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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody Good after Not in Australia

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Speaker 1: it is Will and Moody getting your Home this Afternoon,

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Speaker 1: all thanks to Pizzaheart's Unreal Deals.

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Speaker 2: A little bit later on in this show, adding more

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Speaker 2: to the love testwards the five questions that you can

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Speaker 2: ask somebody to find out whether or not you can

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Speaker 2: fall in love with them. You guys are making this list.

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Speaker 2: It's been fascinating stuff so far. Are they a good

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Speaker 2: person or not?

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Speaker 3: As a single man, I'm very excited when we finally

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Speaker 3: get this list, and then all I need is to

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Speaker 3: find someone who will go on a date with me.

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Speaker 3: It's the two step Broses yea, and the second step

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Speaker 3: is substantial at this point on current form.

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Speaker 2: Also, the song science is going to be coming up

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Speaker 2: very very shortly. A chance for you guys to give

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Speaker 2: us a cheeky confession anonymously anonymous call the number two.

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Speaker 4: With the anonymous I work in an office and when

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Speaker 4: I go to the bathroom when I'm doing a number two,

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Speaker 4: I like to take selfies for myself.

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Speaker 2: Mate, talking about the big things won't be covering later onwards,

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Speaker 2: belter of a story here that I want to share

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Speaker 2: with you, mate, nearly my favorite story of the year,

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Speaker 2: brought about by some sensational work by kids.

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Speaker 3: Bobcats take it, Rubbie, come.

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Speaker 2: All right. So tens of thousands of kids plan to

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Speaker 2: walk out of school tomorrow for action on climate change, Really,

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Speaker 2: hundreds of schools over fifty five cities globally calling on

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Speaker 2: politicians in Australia to say no to a Danni coal

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Speaker 2: mine which could still be going on in Queensland. For

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Speaker 2: Australia to stop using foss fuels with one hundred percent

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Speaker 2: of your balenergy by twenty and thirty. Unbelievable, Like a

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Speaker 2: real milestone moment. Yeah, from the people that are actually

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Speaker 2: going to be inheriting the planet that we create for.

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Speaker 3: Of course, it's so important for their generation. Do you

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Speaker 3: know who started it? Is there? Is there a ring leader?

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Speaker 2: Is there a I don't think there's like one kid

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Speaker 2: who's who's orchestrating the movement.

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Speaker 3: He's not because they're not a girl or a guy

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Speaker 3: who's claiming the movement, like you.

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Speaker 2: Know, No, No, I don't think so, Okay, if there was,

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Speaker 2: I'm mean, it'd be a wonderful moment to actually talk.

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Speaker 3: To that kid. Yeah, definitely, what would be funny. Oh,

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Speaker 3: hang on a second. If you're the leader, call us

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Speaker 3: thirty one. If you are the leader of this movement, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: please callus because we'd love to chat.

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Speaker 2: What I think is going to be interesting, though, is

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Speaker 2: if you actually sit down the kids who are walking

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Speaker 2: off school and actually ask them whether or not they

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Speaker 2: genuinely believe in climate change. Oh no, no, save the planet.

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Speaker 3: It's an enjoyable protest, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Mate? If there was an opportunity for me to get

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Speaker 2: out of that saying I'll.

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Speaker 3: Do whatever you want me to quick water fight at

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Speaker 3: the local, although that sort of goes against the climate.

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Speaker 3: You're wasting water. Oh yeah, we'll move on.

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Speaker 3: Well, a man has been attacked by a bow and

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Speaker 3: arrow and nimb taken away. Boys, safe tights always depending people, fies.

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Speaker 3: Just thank you boys, get your check at the table.

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Speaker 5: So how's this?

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Speaker 3: A guy rocks up home nine am in the morning

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Speaker 3: The guy who's been aimed at with a bow and arrow,

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Speaker 2: Arrow over them getting the hell out of there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an interesting move, but he gets he's

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Speaker 2: That's bloody remarkable, mate, great.

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Speaker 3: Story, there's an arrow going through a phone that We'll

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Speaker 2: Absolutely final story here. I get these people have been

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Speaker 2: calling Triple zero because Instagram and Facebook Messenger have been down.

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Speaker 2: I'll leave it to Napbar and Sunrise to explain.

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Speaker 6: Facebook and Instagram are reportedly experiencing mass outages this morning

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Speaker 6: users worldwide, so they are receiving a message claiming the

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Speaker 2: Now, I reckon, Yes, this is silly. I think, well

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Speaker 2: liked a photo from someone's two thousand and nine Thailand album. Course.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the tops need to be on standby.

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Speaker 2: That's a serious strategy. That's as bad as it gets.

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Speaker 3: Should definitely date those goals when you think you're searching

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Speaker 3: made it your status. I've done that a few times.

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Speaker 2: It's get to a chair, it's to get you hybe.

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Speaker 2: Doctors globally are really worried about medical professionals offering to

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Speaker 2: alter your genetic code in order to make the perfect person. Now,

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Speaker 2: they're really really worried about the fact that someone's going

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Speaker 2: off this, and they just don't want it to happen.

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Speaker 2: Because you're going to have this.

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Speaker 3: Species of super humans that are.

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Speaker 2: Running around with perfect pick take your pick, endurance, strength, intelligence,

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Speaker 2: which has been genetically altered.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 2: Because you're going to have a double class of people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's bad if you're financially able becoming a Yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: As ordinary people such as you and me, this would

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Speaker 3: Thing for us, right, Well, it's true, it's true.

