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Speaker 2: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 1: Hoddy getting im on our Friday. It has been one

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Speaker 1: hell of an eventful week.

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Speaker 3: We have cracked eggs on our head, We've put pooh

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Speaker 3: in beds, we have bleached, we have bleached out here,

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Speaker 3: we have fake won twenty five thousand dollars scratches.

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Speaker 1: And today, by the way, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, I should start there and just say you don't

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Speaker 2: what we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a whole bunch of puns around the royal wedding.

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Speaker 3: And to illustrate exactly all of those things, have a listener.

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Speaker 4: These in anticipation of the Royal wedding. This is Will

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Speaker 4: and Woodies the boiled egg. Here we go, soiled bed.

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Speaker 5: We were just testing one of the beds back here

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Speaker 5: and my friends just soiled the betting.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry about this foil heading.

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Speaker 6: Today we're going to get a hand bleased in studio.

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Speaker 1: The final part. We're done.

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Speaker 2: We've done disloyal betting.

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Speaker 6: What did you do?

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Speaker 2: I thought it was twenty eight and one. You want

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Speaker 2: to see any of those videos?

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Speaker 3: Will and wood is supposed to go, but today woods

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Speaker 3: is the final piece of the puzzle.

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Speaker 2: And I think we're bringing it home with a bang.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people thought we'd be scraping the bottom

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Speaker 2: of the barrel with our puns after such long stretches

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Speaker 2: as foiled heading and disloyal betting. But today, today, we

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Speaker 2: are doing royal wedgieing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, which will be.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you don't have to explain it. You all

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Speaker 2: know what's going to happen. It's going to be a

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Speaker 2: as the listeners will be actively involved because we'll be

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Speaker 2: live on Facebook and Instagram will be suspended. It'll be tears,

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Speaker 2: it'll be ripping, and it'll hopefully be jocks over our heads.

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Speaker 2: But it's gonna happen on the show today, mate.

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Speaker 1: It should be an absolute ripper.

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Speaker 3: All of that will be happening after five, the final

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Speaker 3: royal wedding pun ahead of the big day tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to bear

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Speaker 2: don't do it. No, no, no, we can still do it.

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Speaker 2: We can still do it, trust me. So basically, it's

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Speaker 2: It's news. I'm not saying anything bad about everyone. I'm

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Speaker 3: Yea a little bit confusing vision of the show. He's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think it's all fine. This is all

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Speaker 3: It's an awful feeling leaving something behind or hooking up

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right. Well, but thirteen one oh sixty five

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Speaker 2: Maybe your house started flooding. I mean, we could go on.

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Speaker 2: There's so many reasons to flee with there's so many reasons.

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Speaker 3: on your radios and on your social media Instagram and Facebook,

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Speaker 3: to the Royal Wedging after five o'clock Woods.

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Speaker 2: It'll be painful. It could be like the Daniel day

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Speaker 2: Lewis film. There will be blood.

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Speaker 7: I was about eight years old and I was at

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Speaker 7: Not bad guys, have a Friday.

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Speaker 2: Mary, thank you.

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Speaker 10: Similar story to one of you guys. I had a

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Speaker 10: I got home and I realized I left my belt there,

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Speaker 3: Would be have your slept? Or do you know that

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Speaker 2: Ren Ram here. You going good?

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Speaker 2: What do you think of that phone topic? That will

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Speaker 2: just you know, spitball there. That'll be good for Monday.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it'll be a bit of a gossips in the office.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful, you left something behind that was valuable when

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So I had a fight with my friend about

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Speaker 7: fifteen years ago, and after she called me fat, I

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Speaker 2: It was my very valuable faithfully be told carry.

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Speaker 7: On for Vietnam. I got and obviously my laptop and

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Speaker 7: I asked her to leave it outside on her thought.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously hasn't done that.

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Speaker 7: And hasn't even made contact tills.

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Speaker 2: This day, so that sucks until this Oh she's still

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Speaker 7: That you know lost, but my lost and my combag.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Louis, they're expensive. We can actually try and would

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Speaker 2: you would you happily recruit us to try and break

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Speaker 2: into your mate's house and get your line. No, we're

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Speaker 2: not doing that.

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Speaker 3: Well, pretty funny, I mean i'd be very interested in.

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Speaker 1: That, Wren.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Wren. I mean, it's one hundred

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Speaker 2: get you a Louis Vuitton bag back.

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Speaker 1: Who doesn't like this segment?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 2: It actually just takes a lot of effort to find

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Speaker 1: Is Royal thing.

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Speaker 2: Not wait for the second more?

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Speaker 1: Are you self aggrandizing?

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Speaker 2: Buzzt? Oh? Dare you started talking like South African? Jeez,

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Speaker 2: it is Friday, isn't it? Now? This one? Will you know?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so this is what he's been doing rather

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Speaker 2: Just this was work. I think might have to review

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Speaker 2: his job all right. Ready. Celebrity Psychic predicts the Royal

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Speaker 3: Celebrity sidekick psychic.

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Speaker 2: Or is it just in general anything that happen? Pretty sure?

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Speaker 2: It just kept it very open. Probably the case. And

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Speaker 6: I think the flowers?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of cod, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean that's and that's okay.

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Speaker 2: No, what how to recreate the ten million dollar Royal

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Speaker 1: I click on that.

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Speaker 2: That's that's real. It's fifty fifty bucks. I bet came out.

