum

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<v Speaker 1>last week? No? Was it last week when we had

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<v Speaker 1>the episode where she told the lie about the PlayStation? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh yeah, what happened. I'm not the full story

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<v Speaker 2>we're going you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like, Elle, we didn't hear a peepe from her.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, where did she disappear to? And I went

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<v Speaker 1>upstairs to get changed after you guys left, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hello, she was sitting on my bed, scared

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<v Speaker 1>this ship out of me. I didn't think she was

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<v Speaker 1>living here. I was getting changed. I looked over and

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<v Speaker 1>she just was like, nice cock. Welcome back to Two

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<v Speaker 1>Dating Dads. I am Maddy jay And and this is

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it

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<v Speaker 1>is the bad and the relatable. If you come for advice,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very apologetic to say that it's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>come from us. No, not usually. Anyway, I've got some

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<v Speaker 1>advice that was last week. Hey you've got a new hobby.

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<v Speaker 1>You go on listening. Notice she's got a new hobby

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<v Speaker 1>something you enjoy doing. What's that? Just seeing what you've

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<v Speaker 1>been up to?

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<v Speaker 2>Drinkings and not a new hobby. That's yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's an old one.

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<v Speaker 1>Consistent something you like to do that I've just I've

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<v Speaker 1>just noticed, go on, I'm confused, bit of celebrity spotting

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<v Speaker 1>getting selfies? Can I just can I can I just

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<v Speaker 1>refresh your memory? What did I do? I got? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've ran into like four people, just a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>people that you're with on the world. I don't know, guys, Look,

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<v Speaker 1>this is all surprised to me. I just thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was carrying all my normal life. Aaron Finish's ye, Andy Cooks,

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<v Speaker 1>I and Rite the Surfer, they're all friends. It's only

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<v Speaker 1>a few. Actually, there's only half of the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>I got. Same would as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I just it was a good opportunity to meet people

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<v Speaker 2>like minded people.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that guy who's like photo quick photo Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like they were like, can we get a photo?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, I guess so you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the same smile on every photo. I'm the same guy

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<v Speaker 1>in every photo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be practicing, Come my, guys, I'm trying to be

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be more likable.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash was at the Formula one. Okay, who's your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity that you met?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's my favorite getting to see Andy Cooks is is

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<v Speaker 2>the best.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good guy. It's got a stylist now. Actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I was meant to say that. Sorry, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're listening. But what I did see I did

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<v Speaker 1>go to the F one. I didn't get to see you.

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<v Speaker 1>We would have got a photo like that because you're

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<v Speaker 1>a celebrity. According to the Jungle, you need to update

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<v Speaker 1>my Wikipedia page. I did already. I mean I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw damn it. I saw that. It was it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, who Who's done this?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a best friend ash Wigs. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I's gonna let me edit it. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like fifteen beers deep when I did that too.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, and has a really handsome sized car.

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<v Speaker 2>And I took it all out because they would have

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<v Speaker 2>deleted that, right would they. We'll find out find out.

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<v Speaker 2>But we went to I did go to F one.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't get to see you, unfortunately. But what I did

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<v Speaker 2>see at the airport was an Amish family. First time

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever seen one.

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<v Speaker 1>How were how do you know if they were Amish?

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<v Speaker 1>They were dressed like proper Amish, but they're not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to fly.

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<v Speaker 2>That was going to be my next question. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are they allowed to be there?

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<v Speaker 1>Is like a plane that's been pulled by a horse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a paddle popstick plane.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got rubber bands that flipping the back, the kids

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<v Speaker 1>that are in the back on the wings exactly. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, do you know for a fact they

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<v Speaker 1>were Amish? I looked up what Imish people look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ask him for a photo? No, otherwise you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have to google, or was just shown you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think we have Amish people in Australia. Wow, what

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<v Speaker 1>a weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But they were using the electronic conveyor belt for the bag,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, wait on a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom's coming down, Come down anywhere? Off to Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to the doctors? Can I come be quick though?

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<v Speaker 1>No talking talk? Good morning, afternoon early? Oh for god,

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<v Speaker 1>l you're right, you just just we'll make it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to walk out here in the nutty shit,

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<v Speaker 1>are you? I mean? Damn? That was Nana coming down

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<v Speaker 1>the stairs trying to get a look at my cock

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<v Speaker 1>later on for hiding upstairs. But they were using the

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<v Speaker 1>electronic conveyor belt thing. I don't think I'm sure allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to use any type its modern. Well, do you think

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<v Speaker 1>it was fancy dress? Maybe they've gone on fancy dress. Maybe, like,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't Mormons dressed a bit like that? I forgot about

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<v Speaker 1>Mormons moments, the moments. The moments always get forgotten about.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference anyway? Who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm good. I'm very good. Actually, i'm very good. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I've just hit my shoulder it and it's really irritated guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, good, Oscar fly, So many distractions?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I talking about again? Oscar, I've got some

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<v Speaker 2>really good news. You're going to be excited. Oscar was

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<v Speaker 2>elected his class student representative.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Yeah, but he's in kindy Yeah. So every class

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<v Speaker 1>has a male and a female in the class represent

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<v Speaker 1>their exactly their classroom. So there's I think there's like

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<v Speaker 1>fourteen kids or fifteen kids in the class. How long

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<v Speaker 1>did he campaign for He didn't. He was elected by it,

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<v Speaker 1>just by his class. Do kids have any idea the

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<v Speaker 1>teacher chose, So she chose Oscar. Yeah, apparently he's really sensible.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, so running through what are the responsible is

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<v Speaker 1>of what's he called his president? So he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be part of what they call the SRC, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the Student Representative Council. It sounds very culty SRC. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a bikey club. It's a biker gang. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they've got patches and tattoos. Yeah, what's like the initiation?

