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Speaker 1: Hey, did I tell you what happened to my mum

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Speaker 1: last week? No? Was it last week when we had

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Speaker 1: the episode where she told the lie about the PlayStation? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, what happened. I'm not the full story

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Speaker 2: we're going you know.

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Speaker 1: We were like, Elle, we didn't hear a peepe from her.

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Speaker 1: It's like, where did she disappear to? And I went

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Speaker 1: upstairs to get changed after you guys left, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, hello, she was sitting on my bed, scared

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Speaker 1: this ship out of me. I didn't think she was

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Speaker 1: living here. I was getting changed. I looked over and

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Speaker 1: she just was like, nice cock. Welcome back to Two

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Speaker 1: Dating Dads. I am Maddy jay And and this is

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Speaker 1: a podcast all about parenting. It is the good, it

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Speaker 1: is the bad and the relatable. If you come for advice,

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Speaker 1: I'm very apologetic to say that it's not going to

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Speaker 1: come from us. No, not usually. Anyway, I've got some

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Speaker 1: advice that was last week. Hey you've got a new hobby.

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Speaker 1: You go on listening. Notice she's got a new hobby

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Speaker 1: something you enjoy doing. What's that? Just seeing what you've

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Speaker 1: been up to?

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Speaker 2: Drinkings and not a new hobby. That's yeah, that's that's

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Speaker 2: that's an old one.

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Speaker 1: Consistent something you like to do that I've just I've

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Speaker 1: just noticed, go on, I'm confused, bit of celebrity spotting

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Speaker 1: getting selfies? Can I just can I can I just

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Speaker 1: refresh your memory? What did I do? I got? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I've ran into like four people, just a couple of

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Speaker 1: people that you're with on the world. I don't know, guys, Look,

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Speaker 1: this is all surprised to me. I just thought I

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Speaker 1: was carrying all my normal life. Aaron Finish's ye, Andy Cooks,

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Speaker 1: I and Rite the Surfer, they're all friends. It's only

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Speaker 1: a few. Actually, there's only half of the ones that

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Speaker 1: I got. Same would as well.

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Speaker 2: I just it was a good opportunity to meet people

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Speaker 2: like minded people.

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Speaker 1: Do that guy who's like photo quick photo Nah?

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Speaker 2: It was like they were like, can we get a photo?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I guess so you've got

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Speaker 1: the same smile on every photo. I'm the same guy

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Speaker 1: in every photo.

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Speaker 2: I'll be practicing, Come my, guys, I'm trying to be

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Speaker 2: trying to be more likable.

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Speaker 1: Ash was at the Formula one. Okay, who's your favorite

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Speaker 1: celebrity that you met?

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Speaker 2: Who's my favorite getting to see Andy Cooks is is

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Speaker 2: the best.

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Speaker 1: It's good guy. It's got a stylist now. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I was meant to say that. Sorry, Andy,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening. But what I did see I did

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Speaker 1: go to the F one. I didn't get to see you.

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Speaker 1: We would have got a photo like that because you're

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Speaker 1: a celebrity. According to the Jungle, you need to update

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Speaker 1: my Wikipedia page. I did already. I mean I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I saw damn it. I saw that. It was it was.

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Speaker 1: I was like, who Who's done this?

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Speaker 2: It was like a best friend ash Wigs. I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I's gonna let me edit it. I

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Speaker 2: was like fifteen beers deep when I did that too.

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Speaker 2: I was like, and has a really handsome sized car.

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Speaker 2: And I took it all out because they would have

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Speaker 2: deleted that, right would they. We'll find out find out.

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Speaker 2: But we went to I did go to F one.

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Speaker 2: Didn't get to see you, unfortunately. But what I did

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Speaker 2: see at the airport was an Amish family. First time

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Speaker 1: How were how do you know if they were Amish?

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Speaker 1: They were dressed like proper Amish, but they're not allowed

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Speaker 2: That was going to be my next question. It was like,

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Speaker 2: are they allowed to be there?

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Speaker 1: Is like a plane that's been pulled by a horse.

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Speaker 2: It's like a paddle popstick plane.

