WEBVTT - Down and Dirty with a Bunch of Blokes in a Van

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<v Speaker 1>Ashon. I want to show you some voice messages. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we've had multiple from the same guy, Dylan Brown on.

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<v Speaker 2>Ida, Dylan Browntown.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just I'm just gonna I'm just gonna fucking

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<v Speaker 1>play this for you. Listen to that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he just farting?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the last one?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he just farting into his phone? That's great?

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<v Speaker 1>And just he sent one of the twenty first of

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<v Speaker 1>July one of the twenty second. He sent the last

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<v Speaker 1>one yesterday commitment.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it always.

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<v Speaker 1>Around seven or eight o'clock at night, so I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 1>after dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>After dinner, he's just farting into his phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads.

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<v Speaker 2>I am Maddie Jay and I'm ash This is.

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast that is all about parenting. It's the good,

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<v Speaker 1>the bad, and the relatable. And we have to do

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<v Speaker 1>for legal reasons. Just tell you right now that legal reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been advised for the lawyers to say that if

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<v Speaker 1>there is any information which may seem like advice, it's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely now if you do use any information in this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast for your own personal situation, do so at your

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<v Speaker 1>own risk.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, And before we get started, I do want to say, Matthew,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very disappointed in you. What is the time. The

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<v Speaker 2>time is now twelve forty five. I have been with

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<v Speaker 2>you for now, for nearly two hours today and you

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<v Speaker 2>have not acknowledged that today, today, to day my friend. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>actually you're not my friend anymore. It's my thirty third

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<v Speaker 2>birthday and you've just completely Oh my god, I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>I am and for two hours. I've saved this very moment.

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<v Speaker 2>So this will be our last podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>How fucking dare you? You know me, I'm like a child.

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<v Speaker 2>I need this. This is what you've done to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize.

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<v Speaker 2>You did buy me breakfast, don't nah, there's only do

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<v Speaker 2>I get to decide your punishment? Do I get to

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<v Speaker 2>decide punishment? I want you to clean my car, the

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<v Speaker 2>outside of my car in your budget smugglers today after

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<v Speaker 2>this recording. I'm not fucking joking.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've got a bucket down in the storage

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<v Speaker 1>area which park half out.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring it up. I'll bring it right up front and center.

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<v Speaker 2>That'll be my birthday present and your punishment.

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<v Speaker 1>I did have every intention to buy your gift as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I want your are okay, look I am fucking sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>mad I'm sorry. We have been together for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you not checked your Instagram? I thought, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>fucking way I'm going to be able to get onto

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast today and go, guess what you've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 1>I will get you a gift.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to. All I want from you

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<v Speaker 2>is to clean my car and your budget today.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a problem, you lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nice day. I've given you a beautiful not

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<v Speaker 2>a bad little not a bad day for it.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, can I just say it needs a wash?

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty fucked I was liking that.

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<v Speaker 1>In my defense, I've been very busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a busy couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing I've moved. I'm most important.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are. You are the most important person in

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<v Speaker 1>my life right now, father, kids, and Laura. But I've

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<v Speaker 1>just moved here. I'm moved out save almost on my own.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say, yeah, I know. Look I know because you've

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<v Speaker 2>fucking winged winged about it for ages.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also did say, if you watch our social videos,

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<v Speaker 1>you will notice that the great little setup we had

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<v Speaker 1>at the old place with the washing line behind me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, longer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's no longer there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to get it back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I fucking don't even know what that washing line

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<v Speaker 1>is anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The washing line. You have an inbuilt one. Now you

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<v Speaker 2>have an in built Yeah, it's not a hills hoist though.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. It's not it's it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't play gooner fortune on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>But also that one's there's no shade on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's raining, its fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>We wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, we have moved. We are no longer in Bronze.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone back to where it all began, Bondai Beach,

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<v Speaker 1>back in the bubble. He digs North Bond isn't North

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<v Speaker 1>bond We're up this way, sh But we decided ash

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<v Speaker 1>yes to move. Plan is. People think I'm crazy when

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<v Speaker 1>I say this, and it wasn't really. I actually think

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<v Speaker 1>Laura was the one who instigated it. My mom. It's

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<v Speaker 1>coming on seventy three, maybe seventy four.

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<v Speaker 2>I should probably know it looks much better than that.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, she's an avid listener, so that Ellie's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>love that.

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<v Speaker 1>We wanted to get a place where my mom could

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<v Speaker 1>come down and spend more time with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking for an in house baby sit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's essentially what we need right now. So we've moved,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just everyone knows that moving house is fucking awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up there with one of the worst things ever.

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<v Speaker 2>No one has ever been enthusiastic. You could honestly be

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<v Speaker 2>like buying a fifty million dollar mansion and be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>moving into this mad house, but then moving day you like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck this, let's just stay well.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon that people who are buying a fifty million

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<v Speaker 1>dollar mansion aren't really lifting a finger.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if I bought a fifty million dollar mansion,

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<v Speaker 2>I would just leave wife and kids there and I

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<v Speaker 2>would just be like, just moving house. I'm moving life now.

