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Speaker 1: Ah, dad became the French president.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 3: Don't to give too much away here, but your dad

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Speaker 3: comes on the show effectively at some stage here preaching

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Speaker 3: an invention that he thinks he thought of before it

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Speaker 3: was invented. Yes, and so randomly he quotes Emmanuel Macon,

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Speaker 3: one of the most French president.

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Speaker 4: Absurd, obscure, left wing things. It was almost like he

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Speaker 4: it was almost like he started having another conversation.

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Speaker 5: It's amazing your dad in retirement is it's in allegue.

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Speaker 4: He's he's in fantastic areas. I mean, I'd love to

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't come back for a couple of days. He'd

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Speaker 4: lock you in. He would lock you in, he would.

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Speaker 4: That's the interesting thing we found.

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Speaker 5: We find out you'll hear in the in the pod,

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Speaker 5: but like an honest conversation he had with your fiance.

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Speaker 5: So really actually gave me a glimpse of retirement in

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Speaker 5: a completely new light. My dad recently retired, and yeah,

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Speaker 5: I think retirees going to interesting areas once the calendar

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Speaker 5: has completely opened up.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly the calendar's open.

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Speaker 3: So all of a sudden, you go from forty to

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Speaker 3: fifty years of just I do this, I come home

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Speaker 3: the calendar of it. I was like, what am I into?

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Speaker 3: I actually have never asked that question before. So he's

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Speaker 3: doing the pottery, he's writing more poetry, he's just he's

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Speaker 3: in a great sport. He actually he actually made a

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Speaker 3: great poem for his for his mate who passed away

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Speaker 3: last week and said it at a funeral on Tuesdays.

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Speaker 3: So it's actually been a busy week for the Big Fellow.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, huge week for the Big Fellow. But moving

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Speaker 3: on from my dad's retirement, this show, I mean it's tight,

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Speaker 3: there's no doubt.

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Speaker 1: It's tight.

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Speaker 4: So much Sam Jade prank there, it's pretty good. Oh

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Speaker 4: that's a river.

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Speaker 1: You're welcome boys. Yeah, well, Angrel, don't thank me.

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Speaker 5: Thanks Steve Sanders, who who works for a glossy magazine

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Speaker 5: who decided to call Sam Jade bloody.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look for compelling character.

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Speaker 4: I think I've slept for three hours in the last.

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Speaker 5: Three Okay, why don't start, let's just joined the podcast in.

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Speaker 4: Descending this one time I spoke to the French president.

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Speaker 3: Okay, are you speaking Dutch to your baby. By the way, sorry,

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Speaker 3: So it's Dutch and English and you're hoping that they've

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Speaker 1: You're only speaking Dutch, baby, That's why I do it.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean, because it'll pick up English from.

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Speaker 4: God, that's genius actually so, but yeah, we pretty much

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Speaker 1: Because when I pop over, I can't pop into Dutch.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, you can't expect your guests to be speaking totally wild,

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Speaker 5: That's why my mate speaks Japanese at home with his Japanese.

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Speaker 4: Because they speak to him and that when he when

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Speaker 4: like that. Yeah, we can't put a sign on the door. Well,

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Speaker 4: once you pass this line, welcome to the Dutch of

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Speaker 4: and your shoes. Take your shoes off, changed them for

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Speaker 4: a set of clogs that we've got apple and joints

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Speaker 1: That's an amazing combo.

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Speaker 5: Wouldn't choose and pie?

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Speaker 6: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: The Johnny Depp amber Heard trial started in April Woods

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Speaker 4: when nearly we're nearly into June. Extraordinary. It has captivated

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Speaker 4: but obviously in Australia, the only way we can look

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Speaker 7: Wow, yeah, wow, it's all I can say. It is

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Speaker 3: Sorry, is that a joke or you being serious?

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Speaker 2: That's the best that was real.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised.

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Speaker 4: America is an extraordinary We're watching it over here every

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Speaker 7: It's at the discretion of the judge as to whether

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Speaker 4: Well, it's an American thing, isn't it. You know, it's

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Speaker 4: Watergate scandal. But we're talking about currently one person who's

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Speaker 7: So essentially to to throw out the defamation case. The

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Speaker 7: People who don't really care about Johnny and annle one

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Speaker 4: Can't ask him about the Amber Herd thing.

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Speaker 4: In the notes, you don't mention Herd, don't mention the

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Speaker 7: You know he already lost one defamation case in the

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 7: That is much stronger language than the Namber Herd.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's totals that the sad reflection of the domestic

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Speaker 1: Shocking.

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Speaker 4: What one hundred respects the number? If that chat's brought

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Speaker 4: more up next time with them. What do you we're

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Speaker 4: Who do you think is right, who do you think

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Speaker 7: Will carry that testimony will carry a lot of weight.

