Speaker 1: I am concerned with by the end of the weekend,
Speaker 1: how much Jeers is going to be in this hotel.
Speaker 2: Coming he goes this an ancient cave. They took the nearest.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Ash.
Speaker 1: I'm not Mattie Jay. I might sound like him. I'm
Speaker 1: definitely more handsome.
Speaker 2: But we also have Nick Cody.
Speaker 1: Nick Cody is also a dad, believe it or not.
Speaker 1: For two doting dads, and this is a podcast all
Speaker 1: about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.
Speaker 1: And we are joined on a weekly episode with the guest,
Speaker 1: which is very the first time but the second time
Speaker 1: we've had Nick on the podcast.
Speaker 2: This is the first time we've had a guest twice
Speaker 2: other than like wives. Oh, I'm the first second outside
Speaker 2: a family have sex. Later, I knew there was a catch.
Speaker 2: I knew there was a hot catch.
Speaker 3: I am matt and I would have gotten away with it.
Speaker 2: Kids. He will. Let's just say that he's commuting back.
Speaker 1: So yeah, twice on the podcast is an honor, I
Speaker 1: would say, and not for you, for us.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Nick.
Speaker 1: One thing I want to talk to you about. It
Speaker 1: is the first week of school for us. You've got
Speaker 1: kids in.
Speaker 3: Prep now, I've got a grade one now grade one, yeah,
Speaker 3: grade one and a little three year.
Speaker 2: Old kinder Yeah me too, yeah, Oscar.
Speaker 1: Yesterday was his first day at big school as we're
Speaker 1: calling it, which is kinder Prep for Melbourne, South Australia.
Speaker 2: Same and he.
Speaker 3: Did really well. Oh he was good after it. So
Speaker 3: he went with like he's got three mates, the brat pack,
Speaker 3: and they're all together. They're all good in the same US.
Speaker 3: It's two and two, so there's like four of them.
Speaker 3: He was great going in. He was like see April Crichter,
Speaker 3: eyes out as per usual as you would expect.
Speaker 2: Of course, they're on like reduced hours for the first week.
Speaker 1: So we all went yesterday to collect him from his
Speaker 1: first day of school and it's so weird, like you
Speaker 1: would know what it's like when you see them off
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck, this is so strange. And he's
Speaker 1: going to the same primary school that I went to.
Speaker 2: Really so it's like, oh wow, yeah, I've got teachers
Speaker 2: coming as to me and was like you're back, and
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 1: But he yesterday April went and picked him up and
Speaker 1: he was so excited that he grabbed his bag without
Speaker 1: zipping an up, ran down the stairs and everything fell
Speaker 1: out of his bag like a.
Speaker 2: Cartoonish ruined the whole day. Apparently he was gutted.
Speaker 3: So he's now called empty bags.
Speaker 2: He's already been bully. And then you will find out
Speaker 2: very soon. I went.
Speaker 3: I remember last year when my kid was in prep
Speaker 3: for Victorian's kindy.
Speaker 2: Figure it out your first year of the fucking big school. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have a uniform. Yeah, but like a.
Speaker 3: Grade four kid got up and I've got to go
Speaker 3: into an assembly and a grade four kid got up
Speaker 3: to play saxophone and everyone clapped, like even the grade sixers.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna call this kid a
Speaker 2: fucking nerd.
Speaker 3: What is happening. I'm like, they were so supported. I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is beautiful and sweet. But all I could think
Speaker 3: is every time I had my best mate growing up.
Speaker 3: We're still best mates from prep Tommy, he played saxophone.
Speaker 3: He was in the local paper in Werribee, the western
Speaker 3: suburbs of Melbourne. He was on the in the werribe
Speaker 3: banner with a saxophone, like playing the saxophone, and he
Speaker 3: played it at school once and we're like or Lisa
Speaker 3: Simpson bang out and like it's just roasting immediately bleeding.
Speaker 3: It's the equivalent now, I reckon.
Speaker 1: They could be like, hey, we've got a performance at
Speaker 1: school this week.
Speaker 2: It's actually a live debate, really like yeah.
Speaker 4: Back in the door would be like, know's I remember
Speaker 4: in high school someone coming along to tell us, like
Speaker 4: a story of how they stuffed everything up.
Speaker 3: They were making all this money, had a great job, wife, cars,
Speaker 3: and then they started gambling, drinking drugs and yeah, this
Speaker 3: is an interventions, my wife here coming everybody. But then
Speaker 3: he starts to tell us about how he's turned his
Speaker 3: life around, his back working again.
Speaker 2: And the kids in my class were.
Speaker 3: Like, tell us the fucking six stories, dude, go back
Speaker 3: to the why.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get saxophone out? But then he's fine,
Speaker 2: No one's got to bully stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone even remembers he went to school
Speaker 1: fine today, everything is fine. But it's it's like it's look,
Speaker 1: I I'm pretty good.