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<v Speaker 1>I made the mistake. Though we've booked, we had the

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<v Speaker 1>remove less coming to Wednesday. It just it was it

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<v Speaker 1>made the most sense in terms of like when we

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<v Speaker 1>have to give the keys back to our old rental

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<v Speaker 1>to moving into this place. The Wednesday is when Laura

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<v Speaker 1>does her podcast record, and I was like, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be sweet you do that. I'll look after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Got it dialed. Worst decision I ever made in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a two man jobs. It's fun, it's it is punishing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been in my place now for a year. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I was saying, I moved from down the road.

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<v Speaker 2>So all I did was just open the boot, launch

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<v Speaker 2>things into the back, no boxes, yeah, and drove up

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<v Speaker 2>the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't have a removeless company. You didn't have any help. No,

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<v Speaker 1>what did you do with your bed?

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<v Speaker 2>They're still there in your bed?

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<v Speaker 1>You just left it the old no no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>We just put it on the roof. We did meet.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a mate just help me. We literally it's

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<v Speaker 2>like seven hundred meters ut the road because we hit

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<v Speaker 2>a speed bump and dropped it and we had to

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<v Speaker 2>go back for the mat TrEPS.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't tie it down, nah.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just like we just did mattress on top

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<v Speaker 2>of the roof and then me and a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>boys holding on literally twenty k's an hour up the street.

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<v Speaker 2>That's easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anyone like walking on another car look at you

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<v Speaker 1>and think what the fuck is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah? Because I live in a swamp. The people used

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<v Speaker 2>to that's what it's not North Bond, I mate, where

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<v Speaker 2>people would be like, oh, we can't be friends for them,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't afford a tie down. Yeah, so like that

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<v Speaker 2>was just like throw it all in the back of

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<v Speaker 2>the boot or whatever, drive it all up, open the garage,

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<v Speaker 2>launch it back in, and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Just did you have kids at that point?

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<v Speaker 2>This was like a year ago, mate, So yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>about the that's the arek kindy just got it done.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow for your animal.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm like you, I'm a real man.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to work in events ash and like loading

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<v Speaker 1>up putting pallettes in the back of a truck. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you know, blood doesn't show his hands.

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<v Speaker 2>They're pen pushing here.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to write emails. But I was on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the bed frame with the fucking boys. Yeah, loading

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<v Speaker 1>up the truck.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on the back of the bed frame with the boys.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, boom boom, get in.

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<v Speaker 2>All we did was boom, boom boom, just put it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they appreciated my help or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? There's probably this inside joke for

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<v Speaker 2>removal lists that are like the homebone is that try

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<v Speaker 2>homemooneer is out of here trying. It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>when you have like a handyman in and there's always

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<v Speaker 2>that like over the shoulder, over the shoulder, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing now? There? They're probably just like fucking here

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking they loved it. They'd be calling your uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it his uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>We stopped for lunch, had smoko. I was like, good day, boys, Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys got I've got to have roll and a

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<v Speaker 2>shocking milk and a sticky when I.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk like this normally, and then when I'm with the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>You bug it on.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I reckon, we try and lift the

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<v Speaker 1>barber after this.

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<v Speaker 2>And then your daughter walks in. You're like, daddy's here, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. You're hungry, You're hungry, sleepy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then did the boys. I was like, here you

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<v Speaker 1>go on, where's the job site tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the next move?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Fuck you?

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<v Speaker 2>Every man does it if you're not a trade And

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden, you're around a trading for

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<v Speaker 2>ten seconds, you turn into like someone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Was Nick who was in charge of the removed Nicko.

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<v Speaker 1>He was yet he was proper blue collar, great guy,

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<v Speaker 1>great guy issue though, she'll be right. He connected the

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<v Speaker 1>washing machine the pipes and you go pipe from the

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<v Speaker 1>washer to the hose taph He screwed one side on

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<v Speaker 1>and then he goes, it's too short. You're gonna need

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a longer one. He's got out of

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<v Speaker 1>Bunnings you buy two meter hose and I was like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean like the you know, the bloody

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<v Speaker 2>wooha down the blue, bloody white thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've gone to Bunnings picked up the hose. Also

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<v Speaker 1>felt pretty mainly being in Bunnings with a hose and hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Just reminds me of just before you go on you probab.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't say it because I haven't watched Park in rec

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<v Speaker 2>where Ron Swanson's walking through like the bunny and they're

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<v Speaker 2>like you need helps her and he's like, I know

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<v Speaker 2>more than you. I picture that.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the opposite. I was like, help help me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the last breckon nail. But I got out the pipe,

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<v Speaker 1>came home, went to unscrew the pipe because it was

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<v Speaker 1>connected to one end to the mains. Couldn't unscrew it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, not manly enough, I had to message Nico're just

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<v Speaker 2>like manly vocals around the boys, but as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to untaking your tap, you're like fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to message Nico and be like, is there

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<v Speaker 1>like a little secret to one doing this? And he's like, MA, Lefty, Lucy,

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't fucking do it either.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, So we have to get Laura

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<v Speaker 2>in to do it. Aprilil come around, She'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the only thing that really sucked was we had

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<v Speaker 1>an inflatable pool from Kmart that was sitting.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember it was the mosquito breathing around like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was full of dangy fever, thnky fever, thanky fever.