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<v Speaker 1>And what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>So he Apram might have to go to an assembly

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<v Speaker 2>a school, the first schoolssembly of the year, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was to announce from all the classes.

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<v Speaker 1>You must have been proud as part of course.

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<v Speaker 2>I was, absolutely. I was also a bit like, you've

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<v Speaker 2>got the wrong kid anyway, And I haven't been to

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<v Speaker 2>a school.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I shouldn't laugh at that's funny. I get everyone

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<v Speaker 1>else is laughing about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I am whatever anyway, So I haven't been to a

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<v Speaker 2>school assembly since I was at that school myself pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you still sit on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do sit on the floor, not me. I

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<v Speaker 2>got to sit in the seat at the back. It

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<v Speaker 2>must be nice special guest so that all the kids

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<v Speaker 2>came in and he didn't know we were there. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never seen him so well behave he's an impostor.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't know he was. He didn't know we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there to watch him get presented.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't tell him no because we through because he

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<v Speaker 2>has to get up.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, look, they said, sorry, sorry, you guys, if

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<v Speaker 1>you'd let me finish a story, we would know. So okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So they all came in really nicely.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great, really well behaved kids, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>would present from each class, and of course when they

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<v Speaker 2>started to present, they were like, okay, and this person

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<v Speaker 2>and this person, and then everyone would clap, and of

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<v Speaker 2>course the principal was like, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't we just say about claps till the end? Smart? Smart?

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, the Oscar's name gets called up and he

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<v Speaker 1>walks up and he's got up, confident, straight upstairs, shaking

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<v Speaker 1>hands like he's president being elected.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they took this big group photo and everyone

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<v Speaker 2>was like, they give the a little src pins that

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<v Speaker 2>go on your shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really cute.

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<v Speaker 2>And everyone else is sitting there like He's like, and

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could show your photo, but they're all

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<v Speaker 2>in school uniform, not allowed to. And Oscar was just like,

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<v Speaker 2>instead of facing the camera, he's decided to go forty

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<v Speaker 2>five degrees this way and face where he was sitted

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<v Speaker 2>because he was obviously so nervous, and he was like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to stand and while they take a post,

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<v Speaker 2>stare at where I really.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to be. And the photos, if you can picture

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<v Speaker 1>it is everyone everyone front on and then Oscar's just

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<v Speaker 1>like something's got his attention. I was like April.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, April film, the whole thing is great,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, to April, what's he staring at?

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<v Speaker 2>Then I realized there's a big blank spot on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground where he was sitting, and he was like, I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to be back there.

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<v Speaker 1>You could just and then they were like, okay, now

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to do They sung the national anthem. Does

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<v Speaker 1>he know the words? No?

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<v Speaker 2>And he can't read because I was like, if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the word, the words are up on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh god, He's like, I'm just looking at

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<v Speaker 1>where all sitting. I'm just looking at that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know if you remember his school assemblies

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<v Speaker 2>when you you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't read, your dad will help you sing. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Like with school assemblies, they're all about like inclusive. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>singing and a teacher gets up and sort of conducts

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<v Speaker 2>and helps and they're all about that sort of thing. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So the music started, and the National Anthem started, and

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<v Speaker 2>I started to get flashbacks and remember last time we

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<v Speaker 2>went to a school thing there, because it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been back here for twenty two years, very

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<v Speaker 2>nostalgia bit of PTSD started to get some flashbacks. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting there and everyone's singing the national anthem beautifully

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<v Speaker 2>and it reminded me of a simpler time when I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to that school. And I specifically remember in

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<v Speaker 2>year four I was in class and do you remember

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<v Speaker 2>the quantus ad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Did the quiet? How does the song go? I've

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<v Speaker 1>been to city still get into that part, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought, like for anything anyway, so they remember that,

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<v Speaker 1>rushed me along the song?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, GoGet continue you continue? No, yeah, yeah, are still

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<v Speaker 2>cold Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>For anyone who doesn't know the song and can't tell

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<v Speaker 1>from us singing, We'll give you a little taste here.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>So year four, Yes, young Ash, sprightly young sprightly Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in class.

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<v Speaker 2>And what they would do is these the people who

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<v Speaker 2>picked though kids for those ads, would go to schools

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<v Speaker 2>and actually hand select hands select kids, right, which is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like very p word if you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>go to schools. What do you what's your job? I

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<v Speaker 1>go to schools and I pick out the kids that

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<v Speaker 1>I want. So fun is anyway? So I remember this

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<v Speaker 1>particular day they came to our class. Are this is

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<v Speaker 1>a serious serious anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do is they go, okay, we'll explain

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<v Speaker 2>what's happening. They obviously play the song. We all know

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<v Speaker 2>the song, and then the cold class stands up, belt

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<v Speaker 2>it out and belts the song with the music apps

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<v Speaker 2>and these judges do the do the lap around the classroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Was this actually like the it's already been filmed, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're TV producers. It was your best kids. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they because it was such a successful campaign.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they wanted to continue continue the legacy. Very

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<v Speaker 2>good word, the quantas legacy. The judges, it's called them,

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<v Speaker 2>not the pedophiles. The judges walk around the class to

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<v Speaker 2>hear everybody singing. And anyway, I'm how old am I ten?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm belting this out like like the chance for me?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know what was at stake? Did you know

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<v Speaker 2>I was would be potentially be on the ad?

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<v Speaker 1>But did you know that? Yeah? You were? You were

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<v Speaker 1>told that you told. This is your fucking moment. Kids,

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<v Speaker 1>don't stuff this up. This is before reality TV. This

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<v Speaker 1>is like the realest, this is like this is really

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<v Speaker 1>the voice. Yes, but they can see you.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're like a pathetic looking kid, this is idyle.