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Speaker 4: Completely very metal, very metal, and thank you, thank you

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Speaker 8: Maxomok macsk Yes, so you keep talking about and I

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Speaker 4: But you're but no, no, that is not opening a

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Speaker 4: But you're just confused. You're just you're going to get

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Speaker 1: But just for me, I'm going to keep going until

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Speaker 3: You know when you're cleaning your bed sheets, no, okay,

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Speaker 3: Okay, just give me your best, give me, give me

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Speaker 4: But what was your best?

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Speaker 3: Also, the toilet flushing one, the anxiety.

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Speaker 4: Amount of toilets that you've blocked. Here I did a

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Speaker 3: You know when you've been away for ages, like you've

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Speaker 4: Comfortably. Your shit is so far? Did you claim to

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Speaker 1: You could do it with a big burger as well,

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Speaker 1: couldn't you?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What do you do it with a big burger? Fish sandwich?

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Speaker 4: Sky's the limits? There's so good tasty tape, very clever.

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Speaker 3: They should make the fruit stickers edible. I should get

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Speaker 4: Ah, fruit stickers, I know what you're talking about. Yes, no,

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Speaker 4: Will probably cost them a whole bunch to print it

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Speaker 2: Themselves anyway, tasty tape.

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Speaker 4: I was annoyed about this because I did have this

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Speaker 4: I want to hear from other people. Thirty one or

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Speaker 4: six five? Did you have one of these? Do you

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Speaker 1: Mo's got one, Mo, what was your idea?

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Speaker 4: MO.

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Speaker 10: MO?

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Speaker 2: Well, yes, enough the overriding feeling, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely just furious? Now I button pushed Joel, you reckon,

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Speaker 4: you invented something, mate? You wanted to hit us at

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Speaker 5: Really, I really regret actually bringing this up.

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Speaker 4: It's really embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: But when I was a kid, I was very confident

446
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Speaker 5: for a number of years that I came up with

447
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 5: that little childhood rhyme. You know, when you're climbing up

448
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,760
Speaker 5: a ladder and you see your brown splatter diarrhea, it's diarrhea.

449
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,160
Speaker 4: All you came up with the diarrhea.

450
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,159
Speaker 5: For a number of years, I was pretty confident I

451
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 5: made that up.

452
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 3: When your tommy's feeling funny and you feel something running diarrhea?

453
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 4: Did you come up with the Yeah, when you're swimming

454
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,440
Speaker 4: in the pool and you're feeling nice and cool, diarrhea?

455
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Speaker 1: Did you come up with all of them? I think so.

456
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Speaker 1: You're a lyrical genius. Joel Gelding and showing your.

457
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Speaker 4: Age because you are what fifty now, so you know that.

458
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 5: In the sixties that was a big thing, the diarrhea song.

459
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,680
Speaker 1: Now amazingly my dad has gold.

460
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Speaker 4: I know my dad has one of these.

461
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Speaker 1: He talks about it almost every family dinner.

462
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Speaker 4: I'm surprised that you were able to contact us, Steve.

463
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,040
Speaker 4: Normally you're pretty busy at coming on five o'clock on

464
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Speaker 4: a Friday.

465
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Speaker 9: Mate, No, I got You're on Direct Girls, so there's

466
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,480
Speaker 9: no issue there.

467
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Speaker 3: Actually, sorry, Dad, I've got to have been a bone to

468
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Speaker 3: pick with you, so it's no secret. And anyone who

469
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 3: listens to this show knows that you're pretty available at

470
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Speaker 3: the moment.

471
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Speaker 1: You recently retired and.

472
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Speaker 3: You call the show almost every single day. So min

473
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 3: Or tries to at least my fiance Mim.

474
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,360
Speaker 1: Was like, I actually would love to do pottery with

475
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Speaker 1: with your dad.

476
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 4: Shared activity, you know, he's not doing anything.

477
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,080
Speaker 3: Else exactly so exactly, so Mim was like organized a

478
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 3: time that I don't know anyway, Mim locked it in

479
00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:18,760
Speaker 3: message Dad.

480
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,719
Speaker 4: Dad writes back and goes, Nah, don't worry about it.

481
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Speaker 1: But I'm not that keen.

482
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Speaker 9: I couldn't I couldn't fit it in. I mean long

483
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Speaker 9: I could won't miss the opportunity to sign.

484
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Speaker 4: I know, to be honest yourself, put myself in Steve's

485
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,040
Speaker 4: shoes there. Unfortunately, every other well ninety nine point nine

486
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Speaker 4: percent of people on the planet can claim that they've

487
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 4: got something on. Steve's got nothing on. So he's between

488
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,960
Speaker 4: a rock and a hard place there. He's only option

489
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Speaker 4: if he wants if he doesn't want to do it,

490
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,159
Speaker 4: is just to say I don't want to do it.

491
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Speaker 1: That's it, and that's clearly clearly the case.

492
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,959
Speaker 3: But Dad, let's move on to the invention that you

493
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,240
Speaker 3: think you invented, but then it was actually created by

494
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Speaker 3: someone else after you had the idea.

495
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Speaker 9: I don't think I know. Okay, that's one impersonation of

496
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 9: the French president. Brother anyway, getting on with.

