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Speaker 1: I've got a sneeze and April I told you about

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Speaker 1: Aprils doesn't know how to premp sneeze. She's like anyway

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Speaker 1: she's sneezes. You can't feel it coming, like what she

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Speaker 1: all others I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Guarding Dads. I am Mattie, Jay

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Speaker 2: and I. This is a podcast that is all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad and relatable.

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Speaker 2: And one thing you will not get on this podcast

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Speaker 2: is men giving advice on parenting.

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Speaker 1: Although we've been doing hack or that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not really asked giving advice. It's more so

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Speaker 2: just criticizing other parents, talking about how they pair on

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Speaker 2: social media. Perfect a few things to talk about.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot going on.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about I don't know if you noticed, but

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Speaker 2: I was walking with quite the hobble. No, I came in, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm injured right now. What happened? The walking wounded ash?

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Speaker 2: What happened plaited on me. I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even notice, so copy that bad.

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Speaker 2: It's not like you to notice anything about someone else,

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Speaker 2: is it? What's it take to get your.

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Speaker 1: Attention that loaded up?

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Speaker 2: Ready? To go, didn't you. I could walk in here

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Speaker 2: with the missing arm and you'd be good to say

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Speaker 2: about it.

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Speaker 1: I would be like, he's armless, that guy, Hey, bad jack.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even going to give you a sympathy laugh.

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Speaker 2: I was. I was walking down the hallway and I

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Speaker 2: turned over my shoulder, looked behind me, and then as

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Speaker 2: I went to then look forward again. As I was

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Speaker 2: still moving forward, progressing forward, dressing forward, I was mid stride.

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Speaker 2: I just almost like I was kicking a football to

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Speaker 2: and then hit the corner of a wall on my

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Speaker 2: little toe.

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Speaker 1: It was like, God, I did it. I did it

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Speaker 1: in the kitchen and the toe was facing the other way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you want to see it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, holy shit, Oh my god, let me get at

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Speaker 1: this angle of it.

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Speaker 2: That is Oh my god. It was like a little potato,

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Speaker 2: my fitteral fluffy for my socks. It looks like a

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Speaker 2: little fluffy potato bitter content for anyone wondering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tune in.

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Speaker 2: Also, dirty socks. How much we to pay for them?

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Speaker 2: Did you see that thing?

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Speaker 1: On? So just off topic, I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: You well, just give me the fucking sympathy for five minutes.

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Speaker 2: I've got a broken toe. It's just a little toe,

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Speaker 2: just a little to I can't even walk right now.

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Speaker 1: There was a lady who sold her sold her socks,

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Speaker 1: right but the guy's request. I just assumed it was

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Speaker 2: If that's what you're into. Good on you, Good on

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Speaker 2: you for not being bad.

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Speaker 1: Luck him up. That's fucking weird. That's not for me.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about your toe. That Do you know what the

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Speaker 1: shit thing about that toe is is? Because it's such

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Speaker 1: a useless toe. It does keep you balanced, but it

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Speaker 1: also deviates so easy, so like for you to actually

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Speaker 1: mend that, you're going to have to attach it, like

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Speaker 1: with some tape.

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon? I tape it to the other one.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, otherwise it'll hurt for way longer. Because even

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Speaker 2: like I was, I was kneeling down to get the

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Speaker 2: I was squatting down on the tip of my toes

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Speaker 2: and then just you know, you don't realize how much

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Speaker 1: It does so I would I would tape it. I

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Speaker 1: remember when I did mine and it went out that way.

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Speaker 1: The toe desiccated and I had to break and I

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Speaker 1: broke it and I had to bring it back.

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Speaker 2: How long are we talking? And I did the recovery.

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Speaker 1: It was ages because I didn't tape it the first time,

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Speaker 1: surfing and the water deviated it back out. So I

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Speaker 1: real doctor. They hate us. They're like, yeah, buddy, tooth,

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Speaker 2: In the scheme of injuries.

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Speaker 1: It's minimal, but it's so annoying.

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Speaker 2: I did have a moment where I was putting out

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Speaker 2: the washing and I was like, why, man, what have

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Speaker 2: I done to deserve this? I'm a good guy, and

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Speaker 1: So painful too, Anything with your toes is really Macon

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Speaker 1: did that, I dropped a chopping board on mine, like immediately.

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Speaker 2: Dropped it on both on the ground.

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Speaker 1: That's because we were moving things around, Matthew, as you've

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm staring out to your paddock and it's beautiful. Jeez,

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Speaker 2: it feels like we're in the country a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Why not the journey to get here, well weeks ash.

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Speaker 2: For those who were followed on, you got evictied.