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<v Speaker 2>This is this is kids idol, but a group performance. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So they're walking around there, taken little notes like who's

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<v Speaker 2>who and blah blah blah blah blah. They get by

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<v Speaker 2>my section of the room anyway. I remember they circled

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<v Speaker 2>and circle back and I was like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>this is pretty good, I must be pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then one of them leans and I remember.

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<v Speaker 2>It because this is why I got PTSD. One of

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<v Speaker 2>them leans over to the other one was like, don't

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<v Speaker 2>bother going over there, But he didn't think that I

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<v Speaker 2>could hear him.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I wouldn't fucking waste your time in that back corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my little kid's no good. That's exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like, I remember, I was just trying

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<v Speaker 2>so hard. I was traumatized. I was and I had

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<v Speaker 2>forgotten about this memory. I have suppressed this memory so

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<v Speaker 2>much so that it only came back to me when

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<v Speaker 2>everyone was in this school was singing the national anthem

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, holy shit, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like. April looked at me, She's like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, I'm not okay, Like I remember just

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<v Speaker 2>crying my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>As a kid. I don't think anyone from my class

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<v Speaker 1>got picked.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was thankful because if like someone like next

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<v Speaker 2>to me got picked, I would have been like.

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<v Speaker 1>Things sounded bad. Not me, But I know now very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say thank you for the record, You're

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<v Speaker 1>a very good scene, very.

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<v Speaker 2>Good as a stretch. Thank you for trying to make

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<v Speaker 2>me feel better. I said to people.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't be here anymore. Literally, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, can we go? And she was like no.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I was sweating. I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so we eventually like went outside and Oscar came out.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, because it's not about me, it's about him.

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<v Speaker 2>And he did really well and then yeah, booked in

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<v Speaker 2>a therapy appointment for Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>How was he when you saw him? Oh, he was pumped,

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<v Speaker 1>it was palmed. His dad was crying. But I have not,

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<v Speaker 1>for different reasons. Shaking in the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're trying to tell April that story the

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<v Speaker 2>other day.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like the full story. She was like, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, isn't it weird the things that happened as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid that just become the core memories that you suppressed, suppressed,

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<v Speaker 1>suppressed to press.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like when I really like this girl and

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<v Speaker 2>we're playing sports and we head buttered at each other,

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<v Speaker 2>and I remembered it like twenty years later.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my gosh, that's like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so embarrassing, very embarrassing that he's embarrassing Becky. Sorry, Becky,

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<v Speaker 1>did you not want to tell Oscar that you were

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<v Speaker 1>going to be there because he might be nervous. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like swimming lessons, for example, I have to like

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<v Speaker 1>pretend like I'm leaving because I'm in the room. Then

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<v Speaker 1>they went on the water because they want to be

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<v Speaker 1>with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it was my I just did't we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to put in restaurant. Yeah, and I very good parents.

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't last very long because bloody Lenny, because you're crying,

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<v Speaker 2>and Lenny spotted me immediately. He was looking for his parents,

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<v Speaker 2>and I like that they're not here because they didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really understand.

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<v Speaker 1>But then like Oscar, they're not here. They're not here.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not here all the time like you. Maybe next

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<v Speaker 1>time they'll be here. But yeah, he's a representative for

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<v Speaker 1>the whole year. Wow. Wow, this is mate. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a taste of what's going to happen in the future,

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<v Speaker 1>future Prime Minister. Very proud, proud dad. I also had

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<v Speaker 1>a moment where I was very proud parent. Ash go on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. Okay, it's a bunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Of proud parents over here, are we just I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>bursting with pride and I can see.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what that is seeping out of me. Very similar

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<v Speaker 1>to when you're angry. So what expect we like, we've

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<v Speaker 1>had We've had an ordeal with an ordeal well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just backstory for those who haven't been following. Decided to

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<v Speaker 1>move daycares for Lola. She's at the new daycare, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a great daycare. Okay, very good daycare.

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<v Speaker 2>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>I sold the dream. Okay, I sold the dream that

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<v Speaker 1>she was going to that daycare because her cousin was

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<v Speaker 1>in the same class. Chas mcgaz. What up shares chas

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<v Speaker 1>mcgas one of the best. After look like when I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the jungle. I kind of realized they have different

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<v Speaker 1>groups depending on the age. Oh so now Lola colored

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<v Speaker 1>in the three to four. It's our animal names, O

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<v Speaker 1>animal names? Yeah, where I got colors? What color are

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<v Speaker 1>you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>I think Macy's blue room right now? Their next us

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<v Speaker 2>is in green room. Right, we were in the wallabyes

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<v Speaker 2>sounds exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking boring. And you're over here going we've got

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<v Speaker 1>wallabies and koalas. Any non parent must be listening and

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<v Speaker 1>going like, what the fuck are these guys going? I

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<v Speaker 1>get a live. I'm trying. How can I get alive?

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<v Speaker 1>I gonna look after like four other lives? So so

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<v Speaker 1>in the wrong age group. Because the plan was ash

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<v Speaker 1>that Lola wasn't going to go to school next year.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to keep her. But she's a fed baby, right,

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<v Speaker 1>She's a fucking fed baby. This is the most the

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<v Speaker 1>most stressful part of parenting is what to do about school?