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Speaker 2: It's got to do with it. Yeah, Royal wedding astrology

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, what are the chances in my way?

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Speaker 2: Again?

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Speaker 2: That one is click on all of these. I'm all

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Speaker 2: Royal Wedding. Who cares?

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Speaker 1: Again, I'm interested.

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Speaker 3: He's always he's always gone the beard, hasn't he But

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Speaker 2: Beard, he's going to be able to pull it off.

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Speaker 2: I have heard that it's tradition though they have to

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Speaker 2: pretty interesting, it's fascinating. Next one, yes, Queen confirms she

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Speaker 3: Would be the moment of the wedding. Queen got up

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Speaker 3: and did stop right now. I would watch that.

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Speaker 2: That's a legit article. By the way, article.

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Speaker 1: We would have been to like that would have been

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Speaker 2: That would be. I cannot that would go. So Queen

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Speaker 2: I just don't know who knows. Remember that came out

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Speaker 2: Megan Michael's handwriting tells us about her personality. I mean,

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Speaker 2: these media outlets trying to exploit the Royal wedding, and

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Speaker 3: Jesus, you've just seen the marketing that's going to be

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Speaker 3: on your back for what is on my back? Final

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Speaker 3: the fifth and final Royal Wedding pun and video, which

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Speaker 3: you guys will be allowed to follow both live on

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Speaker 3: your radios and Instagram and Facebook. Will and would you

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Speaker 3: don't follows there already? We will be weggied. It will

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Speaker 3: to the extent of the wedging, the overall goal being

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Speaker 2: Pulled over the head, so that would be the crown.

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Speaker 3: Comfortably, the most embarrassing thing it's ever happened to me

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Speaker 2: Yes, comfortably, Yes, and please tell me you're going to

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Speaker 2: tell everyone? Come on, please do. It'll make everyone happier

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Speaker 2: on a Friday. It'll make me feel better about myself.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm seriously I've tossed and turned over this

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Speaker 2: No, are you not sure that you want to let

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Speaker 2: So good? It's not can you give me a hint

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Speaker 2: as to what you've done? It's like, it's just it

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Speaker 2: happened this morning, you know what. Yeah, of course I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna tell you. Yeah, don't go anywhere. Yes, I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you great, I'm not body happy about it. Great.

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Speaker 2: Just to feel everyone in if you miss pre Bruno Mars,

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Speaker 2: there something the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to

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Speaker 2: This is just gonna make my weekend because you so

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Speaker 2: often just glaze through life. Well, I glaze through it. Well.

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Speaker 2: I haven't used the right word. And that's a perfect

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Speaker 2: You just do life good.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to life well.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so this morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so this morning, we were watching.

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Speaker 2: in bed with my girlfriend this morning. Yeah, it was great. Cool.

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Speaker 3: Got to the point where I needed to go to work,

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Speaker 2: I went and didn't. Oh god, this is tough.

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Speaker 3: So I went, I went to go to the bathroom. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I left?

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Speaker 2: Good idea. Yeah, so I'm in.

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Speaker 3: There, take the clothes off, standing in the bathroom, and.

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Speaker 1: This has got the potential to.

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Speaker 3: So if there are kids in cars, maybe just you know,

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Speaker 2: But hang on, are we saying kids in cars get

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Speaker 3: Well, i'd just be like, you know, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: Able to Okay, But if you're one of those parents

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Speaker 2: that's really sensitive around this stuff, maybe flick over.

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Speaker 3: Yeah cool, give them a couple yeah, neflick. So I'm

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Speaker 3: in the bathroom, you take my clothes off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, glad to get in the shower. And

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Speaker 2: You did and I you did. Now, just so that

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Speaker 2: that happened what's so funny about this? I just think

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Speaker 1: I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So sometimes you know when it strikes you, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah right.

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Speaker 2: Like like.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen it laugh like this in my life,

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Speaker 3: and you know, for those of you.

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Speaker 2: Haven't seen it, if you go to my instagram.

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Speaker 1: I did get my hair bleached the other day.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, all right, I know I look ridiculous,

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Speaker 2: We were in there watching the movie earlier. She said, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Your phone and the computer are leaked.

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Speaker 12: Oh no, oh watching this movie and then this thing

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Speaker 3: And then I realized what was going on?

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Speaker 2: What can you get? And then and then what you

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Speaker 2: were watching turn off? That's pretty quick? Well can you

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Speaker 2: can you give a man?

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Speaker 3: I mean, it just and you know, it was just

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Speaker 3: you know, Sid was talking about this, but there are

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Speaker 2: I went.

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Speaker 3: I went for the more PG option, right, lucky boy,

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Speaker 3: And her reaction was like, oh, wow, are you into that?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah right, but she was rattled that I was

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Speaker 2: Oh ship, yeah, I've seen your internet history and my friend, Wow,

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Speaker 2: what an amazing circumstance.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 2: Goodness. So she didn't go for the American pie move,

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Speaker 2: you know, no, no she didn't. She just laugh yeah, funny, yeah,

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Speaker 2: watched and laugh hard. Then I came back. I came

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Speaker 2: back with that towel today.

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Speaker 1: Stay with us there.

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Speaker 3: We've actually got a bit of a blistering hour coming up,

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Speaker 3: I dare say probably one of our best hours.

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's fair, and I actually will be. We're going

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Speaker 2: Will and Wood the best hour of radio. Both hard

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Speaker 2: to but be good. Why are we doing Wedgie though?