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Speaker 2: We wouldn't like you, just wouldn't. No one would keep

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Speaker 3: Right, this is pre birth, isn't it. You can't do

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Speaker 2: That's right. So basically, a couple walk into a doctor

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Speaker 2: you one hundred thousand dollars to make sure it happens.

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Speaker 2: So they saying that's illegal, and I understand why it's illegal,

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Speaker 2: but let's just entertain ourselves for a second. Put yourselves

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Speaker 2: in the future. Imagine if you could steal from any

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Speaker 2: John Ham comes out publicly yep, John Ham does. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: walks into a medical thing and he said, I'll give

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Speaker 2: you the genetic code for my amazing jaw. Line M.

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Speaker 2: He's got a good jaw lined, a huge jaw, and

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Speaker 3: Grand John HAMM. Of course you don't know who he is.

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Speaker 3: He's from that the show mad Men Madman. I personally

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you've seen the movie Along Came Polly.

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Speaker 3: Philip Seaman is in that film that gets ext child

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Speaker 3: star in those basketball scenes. Incredible calves. I think Phillip

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Speaker 3: Seamore Hoffman has an impeccable calve.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't go for like Asafa POWs calves.

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Speaker 3: Or Hoffman's got for. Philip Hoffman has this. It's like

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Speaker 2: What about opinion? What about if you get Robin Williams

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Speaker 2: sense of humor? Oh, I would just get his brain.

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Speaker 2: What if he got Whitney Houston's voice.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's a probably they both probably better than Phillip

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Speaker 3: Seamore Hoffman's got it. What if you could get Tushy,

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Speaker 3: which we all know is you're excellent, You're absolutely outstanding, outstanding.

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Speaker 2: Look one six times the phone number. Love to hear

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Speaker 2: from you, guys. If you could steal a feature from

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Speaker 2: any celeb, who would it be and what would it be?

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Speaker 3: And so not just physical any feature.

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Speaker 2: It could be anything Shannon Nole's goadie.

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Speaker 3: Oh what you could probably just grow that?

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Speaker 2: I would you try and grow it? And yours looks

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Speaker 2: like an absolute dogs breakfast?

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Speaker 3: All right, tomorrow tomorrow, I'm gonna have to tomorrow. You're

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Speaker 2: It can't be anything with Julia Roberts smile that you'd

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Speaker 3: Chris Pratt's ears Got good ears? Does he fantastic ears?

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Speaker 3: Fan groups on Facebook?

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Speaker 3: Adam Levine's nipples good nipples? Yeah, Niles, if you haven't

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Speaker 3: seen his nipples, treat yourself. We got Kimberly here on

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Speaker 3: thirteen one O six five. Kimberley, which celebrity feature would

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Speaker 3: Ah, yes, excellent, Blake will go on today?

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Speaker 3: No, he did early early legend that sort of night's tale.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, we got Carri here on thirty six five, Cara,

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Speaker 3: what celebrity feature would you most like?

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Speaker 10: I Wantel's stomach.

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Speaker 3: Have the impressive thing about She's fifty now.

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Speaker 4: Isn't she?

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Speaker 4: I mean still flat.

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Speaker 10: It's perfect.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, remarkable.

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Speaker 2: Not to say that a flat stomach eagles perfect, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's got a nice tummy. Appreciate that.

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Speaker 3: Like the Tom got Terry here, Terry, what celebrity figure Terry.

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Speaker 9: It has to be either Morgan Freeman or Washington's points.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: Cool, that's a really good one, Terry. You I mean,

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Speaker 2: although I was gett a bit worried with those voices

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Speaker 2: that you know, if you hear them talk on the

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Speaker 2: phone and you think they're red hot, and then you

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Speaker 2: actually end up meeting them and they're not the same.

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Speaker 2: You know, it just really really increases expectations. If you

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Speaker 2: heard more than on the phone, you'd be like, Wow,

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Speaker 2: you got to be the sexiest person on the planet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're right. You also get a lot of

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Speaker 3: people just going like to me say something, to say

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Speaker 3: spatula and be like, God, I'm not a buddy circus animal.

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Speaker 3: Why is bachel spatula? You know, it's a great word

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Speaker 3: to roll the tea and yeah, beautiful spatula.

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Speaker 3: Say it, Megan, Megan Vegan, Hi, guys.

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Speaker 9: Channeling the eighties. It's got to be Lindy Chamberlain from

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Speaker 2: But Megan, we're talking, we're talking about genetically modifying yourself.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to genetically modify your hairs so that

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Speaker 12: Do you know what you just can't do it.

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Speaker 9: I'll try trying to thy.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Mane Jake's Gold thirty one to six five. Jack.

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Speaker 2: If you could have a slib feature, what would be.

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Speaker 12: Mate, Steve Harvey's mustache?

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Speaker 3: Who sorry, Steve Harvey is Steve Harvey? Uh?

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Speaker 7: The American big shots, little big shots, little big shots?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah, the African American dude.

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Speaker 3: He's TV. He's got a great mind.

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Speaker 2: It's a great he has got a great The other

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Speaker 3: Eighties that was red hot outstanding and you do need

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Speaker 2: Well, I just think you can't.

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Speaker 3: It's now stop there.

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Speaker 2: Josh is called Josh, Josh takers home. Mate. You can

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Speaker 13: David Attenborough's boy.