Speaker 2: Like I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't put a lot of pressure on him because
Speaker 1: he would already be anxious and excited, and so I was.
Speaker 3: To get him with a little sign holding up a
Speaker 3: sign of his name age.
Speaker 1: No we got like a sign like on the first
Speaker 1: day of kindy or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I think like my wife went into full mum zilly
Speaker 1: yesterday where she was like, they let.
Speaker 2: Him walk down the stairs with his bag on zip.
Speaker 2: She wanted she wanted heads. She was like, I want
Speaker 2: heads and I want him now. And I was like, relax.
Speaker 1: I was like, the more you project that, the more
Speaker 1: he picks up on it.
Speaker 2: And they do that, They're like, why is mom upset?
Speaker 1: And so we had Luke who's like a Teacher to
Speaker 1: the Stars influencer who is a prep KINDI teacher, and
Speaker 1: we had him on to go through the prepping for
Speaker 1: school and he was like, just don't cry it drop
Speaker 1: off because they think, think about this, you're a five
Speaker 1: year old kid.
Speaker 2: You gotta be staunched. Yeah, your mum's crying saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: Am I? They think, am I never going to see
Speaker 2: this person ever again?
Speaker 3: And imagine like an Army general local. It's like, we
Speaker 3: don't need this ship right now, stiff up.
Speaker 2: They need know they need the Army tea and tissues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll get together afterwards and were no, I can
Speaker 1: see them cry.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was a big day he crashed out.
Speaker 3: That's why I was so excited because these holidays was
Speaker 3: our first big because he was going to daycare of
Speaker 3: kinder and there'd be different activities over the break, but
Speaker 3: this was just seven weeks of just hanging out at
Speaker 3: home or six weeks, and it was good to get
Speaker 3: him back. Even though he's got a bit of tuit.
Speaker 3: He wants to snack straight away. He just walks out, like, so,
Speaker 3: have snack? Can I play at school?
Speaker 2: His school keeps the playground open until sundown? Like you yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: five minute walk? Oh how good? Yeah, basketball courts everything,
Speaker 2: They leave the whole thing open. You used to do that?
Speaker 2: Do it anymore? Oh? Really? No? So like he's going
Speaker 2: Oscar's going to the same school I went to.
Speaker 1: And when I was a kid, I had a mate
Speaker 1: whose house backed onto the school, and we used to
Speaker 1: spend every every other there, every weekend.
Speaker 2: There, we go to gate the stairs, we play the basketball.
Speaker 2: You've shut it down?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't tell gets out in
Speaker 3: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Dad sucked it. So now there's big fences.
Speaker 1: I attracted too many prinators, but it's yeah, like now
Speaker 1: you can't even go. I feel like your kids are
Speaker 1: missing out on, Like, let's go to the school.
Speaker 3: When I see I had the reverse because my primary
Speaker 3: school was grim You could look at that. It's called
Speaker 3: Glendevon Primary School. It was the glen Devon. Yeah, second
Speaker 3: worst primary school in the state of Victoria, according to
Speaker 3: the Herald Son. One year, the fees were like forty
Speaker 3: bucks a year and they weren't mandatorate.
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, that's like us here.
Speaker 3: But the principal lost forty grand of the school's money.
Speaker 3: So you can imagine howe whoa she ladies?
Speaker 2: Then what do they do? Dare I missed gender?
Speaker 3: The principle ladies can be principals And she lost it
Speaker 3: on the pokeys.
Speaker 2: Not even I was expecting you to be like, yep,
Speaker 2: she lost it on strippers. Yeah, it's just like sorry, sorry, kids,
Speaker 2: no camp this year. Queen of the Nile. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Queen of the Nile. I was looking for the girl.
Speaker 2: Guys like, well, well anyway, we yeah, it's day two.
Speaker 2: I haven't because I'm here with you. I haven't found out.
Speaker 1: But that time over school, it's a long time for
Speaker 1: parents over that school.
Speaker 2: It's like eight weeks or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's the first time that I've had to do
Speaker 1: it too. Where Oscar finished early. Macy also did some
Speaker 1: casual days.
Speaker 2: Through summer and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But you little one hate did she have to go
Speaker 3: when your eldest didn't have to go anywhere, because my youngest.
Speaker 2: Went that trictum. Yeah. Well, some days we're.
Speaker 3: Like, you've got to go to kinder and he broke down.
Speaker 3: He loves kinder, he loves three year old kinder. But
Speaker 3: he was upset that his older brother wasn't doing anything,
Speaker 3: and we just said, he's got school stuff on.
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, we always lie.
Speaker 1: We always harp on like he's doing boring stuff, and
Speaker 1: that's that he's going to do boring stuff like study
Speaker 1: and chess and time zone and bowling and go to
Speaker 1: the park with his friends.
Speaker 2: It's boring and maybe trying to so.