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<v Speaker 1>When does school start? You should have thought it out

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<v Speaker 1>that before you conceive. I know, I know fed fed births. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like on the cast, what do you do? What

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<v Speaker 1>do you? And also so hard because how she is

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<v Speaker 1>right now? I don't know how much she'll change in

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<v Speaker 1>twelve months time. Yeah, she may stay the same. She

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<v Speaker 1>might be the same, she might be exactly the same. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she might be a genius. She might be like playing

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<v Speaker 1>Beethoven on piano. You just don't know. That's the whole

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's the whole thing about prank. You don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna be like. But you have to make

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<v Speaker 1>the decision now right now. They're like, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do? And I'm like, I don't know. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I just decide tomorrow? And they land hot. Fuck, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really hard. So so also even harder to make the

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<v Speaker 1>decision because she's struggling. She hates it there. She's not

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<v Speaker 1>her best self. She's not. So we made the decision

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<v Speaker 1>ash to send Lola to school slash KINDI next year.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's the right call.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the right call because Marley Marley's mid year,

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<v Speaker 2>so that's confusing in its own You could go either way,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think.

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<v Speaker 1>We should be five next year. Be five next year.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's not a.

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<v Speaker 1>Small five year old. She's not a small she's the

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<v Speaker 1>ninety eighth per center for her head, So yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>know she's big.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Yeah, I'll just pointing that out. But big head,

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<v Speaker 2>big brain, there you go. See how I recovered the

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<v Speaker 2>good very good.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think it's right. I think she's ready. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's way more. She's pretty reckless, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>she's more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whenever you say someone did something, I know exactly

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<v Speaker 2>who it is because it's Lola.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, what's that burn on your arm? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>who do you think did it? She's also very clever.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows how to gaslight people. She's gonna be fine,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. I think I think it's the right call.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the call on the rest of this year? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's so so luckily luckily, I kind of said

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<v Speaker 1>to the daycare direct I was like, can you squeeze

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<v Speaker 1>her up into the into the top class because they

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<v Speaker 1>have the class that's specific for transitioning to pre scoops.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you ask? Though? Did your email? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>get down there with a little button up shirt button?

0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Laura sent the email. Laura sent the email, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I did the follow up face to face. We hit

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<v Speaker 1>it with both parents. Too prong. I call that the

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<v Speaker 1>too prong Yeah, the too wrong email face to face?

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<v Speaker 1>But did you button up, shirt, button down. I was

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<v Speaker 1>naked good. This is like, oh nice, she's gone straight up.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got her in there. A little bit tricky

0:20:53.000 --> 0:20:56.399
<v Speaker 1>so far. Rules ash for that class. There's rules you

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<v Speaker 1>cannot but that's going to be good for her. It's

0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:03.480
<v Speaker 1>important boundaries, sign bound. You can't bring coloring in books, pencils,

0:21:03.920 --> 0:21:06.760
<v Speaker 1>can't bring the toys. As we know from the other week,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot that you can't do. So Lola was

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<v Speaker 1>very excited. We're one day in and she's already like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is this? Where have you sent me?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this hell?

0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:17.080
<v Speaker 2>Hole?

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<v Speaker 1>Like put her in a hole? So she she's been

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<v Speaker 1>what one day now or two days? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>This is their second day? Okay, so how did the

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<v Speaker 1>first overall? How did the first get? Like the drop?

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<v Speaker 1>It was it better? She was excited. We sold it

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<v Speaker 1>in and you gotta like, you gotta sell it in

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<v Speaker 1>as a dream. You're like, this is a great thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so lucky to be in the top. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to sell it like you're a desperate real estate agent. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how many people have tried to get

0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:49.600
<v Speaker 1>into that classroom and we finally got you? Unheard of

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<v Speaker 1>how do we do it? I don't know. And this

0:21:51.400 --> 0:21:55.439
<v Speaker 1>kindergarten is north facing. Think about the sea breeze. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be great. It's got great bones, so much potential

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<v Speaker 1>and investors. She's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:04.239
<v Speaker 1>A grantic light out of the back. She's like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you is?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:10.320
<v Speaker 1>What am I doing? So? Yeah, so far, it's it's hard,

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<v Speaker 1>very hard, very hard at the moment. Also, poor little Lola,

0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:18.040
<v Speaker 1>she's been moved daycares, had like two months in one room,

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<v Speaker 1>yanked her out, put her in another room, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in here now. She was like a navy kid

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<v Speaker 1>and they get moved from station to station. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll say it all, will she probably not, but also

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna say I'm gonna say it. Okay, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>going to say it save a lot of money by

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<v Speaker 1>not going to daycare.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no shit, no shit, Like it's a it's up

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<v Speaker 2>there in the top five complaint for parents because it's

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<v Speaker 2>not cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're like, this is the thing I find that

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<v Speaker 1>that daycare is. You need to do it so you

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<v Speaker 1>can go to work, But it takes up all your

0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:02.440
<v Speaker 1>money that you're going away. It's so counter productive, it's stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who does it? Well, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go on a little tangent here, just very very quickly

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.800
<v Speaker 2>I'll ride this tangent horse with you into the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>The French have done a lot of things, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Mcuel macwellen an, Miguel MacLaren.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. There you go, I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's he?

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<v Speaker 1>He's the Prime Minister, isn't he? Who am I thinking of? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Its cargo champagne, stupid frog, no snails, babe frogs. All

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<v Speaker 1>of the daycares in France. France, they're all subsidized. Ue

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<v Speaker 1>it's cheap ass subsidize. It's cheap as It's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty euros a day. But I made that up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's cheap. A friend of mine, I lived in London

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<v Speaker 1>for four years. Shut up. He now he's moved to

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<v Speaker 1>France because it's cheaper.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's a language barrier. He doesn't speak French, but

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<v Speaker 2>his kids speak French. They're not your kids, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>What Yeah, dude, I'm just saying we don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>pull the trigger, but we should consider moving to France.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash, yep, quick question. I just need your thoughts on

0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:21.760
<v Speaker 1>a matter, another matter, another matter. Am I a bad person? Yes?