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Speaker 1: By the fucking dogshit landlord. Do you know actually, just

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Speaker 1: quickly before we progress, please, he's put the place back

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Speaker 1: on for rent, apply for it. Nah, so you know

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Speaker 1: what he's done. So just to recap people, we got

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Speaker 1: kicked out because of a rotten beam. I complained about it,

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Speaker 1: and he terminated our contract.

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Speaker 2: That's what he did.

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Speaker 1: And he was like, look, I've had this place for

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Speaker 2: How many times did you complain about something that needed

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Speaker 1: It was three months the maintenance go in the complex said, look,

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Speaker 2: How many other things are we talking about? Lights? Appliance

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Speaker 1: Only other thing I complained about in that place that

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Speaker 1: very fair, and he came and he and he hammered

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Speaker 1: it back down and fixed that. Fine, don't care how

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Speaker 1: and fix that really easy. If you're going to be

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Speaker 1: rent it out, they're minor things you've got that can't

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Speaker 1: be inconvenience. The inconvenience for this was it was a

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Speaker 1: And then he said here's a letter of renewal and

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Speaker 2: And then he terminated the contract very fair. Terminated the least.

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Speaker 1: Which they're actually bringing a law out now which we've

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Speaker 2: What a wonker, Oh fucking ass. How much more expensive

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Speaker 2: is it? Has? He jacked the price.

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Speaker 1: Two more so he split the top bedroom into so

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Speaker 1: he's cut the bedroom in half and that's a three better.

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Speaker 2: Being and he replaced them. Yeah, he replaced the.

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Speaker 1: Being the week I was moving out.

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Speaker 2: But guess what.

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Speaker 1: He replaced it with timber that again is not suitable

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Speaker 2: And for those of you wondering that timber.

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Speaker 2: Ash Wicks kimber whisperer.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, anyway, mate, God speeds to you, mate. But you

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Speaker 1: know what, one day you get struck by lightning. But

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Speaker 1: do you know a good thing.

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Speaker 2: Is shout out, I love how like of all the deaths,

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Speaker 2: you're like struck by.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's like, moving with two small children.

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Speaker 2: What a way to go?

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Speaker 1: What a way to go? Imagine that at your funeral

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Speaker 1: Oscar being able to sell his friends. My dad died,

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Speaker 1: he was struck by lightning, his feet blew out. It

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Speaker 1: was a whole scene.

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Speaker 2: Man. But the cafe across the road has said to me,

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Speaker 2: he's not welcome here anymore.

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Speaker 1: So when he does go to buy coffee across the road,

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Speaker 1: but uncle Pete, it's going to be like, get the

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Speaker 1: fuck out. Of here.

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Speaker 2: I reckon, Pete's really going to turn away? He's crazy.

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Speaker 2: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: He will? He's a crazy Italian he will.

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Speaker 2: He you know, small business, You've got a pain customer,

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Speaker 2: cash and hand.

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Speaker 1: He is not short of money. They are rinsing people

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Speaker 1: for coffee down there.

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Speaker 2: Most expensive coffee and Warrior were delicious.

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Speaker 1: Oh no they're not. I'm sure the one coffee this

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Speaker 1: guy buys is not going to send him a bankrupt

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Speaker 1: I'll go down there and the doors to shut.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, that was so, Then you live with Frank.

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Speaker 1: I've done Okay, you want some you're asking me for sympathy.

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Speaker 1: Here's a bit of sympathy that I'm going to get

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Speaker 1: from you and from all the listeners. I've just had

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Speaker 2: Can I pull you up on something? You've done it wrong?

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Speaker 2: Why you've done it wrong? How? Okay? If you're moving

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Speaker 2: has established themselves an industry to assist homeowners or renters

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Speaker 2: cost of living. My gun from one place to the other.

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Speaker 1: Cost of living.

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Speaker 2: They are there, there's there, There are many, they are there,

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Speaker 2: they them, there are many removalless companies.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm aware. I'm aware, I'm aware.

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Speaker 2: But why what do you have against removals? Do you

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Speaker 2: hate removallesses? You hate dentists? What happened? No?

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Speaker 1: I just, honestly, I just don't see value in it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then if you say that, I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to give you any sympathy at all.

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Speaker 1: I see value in it. Look, okay, that was wrong.

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Speaker 1: I see value in it if It's as if I

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Speaker 1: was moving into a unit with heaps of stairs and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I cannot do that. I cannot

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Speaker 1: physically do that, but we will moved. It's not the

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Speaker 1: physical moving of all all the big stuff that that

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Speaker 1: I want sympathy for. I want sympathy for the sheer

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Speaker 1: amount of shit two kids have, and the small then

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Speaker 1: also them trying to get them to adjust again in

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Speaker 1: a new place. So like, for example, okay, two kids

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Speaker 1: sleep well, perfect, My kids do sleep well, did sleep

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Speaker 1: well in our home that we were in for a

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Speaker 1: few years. Then I've been evicted by some fuckhead and

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Speaker 1: moved into my father in law, which you know that

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Speaker 1: would be painful.

