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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good afternoon everyone. It is Kiss and Will and

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Speaker 2: Woody getting you guys home on a Monday afternoon Woodrow

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Speaker 2: Awards of the Decade. They will start getting delivered this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Well, today, at five o'clock we find out the sauciest

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Speaker 1: decap sorry, the sauciest hookup will from the past ten years.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean there have been some super saucy hookups.

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Speaker 2: There have been some super saucy hoo cubs. We've obviously

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Speaker 2: been digging in and around the tramps. You guys can

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Speaker 2: go home with the medallion though I'm sitting at it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sitting with it at the desk right now. They

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Speaker 2: look beautiful. They come in these rich mahogany cases, and

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Speaker 2: somebody will go home with an exclusive Will and Woody

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Speaker 2: Awards of the Decade medellion. I believe it's bronze.

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Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, real bronze, mat if real bronze. Well, well,

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Speaker 4: we won't say that. I need a bit of a

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Speaker 4: hand from people listening right now. If you are a foreigner, okay,

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Speaker 4: if you are a foreigner, third and one oh six

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Speaker 4: y five is the phone number.

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Speaker 3: So it is born outside of Australia. Is that that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I'm going to say you're like your first

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Speaker 2: generation arrived, so not that your parents, not that your

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Speaker 2: parents were from overseas, because I mean we're all from

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Speaker 2: Square well most of us are from elsewhere. Anyway, I'm

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Speaker 2: talking you've arrived to Australia yourself. Your parents weren't born

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Speaker 2: here all right? Third one oh sixty five is the

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Speaker 2: phone number I'd love to hear from you. Guys can

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Speaker 2: give us a hand right now because there's a new

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Speaker 2: and on Uber Eats that they've brought out involving none

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Speaker 2: other than Magda Zevanski as Chaz from Kath and Kim

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Speaker 2: and Kim Kardashian. World's this, Hey.

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Speaker 5: Kim, what are you gonna have tonight?

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Speaker 6: I'll be eating a chicken schnetty with chips and chicken salt.

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Speaker 7: Norse nice, Kim.

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Speaker 8: Don't meant to be rude, but it's actually pronounced Norse.

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Speaker 1: Naice noise, noise, noise, noise, noisee.

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Speaker 8: I literally have no idea what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: So poor is English?

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Speaker 3: That hard is standing stuff?

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Speaker 2: Amazing.

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Speaker 1: I love Maga Zubanski and more respect for Kim Kardashian

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Speaker 1: she's she's quite funny in that hilarious.

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Speaker 3: She's good.

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Speaker 2: It's a great setup. I've got a great setup for

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Speaker 2: you guys as well. Up there. Wood's amazing, amazing audio

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Speaker 2: of Kath and Kim scene. Sorry, Kath and Kim's Magdazevanski

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Speaker 2: playing Chaz on the camp showing and Uber eats at

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Speaker 2: and Uber eats ad with none other than Kim Kardashian.

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Speaker 8: This is what sounds like.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Kim, what are you gonna have tonight?

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Speaker 6: I'll be eating a chicken schnetty with chips and chicken salt.

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Speaker 1: Nice, nice, Kim. I meant to be rude, but it's

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Speaker 1: actually pronounced nose nice.

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Speaker 8: Nice, noise, noise, noise nice. I literally have no idea

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Speaker 8: what you're saying.

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Speaker 6: So coins English not that hard.

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be a sharon'spin off after this. Surely imagine

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Speaker 1: in the US doing.

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Speaker 2: That sort of stuff. Yeah, with big celebs. Yeah, all right, cool.

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Speaker 2: Look I do feel a little bit for Kim Kardashian

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Speaker 2: in this instance, because you know, I'm dating a Dutch,

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Speaker 2: a Dutch woman, like you know, I know how hard

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Speaker 2: they find it to wrap their eas around. How broad

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Speaker 2: that really oker sounding language is And so what I've

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Speaker 2: done is thirty one and six five other people to

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Speaker 2: call if they're foreign. Yeah, if your foreign, I'd love

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Speaker 2: to hear from you. On thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 2: I've got Margaret, who's called from the States today. Margaret. Hi,

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Speaker 2: how long you've been here for Margaret?

