1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,600 Speaker 1: Suzy Secrets. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 2: It's debaucherous, it's fallacious, and boy, oh boys, it's saucy. 3 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 2: Welcome back to Saucy Secrets. This is the confessional booth 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 2: you didn't know you needed with your no filter sex 5 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 2: and dating columnist Janna Hocking, Welcome back. It's so lovely 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 2: to see you, as it always is. 7 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:18,680 Speaker 3: It's so good to see you. I think the last 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,120 Speaker 3: two weeks have been cute in a good warm up 9 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 3: for play. If anything with the first two really tickled 10 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 3: oubles tonight. But today tonight we're going. 11 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 2: All the way third base, third base. 12 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 3: You're on one tonight, I know, a bit flustered. 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,240 Speaker 2: Big thank you. As what are the legends at juju? 14 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: Tonight we are giving away the womanizer liberty to Okay. 15 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 2: It's a tiny discrete and full of naughty surprises. The 16 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 2: woman eyes are liberty too. Brings mind blowing, hands free 17 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: orgasms anywhere anytime. Get yours at juju j o u 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 2: j ou dot com dot are you so big? Thank 19 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 2: you to the legends at juju as well for helping 20 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 2: us out. 21 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 3: Big thank you. And I just had to give EMC 22 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 3: a lesson on how the womaner work. 23 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I did I did say what part goes where? 24 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: Because I was completely confused, then realized on the back 25 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 2: there's a diagram. 26 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 3: That's what's so good about the Juju products because normally 27 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 3: you see these sex toys and everyone's a little bit 28 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 3: overwhelmed and we don't know how to use them. You 29 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 3: literally get a guide on how to use them. And 30 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 3: the womanizer is perfect because it's double pleasure. So basically 31 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 3: one end stimulates your clip and the other end blows 32 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 3: air on it. It's like like oral, give a. 33 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 2: Toy womanizer liberty to So we'll give you the chance 34 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 2: to win one of those a little later on in 35 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 2: the show. By the way, if you're listening to the show, 36 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: going what do these two pervs look like? You can 37 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 2: see we're streaming this bad boy on YouTube, so just 38 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: search Saucy Secrets. Boy oh boy, oh boy, do we 39 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 2: have a show for you tonight. The saying hung like 40 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,560 Speaker 2: a horse was invented for our guest that is coming 41 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 2: on later tonight. 42 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 4: Yeah. 43 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 3: I put a little teaser out on Instagram and I 44 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 3: said huge in every the word and everyone guessed who 45 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 3: it was. 46 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: Who is it? 47 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 3: It's a girth Master double R. 48 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 2: Now, if here's a nickname like girth Master. 49 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 3: He's packing, heage, he's a tripod. He's basically a tripod. 50 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, so we'll get to girth Master a little later on. 51 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 2: But next we all meet a man who is paying 52 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 2: another man to do something very particular with his wife 53 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:21,640 Speaker 2: that I would not play another man to do with 54 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 2: my wife at all. Old, what are these people doing? 55 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 2: We will find out next. This is Saucy Secrets on Kiss. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 2: This is exciting because we've got our very first in 57 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: studio sac secret. Shall we step inside the confessional? 58 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,640 Speaker 3: Boot step inside. We've got comedian Andrew Hamilton with us. Andrew, 59 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 3: welcome to the show. We're so excited to have you here. 60 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 3: Trouble Now, before we get to your secret, I have 61 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 3: a confession. Oh I have a thing for guys that 62 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 3: have been to jail. Okay, it's not on purpose, but 63 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 3: my second boyfriend went to jail twice while we were dating. 64 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 3: It was very exciting. 65 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 4: I got to go on to jail for. 66 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: He was riding a motorbike without a license or a helmet. 67 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 3: And then he did a police chase, which was all 68 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,160 Speaker 3: very exciting. 69 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,079 Speaker 4: Okay, please pursuit. 70 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I was at his house as he came 71 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 3: zooming in on his motorbike with all this police behind 72 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 3: and wow, as a young girl, my first boyfriend was 73 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 3: a police officer. So for my second boyfriend to be 74 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 3: going to both ends of. 75 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 5: The spectrum there, Yeah, yeah, well, I mean that sounds 76 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 5: a lot more badass to me. 77 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 4: I just went to jail for magic mushrooms and LSD. 78 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 3: Okay, So let's you've been to jail. That's where you 79 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 3: discovered that you were quite funny? Is that how you 80 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 3: got your start? 81 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 5: I would just kind of spe in my cell telling 82 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 5: jokes to my cellmates and stuff like that. I wasn't 83 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 5: doing them in the yard because if a joke goes 84 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 5: south in the yard, you know, it can have some 85 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 5: pretty negative consequences pretty quickly. So I just tried it 86 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 5: in a safe environment on one guy at a time. 87 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 5: And then yeah, when I got out on bail, I 88 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 5: was on the house arrest and I just started going 89 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 5: to open my comedy nights. 90 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:01,520 Speaker 3: So you've got a wild, saucy secret. What's your sourcy 91 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 3: secret for me? 92 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 4: I don't think it's that saucy. 