497
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Speaker 4: It, What are mister beat there explain?

498
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Speaker 9: Later had the break? Missus White Law and I were

499
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Speaker 9: in holiday in.

500
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Speaker 2: It and we we're from France to Italy? Is everything

501
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Speaker 2: okay down there? Made?

502
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Speaker 4: What will? Will?

503
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Speaker 1: Will hasn't slept? Dad, You know you're making total sense.

504
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Speaker 4: It's it's on Will.

505
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Speaker 2: So you're in.

506
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Speaker 9: Italy, I mean, we're in it, miss Italy was a

507
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 9: good idea to go and have a look around the

508
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Speaker 9: country side. So I did that. But every every surviver,

509
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,479
Speaker 9: it seemed in Italy was content to compete on losing

510
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 9: me and including their horns and all this sort of business.

511
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Speaker 9: And I thought, well, you know, that's not really cot

512
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 9: And I thought, well, if they knew that I was

513
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,800
Speaker 9: a tourist and they probably would give me a little

514
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 9: bit of more leeway. So I came up with the

515
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 9: idea that you'd stick a tea on it on your car.

516
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,640
Speaker 9: Brilliant when you're traveling overseas. So people were realizing you're

517
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 9: a tourist and they'd say, okay, he's a bit of

518
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 9: a dick driving around.

519
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Speaker 4: He's doing the wrong things tourists.

520
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Speaker 3: It's a great idea, an play a pea plate. Yeah,

521
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 3: I'm unfamiliar in this area.

522
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 4: That brilliant idea to bring.

523
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 9: An idea, Except the over in New Zealand. About twelve

524
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 9: months later came back and someone in New Zealand invented

525
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 9: or claimed to invent that same idea.

526
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Speaker 4: The tea plates. They were gone.

527
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Speaker 3: And the worst thing was apparently this bloken New Zealand

528
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,439
Speaker 3: was just doing it out of the goodness of his

529
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Speaker 3: heart and just wanted the roads to run better. So

530
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Speaker 3: Dad was even more devastating because he was like, Oh,

531
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Speaker 3: it's going to make so much fun.

532
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 4: That's some more in just a bit the Will and

533
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 4: Woody podcast wards. You and I love pranking people. We

534
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,440
Speaker 4: bloody love It's one of the best parts of our job.

535
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 4: And consequently, there's nothing more annoying than when we can't

536
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 4: prank someone. And it happened last week.

537
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Speaker 3: My friend, you made a very bold It was a

538
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 3: bold pitch, rageous if we're in a diving competition.

539
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: Degree of difficulty.

540
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 3: Ten absolutely absolutely, and you did a belly flopper.

541
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 4: By the way, The.

542
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 3: Idea the difficulty ten was well, wanted to call Samantha

543
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 3: Jade because we're on Celebrity Apprentice with her right now.

544
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: We wanted to get inside her head.

545
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 3: So you called Samantha Jade and effectively said that the

546
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 3: baby hasn't popped out yet. This was last week, so

547
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 3: before the baby came, and to get the baby out,

548
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 3: you'd been told that the perfect pitch actually leads to

549
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: bringing on labor in a natural way. Yes, anyway, here

550
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 3: is Semi Jade obviously calling that it was a break.

551
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 4: If you've got perfect pitch and you sing to a

552
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 4: baby while you're like in this sort of stage. There's

553
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 4: a chance it might induce labor. Would you be okay

554
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 4: if I held the phone up to her belly and

555
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 4: you sung a bit?

556
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 1: This is not real. I know this is not real.

557
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: It's not just ah yeah, embarrassing egg on my face

558
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 4: live on radio as well, failed prank. It's one nil

559
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,919
Speaker 4: Sammy Jade, Bernie Sammy and like she's Australia's sweetheart. A

560
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 4: lot of people would want it to be that way,

561
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,919
Speaker 4: not me. So I'm here to get her backwards. Yes,

562
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 4: I'm here to get her back even up the ledger

563
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 4: will absolutely. Now you and I were approached to do

564
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 4: an interview with a glossy mag, yes recently about Celebrity Apprentice.

565
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 4: Sammy Jade is on Celebrity Apprentice with us as you

566
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:42,239
Speaker 4: just mentioned. So I had this idea while I was

567
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,919
Speaker 4: typing my answers for the interview and involves Sammy Jade.

568
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 4: And right up next this is this is what the

569
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 4: prank's going to be. I'm going to get our button

570
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 4: pusher Joel to call Sammy as the Glossy mag just

571
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:59,159
Speaker 4: verifying the story and ridiculus. I've written about.

572
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: Her, you'll share.

573
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 3: Tell what it is, the most outrageous story about something

574
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 3: you claim happened between the two of you as kids.

575
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 4: You didn't even know her as a.

576
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 2: Kid, absolutely not.

577
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she.

578
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 2: Had no idea.