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Speaker 1: It's got rubber bands that flipping the back, the kids

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Speaker 1: that are in the back on the wings exactly. I

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Speaker 1: Did you ask him for a photo? No, otherwise you

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Speaker 1: don't think we have Amish people in Australia. Wow, what

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Speaker 2: But they were using the electronic conveyor belt for the bag,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, wait on a minute.

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Speaker 1: My mom's coming down, Come down anywhere? Off to Oh

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Speaker 1: you're going to the doctors? Can I come be quick though?

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Speaker 1: No talking talk? Good morning, afternoon early? Oh for god,

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Speaker 1: not going to walk out here in the nutty shit,

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Speaker 1: are you? I mean? Damn? That was Nana coming down

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Speaker 1: to use any type its modern. Well, do you think

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Speaker 1: it was fancy dress? Maybe they've gone on fancy dress. Maybe, like,

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Speaker 1: aren't Mormons dressed a bit like that? I forgot about

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Speaker 1: Mormons moments, the moments. The moments always get forgotten about.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference anyway? Who knows?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm good. I'm very good. Actually, i'm very good. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: I've just hit my shoulder it and it's really irritated guy.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, good, Oscar fly, So many distractions?

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Speaker 2: What am I talking about again? Oscar, I've got some

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Speaker 2: really good news. You're going to be excited. Oscar was

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Speaker 2: elected his class student representative.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, but he's in kindy Yeah. So every class

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Speaker 1: did he campaign for He didn't. He was elected by it,

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Speaker 1: just by his class. Do kids have any idea the

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Speaker 1: teacher chose, So she chose Oscar. Yeah, apparently he's really sensible.

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Speaker 1: So okay, so running through what are the responsible is

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Speaker 1: of what's he called his president? So he's going to

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Speaker 1: be part of what they call the SRC, which is

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Speaker 1: the Student Representative Council. It sounds very culty SRC. It's

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Speaker 1: it's like a bikey club. It's a biker gang. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've got patches and tattoos. Yeah, what's like the initiation?

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Speaker 1: And what happened?

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Speaker 2: So he Apram might have to go to an assembly

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Speaker 1: You must have been proud as part of course.

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Speaker 2: I was, absolutely. I was also a bit like, you've

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I shouldn't laugh at that's funny. I get everyone

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Speaker 2: I am whatever anyway, So I haven't been to a

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Speaker 1: Would you still sit on the floor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do sit on the floor, not me. I

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Speaker 2: must be nice special guest so that all the kids

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Speaker 2: never seen him so well behave he's an impostor.

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Speaker 1: He didn't know he was. He didn't know we were

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Speaker 2: He didn't tell him no because we through because he

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Speaker 1: They said, look, they said, sorry, sorry, you guys, if

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Speaker 1: So they all came in really nicely.

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Speaker 2: It was great, really well behaved kids, and then they

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Speaker 2: would present from each class, and of course when they

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Speaker 2: course the principal was like, what.

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Speaker 1: Don't we just say about claps till the end? Smart? Smart?

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Speaker 1: But anyway, the Oscar's name gets called up and he

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Speaker 2: And then they took this big group photo and everyone

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Speaker 2: was like, they give the a little src pins that

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Speaker 1: It's really cute.

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Speaker 2: And everyone else is sitting there like He's like, and

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Speaker 2: I wish I could show your photo, but they're all

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Speaker 2: in school uniform, not allowed to. And Oscar was just like,

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Speaker 2: instead of facing the camera, he's decided to go forty

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Speaker 2: because he was obviously so nervous, and he was like

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to stand and while they take a post,

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Speaker 2: stare at where I really.

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Speaker 1: Want to be. And the photos, if you can picture

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Speaker 1: like something's got his attention. I was like April.

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Speaker 2: I was like, April film, the whole thing is great,

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Speaker 2: but I was like, to April, what's he staring at?

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Speaker 2: Then I realized there's a big blank spot on the

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Speaker 1: You could just and then they were like, okay, now

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Speaker 1: we're going to do They sung the national anthem. Does

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Speaker 1: he know the words? No?