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Go on. We talked about the F One. You were there,

0:24:28.080 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 1>I was there, meeting the final celebrities this country has

0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 1>to offer. I went to the F One, had to

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<v Speaker 1>go there, had to fly solo initially. Yeah. Question, My

0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>initial flight was on a Sunday. Yep, okay, my flight

0:24:43.480 --> 0:24:46.440
<v Speaker 1>was on a Sunday. I had told Laura the flight

0:24:46.600 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>was at three pm. Okay, so I had to let

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:52.119
<v Speaker 1>to Sunday afternoon. Traffic's really bad as well on a Sunday,

0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 1>We'll know that. So I had to leave at like

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.200
<v Speaker 1>twelve thirty. Okay, get to the f You are a dad,

0:24:57.400 --> 0:25:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I am a dad. When in reality my flight was

0:25:02.440 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 1>booked for five Okay. I brought the time forward a

0:25:08.760 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 1>couple of hours because I just wanted to have a

0:25:11.760 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 1>little bit of time at the airport by myself. I

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.359
<v Speaker 1>feel lots of food options the self so be. It

0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:22.359
<v Speaker 1>was lovely. Yeah, And obviously people might be thinking, weren't

0:25:22.400 --> 0:25:24.199
<v Speaker 1>you just crying in the jungle because you got renoted

0:25:24.240 --> 0:25:25.920
<v Speaker 1>with your family because you missed them so much? Yes

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I was, Yeah, yes I was, But that was weeks ago.

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:32.320
<v Speaker 1>It's all about balance. I needed a break, and so

0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:35.640
<v Speaker 1>I was at the airport for a few hours. Yeah,

0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:39.760
<v Speaker 1>just by myself. Oh lovely, isn't it. You're not a

0:25:39.800 --> 0:25:41.680
<v Speaker 1>bad person. Laura doesn't know that, and she doesn't listen

0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:45.200
<v Speaker 1>to this podcast, so she won't know. Yeah. I want

0:25:45.240 --> 0:25:47.119
<v Speaker 1>to say, that's a parenting hack. I'm gonna tell her.

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:54.159
<v Speaker 1>Fuck you. All right, look guilty, I've done this. What

0:25:54.320 --> 0:26:00.760
<v Speaker 1>have you got? So I went to their one. Yes,

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I had a flight a Saturday afternoon. I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell April it was at two o'clock. Was the actual

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 2>time three thirty, but go on. I was like, okay,

0:26:17.280 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 2>I told her a time that I was going to

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<v Speaker 2>leave a couple of more time. I was like, I

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 2>got it, Okay, I better go this time. It's much

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:23.920
<v Speaker 2>further for me to go to the airport.

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 1>It's like, ashfy, one's not till next week, and you're like, sya,

0:26:27.640 --> 0:26:32.480
<v Speaker 1>gotta go. And then I think I was maybe half

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:34.440
<v Speaker 1>an hour from the time I was going to have

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 1>to leave.

0:26:35.560 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I pulled another swifty. I said, I best go at

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:41.240
<v Speaker 2>the traffic is really bad. Kids are a been a

0:26:41.280 --> 0:26:43.840
<v Speaker 2>bit difficult. We're going to get canceled for this I

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:44.320
<v Speaker 2>can feel it.

0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 1>It feels good to get it out. Feels good. Up

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.600
<v Speaker 1>until now, I've been living this life of sin. It

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 1>feels good to get it out, though, doesn't it?

0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:26:54.600 --> 0:26:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And then I got to the airport, I had

0:26:57.680 --> 0:27:00.080
<v Speaker 1>another lie. What have you done? I had something to

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 1>eat as I did drink, and then I went on

0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 1>my way. But on the way back my flight was delayed. Well, okay,

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:09.879
<v Speaker 1>you told me it was delayed by like two hours.

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 1>You message it like midnight, and you're like, I finally

0:27:11.800 --> 0:27:14.760
<v Speaker 1>got home. Yeah, were you just sitting in the driveway

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 1>and it wasn't the flight was delayed? Okay, that's not

0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 1>the lie. How long was it delayed for two hours?

0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>It was? It was after I popped the tie in

0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>front of it.

0:27:32.520 --> 0:27:35.880
<v Speaker 2>It was two hours. But I rang April and I said, look,

0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 2>the flight is delayed. The lie on this end is

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:42.639
<v Speaker 2>that I was upset about it.

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:49.520
<v Speaker 1>How did you sell it? I was like, can you

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:50.359
<v Speaker 1>fucking believe this?

0:28:01.080 --> 0:28:03.800
<v Speaker 2>And then I doubled down on it by saying it's

0:28:03.840 --> 0:28:11.640
<v Speaker 2>going to ruin me for the traffic on the way home. Anyway,

0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 2>I was like, with beer in hand, no, this is

0:28:15.760 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 2>on the way home. The last thing I wanted was

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:20.679
<v Speaker 2>a beer, I tell you that much. I was like.

0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.360
<v Speaker 1>For two hours to sit.

0:28:27.160 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Watch TV on my phone pretty much, or I could

0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 2>have flown home and then done the school pickup, spent

0:28:36.400 --> 0:28:40.640
<v Speaker 2>the afternoon wrangling some kids that haven't slept and whatever.

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 2>So I look, it was annoying, but not for me,

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 2>And speaking of lies, I feel good speaking of life

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:51.120
<v Speaker 2>about this.

