WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Regift

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them. Christian o'connel show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the weekend, I'll make various notes on napkins. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>I write on my hand and stuff thought I might

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about on the show. Otherwise you just

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<v Speaker 2>forget it right and there's nothing ready to add to this.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just want to give credit worse to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just written down here after watchingquit a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>footy over the weekend, great comeback by the Bombers and

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<v Speaker 2>then the DS game yesterday. Nathan Buckley brilliant commentator.

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<v Speaker 4>I've loved the edition of Buckley on Fox.

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<v Speaker 3>We're our sports show.

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<v Speaker 2>But when someone's doing a really great job, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it deserves calling out, and he's doing an amazing job.

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<v Speaker 2>That is all I've got on that. I hope it

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<v Speaker 2>gets back to him. But I think you're doing a

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<v Speaker 2>great job there, mister Bucks. All right, So over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we do more. Hopefully you're not working too much,

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<v Speaker 2>bit less than Monday to Friday, and sometimes you do

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<v Speaker 2>more with all the best intentions. You have good intention.

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<v Speaker 2>On the weekend, you've still got to do a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of extra housework and stuff like that. Today, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to know who else like Jack, and I for reasons

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<v Speaker 2>to share in a minute, is in the weekend foul

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<v Speaker 2>club where you tried something and it just hasn't worked.

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<v Speaker 3>If that's you, whether it's a big, reasons, more reason, medium,

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<v Speaker 3>just more, give us a call.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you in the weekend foul club this weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Jack? What's happened to you?

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<v Speaker 4>I have something that's still making me feel physically sick.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened? Gordon?

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<v Speaker 4>My new son, got sent a present to the radio

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<v Speaker 4>station on Friday, and it was this cute little toy

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<v Speaker 4>and book pack, all packaged up to look like a

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<v Speaker 4>great This company called Riffraff who make the Teddies. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>lovely gift. He's already, I said last week. He's already

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<v Speaker 4>got so many toys and books and stuff. So I thought,

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<v Speaker 4>you know what. My next door neighbor just had a

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<v Speaker 4>baby and they're bringing him home from the hospital today.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be the first person to give him a gift

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<v Speaker 4>and I'll leave it on their doorstep.

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<v Speaker 3>They've got to say nicely done.

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<v Speaker 4>Which I did. They sent me a photo of the

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<v Speaker 4>Teddy last night and it has Gordon embroidered.

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<v Speaker 3>That's worse the tag being attached to it. Jack Jack,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're not.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not im so close with them that it is

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<v Speaker 4>a funny thing to laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just that right, they will tell everyone they know. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>they will tell everyone they know who will tell everyone

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<v Speaker 2>they know. We're about a marketing team about to launch

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<v Speaker 2>a brand new marketing wave. Cancel it because the big

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<v Speaker 2>just talking town is right. If you regifted a baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Toy, I don't even like.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember a couple of weeks ago where you and I

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<v Speaker 2>said off fair about someone who'd they regifted something at

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding tight wedding gifts, and someone just put the

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<v Speaker 2>original they'd regifted someone.

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<v Speaker 3>They had the tag on it with somebody else's name on.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have liked, And we were like, oh, they

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't spend ten seconds just putting the tag off for checking.

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<v Speaker 4>But I did. I look over the card and I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta get rid of the card. But the teddy was

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<v Speaker 4>in the box. I should have opened up the box.

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<v Speaker 4>He's tummy was eloy.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you apply to the message I had?

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to say, I was going to say,

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<v Speaker 4>they is Gordon and it's named after our baby.

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<v Speaker 3>And I thoughtful bag story.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have to admit sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, does your wife know you did? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>And now we're now we're going to make them lasagnia

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<v Speaker 4>this week.

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<v Speaker 3>And get move on. In fact, move house.

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<v Speaker 4>The only way out of this really is to move house.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack's story is so.

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<v Speaker 2>Horrific, And I think, if we're honest, most of us

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<v Speaker 2>have regifted. All right, most of us have regifted. But

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<v Speaker 2>when you're caught out, so have.

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<v Speaker 3>You just tuned in?

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<v Speaker 2>Please tell them again? I hope it's not too painful.

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<v Speaker 2>This is awful and the worst thing for all Jackie

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<v Speaker 2>boy is he's been caught out regifting. And they're the

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors that you're next door to your crime.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd want to avoid them. Are all cops casts all week?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was looking at my window to see if

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<v Speaker 4>they were walking.

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<v Speaker 3>The basis of a sitcom, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Essentially? My son Gordon, who's seven weeks old, got sent

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<v Speaker 4>a teddy in a box that was all boxed up

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<v Speaker 4>and gift wrapped by this company called riff Raff. Thank

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<v Speaker 4>you so much for sending it.

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<v Speaker 3>But I thought I might need another one now.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought I would take advantage of a perfectly hey wrapped.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the neighbors could called.

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<v Speaker 4>His name's Lonnie riff Raff.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the address. You want to know a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of cheeky few plugs Lonnie l.

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<v Speaker 4>O N N I E. That would have saved me

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of hassle.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, there's an easy way to get out

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<v Speaker 3>of this. I put.

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<v Speaker 2>They must hand over the evidence, all right. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>tell them there's better not be any copies of this

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<v Speaker 2>because they've got photos they'd be sharing all their friends.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy next door on the radio regifted so.

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<v Speaker 4>Over the weekend, I gifted them this teddy, not realizing

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<v Speaker 4>that had Gordon embroidered on the front.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just seen the photo. It's like a blanket attached

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<v Speaker 2>this beautiful little cuddly toy in big letters, says Gordon.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so it's such a bad story of being

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<v Speaker 2>caught out regifting. I think, actually, we ditch your weekend fail.