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Speaker 3: That'll really I know I'm across that it's gonna hurt.

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Speaker 2: We're going to try and get the undies, by the way,

444
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Speaker 2: onto our heads so we can wear them like crowns,

445
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 2: which is funny but also painful. Well, I was just

446
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,080
Speaker 2: talking outside actually to a couple of the you know,

447
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 2: you know, the team and brass. We're talking to the brass, Yeah,

448
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 2: the bras. Not really the brass, are they. It's the

449
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 2: tame that works with us, and so our audio producer,

450
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 2: she's actually an absolute weapon. All everything you hear on

451
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: this radio station, not on the radio station, but like

452
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,720
Speaker 2: in our show is now a lot of the things

453
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Speaker 2: on the radio. Anyway, she was playing with this like

454
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Speaker 2: a it's like a necklace with a cross on it,

455
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Speaker 2: so like quite a religious necklace, and we sort of

456
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,400
Speaker 2: got disgusting and we were like, oh, mel, I didn't

457
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Speaker 2: know you were religious. Rosary beads rose rosary beads with

458
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Speaker 2: a cross on it, and we were, oh, meil, I

459
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: didn't know you were religious. And she actually explained to

460
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Speaker 2: us that. She was like, no, no, no, this is

461
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Speaker 2: actually my grandmother's and her grandmother passed away recently. And

462
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Speaker 2: she said, but I'm actually not religious, like I'm not

463
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Speaker 2: religious at all. Whatever. And while she was saying that,

464
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 2: she was wrapping the bead, and honestly, at the point

465
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Speaker 2: she said I'm not religious, the cross dropped off the necklace.

466
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it just it just like it just fell.

467
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Speaker 2: Isn't that remarkable? That's terrible. I just want to know,

468
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Speaker 2: just just because I just went that. I want to know.

469
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Speaker 2: I'm thirteen one oh six five. Have you ever received

470
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Speaker 2: a sign? And I'm not saying a sign from God necessarily,

471
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: like I'm not saying they have to be religious. Whatever

472
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 2: you believe in, whether you believe in like you know,

473
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 2: spiritual bizzo or whatever. Have you ever received a sign

474
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Speaker 2: I'll give you to be a legitimate sign.

475
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Speaker 3: Obviously we're going to filter through all those crappy ones,

476
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Speaker 3: but you'll mean like a moment where somebody's spoken to

477
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Speaker 3: you or.

478
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Speaker 1: Jesus bruise is just.

479
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Speaker 2: It's freaky Friday bro thirteen thirteen six five is that

480
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Speaker 2: number I remember I was going for. I was going

481
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Speaker 2: for a walk through the bush one day, this is bushwalk,

482
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Speaker 2: and I was on the impression that this bushwalk was

483
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Speaker 2: a loop. Yeah, like a big, big loop track. And

484
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Speaker 2: it was getting dark and I was like, that's all good.

485
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Speaker 2: I'll just get through the loop. I reckon. I was

486
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Speaker 2: two hours into me bushwalk and it was it was

487
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: like getting dark, and I was like, okay, I'll keep going,

488
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: keep going. A tree chin Newly said to me, turn around.

489
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:08,640
Speaker 2: I was like, what the tree said to me? Turn around? Yeah?

490
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: So I was like, I've got to listen to the

491
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Speaker 2: tree here. And I turned around and turned out it

492
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Speaker 2: wasn't a loop track, and if I had kept walking,

493
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Speaker 2: I would have got lost in the bush at night boom.

494
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 2: I mean there should be some music there something, but

495
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Speaker 2: we didn't organize it. There we go thirteen one oh

496
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Speaker 2: sixty five. Have you ever received a sign?

497
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Speaker 3: All right, we'll tell you right next. And I mean,

498
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: if you're hating this and you don't enjoy it, flick over.

499
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Speaker 3: Frida years is back up to five as well, So.

500
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Speaker 2: If you hate it. You can enjoy being pessimistic with

501
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: you. You can cynically laugh at us believers. Beautiful. Have you

502
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Speaker 2: ever seen received a sign? A sign? There you go,

503
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: there you go? Have you received a sign? A tree?

504
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: Told me to turn around? Once when I was getting

505
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Speaker 2: lost in the bush, producer was just fiddling with a cross,

506
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 2: like a Catholic cross as she was saying she doesn't

507
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: believe in God, and the cross fell off. Okay, we've

508
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Speaker 2: got Alana here. Hello, Alana, Hi Elana. You've you've received

509
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Speaker 2: a sign?

510
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

511
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Speaker 10: I was.

512
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Speaker 7: I mean, first of all, love you guys.

513
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thanks Anon, thanks coming the show.

514
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 7: Was driving down the highway and my radio like flipped

515
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 7: over to a song that a different channel, and it

516
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 7: was a song that reminded me of a close relative

517
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Speaker 7: that had passed away. And I had slowed down to

518
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Speaker 7: work out what had gone on with the radio and

519
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 7: work out what's happening. And because I'd slowed down, I

520
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 7: narrowly missed an accident. Someone was speeding past me and

521
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Speaker 7: nearly cut me off.

522
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Speaker 9: Wow.

523
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Speaker 2: So the radio station genuinely changed without you touching it.

524
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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, And that made you slow down, and then

525
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: you narrowly avoided getting hit.