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 1>We're not the only people lying in this world. At

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>there is plenty. It's fine, it's fine, she won't listen,

0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:59.280
<v Speaker 1>but there's plenty of lies being told, not just by us,

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 1>but other parents. It's time for.

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Tell me loud, tell me love. All right, I'll go first,

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>of course, this is from Steph, and congratulations, Steph, you

0:29:14.360 --> 0:29:17.480
<v Speaker 2>have won yourself the choice of either and Maddie J

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 2>doll or a much more handsome ash doll that will

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.560
<v Speaker 2>be sent to you by our producer Jess. So I'm

0:29:24.560 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 2>going to read the lie out Nami's okay, Steph says,

0:29:27.760 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 2>I always tell my girls that this is the season

0:29:30.360 --> 0:29:35.200
<v Speaker 2>final Bluie, what reason?

0:29:35.600 --> 0:29:37.440
<v Speaker 1>So she can change the fucking channel?

0:29:37.520 --> 0:29:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Obviously, Like I get like short episodes. Do you know

0:29:41.320 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 2>what I saw the other day? Actually just on Bluey

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:47.840
<v Speaker 2>really they have many episodes. They're already seven minutes. What

0:29:47.960 --> 0:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>are they just like, blink and you'll miss.

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>It, ruining the attention span of people in this country.

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Like we're gonna watch bleink, We're gonna watch blue. Don't

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 1>blink because you'll miss it. Is from Amy, and this

0:29:59.080 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>is a line that she tells her kids, your eyes

0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:05.160
<v Speaker 1>turn purple when you tell a lie, So her daughter

0:30:05.240 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 1>closes her eyes every time she's talking to her and

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>telling a lie. Very good.

0:30:10.520 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 2>There's so many variations of that where it's like you like, obviously,

0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:16.840
<v Speaker 2>get your nose gets bigger or whatever, like Pinocchio or

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 2>a dot on your forehead or like whatever.

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:20.719
<v Speaker 1>But that one's good because they close their eyes. It's

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:22.200
<v Speaker 1>so obvious. Idiots, idiots.

0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:27.120
<v Speaker 2>Kids are stupid anyway. This one's from Nina. Nina says

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:30.760
<v Speaker 2>there's a good eyes one. The chocolate at the checkout

0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:36.000
<v Speaker 2>is actually rat poison. I can't really pull that one

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 2>because I'm the worst to check out chocolate because you're

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:41.320
<v Speaker 2>eating it. Yeah, I was just like, what are you getting?

0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:46.680
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna die? It's worth it, worth it. This one

0:30:47.680 --> 0:30:52.920
<v Speaker 1>is from uh Alissa. You aren't You aren't allowed to

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.440
<v Speaker 1>turn six until you learn how to wipe your own bum.

0:30:55.640 --> 0:31:00.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a worldwide rule, worldwide wide. What that's good too?

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I think? Can I just say one thing that may

0:31:03.160 --> 0:31:06.920
<v Speaker 1>blow your mind. On the age that you turn it's

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>the end of the year. So when you turn one,

0:31:10.080 --> 0:31:14.720
<v Speaker 1>you're finishing that age, yeah, because you turn two, you're

0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>starting to Because if you're you turn one, you turn

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:22.280
<v Speaker 1>one on your birthday, you've just completed that age. You

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 1>completed one. So when you turn two, you completed too.

0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>You've already completed two. Because but that your age is

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.520
<v Speaker 1>the age that you've completed, not the age that you're turning. Yeah,

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:35.680
<v Speaker 1>but we talk about it like this.

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:40.640
<v Speaker 2>We say one and a half, right, not two months

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>pre two. So really you're completing one, right, That's what

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 2>I just said when you turn two, when you turn two,

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:51.760
<v Speaker 2>because then you would be two and a half two

0:31:51.840 --> 0:31:53.080
<v Speaker 2>and three months, you're still in two.

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 1>You haven't completed too if the number two, So then

0:31:55.400 --> 0:31:58.600
<v Speaker 1>but think about it, right, think about it. When you're born, right,

0:31:58.640 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 1>you're born zero, Yeah, but then you turn one, you

0:32:03.920 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 1>turn one, you've already done a year.

0:32:07.240 --> 0:32:10.600
<v Speaker 2>You completed zero though, but you haven't you've done nine months. Okay,

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:14.360
<v Speaker 2>moving on, I think I'll go Yeah, is this a

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:16.320
<v Speaker 2>win for me? Jess, No, she's shaking head.

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 1>The other week we talked about the bedtime routine of Lola.

0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:22.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a little bit different, a little bit unique. Many

0:32:22.600 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 1>steps involved. Parents have reached out on our Instagram account.

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 1>So the parents have reached out via our Instagram account

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>with some of the behaviors of their own children when

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 1>it comes to bedtime, and that Instagram account is what

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>At Two Doting Dads, we will read out some of

0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>the bedtime routines from other parents listening to this podcast.

0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:45.880
<v Speaker 1>This one is Sam Ash and she says, our oldest

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>will sleep on the floor while the youngest wind's down.

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Both beds are in the same room. How's that the

0:32:53.760 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 1>oldest will sleep on the floor that doesn't go for

0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 1>his bed. I'm guessing it to a heat because sounds

0:32:58.280 --> 0:33:02.040
<v Speaker 1>like a boy problem. Well, the other one winds down

0:33:02.840 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>or in bed?

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, just anywhere on the floor. I don't know, Sam,

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 1>if you're listening to this, please give us more information.

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:15.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where on the floor.

0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, but weird either way? Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sam,

0:33:21.840 --> 0:33:24.840
<v Speaker 3>kids are weird. We get said about our own kids.