93 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 5: I also, I am a day trader, and so because 94 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 5: I'm busy a lot, I my wife and I have 95 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 5: an arrangement. She has I would say, a much higher 96 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 5: sex drive than me, and I'm also not home a lot. 97 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 5: So we talked about it for a while and we 98 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 5: came to the arrangement of having a guy that would 99 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,680 Speaker 5: come in have sex with her sometimes when I'm not home. 100 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,080 Speaker 5: So yeah, we talked about it for a while and 101 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:32,679 Speaker 5: it was just kind of an idea. And then about 102 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 5: eighty months ago that turn of reality, we met a 103 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 5: guy who she got along with and how I felt 104 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 5: comfortable enough with, and so we created a financial arrangement 105 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 5: where he would sleep with her when she wants to 106 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 5: when I'm not home. 107 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 3: Wow, how did you meet this guy called Diego? And 108 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 3: how did it happen? 109 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 5: We actually met at a pickleball competition, of course he did. 110 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 2: That's when all this stuff's happening. 111 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, so we had this two and then the whole 112 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 5: club went for drinks afterwards, and we got along and 113 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 5: my wife beck was there and they were heading it off. 114 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 4: So then I just. 115 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 5: Had it back and suggested what about Diego? And she 116 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 5: was on board with me flooding the idea with him. 117 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,919 Speaker 5: So we had to chat with him, and initially he 118 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 5: was a bit kind of hesitant about it, but then 119 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 5: we talked about making it kind of a financial arrangement 120 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 5: and making it there was no feelings involved. It was 121 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 5: just purely kind of a business thing, and it worked, 122 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 5: and so we just continued to do it from there. 123 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 2: What did he say and how did you approach that 124 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 2: with him? Hey, mate, what are you up to free Thursday? 125 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 2: Want to come sleep with my wife? 126 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 3: Well? 127 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 5: He thought I was joking at first, so I took 128 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 5: a few more drinks for me to be like, I 129 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 5: don't know where dead serious? And then I think the 130 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 5: first time Diego went over to the house, I wasn't home, 131 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 5: but I think Beck and him just hung out. They 132 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 5: didn't even have sex. They just want to try and 133 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 5: feel comfortable with each other. And then the second time 134 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 5: he went over there and they slept together. 135 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: And what was it like knowing that there's a guy 136 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 3: with your wife at the moment? 137 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 5: Look for me, people were like, oh, is that like 138 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 5: this is a king thing? Are you being a like 139 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,880 Speaker 5: no to me? It's like if I'm not home, to me, look, 140 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 5: this is gonna sound weird. He's like, essentially in a 141 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 5: surrogate penis, he's there to see. 142 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 4: With my wife. 143 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 5: When I'm not there because I'm busy, because I'm I 144 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 5: do day trading and night trading. I'm sometimes I'm working 145 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 5: for like twenty four hours in a row. So when 146 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 5: I'm home, of course, obviously with my wife right, there's 147 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 5: no question of that. But when I'm not home, it 148 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 5: just makes sense that there's someone else to kind of 149 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 5: fill that space. 150 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 2: Are there punks? Are there things that are off limits, 151 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 2: things they can and can't do? Do you need to 152 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 2: be told when it's happening so you know exactly where 153 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:32,159 Speaker 2: they are. 154 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 4: Yeah, there are strict rules. 155 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 5: So oral sex he's allowed to give but not receive. 156 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 3: That's nice. 157 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got to be safe sex good. I have 158 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 5: to be informed every time that he's coming over. Also, 159 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:53,800 Speaker 5: this is one he's not allowed to be called daddy. 160 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 3: Of all things. Yeah, so that's yours. 161 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,679 Speaker 6: That's why I think, Yeah, yeah, you like daddy. Yeah, 162 00:06:56,920 --> 00:07:01,799 Speaker 6: I have so many feelings. An article before about okay, 163 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 6: the word daddy. Yeah, I don't get it because to. 164 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 3: Me, daddy is my dad. 165 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 166 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 4: I don't know, It's just it turns me on. So 167 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 4: that's that was just one of the other weird rules 168 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 4: that I had. 169 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,520 Speaker 3: And I have to ask how much, how much do 170 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 3: you pay and how often? 171 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 4: So we're paying cash. 172 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 5: I prefer not to talk about the actual specifics of it, 173 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 5: but it's basically whenever Beck wants it's so usually I 174 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 5: would say it's once a week, maybe sometimes twice, but 175 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 5: that's about it. 176 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 3: Well, that's actually quite a lot. I feel like that's it. 177 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 3: And have you like I would be worried about catching 178 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 3: feelings because I've had situationships or friends with benefits and 179 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,320 Speaker 3: one person always catches feelings. Are you worried about that? 180 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,640 Speaker 5: I don't think something this is happening now for about 181 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 5: eight aen months. I mean, part of the reason I 182 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 5: thought Diego was a good fit was because I thought. 183 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 4: I'm still better looking. I still feel like I'm better 184 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 4: looking at it. 185 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,200 Speaker 3: That's important. I always think about that. 186 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 4: And also fortunately we have similar dig sizes. 187 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 3: Yeh, because we've got girth Master on later today, right. 188 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 4: He actually follows me on Instagram before. 189 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 3: So you wouldn't let him sleep with your wife? 190 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 4: Absolutely not? Absolutely not. 191 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 2: Is this Diego's job? Is this something that he does 192 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 2: for other people as well? 193 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: No? 194 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 5: Whenhen we you floated this to him, this was not 195 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 5: something he'd ever done before, and so I don't think he's. 196 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 2: Not an escort or anything like that. This is just 197 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 2: an arrangement between mates. 