526
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Speaker 7: Yeah, so I slowed down to work out what had

527
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 7: gone on and work out why my car was changing

528
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 7: channels on me. And yeah, because I had slowed down,

529
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 7: a car that was speeding past me had what would

530
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Speaker 7: have cut me off and completely clicked the side of

531
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Speaker 7: my car.

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00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 3: Next question for your Lanah, what radio station.

533
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 2: We are listening to? What did you get changed to?

534
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 7: I don't actually know what the station was that it

535
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 7: had changed too, but I was actually driving home listening

536
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 7: to you guys, which.

537
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 2: Is celebration music.

538
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 7: It's in the morning and you guys the afternoon.

539
00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 2: Negatively, if you look at that, if you'd kept listening

540
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: to us, you would have been in a car.

541
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Speaker 3: We've just changed into our royal wedding specific wife front

542
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 3: jocks and I believe, thankfully, there is some footage of

543
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: Woody getting changed. I thought he was going into a

544
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 3: censored room. Buddy, he did go through where there were cameras.

545
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: You told me we were recording, idiot, right, Well, there

546
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: are cameras everywhere in this station, so hang on. We're

547
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 2: always saying we recorded that.

548
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 3: We're saying we've got footage of you getting changed, and

549
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 3: it's not change. He's dead set Norde so well that

550
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 3: we've said for a while that we needed a scandal.

551
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 2: This could be that sickening stuff if that hits the public, guys,

552
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 2: that's sickening stuff.

553
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 3: Now of our final, our final Royal wedding pun we

554
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: committed at the start of this week.

555
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: Stupidly foolish Lee Woods. Yes, we said we'll do a.

556
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 3: Pun in a video a day and gee wee it's

557
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 3: been an absolute blast thus far in anticipation.

558
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: Of the royal wedding.

559
00:28:52,760 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: And this is some boiled egg here soiled betting.

560
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 5: We were just testing one of the beds back here

561
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 5: and my friends just soiled the betting soil.

562
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about this, foil heady.

563
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 6: Today we're gonna get a hand bleached in the studio

564
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Speaker 6: the final.

565
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Speaker 2: Part of.

566
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: Who Don't Disloyal Betting?

567
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 2: What did you do before?

568
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: It was twenty one?

569
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 3: So if you want to watch any of that, I mean,

570
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 3: we've we've been ejected from shopping centers Woods with fake

571
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: one tens of thousands of dollars, we've bleached our hair.

572
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 3: But today, after five point thirty live on your radios,

573
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 3: you guys will be able to hear the final piece

574
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 3: of the puzzle.

575
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 1: The Royal wedging will take place.

576
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 2: We have officially scraped the bottom of the barrel as

577
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: far as puns goes, the Royal wedginging.

578
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: You guys will be able to watch that on Instagram

579
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 3: and on Facebook, live on Will and Woody. It'll be

580
00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: live on your radios and should be an absolute or

581
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 3: blood I imagine it will sound very funny but it

582
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 3: will be very painful. And that sex tape of what

583
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 3: I believe up on happening now you can check that

584
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 3: out if you'd like to wardrobe.

585
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,719
Speaker 1: Fridays has shifted earlier.

586
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 3: So if your brain's as fuzzy and as frazzled and

587
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 3: as stretched as ours is, then and you've got a

588
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 3: little question that you want to ask us thirty one

589
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 3: o six ' five. Google can't answer the questions, so

590
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 3: it can't be factually based really, but if we can't

591
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 3: answer the question as well, you're win yourself fifty bucks

592
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 3: with Fridays.

593
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,239
Speaker 2: Oh no, Fridya, I got one for you. Well do

594
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 2: you reckon when Ned Kelly went to the toilet it

595
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 2: take his helmet off, because think about it, I'm talking

596
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 2: about he was at the peak if all the police

597
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 2: wanted him, good question. He could they could have shut

598
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: him on the can So do you reckon he went

599
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 2: to the toilet and kept his helmet on.

600
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: I think that he only wore the helmet for the

601
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: final at glenn relling at glen Roll.

602
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 2: But at the railway station where he came out, he

603
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: came out guns basing. But but I would what I

604
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: would say to you Woods.

605
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: Is that I reckon that he would have liked to

606
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 3: have taken the helmet off.

607
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: I tell you what would be really interesting is.

608
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 2: If he did manage to cut on from the herd at.

609
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: Any stage during his you know, bandit tree.

610
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 2: By coming from the herd, you mean.

611
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 3: Woman who a female or a male. I like to

612
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 3: think that if I was the one getting picked up

613
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 3: by Ned Kelly, I'd probably get him to keep the

614
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 3: helmet on, leave the helmet on.

615
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: Everything else. I think i'd want to wear the helmet,

616
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 2: like I'd be like, can I wear your helmet?

617
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: It gets a little bit weird, doesn't it. It's really

618
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: almost like S and M sort of stuff.

619
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: His outfit, isn't it? Yeah, at is, isn't it. I

620
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: wonder if anyone we're getting too deep into that. But

621
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 2: this is the exact sort of look, you get off

622
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: for lunch though, well, you wouldn't be able to feed

623
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 2: yourself through because it's an ice slip, not a mouse slit. Yeah,

624
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 2: you go under the helmet anyway. This is the sort

625
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 2: of weird chat you get to on a Friday, thirty

626
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: one oh six five. If you have a question like

627
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 2: this that Google cannot answer, ask us, and if we

628
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 2: can't give you an answer, you win fifty bucks. That's right.

629
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Thirty one oh six five is the number.