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Speaker 8: I've actually been here eight years.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, so you're quite across it, Margaret. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to throw you a very typical Aussie expression. It's

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Speaker 2: a very famous one, this one. Do you want to

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Speaker 2: try and give it a go? All right, have a

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Speaker 2: listen to this, and you don't just go wandering off

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Speaker 2: leaving the flaming chips.

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Speaker 1: In the fryer.

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Speaker 2: Did you hear that, Margaret?

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Speaker 9: Flaming chips in the fryer?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So doing it tip your tip.

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Speaker 5: I wasn't too sure what he says at the beginning,

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Speaker 5: but yeah, I I could.

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Speaker 7: It was at the ending, the flaming chips in the fryar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, try and say it as astrology. You don't go

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Speaker 1: wandering off with the flaming chips in the fry try

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Speaker 1: and really.

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Speaker 9: Do you know?

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 7: You don't go wander and off doing the flaming chips

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Speaker 7: in the fryar.

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Speaker 2: No good, Margaret, I'm going to go to Sue.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm going to leave it.

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Speaker 2: In the same audio grab, it is Alf Stewart from

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Speaker 2: Home and Away. We've got Se here on thirty one

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Speaker 2: and sixty five. So how are you going?

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Speaker 5: Hey, I'm doing good. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 10: I love me to speak to you boys.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. How long have you been here

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Speaker 2: for Sue?

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Speaker 5: I've been here only for three years now.

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Speaker 3: And where are you from? Sue?

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Speaker 10: From India?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: So all right, So I'm going to play you another

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Speaker 2: iconic ossie clip. I believe we've gotten here from Lara Bingle,

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Speaker 2: which is her doing a TV app. This is a

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Speaker 2: very famous so she says, where the bloody hell are you? Sue?

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Speaker 2: Can you give that a go for us?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Sure, let me try where the bloody hell are you?

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Speaker 5: Job?

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Speaker 2: So well done, Thanks for the call. We've got Mark

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Speaker 2: here on thirty one and six five. Mark testing out

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Speaker 2: foreigners doing Oka expressions. How are you Mark? All right?

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Speaker 2: No question where you're from? Now? Mark, Let's let's get

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Speaker 2: it down the brass text here. I've chosen another one

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Speaker 2: from Kath and Kim for you because that's obviously where

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Speaker 2: the ads from shouts from the ad. Have you watch

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Speaker 2: Kath and Kim before Mark?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I love it mate.

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Speaker 2: Listen, listeners, look.

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Speaker 5: At my place, look at me, Look at my Sharon,

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Speaker 5: look at my place.

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Speaker 2: Look at all right? Mark, do you want to give

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Speaker 2: that a go?

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Speaker 1: Should say?

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Speaker 5: Kevi look at me, look at me, look at me

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Speaker 5: in that accent.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Try really, just you know, to look at me a bit,

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Speaker 3: but really Australian at that. Mark, look at me, look

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Speaker 3: at me, Keth, look at me.

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Speaker 2: Rubbish. Can't do it, Fritz, cancel them out. We've got

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Speaker 2: Monica here. I don't want to six vibe onn Hey going,

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Speaker 2: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: How's it going, mon.

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Speaker 2: I'm really good where you're from.

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Speaker 5: I'm from Joan, Ireland.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a little bit of a different spin

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Speaker 2: this time trying to get foreigners through Aussie expressions. This

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Speaker 2: one is. This isn't an Oka sounding audio clip. Necessarily.

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Speaker 2: These are a couple of guys from Western Sydney who

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Speaker 2: are fishing. So have a listen, have a listen to

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Speaker 2: this not bad good toys. Okay, did you hear that?

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Speaker 2: Mon I'll playing for you again? Was again? Not bad

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Speaker 2: good toys. All right, are you ready mane?

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Speaker 2: I really like people to call right now, but I

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Speaker 2: realized that there's every chance that nobody will call because

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Speaker 2: what I'm about to ask for is so comically outrageous

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Speaker 2: that there's every chance that actually hasn't happened in the

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Speaker 2: real world. Yeah, okay, thirty one six five is the

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Speaker 2: phone number if you think you can lend a hand.