Speaker 1: And like I wanted to ask you because we do
Speaker 1: this big stint at the end of the year and
Speaker 1: you sort of find yourself in the last week or
Speaker 1: two trying to find things to do that they haven't done,
Speaker 1: which is hard because they get bored so easily. And
Speaker 1: I found on the last day where I had Oscar
Speaker 1: and I had Macie before school started, I was like,
Speaker 1: it's like forty degrees.
Speaker 2: Let's just go to the shops down the shop as
Speaker 2: you do. And I was like, what do you got
Speaker 2: near you? Like a big Westfields or something. No, it's
Speaker 2: like it's like a it's like a junior Westfields. It's
Speaker 2: like plaza.
Speaker 1: There's no levels, yeah, plasas like I've got levels in
Speaker 1: these places.
Speaker 2: Like I've got one. I got one.
Speaker 1: It's all ground, it's all ground. But I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: what am I going to do with these kids here?
Speaker 1: And thankfully I got hit got there and we were
Speaker 1: going well halfway down the escalator and the power went out.
Speaker 2: Sick.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in and this is my question
Speaker 1: to you, have you ever been in a shopping center
Speaker 1: and the panel's gone out?
Speaker 2: No, it's a mix.
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of mixed emotions because people all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, first off, for me, theft ransack, Yeah, what
Speaker 1: can we get?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that that that's not I was walking down it
Speaker 1: was dark and I'm like, perfect, it's like.
Speaker 3: Squid game, but it's no light on light. It's like
Speaker 3: so much hit can I put in my pockets? And
Speaker 3: when the lights come back and I've got to be
Speaker 3: still and.
Speaker 1: All the make ship, all the makeshift barricades that all
Speaker 1: the retail employees have set up in the front of
Speaker 1: the door. I was gonna get past those that stack
Speaker 1: of chairs, but we were like I remember I was
Speaker 1: walking down and the lights went out and my head
Speaker 1: went yes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, the kids are gonna love this. Any natural
Speaker 2: light coming in or is there is like a little
Speaker 2: bit of natural light. But the kids were like, so oh,
Speaker 2: it's corn up in it. Do you know what to give?
Speaker 1: It gives similar energy to when a dog comes through school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like, whoa.
Speaker 3: I remember in Gray too we had dogs root on
Speaker 3: the playground and we're just all out the window.
Speaker 2: The best dog. I was just like, how good is
Speaker 2: it when a dog comes in here? Like we've got
Speaker 2: to see two dogs. We saw two dogs and they fucked.
Speaker 2: I don't want to try one up this.
Speaker 3: Story, but a dog and a dog in the school playgrounds.
Speaker 2: And that's what counsels don't understand.
Speaker 3: They put on what is it like white not with
Speaker 3: all the lights and the.
Speaker 2: Actually that night is that what it's called. I don't know.
Speaker 2: At some festival of.
Speaker 3: Festivals the lights lights, but really all you need to
Speaker 3: do is just turn the lights off of the shops,
Speaker 3: release the hand.
Speaker 1: But the kids were like so caught up in the
Speaker 1: whole moment, and I was like, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: good time to go around to those places that need
Speaker 1: their food to be refrigerated.
Speaker 2: I was stuck up. But also it was sounded like
Speaker 2: old made on into the bush. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, you're getting full boom boom cracker chili brawl,
Speaker 3: ransacking the sushi players pretty quickly giving away rolls for
Speaker 3: a dollar age and the kids were like, just didn't
Speaker 3: quite understand, and they're playing in like the playground in
Speaker 3: the dark.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was honestly the I had spent thousands of dollars
Speaker 1: over the eight weeks or whatever going a bowling, going
Speaker 1: to all the indoor play centers because it's been stinking hot,
Speaker 1: And all I really had to do was cut the power, kick.
Speaker 2: Time the big switch, have a bloody good time. It
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 3: It's also good for the employee. Is there guess to
Speaker 3: where I worked at Werriby Plaza at Harris Scarf and
Speaker 3: it was shipouse, Harrisf paras scaff What is it? Just
Speaker 3: a Scarffwy resume is not good enough to get into Maya.
Speaker 1: So you find yourself and Harris and it's like they
Speaker 1: sell Harriscarf in Maya, but they're like, you're not good
Speaker 1: enough to.
Speaker 3: Work in I remember the first day they're like, you're
Speaker 3: working in Manchester And I said, what's that?
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have been I didn't bring my passport? Brutal.
Speaker 1: All right, Nick, it's enough about me. You're the guest
Speaker 1: on this podcast and I've taken over how many minutes?
Speaker 1: Enough minutes enough?
Speaker 2: Tell me? Where are you at? Where are you are?
Speaker 2: You're you're You've got.
Speaker 3: Away from a family in the hotel room, drinking beers,
Speaker 3: having fun with the stench of seamen.