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<v Speaker 2>You had your own swamp I live in at the

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<v Speaker 2>back of your house.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got rid of the inflatable pool and the

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<v Speaker 1>tiles are like black, and I was like, I really

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<v Speaker 1>want to get the bond back, Like screw it, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to get the gurnie out. Started gurnying and I

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<v Speaker 1>now know that I didn't have the right attachment, so

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe like about as wide as your finger, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how wide the pressure, So imagine it's like it's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like a nickeo. I was doing these papers with this

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<v Speaker 1>little attachment. I now know you can get like a proper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, big like round thing that just goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and I finished two hours in. I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stood back to admire my work.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you four arms today?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? You know what I also did?

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<v Speaker 2>You tried to have a wang and you couldn't. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>it's too soret.

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<v Speaker 1>The hose attachment because it was really old. It kept

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<v Speaker 1>popping off catcher. So you're plugging the hose. So anyone

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<v Speaker 1>who who hasn't gurnied before you get the garden hose

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<v Speaker 1>plug it into the unit and it kept popping out.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had to kind of hold in that. Going

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<v Speaker 1>in with the other with this little head that was

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<v Speaker 1>like five centimeters wide, doing a huge back patio took

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<v Speaker 1>me hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, you were actually offline for so long trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get hold of you. I even had a nap, but

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<v Speaker 2>I did all sorts of things trying to get nothing

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<v Speaker 2>from you, and I was like, what the fuck is

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<v Speaker 2>this guy doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I finished, and I look back at the patio and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it looks like ship it still it looks

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<v Speaker 1>so average, still black. And people were like, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to use an acid wash now, yeah, probably, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know, bring your fucking removals. Your best friend Nick

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<v Speaker 2>help like, yeah, you need to mash oh yeah, in

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<v Speaker 2>a bloody acid wash.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. I drink that on a front.

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<v Speaker 2>That for smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>Nick, if you're listening, thank you for your help. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, here's that payment. Was it just a quick shout

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<v Speaker 2>out onto that I mean in fluent.

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<v Speaker 1>Flu a content creator? Thank you very much. But mate,

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<v Speaker 1>we're here in the new house.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts, thank you. I'm looking for defects. Oh, we

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<v Speaker 2>found the creaky floorboard. Where is there? Oh yeah, sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a fart. Sounds like brown Town, sounds like Dylan Brown.

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<v Speaker 2>You sound like you've had a great week. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to give you a quick little insight to her.

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<v Speaker 2>How my week has been. April very sick over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, how is she?

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<v Speaker 2>She's okay, now she's well, she's actually not still not great.

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<v Speaker 1>What was it? Do I know?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just this influenza that's going around. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. Again, not a doctor, not a doctor, just

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<v Speaker 2>to guess. I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Finger in the bumpy that is chlamydia.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes, a little bit warm up there. And Macy's

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<v Speaker 2>had conjunctivitors this week.

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<v Speaker 1>We were on the phone together when you were like, oh, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>Candy's calling me.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst call. Someone actually dmd us as well, saying like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it the worst when that happens? It's been over

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<v Speaker 2>it a few times. I think it's kind of like one,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to stop what you're doing too, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to go pick him up, and three still got to

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<v Speaker 2>pay for it.

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<v Speaker 1>With that phone call when they say you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>pick them up? Have you ever been like I can't

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<v Speaker 1>just nah, leam out the front they're working out. I'm good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I've always been in a situation where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like this around the corner or working from home. But

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<v Speaker 1>what can you just can you just say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I think they just call like the

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<v Speaker 2>third person, so they'd call for me. They called April

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<v Speaker 2>called me. Then they call pop Up because the pop

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<v Speaker 2>Up picked him up all the time, and Papa would

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<v Speaker 2>just say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, Poppa, he is good. He has got April's dad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>shout out to Popper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Anyways, everyone's sick. Everyone sick in your everyone's sick

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<v Speaker 2>in my hand. Have you been seeing you?

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<v Speaker 1>It takes a lot to knock down big Old Ashton.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I reckon. I had about ten hours sleeping,

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<v Speaker 2>like the four days of last week everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're such a god, you're a here.

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<v Speaker 2>Big nights out. I went to the Matilda's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait. I thought, you're gonna say, because you've been looking

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<v Speaker 1>after the kids and nah, you've been going out getting pissed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I went to the Matilda's game. It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>How was that?

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<v Speaker 2>The atmosphere was amazing. One thing I didn't like about

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<v Speaker 2>it though, is far too many puffa jackets. It was

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<v Speaker 2>just a sea of puffer jack and you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>seventy five thousand people. They could have fit double in

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<v Speaker 2>that if people they said it was like wall to

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<v Speaker 2>wall gortex, like George Costanza, like they're stuck in this seat.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was all for a puffer jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, I belong with my people sleeping bag. I

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<v Speaker 2>can tell I was like a bunch of people walking

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<v Speaker 2>around in their sleeping bag. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>Just that love like.

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<v Speaker 2>Walking down makes me sick.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you wear if you don't wear a puffer jacket?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely anything?

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<v Speaker 1>What is that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd wear a fucking burlap sack.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things that you wear a potato sack that don't

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<v Speaker 1>make any sense because they're very practical and being a

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<v Speaker 1>dad is all about being practical. Crocs and puffa jackets.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate them both, two things that you were fighting

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<v Speaker 1>way too hard.

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<v Speaker 2>Just won't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Go with the tide. Come and join us. Please, When

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<v Speaker 1>you finally start wearing crocks and a puffer jacket, we

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<v Speaker 1>will all be there standing outside your house being like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>no of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking hope that day.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna happen. It's not a question of if, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a question of when.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to happen. I promise you that.