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Speaker 2: What accidentally went over a PA system?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it happens in movies a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've never had it happen to me in my real

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Speaker 3: I've never heard of it happening. But god, it's good

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Speaker 2: Happened exactly right. And I got so close to it

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Speaker 2: I was on a plane where about to touch down,

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Speaker 2: and we're coming into We're coming into town. And as

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Speaker 2: we're about to go into town, the pilot is, you know,

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Speaker 2: when they announced, like what the weather's like, you know

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Speaker 2: et cetera, cetera. And as as he's wrapping up that announcement,

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Speaker 2: so I think he was like mid weather announcement and

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Speaker 2: on pinching my nose.

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Speaker 8: It's gonna be a fine twenty two degrees today. And

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Speaker 3: You heard. Oh my god, he said, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And then it just stopped. That's terrible. And we were like,

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Speaker 2: looking around. And then the service guy just goes banging

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Speaker 2: And he goes into the cockpit and then there's like,

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Speaker 3: Did you do?

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Speaker 1: Were you thinking you were going down? Like did you

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Speaker 1: were you thinking this is my last moment? What am

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Speaker 3: What did you think?

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Speaker 2: I thought that the guy next to me was clutching

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Speaker 3: He really he got your leg.

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Speaker 2: The pilot of the plane has just said, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: And then not justified. What's going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And then he finally came back on and the he said,

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Speaker 2: I'm really sorry. We've just been told to turn around.

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Speaker 2: Last minute thing. We're just going to do a loop

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Speaker 2: and then we're going to land back down again. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So but it was but he was obviously a moment.

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Speaker 3: Did the guy remove the hand from your quad?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 3: His name is George.

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Speaker 2: He's living with me.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: He's a beautiful man, beautiful but but but I just

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Speaker 2: thought in that moment, like that's that's such a rare

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Speaker 2: thing to happen, Like that's I don't know about you,

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Speaker 2: that's never happened to me on a plane before. That's

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Speaker 2: that's something which is meant to stay away from the microphone.

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Speaker 2: And it was it was obviously those of conversations would

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Speaker 2: at school in the principal's office, I mean, gee, whiz,

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Speaker 2: when that pa thing was down, if they if anything

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Speaker 2: had got out, you're talking to it. Well, at my school,

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Speaker 2: like you know, four or five hundred kids that could

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Speaker 2: have heard the most scandalous thing in the world. And

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Speaker 2: so look I got agonizingly close to it. I want

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Speaker 2: to know if it's happened in real life.

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Speaker 3: I really hope it has. I'm questioning whether it has.

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Speaker 2: I was like, look, this is completely far fetched, but

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Speaker 1: But but look, if someone has slipped and let out

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Speaker 2: But he hits the so we're all just like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Chris? I love that you've called for this, you've had

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Speaker 7: We'll cry out again.

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Speaker 2: But he wasn't saying that to you, Chris. He was

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Speaker 6: Possibly, but the whole of the airliner he.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's even by guy as well, because after it

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Speaker 2: We're doing a lap everyone. You're right, he missed the runway.

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: He and Willie it's I'm so embarrassed to share this.

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Speaker 1: Anythy question for it? Did you were you one of

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Speaker 8: I did?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And did you did when the girl heard it? Did

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Speaker 1: Ordered?

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Speaker 3: Did it in badly?

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Speaker 7: It turns up that she had a crush on me

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Speaker 7: as well.

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Speaker 2: The romance the best the best good is that.

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Speaker 5: Ethony thing is meant to happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well said, and no matter how bad work was,

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Speaker 2: you should guys enjoy this. You could win something with

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Speaker 2: stolen off beck Judd's desk just by answering ten questions

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Speaker 1: We answer questions now on the radio and man thing,

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Speaker 2: We call it the easiest quiz woods because like these

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Speaker 1: Questions, they're super easy. The key here is speed. You

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Speaker 2: Just keep on asking asking you questions. You just got

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Speaker 2: to keep having through the answers. Answer as many as

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Speaker 1: Guys, we've got Lana here. Who's called Lana. How are

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Speaker 3: Well, j wiz he had some shocks in the past.

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Speaker 2: That's a good care we did. I mean, I mean

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Speaker 2: of China was?

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Speaker 1: Said?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm going to lock in India.

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Speaker 2: Final answer. So with the question of where is the

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Speaker 2: Great Wall of China's it India? What timeless audio?

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Speaker 5: Well that was the.