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Speaker 2: And he can't read because I was like, if you

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh god, He's like, I'm just looking at

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Speaker 2: And I don't know if you remember his school assemblies

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Speaker 1: Can't read, your dad will help you sing. I don't

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Speaker 2: Like with school assemblies, they're all about like inclusive. Everyone's

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Speaker 2: So the music started, and the National Anthem started, and

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Speaker 2: I started to get flashbacks and remember last time we

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Speaker 2: I haven't been back here for twenty two years, very

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting there and everyone's singing the national anthem beautifully

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Speaker 2: and it reminded me of a simpler time when I

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Speaker 2: year four I was in class and do you remember

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Speaker 2: the quantus ad?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Did the quiet? How does the song go? I've

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Speaker 1: been to city still get into that part, but I

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Speaker 1: just thought, like for anything anyway, so they remember that,

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Speaker 1: rushed me along the song?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, GoGet continue you continue? No, yeah, yeah, are still

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Speaker 2: cold Australia.

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Speaker 1: For anyone who doesn't know the song and can't tell

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Speaker 1: from us singing, We'll give you a little taste here.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: So year four, Yes, young Ash, sprightly young sprightly Ash.

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Speaker 1: We're in class.

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Speaker 2: And what they would do is these the people who

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Speaker 2: picked though kids for those ads, would go to schools

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Speaker 2: and actually hand select hands select kids, right, which is

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Speaker 2: pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like very p word if you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: go to schools. What do you what's your job? I

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Speaker 1: go to schools and I pick out the kids that

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Speaker 1: I want. So fun is anyway? So I remember this

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Speaker 1: particular day they came to our class. Are this is

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Speaker 2: So what you do is they go, okay, we'll explain

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Speaker 2: what's happening. They obviously play the song. We all know

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Speaker 2: there in the top five complaint for parents because it's

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Speaker 2: not cheap.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, this is the thing I find that

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Speaker 1: that daycare is. You need to do it so you

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Speaker 1: can go to work, But it takes up all your

439
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: money that you're going away. It's so counter productive, it's stupid.

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00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 1: Do you know who does it? Well, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: go on a little tangent here, just very very quickly

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Speaker 1: with you.

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Speaker 2: I'll ride this tangent horse with you into the dark.

444
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Speaker 2: The French have done a lot of things, right, okay,

445
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 2: Mcuel macwellen an, Miguel MacLaren.

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Speaker 1: That's it. There you go, I did it.

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Speaker 2: Who's he?

448
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 1: He's the Prime Minister, isn't he? Who am I thinking of? Whatever?

449
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: Its cargo champagne, stupid frog, no snails, babe frogs. All

450
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: of the daycares in France. France, they're all subsidized. Ue

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Speaker 1: it's cheap ass subsidize. It's cheap as It's like it's

452
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Speaker 1: like twenty euros a day. But I made that up.

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Speaker 1: It's cheap. A friend of mine, I lived in London

454
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Speaker 1: for four years. Shut up. He now he's moved to

455
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Speaker 1: France because it's cheaper.

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Speaker 2: But there's a language barrier. He doesn't speak French, but

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Speaker 2: his kids speak French. They're not your kids, dude.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, dude, I'm just saying we don't need to

459
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Speaker 1: pull the trigger, but we should consider moving to France.

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 1: Ash, yep, quick question. I just need your thoughts on

462
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Speaker 1: a matter, another matter, another matter. Am I a bad person? Yes?

463
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Speaker 1: Go on. We talked about the F One. You were there,

464
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Speaker 1: I was there, meeting the final celebrities this country has

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Speaker 1: to offer. I went to the F One, had to

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Speaker 1: go there, had to fly solo initially. Yeah. Question, My

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Speaker 1: initial flight was on a Sunday. Yep, okay, my flight

468
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Speaker 1: was on a Sunday. I had told Laura the flight

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Speaker 1: was at three pm. Okay, so I had to let

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Speaker 1: to Sunday afternoon. Traffic's really bad as well on a Sunday,

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Speaker 1: We'll know that. So I had to leave at like

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Speaker 1: twelve thirty. Okay, get to the f You are a dad,

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Speaker 1: I am a dad. When in reality my flight was

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Speaker 1: booked for five Okay. I brought the time forward a

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Speaker 1: couple of hours because I just wanted to have a

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Speaker 1: little bit of time at the airport by myself. I

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Speaker 1: feel lots of food options the self so be. It

478
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: was lovely. Yeah, And obviously people might be thinking, weren't

479
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: you just crying in the jungle because you got renoted

480
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: with your family because you missed them so much? Yes

481
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Speaker 1: I was, Yeah, yes I was, But that was weeks ago.