579
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 4: We were on different sides of the country. She was

580
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 4: in Perth, I was in Belvem. But I've claimed your

581
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 4: childhood friends, and she did something heinous to me as

582
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 4: a child, and that's why I hate her.

583
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Speaker 2: That's the last sort of language I've used.

584
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're going to prank her as that glossy

585
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 4: magazine right up next to verify the facts of the story.

586
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 4: Let's get her now. It woulds you and I hate

587
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 4: it when we cannot prank someone. It's one of the

588
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 4: worst things in her life. You still have that situation

589
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 4: with my partner, see where every time you prank her,

590
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 4: she just laughs in your face because she picks your

591
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 4: voice of mile out.

592
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,199
Speaker 6: I don't know where they came from.

593
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good, I guess, yeah, I mean this is

594
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: getting a bit of it.

595
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 11: Oh, I'm sorry.

596
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 4: No, you know I hate that audio.

597
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 2: It's good stuff. It's good stuff. She laughs directly in

598
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:55,880
Speaker 2: your face.

599
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 4: But the next person on our radar who we apparently

600
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 4: can't prank. We tried to prank her last week is

601
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 4: Australia's sweetheart Sammy Jade.

602
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 2: Now we are very good mates with Sammy.

603
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 4: Yes, we're on Celebrity Apprentice Australia with her at the moment,

604
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 4: and I want to prank her. Yes, it failed. You

605
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 4: failed last week.

606
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 3: We're not going to play that audio against It's embarrassing,

607
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 3: but it's set up for us beautifully.

608
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 4: Right now, you will because he did.

609
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: We did a Q and A with one of the

610
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Speaker 1: Glossy magazine.

611
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.

612
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: You told the most outrageous story ever about your connection

613
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 3: with Sammy.

614
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, it asked. The Glossy mag asked me,

615
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 4: do you hate any of the contestants, and I said, yes,

616
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 4: I do because when I was little, Sammy Jade double

617
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 4: dacked me in the playground. She threw woodchips, and after

618
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 4: she double dacked me, she threw wood chips in my jocks,

619
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 4: and then as a result, I got all sorts of

620
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 4: awful nicknames as a kid. I then took a photo

621
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Speaker 4: of this answer that I sent to this glossy magazine

622
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 4: and I sent it to Sammy and I was like, haha,

623
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 4: how funny. You know, play along with this, play along

624
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 4: with this if they come to you as well, because

625
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 4: it'll be a funny bit. She's like, ha ha, I

626
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 4: love it. I'll play along with it. Now we're about

627
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 4: to test it. Push your Joel is going to call

628
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 4: from the Glossy Magah and Joel, I've given you the answer.

629
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 4: You've got it written down verbaden. What I wrote claimed

630
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 4: happened to me between me and Sammy Jade when we

631
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 4: were six years old. Oh, you call her and let's

632
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 4: see if she steaks to the story. I love this.

633
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 4: I love this, and if not, we've got her. Yes,

634
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 4: I like it all right.

635
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 10: Halloa hallay h. Hi is that Samantha Jade he's speaking Hi. Sorry, Samantha,

636
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 10: I should have said that first. My name is Steve

637
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 10: sand Is. I'm the assistant editor. How are you this afternoon?

638
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm good.

639
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 6: How are you?

640
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 10: Oh it's lovely to speak to you, sam big fan.

641
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 3: Oh thank you.

642
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 10: Look, I only want to steal a minute of your time.

643
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 10: We're about to go to print with an article we

644
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 10: actually did with a co star of your from a

645
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 10: celebrity apprentice. Will mcmahton from William Wooden.

646
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Speaker 7: I love him.

647
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 10: Oh, he's such a nice guy. We had a great

648
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 10: time doing the Q and A with Will. Look during

649
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 10: the article he did bring you up in one of

650
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 10: the questions, so I just wanted to check something with you,

651
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 10: if that's okay. Yes, it's an interesting one. Will's quoted

652
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 10: saying something famously dacked me when we were six years

653
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 10: old and through some wood chips in the jocks and

654
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 10: tease me with some crash jokes the entire time you

655
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 10: guys were in school together. It's an interesting story. I

656
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 10: just needed to check if that's true before we go

657
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 10: to print. You're okay with that being published.

658
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 7: That is totally fine to go to print.

659
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 10: But dacking happened, and you chucked wood chips into his jocks,

660
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 10: which sort of led to some teasing nicknames. I've got Woody,

661
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 10: the wood chop, tan bark, Dick, wood chip shitter, the

662
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 10: sort of he sort of nick fams are then thrown around.

663
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 10: So he was teased in primary school for his entire

664
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Speaker 10: education there when you guys were growing up. So that

665
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Speaker 10: all happened. Then where did he grow up? Do you think?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure where he said he went to school.

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Speaker 4: Sammy, stick to the story. You're doing so well. I

669
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Speaker 4: knew this with you.

670
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Speaker 7: I knew it.

671
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Speaker 2: Try to get you again?

672
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Speaker 6: Was that you would he.