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<v Speaker 2>We're onto biggest territory here now, we're big game hunting.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to hear about the stories about being

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<v Speaker 2>caught out. Being caught out, whether it's in a lie

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<v Speaker 2>or something is awful, isn't it. It's stay with you

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<v Speaker 2>that on your soul. You can be having a really

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<v Speaker 2>nice time and all of a sudden, it's like your

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<v Speaker 2>subconscious bubbles up. Hey, what about that time when you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh God, why now?

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of those feelings that each morning this week weekend,

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<v Speaker 4>as I've waken up, I've gone, why is there something

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<v Speaker 4>wrong in the world?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the implied teddy teddy, the neighbors. You know you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to see them today, all can't? You can't.

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<v Speaker 2>I will be going to see them. I remember about

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years ago, when iPads was still quite a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>In facts, probably a bit older than fifteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sent one of those little iPod minis, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and I had an iPod and.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, oh, it's so my nephew's birthday coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>Until his time, I'll give that to him, right, And

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<v Speaker 2>it just was just like a little mini iPod, And

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<v Speaker 2>so I sent it to him.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the day after he went, oh was this

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<v Speaker 3>sent to you? Uncle Chris? You're going, oh, if.

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<v Speaker 2>He's asking that this kits on to me, he's got

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<v Speaker 2>me on the life.

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<v Speaker 3>He knows you look off the distance. I just scratching

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<v Speaker 3>my chine on a divine bs. Oh. Jack, I go.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I got that because I was just

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<v Speaker 2>it's engraved with your name.

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<v Speaker 3>On the book.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember me, I gave you that one?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh your new one.

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<v Speaker 1>God the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Patsy, Yeah, I'm cale Arthur.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes that's right. Thank you for putting me out

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<v Speaker 4>of my misery.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy took us down a detail an hour ago about

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<v Speaker 2>what the uncle was called in the TV show, but

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<v Speaker 2>which you should have been there are for six the

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<v Speaker 2>fun we have while you're all sleep in Melbourne. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much, Sisten Benjamin Dodds working hard as a

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<v Speaker 2>remote producer for us.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, so we're talking about being.

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<v Speaker 2>Caught out after Jack got caught out in it quite

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<v Speaker 2>a way, quite a way actually regifting over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>caught out by his neighbors, which is even worse.

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<v Speaker 4>A regifted the teddy that I didn't know was already

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<v Speaker 4>in the box with my son's name embroidered across the front.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to be my go to if anyone I

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<v Speaker 3>ever hear someone talk about red Jack post. Let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you this story.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a story ready to go now and you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to see them this week. And there's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be some awkward bants around it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we're on a mission now to get him a

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<v Speaker 4>new present, and we're going to cook them on this awful.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what it's good to send you, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's just like it looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying too hard. It underlines the original crime. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see your stories about being caught out on nine

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<v Speaker 2>four one one four three Annie, good morning, and.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning Christian. I was actually the victim for one

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<v Speaker 6>of a better word one Christmas. I was a present

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<v Speaker 6>from an I should say ex system law and it

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<v Speaker 6>was a gift tex from the body shop, which I

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<v Speaker 6>gifted heard year before.

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<v Speaker 3>That's up there with Jack's.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually Oh my god, there's regifting and then giving them back.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a power move. Do you think she did it

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<v Speaker 3>on purpose?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure, but I was thinking opened. I thought,

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<v Speaker 6>oh this is nice, and you know, two seconds later,

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<v Speaker 6>hang on a kick, I gave it to their life.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this looks familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember my wife got me a shirt for my

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<v Speaker 2>birthday and the following year got me exact same make, brand, size, color.

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<v Speaker 7>And I just said nothing. It still hangs up next

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<v Speaker 7>to to the same light and thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>She called, that's great one. I'll give you pair tickets

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<v Speaker 3>go to a gold class. I love that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh brilliant.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>We all heard about ex partners, haven't we? And that

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<v Speaker 2>put an X sister in law. And let's go to

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<v Speaker 2>James here. Good morning, James.

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<v Speaker 5>Great, Christy, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, you had a great weekend. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>What is your story then of being caught out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? So right, used to work behind the taste culture

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<v Speaker 5>and they used to they used to kind like a

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<v Speaker 5>deli section at the front. I used to sell produce

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<v Speaker 5>and flowers and things like that as well. At the

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<v Speaker 5>end of the every day they throw out all the flowers.

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<v Speaker 5>But they you know, they didn't sell, and they're chuckling

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<v Speaker 5>in the dumpster at the back, which was right in

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<v Speaker 5>front of my house.

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<v Speaker 3>We can now just join the dot. So you're in

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<v Speaker 3>the dumpster, so I'm in.

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<v Speaker 5>Then used to get fresh flowers a lot of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet she did. Yeah, And so one.

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<v Speaker 5>Afternoon I've plimbed out of this dumpster with a nice

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<v Speaker 5>set of roses and looked up at my girlfriend who's

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<v Speaker 5>across the road on the balcony with her arm soles.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know me and on those long range tell.

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<v Speaker 5>You for I'm looking like some lost dog in defensive.

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<v Speaker 5>Flowers are.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad. You're quite right. The flowers freshness isn't the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the fact that you're rummaging around like a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Coyote there in the bin. Yeah, that's great one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm antously going to give you gold class double plastic

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<v Speaker 2>k to go to a village cinemaus. Well done, James,

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<v Speaker 2>great story. I don't know if anyone else has got

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<v Speaker 2>any more stories about why you're in the dumpster, but

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<v Speaker 2>my now new favorite phone in this week is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be why were you in the dumpster? If you've

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<v Speaker 2>got a story just about being in a dumpster, well

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to know the first part, Why were

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<v Speaker 2>you in the dumpster?

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