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Speaker 2: Enough as it is.

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Speaker 1: Frank, Look, I do love Frank. He's a patient guy.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful human being, beautiful, just relaxed with teachers, the kids

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Speaker 2: how to swim. I've lost my I've lost my rage,

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Speaker 2: my track of rage. I've lost okay.

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Speaker 1: And then moving into a new place right which they

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Speaker 1: are comfortable at Popa's house, but of course it disrupts

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Speaker 1: the routine and parents know this, Okay, moving disrupt the

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Speaker 1: Also scrammy, so anyway, but you're here and back to it. No,

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Speaker 1: Here went really smoothly because there's no stairs. The driveway

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Speaker 1: Ah, you're gonna come here. I'm going to have a

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Speaker 2: Come on, I get it, all right, I get it,

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Speaker 1: All right, I've made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: He's okay. It's just like we're dropping like flies over here.

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Speaker 1: And then we've gone. April's gone out and bought some

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Speaker 2: You don't want to reverse up that. It's like a

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Speaker 1: I was like, April, I can hear the car, just like.

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Speaker 1: But she's also so she's gone done a big k

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Speaker 2: You know what you could have in the backyard by

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting a goat man. I'm just saying I'm

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Speaker 2: You have so much land. I know.

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Speaker 1: You know how they say the more land, the bigger

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Speaker 2: We get a new toaster. Well you hear. The house

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Speaker 1: And it's a friend of our house, so there's no shit, landlord.

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Speaker 1: They were here on Sunday when we left. They're great,

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Speaker 2: Things always work out, Yeah, worked out worked out for

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Speaker 1: Mixed review. I think like the anticipation and like we're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then the cheerlet has come out. Yeah, overall, he

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Speaker 2: You make it look like it was a great experience,

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Speaker 2: like no wishes whatsoever. It was, And well, I decided

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Speaker 1: But also, you took two kids.

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Speaker 2: I only took one. And I also went with my

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Speaker 2: you took the whole car. I don't know it. Which

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Speaker 2: It's like having an extra two kids. We'd get to

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Speaker 2: where's Ellie And she'd be.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, She's like oh, I didn't think there'd be

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Speaker 2: But the kids were excited because obviously you're building up

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Speaker 2: Jerseys also a great time to go to a football

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Speaker 2: match because end of season Merchan's half price. Oh yeah that.

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Speaker 2: And as we're walking into the stadium, it just so

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Speaker 2: So they had on the field they had the police

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Speaker 2: ab sailed down the side.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 2: Again kids love that. So you know, that was all

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Speaker 2: pre match and I was thinking, this is awesome, you know,

438
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,880
Speaker 2: how good is this is so much going on the

439
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 2: next part ash you know police dogs, the German shepherds,

440
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 2: the ones that rip your pieces. They they did like

441
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 2: a showcase of the dogs and it was quite theatrical

442
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:56,639
Speaker 2: where they had these like mock NRL fans who were

443
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 2: on the field being like rah, rowdy, rowdy, rowdy. They

444
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 2: then had the police officers holding the dog. They then

445
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 2: let go of the dog, and the people who are

446
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 2: pretending to be the nl fans being too rounded, they

447
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: did have the sleep, But Marley and Lola are like,

448
00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: oh my god, dogs are on the field. Next thing,

449
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 2: they're tearing people apart. German shepherds are like, and these

450
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: people are acting out being attacked by the dogs.

451
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 1: Very impressive if you know what you're looking at.

452
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but it's impressive. Marley and Lola have only

453
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,480
Speaker 2: ever seen dogs as pets, not as you know. Yeah,

454
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 2: they don't know that dogs are all for ted to

455
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 2: attack people, and so Marley and Lola are hysterical being like,

456
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 2: oh god, you can stop. So no one's helping him,

457
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 2: and I was like, close their eyes. They were petrified.

458
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: It's also like pretty red hot to do that with

459
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 2: a stadium full of people. That part went on for

460
00:22:55,080 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 2: like six minutes. Wrestling dog, you bring us terms six

461
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,399
Speaker 2: German shepherds ripping people apart on the field. It was

462
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: like being at a gladiator match. It was like killing them.

463
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 2: So that part was a bit of a nightmare.

464
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: I can imagine, Like, like I was saying, it's very

465
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: impressive what these dogs can do. It's impressive to you

466
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 1: and I because we know what's the circumstance. But as

467
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 1: a three and a five year old, all you see

468
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,120
Speaker 1: is like, that's a pretty dog.

469
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 2: Once you had to explain dogs.

470
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: Please they get the bad guys.

471
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 2: Get the bad guys?

472
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: Are there to fight for good? Were they attacking like

473
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 1: the mock NRL fans because it was a Rooster's home game, right?