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Speaker 3: No, that wasn't me, that was our button pusher.

674
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Speaker 11: Well, he thought you were putting on a voice and

675
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Speaker 11: I was like, oh my god.

676
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Speaker 10: I used to tease well about being turned.

677
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Speaker 4: We've still got a few challenges to go on celebri Apprentice,

678
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Speaker 4: good luck mate for the rest of them.

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, thanks guys.

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Speaker 10: I mean I did lose against you last week.

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Speaker 1: Ye the better man one, absolutely, but it.

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Speaker 4: Was very sweet of you. I know that you posted

683
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Speaker 4: online afterwards saying that you lost the challenge, but you

684
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 4: think Gotcha for Life, which is our charity, is a

685
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Speaker 4: very noble cause. So you're really happy the money went there.

686
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Speaker 10: I really was.

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Speaker 7: I absolutely was, and I know how much it means

688
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Speaker 7: to you both. So I'm very happy guys.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Sammy, And we love the way that you held

690
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 3: yourself in the boardroom that bottom three there, so you

691
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 3: were just.

692
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Speaker 1: Wearing all the all the heat you were popping.

693
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 3: For your team, and then there was just a bit

694
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Speaker 3: of a turning point where you and Gamble went toe

695
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Speaker 3: to toe right, viewer.

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Speaker 4: You can only push Sammy Jay too far. It's true

697
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 4: and I know that from the playground is a six

698
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 4: year old when you pulled down my pants and put ten.

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Speaker 2: Buck in my jocks.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for came.

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Speaker 4: God, Old Robin wood Cock, he's back.

702
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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, mate, Love.

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Speaker 7: You, Thanks God, love you guys.

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Speaker 4: It's Will and Woodies. It's Will and Woodies. Rejected ideas.

705
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 1: We pitched so many ideas. We're just we're ideas.

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00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 3: Smith's not sure if that works, but only so many

707
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 3: can get on air every week Will, So every single

708
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 3: Friday we get a ten minute period to repitch the

709
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Speaker 3: ideas that didn't make the show, and then you, the listener,

710
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 3: choose which idea you want to hear. And now last week,

711
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 3: I mean I was devastated to lose rejected ideas with

712
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: this absolute corker. Can you get an angry seagull on air?

713
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: So we just put the call out, are you near

714
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Speaker 3: a seagull?

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Speaker 1: Annoy it? And then I really want to hear it,

716
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: like really pissed off on air. That's the sort of

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Speaker 1: gold that you hear at this time on a Friday.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, we are researching two ideas from this week,

719
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Speaker 3: we'll want to go first, or would you like me

720
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 3: to kick things off?

721
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: There you kick it on?

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Speaker 1: Okay, sure, this is a story today, fresh one. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: A sheep A sheep in.

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Speaker 3: Bulgaria, I believe poop pans Bulgarian. Yeah, Bulgarian sheep is

725
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: being tried for murder. Murdered a woman in Bulgaria. First

726
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 3: time an animal is going to court for murder.

727
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Speaker 4: So is that possible.

728
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Speaker 3: I don't know the details of the story, but oh

729
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 3: you did know sheep murdered someone and is literally going

730
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: to court. The sheep there was an altercation and due

731
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Speaker 3: to injuries, complications, et cetera, a woman died. A bit

732
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 3: of a sad story, but I want to focus on

733
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Speaker 3: the fact that this shape is being tried for murder. Anyway,

734
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Speaker 3: my topic would be, have you got a story where

735
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 3: the punchline is holy sheep?

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Speaker 4: That's it?

737
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 3: So you've got some sort of epic sheep story effectively,

738
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Speaker 3: and then so everyone's waiting for the bit you tell us, right,

739
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Speaker 3: holy sheep.

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Speaker 1: I think it'll be hot. There's gonna be a hot bit.

741
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Speaker 1: What's your idea?

742
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 4: You know?

743
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 3: Follow that stage is yours? My friend, have fun slipping

744
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: into those huge shoes.

745
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 4: So my so my partner, as you know, Sam, gave

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Speaker 4: birth on.

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Speaker 1: I don't do baby gear. I mean, come on, you know,

748
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Speaker 1: wipe me.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not fair, okay. So, and what my job

750
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Speaker 4: one of my jobs in as part of the birth

751
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Speaker 4: was to organize the music for the birth.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice, yeah. During the yeah right, yeah.

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Speaker 4: So a lot of the time I was thinking to

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Speaker 4: myself when a song would come on, oh my god,

755
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Speaker 4: is this the song that my child's going to be

756
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 4: born to? Of course, but after the birth goes for

757
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 4: a while, you really start to run out of songs.

758
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 4: And then like Spotify goes onto iHeartRadio. Doesn't matter which

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00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 4: music streaming service you're using, both excellent you After a while,

760
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 4: the it starts to auto shuffle on st does that

761
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 4: the artist radio thing, and it just starts to play

762
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 4: songs and it doesn't become a priority anymore, but it

763
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Speaker 4: just starts to play songs that you don't want your

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Speaker 4: child to be born to, because you just like, I

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Speaker 4: don't want this.

