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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Jack, good morning and a very warm return

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Speaker 3: and welcome to the Queen of Radio in Australia, Patria Jones.

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Speaker 3: It is lovely to have you back.

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Speaker 2: What a beautiful welcome back is it's bad to be

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Speaker 2: good to be back. You're talking well, doing well.

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Speaker 3: She's drunk the gas back. How are you, Patsy? How's

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Speaker 3: your dad? You've been going through quite a lot of

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Speaker 3: social dadies. Love to have you back. People have been

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Speaker 3: very every day people have been messaging us asking when

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Speaker 3: you're coming back and how are you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's so sweet and thanks everyone for the messages.

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Speaker 2: He's he's doing okay. We're getting there every day. He's

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Speaker 2: getting stronger. So yes, we'll just stick in for the

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Speaker 3: Yes, he's good now on have been away. A couple

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Speaker 3: of glaring errors have appeared in our friend Jack posts

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Speaker 3: lack alarming lack of knowledge about anything to do with babies.

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Speaker 3: On this show two days ago, Patsy I asked him

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Speaker 3: about amniotic fluid. He thought it was a trick question.

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Speaker 4: Would you know when the water breaks what the water

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Speaker 3: Did you ask a moment? Who's a mom? I mean,

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Speaker 3: that is the worst kind of man's blaming. Well, would

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Speaker 3: you even have known what it was? Lady who has

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Speaker 3: pushed a kid out? Of course I know what it is?

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Speaker 4: Why defense Patsy's I've got plenty of time. The baby

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Speaker 4: doesn't come till marsh next to year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, half play true.

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Speaker 4: I've got so much time to learn this stuff. And

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Speaker 4: now I know amniotic fluid. I'll never forget that now

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Speaker 4: because I was publicly shamed on this show.

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Speaker 3: Do you intend to read any of those sort of

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Speaker 3: baby books, like getting to Know Baby or What's Happening?

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Speaker 4: Maybe I can do an audiobook first?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said there were lots of good pop up

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Speaker 3: that what's just come out of mummy's tummy. Maybe you

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Speaker 2: Way to the birthing classes because you'll have to do those.

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Speaker 4: You know my friends did one, and because obviously at

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Speaker 3: Dull leather couples that are trying to sort of become

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Speaker 4: See, I don't want to be forced to be friends

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Speaker 3: Actually, you have to go out, you have to have

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Speaker 4: Are you still friends with any of those guys?

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Speaker 3: I bet not. No one of the about once a

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Speaker 3: This guy's been trying to kick my daughter's now set.

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Speaker 3: I meant eighteen years ago, but yeah, you will, I

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Speaker 3: Someone knitted something that goes off the top of a teapot.

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Speaker 3: And she goes. I went, and I said, because I

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Speaker 4: And so was there a knitted baby that came out

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Speaker 3: see if there any online to buy for you, Jack,

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Speaker 3: How is Bianca your wife at the moment?

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Speaker 4: She's really popped now? Actually so just past twenty weeks

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Speaker 4: on Friday, brilliant, I felt a kick. Oh, I forgot

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Speaker 3: It is incredible.

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Speaker 4: It's crazy. That was actually a huge changing moment because.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I was you you're so removed from

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Speaker 3: I literally almost took my hand away. It was a

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Speaker 4: I actually think I was like, yes, he's going to be.

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Speaker 3: Like Usty Martin the ground six sixty years Wow, what

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Speaker 4: That was last night? Yeah, you guys, did did you

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Speaker 4: have to take this thing like a pregnancy powder when

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Speaker 4: when you were pregnant, Patsy, that gives you all you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but everything's changed. Yeah, the stuff Jack was telling

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Speaker 4: It rocks the baby. Yeah yeah you have you tried it?

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Speaker 2: No, we didn't have it. We just had old school

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Speaker 4: Really thinking about plugging in the app and the app

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Speaker 3: Like he yeah, rude, await coming, oh computer, say no

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Speaker 3: But it's not for you. Yeah, but I don't need

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Speaker 3: that kind of mix. You don't need phone late right

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Speaker 4: It can't hurt to get it, can't hurt to get

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Speaker 4: vitamins into my body. You put the rotein, vitamin iron it.

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Speaker 3: It all feels like the start of an Adam Sandler movie.

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Speaker 3: Fast Forward is giving birth to tweets. I might write

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Speaker 8: Good morning, Steve, Good morning, Christian are gar mate.

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Speaker 8: How are I?

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Speaker 3: Now? You also work with Steve at Deluxe Design and Build.

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Speaker 3: You're the boss, But then Steve the boss is saying

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Speaker 1: Well ordered out.

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Speaker 3: I think there's no better way than to come on

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Speaker 3: there and do beat the boss. So how about this then,

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Speaker 3: not only to get to get the one thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: in cash, whoever wins is officially declared. We will declare it,

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Speaker 3: we will call it. You will be the boss. Oh

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Speaker 3: here you both accept those rules?

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Speaker 8: Yep?

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Speaker 3: soon as you know the answer, it's been coust It

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Speaker 3: hasn't worked. If you Steve, if you just shout out

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Speaker 3: your name and go Steve Boss. As soon as you

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Speaker 3: think you know the answer to the question, yeap, oh

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Speaker 3: John John, now Steve, but lovely, maybe thirty thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: wasn't the problem with this? And then Tim, guess what

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Speaker 3: go timboss, Timbo. That's it, straight away with it. Okay, guys,

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Speaker 3: you're ready to play Chris Master. You ready?

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 3: Question number one?

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Speaker 4: What type of beer is Victoria bitter?

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Speaker 3: Steve Boss, Steve Boss?

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Speaker 9: I need the bet?

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Speaker 3: Is a correct? Does it need to be like this

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Speaker 3: every day? As myself?

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Speaker 4: The next question is so easy. It would be impossible

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Speaker 4: for somebody to get this wrong. Remember, I don't write

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Speaker 4: the questions. Question number two, what color is the tennis ball?

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Speaker 4: Come on, Timbo, Steve Timboss, timbask good luck?

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Speaker 3: Come on, Timos, you can do it. Also, who the

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Speaker 3: What color is?

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Speaker 8: Nobody?

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Speaker 4: Anyone want to have a game?

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Speaker 3: Steve Boss?

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Speaker 6: Jeanette?

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Speaker 3: Great? Wrong answer if on was Jeanette Jaconi, it was

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Speaker 11: Then there is only one boss over a Deluxe Design bill,

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Speaker 3: Steve, you are the boss. It's official.

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Speaker 12: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: I'd like to thank all my followers and fans.

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Speaker 3: Tim's filthy and me some tennis balls today and just

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Speaker 3: Where can people find out more about you guys and

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Speaker 3: book you?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Tell me this right, I might be in the market

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Speaker 4: What you can get a fine for that?

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Speaker 4: Encouraging theft is such a like, So it's not the

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Speaker 3: You should new carties. You knew what you were doing.

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Speaker 4: That poor criminal had no choice. He's trying to better

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Speaker 3: Flaunting that car and the inside of it with an

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Speaker 3: Have you guys ever I thought you might know about it.

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Speaker 3: Has anyone experienced this? Have you been fined for having

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Speaker 3: I just don't want any any of our listeners having

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Speaker 4: Crazy.

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Speaker 3: Jackie Boys just giving me a complimentary Madonna fact that

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Speaker 4: Fact, Madonna is actually a great chess player with a

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Speaker 3: Wow, are we going to get this? For all the

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Speaker 4: Today, A dream of mine would actually be to play

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Speaker 3: I'm actually going to make it up that because I'm

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Speaker 4: To get good enough to be competitive against her.