198 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,559 Speaker 4: Well, he's a graphic designer. 199 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:40,440 Speaker 3: We've actually got him here, so why don't we invite 200 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 3: him in and we'll get him to tell us he 201 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:43,680 Speaker 3: sided with this. 202 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 2: Diego up next. 203 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:50,600 Speaker 3: Now we've got diego on. So the secret was that 204 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,240 Speaker 3: you outsawced someone to sleep with your wife when you're very, 205 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:59,200 Speaker 3: very busy making money, money money. Now you met Andrew 206 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 3: and his wife back playing pickleball, which is very in 207 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 3: at the moment. And Andrew floated and I did buy you. 208 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 3: What was it like the first time he asked you 209 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 3: to sleep with his wife? 210 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 4: Oh, I mean, he's a comedian. I thought he was joking. 211 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 4: I thought it was just like you know, it was. 212 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,959 Speaker 7: It was a good match, and I thought he was 213 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 7: just trying to have some banter because like I won, 214 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:20,040 Speaker 7: you know. 215 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 4: But yeah, but then he just didn't laugh. 216 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 3: Oh, and we've been in this situation for eighteen months now, 217 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,120 Speaker 3: have you caught the feels for beck? 218 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 7: I mean, I like her like as a person. I 219 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:38,240 Speaker 7: did from the beginning. But I don't know, I can't 220 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 7: I can't think of a better word. 221 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 4: Than practical. 222 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,120 Speaker 3: Okay, okay, it's like a service and have you got 223 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,319 Speaker 3: a taste for it now? Where you think this could 224 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 3: be a side hustle something you could. 225 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,320 Speaker 7: Offer, Yeah, I mean if I can, if I can 226 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:52,880 Speaker 7: help someone out again in the future and it works 227 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,719 Speaker 7: for me, you know, I'm single at the moment, Like 228 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 7: I'm assuming that'd probably change things. 229 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 2: What was that first meet up? Like what's running through 230 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 2: your head? Can you walk us through it as best 231 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:04,960 Speaker 2: you can? 232 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:09,400 Speaker 7: Like it's it's awkward, like because you know, as I said, 233 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,320 Speaker 7: I'd never done this before, and like I don't think 234 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,559 Speaker 7: she'd done it before either, So yeah, that first time 235 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 7: was just mainly kind of getting to know each other, 236 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,160 Speaker 7: like you're going to another man's house like, but yeah, 237 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 7: I think it becomes kind of, you know, a bit routine, 238 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 7: but not in a bad way. It's just that, like 239 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,439 Speaker 7: that first time, it's a bit awkward. Then you understand 240 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 7: like why you're there, like as as Andrews said, like 241 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 7: you know, she has a high sexual appetite and that 242 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,480 Speaker 7: that's why I'm there, Like it's not. 243 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 3: To you know, be anything other than that, And what's 244 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:41,960 Speaker 3: the aftercare? 245 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:42,320 Speaker 4: Like? 246 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 3: And I only learned what aftercare means the after I know, 247 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 3: it's this new thing that everyone's telling me. That's basically 248 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 3: what it is. So it's like, after you have sex, 249 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 3: do you go thank you so much and leave? Or 250 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,320 Speaker 3: is there like half an hour of cuddling and chatting 251 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 3: or how does it work after you've done the deed? 252 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,720 Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not rushing out the door, like it's not. 253 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 7: It's not like sorry, do you have the money? Like 254 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 7: you know, it's not. It's not cashing handwork, but like, yeah, 255 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 7: just you know, we we've finished, we clean up. I guess, 256 00:11:16,559 --> 00:11:18,760 Speaker 7: like you know, sometimes just have a coffee, just catch 257 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:20,559 Speaker 7: up and then I and. 258 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 3: Have you ever Andrew asked back, like, is there something 259 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,360 Speaker 3: that Diego does that you would like me to do? 260 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,840 Speaker 3: Is he better than me? Because I would be comparing 261 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 3: the whole time. 262 00:11:31,559 --> 00:11:34,559 Speaker 4: No, I haven't really had that conversation. 263 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,600 Speaker 5: I guess maybe part of me doesn't want to know, 264 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:39,439 Speaker 5: but I'm not sure. 265 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,959 Speaker 3: Have I put it in your brain now? 266 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 4: And maybe the next time? What are you trying to 267 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 4: do me out of work? 268 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 3: Do you know what? Maybe Beck is the real winner 269 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 3: here because she gets too experience. There's so many women, 270 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 3: and women never talk about this enough, but we get bored. 271 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 3: We do get bored with the same jack hammering and 272 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,720 Speaker 3: the same moves or men tend to you know, once 273 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 3: you've had sex for quite a while, it's just a 274 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 3: bit of a do you want to? Yeah, okay, bit 275 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 3: of a grunt and then it's done. This keeps things 276 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 3: fresh and exciting. 277 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 4: A spice of life. 278 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, And do you find that you try harder now? 279 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,599 Speaker 5: I think that, if anything, it has brought us a 280 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 5: little bit closer. 281 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 4: I think when we are together we value it as. 282 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,800 Speaker 5: Much as possible. And yeah, I don't know, I just 283 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:27,839 Speaker 5: feel like we're in a good place. 284 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,319 Speaker 3: Wow. Do you know at the start of this conversation, 285 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:35,360 Speaker 3: I was thinking, no, absolutely not. This is a terrible ladea. 286 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 3: But there maybe so many people get the seven year itch. 287 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:43,360 Speaker 4: Yeah. 288 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,040 Speaker 2: By the way, stay away from my wife. You're not 289 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,439 Speaker 2: coming in with my place. 