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Speaker 8: I would love to go around narrating every aspect of

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Speaker 3: You know what, Josh, I believe in you, and I

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Speaker 3: do a pretty good Adamburg right now, just just say

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Speaker 14: Go for it. No, no, no, I got this when

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so observe the wild bin chicken standing there packing

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Speaker 2: Not at all, jeans Joge text the call some time

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Speaker 3: It's the suck.

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Speaker 15: Of silence.

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Speaker 2: So do this every Thursday. Yeah, we like to bring

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Speaker 3: It's so hard when you when you have done something

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Speaker 3: it weighs down on you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Just so we're providing this really saved space to just say, hey,

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Speaker 3: come in here and make a confession.

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Speaker 2: Yeah nice, haven't you haven't had a chance to say this.

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Speaker 2: It's been weighing on me for a few years now,

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Speaker 2: actually a few years.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: I used to be a barista, yeah, to make coffee. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I used to make coffee for a lot of very haughty,

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Speaker 2: the figure watch and they'd order that in their black

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Speaker 3: They're active where it's a good look, it's not a

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Speaker 2: So they get their skinny milk. I never ever put

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Speaker 3: Oh you pick. Sorry, but I'm sorry, but that would

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Speaker 3: because you're opening a full cream milk.

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Speaker 2: Joke, sape space joking rageous.

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Speaker 3: That was completely outrageous. We will not boo you. I'm

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Speaker 3: sorry about judging, so sorry, man, we will not judge you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no judgment here. And I'm so sorry to

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Speaker 3: But our number is thirteen one oh six five. If

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Speaker 3: you have a confession that you would like to tell

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Speaker 3: us in this beautiful safe space, do give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a couple of examples of the one I've

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Speaker 4: This has to definitely be anonymous.

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Speaker 10: I worked in an office.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and when I go to the bathroom when I'm

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Speaker 4: doing a number two, I like to take selfies of myself.

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Speaker 4: Looks like from the head aff Yeah, the life, it's.

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Speaker 14: Really good in there.

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Speaker 2: Sure this is just for personal reflection? Anonymous caller too?

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Speaker 4: Or do you?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I send them to my friends, but they don't know

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Speaker 4: where I.

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Speaker 3: On Saturday night, I went clubbing and I ended up

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Speaker 3: taking home my best mate's sister. Oh animal, wow, animal wow.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, judgment, Sorry Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Oh now you're.

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Speaker 2: You're a pig of a man.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, we promise we won't judge you. We won't call

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Speaker 3: you a pig of a man. And number thirty one

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Speaker 3: I yes, if you have a confession, join the Sock

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Speaker 3: of Silent, Join the safe space.

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Speaker 2: Love to hear them right next, it's trying for the

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Speaker 2: soccer science.

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Speaker 3: It's the Sock.

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Speaker 5: Of Silence.

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Speaker 3: It's a really beautiful safe space for your confessions. You

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Speaker 3: can also remain anonymous as well.

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Speaker 2: Will You can remain anonymous and also if you follow

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Speaker 2: us online with them on Instagram, Will then when your

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Speaker 2: Facebook you'll see that while we do this segment, we

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Speaker 2: and we do the whole segment in a tube of suck.

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Speaker 3: That's so safe in here. Anonymous caller one, Hi, how

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Speaker 3: going boys? Youre the boys?

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Speaker 2: So science? But yeah, yeah, the boys. What's your confession?

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Speaker 14: When I first started my apprenticeship, my boss sent me

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Speaker 14: one day to the cafe and said, get me a

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Speaker 14: long wait. So I went there and I waited, and

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Speaker 14: I didn't know what that was. I waited for like

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the girl, mate, Yeah, the boys, the boy

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Speaker 2: get me a long wait?

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Speaker 3: Great, that's good stuff. Anonymous calling, Welcome to the socing silence. Hi, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 3: what you confins?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: When I was twelve years old, HI had a one

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Speaker 15: Yeah, and I caught chicken pox. So what I did

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Speaker 15: was I stuck my finger in my mouth and I

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Speaker 15: stuck that same finger down her mouth to make a

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Speaker 15: sick Oh god god.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Sorry that so rank?

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Speaker 2: Did I think Anonymous called too? Sorry crut me if

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Speaker 2: I'm wrong here, but I'm pretty sure that. Like when

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Speaker 2: I had the chicken pox, my parents made me have

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Speaker 3: So that it was manageable.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, but my mum actually told me to stay away,

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Speaker 8: I was doing it a favor.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty sickening stuff when you think about it.

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Speaker 3: Actually, this putting your finger in your mouth and putting

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Speaker 3: in you to give its mouth. Yes, it's like an

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Speaker 3: atomic wet willie. No judgment, No judgment here, Let's go

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Speaker 3: to one as three high.

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Speaker 8: Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 14: Good.

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Speaker 8: So when I was a kid, I used to play

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Speaker 8: I was looking around the drawers. I found some deep

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Speaker 14: And yep.

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Speaker 8: Then Dad came home that night and he was like,

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Speaker 8: of overheard him saying to Mum like, oh, I've had

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Speaker 8: He never knew like that. It was me.

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Speaker 8: My son saying, yeah, yeah, that would be his grandpa

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Speaker 3: Can I ask, and this is a big ask, but

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Speaker 3: is your old man still with us?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, would you on our show call him

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Speaker 3: and tell him confess to him to his face that

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Speaker 3: you Oh my god, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I think he probably might. The only thing is his

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Speaker 8: get it. He doesn't speak like great English.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, look I of think about it. Creative, we

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Speaker 2: can orchestraate it. Yeah, since you confirmed he's got the

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Speaker 2: deepeat in his jobs, Yeah, that's right, Grandpa, that's all

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Speaker 2: we're talking about you got it again to the class.

