Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian o'connel show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I'll make various notes on napkins. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I write on my hand and stuff thought I might
Speaker 2: want to talk about on the show. Otherwise you just
Speaker 2: forget it right and there's nothing ready to add to this.
Speaker 3: But I just want to give credit worse to you.
Speaker 2: I've just written down here after watchingquit a bit of
Speaker 2: footy over the weekend, great comeback by the Bombers and
Speaker 2: then the DS game yesterday. Nathan Buckley brilliant commentator.
Speaker 4: I've loved the edition of Buckley on Fox.
Speaker 3: We're our sports show.
Speaker 2: But when someone's doing a really great job, I think
Speaker 2: it deserves calling out, and he's doing an amazing job.
Speaker 2: That is all I've got on that. I hope it
Speaker 2: gets back to him. But I think you're doing a
Speaker 2: great job there, mister Bucks. All right, So over the weekend,
Speaker 2: you know, we do more. Hopefully you're not working too much,
Speaker 2: bit less than Monday to Friday, and sometimes you do
Speaker 2: more with all the best intentions. You have good intention.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, you've still got to do a lot
Speaker 2: of extra housework and stuff like that. Today, I want
Speaker 2: to know who else like Jack, and I for reasons
Speaker 2: to share in a minute, is in the weekend foul
Speaker 2: club where you tried something and it just hasn't worked.
Speaker 3: If that's you, whether it's a big, reasons, more reason, medium,
Speaker 3: just more, give us a call.
Speaker 2: Why are you in the weekend foul club this weekend?
Speaker 3: Jack? What's happened to you?
Speaker 4: I have something that's still making me feel physically sick.
Speaker 3: What happened? Gordon?
Speaker 4: My new son, got sent a present to the radio
Speaker 4: station on Friday, and it was this cute little toy
Speaker 4: and book pack, all packaged up to look like a
Speaker 4: great This company called Riffraff who make the Teddies. Okay,
Speaker 4: lovely gift. He's already, I said last week. He's already
Speaker 4: got so many toys and books and stuff. So I thought,
Speaker 4: you know what. My next door neighbor just had a
Speaker 4: baby and they're bringing him home from the hospital today.
Speaker 4: I'll be the first person to give him a gift
Speaker 4: and I'll leave it on their doorstep.
Speaker 3: They've got to say nicely done.
Speaker 4: Which I did. They sent me a photo of the
Speaker 4: Teddy last night and it has Gordon embroidered.
Speaker 3: That's worse the tag being attached to it. Jack Jack,
Speaker 3: and we're not.
Speaker 4: We're not im so close with them that it is
Speaker 4: a funny thing to laugh.
Speaker 2: Not just that right, they will tell everyone they know. Right,
Speaker 2: they will tell everyone they know who will tell everyone
Speaker 2: they know. We're about a marketing team about to launch
Speaker 2: a brand new marketing wave. Cancel it because the big
Speaker 2: just talking town is right. If you regifted a baby.
Speaker 4: Toy, I don't even like.
Speaker 2: Remember a couple of weeks ago where you and I
Speaker 2: said off fair about someone who'd they regifted something at
Speaker 2: a wedding tight wedding gifts, and someone just put the
Speaker 2: original they'd regifted someone.
Speaker 3: They had the tag on it with somebody else's name on.
Speaker 2: I should have liked, And we were like, oh, they
Speaker 2: couldn't spend ten seconds just putting the tag off for checking.
Speaker 4: But I did. I look over the card and I
Speaker 4: gotta get rid of the card. But the teddy was
Speaker 4: in the box. I should have opened up the box.
Speaker 4: He's tummy was eloy.
Speaker 3: What did you apply to the message I had?
Speaker 4: I was going to say, I was going to say,
Speaker 4: they is Gordon and it's named after our baby.
Speaker 3: And I thoughtful bag story.
Speaker 4: You just have to admit sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, does your wife know you did? Yes?
Speaker 4: And now we're now we're going to make them lasagnia
Speaker 4: this week.
Speaker 3: And get move on. In fact, move house.