0:33:24.880 --> 0:33:27.200
<v Speaker 3>We can't say that about the listeners kids. Okay, okay,

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:29.240
<v Speaker 3>that's great that your kid's not weird.

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:36.080
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, guys, Okay. This one's from Ashley. We have to

0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 2>go outside to see them. It's an excuse to use

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 2>his little moa versure.

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:56.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's a good from She has five songs that

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 1>they have to play in a certain order or they'll

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:03.120
<v Speaker 1>get yelled at. Having a kid is like having a

0:34:03.200 --> 0:34:08.040
<v Speaker 1>really bad boss. All right. This one's from Emma.

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 2>My daughter violently shakes her head from side to side

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:11.760
<v Speaker 2>until she falls asleep.

0:34:11.920 --> 0:34:14.080
<v Speaker 1>She's done this since she was a newborn. You have

0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:17.440
<v Speaker 1>a friend who did they get tested? No, but she

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:21.920
<v Speaker 1>got kicked out of dance class. There's something yarn on there.

0:34:22.000 --> 0:34:23.839
<v Speaker 1>I know you have lots to look forward to. Mel

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:27.399
<v Speaker 1>I have long acrylic nails. I have to do scratchees

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:30.920
<v Speaker 1>on his back until he's comatose. That's gonna He's going

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>to grow into a weird kink. That's true.

0:34:34.160 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 2>That's not even a joke. That's a concern. I love

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:42.320
<v Speaker 2>a good scratchy exhibit a. Ellie's like, I used to

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 2>do that when you're a kid. Now you're freaking.

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes there's me in a moment where I've been sitting

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 1>on the couch and my mom has been like, do

0:34:52.280 --> 0:34:56.560
<v Speaker 1>you a little scratchy? And I'm like yes please, and

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Laura and Laura has come in and I'm like getting

0:34:59.160 --> 0:35:01.439
<v Speaker 1>my hair tickle by my mum. As I'm a thirty

0:35:01.440 --> 0:35:03.239
<v Speaker 1>seven year old man on the couch and hates j

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:05.239
<v Speaker 1>what's a head job?

0:35:06.400 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 2>John says? Three year old gets too? These are ridiculous

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 2>gets two sleep token songs to head bang two before

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 2>as the time of his life.

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>We're our own worst enemy. We let him get away

0:35:22.760 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 1>with this ship and his parents were like, why wouldn't

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 1>they sleep? Question question for you, Ash. This is off

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:31.480
<v Speaker 1>the back of taking some flights with the family. Also

0:35:31.560 --> 0:35:35.239
<v Speaker 1>off the back of something I saw on TikTok an

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Amish family on an aeroplane. What is the right seating

0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:44.760
<v Speaker 1>configuration for a family of four on a domestic flight?

0:35:45.239 --> 0:35:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Domestic flight? So we're talking three and three, OK, just

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:50.680
<v Speaker 2>running through it, not a rex and it's like two

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 2>and two now they have gone to liquidation. So he's

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 2>the right word.

0:35:57.320 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Mom, two parents, two kids, two parents, and let's say

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 1>the kids age between like two and six, so they

0:36:04.920 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 1>have their own seats because pre two they don't get

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:11.800
<v Speaker 1>a seat. Correct, that's pretty straightforward. What is what is

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 1>the right answer? Here? Ash? The right answer?

0:36:15.000 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 2>How do you in April fly? The window seat is

0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:22.240
<v Speaker 2>the child windows yep. The middle seat is another child.

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:28.160
<v Speaker 2>There's two children, yep, these basic maths. The third seat

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 2>is one parent. Yeah.

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:34.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not liking this, but go on. And then there's

0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 1>a fourth seat, which is across the aisle. Is the

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:43.399
<v Speaker 1>other parent. What is that wrong? You did you even

0:36:43.560 --> 0:36:43.880
<v Speaker 1>draw it?

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:44.200
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I get it, it's wrong. Okay, it's wrong. Is that

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:48.520
<v Speaker 1>what we should go?

0:36:48.719 --> 0:36:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Go?

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, go the way I fly? Ash? The way I

0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:58.440
<v Speaker 1>fly seems to be a lot, which this is the

0:36:58.520 --> 0:37:05.320
<v Speaker 1>best way you go? Window child, Yeah, okay, that's okay,

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:08.320
<v Speaker 1>that's what I said. Next one across middle seat is

0:37:08.400 --> 0:37:13.759
<v Speaker 1>the parent. Okay. Now either in front or behind you

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 1>follow that same configuration child parent child parent, okay.

0:37:19.400 --> 0:37:22.200
<v Speaker 2>And so you're on the same side. It's evenly distributed.

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<v Speaker 2>But then there's a stranger. That's fine, Is it fine?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want my kids sitting there strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you're in the middle. You're in the middle,

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:32.760
<v Speaker 1>your kid is in the window. You're protecting the child

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<v Speaker 1>ash But it means that you know, if you need

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<v Speaker 1>any snacks, any coloring in pencils, any toys, you can

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<v Speaker 1>just pass it in front. Okay, I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna look, I'm not. This is where we're different.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to shut you down like you shut

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<v Speaker 2>me down.

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<v Speaker 1>But who's going to be like that that works? Who

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>is the parent? Who is the parent that gets this

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<v Speaker 1>in the eye of himself? They're the utility now hear

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<v Speaker 1>me out. They're the utility parent. What that mean?

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<v Speaker 2>They carry the bags on, They get anything the kids

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 2>need from the overhead locker without inconvenience the kids at

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:10.320
<v Speaker 2>the time. All right, both parents are on the outside. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so they can go right toilet, take a child to

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet, while the utility.

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Parents slides over.