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Speaker 2: So he think he had like some sort of like

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like STI or something like, I don't know.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I don't think I don't think he went

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Speaker 8: something was a bit and it was yeah, great, Yeah,

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Speaker 8: that mean the tiniest bit.

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Speaker 3: Oh really great confession, really really for all the kids

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Speaker 3: out there. Hilarious, practical on your dad. No, do not

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Speaker 3: be putting deep or if you don't do it, don't

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Speaker 3: say you got the idea from our show. It's the suck.

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Speaker 2: Of silences. Wards A fifteen year Hurdle has been sitting

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Speaker 2: over Anthony Coleia obviously Australia game second. What literally fourteen

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Speaker 3: Yep, two thousand and four, I believe, Yep. He performed

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Speaker 3: at the Grand Prix. There were some audio sinking issues.

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Speaker 3: He got labeled as a lip sync. He's got another

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Speaker 3: chance this weekend. He's performing the national anthem at the

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Speaker 3: Grand Prix. He's never apparently he has never sung the

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Speaker 3: national anthem since that, since that incident, but he is

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Speaker 3: returning this Sunday at the Formula One.

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Speaker 2: Super exciting.

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Speaker 3: But what do you do when you fall off the horse?

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Speaker 3: You call the boys, That's right. You call us and say,

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Speaker 3: how am I going to get back on that mix again?

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Speaker 2: And we say, we've got no idea, but we have

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Speaker 2: got an idea for a funny schedule. So that's exactly

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Speaker 2: what we got down to with Anthony Kolea at a

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Speaker 2: girl's high school last night. Have a listen to this, Anthony, Mate,

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Speaker 2: you got a huge two coming up. I'm Plugged and Unfiltered.

445
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Speaker 5: Plugged and Unfiltered during.

446
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Speaker 2: All over the country. Tickets Anthony clear dot com. By

447
00:22:58,119 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 2: the way, if you want to get your hands on them,

448
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 2: that'd be great. Yeah, mate, tell us little bit about it,

449
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 2: because you've performed in front of some incredible people in

450
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 2: the time. I mean Dinah, Ross, Whinney, Huston, Selene Dion.

451
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 2: I know you've been asked to perform for the Queen before.

452
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, all of them were really nice, apart from one.

453
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 3: Do we want to go into it.

454
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 7: Let's just say that one of them gave me and

455
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Speaker 7: my team a protocol sheet, which was obviously you expect

456
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Speaker 7: one from the Queen, and hers was totally accept obviously.

457
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

458
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and she was yeah, she was great.

459
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Speaker 2: What was on the Queen's protocols? Were there any good ones?

460
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Speaker 7: You just don't put your hand out unless she puts

461
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 7: her hand out first, and you definitely don't go in

462
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 7: for the kiss, right.

463
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 5: Yeah.

464
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Speaker 7: But when I had to leave because I was at

465
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Speaker 7: Kiribilly House, I was speaking to her security team and

466
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Speaker 7: we had to get back to the airport as well,

467
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Speaker 7: and there was a bit of a traffic jam, so

468
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Speaker 7: they led us in her convoy to get back to

469
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Speaker 7: the actual Yeah, to get back to the actual airport. However,

470
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 7: she went off into the private jet area and I

471
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 7: just went to Virgin Domestic.

472
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, came back straight down to.

473
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 2: Very good. And you said there was another rap sheet

474
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: or another set of commands which were quite hectic. You

475
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 2: don't have to name the person, but can I hear

476
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 2: what some of the commands were.

477
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 7: It was dressing black head down if she walks past

478
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 7: you in the corridors, don't make any eye contact with her.

479
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 7: And for this particular person, they actually even had to

480
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 7: fly out a special car from the States for her

481
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 7: because she wanted to.

482
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

483
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Speaker 5: So the next time someone calls me and I'm just

484
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 5: gonna go.

485
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Speaker 3: Do you walk out with like a multicolor shirt on

486
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Speaker 3: and looking straight.

487
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 5: In the know when they know.

488
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 7: When they handed me the protocol sheet, I did rip

489
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 7: it up. Yeah, yeah, because I just thought that's really rude.

490
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, rude.

491
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 5: We're all performers. We're all here doing, you know, trying

492
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 5: to entertain and you know, put on a great show.

493
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: So yeah, mate, next time, next time, you know, you

494
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 2: go to the US, just call in a commodore and

495
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 2: be like, I'm not leaving the airport.

496
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Speaker 5: It's madness.

497
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 16: Boy, let's talk about the national anthem. Whi's going to

498
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 16: be the Formula one this Sunday. You've actually done this before,

499
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 16: which you were telling me before fourteen fifteen years ago

500
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 16: you did the national anthem at the Formula One.

501
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 2: Shit is it that long ago?

502
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't look too closely. I've had a bit of

503
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,160
Speaker 5: bowtop since.

504
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 7: But yeah, no, fourteen fifteen years ago I performed it

505
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 7: for the first time, and I remember how nervous I

506
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 7: was because it's so daunting. You walk out on the

507
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 7: actual track, the cars are right behind you, they're revving.

508
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Speaker 5: It's really actually hard to hear anything. And then as

509
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 5: soon as you finish, they take it.

510
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,440
Speaker 2: That's right, But go out of the way.