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Speaker 3: Where it's not just a walkover and Jeanette gets crazy

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Speaker 4: So give me at least a year of training for

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she's always free on a Tuesday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: All right, you want me to organize a chess match

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Speaker 3: was a thing. He got fined for having his car

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Speaker 3: So one of those morning do you know anything about this,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what twenty meals is. I haven't got

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Speaker 3: a ruler with me.

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Speaker 12: I think two cimats.

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Speaker 4: It's about the thickness of your thumb.

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Speaker 3: But who's doing that as they lower their car window

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Speaker 3: and then walking off? It's bizarre. How do you know that, Ben,

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Speaker 3: you've been fined.

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Speaker 12: No, I've heard about it. I heard about a lot

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Speaker 12: we'd Actually my mum was filling out for a car

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Speaker 12: once and a cop walked past and said is your

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Speaker 12: car lock? And she said, no, I'm filling it up

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Speaker 12: and he goes, well, you can be fined for that,

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Speaker 12: and if you walk inside with your car unlock, you

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Speaker 12: can also be fined for that too.

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Speaker 3: So unlocking the car is now findable.

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Speaker 12: When you when you're filling up, but.

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Speaker 4: You can see your car. If your Robert tried to

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Speaker 4: tiptoe up to your car while you're filling up.

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Speaker 3: Its everywhere those seven and Evans and cow Texas. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's in public. Everyone can see someone get your card,

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Speaker 3: is driving it off?

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Speaker 4: What kind of Oceans twelve are they doing where they

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Speaker 4: can get into your vehicle without being detected in the

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Speaker 4: service station and.

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Speaker 3: Make a very public getaway.

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Speaker 12: No, oh sorry, I don't know. Just that's what That's

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Speaker 12: what happened when my mum was filling out.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks Ben, No worries Mark, Good morning, mind Christian?

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Good Mark? What do you know about this? How

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Speaker 3: many window down too low when you get fine? Apparently

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Speaker 3: it's two centimeters is the law?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I deserve that.

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Speaker 13: I'm not sure about that, but there's two other points

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Speaker 13: of silly points to go with it.

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Speaker 10: Well, then, was just.

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Speaker 13: Talking about it's true the insecure vehicle if you leave,

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Speaker 13: if you get into your vehicle while as idling and

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Speaker 13: leave it unlocked.

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Speaker 10: That you can be charged with an insecure vehicle.

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Speaker 3: And an insecure vehicle like it's my asslet big at

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Speaker 3: the moment, my booty feels really overloaded, right, you'd say something.

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Speaker 4: I always see you looking at the other Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Please are feeling very insecure at the moment.

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Speaker 8: The other one is you can be charged for not

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Speaker 8: being in control of your vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I think that's fair. I don't think one.

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Speaker 13: If you're passed on the side of the road and

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Speaker 13: just go around to the left hand side to check

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Speaker 13: something and your vehicle's idling and you're not behind us

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Speaker 13: in the driver's seat, you can be charged with a

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Speaker 13: non in control of the vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, all right, thank you very much all the detail.

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Speaker 8: Mark you boy, no worries to have a good day

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Speaker 8: on a brainer.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the question O Carl Show podcast yesterday.

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Speaker 3: On the show, we're saying, can you remember maybe a

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Speaker 3: couple of lines from a TV advert from your childhood?

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Speaker 3: And Jackie Boy remembered virtually word for word the advert

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Speaker 3: for Rufe Seal.

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Speaker 4: He's still on TV. I saw him this morning. What

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Speaker 4: the same an saying the same seal.

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Speaker 3: If you've got a copy that great and a seal

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Speaker 3: like that marketing your wears, he's the roof seal, He's

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Speaker 3: the seal from the root seal. Why wouldn't you just

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Speaker 3: stick with one advert forever? So, Jackie boy, your performance.

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Speaker 4: When your roof is getting lost between the lichen and

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Speaker 4: the moss, and your mortarersn't where it ought to be,

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Speaker 4: well give it back its old appeal with a visit

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Speaker 4: from roof Seal one three hundred and thirty six seven

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Speaker 4: O seven o Oh, when your.

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Speaker 3: Roof is getting lost, when your murder isn't where it

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Speaker 3: ort to be? Do you remember this patchy yes see

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Speaker 3: one three hundred and thirty six sevellos Patty haven't listened

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Speaker 3: to it. Here are just some of the amazing performances

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Speaker 3: we had yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Lou Beer will cand to you.

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Speaker 14: It ain't there, It ain't thirty two, dear Aunty.

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Speaker 6: Twenty two up McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: It's mac tonight, namely.

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Speaker 14: The Cromelious fagious chocolate.

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Speaker 4: Crome.

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Speaker 3: David smashes its chocopher.

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Speaker 8: Although I thought quitetically, I have to clean it quickly

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Speaker 8: with brain michel purpose, I cleaned up every surface, although

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Speaker 8: I thought quite.

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Speaker 1: Stickally, I had to clean it quickly with ray and

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Speaker 1: wipel purpose.

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Speaker 15: I cleaned up every service stop at the stop at

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Speaker 15: the curves to the right, look to the right, look

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Speaker 15: to the left, look to the west, look to the

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Speaker 15: right again.

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Speaker 3: Stop now. Luke called this yesterday. You did this tole

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Speaker 3: meo advert.

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Speaker 5: I don't speak a word of Italian, but it goes

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Speaker 5: something like lassa, mister Guando Beni cestozio eco fato.

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Speaker 3: We couldn't find it yesterday, right, We trolled you too.

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Speaker 3: We couldn't find it one of you the show ended,

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Speaker 3: you had work to do, went and found it for us.

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Speaker 3: So I didn't get an email from this person about

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Speaker 3: five o'clock. They spent the day, wasted their day time,

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Speaker 3: well spent radio in this show.

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Speaker 1: Thanks you, Helsa, missus, Grando be.

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Speaker 16: Crystal Ski and Benzio eco fato Petreo in.

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Speaker 3: A foreign language he knows no words of. And then

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Speaker 3: I always know one. You've given us a great show,

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Speaker 3: right because Huggy pops in and starts talking about and

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Speaker 3: riffing on what you can in with. He came into

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Speaker 3: the studio yesterday and started to tell us a story

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Speaker 3: about an advert he remembered from an advert that was

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Speaker 3: in black and white from the sixties, and I said,

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Speaker 3: please record it. I can't tell the story, do it

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Speaker 3: for us. Huggy, Hi Christian, it's Huggy.

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Speaker 17: I just wanted to tell you how much I liked

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Speaker 17: hearing people singing the old TV ads from when they

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Speaker 17: were kids. I remember one that was in black and white,

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Speaker 17: so I was a really little kid that It was

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Speaker 17: an ad for Kentucky Fried. It was an animated ad

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Speaker 17: about two little kids named Hugo and Holly. And I

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Speaker 17: know it all, but this is the back half of it.

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Speaker 17: And you'll go, said you go, and I said, no,

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Speaker 17: you go, And soon he was back with the pack

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Speaker 17: and then Dad hit the track. So we ate in

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Speaker 17: the back, feeling better inside. Our drive isn't funny. We're

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Speaker 17: that empty, Timmie, thank goodness for Kentucky Fried from the sixties.

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Speaker 18: And I said, no, you go, And so he was

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Speaker 18: back with the pack and then Dad hit the track, so.

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Speaker 3: We ate in the back, feeling bed inside. The ads

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Speaker 3: used to be so catchy, didn't he I mean, it's

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Speaker 3: first time I heard it, but I love it with

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Speaker 3: that Tommy, thank goodness, huge, He would have absorbed this

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Speaker 3: job with me.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember that the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What's Happened for the Weather? You know earlier we would

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Speaker 3: go I said, beautiful day, and I said, I reckon.