474
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 2: Were they raiders? That would have been confusing if they were.

475
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 2: So that part ended. The police leave the field, the

476
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 2: players come out. By then, Marley and Lowler have like

477
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 2: calmed down, and also as the players run out, they

478
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 2: have the fire. Oh yeah, I love that. Lola was like,

479
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,920
Speaker 2: fuck yeah, little paro.

480
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: She was just like, get me a matchbox. On the

481
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 1: way home.

482
00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: And the game that we saw ash there were a

483
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 2: few injuries. To recall, there are a few injuries. And

484
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 2: I kind of forget that my kids have never really

485
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 2: watched a game on TV, like a full game, Like

486
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 2: they don't really understand, like the concept of football is

487
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 2: completely foreign to them.

488
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: The competition of it all. Yeah, they just see there's

489
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: a bunch of guys running around on the field.

490
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: But also I kind of realize it's quite violent.

491
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for a kid. And also the people in

492
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: the crowd are quite drunk.

493
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: Yes, weird. When you book your tickets, you can there's

494
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,080
Speaker 2: designated zones for like the die hard Roosters fans, like

495
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 2: diehard Raiders fans, and I made sure I didn't like

496
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: sit in the heart of like.

497
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's also like alcohol free zones and like we're kids, yeah,

498
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: and the mascots usually favor that area because it's the

499
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: kids love it when like the Eagle comes over.

500
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,439
Speaker 2: Or the rooster love it. We were sitting next to

501
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: I thought I booked it quite far away, but we

502
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: were sitting right on the cusp of the Raiders fans

503
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 2: and the die hard Raiders fans, the ones who travel Chili.

504
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to profile people from Canberra or anything,

505
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 1: but they were.

506
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 2: Actually they were quite very very passionate, very passionate.

507
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: Let's go passionate.

508
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 2: They're wearing the Viking hats, they have the big.

509
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: Raiders a full center teeth inside, and.

510
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: It was pretty loud, pretty loud, and Lola was petrified

511
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 2: of the Vikings, who were always.

512
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: Like, did they do the Viking clap?

513
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool, But then every time there was an injury,

514
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: which there were a few, and these injuries are where

515
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: they had to like a player hat. He could even

516
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 2: walk off the field because he was so badly hurt.

517
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:46,280
Speaker 2: Marley and Lola again were like, oh my gosh, sympathy. Yeah,

518
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 2: why are they hurting each other? Why are they doing him?

519
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: As well? I was like, oh my god.

520
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: Then they clap when he's coming off. They're like, clap, freeze,

521
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: he's injured, dude. They were like this is awful. It's

522
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,040
Speaker 1: a mixed e motion, yeah.

523
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 2: Exed emotions. And then as well halftime, Lola was really

524
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 2: nervous and I was like, I was like, what's wrong?

525
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: But she was like I don't want to be here?

526
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: Oh.

527
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 2: And I was like what's wrong? And she goes, I

528
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: don't want to play on the field and I was like,

529
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 2: what do you mean playing on the field. We're not

530
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 2: know where. We're waiting here. She was wearing a rooster

531
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 2: and she thought she was going to go on.

532
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh.

533
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 2: She's like, don't make me go and play, Daddy God

534
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 2: bless the Paul, Like you're not gonna play. We're just

535
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: sitting here watching And she.

536
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, I just see the confusion on her face,

537
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: like am I up negs.

538
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: I didn't really manage their expectations because.

539
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: A lot of the time you also do that I'm

540
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: going to go to the football, Like we're not gonna

541
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: We're not going to go and watch the football, you

542
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: know what I mean? You don't we're gonna go to

543
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: the footy because you just think it's just normal for

544
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 1: your But I can see the confusion that kids take

545
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: things so literally. Oh yeah, it's like just because there's

546
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: that there's that ongoing joke about why men still wear jerseys,

547
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 1: like because we could get called in at any stage.

548
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 2: You just don't know. Maybe Ricky Steel to look.

549
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,399
Speaker 1: Up and go, you you've got to raid his jersey on.

550
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: You're on the field, and these kids are probably thinking,

551
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Daddy's dressed us up to play. We've just watched a

552
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: dog getting mauled wearing this jersey.

553
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 2: Three players been stretched off, three players.

554
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 1: Getting carried off, booed and yelled at next minute, and

555
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: it's like it's a big break. So it must be like,

556
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: well they're done, Yeah, we need to field the game.

557
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for that. Also, good for them to

558
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 2: experience some real colorful language. Likely they spend a lot

559
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 2: of time with you ash. They do get used to

560
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 2: a lot of swearing. Don't blame me for that, but

561
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: like every tackle, people next to us will like rip

562
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 2: his fucking off. Oh yeah, like daddy, what did he say?

563
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: That's funny?