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Speaker 2: Timeless audio that ten million views on Facebook. Actually it's

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Speaker 3: Say you're doing better than me, Lana, but good luck

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Speaker 3: to you.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: All right, Lana, here we go, So thirty seconds on

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Speaker 2: the clock. As many as you can ten questions will

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Speaker 2: get you the Big Judd Prize. What does fish taste

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Speaker 2: like fish? Who's saying three?

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Speaker 5: Michael Jackson the.

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Speaker 2: Sydney two thousand Olympics were held in which year?

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Speaker 5: Sydney?

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Speaker 2: The expression is a dime a watch? Don't know who

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Speaker 2: played Wolverine? Who sings poker face.

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Speaker 7: Like Lady Gaga?

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Speaker 2: What's for dinner tonight? Spaghetti is Queen Abanda? An old lady?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Name a planet? What do you brush your teeth with?

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Speaker 1: Good man?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Pretty good?

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Speaker 10: She got there?

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean before this.

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Speaker 1: He said I'll do better than you body, And I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell you, honestly, I don't know. I reckon I

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Speaker 1: What does fish taste like? You said fish? You absolutely

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Speaker 1: now Atlanta beautiful style?

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Speaker 2: Congratulations?

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Speaker 1: Who's sang thriller? Michael Jackson? Absolutely now at beautiful areas?

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Speaker 1: What's for dinner? Spaghetti? You absolutely now that that was

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Speaker 1: beautiful areas as well? Who sings poker face? Lady Gaga?

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Speaker 1: You absolutely now You're some amazing stuff there, Lana. But

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Speaker 1: so good. We'll ask you the Sydney two thousand Olympics

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Speaker 1: were held in which year?

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Speaker 8: And I said Sydney.

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Speaker 1: You said Sydney. So that one was well, we move

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Speaker 1: on number four. The expression a dime a you just

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Speaker 1: didn't know.

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Speaker 3: You've never heard a dime a dozen?

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Speaker 1: Noe? Never heard beautiful Bill Flaiers. Next one here? You

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Speaker 1: don't know who played Wolverine?

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Speaker 5: Oh I do. I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: You Jackman.

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Speaker 8: I'm not a big fan of him though, that's why

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Speaker 8: that's big export.

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Speaker 3: Ever Okay, not a big fan. Why don't you like you, Jackman?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't understand why girls trust him.

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Speaker 3: Ok you don't Attrack, you don't have attracted I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: that's person. Who do you find? No enough about that? Woodie?

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Speaker 1: This is my personal favorite, those personal favorite. The question

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Speaker 1: got four right? I think.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we're going to have to hold on to the

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Speaker 2: Wednesday with small Talk, you've tuned into the beginning of

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Speaker 2: the awards of the decade. Everybody says, who does he

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Speaker 2: think is? I just told you who I thought I was.

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Speaker 7: It's tremendously big and tremendously.

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Speaker 5: Wet only asked the things to.

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Speaker 2: Wose awards is the decades? Ye, th I was celebrating

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Speaker 2: the best of the best in the last ten years.

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Speaker 2: No one else is doing it would so we thought, well,

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Speaker 2: the week is locked in. You guys have chosen the categories.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow will be the dumbest thing. Someone said, where Wednesday

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Speaker 2: will be the worst excuse for a breakup of the decade,

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Speaker 2: Thursday with the best coincidence of the decade. Friday will

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Speaker 2: be best instant karma of the decade. But today is

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Speaker 2: the saucers hookup of the decade.

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Speaker 1: And there's been a lot of sauce in the last

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Speaker 1: ten years, will lots of sauce. And let's dip right

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Speaker 1: into the nominations. And can I just say, before I

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Speaker 1: started the nominations, just to be nominated for this award

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Speaker 1: is an absolute privilege and honor for anyone who is.

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Speaker 1: But let's get into him. Will show we nomination number

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Speaker 1: one the sauciest hookup of the decade is, of course

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Speaker 1: Barnaby Joyce.

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Speaker 3: Will Barnaby Joyce.

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Speaker 1: In February twenty eighteen, he resigned from his ministerial and

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Speaker 1: leadership roles after acknowledging that he was in a relationship

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Speaker 1: and expecting a child with former staffer Vicki Campion Barnaby.

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Speaker 1: Joyce's resignation today comes as little surprise in the work

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Speaker 1: of his affair.

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Speaker 2: Didn't stumble into this like little kids.

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Speaker 8: We were adults.