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<v Speaker 1>And you were sitting right next to Hammich Blake the soccer.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't far from him.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see him?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I saw Jim Jeffries. You tell me with the

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<v Speaker 2>alumni of comedy just in the comedic bar.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing in there?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't worry about it. Nah. It was actually just

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<v Speaker 2>general admission. That was just jah really yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I went. I went with a female soccer team.

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<v Speaker 2>Long story.

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<v Speaker 1>We can we just say for a second, I get around.

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<v Speaker 1>Not many people know this about you, Ash you were

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<v Speaker 1>previously I would say, a semi professional. That's that's not

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<v Speaker 1>even I'm not even trying to be funny here.

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<v Speaker 2>I was not.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't who'd you play for? What was it? Tweed River?

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<v Speaker 2>Tweed River?

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<v Speaker 1>Crabs? What was it? Who were they?

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<v Speaker 2>The cuts and crabs?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your team called?

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<v Speaker 2>It was for far North Coast, New South Wales? That

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<v Speaker 2>was what was you? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>What was your animal?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember, I remember anyway, Can I get back

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<v Speaker 2>to my story or do you want to go on

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<v Speaker 2>about it? Anyway? So Macy's been off sick now the

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<v Speaker 2>other day it's been quite nice, warm weather. There was

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of rainy days there. But on Macy's change

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<v Speaker 2>table there's a couple of drawers underneath, great perfect nappies

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<v Speaker 2>in there, everything you need. So Macy did really big ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking a fucking room clearer. Someone will walk into

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<v Speaker 2>that and go, whoa, that is strong, That is pludget. Yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>it was thick. Anyway, She's done this big poo and

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<v Speaker 2>I've wrapped it up. Okay, I haven't bagged it yet,

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<v Speaker 2>wrapped it up and I've just put it in like

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<v Speaker 2>the drawer was open. I'm just I'm just popping it down, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just for a sec. Well, I got a new one

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<v Speaker 2>out in the drawer. Yeah, just in the drawer there

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<v Speaker 2>like that got a new nappy right next to where

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<v Speaker 2>I did it, wrapped her up with a new nappy,

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<v Speaker 2>got a dressed, and I've just got up, closed the

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<v Speaker 2>drawer and left.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 2>I've forgotten what happened there anyway, because you focused on

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<v Speaker 2>the kid. Yep, yep. So this is her room in

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<v Speaker 2>during the day, faces the sun. So we're out all day,

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<v Speaker 2>all day, like the sun is just beaming. Thankfully it's winter.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine it was summer beaming down on this drawer.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a mini kiln.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was just like like the death ray. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm out cooking, I'm out. April has been in

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<v Speaker 2>bed all day.

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<v Speaker 1>April's at home sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Sick, but she's in the other room she's been in.

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<v Speaker 2>She's I've never seen that bedridden. So we eventually we

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<v Speaker 2>come home, have bath or whatever for bedtime, and I

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<v Speaker 2>take her into a room to get dressed, the change table,

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<v Speaker 2>and I opened that drawer. It was already a room clearer.

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<v Speaker 2>Open the drawer and it just about punched me in

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<v Speaker 2>the face. I've left a nappy baking in the sun

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<v Speaker 2>for eight hours.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I was like four my eyes,

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<v Speaker 1>your clothing just disintegrates.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, everyone needs a bath again, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. And it was just like pain has been

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<v Speaker 2>ripped in bed and she just hears me going, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like what, and I told her what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>It was honestly the most putrid thing I had.

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<v Speaker 1>The neighbors must have thought someone had, you know, fallen

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<v Speaker 1>like got nil ill and been there for like ten bar.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like like when you you know, when you're

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<v Speaker 2>like walking down like a bush trail or something, you

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<v Speaker 2>smell a dead animal. Yes, that's what it was like.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't come out until it's like they've made

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<v Speaker 2>the drawers to vacuum seal. The freshness in the house

0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:25.359
<v Speaker 2>still sinks. It's just baked its way into the top drawer.

0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:27.000
<v Speaker 2>You know when you have those things that you just

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<v Speaker 2>cannot clean to get the smell. That's what the top

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<v Speaker 2>draw smells like.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you just is every window open in the.

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<v Speaker 2>House, everything's open, the ceiling off to air the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>room out. Anyway. I feel so amazy because she had

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Poor little girl. Husky daddy, please you've done this yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Get in there, so Matthew. Last week I told a

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<v Speaker 2>story about a friend of mine who had a really

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<v Speaker 2>really bad gift from his dad, so his daughter's grandfather.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a jacket, turned out to be a dog's jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>I told him that I told this story. Had hec

0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:07.520
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, he said, I heard it. You

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<v Speaker 2>told it much better if I tell it. It's just sad.

0:21:12.880 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, we received a few dms, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I put the call out there for anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, even before I put the call out there, it

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<v Speaker 2>sounds a good one from taking. So her father in

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:27.720
<v Speaker 2>law gave her son twenty dollars for his birthday. He

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<v Speaker 2>later took the money home with him because the son

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<v Speaker 2>kept leaving it on.

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<v Speaker 1>The floor, just like twenty on its own. Must have

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<v Speaker 1>been a twenty little lobster.