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Speaker 3: Dan Andrews does a rain dance. He knows we're all

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Speaker 3: eager to come out tomorrow. He's moved it forward, the

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Speaker 3: rain dance. It's got really grain Coldammy Melbourne, can you

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Speaker 3: call us to an advert you remember from your childhood?

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Speaker 18: Tammy can Hey, Christian, Jack and Patsy, it's Tammy here.

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Speaker 18: This is my ad I remember from the I think

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Speaker 18: it's the nineties. It's astray a post post packer ad

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Speaker 18: and it goes, that is a rapping West, money, a

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Speaker 18: rapping West. I've got a post pack deal up every can.

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Speaker 18: I got envelopes, boxes, bags and tubes and make it

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Speaker 18: real saff for gout, bubble wrapped two yo. When the

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Speaker 18: girl and gets roughed, they're tough enough, as planned to see.

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Speaker 18: They look smart and so do we don't wrap it

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Speaker 18: post pack it, yo, don't wrap it post pack it.

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Speaker 3: These are lovely. When we get these answer machine matches,

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Speaker 3: maybe turn the TV down. I could hear like a

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Speaker 3: quish show like a daytime quiz show. In the background,

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Speaker 3: they're like millionaire hot seat glass.

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Speaker 4: I got the idea that she was in an office

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Speaker 4: with somebody else on a call.

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Speaker 3: So many questions about that, Timmy, can you let us

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Speaker 3: know rabbing waste money, rabbing waste time? I got a

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Speaker 3: post packing of it.

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Speaker 5: We can't.

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Speaker 1: I got envelops, boxes.

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Speaker 3: Bags, damn that.

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Speaker 19: When the golone gets roped.

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Speaker 3: It's plenty to see to say, look smart, and so

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Speaker 3: do we don't rap it? All right, Let's see what

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Speaker 3: Mickey Boy's got.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Christians, Mickey The jingle I remember from my childhood

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Speaker 6: in the eighties.

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Speaker 10: Is the Yogo ad, and it goes a little like this.

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Speaker 10: You can yogo anywhere you go.

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Speaker 9: You can yogo when it's hot, you can yogo when

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Speaker 9: it's lunchtime, and you can yog when it's not.

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Speaker 3: More like a strip back, friend, Mickey boy.

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Speaker 4: There you know when you hear William Shatner do rocketman

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Speaker 4: spoken word, Rocketman, give.

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Speaker 3: Yoga anywhere you go when it's you go, when it's

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Speaker 3: thank you very much, make for your umpugs.

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Speaker 1: One Stevie boy, there is only one patented stain remover.

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Speaker 15: I have one of the dirtiest husbands in not only Paramatter,

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Speaker 15: but all of New South Wales. When Stan comes home

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Speaker 15: with his fishing shirt on, with blood and gats and

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Speaker 15: grace off, the roug Wonder soap is the only product,

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Speaker 15: the only soap that gets rid of all those stains.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Steve, this is brilliant.

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Speaker 1: There's only one peyton and stain.

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Speaker 20: Remember I have one of the dirtiest husbands in Wow,

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Speaker 20: not only Parameta, I think you so Wales. When Steen

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Speaker 20: comes home with his fishing shirt on, with blood and

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Speaker 20: guts and grease off, the rod Wonder soap's the only product,

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Speaker 20: the only soap that'll get rid of all those staines.

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Speaker 3: Oh these are so good. We'll come back to the

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Speaker 3: next book.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Asking this morning, do you remember an advert from your

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Speaker 3: childhood TV advert? Can you call us up and perform it?

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Speaker 3: See how much you remember? It's amazing how many of

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Speaker 3: these adverts are still stuck in your heads If you

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Speaker 3: don't ask you the question today, did you even know

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Speaker 3: you still had this skill? It was still burrowed in

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Speaker 3: there nine four one four one oh four three Ian,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Ian.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Christian Jack Patsy doing We're good.

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Speaker 3: And welcome to the show. So what is the advert?

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Speaker 14: I've got the Banana song for you if you remember

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Speaker 14: ban No no no, no, no no no no no

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Speaker 14: no no, no, no, no no make this buddy. No

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Speaker 14: no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 14: no big those funnies no no no no, no no

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Speaker 14: no no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 14: no no no no, no, no, no, no funny thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the wrong one.

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Speaker 3: I think you did it better.

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Speaker 1: Let me sing.

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Speaker 3: Before there was baby sharp, there was this. This gets

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Speaker 3: in your head, isn't it. I'm not a quiet Sorry,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. I don't worry. We will hold it

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Speaker 3: against you and it's okay. Read in anywhere. Send your

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Speaker 3: prize well remembered. All right, take care, I have a

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Speaker 3: good day. Let's go to Sarah goome on. Sarah, good morning,

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Speaker 3: how are you. I'm good, Sarah, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for calling. So TV advert where we off to

664
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Speaker 3: the teas or nineties?

665
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Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm being honest. I'm not sure.

666
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 12: My dad used to sing this to me my sister

667
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 12: when we were kid that we didn't believe in. It

668
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 12: was a real ad, But it's the old tiktak ad.

669
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Speaker 14: He goes, put a ticktack.

670
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Speaker 6: In your mouth and get a bang out of life.

671
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 12: It's a clean, fresh explosion of mint.

672
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 19: Get up.

673
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: In the clean bread and floor.

674
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 8: Love me in your mouth and get a hornible lions

675
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 8: in the clean closure.

676
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 3: Love min.

677
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: In your mouth and get up.

678
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 3: Its basically saying the same thing slightly more aggressively. The

679
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 3: tone in that gets quite aggressive, doesn't it that? Put

680
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 3: it in your mouth and get explosion of mint. Just

681
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 3: put it in there? Why is it in there? Ready?

682
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 3: We told you earlier? Well remembered Sarah. We'll send your prize. Okay,

683
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 3: thanks to call him. Thank you.

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Speaker 14: Have a good day.

685
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 3: All right. We've got one final performance and then we

686
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Speaker 3: have to get into the news.

687
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Speaker 9: Peter, Yeah, gooday, Christian, how are you?

688
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 3: I'm good, Peter. I'm looking forward to this. So what

689
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 3: are you going to do for us today?

690
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,479
Speaker 9: I remember the old pick a part ad from when

691
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 9: I was a kid. Yeah, it was a ninety song.

692
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 9: It's a classic.

693
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 3: All right, if you got pecha in your own time,

694
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 3: all right.

695
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 9: Don't don't leave that car just sitting in the hepe

696
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 9: come to pick apart where everything's cheap. Second hand part

697
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 9: to a second hand car, from a door to a

698
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 9: wheel or a bumper bar, now pick apart. There's nothing

699
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 9: on the shelf because you bring the tools and you

700
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 9: do it all yourself. Check out the car for the

701
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 9: part that's right. You're sure to find it. There's hundreds

702
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 9: on site, and you strip.

703
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 8: The car for the part you need.

704
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 9: Pick a park, pick a part, pick a part.

705
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 3: A lot of lyrics and words in that.

706
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,719
Speaker 7: Don't leave that car just sitting there. The hate come

707
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 7: to pick up part where everything now secondhand parts for

708
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 7: the second hand cars, from a door to a wheel

709
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 7: or a bumper bar, now pick apart. There's nothing on

710
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 7: cause you're bring your tools and do.

711
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 3: It on yourself.

712
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 7: Check out the cars for the path that's right, You're

713
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 7: sure to find it. There's handles on site. Then you

714
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 7: stood at the car, but the parts you need. Cat

715
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 7: He kills this.