564
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: When I take Oscar, he's just so used to this

565
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: doesn't even I don't really have a lot of rules

566
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: in my ass about swearing.

567
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm like pretty liberally you swearing, I am. That's why

568
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 2: I like you.

569
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: I am. But also Oscar knows what are the bad ones,

570
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: and he never like I never catch him really rarely

571
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: catch him like whipping it out at someone. But in

572
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: that environment, every second word is every second word. And

573
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: also as the game goes on, people get more and

574
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: more rowdy because they're pissed.

575
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, a few more drinks.

576
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I can imagine Marley and Lolace in that.

577
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: Whenever I'm at your house, I'm like that ship. They're like,

578
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: naughty word.

579
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: They must have been exhausted. They were like, Daddy, wy

580
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 2: aren't you Why aren't you telling off these men around you?

581
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 2: These vikings to get me into a farder. I saw

582
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: that you they had some food was a bit of

583
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: a nightmare after the game. Game started at four, So

584
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 2: it finishes at like five twenty. You got like, you know,

585
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: twenty thirty thousand people leaving the stadium. It's pretty, you know,

586
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 2: pretty choked at Alion Stadium.

587
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: So your places.

588
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a new stadium, stadium, it's like underground and

589
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: then it's very lovely, beautiful, been beautiful stadium atch. I've

590
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: all past it. I highly recommend it. But afterwards we

591
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: thought it'll be a nice way to top this off.

592
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: We'll get the bus back to Bondai and then we'll

593
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 2: go to the RSL and then we'll get all the

594
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: kids fed and then go home. Bus ended up taking

595
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: a bloody long time, bloody long time, and Laura was like,

596
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 2: don't worry, I've called the RSL. There's a lot of

597
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 2: us here. I booked a table for all of us,

598
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: so don't worry. We had to get from the bus.

599
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: We all walked to the RSL at Icebergs. There's two

600
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 2: rssels and Bondi. There's North bond there's Icebergs IRSL. So

601
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: we walked to Icebergs RSL doors shut like oh fuck

602
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 2: where they're like trying to call the rs L, being

603
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: like maybe the door's broken. All the kids at this point,

604
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: it's now seven o'clock. Kids are hungry, kids.

605
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 1: Are Nana's going off.

606
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: N We lost Nana. Yeah, she's still on the bus somewhere.

607
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: I just needs one wide. She's in the three three three,

608
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 2: who knows where that is now? And Laura's booked the

609
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: wrong RSLH classic mix up and so then at this

610
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 2: point the kids turn. So it was a shame to

611
00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: end on a sour night because then we can't get

612
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: because the kids are too small. I have to call

613
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: the taxi. Can't get a taxi takes bloody ages, ash,

614
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: So we learned some valuable lessons along the way. Don't

615
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,680
Speaker 2: try and do dinner after the game. Absolutely, just get

616
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: him home.

617
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: Just get him home, Yeah, get him high, Like like

618
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: I've only ever taken just Oscar and I.

619
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 2: So it's like.

620
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: It's just real easy. It's me and him, and he's

621
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: quite like he'll just go along with whatever as long

622
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: as he's got sacks and some chippies, like he can.

623
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 2: Forth state wherever.

624
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't really care, Like you know a lot of

625
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: times like I'll go with the mate and it'll be me.

626
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: It'll be two parents and Oscar usually, but he's like

627
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: just with the boys. We'll go to the pub beforehand.

628
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: We'll just come home, get some backers on the way home,

629
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: like and he, you know.

630
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: He don't try and pick one activity. Don't try and

631
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: double up.

632
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: I never double up on an activity. I did, and

633
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: I learned that lesson. Yeah, it's like on the way home,

634
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: we should stop.

635
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: Nope, no, no, no no, get them home.

636
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: Then we can maybe do the other activity tomorrow.

637
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: Got too big for my boots. Ash we should jump

638
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 2: into lies.

639
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it.

640
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Do you want to go first?

641
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: Mate, I'll go the first one. This one's from Melinda.

642
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: Hello Melinda, and welcome to the segment. I was going

643
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: with that, Okay, she says she I don't know, don't

644
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: want to missgender her. They them, she her him it

645
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: is at cause, Okay. IM sure your kids won't bother

646
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: you by telling them to wake you up at an

647
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: hour so we can start cleaning house. They'll do anything

648
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: to avoid waking you up.

649
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 2: You could tell your kids will move house again.

650
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 1: We could threaten them with chaws. Guys, just wake me up.

651
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: That's a good one in the morning. I reckon, Like

652
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: I was saying, Macy's been sick, so she got up

653
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: last night and she was like, come to get up,

654
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's dark, it's midnight. I should have

655
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: been like, okay, I'll tell you what. If I get up,

656
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,959
Speaker 1: We're going to clean the whole house. That's what we're

657
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: gonna do. And Oscar hates he'd be like, my legs, hut,

658
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to start doing that in the morning.