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<v Speaker 2>Must have been a little lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, it could be worse. You could be giving

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to your good mate on his birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but you're going to clean my cast.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you time this segment specifically on your birthday knowing

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<v Speaker 1>that I would forget your birthday present?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and it's clinical like that. This is all

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<v Speaker 2>just I've been working on this for months.

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<v Speaker 1>It's to make me feel even more shit, not exhausted

0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:02.919
<v Speaker 1>from the house move. Is that why you put this together?

0:22:03.040 --> 0:22:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Absolutely. Anyway, we'll come back to that. I've got

0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 2>further punishments for you. So here's another one from Just

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<v Speaker 2>Get This renamed Nicki Webster.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not the Nicky webinar.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't be.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be with a photo.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no photo screenshot it. Anyway, Nicky says, my uncle

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<v Speaker 2>would save his Happy Meals toys and give it to

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<v Speaker 2>us for our birthdays. I think that's I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I mean, pretty stingy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for the stinge.

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<v Speaker 1>But kids love that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, look there's ship presents bo aren't they. This

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<v Speaker 2>one is my life. H My kids are one year

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<v Speaker 2>old and he got a rebound soccer net. He can't

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<v Speaker 2>even walk.

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<v Speaker 1>For a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's a good and there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of really stupid grandparents.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be a real gift.

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<v Speaker 2>No one's going on surely, or they're probably thinking, like

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<v Speaker 2>by the time of his second birthday, might be walking,

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<v Speaker 2>might be a rebound. Is like, that's like, that's like training.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, as I said professional, you later grew up.

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<v Speaker 2>To be Ronaldo.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to start a mountain.

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<v Speaker 2>You do. Yeah, it's like Don Bradman with the ping pong.

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<v Speaker 1>Or the golf whatever he cares look.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep sending your presence, you know, like that. I like

0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:19.960
<v Speaker 2>to see that. There's another one there. I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to read, which was someone gift to their grandson a

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<v Speaker 2>nature sensory kit which had like, what's that? Exactly what's that?

0:23:27.240 --> 0:23:34.399
<v Speaker 2>It was just a tin with sticks, pine cones and leaves.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, Oh, that's a great gift. Marley might

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, again, you can just go out the back there,

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<v Speaker 2>just pick a few of those plants, gilo tin straight

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<v Speaker 2>in there, a couple of pine cones. That'll show them.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, before we go into your favorite segment. When we

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<v Speaker 1>did the last episode in between, i've been to the snow.

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<v Speaker 1>I do recall y Ash and sorry because I know

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<v Speaker 1>we're also at some point we did speak about going

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<v Speaker 1>to the snow together.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, once you found out that I've never stoneboard, you

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<v Speaker 2>could crop me like a fucking meat pie.

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<v Speaker 1>You can appreciate that, No, I can't. Okay, Well, people

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.359
<v Speaker 1>who have been to the snow, if they have a

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<v Speaker 1>friend who's never been to the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not that I haven't been to the snow. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not like I'm going to be like, what's this white

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<v Speaker 2>cold stuff? It sounded like Mickey out, Oh my god, you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Never been when you've had some, when you've had some

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<v Speaker 1>snow experience under your belt, I will then take you

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<v Speaker 1>to the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going. This is why, because you snow. People

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a fucking privilege.

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:41.119
<v Speaker 1>Like we're a different race. How do you segregate us

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like that in BONDI going to the snow with a

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<v Speaker 1>puffer jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you be fucking original for once. I'm just hurt.

0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>If you want your car wash, you're going the wrong

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<v Speaker 1>way about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You washed it. Make it so we went to the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>Either that or I get Marley to get when she

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<v Speaker 2>gets home, she's going to get out there and wash it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got cars. You know that. The debate was before

0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:05.879
<v Speaker 1>we went, obviously understood that you were not coming. That

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<v Speaker 1>was identified. But then I was thinking do I bring

0:25:10.280 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 1>my kids with me? Like? Do I bring Marley's four?

0:25:14.000 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 1>That means she's just old enough for the youngest you

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<v Speaker 1>have to be is four years old to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Take wine. But then I was like, what the fuck,

0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 1>what do I do with Lola? Do I? I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>find a babysit.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we do a buster just tied to a pole

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<v Speaker 2>and leave her a bowl foot.

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<v Speaker 1>You can get babysitters down there. But then I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>Lola's going to flip out if we're all getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>and we're heading out the door and she's got to

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<v Speaker 1>stay in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Year because she's old enough to know now.

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<v Speaker 1>That she's missing out. And then like it's it actually

0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 1>was a lot warm. It's fucking warm down there at

0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:47.040
<v Speaker 1>the moment. It was like ten degrees where we were

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.000
<v Speaker 1>so like she could have played outside, but we thought

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 1>we don't want to be crammed in all day by yourself.

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Got to the snow, saw the snow, and I was

0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.399
<v Speaker 1>just thinking to myself, Oh, the kids were loved it here,

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<v Speaker 1>like it would have been such a great experience. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I saw this mom and her daughter. Her daughter

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<v Speaker 1>was like decked out in that cute little ski jacket. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my kids, And she was like, thanks mommy for such

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:11.560
<v Speaker 1>a fun day.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you so much. You're such a good parent.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh my god, my heart had

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the gilts and I was like I was kicking myself.