630
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 3: It's Will and Woody and the Royal wedgiing is live

631
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 3: and Instagram and Facebook in about twenty twenty five minutes,

632
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: so you can.

633
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: Enjoy it there right now, in the middle of Fridays.

634
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: No Friday. So there's just a question that if you

635
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 2: asked Google, Google wouldn't know. And if we can't give

636
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 2: you a logical answer, can you win yourself fifty bucks.

637
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: We've got Daniel here. Daniel, how are you mate? Good mate?

638
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: How are you very very good? Fire away mate? What's

639
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: your question?

640
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: I want to know?

641
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 3: If say you're traveling on a train track, Yeah, and

642
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 3: you go into an entirely man made tunnel that he'll

643
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 3: take nically above ground level.

644
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 7: Are you're still underground.

645
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it again. But is there

646
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 2: ground above your head? It's a tunnel, right.

647
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, like bike above your head type thing.

648
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 2: But is it just technically underground?

649
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: Is it just concrete?

650
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 2: Potentially concrete, a little bit of dirt, maybe some grass.

651
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: There's dirt and grass, then you're underground.

652
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: No, but above sea level, though it.

653
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: Depends for the perspective of the person standing on top

654
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 3: of the tunnel, you're underground.

655
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,719
Speaker 2: I'm with Daniel. This is a lot more confusing than

656
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 2: you were making out to be because on the train

657
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: you're on ground. Yeah, you're on the train, yeah, and

658
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: that's on the ground. You're on the ground. But then

659
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: if there's a thing above you that we call ground,

660
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: are you undergrounds?

661
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: Put ourselves in the positions, and the guy who is

662
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Speaker 3: driving the train, it's you and me. Right as train

663
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Speaker 3: divers were called Sean and Paul. I turned my buddy Paul,

664
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Speaker 3: and I say, hey, Paul, we're about to go through

665
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 3: the tunnel.

666
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: We're about to go well, I'm underground.

667
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: No, No, you are, Sean. No, I'm not. I'm Sean.

668
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: You're not sure you are, Paul. I'm about to go underground.

669
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: I'm Paul. And I'm going, well ship, good question, Sean,

670
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 2: because I don't know, mate, because we're on top of

671
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 2: the ground right now, but we're going underground. I think

672
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 2: we haven't got to a logical solution. Daniel fifty charitable

673
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: with this charitable Daniel, Mate, you're.

674
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: Rubbing salt in the world.

675
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 2: That was a logical answer. I'm a gracious winner.

676
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks.

677
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,879
Speaker 3: For the that is not that is unfair Woods, he's

678
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: you go underground, you go, you're on.

679
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: A grounds a matter of perspective.

680
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: Well, and that you know perspective is so. And I've

681
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 2: said that Leoni here, I love the name Leone. By

682
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: the way, Leone, hie. I got a question, Leoni. I've

683
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 2: got a question for you.

684
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 3: You know how in Russia people's surnames are different depending.

685
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: On where they're male or female female? For example, No,

686
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: I do not know that.

687
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 3: For example, the X tenner is player Morat saff and

688
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 3: his sister was called Sarah Fina, right case. Do you

689
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 3: think that Leo or Leone is just for example, in Italy,

690
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 3: where I imagine Leon might have been invented, what women

691
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 3: were called if they were the female.

692
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 2: Version of a Leon.

693
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: I have no idea is every chance though, is French.

694
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: And Latin French and Latin lion the lioness lioness because

695
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: as opposed to just leon, Does that mean Leon is

696
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 2: a lion? Yes, I imagine.

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00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: Leo is a lion of course. I mean it's good conjecture.

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00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:40,839
Speaker 2: Object, don't you cut it off? Started on? You got

699
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: a question for us?

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00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 3: Sorry, giving me up the night for the past few weeks?

701
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: Right? Great?

702
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 12: Unexpected?

703
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 1: Does that make the unexpected expected? That the unexpected?

704
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 2: If you expect the unexpected.

705
00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 7: If you expect the unexpected, does that make the expected expected?

706
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: Yes, it does, yeahbsolutely yes, yeah, definitely, it's.

707
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 7: Possible to actually expect the unexpected.

708
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: Yes, I imagine, because you're bracing yourself for the unexpected.

709
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: So then if the expected happened, it'd be unexpected.

710
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 3: Great problem is, because it is unexpected, you can't actually

711
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: expect the unexpected because of the reality of the situation.

712
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: It becomes impossible. As soon as you expect the unexpected,

713
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: the unexpected becomes expected us And that's what I'm talking about, idea.

714
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: That's a good question. You're just dishing out fifties like

715
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: we've got a big one of them.

716
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 2: Somehow, it wasn't a good question?

717
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: What is.

718
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 8: Sorry?

719
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: What's the question? Mate?

720
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 7: Do you think God himself could make a burrito so

721
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 7: hot that he couldn't eat it?

722
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

723
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 2: Good, great question, great, great question.

724
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 3: So you're talking to me one, do you think God, sorry,

725
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 3: would make a burrito so hold that even he could

726
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 3: need it?

727
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: Exactly right? Well, the question is the only actually, Chelsea,

728
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: sorry getting.

729
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: Stuck in it.

730
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing, woulds Yeah? Tell me, Chelsea.

731
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 3: If we're talking about God, we accept that God created

732
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 3: the heavens and the earth, right, yep, yeah, If he

733
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 3: made the heavens and the earth, that means he made

734
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 3: the sun.