290 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 3: Just so we're going to have a warning. Have you 291 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 3: seen this? Man? 292 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,960 Speaker 2: If nothing else, this is also giving you some great 293 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,959 Speaker 2: gear for the stand up routine. 294 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:54,680 Speaker 4: Surely, right? 295 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 2: Can we see you talk about this somewhere soon? 296 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,400 Speaker 4: Well, I am working on a new show. 297 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 5: It's not quite yet, but yes, I'm sure some of this, 298 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,320 Speaker 5: I mean the funniest things come from your life, right, So. 299 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:08,040 Speaker 3: Nora, Everyron says, it's all copy, all copy. 300 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 2: Andrew Diego, thank you so much for coming in and 301 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:13,959 Speaker 2: being so open and honest with it, with the future 302 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,400 Speaker 2: and what it holds. May this turn into a huge 303 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 2: business for you and you become the next I don't know, 304 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 2: Elon Musk or something. Maybe you're the musk. 305 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,679 Speaker 4: Because you weren't sure whether the wish is good luck 306 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:24,600 Speaker 4: good luck. 307 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 2: This is the guest that I've been looking forward to 308 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 2: being on the show from the moment I looked at 309 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 2: the run sheet for tonight. 310 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 3: Yes, forgive me, father, for I have no I mean 311 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,199 Speaker 3: produce a tailor. 312 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,160 Speaker 4: Yeah forgot because. 313 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 3: I was so mess norized by who we're about to talk. 314 00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:49,240 Speaker 2: More paper. 315 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,040 Speaker 3: No, we have produced a tailor on because I can't 316 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,600 Speaker 3: be the only girl thirsting over this upcoming person we're 317 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 3: about to chat about. So I want your reaction as well. 318 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 2: Feeling loved, You're feeling needed, You're feeling a part of 319 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,920 Speaker 2: the team. The show for completely forgotten about apparently, So 320 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,920 Speaker 2: nice step into the light, my child, I did. 321 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 3: I nice, nice segue, because last night I spent far 322 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,880 Speaker 3: too many hours on a deep dive pure research for 323 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 3: the show looking at a priest called Father Jordan, and 324 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 3: he has got women everywhere a fluster and all he 325 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 3: did this poor guy, so he's a priest. He was 326 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:35,240 Speaker 3: trying to bring, you know, new members of his local 327 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 3: British neighborhood to grow the congregation, literally trying to grow 328 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 3: the congregation. And so he posted this really sweet little 329 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 3: TikTok video saying Hi, I'm Father Jordan, like I would 330 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,800 Speaker 3: love you to come join me at church, and women 331 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:56,520 Speaker 3: lost their mind. The Internet shut down because he is 332 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 3: so hot. 333 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 2: So just everyone thirsting over this. This priest. 334 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,760 Speaker 3: He has this big, thick, luscious beard, these kind eyes, 335 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 3: and listen, let me show you the video because it 336 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,640 Speaker 3: speaks for itself. Let me play it for you. 337 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,720 Speaker 8: Hello, I'm Father Jordan, and I'm delighted to be the 338 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 8: new vicar here at saying Edward the Confessor and momforth 339 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 8: come and say hello. We gather here regularly throughout the 340 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 8: week and of course on. 341 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,080 Speaker 2: Sundays even if you haven've been for a while. 342 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 4: We'd love to see you again. But this is just 343 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,240 Speaker 4: me saying hi to you. 344 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 8: If you follow us on Facebook or any of our 345 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 8: social media, are welcome for me, God bless. 346 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,400 Speaker 3: So that video has had one point four million views. Wow, 347 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 3: it's had ninety thousand likes, and it's just middle aged 348 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 3: women treating him like a piece of meat. 349 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,920 Speaker 2: I don't want to downplay the sexiness of Father Jordan, 350 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 2: but like if he was a regular human, a plumber, 351 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,080 Speaker 2: a football player, a school teacher, would he be as 352 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,560 Speaker 2: hot Or is it because he's a priest and there's 353 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 2: something little mysterious about that that ups the hotness? 354 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,000 Speaker 4: Yeah? 355 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 9: I think it's the innocence of him in that video 356 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 9: that is playing to a lot of women. 357 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,680 Speaker 3: And it's because we can't have him. Yeah, we want 358 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 3: him because he's it's taboo to want to have sex 359 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 3: with the priests allowed. Okay, so I also looked into 360 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:26,479 Speaker 3: this conveniently, I may or may not literally and metaphorically, 361 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 3: I can get on British time. Okay. So now a 362 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 3: vicar can have sex, a priest can't. He's a vicar, so, 363 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,800 Speaker 3: but I think he can only have sex once he 364 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 3: got married. 365 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 2: Just these comments, by the way. 366 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 3: Can you read them out? Because I have a theory 367 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 3: that women are way thirstier than men, and I think 368 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,880 Speaker 3: this proves. 369 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 2: If this was if this was a female member of 370 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 2: if it was a nun, for example, and blokes were 371 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 2: writing these things, canceled, switch off the internet, called the cops. 372 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,160 Speaker 3: But how many nuns now are going? Am I hot enough? 373 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 4: Should? 374 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: I started to test? 375 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 2: And let's keep in mind that the video is so 376 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 2: completely innocents in front of a church, playing up to 377 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:07,239 Speaker 2: his handsomeness or anything. He's just going introducing himself. Hi, 378 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 2: I would love to see you at church. So this 379 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 2: is what some of the Middle Age we were writing. 380 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 2: Not my husband wondering while I'm listening to a religious 381 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,439 Speaker 2: sermon on repeat, of course, goes with that, saying just 382 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,120 Speaker 2: watching it on repeat? Are you on? Holy fans? See? 383 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,080 Speaker 2: I think that's that's quite clever. 