Speaker 4: The only way out of this really is to move house.
Speaker 4: You're right.
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Speaker 3: Jack's story is so.
Speaker 2: Horrific, And I think, if we're honest, most of us
Speaker 2: have regifted. All right, most of us have regifted. But
Speaker 2: when you're caught out, so have.
Speaker 3: You just tuned in?
Speaker 2: Please tell them again? I hope it's not too painful.
Speaker 2: This is awful and the worst thing for all Jackie
Speaker 2: boy is he's been caught out regifting. And they're the
Speaker 2: neighbors that you're next door to your crime.
Speaker 4: I'd want to avoid them. Are all cops casts all week?
Speaker 4: And I was looking at my window to see if
Speaker 4: they were walking.
Speaker 3: The basis of a sitcom, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Essentially? My son Gordon, who's seven weeks old, got sent
Speaker 4: a teddy in a box that was all boxed up
Speaker 4: and gift wrapped by this company called riff Raff. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much for sending it.
Speaker 3: But I thought I might need another one now.
Speaker 4: I thought I would take advantage of a perfectly hey wrapped.
Speaker 3: What's the neighbors could called.
Speaker 4: His name's Lonnie riff Raff.
Speaker 2: You've got the address. You want to know a couple
Speaker 2: of cheeky few plugs Lonnie l.
Speaker 4: O N N I E. That would have saved me
Speaker 4: a lot of hassle.
Speaker 3: There you go, there's an easy way to get out
Speaker 3: of this. I put.
Speaker 2: They must hand over the evidence, all right. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell them there's better not be any copies of this
Speaker 2: because they've got photos they'd be sharing all their friends.
Speaker 3: The guy next door on the radio regifted so.
Speaker 4: Over the weekend, I gifted them this teddy, not realizing
Speaker 4: that had Gordon embroidered on the front.
Speaker 2: I've just seen the photo. It's like a blanket attached
Speaker 2: this beautiful little cuddly toy in big letters, says Gordon.
Speaker 2: All right, so it's such a bad story of being
Speaker 2: caught out regifting. I think, actually, we ditch your weekend fail.
Speaker 2: We're onto biggest territory here now, we're big game hunting.
Speaker 2: I just want to hear about the stories about being
Speaker 2: caught out. Being caught out, whether it's in a lie
Speaker 2: or something is awful, isn't it. It's stay with you
Speaker 2: that on your soul. You can be having a really
Speaker 2: nice time and all of a sudden, it's like your
Speaker 2: subconscious bubbles up. Hey, what about that time when you're like,
Speaker 2: oh God, why now?
Speaker 4: It's one of those feelings that each morning this week weekend,
Speaker 4: as I've waken up, I've gone, why is there something
Speaker 4: wrong in the world?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the implied teddy teddy, the neighbors. You know you're
Speaker 3: going to see them today, all can't? You can't.
Speaker 2: I will be going to see them. I remember about
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago, when iPads was still quite a thing.
Speaker 2: In facts, probably a bit older than fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I was sent one of those little iPod minis, right,
Speaker 2: and I had an iPod and.
Speaker 3: I thought, oh, it's so my nephew's birthday coming up.
Speaker 2: Until his time, I'll give that to him, right, And
Speaker 2: it just was just like a little mini iPod, And
Speaker 2: so I sent it to him.
Speaker 3: And then the day after he went, oh was this
Speaker 3: sent to you? Uncle Chris? You're going, oh, if.
Speaker 2: He's asking that this kits on to me, he's got
Speaker 2: me on the life.
Speaker 3: He knows you look off the distance. I just scratching
Speaker 3: my chine on a divine bs. Oh. Jack, I go.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I got that because I was just
Speaker 2: it's engraved with your name.
Speaker 3: On the book.
Speaker 4: Remember me, I gave you that one?
Speaker 3: Oh your new one.
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Speaker 3: Hey Patsy, Yeah, I'm cale Arthur.
Speaker 4: Oh yes that's right. Thank you for putting me out
Speaker 4: of my misery.