Speaker 2: That's not yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, we just we just went over that
Speaker 1: eight week period. How are you readjusting to twenty twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Pretty good. My wife is stay at home mum. At
Speaker 2: the minute.
Speaker 3: She gets sad when the kids have to go back.
Speaker 3: But because I worked early mornings and at nighttime, I'm like,
Speaker 3: please please go see your friends. I'm one of those
Speaker 3: I'm like, I love you so much, but all day,
Speaker 3: every day is unnecessary. Yeah, and then you hear it
Speaker 3: goes fast and things, but sometimes it doesn't and on
Speaker 3: those days they should probably go to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say, like it does go so fast, yeah,
Speaker 1: but also goes so fucking slow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially afternoons.
Speaker 3: Comedian Harley Breen said, before my first was born, I said,
Speaker 3: made any tips and he said, I can tell you
Speaker 3: exactly how it is.
Speaker 2: And I said all right, and he said, long days,
Speaker 2: short years, Oh, very true. I was like, that is
Speaker 2: Can we put that on a T shirt? That yeah,
Speaker 2: long days, short years as well.
Speaker 3: Fine, you know some days feel anyone that says the
Speaker 3: years flying by look after children with a hangover, Your
Speaker 3: year will fucking slow right down o'clock to the seconds.
Speaker 2: I lived like twelve years last year.
Speaker 3: You know those days where it honestly feels like a
Speaker 3: week in a it's some weird interstellar planet.
Speaker 2: Your wife gets back and it's like, where have you been?
Speaker 2: It's felt like twenty five years. She's been gone for
Speaker 2: two hours. Why did you leave me like this?
Speaker 3: You're like a shriveled up sultan. There was a hangover
Speaker 3: at the start of the year. Was so I could
Speaker 3: I could hear blinking, I could hear it, I.
Speaker 2: Like it, I could hear my like I am dry.
Speaker 2: It gets yeah, and the kid.
Speaker 3: I'm like, boys, should we have a super deeper right now?
Speaker 3: It's seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2: That rules. I started offering them money. Its some fucking
Speaker 2: hush money.
Speaker 1: They've learned about hush and I was like, this morning,
Speaker 1: both kids were in bed with me. April went to
Speaker 1: the gym this morning because it's a fitness freak.
Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, kids, whoever's the quietest, the longest.
Speaker 2: It's five dollars. Great. I haven't heard from him all day.
Speaker 2: The hango. I think you can beat it with myney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I said on here last time,
Speaker 3: the one that I call it topsy turvy day. So
Speaker 3: my wife is the best in the way that because
Speaker 3: I you know, early mornings during the week and then
Speaker 3: they stand up at night different things. She's like, if
Speaker 3: you go and do gigs on a Friday or Saturday
Speaker 3: and you want to stay out, She's like, o't care.
Speaker 3: But if you said you're going to watch the kids
Speaker 3: Saturday morning, you just got to get up.
Speaker 2: You just got to get up.
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't care if you get home at
Speaker 3: five am, if they wake up at five point forty five,
Speaker 3: you're up.
Speaker 2: You're up. Yeah, that's a fair deal. I think so,
Speaker 2: and I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I had a friend of mine tell me once, there's
Speaker 1: some of the best advice I ever had from a
Speaker 1: dead shit dad was because he had three girls at
Speaker 1: the time and I had no kids, and I was
Speaker 1: like trying to understand how he does it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: he goes, I just just get up. He's like, you'll
Speaker 1: You'll keep thinking, you'll keep mum happy. And then when
Speaker 1: you get to a point during the day and you've
Speaker 1: looked after him all day and you're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: can have a little lay down, She's like, you earn that.
Speaker 1: But otherwise, if you don't get up, and I've got Europe,
Speaker 1: I've got mates who don't get up like that blows
Speaker 1: my mind, curiates me, infurious get up.
Speaker 3: But also we were recently on a trip to Barley
Speaker 3: with some guys who are like that because I want
Speaker 3: my kids to grow up. And then get a hangover
Speaker 3: one day and be like, Dad, did you ever feel
Speaker 3: like this? I'm like, heaps, and I got up.
Speaker 2: Give my headache.
Speaker 3: Man, he's not here, So I thought I'm with the
Speaker 3: looser of the two. I love you, Maddie, but when
Speaker 3: it comes to if you're going to be a bit
Speaker 3: of a disaster, I think you'd be more forgiving to
Speaker 3: this walking. I thought you would appreciate just a couple
Speaker 3: of things about my eldest son's first birthday.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I want to hear about it because we all put
Speaker 3: so much pressure on the first birth And there's a
Speaker 3: lot of parents listening to this that their kids are
Speaker 3: coming up to.
Speaker 1: Their first birthday this year. They all, you know, we
Speaker 1: with our community. A lot of them are fairly new parents, parents,
Speaker 1: your freaks.
Speaker 2: But you're on the list, although some may want to be.