716
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 3: If anyone knows anyone of these neary adverts, whether you're

717
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: the voiceover guy, the singer in the choir of the

718
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 3: banana ones, I'd love to speak to them now to

719
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Speaker 3: find it where they are, or were you a jingle.

720
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Speaker 2: Rider well the voiceover guy for pick apart, was Sean Cosgrove.

721
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Speaker 3: Did he used to be when the original job he

722
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 3: used to do Brecky.

723
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Speaker 2: He was the MC at our wedding as well, and

724
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Speaker 2: a magnificent human being.

725
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: And he used back just what the floor there?

726
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: Then he used to be the voice of come on down,

727
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: remember that Jack the price is. I've got his number,

728
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: I'll get it for you.

729
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 3: We've got to get him on the show. So he

730
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Speaker 3: was the MC.

731
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Speaker 2: Yeah for our wedding, he was, Yes, but he was

732
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 2: a jock here for many many years. He did breakfast

733
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Speaker 2: with Jane Holmes for a time.

734
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Speaker 3: Yes, that is Unbelievaba, Patty, that's great. All right, we

735
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 3: got the news of what headlines coming up next. If

736
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Speaker 3: you've got any more of these, you can email them through.

737
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: You can record them for us at home and then

738
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: leave a message on our ars machine for us. You

739
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 3: can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot

740
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,919
Speaker 3: a youth. Thanks so much. He's been great.

741
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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

742
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Speaker 3: Yesterday, round about midday, I was waiting for my outside

743
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 3: of coffee shops, waiting for my chai late because that's

744
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 3: how I roll. Pretty wild and dangerous guy. When I'm

745
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 3: not doing the show. I was watching these four young lads, right,

746
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: We're just going up and down the pavement by this

747
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 3: sort of parade of shops. And they were that's what

748
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 3: it is, that's what it's to be happy. They were

749
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 3: on their bikes, right, and they were suggling up and

750
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 3: down and trying to do various bunny hops and stuff

751
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 3: like that. One that was going, I just can't get

752
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 3: enough air. I can't get high enough. It's a carbon

753
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 3: fiber bike. It should do. And it was really troubling him,

754
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 3: you know. And I was like looking at it, and

755
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop looking at them. Just I wanted to

756
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,480
Speaker 3: go and get my bike right and go where we got.

757
00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 3: It's gonna mess some stuff up, guys, go and kick

758
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,759
Speaker 3: over and wheel him in. I'm around an old man

759
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 3: at fifty two, you out man, right, They looked so happened.

760
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 3: I remember being that age, and they must have been

761
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 3: like eleven or twelve, right, And I remember being that

762
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 3: age and had my BMX bike and my mates had

763
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Speaker 3: their bikes as well, and that was it. I was

764
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 3: so happy then. We were. It was just me and

765
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 3: my bike and your mates, and you know, we we

766
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 3: ever you didn't even to talk that much. We'll just

767
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 3: cycle around, cycling into hedges, or I mean when we

768
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 3: found the slight cliff and went into a river. I remember,

769
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Speaker 3: this was really dangerous. Not in colleges. We would cycle

770
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Speaker 3: off the slight cliff and land in the river with

771
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 3: the bike. Nowadays, if my kids do not, I mean mortifying, right,

772
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 3: But do you remember just cycling around so on holidays

773
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 3: was just cycling around just on that bike.

774
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Speaker 4: For us, it was skateboards. But because sadly I couldn't

775
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 4: ride a bike for way too long. Mean, what do

776
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 4: you mean you know how you have your training reel?

777
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was not allowed those. Oh my dad

778
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: said to me that was weak. No, no, no, no.

779
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 3: What I had was no skin on my knees. It's

780
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 3: a very aggressive but short learning curve how to ride

781
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 3: a bike because there's no training wheels. He actually said

782
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 3: to me, there's no training wheels in lifetime. And so

783
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 3: I just had the bike. There's no training. Was kept

784
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 3: falling over, kept falling up foot. You know what, you're

785
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 3: just your knees. Would you just shrapnel from that old

786
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 3: sort of gravel they used to have. I used to

787
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 3: have that and then I don't know, but no training wheels.

788
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 4: Maybe that was my problem that I was on. I

789
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: was too comfortable with the training wheels because even in

790
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 4: primary school what.

791
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 3: I still needed primary school, I was able to ride

792
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Speaker 3: a bike.

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00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 4: This is shameful and it was it would have been

794
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 4: at the time if kids had known and I was

795
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Speaker 4: still on training wheels. And I remember one kid and

796
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 4: that ninety I didn't wear.

797
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 3: My nice made that wheel. If you're trying to gone

798
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 3: down ride a bike and you're wearing a ninety. I'm

799
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 3: just putting a profile here of the young Jack and

800
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: those wizards of being arranged at nights. I'm in the bedroom.

801
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 4: I remember being in the school yard before school one

802
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 4: day and Daniel Rodgers would ride his bike to school.

803
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 3: It's amazing these names you remember with traumatic incense that

804
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: are in our hurt lockers.

805
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 4: My memory of it, there's a crowd of people around

806
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 4: and Daniel Rodgers like skidded up to me and he said, Jack,

807
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 4: you can have a turn next time on you bike.

808
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 11: Wow.

809
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 4: I to pretend I knew I could ride without the

810
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 4: training wheel, so I had to pretend like, nah, Daniel,

811
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 4: you know, why not? Don't worry about it?

812
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 3: Man, and you put in an Italian accent to try

813
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 3: and start your way out of like a mama fin

814
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 3: were those streets are?

815
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 6: Huh?

816
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: That could coos a kid from number twenty two and anyway,

817
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 3: right this morning on a one wide phone. In bicycles,

818
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 3: anything to do with bikes, bicycles, whether it's injuries, Pats,

819
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 3: did you I imagine you were like in the local street,

820
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 3: I mean work girls, right. My dottles are good bikes.

821
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 3: They don't really they go off. All they do is

822
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 3: go off for walks and talk and talk and talk

823
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 3: and talk. Come home, call the friend they were just

824
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 3: talking to and talk and talk and talk. My child instament,

825
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: I'm just cycling on that flipping bike. We're very little

826
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 3: to say myself. Pattie, what would be your one word

827
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: story about bicycles.

828
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 2: Well, it's funny because Chris, my husband, always he wanted

829
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: to ragstar when he was I don't know eight or nine,

830
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 2: he did and one of his older brothers had one,

831
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,319
Speaker 2: had an orange one. Anyway, it suddenly disappeared just before

832
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: Christmas one year and he said to his dad, where's

833
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 2: Gregg's bike. Where's Greggs by?

834
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 7: Oh?

835
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was pinched from the local pool. So that

836
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 2: was all that was said, and then Christmas morning, this

837
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 2: bread well seemingly brand new green Dragstar turned up under

838
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,320
Speaker 2: the tree.

839
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Speaker 4: They'd rebirthed the bike well and Dad painted it.

840
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 3: Dad had painted it and that cheap sort of painted

841
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: flakes off with that. By the time he got the

842
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 3: prawns on the barbie, that beeds back to it's a

843
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 3: og color.

844
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'cyles show podcast.

845
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 3: One word Phone in Bicycles. Some of the happiest days

846
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,839
Speaker 3: of my life were on that BMX bike. Me the bike,

847
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 3: and my mates. That was it. I do remember that

848
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 3: before I had the BMX bike, Jackie Boy was just

849
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 3: sharing his bike. Shame about how he didn't learn to

850
00:38:57,440 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 3: ride without the training wheels quite while. I remember, you know,

851
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 3: racing bikes, okay, I remember all my mates had like

852
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 3: five ten fifteen gear bikes. My mom didn't want to

853
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 3: let my dad get me one with too many gears.

