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Speaker 1: Wake up with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Jim Dolan has been working harder than that last role

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Speaker 2: of two play is he using it? I've never had

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Speaker 2: toilet paper lasts so long in my house and he's

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Speaker 2: come up with this, Jim.

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Speaker 1: Hell of a week. We've been on a wild ride,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: With news that outdoor gatherings be limited to five hundred people,

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Speaker 3: indoor ones to one hundred.

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Speaker 1: And what about in Germany? Oh, that's right.

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Speaker 4: That German headline I saw that said that orgies of

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Speaker 4: one hundred plus people are banned.

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Speaker 1: If you've only got ninety nine in your orgy, Wow,

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Speaker 1: that's a lot of people, at least.

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Speaker 4: A lot of linen to clean, wash snacks.

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Speaker 1: Who wants a snack?

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Speaker 2: My problem was I'd be finished too early in the.

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Speaker 1: Car park, before you even a ride. What's the etiquette?

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Speaker 1: Look at your glove box?

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Speaker 2: Got you going?

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Speaker 3: Because Amanda was exposed to Corona carrier Tom Hanks via

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Speaker 3: his wife Rita, via Richard Wilkins via his son Christian,

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Speaker 3: she had to broadcast from home.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to technology, it was easy to do.

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Speaker 3: Not only could we hear Amanda, we could also see

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Speaker 3: her on the webcams.

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Speaker 1: It was up to Jonesy to make sure.

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Speaker 3: There was nothing offensive in the background, like her quirky

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Speaker 3: coffee cup collection, for example.

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Speaker 4: It's your job to tell me if you see anything terror.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm looking at now.

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Speaker 2: How many donuts I could put on my d.

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Speaker 1: It's right behind you. My grandparents gave me that. That's

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Speaker 1: an airloom.

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Speaker 3: When you need to know everything about the coronavirus, don't

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Speaker 3: ask a doctor or a scientist.

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Speaker 1: Go to a celebrity. Tony collect for example, do you agree.

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Speaker 3: With the government's decision to self isolate for fourteen days?

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Speaker 1: Yep, thank you, that's it. That's it. Or you can

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Speaker 1: ask the terminator here is Arnold Schwarzene.

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Speaker 4: Can you put out this on his social media yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Because that's what we do. If we don't go out,

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Speaker 1: we don't go to the restaurants. We don't do anything

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Speaker 1: like that anymore. Here and b Lulu will be have

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Speaker 1: a good time.

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Speaker 2: Beget that the teamed Look at the beautiful smile she has.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, is that the housekeeper no.

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Speaker 4: Whisky at Lulu? For some reason are two donkeys that

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Speaker 4: are his pets, and seriously, they're in his kitchen and

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Speaker 4: he's giving them carrots.

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Speaker 1: That's what that was, you feel?

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Speaker 3: I'm sure coronavirus is certainly a concern, although not for some.

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Speaker 4: An influencer or an influenza has filmed herself licking a

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Speaker 4: toilet seat on an aeroplane as part of a TikTok

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Speaker 4: coronavirus challenge. Is how it sounds?

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Speaker 3: Hey?

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Speaker 4: She posted the video of her liking the toilet seat

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Speaker 4: to her Twitter profile with a caption, please retweet this

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Speaker 4: so people can know how to properly be sanitary on

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Speaker 4: an aeroplane.

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Speaker 2: What I just heard that that Marredith first Sight has

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Speaker 2: accepted her as a bride.

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Speaker 1: For next year.

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Speaker 4: She likes to work with a tongue.

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Speaker 3: We know that when Jonesy tries to be serious, he

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Speaker 3: had to break out the scum O.

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Speaker 2: Good news on the toilet paper front. It will be

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Speaker 2: available in three weeks according to manufacturers.

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Speaker 4: Because what about the back of the toilet paper toilet

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Speaker 4: paper front. Don't look at me like that, I don't

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Speaker 4: look at me like that.

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Speaker 2: Don't make me break out scomo. Okay, this is serious times.

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Speaker 1: Stop it. It's not sensible, it's not helpful, it's not

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Speaker 1: helpful at all.

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Speaker 3: Indeed, this has been Jimbo's jab You, Jimmy D, Jonesy

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Speaker 3: and Amanda WSFM