Speaker 3: I had a couple of mates that had a parenting
Speaker 3: pop before I had kids, and I listened to it
Speaker 3: to think, oh that's what I saw. Would you listen
Speaker 3: to this one? Well, it wasn't around before I would.
Speaker 3: Of course, you want to take advice, you want to
Speaker 3: hear what's what's coming up.
Speaker 2: It's like a preview for.
Speaker 1: We get a lot of women being like, it's so
Speaker 1: nice to say refreshing, Like what's refreshing? Like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're not charge and because we're ship too, and they're.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, but and you're clearly trying his
Speaker 3: dad's I've tried my absolutely heart out.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on stage at a minute.
Speaker 3: About twenty years ago, to be a good dad, you
Speaker 3: just had to smoke outside and everyone's like.
Speaker 2: That's the dream fucking hero. This guy rules, you know,
Speaker 2: But now it's like we're dad. Well.
Speaker 1: A really funny story is how we got our name
Speaker 1: doting dads is matt took his kids to the park
Speaker 1: and the Daily Mail snapped him taken the it is
Speaker 1: and on the headline was doting Dad Matthew Johnson just
Speaker 1: for taking it.
Speaker 2: That's how low the bar is. So I went to
Speaker 2: the bar.
Speaker 3: But that's a big s that's a big step. That
Speaker 3: is a big step because twenty years ago there was
Speaker 3: a movie I Am Sam. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: remember Sean Penn. I do remember Sam, and he's he
Speaker 3: couldn't mental disability, but he's and the courts are trying
Speaker 3: to take his kid away. And he says to his
Speaker 3: daughter do the kids at school make fun of me?
Speaker 3: And she said, yeah, dad, because you're the only dad
Speaker 3: that plays at the park twenty years ago, So we
Speaker 3: can all learn twenty years ago, if I did what
Speaker 3: I did yesterday, I'd be at family court begging to
Speaker 3: have them not take my kids. Yeah, please, judge. I
Speaker 3: was at a Crocs play center. It's awesome. I grabbed
Speaker 3: a coffee.
Speaker 2: I was going down the big red slide of me
Speaker 2: socks and they're like, you're mentally yeh, take his kids.
Speaker 2: Just no dates at the bar. Sean pan is just
Speaker 2: a good bloke. Yeah, he's He's changed it for all
Speaker 2: of this. So Maddie's our Sean Penn. Yeah. Anyway, first birthdays,
Speaker 2: they're a big deal.
Speaker 3: Just now I know they're a big deal because I
Speaker 3: believe I was conceived at a first birthday, not at
Speaker 3: after the wall.
Speaker 2: The timing.
Speaker 4: It was a.
Speaker 2: Birthday. Everyone your mum and dad were going for it
Speaker 2: in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: That was my dad's best mates kids first birthday. Cent
Speaker 3: But it was a big piss up the long line.
Speaker 2: It was my dad's dog's best friends, mine, parent cats.
Speaker 3: My parents didn't fuck it a kid's birthday if that's
Speaker 3: what you need, just to clear everything up.
Speaker 2: Not anything wrong with that. Yeah, well it's twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: If people are for fucking kid's birthday, you're at a bounce.
Speaker 2: All the trampolines are bouncing. It bounce bouncing. If I'm
Speaker 2: not bouncing. She's bouncing.
Speaker 3: But my I always got told the first birthdays of
Speaker 3: the wildest once because like you got through, you got
Speaker 3: to totally yeah yeah. And I think to parents out
Speaker 3: there then have already had the first birthday and it
Speaker 3: was a big one. I think the least important birthday
Speaker 3: is the second birthday.
Speaker 2: It's useless. Such a useless birthday. No it gives a ship.
Speaker 2: No kid doesn't know what a birthday is. No one
Speaker 2: gives a fuck that they're too well. That was a
Speaker 2: long joke of ours here that I never threw my
Speaker 2: kids a birthday. It was one of the first clips
Speaker 2: I saw of the pod was you would turn up
Speaker 2: to parks and just put my kid in. I love
Speaker 2: it a hold real quick.
Speaker 3: My kids are My kids have rides scabs, so you know,
Speaker 3: like if you're at the shops and there's like a
Speaker 3: pepper pig, oh yeah jump oh they see one kid
Speaker 3: on and they're like that there's sucking two free.
Speaker 2: One of these. They're on my papers. I paid for
Speaker 2: my kid and two other kids, and then I looked
Speaker 2: over the parents and I was like, you sweet. It
Speaker 2: transferred me there on tap come on. But I think
Speaker 2: you'd appreciate this. My eldest son, Charlie, his first birthday
Speaker 2: was at my wife's cousin's bar.
Speaker 3: Suburb called Footscray in Melbourne. It was at a bar
Speaker 3: at the first birthday. The bar tab ended up being
Speaker 3: twenty eight hundred bucks. Had a first birthday, every kid
Speaker 3: getting people, but it was fucking loose.