659
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 2: So that's very good, Millennia, Thank you, thank you. This

660
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: one is from Jenne.

661
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: G Shit Jean, Jean, Jeane, Jenne. I'm going with Jenn,

662
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: not mean jacket.

663
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: Gnne. My nephew refused a vacuum, so I told him

664
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: the thing about the vacuum sucking. Hang on a second,

665
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 2: I told about the vacuum. Just shut the door. He's

666
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: the vacuum sucking up ghosts. I said that vacuuming kept

667
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 2: houses from getting haunted. That's why haunted houses are so dusty.

668
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: Ten years later, he is still a neat freak, and

669
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: I feel partly responsible.

670
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: I bet you that's not the only thing he's doing

671
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: with the vacuum. Ash sucks up all right, yeah.

672
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: Mind out of the gutter.

673
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: It also sucks up seamen. For any of those you

674
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 1: didn't understand the joke there is.

675
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: Has anyone actually used a vacuum to give themselves like, yeah,

676
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: a lock blowjob? Yeah, there is.

677
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, have you no.

678
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: Surely that's not going to feel nice. Stop winking at

679
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 2: me a vacuum.

680
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 1: I think it's just like a joke, isn't it.

681
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: You tell me bro's too thick. Oh god, if you're

682
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 2: out there, if you if you're a dad or non dad,

683
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 2: and you've used a vacuum to get off to ejaculate

684
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 2: in whilst the vacuum has been on, please because also

685
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: you're going to ruin the vacuum.

686
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: Clan, Yeah, please send a message to attention Jess because

687
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: she's she's going to love that. She's gonna love that. Questions, questions, questions,

688
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: Now I have a well usually this is for lists

689
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: of questions. You don't mind if I go first? I mean,

690
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: my uncle beat Mine's from me. It's personal it's a

691
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: personalized question from me.

692
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 2: I love that. I love that, and I would be

693
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: on it if you went first.

694
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:12,760
Speaker 1: Ash So where this question came from came from? Oscar's

695
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: developed a fear.

696
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,279
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is it? Now?

697
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: He's left alone in any circumstances, he's going to get taken.

698
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to take a child like that.

699
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 1: This is the problem. I think he thinks he's getting

700
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 1: it taken. So I can't, for example, I can't leave

701
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: him in any situation whatsoever for a second without him.

702
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: So what happened was I went to the drive through

703
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: bottle shop really quickly.

704
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: On the way home.

705
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: He's in the back. I've pulled right up, his windows down,

706
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,359
Speaker 1: the doors are right there, so it's like the car

707
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: still on, his music playing or whatever. I walk in

708
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: to get a six pack of stone Woods cheeky cheek.

709
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 2: And beautiful drink. Actually, and I hear this.

710
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: And I was like, what what? And he's unbuckled himself.

711
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 1: He's in the wind out the window. What the fuck

712
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 1: are you doing? And he was like, I was worried

713
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: I was going to get taken. So he's developed this fear.

714
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 2: Where has that come from?

715
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: That he thinks that a stranger is going to take

716
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: him immediately? I don't know where it's come from, But

717
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I must have just been in this situation.

718
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: Maybe there was some people, maybe he saw a group

719
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: of people.

720
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 2: Sometimes at daycare they do talk about stranger danger that

721
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: they do introduce those topics.

722
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: So you meant to it's meant to be it's different now,

723
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: it's meant to be tricky people.

724
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 2: That's right, tricky.

725
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: People shout out to the tricky people.

726
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: Out there, tresh out of those tricky people.

727
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,439
Speaker 1: But I was like, what the fuck?

728
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 2: What now?

729
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: I cannot leave him anywhere?

730
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: What's her planning to attack? How are you going to

731
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: do this?

732
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 1: I've got to get him out of the car. So

733
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: for example, and then I saw I saw on social

734
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: media that someone was getting shamed for leaving their kid

735
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 1: in the car where they went to pay for petrol. Okay,

736
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: so and I tried to pay for petrol, but I

737
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: had to take oscar with me because he's free from now.

738
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: So leads me to believe where my question is, is

739
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: it okay to leave your kid in the car when

740
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: you go to pay for petrol?

741
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,280
Speaker 2: Very quick?

742
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 1: It's all fully glass and I think the petro stations

743
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: fully glassed for this particular reason, so you can look

744
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: out at the car.

745
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 2: You think they've designed petrol stations purely on abductions. I mean,

746
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 2: I'm no architect, but that makes a lot of sense.

747
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 2: I actually it's a good question, the great question. I'm

748
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: glad you asked it, Ash, because it's one that has

749
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: troubled me, has it?

750
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've come to the right place.