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:22.119
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I should have just brought Marley. It

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<v Speaker 1>would have been such an amazing experience. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>saw something that made me change my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and it was a dad said.

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<v Speaker 1>He was standing there carrying his skis like arms out

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:43.160
<v Speaker 1>like carrying sticks, defeated his skis, his poles, his kids,

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<v Speaker 1>two of them, all of their skis, and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going, Johnathan, get out of that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid must have been five or six on his back,

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<v Speaker 1>just like laying in the muddy, melted water, big puddles

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<v Speaker 1>of it. And he's like, dog, not see that, I'm

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:04.920
<v Speaker 1>corrying all the skis. No, see this dad fucking losing

0:27:04.960 --> 0:27:07.680
<v Speaker 1>it at his kids. Both kids had no interest in

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:08.480
<v Speaker 1>being at the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>And you just spent all this money for him to

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:11.080
<v Speaker 2>And I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just thought, do you know what, maybe it's the right

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 1>thing that I'm definitely I'm not here with the kids totally.

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.200
<v Speaker 1>My other favorite thing that I saw at the snow

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<v Speaker 1>ash A lot of people go to the snow and

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>do a little bit of skiing snowboarding, but really they're

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 1>there to get pissed and party.

0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'd go.

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:28.880
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, I feel like you're that target audience, someone

0:27:28.920 --> 0:27:29.680
<v Speaker 1>who would like to.

0:27:30.240 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 2>You could have just left me there. You could do

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:32.480
<v Speaker 2>what you need to do with.

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 1>This you do out there, there's a lot of bars.

0:27:35.080 --> 0:27:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Secret at pray skiing they call it ash for those

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.240
<v Speaker 1>who aren't familiar with the terms. That's when you drink

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:41.760
<v Speaker 1>after you have been on the mountain.

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that just called drinking?

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:47.200
<v Speaker 1>A pray a pray? Isn't it just a prayer after

0:27:47.520 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 1>no at praise?

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>After ski a pray a pray skiing Wayne pray ski.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to fucking teach you, mate, Do you want

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>to learn? Do you want to come or not? People

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.240
<v Speaker 1>are talking in ski terms.

0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, what is everyone talking about?

0:28:02.160 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 1>And then and then when you hear apri ski. Thank

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 1>god Matt taught me what people are talking about. As

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:11.320
<v Speaker 1>I stand here on my crocs and puffer jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get some croc skis.

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<v Speaker 1>One morning on the Saturday, we got it pretty early

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.840
<v Speaker 1>to go, trying to get first lifts up and at

0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:23.879
<v Speaker 1>the bottom there was a toilet there in the urinal.

0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.199
<v Speaker 1>The guy standing there, who had clearly had a fucking

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 1>big night nice, He's stunk of booze anyway. So he's

0:28:31.520 --> 0:28:33.920
<v Speaker 1>like he's standing to one side. I'm standing about a

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.680
<v Speaker 1>meter or two away from him. I'm pissing, and he's

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 1>doing the piss where he like did the head back.

0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, that's the best piss.

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Except his ski glove had fallen in the trough. Yes,

0:28:50.080 --> 0:28:53.480
<v Speaker 1>that's great, and he's just pissing on his glove, and I.

0:28:53.480 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Was just like defeated. Man.

0:28:55.120 --> 0:28:58.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, excuse me, and he's like and I'm like, hey,

0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>your glove and he's like, oh my god, imagine being

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:06.480
<v Speaker 1>that hungover.

0:29:07.360 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a really good time.

0:29:11.560 --> 0:29:14.040
<v Speaker 1>And then, just quickly before we move on to your segment,

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving back ash and I was very excited

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:20.560
<v Speaker 1>to see my girls three nights away. I was like,

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait. I'm gonna I made sure I got home.

0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Got to be the best at ever, read.

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Them stories, and I thought, I'm going to get home

0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 1>at like six o'clock so I can do dinner at

0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 1>bath with them, put them to bed, and lasted about

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say seven minutes before I was like,

0:29:37.000 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>probably should have taken a longer break on the road

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:41.560
<v Speaker 1>and come home when they're asleep.

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 2>One more free night. Gotta get that free night.

0:29:47.040 --> 0:29:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't last long, does it? No, it doesn't last long.

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, who wants a story? Fuck off?

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Dad, you abandoned us for the snow. Ash told us

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 2>all about it.

0:29:58.840 --> 0:30:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Because anyone would to put their pe amazon. No, you're

0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:03.240
<v Speaker 1>a shit parent.

0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, we heard about the Milo kids, so

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:07.600
<v Speaker 2>we're having such a good time.

0:30:07.920 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>You're a ship dad. Your brain really tricks you into

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 1>thinking that you're going to enjoy it a lot more

0:30:14.080 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>than what it's actually.

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>It was how quickly you forget? Who story was so boring?

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Was it a real yawn? Yeah?

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 2>That was. You're gonna lie down if you want, mate,

0:30:30.600 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to you quickly forget. It's hard, damn Yeah,

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:37.120
<v Speaker 2>like just pecking away, yeah, pecking away. And then you

0:30:37.120 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 2>go away and they're not pecking away for three days

0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, I could go back and just kill it,

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 2>and then they bring you crashing back down to earth

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 2>within minutes.