Speaker 2: It's not for them, it's for you.
Speaker 3: It's you said, it's a celebration of getting through the year.
Speaker 3: And I think that's a really good way to put it,
Speaker 3: and that is the perfect outcome.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was a wild day. But you know,
Speaker 2: you have those times as a parent where you like.
Speaker 3: One of these every so often is fine, But if
Speaker 3: you were living like this every day, it's like the
Speaker 3: blokes that don't get up. You're doing that every day,
Speaker 3: you're terrible. It was about seven o'clock at night, so
Speaker 3: jealous of I know, how do they do it? There's
Speaker 3: no way I'm pulling that off. That must be good
Speaker 3: to being. You get infinite sleeping like the It was
Speaker 3: seven o'clock at night, So that my son's first birthday
Speaker 3: starts at one or whatever, seven eight o'clock at night.
Speaker 3: My wife finds me out in the beer garden of
Speaker 3: this bar with till my mates and I've got a siggy.
Speaker 2: I've drunk d whatever. I drunk. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: ever seen you like I've had a night out with it.
Speaker 2: I don't think you even started smoking.
Speaker 3: Then had a drunk dart and I said, oh, good, gortious.
Speaker 3: Where's Charlie. She said he went home three hours ago. My,
Speaker 3: oh god, pie's the Beth.
Speaker 2: It is good. I think that's good. Good. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta let loose. It's not about that. It's
Speaker 2: her parents stepped up and went, you take him out?
Speaker 2: And he was a shit sleeper. I love you, Charlie.
Speaker 2: Have you ever watched this?
Speaker 3: He did not sleep so end of twenty He was
Speaker 3: born September twenty eighteen. He and then in November twenty eighteen,
Speaker 3: I got off at a breakfast radio job in b
Speaker 3: so For years beforehand, I was just touring stand up
Speaker 3: comic nights nights, nights, nights, nights.
Speaker 2: And then my wife said, hey, we've got a little one.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have to tour as much.
Speaker 3: But I was going up to Brisbane sort of a
Speaker 3: week a month for the rest of the time I
Speaker 3: was down the line. But I went from like just
Speaker 3: working nights, having the best nights ever all the time,
Speaker 3: to getting up at three point fifty in the morning
Speaker 3: and a kid that was waking up every hour on
Speaker 3: the hour. So the first birthday, I was like, whatever, Champion,
Speaker 3: I don't care where you go. I'm sending it. We've
Speaker 3: had our ship first year victim immediately. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: assume you're but you didn't scap a first birthday, surely not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't have any. Wow, And it's weird.
Speaker 3: My my six year old is very similar to my wife,
Speaker 3: No sweet tooth, one of those one of those people like.
Speaker 2: He loves olives and homas. What is Greek? My wife
Speaker 2: went to Greece for two weeks with her mum and
Speaker 2: sisters and.
Speaker 3: Came back with age. Well, yeah, you look at him.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't think that. It looks exactly like her.
Speaker 2: Mate sinking you there. I fell on the matches.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I fell on the match and in
Speaker 3: the big unsmoke and DUTs with the boys.
Speaker 2: My dad, widow, my wife.
Speaker 3: Brought back huge one kilo vacuum sealed bags of olives
Speaker 3: from Greece and my son's like this rules.
Speaker 2: He's just sitting there eating olives like loves it. So
Speaker 2: even his birthdays.
Speaker 3: Now, everyone else in his life wants cake, but he doesn't.
Speaker 3: So yeah he wants olives, he wants he wants camembert. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he wants My wife's like a wine party, charcuterie board. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love salami. Yeah, yes, that's everyone else is eating cake.
Speaker 3: And yeah he's always got like a little he'll have
Speaker 3: like a little carrot cake muffin or something. He's definitely
Speaker 3: not getting diabetes. Is my three was going to get
Speaker 3: a complete opposite of diabetes. Sugar three year old Max
Speaker 3: is me, You're just where's Max? And you'll just here
Speaker 3: laughing and you look under the bed and he's found
Speaker 3: chocolates from Halloween and he's just.
Speaker 2: Shoving them in. I want to yell at you, but
Speaker 2: I want to eat chocolate.
Speaker 3: Under both under the necessarily. Yeah he's he's me unfortunately, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Both Abel and I have I look my kids. They
Speaker 1: take a Vita gummy every morning. Will we call it
Speaker 1: a lolly?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Kicks them off.
Speaker 3: Max wants to eat it because he thinks they're lollies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just a vitamin.
Speaker 1: I've got oscar trying to shelfies the last time you
Speaker 1: wanted to tell me a story about.
Speaker 2: A child of yours who's a year old Charlie who
Speaker 2: stitched you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you you know, you've got a five and
Speaker 3: a half year on They get a sense a few
Speaker 3: and they it's the best for me. Yeah, as a comedian,
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, dude, the rules because he my kids.