854
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: She was too worried because she was a nurse. She

855
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: was always worried that danger was everywhere. She was worried

856
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 3: that I would cycle onto a truck or something like that.

857
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 3: I had my first racing bike, only had three gears.

858
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 3: My mates goes, that got three gears, and I go no, no,

859
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 3: I lie to and I nudge it here and three

860
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 3: becomes six, nine, twelve, fifteen. So yeah, it just looks

861
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: like three. But how come you can't keep up with

862
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 3: us because you know I don't like to go into

863
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 3: turbo mode fifteen? You guys want me to keep up

864
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,280
Speaker 3: once you get the power on this cruising?

865
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go fast out. I'm cruising.

866
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 3: All right, bicycles. Let's see what you got this morning, Gary,

867
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,760
Speaker 3: Good morning, yes.

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Speaker 10: Good morning all. I'd like to tell you I've been

869
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 10: of a story about my twin sister and I. On

870
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 10: Boxing Day we received bikes for Christmas. I've received the

871
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 10: ten speed racers. She got a girly boy. We decided

872
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 10: to swap. My other mom said don't go up near

873
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 10: the station because of a ramp, and it's quite stupid.

874
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 10: What would we do? Disobeyed mum's orders and what she

875
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 10: ends up smashing in and the fence going over a

876
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 10: ten fence, ended up with prickles all over, and I

877
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 10: ended up with no bike.

878
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: Oh she totaled your bike?

879
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, she she snapped the frame and bent the forks.

880
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 3: Oh my God, how many toys get broken? Boxing? Di,

881
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 3: I reckon is the prime day for injuries and toys

882
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: bey broken, isn't it? I reckon? There'd be doctors and

883
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,439
Speaker 3: nurses listeners right now going, yeah, you know, I see

884
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 3: you know, people coming in with injuries on boxing day

885
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: must be huge. Yeah, Gary, I can imagine the scenes now.

886
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 3: It even feels like one of those episodes of like

887
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: Lassie you know where straight away in the opening beat,

888
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 3: you know, don't go up there, whatever you do, don't

889
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 3: go at the train that they're going by that train.

890
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: There's a ramp there that you know they're going up

891
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 3: there by the biot. Ten minutes time, Gary, thank you

892
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: very much, you call mate.

893
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 10: No aries enjoyed the work, guys, thank you.

894
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:00,760
Speaker 3: Good morning.

895
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 6: Hey Christian, how am I?

896
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 3: I'm good buddy? So bicycles? What does that mean to you?

897
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: What's your story?

898
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 6: When I was two year old, my sister was thinking me,

899
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 6: I was on the back and we've hit a pump

900
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 6: in the road, and yeah, ended up my big toe

901
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 6: ended up getting caught in the proper in the chain.

902
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 6: And yet now I've only got nine toes.

903
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 3: Graying no, you lost a toe?

904
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 4: Yes, which one's gone?

905
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 8: I am my big toe, the thumb of the folk.

906
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 3: You need the big toe.

907
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, but my.

908
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,280
Speaker 6: Little toes have sort of bent over their br CPPERD

909
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 6: so they.

910
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 3: Compensatedly got hobbit feet there. Wow, you don't get like

911
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 3: a technology these days and not like put a little

912
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: pretend one or.

913
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 4: Mechanical one.

914
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 10: Forty one years ago.

915
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is unbelievable. See only got nine toes. Yeah,

916
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 3: did you keep it like a psycho?

917
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:10,919
Speaker 10: Ackli? Yeah?

918
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 3: Great, look that Yeah, that's amazing. Craig, thank you very much.

919
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 3: A cool no Risian, thank you very much. How many

920
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 3: people got injuries from dinking? You know when you think

921
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 3: about it now, it could only end badly.

922
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 4: It was only two years old. Who thinks a two

923
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 4: year old lit?

924
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: Two old's basically a toddler, you knowinking? Tomorrow's show do

925
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 3: you have a missing digit? Because if you've got a

926
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Speaker 3: missing finger or toe, you want to have a story

927
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Speaker 3: about why you no longer have that part. So tomorrow's

928
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: show Friday called us up, do you have a missing digit?

929
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 3: And why? All right, let's say one more than about bicycles.

930
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 3: One word phone in this morning Robbie.

931
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Speaker 10: Boy, good morning, yeah, good morning guys.

932
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good, Rob, Welcome to the show. So bikes,

933
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 3: what's it for you?

934
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Speaker 21: Yeah, listen when I was looking down and say they

935
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Speaker 21: step playing years ago, I was riding thinking a friend

936
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Speaker 21: of mine who was facing me. He was standing on

937
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:09,959
Speaker 21: the on the front of the bike. Anyway, We're riding

938
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 21: up this real steep hill, and realized all of a sudden,

939
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 21: I'm not going to make this, and we started going backwards.

940
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 21: And when we went backwards, he actually set off the bike,

941
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,360
Speaker 21: landed on the front tire, and because we're going backwards,

942
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 21: he come towards me and he lost skin off his

943
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 21: nether regions.

944
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:41,959
Speaker 3: Very extreme waxing going on. Oh that's that's going to chafe,

945
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 3: isn't it. Oh it's very sensitive skin as it is.

946
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 3: It's not only strong skin down. Were literally scar and boy,

947
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 3: not just physically right.

948
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 4: But you would never go near a bike again.

949
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, ANYI saw a bike, you get the pains?

950
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 21: He hap to him.

951
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 10: Oh we ended up in hospital?

952
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 21: Did he command? All right?

953
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 7: Yeah?

954
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 3: Lord? Wow? I mean what do they how do they

955
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 3: repair that? Can you have grafts or.

956
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 5: Now?

957
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 3: Shape balls? And to see what Dr Google returns to me.

958
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for asking, Rob, He made it the right way,

959
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 3: utter silence and confusion. What does it want?

960
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

961
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 3: What a great news story this week? Have you heard

962
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: about the Big Chris? Recently on this show we were

963
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 3: talking about Australia's love and rightly so off constructing various

964
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: big things all over Australia've got the Hero and Victoria.

965
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,959
Speaker 3: Every state has got their big thing. Have you heard

966
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 3: about though, the Big Chris. This is a huge statue

967
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: of Chris Hemsworth in a small regional town in New

968
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 3: South Wales. Someone listened to the news this week.

969
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 7: Tiny town of Cawer and Country, New South Wales is

970
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 7: trying to put itself on the map by enticing one

971
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 7: of our biggest homegrown Hollywood stars.

972
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 2: An online petition to get Chris Hemsworth to Cara has

973
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,439
Speaker 2: fast become the talk of the town.

974
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. They made a pitch video to Chris Hemsworth saying

975
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 3: they would construct a giant Chris Hemsworth, the Big Chris.

976
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 9: Now.

977
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: I don't know if the good people of Karen know

978
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 3: that basically big versions of people are called statues. We

979
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 3: have them in London. There's a massive one of Winston Churchill.

980
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 3: We haven't called it the Big Winston. It's called a status.

981
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 4: If I was in London, I would go see the

982
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: Big Winston, would see a statue.

983
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 3: A statue. Anyway, here's some of the pitch video.

984
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 16: The Big Chris four stories tall, four stories tall, the

985
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 16: Big Chris four stories tall and a beer like spunk

986
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 16: and oler. This could make him really famous.

987
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 14: And what if he doesn't come, I.

988
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,919
Speaker 3: Will still build it. We'll just make him bald and fat.

989
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 3: Here's some more the pitch video got enough culture.