0:30:46.520 --> 0:30:49.640
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like. It's kind of like spicy food,

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:51.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, when you haven't had spicy food for a

0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:53.840
<v Speaker 1>while and you think, I'm gonna have something spicy. I'll

0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:56.040
<v Speaker 1>get the curry, and then you have one mouthful, and

0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>you're like that is hot and awful and not good

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.120
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not enjoying this at all.

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.280
<v Speaker 2>And then the next day your ring hoole's just stinging.

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Tell me lies, Tell me Lie, Matthew. Our favorite segment, lies,

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<v Speaker 2>and our lovely listeners submit lies.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to go first?

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 2>I think so?

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:31:23.920 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Is that okay with you?

0:31:24.520 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, we may as well get you done in Dusty

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:27.520
<v Speaker 1>because you're about to fall asleep. You keep your wanting

0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:28.040
<v Speaker 1>so much.

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:30.520
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you should just perk up your stories a little

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:36.640
<v Speaker 2>bit more. Make it through the episode. I'm just hurting

0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 2>you eat it. When we fight, we're not fighting. We're

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 2>not I'll go first, just because I'm doing the talking

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 2>right now, Lies Matthew. Every week our Lovely listeners send

0:31:47.320 --> 0:31:47.840
<v Speaker 2>us lies.

0:31:47.960 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 1>They are great listeners.

0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:51.440
<v Speaker 2>It's either their d ms or we get you know,

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 2>old mate farting into his phone.

0:31:53.240 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 1>Also, Dylan Brown, what's up? You've been very good at

0:31:57.120 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>replying to people.

0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I know, very good because I'm not drinking as much

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 2>at the moment. Got They have one of those robot vacuums,

0:32:09.040 --> 0:32:10.880
<v Speaker 2>much like what you have over here that other rich

0:32:10.920 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 2>people have.

0:32:15.120 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 1>I keep next to the puffa Jackets.

0:32:17.080 --> 0:32:20.000
<v Speaker 2>Puffa Jackets and the Crocs. So they've got a robot vacuum,

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 2>and they warned their kids the robot vacuum comes around

0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>at night and picks up all the toys on the

0:32:26.480 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 2>floor that you've left out. Yes, clever, and I am

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 2>going to buy the cheapest robot vacuum from wherever and

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 2>use the same Yeah, I reckon, that's an absolute fucking winner.

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:45.320
<v Speaker 2>The worst. So he got he got the tracks out,

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 2>like the hot worst track. I think I've told you

0:32:47.040 --> 0:32:49.320
<v Speaker 2>this story. You got the hot worst tracks out. And

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:51.320
<v Speaker 2>I were meant to be going to a birthday party.

0:32:51.360 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, you can't go to the party until you've

0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:57.680
<v Speaker 2>cleaned all this up. And then I went upstairs to

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 2>get dressed, and I kept like checking on him, and

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:02.080
<v Speaker 2>he was just kicking his heels and he was like,

0:33:02.160 --> 0:33:07.040
<v Speaker 2>this is boring. I'm bored, but I want to party.

0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 2>Pick them up, like, pick them up, go to the party.

0:33:12.680 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 2>He was like, but I just want to party. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, mate, me too, trust me. But sometimes you've

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<v Speaker 2>got to get through the week before you can party.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fun. Today you were drunk on Tuthay.

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<v Speaker 2>Get through half the day, okay, then you can party.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm just gonna get even the robot vacuum

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't work, And if someone wants to donate a robot

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<v Speaker 2>vacuum to me, that'd be great because that would really

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<v Speaker 2>help me out because Oscar lazy shit, Matthew, what have you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Well, this one has come from a lovely listener Ash,

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<v Speaker 1>who actually is someone that I've had sex with, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't often have sex with the listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know my mum was writing it. No, this

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<v Speaker 2>one is I don't know if I have sex with

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<v Speaker 2>the listeners from me either.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely I say, our lovely wife, my lovely wife out.

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<v Speaker 1>But what's mine is yours? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>This is all, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a recording submission.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a new but totally acceptable lie that we

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<v Speaker 2>can tell our children and has worked for like four

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<v Speaker 2>days straight now. So I told Lola four days ago

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<v Speaker 2>because she hates giving her teeth brushed. I told her

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<v Speaker 2>that there's sugar bugs in her teeth and we have

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<v Speaker 2>to brush the sugar bugs out. But then I doubled

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<v Speaker 2>down on it because today I showed her she had

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<v Speaker 2>chocolate in her teeth, and I showed her the chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, look, it's the sugar bugs. She was like, God, crush,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a parenting win, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little hip thrust. That's really I always say that, like

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<v Speaker 2>this segment really brings out the creativity of parents, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it can be underestimated how creative people are,

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<v Speaker 2>because look, Laura has just come up with that sugar bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>Sugar bugs is gray. It's like you'll, legitimately you go

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<v Speaker 2>to the depths of your creative mind to come up

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<v Speaker 2>with something to get a small child to do what

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<v Speaker 2>it is that they have to do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing how effective it is because I would have

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<v Speaker 1>to like pin her down to brush her teeth, and

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<v Speaker 1>she would be wriggling and squirming and screaming, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a dog brush, Like it was easy.