482
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: It's all about balance. I needed a break, and so

483
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Speaker 1: I was at the airport for a few hours. Yeah,

484
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Speaker 1: just by myself. Oh lovely, isn't it. You're not a

485
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: bad person. Laura doesn't know that, and she doesn't listen

486
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 1: to this podcast, so she won't know. Yeah. I want

487
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: to say, that's a parenting hack. I'm gonna tell her.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you. All right, look guilty, I've done this. What

489
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Speaker 1: have you got? So I went to their one. Yes,

490
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: I had a flight a Saturday afternoon. I did.

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Speaker 2: Tell April it was at two o'clock. Was the actual

492
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Speaker 2: time three thirty, but go on. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: I told her a time that I was going to

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Speaker 2: leave a couple of more time. I was like, I

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Speaker 2: got it, Okay, I better go this time. It's much

496
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Speaker 2: further for me to go to the airport.

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Speaker 1: It's like, ashfy, one's not till next week, and you're like, sya,

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Speaker 1: gotta go. And then I think I was maybe half

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Speaker 1: an hour from the time I was going to have

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Speaker 1: to leave.

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Speaker 2: I pulled another swifty. I said, I best go at

502
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Speaker 2: the traffic is really bad. Kids are a been a

503
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Speaker 2: bit difficult. We're going to get canceled for this I

504
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: can feel it.

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Speaker 1: It feels good to get it out. Feels good. Up

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Speaker 1: until now, I've been living this life of sin. It

507
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Speaker 1: feels good to get it out, though, doesn't it?

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00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 2: Oh?

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00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then I got to the airport, I had

510
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Speaker 1: another lie. What have you done? I had something to

511
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: eat as I did drink, and then I went on

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Speaker 1: my way. But on the way back my flight was delayed. Well, okay,

513
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: you told me it was delayed by like two hours.

514
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: You message it like midnight, and you're like, I finally

515
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: got home. Yeah, were you just sitting in the driveway

516
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: and it wasn't the flight was delayed? Okay, that's not

517
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Speaker 1: the lie. How long was it delayed for two hours?

518
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Speaker 1: It was? It was after I popped the tie in

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Speaker 1: front of it.

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00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: It was two hours. But I rang April and I said, look,

521
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Speaker 2: the flight is delayed. The lie on this end is

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Speaker 2: that I was upset about it.

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Speaker 1: How did you sell it? I was like, can you

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Speaker 1: fucking believe this?

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00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: And then I doubled down on it by saying it's

526
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Speaker 2: going to ruin me for the traffic on the way home. Anyway,

527
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: I was like, with beer in hand, no, this is

528
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: on the way home. The last thing I wanted was

529
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Speaker 2: a beer, I tell you that much. I was like.

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Speaker 1: For two hours to sit.

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Speaker 2: Watch TV on my phone pretty much, or I could

532
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: have flown home and then done the school pickup, spent

533
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: the afternoon wrangling some kids that haven't slept and whatever.

534
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 2: So I look, it was annoying, but not for me,

535
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Speaker 2: And speaking of lies, I feel good speaking of life

536
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Speaker 2: about this.

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00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: We're not the only people lying in this world. At

538
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: there is plenty. It's fine, it's fine, she won't listen,

539
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,280
Speaker 1: but there's plenty of lies being told, not just by us,

540
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: but other parents. It's time for.

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Speaker 2: Tell me loud, tell me love. All right, I'll go first,

542
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: of course, this is from Steph, and congratulations, Steph, you

543
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: have won yourself the choice of either and Maddie J

544
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 2: doll or a much more handsome ash doll that will

545
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: be sent to you by our producer Jess. So I'm

546
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: going to read the lie out Nami's okay, Steph says,

547
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: I always tell my girls that this is the season

548
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: final Bluie, what reason?

549
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: So she can change the fucking channel?

550
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 2: Obviously, Like I get like short episodes. Do you know

551
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: what I saw the other day? Actually just on Bluey

552
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 2: really they have many episodes. They're already seven minutes. What

553
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: are they just like, blink and you'll miss.

554
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: It, ruining the attention span of people in this country.