990
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 10: Him in and not culture.

991
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 16: We've got culture coming out the Clacker.

992
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 3: Not heard that about what you should come into a

993
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 3: certain area, but we've got culture coming out the Clacker.

994
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 3: But anyway, we have the Mayor of Cara on the line. Now,

995
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 3: good morning, we have Mayor Bill West. Welcome to the show.

996
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 8: Well in Christian and thank you for having on your

997
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 8: show and morning and your listeners in I hope funny, Melbourne, cloudy.

998
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 3: So it's a typical melder Mormon right now, tell us

999
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 3: about the Big Chris. This is incredible. So it's actually

1000
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 3: reached him. He loves the idea.

1001
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 8: That reached him very quickly, I think because it was

1002
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 8: released publicly week or so ago and we've got to

1003
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 8: him within a matter of days and he responded very

1004
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 8: very quickly. So it also picked up a lot of

1005
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 8: the national media and the Sydney, Sydney and New South

1006
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 8: Art media quite extensively as a as a good laugh

1007
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 8: and a good good promotion. And he obviously picked it

1008
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 8: up and came back, but it quickly. He said, you'd

1009
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 8: love to come, but there's going to be some interesting

1010
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 8: things about the four story statues and interesting and I

1011
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 8: think it's just maybe maybe we look at the statue

1012
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 8: of Winston Churchill and copy that somehow.

1013
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 3: The big Winston as we know in London Town, when.

1014
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 4: He can just get a replica of that and put

1015
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,839
Speaker 4: a thor hammer in his head and risk that's right?

1016
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so what has been the official word from

1017
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 3: Chris Hamsworth is he coming?

1018
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 8: The only official word we've had is by his social

1019
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 8: media where he's come back and said the great idea

1020
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 8: and he would love to come or will come to

1021
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 8: Cara next year after some of his international or overseas

1022
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 8: commitments commitments are completed. But on that there's no time,

1023
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 8: no date on that at all. So we're just now

1024
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,800
Speaker 8: I think Waking Waiting's sorry to work with him to

1025
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 8: work out when he might be able to come, and

1026
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 8: in the meantime don't come.

1027
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: That was straight to a straight up guy. We've done

1028
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 3: want to show he's a good guy. So the thing

1029
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 3: imagine Hamsworth comes right, what would you do? Right? You

1030
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 3: take him out for the night? Where would he where

1031
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 3: would you take him?

1032
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 8: Well, that's going to be an interesting question. And obviously

1033
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 8: there's the places you can go to take him, and

1034
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 8: not Low Melbourne, of course, there plenty place so we

1035
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 8: can go and take him. And we could take him

1036
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 8: down the river and barbecue by the river across or

1037
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 8: at to Wang the Dam, beautiful, beautiful Wang the Dam,

1038
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 8: the call the manly of the West, and some mares

1039
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 8: sit on the serious something of the beautiful Japanese gardens

1040
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 8: of course, but that we'll find something that you love.

1041
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 3: The idea and you just walk around these lovely little

1042
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,840
Speaker 3: because it's a beautiful place. What is about thirteen thousand

1043
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 3: people that you're in the.

1044
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 8: Mayor of AB's thirteen thousand people in the show about

1045
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 8: ten thousand people within the town the town.

1046
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 3: And you run the town. You know what it's like

1047
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 3: your law or the highway, right.

1048
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 8: I'd like to think that, but occasionally I run that one.

1049
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 8: I get told very quickly to go back to the

1050
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 8: farm and be quite a couple of days. Yeah, you

1051
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 8: know it works.

1052
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so are you aren'tually going to build the

1053
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 3: big Chris.

1054
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 8: You have to do it well well. The tourism guys

1055
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 8: who I think dripped this up some months ago, actually

1056
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 8: they did it, and it was part of the part

1057
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 8: of the COVID cabin fever Blues and it might have

1058
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 8: been Ladyship Night after a couple of glasses something. It's

1059
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 8: a genius idea, we have some of the like, such

1060
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,799
Speaker 8: a tremendous concept, and they had they had to wait till,

1061
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 8: you know, with COVID and the restrictions, had to wait

1062
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 8: till it was sort of appropriate in the road back

1063
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 8: for such that we could they could un and that.

1064
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 3: Was a big key part of the road out of

1065
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 3: this lockdown, wasn't it. When it's okay to construct giant

1066
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 3: versions of celebrity.

1067
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 4: Hairdressers Gym's then giant statue Marvel superheroes.

1068
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 8: The shortage of the ability to get a haircut and

1069
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 8: get be shaved, I think with a saver on the

1070
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 8: floor of the farber shop and enable a favorite of

1071
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 8: that it's gonna be a conversation. They will build a

1072
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 8: four story statue of I've got to do it.

1073
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 3: You know that phrase, If you build it, they will come.

1074
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: If you don't commit to this, he's not going to

1075
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 3: come here. You build that thing, you're calling him out.

1076
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 3: He has to turn up force. How much would it

1077
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: cost if you any quotes from builders?

1078
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,359
Speaker 8: But I think he would come because because the threat

1079
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 8: on the other end of it was a four storage statue.

1080
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 8: If he comes, but if he doesn't come, it will

1081
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 8: the statute will be short and bored and fact So

1082
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 8: I think it.

1083
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 3: Well, now you're talking Western Churchill, the big winning Yeah,

1084
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 3: he's not two choices win you.

1085
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 8: So yeah, yeah, so a little bit a little bit

1086
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 8: of leverage on in there, but I think I'm sure

1087
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 8: you can't we respected, but I'm sure we will find

1088
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 8: something of having a decent sized statue could put in

1089
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 8: a in a regionable part of the town. It could

1090
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 8: be on the back of the eagle. We've got a

1091
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 8: care across the Aboriginal name eagle on rocks, and we've

1092
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 8: got got a fairly big eagle sitting on rocks. You

1093
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 8: want about parks, so maybe we've put a statue on.

1094
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,880
Speaker 3: It looks like you can ride the Marvel character. You

1095
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 3: got the big eagle and the big grass. Are they

1096
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 3: working together the enemies? Probably?

1097
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Speaker 8: Probably in the days of global warming and zero emissions.

1098
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 8: We can put him on the four or back of

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00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 8: an eagle, which you'll solve your problems.

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Speaker 3: You don't know what the thought of seeing how on

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00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 3: the jack of a giant eagle. I'm coming to Carrol.

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00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 3: I don't know how it's worth it.

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00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 8: We're coming good, You're welcome, and we'll have a have

1104
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 8: a glass of Carra Carra red wine and a Cara

1105
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 8: lamp chop.

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00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 3: I don't think take Hamsworth those Japanese gardens. I hope

1107
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 3: that's extended to me too, not just a glass of

1108
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 3: mine there. But we want to go down change.

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00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 8: I will take you to Japanese gardens and England, the

1110
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 8: mainly of the West, and we will whatever your needs are,

1111
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 8: a game of cricket or a fishing or a.

1112
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 3: All of it sounds great.

1113
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 8: Glass of water, we'll find something.

1114
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 3: Thank you again, hut that offer about that complimentary gloss

1115
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 3: of tapwater to Hemo as well, Christy water from the

1116
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: Cowra springs.

1117
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 8: Our water is good it's not like it's not like

1118
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 8: a river. That river doesn't run upside there and that

1119
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 8: river runs on top property.

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00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,280
Speaker 3: All right, men Beale, thank you very much to specters.

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00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 3: We love this idea. Good luck building the Big Chris.

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00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 8: Thanks for you, Thanks for you interesting time and good luck.

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00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 3: Thank you well.

1124
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 1: Chris. You know Connell's show podcast, just.