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Speaker 2: When if your song.

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Speaker 4: Comes on, you're like, oh my god, when the and

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Speaker 4: I just turned the music off because I've got way

769
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Speaker 4: too rattled by it. But what I would really like

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Speaker 4: to hear because I spoke to something about this, since

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Speaker 4: I would really love to hear from women.

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Speaker 2: What song was your child born to?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Nice that you didn't want it to be born to?

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00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 4: Because like the music just becomes just becomes an afterthought

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Speaker 4: after a while, there's so much going on, and then

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Speaker 4: in hindsight, do you look back at it and you're like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, I gave birth to check a chock,

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00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,959
Speaker 4: a big red car.

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Speaker 3: With if I hard radio shuffled onto that one. But

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Speaker 3: it could happen, It could could happen.

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Speaker 1: We got Charlie here on thirty six ft.

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Speaker 4: All right, Charlie, you're choosing.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to hear stories that involved the punchline

784
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Speaker 3: of Holy Sheep? Or what song did your baby pop out?

785
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:19,319
Speaker 4: Two?

786
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Speaker 1: And it wasn't a good one.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna go with Will's one.

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Speaker 10: What song did your baby pop out?

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Speaker 3: Probably a good goal, Charlie, Probably a good goal. Let's

790
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Speaker 3: go to Rachel here. Rachel, is this going to be

791
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Speaker 3: a fair of complaint?

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00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear crazy Sheep stories? Or what

793
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: song did your baby pop out too? And it wasn't

794
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: a good one?

795
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 11: No, let's say the Sheep?

796
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 4: Yes, right, Wow, Rachel, what all I think people are

797
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 4: already calling for the song you didn't want your baby

798
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Speaker 4: to pop out?

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Speaker 3: It could be a sheep, could be the sheep, Eloise,

800
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: what do you want to hear?

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00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 11: Oh? Yeah, sorry boy, But in all honesty, I don't

802
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 11: like either of them.

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Speaker 6: Okay, yes, I think Wills, Yes, I mean you didn't

804
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 6: have to whack us before you chose Wills, by the way.

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00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 4: By the way, it's both crawry. But I have to

806
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,360
Speaker 4: well these rejected ideas at the end of the day, Alois.

807
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: We've already pitched them.

808
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 4: The producers obviously think they're cramp as well.

809
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 2: We've got a chance to repitch them.

810
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what we gonna do. Thirty one and six five?

811
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: Have you had birth? And did you hate the song

812
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 4: that your baby came out to? Right? Love it?

813
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: You love back?

814
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 4: Anything like that?

815
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 2: Did not go the way that I planned?

816
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: And Max popped out of silence.

817
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 4: Mack, there wasn't a song, mat Max, yes, songs in

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Speaker 4: the end.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five, give us a call. Do

820
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Speaker 2: you hate the song that you gave birth to? So

821
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 2: rejected ideas?

822
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Speaker 6: I think it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas pitch thousands.

823
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 4: Of ideas a week, would do your case, tens of thousands.

824
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so many.

825
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 4: This an idea machine. Obviously not all of them can

826
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 4: make the show. Low strike rate apart from a ten

827
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 4: minute patch. Every Friday, the producers give us to repitch

828
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Speaker 4: our rejected ideas. Now this week, you guys were chosen

829
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 4: my idea, which is which song do you hate that

830
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 4: you gave birth to?

831
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: What song did you want? You just have?

832
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 4: You have so many songs, but then as labor goes

833
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 4: on and on and on, you just run out of

834
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 4: gear and bloody DJ. I think out of a few

835
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 4: checks up my sleep. But I obviously tried to put

836
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 4: onto some of the minimalistic progressive techno and I mean,

837
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 4: that's more my bag, and sure that wasn't appreciated. So

838
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 4: I had to go into the Spotify archives and it

839
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 4: starts Spotify radioing, so it starts iHeartRadio, so iHeart radioing.

840
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 4: So it keeps generating. The computer generates a song every time.

841
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't want to hear this, but

842
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 4: I can't run back to the iPod and press skip.

843
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,240
Speaker 4: You've got a job, you know, yeah, You've got things

844
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 4: to do. Yeah, yeah, So thirty one of six five.

845
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 4: I'm sure a lot of other people have been in

846
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,959
Speaker 4: this situation. You gave your partner charge of the music,

847
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 4: and you ended up giving birth to an absolute stinker.

848
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 4: Let's go to Kyle, who's called Kyle? What song was

849
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 4: your child born to? Kyle?

850
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 6: Hell?

851
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 9: Are you there?

852
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, mate, we're here.

853
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: What's song?

854
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

855
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,919
Speaker 10: Sorry, but yeah, my son was born to I'm Walking

856
00:37:59,000 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 10: on Sunshine.