384 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 3: That's cute. 385 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 2: That's quite clever. So do I confess or create my 386 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,840 Speaker 2: sins with him? Yeah? 387 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know what I'd like to do. 388 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:37,639 Speaker 2: Keep going, keep going, father, please don't stop. That was okay, 389 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 2: fifty shades of prey. Well done, well done. See women, Yeah, 390 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,879 Speaker 2: come to my house, father, I need some religion in 391 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,240 Speaker 2: my life. Get your mind out of the gun of 392 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 2: the minister. Come you started laughing. Okay, this one. I 393 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,440 Speaker 2: need to get wet and be baptized. 394 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 8: By you. 395 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 2: It's a play on words. 396 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,880 Speaker 9: I feel like they just went straight to the point, 397 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 9: though there's no tongue in cheek. 398 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 2: That could be though depending on how it goes. Yes, Daddy, 399 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,040 Speaker 2: Oh wait, I mean father. 400 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,280 Speaker 3: I like that. See I like it. I don't know 401 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,320 Speaker 3: how I feel about daddy. Daddy to me will always 402 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 3: be my dad. No, I don't like it. 403 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,440 Speaker 2: I've just ripped all of the sexiness out of this seat. 404 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,680 Speaker 3: But haven't you keep going? 405 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 2: For Give me, father, for I have sinned all over 406 00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:19,639 Speaker 2: this video. 407 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,439 Speaker 3: Oh squad. 408 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,520 Speaker 9: So the best part of this story when I was 409 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,679 Speaker 9: doing my research is the father has seen all the 410 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:32,680 Speaker 9: press about himself and he's read every single comment Betty has. 411 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 3: But not only has he, it. 412 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,919 Speaker 9: Was brought to his mother's attention and she went and 413 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,479 Speaker 9: read every single comment. 414 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:43,919 Speaker 3: And he's quite proud of her son. I just like 415 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 3: she makes a good baby. 416 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 2: The amount of research that the two of you have 417 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 2: gone to on this story author the job. 418 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 419 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,320 Speaker 9: And like one thing as well that I read is 420 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 9: a lot of people are comparing him to Scott Disick 421 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 9: and Ryan Gosling, And I say it, I see Scott 422 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 9: dizzic when he was hot, because Scott Dizzic is not hot. 423 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 3: Anymore, but he is giving Yeah yeah, creepy. 424 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 2: Sorry, speaking of orgasms, our next guest is probably responsible 425 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,520 Speaker 2: for plenty all over the internet channel. 426 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,439 Speaker 3: So girth Master first came to my attention when he 427 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,919 Speaker 3: started following me on Instagram and with a name like 428 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 3: girth Master, I'm not not going to click on his profile, 429 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 3: and I was shocked. This guy is a massive deal 430 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:38,360 Speaker 3: in all sense of the word. But he he's one 431 00:19:38,359 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 3: of the biggest names in pawn. He's an only fans creator, 432 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 3: He's in the top one percent, and he is a 433 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 3: man from down Under. He's big and brizzy, So instantly 434 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,160 Speaker 3: I knew we had to get him on the show. 435 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 2: Girth Master, thanks for joining us on Saucy Secrets. 436 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:55,760 Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. 437 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:56,159 Speaker 8: Guys. 438 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: My saucy secret is that I have a giant peanut 439 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 1: and seven inches. 440 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 3: Around now to help people visualize. 441 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:10,280 Speaker 2: Trying to visualize it right now with my hands. 442 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,880 Speaker 3: Frank Green water bottle. Wow, he's walking around. He's basically 443 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 3: a tripod. 444 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 4: Wow. 445 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 3: Congratulations, round of applause. When you realized that yours was 446 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 3: bigger than the average. 447 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: It was in high school like group shower setting. A 448 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 1: few of the boys saw it, and then one of 449 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 1: them like ran out told the guys outside to come 450 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,120 Speaker 1: and get a look, and everyone kind of had a peek, 451 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: and I got known for it. 452 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 3: What is the first reaction when you unzip your pants? 453 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: Well, it's back before I was like recognizable. It was 454 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,679 Speaker 1: my favorite thing to like surprise the chick with, Like 455 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,960 Speaker 1: when I get it out and they like, it's kind 456 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,840 Speaker 1: of like if you've seen the ring when the chick 457 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: walks backwards up the wall get direction. A few times, 458 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:52,640 Speaker 1: have you. 459 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 3: Had women instantly just go I'm so sorry, I just 460 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,200 Speaker 3: can't it's just too big. 461 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,199 Speaker 1: It happened a couple of times, although we've tried and 462 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,040 Speaker 1: it just doesn't fit. 463 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 3: I did listen to our podcast you were on and 464 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 3: you said that it's actually easier for women to take 465 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,680 Speaker 3: it up the butt than it is vaginally. 466 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,560 Speaker 1: Is that true if they had experience taking things in 467 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: the butt, yet they prefer to take it anally than 468 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: in the vagina. It's just more stretchy. I guess I 469 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,240 Speaker 1: haven't done a lot of anal, but some girls won't 470 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,919 Speaker 1: take it in the vage. They're just strictly anal. They 471 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: won't even try. 472 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 2: So let's go back to how this all began. How 473 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,880 Speaker 2: does it go from I'm in the showers at school 474 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,120 Speaker 2: and everyone realizes in that moment, I've got a massive 475 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 2: dick too. I'm now one of the biggest adult stars 476 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 2: on the planet. How do you end up walking that path? 477 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: Well, it was always like a digital exhibitionist. You know, 478 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,639 Speaker 1: I'm posting pictures to Reddit and Twitter and Tumblr and 479 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 1: wherever else, and I just kind of posted for a 480 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,239 Speaker 1: few weeks and then delete the account. And then one 481 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,639 Speaker 1: day I made an account. It got like a lot 482 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,400 Speaker 1: of traction, and a friend told me how much money 483 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 1: they made on only I've never really thought about it before. 