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<v Speaker 1>To brush Buster's teeth and it was Lolla's.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's got all her limbs. How sleepy is over there?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey buddy, wake him up? Hey, yeah, you asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey see tails Wagon's tails.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you want? Lola will come to

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<v Speaker 1>us now as soon as she finishes dinner, and she

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<v Speaker 1>goes the sugar bugs, quick, quick, get them out. It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she's anxiety on the poor girl's never been higher.

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<v Speaker 2>Just walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>Get them out.

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<v Speaker 2>What sugar is she having? That's what I want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Hey, Ash before we go, But we do have

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<v Speaker 1>time as always for two listener questions people who have

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<v Speaker 1>written in they need advice for their own situation. For

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<v Speaker 1>some unknown reason, they've come to us. I will go

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<v Speaker 1>first if I may, sure, Okay, this question comes from Louise.

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<v Speaker 1>Louise asks, how do you stop your kids from eating

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<v Speaker 1>dry dog or cat food from the pets bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>Pick the bowl up. I'm pretty simple, although I have

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<v Speaker 2>never had this problem. The problem that we have had

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<v Speaker 2>with both kids is they love the water bowl. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the thing. They splashing around in the fucking water bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>Thankfully I don't have carpet, it's got tiles, so clean up.

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<v Speaker 2>To Evie, well, it's just annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, Louise, are you sure you're

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<v Speaker 1>not raising dog an animal?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we don't see a dog parents at the same

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<v Speaker 2>levels see actual parents on this podcast. They never never

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<v Speaker 2>eating it.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not not They like to. Actually sometimes they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>have you ever had well a dog biscuit? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I ate a shmacko now I go Waco for shmacos?

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<v Speaker 2>How's that for a plug?

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<v Speaker 1>At we are looking for a new sponsor. What flavor

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<v Speaker 1>you got this beef jerky with.

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<v Speaker 2>Lamb neck because they make them so realistic? Now looking,

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<v Speaker 2>is this the snacks?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you? Is this after a night out or are

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<v Speaker 1>you just like on a week night.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at a pet shop getting I was getting what.

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<v Speaker 1>Pet do you have? No pet? Buying a fucking box

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<v Speaker 1>of shmackos sitting in your car, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Nora is buying a new collar.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, why does the car stink of shmacko?

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<v Speaker 2>I was buying a new collar right for four for

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<v Speaker 2>me and on the counter we're like, look, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>On, go on, explain yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>It was at human level the counter. I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was a little no. No. They were

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<v Speaker 2>like it was like a shape of a muffin or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It just looked like the little biscuits. And I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I ate it.

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<v Speaker 1>And the lady was like, excuse me? Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, they're meant to be for your pet.

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<v Speaker 2>When you have your pet with you in the pet

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<v Speaker 2>shop and it's like, you know, when you treat them

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<v Speaker 2>for being good, you just ate.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course it's a human eye. You're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>put it down on the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>For a dog. It was a bit of a.

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<v Speaker 1>We will make mistakes. We will make mistakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. It tastes like shit. So look, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Just elevate it, don't put it at human level because

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<v Speaker 2>I don't it. Okay, Matthew. My question is things to

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<v Speaker 2>do at home with your toddler that don't involve screen time.

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<v Speaker 2>Screen time, not scream.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the biggest question for ever had that. I also

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the answer. For Thursdays, I'm with the

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<v Speaker 1>girls all day. We have swimming in the morning. My

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<v Speaker 1>go to is the park. I'm like, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>be out of the house. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>inside the house.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's raining and you're at home. There's like the

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<v Speaker 2>standards drawing, draw painting the.

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<v Speaker 1>Issue that I have, right though, Marley loves it, but

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<v Speaker 1>both girls Lola will just's, she'll draw on the walls,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll wreckon and then Marley will finish a drawing and

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<v Speaker 1>then Lola draws in it and Marley's like, my fucking drawer, unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they have.

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<v Speaker 2>And drawing.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the acid wash. My go to is we play zombies.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hide and seeking. You know, fine, it's h y hide.

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<v Speaker 1>And seek and I'm the zombie and then they have

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<v Speaker 1>to run away from me and I go to try

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<v Speaker 1>and find them.

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<v Speaker 2>I just locked mine in the cupboard. And on that note,

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<v Speaker 2>we have run out of time.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just leave it at that, No, you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone listening Ash is joking. He loves his kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you talking on my behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to help you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, get out of here. If you have enjoyed any episodes,

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to. I don't want to ask you

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<v Speaker 1>to do something that you don't want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking drop it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I can don't.

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<v Speaker 1>If you could please actually three things, review, five stars

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<v Speaker 1>or however many stars you would like to give, write

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<v Speaker 1>a review. But also if you're listening on Apple Podcasts

0:40:56.160 --> 0:40:58.319
<v Speaker 1>and I think on Spotify as well, and you can

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<v Speaker 1>do this follow us. So then every week when we

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<v Speaker 1>do put that a new episode.

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<v Speaker 2>You get it on Wednesday in your ears that you like,

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<v Speaker 2>or send it to someone who needs a perk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's being spoon fed. Yea. It's like it's like having

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 1>us injected directly into your veins every Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>And send it to someone that needs a bit of

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:16.440
<v Speaker 2>a pep.

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<v Speaker 1>Up because except for those who are parents at that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now send it to me. We need.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to wash your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's go. You are.

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<v Speaker 1>Two doting dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 1>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 2>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 2>people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land