1125
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 3: Hearing mayor Bill on the show then talking about his publicityday.

1126
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 3: I've got all over the world about their plans to

1127
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 3: build the Big Chris version of Chris Hemmersworth, little town,

1128
00:51:56,200 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 3: sixty thousand people, no actual connection to Chris hammers Worth,

1129
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 3: but look at the p are they getting for Cara.

1130
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 3: We've got him on a show in Melbourne on the

1131
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 3: sixteenth or September. We were trying to talk about having

1132
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 3: a big thing here in Melbourne, the Giant Shane Warn.

1133
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 3: Justin's idea of the Giant shame Warn and our vision

1134
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 3: of this is it is seriously cross legged like a wisebud.

1135
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 4: So when we build the Big Warning or whatever it is,

1136
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 4: he's going to be statue of any size.

1137
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,720
Speaker 3: Yes, some of the ones we had yesterday a giant

1138
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 3: Shane Warn.

1139
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,919
Speaker 4: Love that that's the front runner. Jackie Boy your vote

1140
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 4: goes to can I go past the giant shame warn.

1141
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 3: Taking the money back unless you say you vote for

1142
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 3: the giant. The giant fake it's on the modes. So

1143
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 3: this morning, I want to know. I think we need

1144
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 3: to They're not ready to build their Big Chris and

1145
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 3: we just jump the gun. It needs to be five

1146
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 3: stories high.

1147
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 4: If people didn't laugh at us a month ago, we

1148
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 4: would already be breaking ground on the Big Warning right now.

1149
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 3: Shame on you, Melbourne, shame on you. You really just

1150
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,479
Speaker 3: let us down this one. However, we can still get involved. Okay,

1151
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 3: we want to build. We want to move up plans.

1152
00:52:57,760 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 3: Now follow what we're going to call the Mega Worn

1153
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 3: all right, and here's what we need to know. Where

1154
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 3: should it be? Is he sat down cross legged like

1155
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 3: a Buddha. Okay, I've got another idea. I think he

1156
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 3: stood straddling the entrance to Port Philip Bay. He has

1157
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 3: one foot massive right, one foot point lonsdown. The other

1158
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 3: foot is on point nepean. You come under his legs

1159
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 3: to enter. Easy. Imagine that like historians will know about

1160
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 3: the Colossus of Rhodes that used to just stand. And

1161
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 3: that's what the Mega Worn is.

1162
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, not a lot of people.

1163
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 3: I just want to point out I'm not high right now.

1164
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 3: I've just had a vision. I have had a fever

1165
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 3: last week. Maybe it's at the something the system anyway,

1166
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,479
Speaker 3: Like I said, it's all working progres at the moment,

1167
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 3: where should the mega warm be? What is the cheapest

1168
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 3: material we can make it out of?

1169
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: Canny Helpers Christian Connell's show podcast.

1170
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: So we start to open up tomorrow and over the

1171
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 3: next couple of weeks, Melbourne is back. We need a

1172
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 3: pr gesture to show the world we are back. There's

1173
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 3: some thing wrong with Melbourne. We don't need to make

1174
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 3: it great again. It is great, It's always been great. However,

1175
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 3: a pointless mega version of Shane warn is what this

1176
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 3: city needs. I think.

1177
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 4: I didn't think it will be pointless at all, thank

1178
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 4: you joke.

1179
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: So at the moment, then this megaworn. Originally we were

1180
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 3: sort of early plans where he's crosslegged like a happy buddher. Yeah,

1181
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 3: I still like that, Okay, with a gift shop entrance

1182
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 3: in his crotch.

1183
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 2: They sell fines.

1184
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 3: And then you've gone for I've had a vision. I

1185
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 3: went to work today. This is how it happens, right,

1186
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 3: It just came to me. I still remember the in

1187
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 3: two hundred and sixty BC. The I think it was

1188
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 3: the Greek god of son Helios. The statue they made

1189
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 3: of him about the size of Statue of Liberty, the

1190
00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 3: Colossus of Rhodes, straddling the entrance to the city. And

1191
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,160
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, what the megaworn can do this in the

1192
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 3: ends of the porp Philip Bay. So he's got one

1193
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 3: foot point long Stown, the other one and point the

1194
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 3: pan Jackie boy. The width of those two is.

1195
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 4: So at the shortest point, if he was standing one

1196
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,759
Speaker 4: foot in Queen's Cliff one foot in port Sea, he'd

1197
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 4: be four kilometers spread across from foot to foot.

1198
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,759
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound impressive already, this is going to be

1199
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: worldwide news. Helicopters circling around his happy face.

1200
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 4: So depending on how much he's doing the splits.

1201
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 3: He's not doing the splits. I mean, he's not Jean

1202
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,479
Speaker 3: Claude fan down. But he needs to be stood wide

1203
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 3: enough where it's imposed.

1204
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 4: You're right, if he was doing the splits, then the

1205
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 4: boats would knock his crutch as if they would through them.

1206
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 3: Already, too much shout about warning his crushed to.

1207
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 4: So he would be about ten kilometers talk.

1208
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 3: And in his crutches a restaurant like all of those skydecks.

1209
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,360
Speaker 4: Wait, would take about four k's to get up to.

1210
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're just working progres drawn up plans, all right,

1211
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 3: So it's a pyramid that just the legs of warning.

1212
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 3: Yeah so you know what his body? Yeah, yeah, of

1213
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 3: course one just working out how big is his inside

1214
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:00,440
Speaker 3: leg going to be? Four k as well? Yeah?

1215
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: Four k on each lege just to get up to

1216
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 4: his hips.

1217
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 3: It's already four k high just to get to his hips.

1218
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 4: And the biggest structure that exists in the world now

1219
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,239
Speaker 4: is the Burj Khalif for at eight hundred meters tall.

1220
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 3: All right, so we need to go eight hundred and

1221
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 3: one zero point five meters with the Mega wall.

1222
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,839
Speaker 4: I don't think you'll ever struddle Port Philip Bay.

1223
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 3: Maybe not.

1224
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 4: It's great to dream, but if is there a more

1225
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,359
Speaker 4: realistic idea out there?

1226
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 3: Let's go to Rob Rob what do you reckon the

1227
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:25,959
Speaker 3: Mega worn?

1228
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 8: Here?

1229
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 19: You going?

1230
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 8: Guys love the show?

1231
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,240
Speaker 12: Thanks, get rid of the goal posts on the Baldy

1232
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 12: Bridge and that's Shane One's legs and then with a

1233
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 12: body over the top with a gateway driving into Melbourne.

1234
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 4: There you go.

1235
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 3: See this is a great idea. You've improved on my

1236
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,600
Speaker 3: idea w D forty. They got forty versions before they

1237
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: landed on that line. Rob, that's much better. That's doable.

1238
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1239
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely, we don't even think. Don't need anyone's permission, do you. Well,

1240
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 3: it's overnight, just do it one night. But you're right.

1241
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 4: You don't have to delete the posts that are already there.

1242
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 3: Delete what oh I know, Millennium.

1243
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 4: He keep the post in place. You just paint them

1244
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,320
Speaker 4: into his legs and then you put a body on

1245
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 4: top of that and you've got a big Shane warn there.

1246
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 8: There you go.

1247
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 3: Does it work? Genius? Rob, You're a genius. Thank you

1248
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 3: very much for helping this important project, Melbourne. Thanks you.

1249
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1250
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 3: We have to move on from our thoughts about constructing

1251
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 3: a megaworn for Melbourne. We'll come back to us tomorrow.