751
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 2: There's a certain age when the kids were quite young

752
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 2: where I remember going to the petrol station and then

753
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 2: you know, running in, running out. Obviously, you should never

754
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 2: leave your kids in the car, But if you're literally

755
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 2: going to be in and out of the shop, if

756
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 2: you're going to go in there and do some shopping.

757
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably look for a little sweet tree. You should

758
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: take the kids with you.

759
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,240
Speaker 2: You're going to go in there and do a grocery shop.

760
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: What sort of a psychopath is doing a grocery shop

761
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: at a petro station. I'm just saying that's the question

762
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: for another time.

763
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: But I think if you're nipping in and out, I

764
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 2: think it's absolutely fine. I will say any other circumstance

765
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 2: going to the pub, leaving your kids in the car

766
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: goes without saying that's a terrible thing to do and

767
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 2: should never happen.

768
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: No, I shouldn't know that's bad, but I think it's

769
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: why it.

770
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 2: It's one of those things that I think is allowed,

771
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 2: but it feels naughty, it.

772
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: Feels Yeah, I don't know if it's allowed.

773
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: That's what I mean.

774
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, the question itself, you think it's harmless

775
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 1: because of the situation that, like I said, you are

776
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: looking at the car. What do you do? Do you

777
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: lock it? Do you turn it off? Do you leave

778
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: it on? Do you put the window down? There? There's

779
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: petrol fume. There's all these different variances.

780
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 2: I think. I think petrol fumes, Come on, bro, come on,

781
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 2: get real. Can't be good for your brain cells. It's

782
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 2: not great. But it's not as if you're like holding

783
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: it just petrol, bro, I know, but you're not filling

784
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 2: up the car with your child's face next to the

785
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 2: hose of the petrol being like you like that? Is that? How?

786
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: You don't know? I think the only environment, the only

787
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: situation where it's okay to momentarily leave your child in

788
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 2: the car is when you go and pay for petrol.

789
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: That's it.

790
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: I think, only moment I think, if you want to

791
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: go get a coffee, yeah, you know you can't. You

792
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: cannot duck into a cafe and leave your child in

793
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 2: the car. What about?

794
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: Okay, I picked up a takeaway pizza that I knew

795
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: was already and I pulled up to the pizza shop.

796
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: It's right there, I lit, I said to oscar. Count

797
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: to ten, and I was back by timmy count that's

798
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: also balling his eyes out.

799
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: Because I can't. I can't leave him in the car anymore.

800
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: I think it's fine, but also like, yeah, I before

801
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: I thought of the question, I thought it was fine.

802
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 2: But can I ask the real paarent in this relationship? Yeah, April, April,

803
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 2: can you come here for a second.

804
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: They're not words I thought I would ever strut down

805
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 1: those stairs?

806
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 2: There done? April? Will you come here for just a second?

807
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 2: Sit next, sit on man's lap there. Oh that's beautiful,

808
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 2: this is great. Now kissed. The question is it okay

809
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: to leave your child in the car if you're just

810
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: you filled up the car petrol, you're ducking in the

811
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: pay Is it okay? I said, it's fine. It's the

812
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: only situation where you can leave a child in the

813
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 2: car because it's like it's less than a minute. Right, Yes, No,

814
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: I definitely would do that. Yeah, I think it's fine.

815
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: Would you say I thought it was fine, and now

816
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, I don't think it's okay.

817
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 2: But for what reason I'm worried that someone's going.

818
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: To take them and if I lock it then they

819
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: might boil.

820
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 2: Leave a little bit. It's like a dog eat.

821
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: Okay, will you be very helpful to thank you? I

822
00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: think you want to sign off. What should catchphrase?

823
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 2: Don't put her on the spot like that?

824
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Now, dance dances, shake it.

825
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: I think it's fine you and I think the fact

826
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: that you're nervous about it is a good thing. It

827
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 2: shows that you do care for your kids. So I

828
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 2: couldn't hear you. Ah, yeah, and obviously I think I

829
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 2: think it's It must be difficult for you being in

830
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: a situation where you know that you're causing a lot

831
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: of distress to your child.

832
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, am I growing you are momentuary.

833
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what if someone takes you keep be

834
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 2: quiet about it. He has to say that because he

835
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 2: knows that he's just shown a little bit of vulnerability,

836
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: which is fine. I need to hide mask that by

837
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 2: pretending like he doesn't care for his children, which we

838
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 2: all know is not true. Yeah, you don't like doing

839
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 2: it because you care for Oscar and as well being.

840
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 2: You don't You don't want him to be in a

841
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: situation where he's unhappy. Wow, there ape sessions you've been

842
00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 2: going to are working.

843
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: I actually missed the last one.

844
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 2: This one has come through. It's from Sarah, who wants

845
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 2: to know if I've had any arguments with my mom

846
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,439
Speaker 2: now that she lives with us. Oh.