555
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: Like we're gonna watch bleink, We're gonna watch blue. Don't

556
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: blink because you'll miss it. Is from Amy, and this

557
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: is a line that she tells her kids, your eyes

558
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: turn purple when you tell a lie, So her daughter

559
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: closes her eyes every time she's talking to her and

560
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: telling a lie. Very good.

561
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: There's so many variations of that where it's like you like, obviously,

562
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: get your nose gets bigger or whatever, like Pinocchio or

563
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 2: a dot on your forehead or like whatever.

564
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,719
Speaker 1: But that one's good because they close their eyes. It's

565
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: so obvious. Idiots, idiots.

566
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Speaker 2: Kids are stupid anyway. This one's from Nina. Nina says

567
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 2: there's a good eyes one. The chocolate at the checkout

568
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: is actually rat poison. I can't really pull that one

569
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 2: because I'm the worst to check out chocolate because you're

570
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 2: eating it. Yeah, I was just like, what are you getting?

571
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna die? It's worth it, worth it. This one

572
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: is from uh Alissa. You aren't You aren't allowed to

573
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: turn six until you learn how to wipe your own bum.

574
00:30:55,640 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: It's a worldwide rule, worldwide wide. What that's good too?

575
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: I think? Can I just say one thing that may

576
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: blow your mind. On the age that you turn it's

577
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: the end of the year. So when you turn one,

578
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: you're finishing that age, yeah, because you turn two, you're

579
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,720
Speaker 1: starting to Because if you're you turn one, you turn

580
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: one on your birthday, you've just completed that age. You

581
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: completed one. So when you turn two, you completed too.

582
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: You've already completed two. Because but that your age is

583
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: the age that you've completed, not the age that you're turning. Yeah,

584
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 1: but we talk about it like this.

585
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: We say one and a half, right, not two months

586
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: pre two. So really you're completing one, right, That's what

587
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 2: I just said when you turn two, when you turn two,

588
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 2: because then you would be two and a half two

589
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 2: and three months, you're still in two.

590
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: You haven't completed too if the number two, So then

591
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: but think about it, right, think about it. When you're born, right,

592
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: you're born zero, Yeah, but then you turn one, you

593
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: turn one, you've already done a year.

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00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: You completed zero though, but you haven't you've done nine months. Okay,

595
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 2: moving on, I think I'll go Yeah, is this a

596
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: win for me? Jess, No, she's shaking head.

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00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: The other week we talked about the bedtime routine of Lola.

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00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: It's a little bit different, a little bit unique. Many

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00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: steps involved. Parents have reached out on our Instagram account.

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00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: So the parents have reached out via our Instagram account

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00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: with some of the behaviors of their own children when

602
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: it comes to bedtime, and that Instagram account is what

603
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: At Two Doting Dads, we will read out some of

604
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: the bedtime routines from other parents listening to this podcast.

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00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: This one is Sam Ash and she says, our oldest

606
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: will sleep on the floor while the youngest wind's down.

607
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: Both beds are in the same room. How's that the

608
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: oldest will sleep on the floor that doesn't go for

609
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: his bed. I'm guessing it to a heat because sounds

610
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: like a boy problem. Well, the other one winds down

611
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: or in bed?

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00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, just anywhere on the floor. I don't know, Sam,

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00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, please give us more information.

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00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: I don't know where on the floor.

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00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, but weird either way? Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sam,

617
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 3: kids are weird. We get said about our own kids.

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00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 3: We can't say that about the listeners kids. Okay, okay,

619
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Speaker 3: that's great that your kid's not weird.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, guys, Okay. This one's from Ashley. We have to

621
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 2: go outside to see them. It's an excuse to use

622
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 2: his little moa versure.

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00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good from She has five songs that

624
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 1: they have to play in a certain order or they'll

625
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: get yelled at. Having a kid is like having a

626
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: really bad boss. All right. This one's from Emma.

627
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: My daughter violently shakes her head from side to side

628
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 2: until she falls asleep.

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Speaker 1: She's done this since she was a newborn. You have

630
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: a friend who did they get tested? No, but she

631
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,920
Speaker 1: got kicked out of dance class. There's something yarn on there.