857
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good song. It's an okay song, but

858
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,400
Speaker 4: it's just more naggy, so yeah, it's a bit whitey

859
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 4: songs dragged. Yeah, I know that's a good point. I've

860
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 4: actually always found it about that song. I like the

861
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 4: start of it and then it just kills you.

862
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 3: But the idea if it's nice that your baby's walking

863
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 3: on you're walking on sun trunks, your babies popped out,

864
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 3: it's a nice message.

865
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 4: It's a nice messy in woods. But you know, at

866
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Speaker 4: the end of the day, if he hates the song,

867
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 4: he hates the song. Now I'm going to go to

868
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 4: Sandy here, Sandy, what song did you hate that your

869
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 4: baby came out to?

870
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 10: Oh?

871
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 11: My god, boys, it's just embarrassing because it wasn't really intentional.

872
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 2: Why was your partner on thees.

873
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,879
Speaker 4: Was your partner on the.

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00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 11: Cheese the anthist on the cheese that is?

875
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 7: Yeah?

876
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 11: The aneathest was tough with putting.

877
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 4: Did you get to request anything? Did he just go sorry,

878
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 4: I'm putting you under a general you anyway?

879
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 7: I did.

880
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 11: I was asked what playlist I would like to be

881
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 11: put on? Yeah, so to calm me down because I

882
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 11: was super no leading up to my cesareans and I said, hey,

883
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,400
Speaker 11: you know, put some Disney songs on. I'll sing along.

884
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 11: Maybe it'll take my mind off it. We can just

885
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:13,959
Speaker 11: charaoke in the operating theater. Didn't really think it through

886
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 11: because my daughter came out to the Circle's Life from

887
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 11: the lane. So if I tell people, they think it

888
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 11: was intentional, and it really wasn't.

889
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 9: It was.

890
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: It was a complete Did the then grab your baby

891
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: and hold it above its head? Did that happen?

892
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 11: No obstitution did and my husband snapped a great photo

893
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 11: of it.

894
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 4: Genius extra now unbush jolly one around things out here, mate,

895
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 4: you hate the song your baby was born too?

896
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 5: Thanks for coming to me last pressure similar vibe. THEE

897
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 5: just took over our playlist, which we specifically.

898
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: Just grabbing the tunes.

899
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 4: Not you need to keep the why had to take

900
00:39:59,120 --> 00:39:59,479
Speaker 4: my fire.

901
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 5: I just specifically designed a playlist because we had we

902
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 5: weren't having.

903
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 4: A nactual birth. It was are there just jumps in

904
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 4: and my wife and I love.

905
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 5: The Food Fighters and Cole Plander had all these amazing

906
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,280
Speaker 5: stripped backs.

907
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 3: You love.

908
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 5: My wife walked down the aisle to Food Fighters, so

909
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 5: it's our favorite band. And we made sure we had

910
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 5: all the right versions of the songs. You don't want

911
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 5: anything heavy, all the stripped back acoustic, very very but unfortunately,

912
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 5: obviously I've let something slip and this just started playing Austin's.

913
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: Footwards coming out.

914
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 5: I said, skip, skip song, skip song, and then say

915
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 5: it's too late, but it's.

916
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 4: A big rocket. Can we skip the song? Can we

917
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 4: skip the songs that we can't?

918
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 10: We can't.

919
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,879
Speaker 4: We're there right now. It's fun alone.

920
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: Worland Woodies alone.

921
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 3: Convince us you were in the car with someone else?

922
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 3: Will you and I decide is someone else actually there?

923
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 3: Or are you just putting on a silly voice?

924
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 4: Now? Would I hate to rand and rave, hate to

925
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 4: rant and ray, hate, absolutely hate it, but I will

926
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 4: quickly last week shit house.

927
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's be honest, Australia. You let us down. We

928
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 2: like playing phone alone with you.

929
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: We look forward to it.

930
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 2: It was an absolute train wreck.

931
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 4: Two producers lost their jobs because of the calls they

932
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 4: put through and two of them lost their heads.

933
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, if you want a job, get

934
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 1: in touch MS seriously. A couple of people down.

935
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: Because they were shocking calls last week and I look

936
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 4: producers had had to die for that.

937
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, I killed one.

938
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,879
Speaker 4: But on Australia though, And you let yourself down Australia

939
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 4: with phone alone last week. So if you genuinely think

940
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 4: you can be this like, throw the I'm throwing the

941
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 4: gauntlet down. Don't give us a call. If you've got

942
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 4: some silly voice in your back pocket, it's a bit

943
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 4: of a laugh. Sure we'll have a laugh with you.

944
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 4: But I want someone to actually come on and actually

945
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 4: trump is. We don't want to challenge.

946
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: I like it? Will I like it? Let's go to

947
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 1: Adam here on thurday one oh sixty five.

948
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 4: Adam, who are you in.

949
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: The cow with.

950
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 9: My mate Jacob?

951
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: Jacob leg work colleague Jacob? Where do you work with Jacob?

952
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 4: Work at?

953
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 10: Yes?

954
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,360
Speaker 7: For medals in city.

