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Speaker 1: How do you think you'd go in the modern dating world, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: Where your old habits, your bad manners, all that kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. People don't always like that stuff.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? I reckon I would slay.

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Speaker 1: Do you think.

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Speaker 2: I've got impeccable eating habits? I've got impeccable table manners.

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Speaker 2: I'm a charming guest.

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Speaker 1: What do you make of this? A woman, she's twenty

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Speaker 1: five years old. She ghosted a guy. She was at

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Speaker 1: dinner with him. She walked out on the first date

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Speaker 1: within minutes of arriving. So she goes it. She gets

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Speaker 1: all dressed up to go to this first date with

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Speaker 1: this guy and they sit at the table, they're about

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Speaker 1: to eat their meal, and she has said, this is

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Speaker 1: a quote from her not kidding. I just left a

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Speaker 1: date because the man took out his retainer at the table.

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Speaker 2: She said.

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Speaker 1: The string of live a hanging from his mouth made

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Speaker 1: her gag. She said, he didn't give me a warning

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Speaker 1: her heads up, took them out, sloppily folded them into

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Speaker 1: a dinner napkin. To me, that shows he has bad

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Speaker 1: manners and no self awareness. I said I was going

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. I left in an uber. Once I left,

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Speaker 1: I texted him saying I wasn't interested. And he has

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Speaker 1: reached out to her a few times and she still

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Speaker 1: hasn't told him why she'd ran away. She just has

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Speaker 1: led it. She's just ghosted him now.

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Speaker 2: But wouldn't he have the wherewithal to think, well, what

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Speaker 2: did I Where did I go wrong? If I forensically

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Speaker 2: drilled down on this? Okay, so I got the gallic fratulance?

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Speaker 2: What did I do? I've got? You know? Was it

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Speaker 2: taking the retainer out? Wouldn't he have self awareness to

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Speaker 2: say that was the reason.

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Speaker 1: But maybe he's had them for so long he's forgotten

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Speaker 1: that that's gross.

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Speaker 2: That is gross. It is.

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Speaker 1: It is gross, and the people that have them know

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Speaker 1: what to do. You go to the bathroom to take

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Speaker 1: them out, or you pretend to get something out of

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Speaker 1: your bag and you take it out. There's a thousand

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Speaker 1: ways you can or you can say, do you mind,

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Speaker 1: I've just got to take my retainer out?

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Speaker 2: Look over there?

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Speaker 1: Whatever it is particular on a first date. I had

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Speaker 1: braces when I was younger, and everyone, a lot of

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Speaker 1: people at school had the same thing, And you'd have

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Speaker 1: those elastic bands around them and half the time the

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Speaker 1: teachers were trying to dodge because every time you tried

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Speaker 1: to open your mouth, they'd be ping pin, pin, pin pin.

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Speaker 1: And maybe people are so used to this retainer stuff

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Speaker 1: they don't realize that that's not good table man.

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Speaker 2: Because you don't see the kids with the braces and

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Speaker 2: the rubber bands anymore, do you.

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Speaker 1: No, No, we took it.

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Speaker 2: I say a rank story about my brother used to

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Speaker 2: do so. He had that. He used to wear the

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Speaker 2: head gear. Remember the head gear. It was like, so

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Speaker 2: they put put two metal things on the back molars,

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Speaker 2: like a date surround the tooth, and the head gear

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Speaker 2: were attached to that.

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Speaker 1: So you'd only wear that at night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so what happened the metal things

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Speaker 2: on his back teeth. He'd be able to pull them off.

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Speaker 2: You're not supposed to, but they it was like a

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Speaker 2: sleeve on the tooth. But he'd bring it out and

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Speaker 2: I be seeing just watching the TV, and you go, hey,

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Speaker 2: briand I go wing, I smell this, and okay, work,

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Speaker 2: I'm at that. And he'd always you'd always go hey, hey, Brian,

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Speaker 2: I go what and you go and it was.

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Speaker 1: I can't breathe, I can't breathe did he ever do

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Speaker 1: that on a date?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Remember that time I saw this footage a woman was

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Speaker 1: in I'm not sure she was in an Asian country

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Speaker 1: and she said, this is what my date is doing.

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Speaker 1: And they're eating there at a noodle bar and she's

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Speaker 1: fooling him and he's sucking up the noodles through his nose.

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Speaker 1: He's got them in it with chopsticks and he's putting

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Speaker 1: them into his nose and they're going in and she's

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Speaker 1: just going, what level of horror?

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Speaker 2: Is this?

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Speaker 1: Still not as bad as what your brother?

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Speaker 2: But it's like.

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Speaker 1: Those men that go on those dating websites. A friend

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Speaker 1: of mine, she's a beautiful girl and she's a great person,

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Speaker 1: and the men her age on those dating sites pose

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Speaker 1: in their undies holding a fish, or they'll be sitting

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Speaker 1: on the toilet with the thumbs up. Guys, get it together, seriously,

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Speaker 1: get it together. There's this trope that girls are so

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Speaker 1: hard to please these days. Guys, that's not true.

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Speaker 2: Just try a little bit hard, make a bit of effort.

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Speaker 2: Go to the bathroom, take out your retainer there, don't

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Speaker 2: pull it out on the.

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Speaker 1: Table, and don't pose for a dating profile with so

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Speaker 1: arrogant that you think you with your seventy year old

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Speaker 1: body in a pair of undies holding a fish, she's

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Speaker 1: going to do it. What you go if you date him.

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Speaker 2: Here, smell this. It's got hers full of