484 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 1: So I made a page expecting to get a little 485 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,200 Speaker 1: beer money or RNT money out of it, and then 486 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,720 Speaker 1: it's just kind of snowballed. You know, someone hit me 487 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,440 Speaker 1: to up the shoot, so I made a video. It 488 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,399 Speaker 1: got popular, people over sea started hitting me up. So 489 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: I started working people over seas and here I am. 490 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 3: Now, So how much would you be on average on 491 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,880 Speaker 3: a month at the moment. 492 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,320 Speaker 1: Oh, I can't stay on average, but you know I'm 493 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,080 Speaker 1: in a very comfortable amount. You know, I'm looking fortunate 494 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,480 Speaker 1: enough that you know I've made enough money. I've bought 495 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: my mama house late last year, hopefully get myself on 496 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,159 Speaker 1: in a year or two. I live very comfortably and 497 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,479 Speaker 1: I've got a very nice apartment here in Hollywood. Can't complain. 498 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:44,200 Speaker 3: And are you dating? Like, how do you one? How 499 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:48,720 Speaker 3: do you date with that thing between your laying? How 500 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,760 Speaker 3: do women feel going on a date with you knowing 501 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 3: what your job is? 502 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,919 Speaker 1: I mean I do date for sure. I generally like 503 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 1: go into you know, women in the industry or like 504 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 1: they're at least adjacent familiar with it. 505 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 3: So you also said I found a really interesting statistic. 506 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 3: I think it was something like, your audience is seventy 507 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,680 Speaker 3: percent men, and a lot of them say they're straight, 508 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,880 Speaker 3: but they're looking at your porn regularly. As I thought, 509 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 3: I found that interesting. I thought would be more women. 510 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 3: Do you think a lot of men are more fluid 511 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,399 Speaker 3: than they admit to? 512 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,720 Speaker 1: Definitely? Yeah, one hundred percent. 513 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 514 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 1: I think these days are probably more like fifty to 515 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 1: fifty men and women on my page since I started 516 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,040 Speaker 1: using technok a lot more. But there's a lot of 517 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 1: like straight guys on my page that you know, they'll 518 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,119 Speaker 1: subscribe and send me a message like hey man, you 519 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 1: know I like, I'm straight, I'm married, but you know 520 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about sucking your dick, and I'm like, like, 521 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,879 Speaker 1: no judgment at all. You know, it's my page, is 522 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,160 Speaker 1: the safe space? Say what you want. 523 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:50,760 Speaker 2: This might be a really left field question because everyone's 524 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,280 Speaker 2: got a celebrity crush, everyone's got a whole pass. Who 525 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 2: is girth Masters anyone on planet Earth? You've obviously slept 526 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 2: with a lot of people. Who is the dream? Who 527 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 2: is the mount rushmore? Who's your celebrity crush slash ball pass? 528 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,680 Speaker 1: My classic all time got to be Angelina Joe Lee, 529 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: But lately I've been getting into Azilia. 530 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 3: Oh well that's possible, isn't she. 531 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,480 Speaker 1: She has a page. I don't know what she does 532 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,840 Speaker 1: on there, but she has a page that. 533 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,359 Speaker 3: Would break the. 534 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:23,880 Speaker 4: Now. 535 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,680 Speaker 2: When we said that you were coming on the show, naturally, 536 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,639 Speaker 2: are in box was flooded. Everyone wants to ask questions 537 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 2: about you, and most importantly about your cock. So if 538 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 2: it's okay with you, girth Master, can you stick around 539 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 2: because we've got a boat load of questions from our 540 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 2: fans that want to ask you. Absolutely there, All right, 541 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 2: let's do it more with girth Master. Next, Girth Master, 542 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 2: one of the biggest adult creators on the planet. He's 543 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,040 Speaker 2: on the show tonight again. How big is it? 544 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,479 Speaker 1: Eight inches long and seven inches around? 545 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,120 Speaker 3: This makes me human? 546 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,679 Speaker 2: Body is capable of so many wonderful things, isn't it 547 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,680 Speaker 2: from you? 548 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: I've worked with some girls who are like four foot nine, 549 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:08,880 Speaker 1: like they are time. 550 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 4: Where does it go? 551 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,200 Speaker 1: Somehow they can sell you, honestly me past their belly. 552 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,280 Speaker 4: But I guess I know. 553 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 3: So I also heard this is We will get to 554 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,040 Speaker 3: the questions. But there was something you said in another 555 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,879 Speaker 3: interview that had me fascinated. You said that Twitter is 556 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 3: basically the LinkedIn for porn stars. 557 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:26,919 Speaker 1: Do you know? 558 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:30,119 Speaker 3: I didn't even know that you can watch porn on 559 00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 3: on Twitter, but of course, you know, for research purposes, 560 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,439 Speaker 3: I did go on and have a look at yours. 561 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 562 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 2: Is that just because Twitter's like he is, an unchecked 563 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,960 Speaker 2: you can post pretty much whatever you want. 564 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know you could put things besides porn on 565 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:50,440 Speaker 1: Twitter at No. Yeah, there's no like adult restrictions on Twitter. 