Speaker 3: I've for the first one they never heard me, Charlie
Speaker 3: never heard me swear. And then I've given that up.
Speaker 3: You were saying, sorry, guys, I get paid to swear. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So the dad fucking clocked it. They've come to see
Speaker 3: me doing gigs and they're like, dad, you said so
Speaker 3: many job is to fucking sweat, right, don't sat it
Speaker 3: at school?
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 3: But he stitched me up. It's the most embarrassment I
Speaker 3: felt in years. This was maybe September or October last year.
Speaker 3: They'd been ship weather in Melbourne for ages and it
Speaker 3: was like the first nice It's like a twenty three
Speaker 3: degree day, sunny day off Sydney twenty three northern beaches,
Speaker 3: shut up paradise in Melbourne. A twenty three degree that's
Speaker 3: all we sleep through twenty three. Get my north face out.
Speaker 3: It's only twenty three. Hang on, I don't own a
Speaker 3: north face. Matt's the best guy in this relationship.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not knocking it. I'm a vested. I'd much
Speaker 2: rather wear a potato look like.
Speaker 3: I get around like Sea Berlin, dumb and dumber. I
Speaker 3: love like a burlap sack. Guy.
Speaker 2: You know what of vent? Like a north face? Vest
Speaker 2: I don't want to walk around in a sleeping bag
Speaker 2: with arms. You know what? You don't do it enough? Oh,
Speaker 2: not where you're from that I don't really he's not
Speaker 2: doing a full zip on a vent. Depends how much
Speaker 2: money you've got, you're how good you I make millions? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also, that's how good his rigg is. That he could
Speaker 3: zip it up like that. I choose not to zip
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 2: So good. He doesn't zip it up with his hands.
Speaker 2: She's like pretty zipper. We were.
Speaker 3: Down the main street of our suburb and it was
Speaker 3: just charge Max and I and my wife is at home.
Speaker 3: We're walking along and there's people everywhere. First nice days,
Speaker 3: so people are just out and about just for no reason.
Speaker 3: So the street's packed and Charlie runs off like ten
Speaker 3: or fifteen meters ahead. I'm like, buddy, what are you doing,
Speaker 3: Bud Bud. He just sort of takes off and then
Speaker 3: he turns around. There's people every round, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 3: you're Nick Cody. I've seen your start. Hey you're Nick Cody.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, you shut up. People turn around.
Speaker 2: He's like, Nick Cody, you're a radio comedian. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: shut up laughing.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, Nick Cady, and people are turning around
Speaker 3: just because it's a child screaming.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're fucking man, shut the fun Shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. I'm but I'm like shaking laughing, you know what.
Speaker 2: I was so proud. And I finally catch up to
Speaker 2: him and he's like, that was that any good? Dude?
Speaker 2: Take the rooms, take that one on the road. That rules.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's so funny. I love it when
Speaker 2: anyone anyway, you could do it to anyone with their job,
Speaker 2: it rules, and facked a six year old new Is
Speaker 2: that good? You're like, yeah, mate, new to like hay,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of dad embarrassing me. Here, I'm going to
Speaker 1: fucking I'm going to really get him here. He know
Speaker 1: it's a thing I don't like not noticed, like if
Speaker 1: you're with kids or whatever.
Speaker 2: I get a bit. You know, people are genuine Australians
Speaker 2: are fucking ground about it. But you get the old
Speaker 2: weirder and I get a bit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, because I am just getting around in
Speaker 3: I'm shorts, T shirt, fucking birkenstocks, occasionally a vest all
Speaker 3: year round.
Speaker 2: It's a sleepy bag and I just feel weird when
Speaker 2: people like.
Speaker 3: When people are like I do bah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: oh these you boys. And I don't put my kids online,
Speaker 3: So I get a bit. I don't put them on line.
Speaker 3: It's not for anny. I just want them to be
Speaker 3: in the sas, so I'm trying to keep their identity suppressed.
Speaker 3: That be super soldiers for a six year old to
Speaker 3: have the comedy intelligence to do that to their dad, who.
Speaker 2: Absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 1: So I can imagine Oscar like running up ahead and
Speaker 1: going there's that guy who.
Speaker 2: Was a silly fucking tow in his head.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 2: Do a lot of people know who you are in
Speaker 2: the in the area. Radio Melbourne's like billboards and ship around.
Speaker 2: There's a question for you, how many billboard.
Speaker 3: Do you know that you're on There was one point
Speaker 3: last year there was a lot of billboards, and it
Speaker 3: was not because my wife's friends and my friends very different.
Speaker 3: My wife's friends are like, hey, luch, congrats, I just
Speaker 3: saw Nick on a billboard. And my mates are like, hey, bro,
Speaker 3: your head's so fucking big. You're the first bloke they
Speaker 3: shrunk the head down to get.
Speaker 2: On a billboard, You fat head. Fuck you know what?