735
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's all fair. Well, that's the light on

736
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 2: three or whatever.

737
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 3: Day two and after He's done that, right, So he's

738
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 3: made the sun, so we know that he can make

739
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: things that are that hot as the sun.

740
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: Right, wait for it, wait for it.

741
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 3: What what burrito stays intact at the heat of the sun? Yeah, exactly,

742
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 3: when God make disintegrates. But if anyone can, the tortilla

743
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 3: wouldn't survive the heat. But God means the answer is no,

744
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 3: because the burrito wouldn't be able to get that hot

745
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 3: without disintegrating.

746
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 2: But if God made the Earth. The Earth is able

747
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: to encaptulate liquid hot magma, which is as hot as

748
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: the sun, Chelsea, go with me here as hot as this.

749
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 2: If he's able to create the Earth, he would be

750
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 2: able to create a burrito back it is good enough.

751
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 3: And so I'm saying God's problem is that, yes, he

752
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 3: could make the burrito that hot, but the ingredients would disintegrate.

753
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 3: So he's not going to have the chance to enjoy

754
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 3: a super hot burrito because it would melt.

755
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 2: The question isn't would he enjoy it? The question is

756
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: would he be able to?

757
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: And the answer is no, because the burrito would disintegrate.

758
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: So I'm confused.

759
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: Have we ans too hot for him to eat it?

760
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 2: Oh?

761
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 3: Just be too hot for the burrito to survive. No

762
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 3: burrito with stands well, it falls down, Chelsea. Unfortunately, your

763
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: hypothetical falls down. I'm sorry about politically answered her question.

764
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry about that. You've danced around it.

765
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: That's what you do.

766
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 2: It's what you do, and I'm sick of it. I'm

767
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 2: absolutely sick of it. Chelsea. Have fifty bucks? Now, have

768
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 2: fifty bucks? Chelsea love it?

769
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:45,959
Speaker 1: Love his section so much.

770
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 3: Hey, the tew Tue tunes up next and it's an

771
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 3: absolute banger, So hold on to your jock straps everyone,

772
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,479
Speaker 3: because we're going to have ours ripped over our heads

773
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 3: as well for the Royal Wedding, which is the final

774
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: pun before the Royal Wedding tomorrow.

775
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: You can watch it live on Facebook and Instagram.

776
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: Will and what to the traffic and then a hot

777
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 2: hot June on a Friday. I'm pumped about this.

778
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, coming up very shortly on kids, Oh Matier

779
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 3: is just In is sorry to say that.

780
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing Woods.

781
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 3: So we've done a whole bunch of Royal puns all

782
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 3: throughout the week celebrate the Royal Wedding. Today is the

783
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: final pun, the fifth day and we are doing this live.

784
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: Loyal Little Wedgying really have saved the best to a

785
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 2: last Royal wedgying, So I believe the way this works.

786
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: Willbar Is we're inviting you guys thirteen one oh sixty

787
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 2: five to call us now. We've also got some sound

788
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 2: grabs which we'll be listening to and basically we've got

789
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: on our backs here. We've got on our back here

790
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of lines, so they're at different levels.

791
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 2: So together, if we lie, if we laugh, our jocks

792
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 2: get pulled up to a marker.

793
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

794
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: So the jocks will be pulled up incrementally after we laugh,

795
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 3: until our jocks are wrapped around our head.

796
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: So the more we laugh, the more we get weggied.

797
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: And then the end point being the jocks will rip

798
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 3: or they will be crowned on us on our heads.

799
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: So here's across we get them over our foreheads, because

800
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: that'd be a bit of a laugh.

801
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: I think I think you'd be laugh I think it's

802
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 3: going to be painful. The wonderful news is apparently on

803
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 3: Facebook lives already kicked off. You can watch on Instagram

804
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 3: live Will and Woody. But you just to try and

805
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 3: make us laugh. So thirty one oh six five, I

806
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 3: know that the producers have prepared a whole bunch of

807
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 3: audio which is going to be the key point or

808
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 3: the reference point for us laughing. The other one is

809
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 3: you guys, thirty one o six five. This is very

810
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 3: much interactive. If you'd like to write a comment on

811
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 3: Will and Woody on Instagram you can you can watch

812
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 3: the live video on comment there. Same with Facebook Will

813
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 3: and Woody you can comment there, and yeah, you can

814
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 3: basically just try and say something which will make us laugh.

815
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 3: Every time we laugh, our jocks will be high up

816
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 3: another level until they're either over our head or the

817
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 3: jocks rip.

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00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 2: Oh god. Then apparently we are live. Now we're live

819
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 2: on Facebook, maybe live on Instagram as well. Just go

820
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 2: to both check out both this Instagram, yeah, Instagram Instagram.

821
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 2: So we are live. So go and watch us. And

822
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 2: as Wilba said, if you've got to comment or anything,

823
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: if you make us laugh, the jocks go higher, that's it.

824
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: But if you don't make us laugh, well too bad.

825
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: We're not wedging ourselves.

826
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,439
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the deal, guys.

827
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 2: So it's going to be happening up next, the.

828
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: Final Royal Pardon.

829
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,240
Speaker 3: The Royal Wedging is happening live on your radio right

830
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 3: up next thirty one oh six y five.

831
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: If you think you've got something that can make us laugh,

832
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: then we'll do it up next.

833
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,760
Speaker 3: I mean Instagram, Will and Woody Facebook, Will and Woody.