566 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 1: You can post whatever you want. So in a way, 567 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,359 Speaker 1: it's kind of our like a portfolio of our work. 568 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 3: Wow, okay, so we did have my DMS blew up 569 00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 3: yesterday when I ask people for their questions, and I 570 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,480 Speaker 3: thought I had thought of every question under the sun, 571 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 3: but I had not. So let's get to a couple 572 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,680 Speaker 3: of them. The first one, which was the most popular 573 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 3: one was who is your favorite only fans creator to 574 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,679 Speaker 3: collaborate with me? 575 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 1: And like your friend blue Eye Kayla Jay has shot 576 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: like a bunch together back in the day, Angela White's 577 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,480 Speaker 1: great to work with. Both unfortunate that, like most everyone 578 00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:26,399 Speaker 1: I've worked with has been like really amazing, you know, 579 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: to work with it, I probably work with them again now. 580 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,520 Speaker 3: The person wanted to know how do you get condoms 581 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:37,679 Speaker 3: made in that big Like do they break? How do 582 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,679 Speaker 3: you use a condom? 583 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 1: There's a brand of condoms called My Size that make 584 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,560 Speaker 1: up to seventy two millimeters and like you can buy 585 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 1: them on Amazon or like a few other stores online, 586 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,880 Speaker 1: and like they fit me comfortably. So, like I said 587 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,880 Speaker 1: this before on TikTok, if you're ever with the guy 588 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,840 Speaker 1: and he says that he's too big for condoms, show 589 00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,119 Speaker 1: a picture of my dicky. 590 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,160 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were doing God's work. 591 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:01,760 Speaker 2: You're legit. 592 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,479 Speaker 3: I'm going to use that because it is an arm 593 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,440 Speaker 3: wrestled to get guys to wear condoms. 594 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,040 Speaker 1: These days, they just haven't looked hard enough. I found 595 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,600 Speaker 1: them because I wanted condoms. I'm not trying to catch 596 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,440 Speaker 1: something or you know, they're out there to sort of 597 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:14,920 Speaker 1: look for them. 598 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,680 Speaker 3: What was it like telling your mom the first time 599 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,479 Speaker 3: that you were on only Fans. 600 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 1: The way I told Mom was like over stages because 601 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 1: at the time, I'd had to borrow like some money 602 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,360 Speaker 1: off my mom. I was like breathing countries, like life 603 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 1: is kind of crazy for me. So I borrowed like 604 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,199 Speaker 1: a few thousand dollars off mom, and I had like 605 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,399 Speaker 1: a payment plan for like two years to pay her 606 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:36,000 Speaker 1: back however much a week, and you know, I started 607 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 1: making Only Fans money. So I sent Mom just like 608 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:40,679 Speaker 1: the lump sum, you know, gave it all back to her. 609 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 1: I was like, hey, mo, good news, bad news. You know, 610 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 1: I paid you back everything I owe you that The 611 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 1: bad news is how I got it. And I told 612 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,480 Speaker 1: her that I had an online business in the adult industry. 613 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 1: She was like a little unsure, but you know, she's 614 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 1: supportive and whatever, but I didn't want to tell her 615 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: what it was because you know, I was I didn't 616 00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,119 Speaker 1: know what she'd say, and then it was after or 617 00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 1: I quit my day job. Like as soon as I 618 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,199 Speaker 1: quit my day job, I told my sisters and my 619 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: mom like, hey, I'm doing only fans now. But they've 620 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: all been so supportive and so happy for me, so 621 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: it's great. 622 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:14,480 Speaker 2: How do you make sure that the scene goes to 623 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,280 Speaker 2: the full length and you don't reach the fining? It 624 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 2: becomes a spring as opposed to a marathon, as you 625 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,400 Speaker 2: are sleeping with. 626 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: I can't lie Sometimes as soon as I put it in, 627 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,840 Speaker 1: I know I'm in trouble. There's no sure fire way 628 00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 1: to last longer. 629 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 2: I put it. 630 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: But it's about like learning your body as well, Like 631 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,520 Speaker 1: you know, I'll rub one out the day before so 632 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,560 Speaker 1: that I'm like I'm regular. The only thing once in 633 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 1: coming too quick is having problems getting it up, because 634 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,560 Speaker 1: then you know, it's it's a really like I laugh 635 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: every time because it's something really funny about you know, 636 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm sitting next to like a gorgeous woman in lingerie 637 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 1: wanting to have sex with me, and I'm like jerking 638 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: off a semi hard dick, like come on, buddy, please, 639 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,120 Speaker 1: Like like I have to laugh every time I do. 640 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 3: So a lot of men reached out and they all 641 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 3: of course think that you know, they want to do it. 642 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 3: It's a dream job. So a lot of men asked, 643 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 3: what are some tips for making a sex tape that 644 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 3: actually looks good, because I've tried to make a sex 645 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,360 Speaker 3: tape before and it was a disaster. 646 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 1: I mean, the number one thing is lighting, Like if 647 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: you you can have the best camera in the world, 648 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 1: if it isn't if the lighting isn't good enough, it'll 649 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,120 Speaker 1: come out of greeny and you know, jumpy. So lighting 650 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,200 Speaker 1: has you can make an amazing borno on an iPhone 651 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,280 Speaker 1: if you have the right lighting. 652 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,040 Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on the show. We 653 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,920 Speaker 2: really appreciate it. What's next in the diary for you 654 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 2: and your massive dick. 655 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 1: I've just signed an exclusive contract with Brasses and they're 656 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 1: like the big porn company, and an exclusive contract means 657 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,720 Speaker 1: that I like only shoot proceeds for that. 658 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 2: Well, we thank you for bringing you in your massive 659 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,520 Speaker 2: penis on Saucy Secrets. It has been in lightning and 660 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,719 Speaker 2: eye opening and we wish you nothing but the very 661 00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,480 Speaker 2: best in the future. 