955
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: So we did construction, nice, nice, good job. Okay, Chuck

956
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 1: Jacob on the phone place?

957
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 4: Was that just for your interest or I'm just curious?

958
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 4: Why are you asking Adam that? Jacob?

959
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: How there you are?

960
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 4: Are you superior?

961
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: Are you superior to Adam Jacob?

962
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 9: Maybe he's my boss?

963
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 4: His asshole?

964
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 3: Oh jeez, and you just said that right in front

965
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 3: of him.

966
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: Right.

967
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: What's he wearing?

968
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 9: He's got a shirt on with Yeah, he's tied, which

969
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 9: is a bit loose. He jumping it up when he

970
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 9: wants to look good for a meeting.

971
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 11: But he's not looking so.

972
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 4: Good now, black shout and tis going for the tanky

973
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 4: nineties looking. Can you drop Adam back on Jacob?

974
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 10: There you go?

975
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh geez, that's LEGiT's pretty rude of him.

976
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, very rude at him, no doubt.

977
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: Are you going to fire him upter that? He just

978
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: he literally just called you an ah.

979
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 9: Think it's I think I more goes for the pay cut?

980
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: Really yeah, yeah, just take him out of the knees.

981
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 4: It's a good idea. You could probably use a few

982
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 4: more dollars to buy some decent clothes. The old Black's

983
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 4: word on the street.

984
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon it's people.

985
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 4: There's two people there. I'll tell you what the captain, Adam,

986
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 4: I said, throw the gauntlet down. This is tough, Adam.

987
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: I think Jacob's actually there.

988
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 4: Well done first first count as very subtle, very much

989
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 4: as you get yourself a trip.

990
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 2: To the movies.

991
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, next trip to the movie's got a lot.

992
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 4: Come for your at Hoyts book, your requin of seats

993
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 4: now all yours, mate.

994
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: Great start, that's what we wanted.

995
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: Great starts. Got Nicole here, and Nicole, who are you

996
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: in the carra with?

997
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 11: I'm in the car with my knees?

998
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: Check her on?

999
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 2: What's her name?

1000
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 7: Go talk? Her name is Sarah, Sarah. Okay, now you

1001
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 7: can talk.

1002
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: Hi, Okay, beautiful talking about and we're back to Zerra.

1003
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: Jeez, go back to Zerra.

1004
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Let's go to mirror here. Hi, Mirren, Hi buddy, how

1005
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 1: are you so good?

1006
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 2: Miren?

1007
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: Who are you in the car with? I'm in the

1008
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: car with my Nika Nika and I is it a

1009
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: male or a female like Misha Barton.

1010
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 4: All that, like like Friedrich Niese the Philosopher.

1011
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, let's sorry Misha on the phone place?

1012
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 9: Yeah, Noah, it's one sig.

1013
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: Hello, can I Nia?

1014
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 4: Where are you?

1015
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: And Miran off?

1016
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 4: To where when you go to work.

1017
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 1: You're going to work? Now, where do you? Where do

1018
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 1: you work at this time of afternoon?

1019
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 11: Waterproopers working for ourselves?

1020
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 4: So we're just all going to hear in your waterproofers

1021
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: working for yourselves. So you do a bit of here

1022
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 4: and there. Okay, what's your favorite part about Mirron Niche?

1023
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 7: My favorite part about Mirron?

1024
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's a lot actually very small.

1025
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: Small hands, cabin so soft.

1026
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 3: So okay, can you throw can you throw mirror back

1027
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 3: on the phone? Can you throw soft hands back on

1028
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: the phone?

1029
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: Boyd that you mirror?

1030
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1031
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: That's me mate. What's the best part about Niche?

1032
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 4: Of thing?

1033
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 9: But it has to be in his eyes?

1034
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 1: Oh wow, soft hands and great eyes?

1035
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 4: Look at you? Yeah, dynamic? You guys sound gorgeous.

1036
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 3: Well, I hate to say it because I you know,

1037
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 3: I'd hate to be the one who stuffed up twice.

1038
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 1: But I think there's two people there.

1039
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,919
Speaker 4: You reckon, I'm on your page. I reckon there's two

1040
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 4: because they sound very similar. And don't get me wrong,

1041
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: a couple of blokes. They're driving around town at quarter

1042
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 4: past four water waterproofing because they work for themselves. Sounds

1043
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 4: incredibly sudd but almost so suss that it has to

1044
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:05,839
Speaker 4: be true.

1045
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: You can't come up with that right mirroring.

1046
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,959
Speaker 1: We think Niche is real, A na is real?

1047
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mirr And where are you hi?

1048
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 2: Beautiful beautiful?

1049
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 12: Well, if anybody's after a couple of fellas with beautiful

1050
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 12: eyes and soft hands who do a bit of waterproofing

1051
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 12: in their spare time, hit up the Fellers driving around

1052
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 12: Surrey Hills waterprific Solution.

1053
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 4: What was that matter? Now, that's too wordy. I found

1054
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 4: too worthy.