834
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 3: This has been streamed live to you, guys, the final

835
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 3: the final royal pun to celebrate the Royal wedding is

836
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 3: this this Royal.

837
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:59,280
Speaker 1: Wedgying right so, just a painted victy of everyone. Woods

838
00:41:59,280 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: and I.

839
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: Shirtless with a scale written on our back. And what

840
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 3: will happen is we will be wegged from behind by

841
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 3: two professional wedgeress who have been brought into the studio.

842
00:42:15,239 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 3: We will then be played a series of audio and

843
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 3: you guys can call up you can be a part

844
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 3: of it thirteen one oh six y five if you

845
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: want to be And all it needs to happen here

846
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 3: is it needed to make one of us laugh.

847
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 1: If one of us laughs, our jocks go up.

848
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: Higher and higher until they either snap or we are

849
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 3: crowned in an atomic crown.

850
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 2: So, just for those who don't know, atomic crown is

851
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 2: obviously when the jocks go up over your head and

852
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 2: over your forehead. So it's like we're wearing our own

853
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: jocks as a crown. Yes, like Will said, it's live

854
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: right now if you want to go to Facebook or Instagram.

855
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 3: Live on Insta or Facebook. So we're gonna start it off.

856
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 3: I think, what do you want to do? Do you want

857
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: to kick it off with some audio woods or going

858
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 3: to kick it off with a phone call?

859
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: Why don't we kick it? You want to go to

860
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 2: let you want to go to Liam, Let's go to

861
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: lam Lamb. How are you mate? Liam? What's going on?

862
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 11: Nothing much?

863
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 2: Goat Liam?

864
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 3: Well, I mean all I could say is, when you

865
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,840
Speaker 3: get older, don't find yourself in this position where.

866
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: Stay in school.

867
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:19,479
Speaker 3: Liam, You've got a joke for us. If we laugh,

868
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 3: our jocks get hiked up a level. Here we go,

869
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 3: live on Instagram with the moody, Facebook with the Moody.

870
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 3: The Royal Wedgie can kick it off.

871
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:25,959
Speaker 2: Liam, What have you got?

872
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 11: Why did the wolves laugh when they're playing soccer?

873
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 2: The wolf? Now?

874
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 11: What are the the wolves the horse when they're playing soccer?

875
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: Why did the horse laugh when playing soccer?

876
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 11: I don't know, Liam, because the grass chickles their balls.

877
00:43:53,480 --> 00:44:01,320
Speaker 3: That I was expected to be good Liam, Liam, okay, great,

878
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 3: I believe to continue the royal wegging, We're going to

879
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 3: throw to some audio now, so let's listen. You guys

880
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 3: can call it thirty one to six five. You got

881
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 3: to make us laugh and get us wedged further. You

882
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 3: can live on Instagram and Facebook the Royal Weggie. Carry on, Mike, I've.

883
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 2: Never made any secret of the fact that I am

884
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 2: a complete tart. Oh you okay, yep, that starts immediately,

885
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 2: start focusing. Sorry, I find those nigs. You absolutely that's

886
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: already hurt him.

887
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 3: What level we're on the We're on the duke on

888
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 3: level two, So mayby our jocks get hiked up higher

889
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 3: and higher.

890
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: Every time we laugh as part of the royal wegging.

891
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 3: Mate, I'm okay, I'm in the right lives. You just

892
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 3: have to make us laugh to get ourselves wedged further.

893
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: So I think we're going to go to Warwick. Who

894
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 3: has a joke? So Warick, you have a joke?

895
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 8: I do, okay?

896
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: So why did Sally all off the swing? Why did

897
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 2: Sally I'm not sure.

898
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 9: Worry because she had no arms?

899
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 11: What knock?

900
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: That's cruel. Now he's going again. I don't know you okay,

901
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: knock knock? Yeah, not not worrying to carry on? And

902
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: you're supposed to say, who's there? Who's there? Who's there?

903
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 2: Not Sally? Okay, okay, okay, this is serious. This is

904
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 2: a serious. Why isn't it? Damn it? Ow. I have

905
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: to get on the plane and I'm gonna be able to

906
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: sit down.

907
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: This is live on Instagram, Facebook. What if you want

908
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 3: to watch the royal wedging for yourselves?

909
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 2: Oh, it's really Bernie O. It's gonna Victoria. You want

910
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 2: to go to another caller. I thought we're gonna play

911
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: some more. Okay, hold tight here with me, hold right,

912
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 2: all right.

913
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 8: Carl Schwarzenegger had a number of liaisons with women at

914
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 8: his Santa Monica complex. Some of those women apparently came

915
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:19,839
Speaker 8: a number of times.

916
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 2: I sn't, I can't take this.

917
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 3: Why are.

918
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 6: Why are.

919
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:31,240
Speaker 2: Okay?

920
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: Quick?

921
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 2: Come on? Ok okay, now we're gonna go. Victoria's right, No, right,

922
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 2: I think I'm back inside. Okay, okay, okay, No, I

923
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 2: don't want to do okay, come on, Victoria, Victoria.

924
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is love and Instagram and face, Facebook,

925
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: will and would if you want to watch the royal

926
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 3: legie and we're trying not to laugh otherwise the jogs

927
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 3: get hiked up.

928
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 2: On another level. I can't.

929
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:55,879
Speaker 1: I'm actually in a lot of pain.