662 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 5: To help me. 663 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 2: Guys fresh back in the country after a stint in Paris. 664 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 3: I did I went to Paris for the summer. I 665 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 3: put all my things in storage and off I chokeed 666 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 3: for a summer of romance. And there was a lot 667 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 3: of rose consumed. There was a lot of French champagne. 668 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,680 Speaker 3: I was in heaven. And you know when you go 669 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 3: out with a group of friends and you're in a 670 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,560 Speaker 3: bit of a naughty mood and you think, well, let's 671 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 3: all go to the strippers, and you have a bit 672 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 3: of a laugh, a bit of a laugh. You end 673 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 3: up at the strippers, you throw some queens their way 674 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 3: and it's a bit of a giggle. Well, the French 675 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,280 Speaker 3: take it one step further. You don't go to a strippers, 676 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,520 Speaker 3: You go to a sex show, which is exactly where 677 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 3: I found myself on my third night in Paris. 678 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,520 Speaker 2: Oh good, so you started with a bang, literally literally. 679 00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 3: So I was with a group of Aussies because a 680 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,240 Speaker 3: fella half of Australia was over there in July, and 681 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,240 Speaker 3: we'd had a few drinks and this couple who I'm 682 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 3: new friends with and we weren't super close, but we'd 683 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 3: had about two bottles of rose and I said, oh, 684 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 3: what are you guys doing tonight? They're like, we're going 685 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 3: to a sex show? Do you want to come with us? 686 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 2: And I'm assuming, like, obviously a strip show is that 687 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 2: it's just people getting nude and dancing on stage. 688 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:17,320 Speaker 3: It's exactly what the title says. Yeah, and I knew 689 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 3: it would be great content. I was a little bit 690 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 3: sussed that they were comfortable with me going with them. 691 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 2: Where was this sex show? What type of building were 692 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 2: you entering into? 693 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 3: So it's in this beautiful old building, it's from the 694 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,640 Speaker 3: seventeen hundreds and you walk down this red velvet staircase 695 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 3: into this like mini theater, and I thought it would 696 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,520 Speaker 3: be kind of creepy old men leering, but there were 697 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 3: more women than men, Like it was a lot of couples. 698 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,520 Speaker 3: They were beautiful velvet lounges. But as soon as I 699 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,400 Speaker 3: walked in, there was an audience member who had been 700 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,960 Speaker 3: pulled up onto stage and he was tied up and 701 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,400 Speaker 3: a woman who was completely naked was whipping him, And 702 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,320 Speaker 3: I felt, great, what. 703 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,000 Speaker 4: I signed up for? 704 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 3: That fifty euro just paid for itself. And it's just beautiful. 705 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 3: It's like burlesque bet with sex. So they do a 706 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:15,080 Speaker 3: few songs and dances and they start fully clothed and 707 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 3: then they get naked, and then they it turns into 708 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,760 Speaker 3: a soap opera. So the soap opera we watched was 709 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 3: two women. One was the housemaid, one was the rich homeowner. 710 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,160 Speaker 2: And you're just there for the plot, obviously, just there 711 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:31,760 Speaker 2: for the plot. 712 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 3: I love to support the arts. And then it just 713 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,840 Speaker 3: turned into this full blown lesbian sex show. So the 714 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,960 Speaker 3: housewife is desperate to sleep with the maid. The maid 715 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,640 Speaker 3: keeps saying no, and then she offers her raise, and 716 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,480 Speaker 3: then the maid goes to town on her and you 717 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:49,760 Speaker 3: see a lot of oral sex. 718 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,520 Speaker 2: And at what point did you realize that clearly your 719 00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,400 Speaker 2: friends had invited you because they wanted a threesome and 720 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,000 Speaker 2: they thought this was the best way to kick things off. 721 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 3: I think it's when the wife put her hand on 722 00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 3: my knee. 723 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 2: On that note, let's wrap things up the end of 724 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,160 Speaker 2: yet another Saucy Secrets. By the way, let's not forget 725 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 2: we do have one of these incredible womanizer liberty to 726 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 2: sing the Britney Speace song. You've been doing it in 727 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 2: between the songs the whole. 728 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,800 Speaker 3: But you don't get this one because I'm taking this one. 729 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 2: Okay, you can have this one, though, It'll be you, 730 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,000 Speaker 2: I promise you. It's tiny, discreete and full of naughty surprises. 731 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 2: The woman eyes are liberty too, brings mind blowing, hands 732 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 2: free orgasms anywhere anytime. Get yours at jujujou dot com 733 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 2: dot a you. Big thank you to the legends at 734 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 2: juju as well for helping us out because we couldn't 735 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 2: do the show without them. 736 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 3: We love them. 737 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,160 Speaker 2: Don't forget. If you've been listening to the show and 738 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,400 Speaker 2: you think yourself, Oh, I've got a saucy secret we 739 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,440 Speaker 2: want to hear from you. Get the iHeart app on 740 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 2: your phone. There's a microphone feature. Just tell us all 741 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,280 Speaker 2: about it. Big thank you to girth Master for coming 742 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 2: on the show. That was something else. 743 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 3: Yes, Andrew Hamilton as well, he was Wow, what a story. 744 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,520 Speaker 3: But do you know what he has changed my mind 745 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 3: on sharing your part a. 746 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 2: Comedian that's paying another person sleep when he's with his 747 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 2: wife when he's too busy. Don't forget. If you're watching 748 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:08,880 Speaker 2: this on YouTube like subscribe, tell your friends the podcast 749 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,560 Speaker 2: available on the iheartapp and we will see you again 750 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 2: next week on Saucy Secrets. 751 00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,160 Speaker 3: Ye, Saucy Secrets. 752 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:15,520 Speaker 7: Thank