Speaker 2: Patsy took us down a detail an hour ago about
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Speaker 3: All right, so we're talking about being.
Speaker 2: Caught out after Jack got caught out in it quite
Speaker 2: a way, quite a way actually regifting over the weekend,
Speaker 2: caught out by his neighbors, which is even worse.
Speaker 4: A regifted the teddy that I didn't know was already
Speaker 4: in the box with my son's name embroidered across the front.
Speaker 3: It's going to be my go to if anyone I
Speaker 3: ever hear someone talk about red Jack post. Let me
Speaker 3: tell you this story.
Speaker 2: That is a story ready to go now and you're
Speaker 2: going to see them this week. And there's going to
Speaker 2: be some awkward bants around it.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're on a mission now to get him a
Speaker 4: new present, and we're going to cook them on this awful.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it's good to send you, but
Speaker 3: it's just like it looks like.
Speaker 2: You're trying too hard. It underlines the original crime. All right,
Speaker 2: let's see your stories about being caught out on nine
Speaker 2: four one one four three Annie, good morning, and.
Speaker 6: Good morning Christian. I was actually the victim for one
Speaker 6: of a better word one Christmas. I was a present
Speaker 6: from an I should say ex system law and it
Speaker 6: was a gift tex from the body shop, which I
Speaker 6: gifted heard year before.
Speaker 3: That's up there with Jack's.
Speaker 2: Actually Oh my god, there's regifting and then giving them back.
Speaker 3: That's a power move. Do you think she did it
Speaker 3: on purpose?
Speaker 6: I'm not sure, but I was thinking opened. I thought,
Speaker 6: oh this is nice, and you know, two seconds later,
Speaker 6: hang on a kick, I gave it to their life.
Speaker 4: Yes, this looks familiar.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I remember my wife got me a shirt for my
Speaker 2: birthday and the following year got me exact same make, brand, size, color.
Speaker 7: And I just said nothing. It still hangs up next
Speaker 7: to to the same light and thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She called, that's great one. I'll give you pair tickets
Speaker 3: go to a gold class. I love that.
Speaker 5: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 6: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 2: We all heard about ex partners, haven't we? And that
Speaker 2: put an X sister in law. And let's go to
Speaker 2: James here. Good morning, James.
Speaker 5: Great, Christy, there you go.
Speaker 2: I'm good, you had a great weekend. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What is your story then of being caught out?
Speaker 5: Yeah? So right, used to work behind the taste culture
Speaker 5: and they used to they used to kind like a
Speaker 5: deli section at the front. I used to sell produce
Speaker 5: and flowers and things like that as well. At the
Speaker 5: end of the every day they throw out all the flowers.
Speaker 5: But they you know, they didn't sell, and they're chuckling
Speaker 5: in the dumpster at the back, which was right in
Speaker 5: front of my house.
Speaker 3: We can now just join the dot. So you're in
Speaker 3: the dumpster, so I'm in.
Speaker 5: Then used to get fresh flowers a lot of the time.
Speaker 3: I bet she did. Yeah, And so one.
Speaker 5: Afternoon I've plimbed out of this dumpster with a nice
Speaker 5: set of roses and looked up at my girlfriend who's
Speaker 5: across the road on the balcony with her arm soles.
Speaker 3: And you know me and on those long range tell.
Speaker 5: You for I'm looking like some lost dog in defensive.
Speaker 5: Flowers are.
Speaker 2: Bad. You're quite right. The flowers freshness isn't the problem.
Speaker 2: It's the fact that you're rummaging around like a little.
Speaker 3: Coyote there in the bin. Yeah, that's great one.
Speaker 2: I'm antously going to give you gold class double plastic
Speaker 2: k to go to a village cinemaus. Well done, James,
Speaker 2: great story. I don't know if anyone else has got
Speaker 2: any more stories about why you're in the dumpster, but
Speaker 2: my now new favorite phone in this week is going
Speaker 2: to be why were you in the dumpster? If you've
Speaker 2: got a story just about being in a dumpster, well
Speaker 2: I just want to know the first part, Why were
Speaker 2: you in the dumpster?
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