511
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 7: They got the sink wrong last time that I did it.

512
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 7: So I walked off track and then my phone was

513
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 7: ringing in Record company was ringing. They're like, you know,

514
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 7: there's reports that you've mined it, and I just read

515
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 7: the whole entire life. But yeah, the sink was out

516
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 7: of sync with what I was singing, and so yeah,

517
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 7: we had to put out a bit of a press

518
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 7: release to say no, I was actually singing live. I'm

519
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 7: hoping I should bench that doesn't occur this this weekend,

520
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 7: but I'm definitely singing.

521
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: Oh great, well, people can look forward to that. They

522
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,479
Speaker 2: be able to watch you on TV again if they

523
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 2: want to go and see you live anth niclear dot

524
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: com for alls tickets. But mate, we are in a

525
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: part bench. We're in a school social netple which is

526
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: taking place behind us.

527
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 5: We're going to go and have like a durry behind

528
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 5: the porter.

529
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:30,160
Speaker 2: We can do that, No, no, no where where. Look.

530
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: We thought it was a bit of a warm up

531
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: for the national anthem. Obviously you must be a bit

532
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: nervous after last time as well. Big stage. It's the

533
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: semifinals here tonight, right, the semi vinyls.

534
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 3: It's a s C grade social network huge.

535
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,920
Speaker 2: It's a big deal for them, right, so we thought, look,

536
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 2: perfect stage for you to current. They've got no idea

537
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,160
Speaker 2: that you're going to do it right up next you're

538
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 2: going to come out and you're going to be singing

539
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 2: at the semi finals on a Wendy.

540
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 5: I'm glad I drove past and just saw your boys here.

541
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 2: Oh, very very good mate, Thanks so much for joiny us.

542
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 2: Thanks so how really really appreciated.

543
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 5: To go and warm up those pocals.

544
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 8: Yeah get it.

545
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: We don't smack and we don't could ate it at

546
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 3: all on this show. He was seriously nervous.

547
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 2: This could hut in his boys, couldn't you? I mean,

548
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 2: and this is nervous to sing in front of two

549
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: teams who were playing to play their C grade semifinal

550
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 2: Nimball final on a Wednesday night.

551
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 3: Yeah. So if you want to go and see how

552
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 3: he went, did he break his hoodoo of fifteen years

553
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 3: sing the national anthem? You have to go to our

554
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 3: Instagram Will and Woody Facebook Will and Woody and just

555
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 3: enjoy the image as to.

556
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 2: Neple teams, Mixed netball teams on a Wednesday lineup in

557
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: their bibs as Anthony Colea comes out to sing for them.

558
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 2: It's magic stuff. Go check it out with them. When

559
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 2: Facebook will then Woody Instagram. What if you could find

560
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 2: out if the person you're with is the one whoa

561
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 2: that'll be epic, whether the person you're dating or the

562
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 2: person you're looking to date. Well, that's why we made

563
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: the love test.

564
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 17: That's just five or questions that I need to ask

565
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 17: to see if we're imagina that a love last.

566
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 2: Test, pretty body epic stuff. When this is done, we'll

567
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 2: have five questions or five steps in a test which

568
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: will help you figure out whether they are the one

569
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: we've gone through. Are they a good person or not?

570
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 2: Are they spontaneous or not? We're going to choose or

571
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,239
Speaker 2: we'll put these all together for you guys to look

572
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 2: at at the end. The calls so far have been sensational,

573
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: so thanks to everyone that's contributed today. Woods Step three,

574
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 2: are they funny or not? Do they have your kind

575
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: of sense of humor?

576
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 3: Big one?

577
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: It is a big one, and you're not talking about this,

578
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 2: and you know it's also really tough for people to

579
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 2: call up and humor is obviously very very subjective. So

580
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 2: we thought about rather than getting people to call up

581
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 2: and say, what's the best joke? Tell us your funniest bit,

582
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: and we step three becomes a knock knock joke. We'd

583
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 2: rather go for what to avoid? Yeah, yeah, So for

584
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 2: this step of the test, we want to know from

585
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: you guys. Thirty one oh sixty five, that's our phone number.

586
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: What's the cringiest thing that's happened to you on a date?

587
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: Yep?

588
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 2: Great, the number one cringiest thing that you've ever experienced

589
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: on a date?

590
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 3: Can it be from the person who was cringey?

591
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 2: If you'd like to call up and first that something

592
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 2: good you I'm I'm smelling that you're.

593
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: You're smelling correct?

594
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 14: Will go on?

595
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 3: I think you know this. On my first date with

596
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 3: a former girlfriend, I thought it would be a good idea,

597
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 3: just to you know, break the ice. Set up a

598
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 3: whole bunch of duets in.

599
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 2: The car on a on a like a CD CD

600
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: of jewets.

601
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: Yep, so I made that wasn't a seat, it wasn't

602
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 3: you know orcs corse, I had it on the phone,

603
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 3: but I made a playlist of great jeets.

604
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 2: What do you have on there?

605
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 3: And then oh, you know cruising? Oh yeah, yeah, you

606
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 3: he was in to you know, and so what was.

607
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: Your play there? Were you like, Well, I just thought

608
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: we could sing a future.

609
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 3: And I thought it would just be like really funny

610
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 3: and it would break the eyes. Anyway, really didn't go well.

611
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: Example, he set the bar pretty high. Anyone has expised

612
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 2: the number. Help us write step three of the love

613
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 2: test trying to figure out whether somebody's funny or not.