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Speaker 9: You show me a person who had a perfect marriage,

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Speaker 9: and I'll show you someone who's a perfect lie.

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Speaker 2: That's something I'm not proud of. You know it's it's

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Speaker 2: and I don't want to make excuses the fault his mind,

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Speaker 2: I did the wrong thing. Congratulations to take a nomination

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Speaker 2: here again, you guys did the nominations. After twenty five

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Speaker 2: years of marriage Arnold Schwarzenegger, she had on his wife

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Speaker 2: with his maid, Mildred. It was later revealed that he

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Speaker 2: admitted to fathering a love child with her. He kept

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Speaker 2: it a secret more than a decade. I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: Arnold Schwarzenegger in the news of his love child with

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Speaker 2: a former housekeeper.

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Speaker 9: I'm married, considered that a divorce.

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Speaker 5: Why didn't you admit to it?

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Speaker 8: Then?

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Speaker 3: Well, I just did not know how to.

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Speaker 9: I was just I think too scared about losing everything,

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Speaker 9: losing her, losing the family. It's just one of the

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Speaker 9: disastrous situation that I've created, and it's the worst thing

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Speaker 9: that I've ever done.

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Speaker 2: Really, that was a seriously saucy hook, got that one,

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Speaker 2: and I mean with the love child in addition, but

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Speaker 2: would right in the mixing. And again, you guys do

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Speaker 2: the norms here. We had all from a woman called

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Speaker 2: Sam the other day who told us that her ex

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Speaker 2: boyfriend was a celebrant and he did something pretty naughty

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Speaker 2: on the week of the wedding. The celebrant she.

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Speaker 5: Slept with the bride the week of the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Whoa why, yeah, wow, the wedding went on by the

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Speaker 1: way she went on the wedding actually happened, they got married, that.

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Speaker 3: He married them.

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Speaker 2: So that'll be an anonymous award to the Sam's ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: We never hear her send them medallion to if he

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Speaker 2: wins it.

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Speaker 1: That's right, And we'll the fourth nomination here. And can

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Speaker 1: I just say before I say, there's absolutely no bias here.

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Speaker 1: This came from votes online as well. It's it's the

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Speaker 1: fling the dallions, if you will. Between myself and a

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Speaker 1: Laura from Bachelor in paradise spicy. It was super spicy.

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Speaker 2: You've spent far too long on this audio package as well.

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Speaker 2: I have not another person who's been rejected a lot recently.

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Speaker 2: We've just realized is a woman called Laura.

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Speaker 3: She's on Bachelor in parwer Us on Tuesday night. She

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Speaker 3: got rejected four times in one episode. We understand each other,

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Speaker 3: I feel will understand each other. Okay, great, you're down.

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Speaker 3: You're down for a day. Amazing, Thank you? Bye baby.

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Speaker 6: Well, well, wow, here we are.

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Speaker 3: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Are you nervous?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 3: Trying to shot.

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Speaker 5: Kill us?

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Speaker 2: Is it really a wake up?

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Speaker 5: I got it a gym.

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Speaker 3: It's incredibly sorcy. I can't listen to it anymore. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: I can't listen to it anymore. Did that go for

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Speaker 3: three and a half minutes? So those are the nominations.

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Speaker 1: We are going to de sign who the winner is

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Speaker 1: right up next, but before we do, thirteen one oh

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Speaker 1: six five is the number we are taking Last Ditch pictures.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the awards of the decade. So what's

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Speaker 2: the best of the best of the last ten years.

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Speaker 2: Last week, you guys chose the categories. Today we are

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Speaker 2: giving the award and it is a limited edition. We'll Woody,

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Speaker 2: there's only one of these made Will and Woody Exclusive

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Speaker 2: Bronze Medallion for today's category, which is decades sauciest hookup

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Speaker 2: it is. There's a photo of you kissing a man

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Speaker 2: on the front there, Woods.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how you got that phurtter.

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Speaker 2: It was in the studio. Oh that one guy called Jake.

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Speaker 3: Oh Jakie, big hearted Jake.

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Speaker 1: There has been a last ditch pitch put forward from

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Speaker 1: Louise here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Louise, you

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Speaker 1: think you've got a saucier hookup than the nominations.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes I do, Louise.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I'm actually going to nominate myself.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful me.