930
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 2: So mate, I'm right on that. No, mate, I'm there

931
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 2: as well. Go to a happy place. O, Victoria, you've

932
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 2: got a joke.

933
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 11: Yeah, what did the apple trees say to the farmer?

934
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 2: Apple tree? What would an apple tree say to a farmer?

935
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 11: I don't know, Victoria, they said, stop picking on me.

936
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: No good joke, baby, a very.

937
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: Good We're going to go to some audio here, some

938
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 3: audio line up yesterday morning. I came out into the

939
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,839
Speaker 3: front yard and the dogs were across the bay, and

940
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 3: as soon as they saw me, they came bounding over.

941
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: I find that very funny, that video, but right now

942
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 2: I'm in so much pain.

943
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: I mean, year, it's going to take something good to

944
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 3: get us on the line here, because we don't want

945
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 3: these jokes to go any higher. Cain thirteen one oh

946
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 3: six five. Welcome to the Royal Wedgie in live on

947
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 3: Instagram and Facebook. WILLM Wood he currently by the way,

948
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 3: for everyone playing at home, jocks are currently at.

949
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: The back of our next so you can watch.

950
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 3: This online by if you want to do. The more

951
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 3: we laugh, the higher the jocks go. Caine, welcome to

952
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 3: the show, my friend, Thank you.

953
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 1: What have you got for us?

954
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 2: Caane?

955
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 11: What do you call a duck on drugs?

956
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 2: Drugs? A duck on drugs? How old are you kne sorry?

957
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 11: Mate?

958
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough around then you call it? Caane, what

959
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: do you call it?

960
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 7: What do you call a duck on drugs?

961
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm not sure.

962
00:48:35,280 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 9: A quacket really, I'm sorry, Oh my god.

963
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: It's a bit sexy when your jocks are on the

964
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 2: side though.

965
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: Ay, everyone, you can watch that on Instagram, Facebook. Will

966
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 3: and Woody, thank you to our professional wedges that came in.

967
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.

968
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 8: That hurt.

969
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: That's that's been.

970
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 3: That's the final game for the Royal For all of

971
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 3: the puns we've done for the Royal Wedding, you can

972
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 3: watch all of them on Instagram, Facebook.

973
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 2: Will Woody thanks for all those amazing jokes. By the way,

974
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 2: my favorite was the grass tickles. So Will, it's just

975
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,240
Speaker 2: in the bathroom still because I believe he is still

976
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 2: trying to get the undies out of his ars. We

977
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 2: were just doing Royal wedgieing, which you can see on

978
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: our Instagram and Facebook. We were live there Will and

979
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Woody on both. But the reason we did it is

980
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 2: because we've been doing a you got your jokes out

981
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 2: of your our names like a t your hands up there.

982
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 2: I was just how are you going? I was just

983
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 2: going over the wood The mind boggles. It's pretty good,

984
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 2: wasn't it all right?

985
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 8: Well?

986
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: Should we just get out of here there? I was

987
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 2: just going over the week that's been. So we've been

988
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 2: doing a pun on the Royal Wedding every day. This

989
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 2: is what we've done.

990
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 4: In anticipation of the Royal wedding. This is will and

991
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 4: woodies and boiled.

992
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Eggin here we go.

993
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 6: Soiled bedding.

994
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 2: We were just testing one of the bids back here

995
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: and my.

996
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 5: Friends just soiled the bedding soil. I'm so sorry about

997
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 5: this foil heading.

998
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,800
Speaker 6: Today we're going to get any bleached in the studio.

999
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 2: The final part.

1000
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: We're done.

1001
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: We're done with disloyal betting.

1002
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 6: What did you do? It was one?

1003
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: What a week and we just finished off with royal wedging.

1004
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: And you can go and see all the videos we've

1005
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: done this week on our Instagram, Yes, on our Facebook.

1006
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 2: But I reckon we're cooked, mate, I reckon.

1007
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 3: We are absolutely cooked, and head back into the bathroom.

1008
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 3: Stat The Kyle and Jackie O show Our Power is

1009
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 3: up next and a j from the Backstreet Boys is

1010
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 3: joining them. Yes, oh my god, let's to get to

1011
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 3: the bottom of the NASA versus Ryan from Maths.

1012
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 2: Saga Married at First Sight.

1013
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 3: For those playing at home, so play to come there,

1014
00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 3: yes and.

1015
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 13: Actually tomorrow and night, get yourself to the SCG to

1016
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 13: go and watch to celebrate the greatest small defender who

1017
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 13: ever play the game, Nick Smith plays two hundredth game.

1018
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 2: What a superstar legend of the game.

1019
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 3: Absolutely an unrecognized, unherralded legend would.

1020
00:51:57,040 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: All Australian premiership player and all round good f ripper

1021
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 2: of a guy Nick Smith, Number forty for the Sydney Swans. Ye,

1022
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 2: get to the SCG, I'll be there, come and say gooday,

1023
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: and I'll probably go to the Goodie have after you.

1024
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 2: Little ripper sounds rely, but yeah that's me. I mean

1025
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 2: that's my weekend. I'm not sure I'm doing on Sunday.

1026
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 3: But all those videos for the Royal, all the Royal

1027
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 3: puns are updates to go Facebook with the Woody. Thanks listening,

1028
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,919
Speaker 3: thanks for watching, Thanks for getting in touch.

1029
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday.

1030
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 2: For Get a Fresh Way to drives home with Will

1031
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 2: and Woody