614
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 2: Let's figure out what to avoid. What's been the cringiest

615
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,719
Speaker 2: thing that's happened to you on a date? What if

616
00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 2: you could find out if the person you're were is

617
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: the one we've invented or we're inventing a test to

618
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 2: hopefully help you figure that out.

619
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 17: It's just five or questions that I need to ask

620
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 17: to see if we're a match.

621
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 2: A love will Last test test. Handy little tool here

622
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: woulds five questions or five steps to help you figure

623
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: out whether or not they're the one. Well, just step

624
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 2: three today. We'll obviously put all of these out at

625
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,960
Speaker 2: the end. Guys will reveal them all. A lot of

626
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: people asking what was step one and two? Don't worry,

627
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: we're just collating all the info. We're going to put

628
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 2: them out at the end. Step three. Sense of humor.

629
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 2: It's incredibly important. How do you figure out whether they've

630
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: got a sense of humor? Just pulling the curtain down

631
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 2: for you guys, we realized humor is very, very subjective,

632
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: so it's hard for us to come on here and

633
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 2: preach to you what's funny and what's not or what's

634
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: not funny. So we thought we'd ask you, guys, what

635
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: do we avoid like when step three is an avoidance test? Yeap,

636
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: ye thirty one six five? What's the cringiest thing you've

637
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 2: ever experienced on a date? And this might have been

638
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: you might he seems to be putting his hand up

639
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: a lot for confessionals here, but you guys might have

640
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: been on the receiving end, or maybe you tried this

641
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 2: yourself before we.

642
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 3: Got to Maydie. I'll throw myself under the bus again.

643
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 3: I had an idea with a former I was gonna

644
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 3: say flame, but this was very short lived and you'll

645
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 3: soon know why. I was messaging her about having a date,

646
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 3: and before the first date, I said, hey, to you know,

647
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 3: make things a bit crazy, why don't we theme the date?

648
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 3: And naturally she was like, excuse, excuse me, and I

649
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 3: was like, well, it's Tuesday. Why don't we do tights Tuesday?

650
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: And why don't we wear tights? Anyway, got through the

651
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: first date and I never heard from her again.

652
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, where did you go? In the tights?

653
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 3: Over to her place to watch a film? And we

654
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: just sat the.

655
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: Did you watch man tight? Sitting there in your tights?

656
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: Thirty one five? This is good, Maddie, talk to us.

657
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 2: What's the cringest.

658
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 13: I went on a date with a guy and I'm

659
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 13: a redhead and he decided to tell me a series

660
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 13: of redhead jokes, basically the blonde joke equivalent.

661
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 15: Oh, I would say, definitely, don't pick.

662
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 13: A personal feature of your date and use that as

663
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 13: the basis of your joke.

664
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah.

665
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: So, for example, if I was going on a date

666
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 3: with Will, or you're on a date with Will, you

667
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: wouldn't do a whole bunch of big head jokes.

668
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 10: No, probably not the best on a date.

669
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Interested,

670
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: Maddie When he made the first redhead joke and you

671
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 3: clearly didn't laugh, He just didn't pick up on the

672
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: social cues he kept going. No, is that always astonishes?

673
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 13: It was one and only standalone dates? Wow?

674
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got the cart all you were ready and

675
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 2: started paying you out for me a redheads.

676
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 3: That he keeps going like going for it once and

677
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: thinking like she might find this funny. Sure, but when

678
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 3: she doesn't find it funny, put the list of twelve

679
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 3: other jokes away.

680
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 2: It's amazing stuff. They want to six five Taking a

681
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 2: call is the cringiest thing you've experienced on a date.

682
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:17,239
Speaker 2: Shane is killed. Shana, Hi, Shana, talk to us.

683
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 13: Okay. So it was the first date and the guy

684
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 13: that I was with said that we should take a

685
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 13: selfie and pretend that he has been together for a

686
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 13: really long time and looking into each other's boat really

687
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 13: lovingly all the copy day, and it was I was, so,

688
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 13: I don't take selfie normally.

689
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 15: Coffee day the copy day and literally I'm pretty sure

690
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 15: he was stoned at the time, but I was like,

691
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 15: and he.

692
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: Was so into it.

693
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 18: He said, just try.

694
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 2: So you took a selfie of yourself looking at each other.

695
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:54,800
Speaker 2: Have you just the photo?

696
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 3: Shana, No, I know, he kept a photo.

697
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 18: Definitely been looking lovingly into his eyes.

698
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 2: That's amazing, amazing stuff. Cool, Shane, very very good. See this.

699
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 2: See for example, if our step three is if you

700
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 2: did that and somebody says, yes, let's do it. It

701
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 2: can't be good for you.

702
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the test.

703
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 2: That's this is a good test. But if you did

704
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 2: it and they were like, oh my god, that sounds horrible,

705
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, just testing perfect.

706
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 3: The hard to be convincing them that it was a test, though,

707
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: because they're going like, that's the most cringe thing that's happened.

708
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 3: Let's go to Bonnie Bonnie on thirty one oh sixty five.

709
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 3: What's the most cringe thing that's happened on a date

710
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 3: with you?

711
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, I actually was the cringey person. I think

712
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 12: I didn't get a date again. It was a very

713
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 12: awkward date already. And the night before I don't know

714
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 12: if you guys are familiar with it, I watched that

715
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 12: movie White Chicks.

716
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 3: I know the film. I know the film, Yeah, and

717
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 3: how it was.