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Speaker 5: I'll keep it really simple, really sweet me, complete stranger.

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Speaker 5: My high club didn't even make it into the toilets.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, we are.

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Speaker 1: A family friendly show, Louise, And I want to stress

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Speaker 1: that before I asked this question, but before we made.

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Speaker 3: The toilet So you you weld in your seats?

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Speaker 2: Where do you think they know?

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Speaker 3: Just a question, Will, Louise.

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Speaker 5: We had blankets. You've just done the blankets the way

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Speaker 5: it was an international flight.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't make it.

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Speaker 1: What is that it's the same, plain Loise, Louise, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for sharing and my goodness.

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Speaker 2: Stranger Louise. Yeah wow, sorry, So I've got another question again,

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Speaker 2: Family friendly show. How did you? How did you kick

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Speaker 2: it off?

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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 2: What was your Was it just instant like incidant attraction?

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Speaker 2: And who suggested it? And give us a bit of

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Speaker 2: sauce because I mean you've got to knock off Barnaby

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Speaker 2: Joyce here and that's pretty sucy stuff.

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Speaker 5: Well, we started talking, as you know, when two individuals

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Speaker 5: were traveling and they're on a flight for seventeen plus

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Speaker 5: hours together, yeah, start talking, and we worked out we

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Speaker 5: had quite a lot in common and one thing led

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Speaker 5: to another.

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Speaker 3: My goodness, Louise, you're not encourtagent anymore.

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Speaker 2: That that was it just the one No, we never

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Speaker 2: met after that.

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Speaker 3: I mean it makes it more saucy. So it makes

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Speaker 3: it more saucy.

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Speaker 2: Let's get down to brass tacks.

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Speaker 3: That throws a spanner in the works.

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Speaker 1: Thanks so much for the call aways, and hold the

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Speaker 1: line because you might be going home with the medallion.

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Speaker 2: I was going to run through the nominations again, just

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Speaker 2: serve runs across it. Barnaby Joyce Arnold Schwartzenegger and then

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Speaker 2: Annie Woody and Laura. Yeah, Sam who told us that

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Speaker 2: her ex boyfriend was a celebrant and slept with the bride.

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Speaker 2: I mean they're pretty, they're pretty saucy, go with the nominations.

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Speaker 2: Are definitely the sauciest of the decade. I'll give you

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Speaker 2: that much.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Well, yeah, you talk to me, Barnaby Joyce.

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Speaker 1: That I mean that story was headline news for weeks,

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Speaker 1: and I think that, you know, really pays credit to

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Speaker 1: just how much source was on that story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it was. It was a heavily stuffed

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Speaker 2: taco woods, isn't it about that?

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Speaker 1: Well, let's definitely not use that as a metaphor, Arnie,

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Speaker 1: don't get wrong. The love child really fall on me

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Speaker 1: and Laura. Look, I think it was too short lived

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Speaker 1: and it was too much of a too much of

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Speaker 1: a fling to and not really that means saucy parts

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Speaker 1: to it.

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Speaker 3: It was just two people coming together. Where's your ahead out?

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Speaker 2: I I mean Louise is very saucy on the plane,

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Speaker 2: never met someone got off the plane. Is she the

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Speaker 2: sauciest hookup of the decade?

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Speaker 3: I think the Celebrian hooking out with a bride Saucy

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Speaker 3: than that. Yes, I think it is.

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Speaker 2: Well, congratulations Louise. I think we can count you out

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Speaker 2: in process of elimination. I reckon, I had to say,

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Speaker 2: but I think it's between you and Barnaby, me and

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Speaker 2: well you and Laura was totally wild. Like, let's a minute,

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Speaker 2: you called Laura, you went on a date with her.

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Speaker 2: It was absolutely it was amazing stuff. It hadn't on

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Speaker 2: the radio like it was just you know, it was wild.

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Speaker 2: It was totally wild. Nobody expected you. No one expected

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Speaker 2: that Peter Pan's story.

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Speaker 1: No, it was a true underdog story. But who gets

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Speaker 1: the medallion? We can't send it to her. She's now engaged,

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Speaker 1: she's very happily engaged. We're not sending her a medallion.

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Speaker 1: So I think we know who it's got to be.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think we know.

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Speaker 2: I can now reveal the winner is. It's Barnaby Joyce,

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Speaker 2: a part of the Joyst the.