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<v Speaker 2>In the meantime, midway through the flight, after a meal,

0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 2>perhaps there's a switch the other parent becomes a utility parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who the utility parents should be the strongest?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know why? So they can get the things

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<v Speaker 1>up and down from the big thing at the top

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<v Speaker 1>when you travel with kids. Let me finish and then

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 1>you get off the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>The strong parent carries all the shit off the plane

0:38:40.480 --> 0:38:41.600
<v Speaker 2>while the other parents.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's just get this straight. You don't think April

0:38:44.000 --> 0:38:46.680
<v Speaker 1>is strong enough to reach up above it. Plenty strong,

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 1>my god, to get something out of the overhead locks.

0:38:48.520 --> 0:38:54.200
<v Speaker 1>There's plenty strong. She's not tall enough. Don't you shame her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not high shaming. She can't control that. It's like five',

0:38:56.840 --> 0:38:58.480
<v Speaker 1>seven she's like five to.

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<v Speaker 2>Four, stumpy little, arms, stumpy a little really strong. ARMS

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<v Speaker 2>i just, think, okay you if we're here's another thing.

0:39:10.120 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Too if we go in your configuration and the strangers

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<v Speaker 2>in the, aisle anytime that kid needs to move or get,

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 2>out or someone needs to get something from the other,

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:20.160
<v Speaker 2>head a stranger is.

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:23.560
<v Speaker 1>Inconvenient we have a bag that's small enough to have

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:29.160
<v Speaker 1>at your. Feet, well must be. Nice, Yes and and

0:39:29.440 --> 0:39:30.880
<v Speaker 1>we always do a wee before we go on the.

0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Plane get rid of the. Surprise predictable it's in our. Flight.

0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Surprise we what if a surprise UT i pops? Up.

0:39:41.040 --> 0:39:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Surprise let's. Okay if you're a parent and you're, listening

0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you have an. OPINION i want to hear it is

0:39:47.719 --> 0:39:50.399
<v Speaker 1>ash right or AM i? Right that's all? Right he's?

0:39:50.480 --> 0:39:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Right next, QUESTION i don't, Know i'm too fired. Up

0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 2>listen From. Darcy would you RATHER a kids be the

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:02.719
<v Speaker 2>dream all day and then nightmare bedtime? Routine OR b

0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 2>kids be a nightmare all day but go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Instantly can we need to fine? Instantly are we talking like?

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<v Speaker 1>Night let's go with. That, yeah, yeah, OKAY i THINK

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<v Speaker 1>i think the dream would be like a spot, book

0:40:18.680 --> 0:40:21.320
<v Speaker 1>like that length of, book just a, quick little express.

0:40:21.400 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Book does have no. Flaps, NO i don't think anyone

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 1>does have flaps to just get ripped off by a,

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:31.239
<v Speaker 1>small redheaded. Child if you are a parent of a

0:40:31.360 --> 0:40:35.040
<v Speaker 1>young child that hasn't ripped off the flaps of a spot,

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Book i'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>CONCERNED i wouldn't roll that kid into the into a,

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<v Speaker 2>really really prestigious school because they've got their shit.

0:40:41.920 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Together, Right, yeah that's unheard. OFHEAD i will go With,

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<v Speaker 1>god it's a tough. ONE i don't think you should

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 1>have to. CHOOSE i think at the, Moment i've kind

0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:56.719
<v Speaker 1>of got the kids being a nightmare all day And

0:40:56.800 --> 0:41:02.640
<v Speaker 1>i've got the nightmare. Routine, YEAH i would, say do

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:05.479
<v Speaker 1>you know? What do you know WHAT i would? RATHER

0:41:06.560 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 1>i can? DO i have the patience to deal with

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 1>a nightmare child during the. Day, okay WHEN i get

0:41:12.920 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 1>to the end of the, day you, Know i'm out of.

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Energy i'm. Exhausted to have them eat their dinner without

0:41:20.360 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 1>having to yell at, them without them getting off the

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:24.960
<v Speaker 1>seat every two. Seconds they eat their own. Dinner they

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.240
<v Speaker 1>don't argue when they go on the, bath they don't

0:41:27.520 --> 0:41:31.799
<v Speaker 1>argue when they go to. Bed oh that's. Good that's.

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Bliss that is. Good that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Bliss, Yeah i'll just go to the airport a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Earlier CAN i just quickly say this took about four

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:42.439
<v Speaker 2>hours to. REPORT i actually want to say something, else

0:41:42.480 --> 0:41:44.400
<v Speaker 2>AND i just do want to say. Something, YEAH i

0:41:44.400 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 2>want to just give a quick little shout out to

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:49.720
<v Speaker 2>two people really quickly That i'm calling doting dad super

0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:51.840
<v Speaker 2>fans AND i didn't know.

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:55.920
<v Speaker 1>This two Of apul's frank by the name Of ali And.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:42:01.720
<v Speaker 2>Tania they listen to every episode they like and comment

0:42:01.840 --> 0:42:05.000
<v Speaker 2>and share on every video pretty much between the two of.

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Them when you were in the, Jungle ali voted more

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:11.080
<v Speaker 2>than twenty to thirty times every.

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<v Speaker 1>Day SO i just want to shout out to, them

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<v Speaker 1>say thank you have thet friends Of. April, yeah they're

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:15.680
<v Speaker 1>like best.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends AND i didn't know this until yesterday And april was, like,

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:22.160
<v Speaker 2>yeah do you know that they listen to every episode they.

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<v Speaker 1>Like and share all the videos AND i was, like no, way.

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<v Speaker 1>Blood SO i said THAT i would say thank, you thank.

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<v Speaker 1>You we love. You ali And Tanya Ali antonia don't

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:36.640
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