1252
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,440
Speaker 3: But Dean, good final word here. Rob called it about

1253
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: maybe the straddled shape worn the bridge. Then there's a

1254
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 3: sign welcome to What does he say here? Melwarne that

1255
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: Dean many hats off for that is awesome. I love that.

1256
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 3: We must move on because friends, today's time waster. On

1257
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 3: International Furniture Day, Hey, by Jackie, Why what is your favorite?

1258
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 3: It's a furniture.

1259
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 4: I like the table Christian, the table Patsy.

1260
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 2: I'd say a site sete.

1261
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 4: What it remind me about?

1262
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 3: The the old account?

1263
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 2: Like the old love seat?

1264
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 3: Well, like a love swing, love swing, different things.

1265
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 2: Seat that you know your quarters come and sit on

1266
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 2: when you're taking teas?

1267
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 3: Where'd you get old from?

1268
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 2: An antics shop?

1269
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 3: Have you got one?

1270
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 2: Are you doing then? I sold? I've got a few antics.

1271
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 3: Oh I World. Pats is Antiques Road, new feature next week.

1272
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 3: Let's get someone to come in in value some of

1273
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:47,320
Speaker 3: Patsy's antiques. This is from nineteen eighty seven roller boots and.

1274
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 4: I've just looked up those kind of couches. They're very.

1275
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 3: It's that's more like a casting counch, isn't it anyway?

1276
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 3: Furniture bands?

1277
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 4: Sorry, what's your favorite bit of furniture? We can't leave you.

1278
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,959
Speaker 3: It's the cheaper version of the sete. A couch a couch.

1279
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 3: Are you happy on a couch and even in the bed? Yes?

1280
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 3: Sometimes the couch on the couch totalea anyway, Right On

1281
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 3: International Furniture Day, furniture bands is furniture funny.

1282
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 4: I've done furniture movies, so I hope you've done movies.

1283
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have actually do a Wie've written furniture bands

1284
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 3: here and then it's a load of movies once a week.

1285
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 3: I like to test the team. Turn out to end joke,

1286
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 3: he starts his way out of it, all right, Yeah,

1287
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 3: like I said. Furniture edited for the podcast and make

1288
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 3: me sound slicker. Furniture movie today on International Furniture Day.

1289
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 19: My cushion Vinnie Gold one flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

1290
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 19: of Occasionals silver plus Chase of Thunder silver plus Lion

1291
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 19: King sized bed gold.

1292
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 3: Perhaps you love this one love swing. Actually it's not

1293
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 3: the love swing. You grant no pants on on a love.

1294
01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 12: Gold.

1295
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 3: Excuse much choking it. I thought, if you've got no

1296
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 3: pants on this, it's so much beautiful. Man. Oh, furniture

1297
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 3: movie is Jackie Boy furniture movie.

1298
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 4: It's Cherry in the Chocolate Factory, Cherry in.

1299
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: The Yeah, yeah, okay, Cherry.

1300
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been a good boy. The Wolf of Wall Seat.

1301
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 3: Gold, just DiCaprio, Santa Chair, the whole movie. You're by

1302
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 3: his desk. I love this.

1303
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 4: I watch this every Christmas. It's thrown alone. Oh, the

1304
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 4: family's gone to Paris and they've left a little thrown Yeah.

1305
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 3: Gold and.

1306
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 4: The Curious Case of Benjamin. Bath chair. That's bad.

1307
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, acknowledge it right.

1308
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 4: A bath chair is a plastic stool that you can

1309
01:00:58,680 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: put in the shower.

1310
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:02,439
Speaker 3: Oh, if you're at Yeah, that's bad.

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Speaker 8: That's bad.

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Speaker 3: Maybe put that line through it. You just put through

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Speaker 3: it now before it's on air.

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Speaker 1: Carl Brner, you're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: The Time Wasted today on International Furniture Day. But look

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Speaker 3: if your furniture movies, Jackie boy, you're ready to.

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Speaker 4: Mark, let's go.

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Speaker 3: The Shawshank Recliner, silver stuff like lookye boy De Sky

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Speaker 3: Business sound, Tom Cruise is back, Silver bus Esky business.

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Speaker 3: But a mark no country for Ottoman Gold, put them up.

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Speaker 3: Couching Tiger, hidden Dragon behind the couch there. I love

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Speaker 3: that one. Emma fifty Lampshades of gray Bronze. Yeah, when

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Speaker 3: Harry met Settee, Silver bidding Beds, excellent adventure Gold. I

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Speaker 3: hope there's a bed shop somewhere in Australia. Good bill

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Speaker 3: and beds. I'm a chair of getting. I'm not real

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Speaker 3: arm chair a getting. Let me go get you that

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Speaker 3: you need. Next one, I'm a chair getting bron that's

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Speaker 3: a Gold's one hundred percent Andrew Mangled Delivery, John Wicked

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Speaker 3: chair Gold. We love a nice little wicked chair. Sign

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Speaker 3: into the lamps. These are lamp stuff alone. We realized

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Speaker 3: now lamps are not funny. Okay, Sofa's choice, which one

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Speaker 3: I buy flow back high back three or two? Freddie

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Speaker 3: versus Jason Recliner. They recliners aren't funny either to I don't.

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Speaker 4: Even get that. Is that a type of recliner? A

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Speaker 4: Jason Recliner?

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Speaker 11: Is it?

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Speaker 3: I never heard of it? What's a Jason Recline?

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Speaker 2: That's a brand of Reclina, the Jason Joks like, Jason

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Speaker 2: is it?

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Speaker 3: Jason? What the hell is it? Jason Reclina?

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Speaker 4: Usually as well, if you start a business, you name

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Speaker 4: it after your surname, not your first Yes, Bronze.

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Speaker 3: Poor Jason Recliner. Is that his name? Jason Recliner? We

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Speaker 3: move on seating Private, Ryan, take a seat. You've been

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Speaker 3: through a lot. Gold plus Nights Stand on Elm Street, Silver,

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Speaker 3: Kung Futon, Panda Gold be that's good, all right, tomorrow's show,

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow show Today, tomorrow's show, Melbourne is back baby. Are

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Speaker 3: you going out? Whether you're out or in? We are

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Speaker 3: buying your food and drink on tomorrow's show Churning Tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: We'll explain more on tomorrows show. Also then more plans

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Speaker 3: on the Mega Wall. We have to build him. I

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Speaker 3: think I've found a way to do this, but I

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Speaker 3: think it's going to break the heart and soul of

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Speaker 3: our producer Tom. It's doable, isn't it. Don't send thing

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Speaker 3: on it.

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Speaker 4: I would love love love, I love it. I love

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Speaker 4: it and I don't want to get told no.

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Speaker 3: So many hundreds of thousands of people will get to

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Speaker 3: enjoy the Mega Worm, wouldn't they? You imagine that? Anyway?

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Speaker 3: More plans tomorrow on our plans for we need today.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to ask the produce to contact the office

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Speaker 3: of Warning. Yeah, do you think he has an office

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Speaker 3: or something? Don't have people? Won't he? You'll have a

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Speaker 3: guy at the perfume factory. He's down there every day

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Speaker 3: in a haird at checking the smell of the SW nineteen.

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Speaker 3: What about the Mega worn does it secrete? There's a

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Speaker 3: little chemistry warehouse in his bottom. That's where the scents

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Speaker 3: come out of like fagrant little pop pops. AnyWho, all

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Speaker 3: very excited today the megaworm More plans tomorrow on the Megawe.

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Speaker 3: What an insane show with building up to tomorrow. Do

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Speaker 3: you have a missing finger or toe? If so, which

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Speaker 3: one and how? Why is it missing? That is tomorrow's show.

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Speaker 3: Don't be late, Bye bye.

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