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Speaker 1: Saucy hook up, and we'll be sending the medallion to Barnaby, Barnaby.

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Speaker 2: And Vicky Campion. Obviously they're going to hang it up

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Speaker 2: on their mantle peace or whatever they need to do

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Speaker 2: with it. Absolutely probably not because their child's probably born

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Speaker 2: now and you know you don't want to be looking

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Speaker 2: at that. But anyway, congratulations guys, a big next to

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Speaker 2: Awards and Trophies dot Com dot a U, Australia's largest

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Speaker 2: trophy retailer, who made this beautifully embossed bronze medallion which

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Speaker 2: is an exclusive or limited edition, one time only Will

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Speaker 2: and Wood Award of the Decades. Are we actually going

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Speaker 2: to send that to Barnaby by the way, we are

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Speaker 2: send it to them, all right, Pa? Where does he live?

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Speaker 3: Where he lives actually is in my neighborhood. That's a

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Speaker 3: good friend of mine.

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Speaker 2: Went to a very expensive dinner. Last night was my

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Speaker 2: brother's birthday, so my dad invited you know, obviously the

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Speaker 2: whole family out for dinner.

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Speaker 3: I loved you.

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Speaker 2: My brother actually asked if he could bring a good

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Speaker 2: friend if hiss a long, Nick, he's a mutual friend

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Speaker 2: of ours and as a token of appreciation for coming

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Speaker 2: to the dinner it was a really nice restaurant, Nick

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Speaker 2: got my dad present.

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Speaker 3: Lovely gesture.

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Speaker 1: Especially it's going to be an expensive Restaurant's right.

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Speaker 2: You know, when when somebody else's parents take you out

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Speaker 2: for dinner, you know, it's nice to get in a

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Speaker 2: bottle of wine. That's usually you've got a bottle of wine,

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Speaker 2: and fitting it's Christmas as well, so it was kind

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Speaker 2: of like a you know, perfect little Christmas present and

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Speaker 2: also thank you for the dinner. And it came in

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Speaker 2: a little Christmas bag. Nice touch, really nice touch, a

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Speaker 2: little card on them.

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Speaker 3: Oh beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Nick rocks up at the dinner, hands my dad

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Speaker 2: this bag clearly with a nice bottle of wine, and

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Speaker 2: then Dad takes the wine out and he's like, wow, wow, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: And then Dad sees that there's a little card, like

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Speaker 2: you know, one of those little cards that's attached to

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Speaker 2: the street on the wine. And Dad sees this, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know how Nick missed it, but I think

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Speaker 2: Nick was a little bit hungover. Dad sees the card

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Speaker 2: and he was like, wow, and you've even written me

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Speaker 2: a little card here, at which point Nick's face drusts

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Speaker 2: because he obviously didn't see the card. And it becomes

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Speaker 2: quite apparent to everybody in that moment except Dad, that

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Speaker 2: Nick has just grabbed a bottle of wine with it

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Speaker 2: in a bag from his parents seller which.

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Speaker 3: We've all done.

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Speaker 2: Of course, we've all done of course. And you know,

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Speaker 2: I know, like this time you'd be doing exactly the

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Speaker 2: same thing.

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Speaker 3: Cheap assall.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big regifter, although I'm not because I'm so

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Speaker 1: good at regifting.

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Speaker 3: I do it so much.

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Speaker 1: Will never leave the card. I would never leave the

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Speaker 1: card on the present that I'm reading. You've got to

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Speaker 1: be careful about it. That is the number one faux

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Speaker 1: pas for the novices out there. If you're going to regift,

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Speaker 1: just do a quick one so check. But you know,

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Speaker 1: like I think lots of people run into trouble with

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Speaker 1: this though. You know when you're when you're regifting something

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Speaker 1: and it's fully wrap, but there might be a little

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Speaker 1: personal thing inside the wrapped present.

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Speaker 6: You've got one wrap it. Sorry for the novices out there. Again,

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Speaker 6: never regift without opening the present. And in what world

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Speaker 6: do you not open the gift and then go. I

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Speaker 6: can just feel it's going to be bad. I'm going

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Speaker 6: to regive that.

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Speaker 2: Books, a lot of books book for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: When I feel the new Matthew Riley novel that my

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Speaker 1: parents have got me, I'll regive that one.

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