847
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: Actually, I wanted to ask you this too, because I've

848
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: been I've stayed in your house a couple of times

849
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 1: when your mom's lived there, and you can cut tension

850
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: in the air sometimes. Yeah, yeah, it would be. That

851
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: would be the same. It's not just you two would

852
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: be the same with every.

853
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: It's stressful times. Right now. I've had to you know,

854
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,959
Speaker 2: I'm dealing with with you talking about moving house every

855
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 2: time we speak, which you know has not been easy

856
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 2: for me to be on the back end of that

857
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 2: conversation every single day. Appreciate that when you call me,

858
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: oh my god, god, what is it now? The dust

859
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: I've got again?

860
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: If I don't call you, no one will.

861
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 2: That's not true. So there are moments ash with a

862
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: lot going on, and my mom does certain things the

863
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 2: near me. This is this is one thing that she's

864
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 2: done recently, which to me doesn't make any sense. And

865
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 2: I'm trying to explain to my mum, the way that

866
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: you're doing this task is not an efficient way of working.

867
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 2: That's fair, right, We're not living in the dark ages.

868
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 2: There's modern technology. So when we run the bath, sometimes

869
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,399
Speaker 2: we'll try and time it where the kids are half

870
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 2: finish their dinner. We then go to the bath on right.

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Speaker 2: Takes a little while. Takes five to ten minutes to

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Speaker 2: fill the bath up, so we time it so the

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Speaker 2: kids are finished. Got to keep them mental going, get

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Speaker 2: the kids stop out of the bar. So get the

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Speaker 2: kids from dinner into the bath, keep them moving. We're

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Speaker 2: going to slipstream it to them getting into bed as

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Speaker 2: quickly as food.

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Speaker 1: Bath, brush your teeth while they're finishing the bath. Towel, dressed,

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Speaker 1: bed ball. Yeah, smooth, smooth transitions.

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Speaker 2: Right. Sometimes ash, Sometimes you run the bath too early.

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Speaker 2: The kids take a little longer to eat, so the

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Speaker 2: bath is a bit cold. That's okay, modern technology. Turn

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Speaker 2: the hot water on.

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Speaker 1: I don't think hot water is modern technology.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, what my mom does. She boils, She boils

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Speaker 2: the kettle. Oh ellie, you idiot. She oils the kettle

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, what are you doing. Let me just

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Speaker 2: light this candle so we can see she's putting a

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Speaker 2: note in a pigeon. Second, I'll be sending a quick message.

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Speaker 2: I'm just tying it to the pigeon. You don't need

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00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: to work like that. You can just there is a

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Speaker 2: tap there that has a hate on it. You turn

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Speaker 2: that on. It'll take a second or two to warm up,

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Speaker 2: but hot water will come out. It'll warm the bath.

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Speaker 1: And if you really want to get tricky and you

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Speaker 1: don't want the bath level to get any higher, you

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Speaker 1: can also empty a little bit.

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Speaker 2: She drinks the bar.

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Speaker 1: She's like, let me sh old fish.

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Speaker 2: I've got it.

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Speaker 1: It's down the train's get my stiphling hose out of

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Speaker 1: a bottom drawer and a bedside table.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you

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Speaker 2: doing that? And I'm I'm trying to explain to her,

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Speaker 2: and she's like, ah, this is how I do things.

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Speaker 2: Just let me live my life. I'm not hurting anyone.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't let it live a laugh like that.

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Speaker 1: That's unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we had an argument because she was

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Speaker 2: trying to warm the bath up with the kettle.

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Speaker 1: Look out the front, she's trying to wind the car up.

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Speaker 2: Stuff. Hello, kids, get in. So that's one of that

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Speaker 2: was the that was the recent argument.

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Speaker 1: And that's fair. That is unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Look, I know that if she wants to boil a

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Speaker 2: kettle and fill that up and fill the bath up

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Speaker 2: with that kind of water.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's more sterile.

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Speaker 2: This stuff not the worst thing to happen, but I

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Speaker 2: just it's a waste of time. It's a waste of time.

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Speaker 1: It's such a waste of time when the hot water

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Speaker 1: is hot enough to reheat the bath at to an

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Speaker 1: adequate temperature.

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Speaker 2: So look, there's a few things, a few issues in

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Speaker 2: the way that she operates that I'm trying to I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to iron them out of her. But she's putting

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Speaker 2: up a lot of fight, a lot of resistance. We'll

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Speaker 2: get there, We'll get their few hiccups.

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Speaker 1: I'm just reflecting on her softening order out of the

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Speaker 1: bar mate with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and until then, or tell us the annoying thing

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Speaker 2: Please please and we'll see you guys next episode.

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Speaker 1: See ya babe, goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Wow Sorr, that just came on me. It's not me, sneeze.

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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