632
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,839
Speaker 1: I know you have lots to look forward to. Mel

633
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: I have long acrylic nails. I have to do scratchees

634
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: on his back until he's comatose. That's gonna He's going

635
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: to grow into a weird kink. That's true.

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00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 2: That's not even a joke. That's a concern. I love

637
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 2: a good scratchy exhibit a. Ellie's like, I used to

638
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 2: do that when you're a kid. Now you're freaking.

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00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's me in a moment where I've been sitting

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00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 1: on the couch and my mom has been like, do

641
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 1: you a little scratchy? And I'm like yes please, and

642
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: Laura and Laura has come in and I'm like getting

643
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 1: my hair tickle by my mum. As I'm a thirty

644
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: seven year old man on the couch and hates j

645
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: what's a head job?

646
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 2: John says? Three year old gets too? These are ridiculous

647
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 2: gets two sleep token songs to head bang two before

648
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 2: as the time of his life.

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Speaker 1: We're our own worst enemy. We let him get away

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00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: with this ship and his parents were like, why wouldn't

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00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: they sleep? Question question for you, Ash. This is off

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00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: the back of taking some flights with the family. Also

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Speaker 1: off the back of something I saw on TikTok an

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Speaker 1: Amish family on an aeroplane. What is the right seating

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00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 1: configuration for a family of four on a domestic flight?

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00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: Domestic flight? So we're talking three and three, OK, just

657
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: running through it, not a rex and it's like two

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00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 2: and two now they have gone to liquidation. So he's

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00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 2: the right word.

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00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: Mom, two parents, two kids, two parents, and let's say

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00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: the kids age between like two and six, so they

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00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 1: have their own seats because pre two they don't get

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00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: a seat. Correct, that's pretty straightforward. What is what is

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Speaker 1: the right answer? Here? Ash? The right answer?

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Speaker 2: How do you in April fly? The window seat is

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Speaker 2: the child windows yep. The middle seat is another child.

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Speaker 2: There's two children, yep, these basic maths. The third seat

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Speaker 2: is one parent. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm not liking this, but go on. And then there's

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Speaker 1: a fourth seat, which is across the aisle. Is the

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00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: other parent. What is that wrong? You did you even

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00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: draw it?

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00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: No?

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00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 1: I get it, it's wrong. Okay, it's wrong. Is that

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00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: what we should go?

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00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 2: Go?

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00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: Okay, go the way I fly? Ash? The way I

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Speaker 1: fly seems to be a lot, which this is the

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Speaker 1: best way you go? Window child, Yeah, okay, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. Next one across middle seat is

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00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: the parent. Okay. Now either in front or behind you

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00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: follow that same configuration child parent child parent, okay.

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00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 2: And so you're on the same side. It's evenly distributed.

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00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 2: But then there's a stranger. That's fine, Is it fine?

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00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: I don't want my kids sitting there strangers.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're in the middle. You're in the middle,

687
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 1: your kid is in the window. You're protecting the child

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00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: ash But it means that you know, if you need

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00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: any snacks, any coloring in pencils, any toys, you can

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00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: just pass it in front. Okay, I get it.

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00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna look, I'm not. This is where we're different.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to shut you down like you shut

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00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: me down.

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00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: But who's going to be like that that works? Who

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00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: is the parent? Who is the parent that gets this

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00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: in the eye of himself? They're the utility now hear

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00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: me out. They're the utility parent. What that mean?

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00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 2: They carry the bags on, They get anything the kids

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00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: need from the overhead locker without inconvenience the kids at

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00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,320
Speaker 2: the time. All right, both parents are on the outside. Okay,

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00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 2: so they can go right toilet, take a child to

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00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 2: the toilet, while the utility.

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00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: Parents slides over.

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00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 2: In the meantime, midway through the flight, after a meal,

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Speaker 2: perhaps there's a switch the other parent becomes a utility parent.

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00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: Do you know who the utility parents should be the strongest?

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00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: Do you know why? So they can get the things

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00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: up and down from the big thing at the top

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00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: when you travel with kids. Let me finish and then

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00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: you get off the plane.

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00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 2: The strong parent carries all the shit off the plane

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00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 2: while the other parents.

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00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: So let's just get this straight. You don't think April

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Speaker 1: is strong enough to reach up above it. Plenty strong,

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00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: my god, to get something out of the overhead locks.