718
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 12: Like your mum around and they started throwing off jokes

719
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 12: to each other. So I tried to do one on

720
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 12: the guy I was seeing, and I got halfway through

721
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 12: the joke and he put his head down and wasn't

722
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 12: saying anything. I was like, oh, okay, because like it's

723
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 12: one of my favorite movies. I was like all right,

724
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,959
Speaker 12: and then I was like, what's wrong? And like before

725
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 12: I could even finish it, he put his head up.

726
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 12: He had tearsney eyes and said his mom died.

727
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 9: Oh, and I had no idea what to do.

728
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 12: I just sat there awkwardly. He took me I'm never

729
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 12: heard career again. Oh, I know, but like, who would

730
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 12: think that it's white chicks? It's funny? Well, well, I

731
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 12: felt really bad that count.

732
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want to try and date, what

733
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: was the can you remember the mama.

734
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 2: Joke he went for.

735
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure it was a breast milk one. How

736
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 12: it's like your mother so old that when she tries

737
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 12: to breastfeed it comes out like powder. And I kept

738
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 12: saying that, but it just didn't. I didn't even finish it,

739
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 12: and he started like crying, and I felt horrible, but like,

740
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 12: I don't know, I've never I've never done it your

741
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 12: mama joke?

742
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: Since then, yeah, thanks so much for the call. Really

743
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 2: appreciate all the calls there. As I said, we'll keep

744
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 2: collating these tests. Step three there, We've got two more

745
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: to go to figure out the five steps that you

746
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: guys can hopefully use to figure out whether or not

747
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 2: you're dating the one or you're currently seeing the one.

748
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:09,760
Speaker 2: It's getting close.

749
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, leave it with this, guys.

750
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,240
Speaker 2: I don't think step three will be doing your mother joke.

751
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: Oh, I said, that's my favorite. I quite like that test.

752
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 3: I got a question for the parents out there, Will

753
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 3: and numbers thirteen one oh sixty five. Have you gone

754
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 3: too hard on a night off from the kids. I

755
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 3: didn't know anything about this phenomenon that new parents, especially

756
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 3: get really excited about a night off from the kids,

757
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,879
Speaker 3: but I witnessed it last night, and my god, things

758
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 3: got out of hand.

759
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

760
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 3: Caught up with a friend of mine. He's a great guy.

761
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 3: He's a new parent, which is really exciting. And I

762
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 3: thought we were just catching up for a casual beer

763
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 3: on a Wednesday night. But Will very quickly this man

764
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: got this glint in his eye as he informed me

765
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 3: that the shackles are off. The shackles are completely off.

766
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: He's got a night off from the kids. And before

767
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 3: you knew it, he was ordering double black rats on

768
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 3: a Wednesday night.

769
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: It was completely right.

770
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: I'm saying that it's Wednesday.

771
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 2: Black Jack, Daniels and coke.

772
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: He was getting doubles.

773
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Wednesday, head to school, Black, They'll

774
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: do it on a Wednesday.

775
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 3: But look, I just didn't know that this was a

776
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: thing that for four new parents. When you do get

777
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,760
Speaker 3: that night off, you get excited.

778
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: You put the years back, don't you, and you like,

779
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 2: you know, I've got a puppy. At the moment, this

780
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: pales in comparison.

781
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 3: To what it must be like to have a kid.

782
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you know, like if if my girlfriend sim

783
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: says to me, you look after the donor the night,

784
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't have to worry about getting out

785
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 2: early in the morning, et cetera, to get the dog out.

786
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: It was the baby, It's it must be everything. I mean,

787
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: you'd have no idea because you have zero accountability apart

788
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 2: from your pod plant.

789
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 13: Gerald.

790
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

791
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 3: But when I've got a night off from Gerald, look now,

792
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 3: so look, i'd love to hear from parents here. Thirteen

793
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 3: one oh six five's oud number? Have you gone too

794
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: hard on a night off from the kids? And what

795
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: I really want to hear here is when you got

796
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:25,320
Speaker 3: too excited. So maybe it was the first wedding and

797
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,359
Speaker 3: the baby got a babysitter and you went so hard

798
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 3: that you didn't make it to the reception.

799
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: Oh, because you're just so excited. So you're saying in

800
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 2: generally saying the first time it happened, oh, the.

801
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 3: First few times. Within you know, it's a new baby,

802
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: so you haven't been out for a long time.

803
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 2: You've been looking after it full on for the first

804
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 2: three months or whatever it is.

805
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: And for the mother, they wouldn't have drunk, or wouldn't

806
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 3: have drank any alcohol potentially through all the pregnancy, they

807
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 3: wouldn't have It's a double whammy for them. So those

808
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 3: are the stories I want to hear, Like it's a

809
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 3: birthday or a work function, where you've gone way too hard,

810
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: too early, got way too excited.

811
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,919
Speaker 2: It unhooked the baby shackles, and then away you go. Yeah,

812
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: all right, thirty one O six five, did you go

813
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 2: too hard on the first nights off from the kids?

814
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: We're asking if you wanted to still a bit too

815
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 2: hard on one of your first nights away from the kids.

816
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Liz here on thirty one O six five. Liz,

817
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 3: you did this.

818
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, I actually went to a pink concert for the

819
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 18: first time. I was allowed out. I guess that I'm

820
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 18: the kids and I've got a bit too drunk.

821
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what happened.

822
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 9: To elaborate, Liz, I ended up passing out and taking

823
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 9: in an ambulance to hospital.