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00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: There's plenty strong. She's not tall enough. Don't you shame her.

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00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm not high shaming. She can't control that. It's like five',

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Speaker 1: seven she's like five to.

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Speaker 2: Four, stumpy little, arms, stumpy a little really strong. ARMS

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Speaker 2: i just, think, okay you if we're here's another thing.

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Speaker 2: Too if we go in your configuration and the strangers

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Speaker 2: in the, aisle anytime that kid needs to move or get,

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Speaker 2: out or someone needs to get something from the other,

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Speaker 2: head a stranger is.

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Speaker 1: Inconvenient we have a bag that's small enough to have

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Speaker 1: at your. Feet, well must be. Nice, Yes and and

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Speaker 1: we always do a wee before we go on the.

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Speaker 1: Plane get rid of the. Surprise predictable it's in our. Flight.

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Speaker 1: Surprise we what if a surprise UT i pops? Up.

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Speaker 1: Surprise let's. Okay if you're a parent and you're, listening

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Speaker 1: you have an. OPINION i want to hear it is

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00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 1: ash right or AM i? Right that's all? Right he's?

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Speaker 2: Right next, QUESTION i don't, Know i'm too fired. Up

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Speaker 2: listen From. Darcy would you RATHER a kids be the

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Speaker 2: dream all day and then nightmare bedtime? Routine OR b

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Speaker 2: kids be a nightmare all day but go to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Instantly can we need to fine? Instantly are we talking like?

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Speaker 1: Night let's go with. That, yeah, yeah, OKAY i THINK

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Speaker 1: i think the dream would be like a spot, book

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Speaker 1: like that length of, book just a, quick little express.

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Speaker 1: Book does have no. Flaps, NO i don't think anyone

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Speaker 1: does have flaps to just get ripped off by a,

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Speaker 1: small redheaded. Child if you are a parent of a

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Speaker 1: young child that hasn't ripped off the flaps of a spot,

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Speaker 1: Book i'd be.

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Speaker 2: CONCERNED i wouldn't roll that kid into the into a,

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Speaker 2: really really prestigious school because they've got their shit.

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Speaker 1: Together, Right, yeah that's unheard. OFHEAD i will go With,

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Speaker 1: god it's a tough. ONE i don't think you should

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Speaker 1: have to. CHOOSE i think at the, Moment i've kind

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Speaker 1: of got the kids being a nightmare all day And

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Speaker 1: i've got the nightmare. Routine, YEAH i would, say do

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00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 1: you know? What do you know WHAT i would? RATHER

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00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: i can? DO i have the patience to deal with

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00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: a nightmare child during the. Day, okay WHEN i get

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00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: to the end of the, day you, Know i'm out of.

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00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: Energy i'm. Exhausted to have them eat their dinner without

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00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: having to yell at, them without them getting off the

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00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: seat every two. Seconds they eat their own. Dinner they

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00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 1: don't argue when they go on the, bath they don't

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00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: argue when they go to. Bed oh that's. Good that's.

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00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: Bliss that is. Good that's.

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00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: Bliss, Yeah i'll just go to the airport a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Earlier CAN i just quickly say this took about four

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Speaker 2: hours to. REPORT i actually want to say something, else

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Speaker 2: AND i just do want to say. Something, YEAH i

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00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: want to just give a quick little shout out to

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Speaker 2: two people really quickly That i'm calling doting dad super

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00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 2: fans AND i didn't know.

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00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: This two Of apul's frank by the name Of ali And.

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00:41:55,960 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 2: Tania they listen to every episode they like and comment

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00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 2: and share on every video pretty much between the two of.

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00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: Them when you were in the, Jungle ali voted more

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00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: than twenty to thirty times every.

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Speaker 1: Day SO i just want to shout out to, them

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Speaker 1: say thank you have thet friends Of. April, yeah they're

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Speaker 1: like best.

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Speaker 2: Friends AND i didn't know this until yesterday And april was, like,

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00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: yeah do you know that they listen to every episode they.

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00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: Like and share all the videos AND i was, like no, way.

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Speaker 1: Blood SO i said THAT i would say thank, you thank.

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00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 1: You we love. You ali And Tanya Ali antonia don't

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00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:36,640
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