824
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 2: Un Really, I haven't got your stamming around idle list,

825
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 2: That's what it was.

826
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 18: I haven't been out drinking for a while, so yeah,

827
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 18: I just couldn't handle it, and so I could and

828
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 18: because all my drinks and before you know what, I

829
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 18: was laying.

830
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 14: On the floor.

831
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Liz. Five. We don't condone drinking like that,

832
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 2: but Liz, can I ask you obviously call your husband

833
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,480
Speaker 2: or your partner at that stage to let them know

834
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 2: that you're in the hospital.

835
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 8: No, my sister in law was with me.

836
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 18: She called him to let him know.

837
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 3: Yes, And what was his reaction, Liz, you just said.

838
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 18: You know, not string too much?

839
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 9: Sext one.

840
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, good story. I just imagined wheeling the baby into

841
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,959
Speaker 2: the mum's been a bit naughty in her pink merch.

842
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: Lisa's called on thirty one and six five. Lisa, we're

843
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:31,439
Speaker 2: talking about going a little bit too hard after you've

844
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: got a first free night away from the kids, Lisa, Okay.

845
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 11: Yes, I was babysitting actually for the parents that were

846
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 11: going out, and the the mum came back at three

847
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 11: o'clock in the morning, and the dad never came back.

848
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 11: She had no money.

849
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 18: She had no money on her, so she was going

850
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 18: to walk up the road just to the corner.

851
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 13: And get some money.

852
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 11: And she didn't come back either. It turned out she

853
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 11: had out in the ATMs.

854
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 3: So, Lisa Hall, were you there for the entire night?

855
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: Did you sleep? When did they find the mother?

856
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 9: Uh?

857
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 14: No?

858
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 18: I called the dad.

859
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 11: He said, just leaves it or open and walk up

860
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 11: the street. So I walked out there and I found

861
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 11: her on the floor.

862
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Liza bad. It out rageous. Hope you

863
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 2: got paid. I hope you got paid double.

864
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: Time, mate, not till the next day.

865
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 11: I had to go back and pick it up because

866
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 11: she was in no condition.

867
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: To get the money out of Thanks the goal, the

868
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: great stuff.

869
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 3: If you're just joining us, Woods, Yeah, we're asking parents

870
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 3: if they've gone too hard on a night off from

871
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 3: the kids.

872
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly right. We didn't quite get to Jess

873
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: just before, but she joins us on the phone. Now, Jess,

874
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:51,760
Speaker 2: what's your story.

875
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 10: Yes, so about two years ago I had triplets. I

876
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 10: have three beautiful boys. Yes, so it was quite a challenge,

877
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,360
Speaker 10: but asked for who you. Finally I had my chance

878
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:12,280
Speaker 10: to go out tonight, so I got all my girlfriends together.

879
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 10: And mind you, I haven't had alcohol this whole period,

880
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 10: the whole two years, so you.

881
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 2: Hadn't You hadn't drunk. So so is that including the pregnancies,

882
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 2: only three years of not drinking?

883
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:22,399
Speaker 9: Oh?

884
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty much? Yeah, so three years is three is

885
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Speaker 10: of not drinking. So I completely understinated how much I

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Speaker 10: could handle. So we get there, we have don't have

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Speaker 10: drinks after drink. I completely don't remember what happened after

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Speaker 10: a few hours that the next morning Siety Didney. I

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Speaker 10: actually ended up in Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: But that's solar pleasure. I want you to have a

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Speaker 2: listen to these and just keep in mind, this is

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Speaker 2: Anthony Kala sing in the national anthem. Sounds pretty normal,

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Speaker 2: it's a standard national anthem. He's got a beautiful voice.

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Speaker 2: Obviously he's touring soon actually Anthony Collia dot com. But

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Speaker 2: now I want you to imagine him performing that in

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Speaker 2: front of two teams on a Wednesday night Mixed Social

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Speaker 2: Netball semifinal last night, which is exactly what he did. Ye,

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Speaker 2: he's a great sport. He's singing the Anthem at the

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Speaker 2: F one this weekend.

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Speaker 3: Woods yep, So we thought that'd be the perfect warm

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Speaker 3: up doing the C grade semifinals down there on social netball.

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Speaker 2: So you can go and check that out on our Instagram,

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Speaker 2: Willing Woody, Facebook, Will and Woody the faces on the

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Speaker 2: people when we announced that they can line up and

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Speaker 2: please bring out Anthony Klea for the National Anthem. Just

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Speaker 2: want to say, for the record, great sport. Anthony, such

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Speaker 2: a good dude.

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Speaker 3: If you want to hear our chat with him as well,

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Speaker 3: actually get the podcast. iHeartRadio Willin wood He got some

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Speaker 3: amazing stories about performing for the Queen.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, yep, Celene Dion yep. Love for you to guys,

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Speaker 2: go and check that out. iHeartRadio. As I said, rip

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Speaker 2: of a guy. Good luck as well. Actually Anthony this

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Speaker 2: weekend he is performing at the F one this weekend

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Speaker 2: the National Anthem and hopefully breaking that fifteen year whodo

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Speaker 2: from when the audio stuffed up last time, and hopefully

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Speaker 2: our little test in front of the social network helped

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Speaker 2: him out.

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Speaker 3: I think it definitely did well.

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Speaker 15: See what you're hearing.

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Speaker 2: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Do you know the nicest word to hear in the

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Speaker 2: English language is apparently sell a door.

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Speaker 3: Say it, oh you to say it, sir,