Speaker 2: I separate billboard? Yeah, bro, yours are spilling out over
Speaker 2: like a kid that can't color him between the line.
Speaker 2: To put an extra thing on top of your head? Yeah,
Speaker 2: have your kids picked up? Have they taken on the
Speaker 2: head the big head?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife's got a big head. I honestly think
Speaker 3: she's too good for me. I think you got to
Speaker 3: say one of the reasons that no, there's no one.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anyone that would meet her and me,
Speaker 3: and you go, dude, she's fucking matten. You could do
Speaker 3: way better when I do meet her.
Speaker 2: Thanks, man, you're doing it. Finally, what don't you think about.
Speaker 3: I lead the Washington General to play the globe trotters.
Speaker 3: Finally the Washington generals get one. But she she said,
Speaker 3: I honestly think a major part of the reason she's
Speaker 3: with me is in family photos. My head's so big
Speaker 3: that it makes her head normal. I think she's got
Speaker 3: a big head, but mine's so much bigger.
Speaker 2: But her with it. If she was with a dude
Speaker 2: with a little head.
Speaker 3: She is fucking ridiculous. So she's based her whole life
Speaker 3: how big your head is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say with anyone else.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm someone before. Even with the photo, I'm like,
Speaker 3: the photo shouldn't be from it. My head should be
Speaker 3: in the back. I should stand maybe thirty meters behind
Speaker 3: everyone else in a group shot, and then we all look.
Speaker 2: Like we're to get the probably bag. It's like the
Speaker 2: Chilean salt flat. So I gotta from a distance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's funny, like I've got a pin I've
Speaker 1: got a pin head. I'm five ten, Matt six one
Speaker 1: and a half fucking fit fine, you know it is
Speaker 1: so fun Like I love the guy to death so much,
Speaker 1: my best friend in the world, and it's like I've
Speaker 1: got to go places and stand next to it, and
Speaker 1: he looks great.
Speaker 2: I look like ship. I'm like, I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: do my thing. Over here, but he's just so genetically.
Speaker 3: That's as I get Cody in, I guess someone show
Speaker 3: I'm I'm about to be a glamour.
Speaker 2: I want to feel what Maddie feels. I want to
Speaker 2: feel it. I want to feel.
Speaker 1: But I've been been recording with his wife. It's great
Speaker 1: because it's way better look at her than he is
Speaker 1: looking cot that many little dig anyway, Okay, let's Matt.
Speaker 2: Matt, Jesus you miss him that much. That hurt but
Speaker 2: also a sick compliment. Yeah, I did go to the
Speaker 2: one and a half and stacked. We do this segment
Speaker 2: called parenting hack or fuck that. I forgot that this
Speaker 2: is a weekly episode and I'm just like, I'm going
Speaker 2: to interview and.
Speaker 1: It's about one of us shows you a video or
Speaker 1: vice versa of a parent doing something, whether it could
Speaker 1: be a hack or it's like fuck fuck that.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know I haven't seen this either, so this
Speaker 3: could be for both. If it's a parenting hack or
Speaker 3: fuck that. So I call the day's topsy turvy. So
Speaker 3: when I'm hungover and my wife's like, you're getting up
Speaker 3: with the boys, I'm like, boys, this is crazy. It's
Speaker 3: a topsy turvy day. Look at this, Dad's having a
Speaker 3: shower and it's cold. The whole world's topsy turvy and
Speaker 3: they feel the water.
Speaker 2: Now that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Standing in there, I'm like, I don't know what a
Speaker 3: wild day, Dad's having the big breakfast.
Speaker 2: The car doesn't work because I haven't had enough sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, car, and little maxim my three year old,
Speaker 3: you have enough sleep down, I'm like, sorry, mate, and
Speaker 3: stuff judging me. I won't start because my eyes are
Speaker 3: red and my skin has steam coming off it. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I got or the car will work and I'll be
Speaker 3: in the news.
Speaker 2: Do you want to see daddy in the news. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna down the main road. The other day, I got a.
Speaker 1: Letter in the mail that said your licenses have been
Speaker 1: suspended for not paying an overdue fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, And the next day I had both kids. Does
Speaker 2: that mean you had no points left anyway? Or no?
Speaker 2: It was just I didn't even get I don't even remember. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember much. Let's be honest. I had both kids.
Speaker 1: This is the blackout day at the shops, and I
Speaker 1: paid the fine, not for thinking I'll be able to
Speaker 1: drive again the next day. But then the kids like,
Speaker 1: where were you going, and I was like trying to
Speaker 1: explain to them that daddy's not allowed to drive.
Speaker 2: Was very embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, Daddy's not allowed to drive why because Daddy
Speaker 1: puked in a bus zone.
Speaker 2: Daddy didn't pay the fine. So it was a bit
Speaker 2: like it's actually such a sad reason not to be
Speaker 2: able to drive either. So I guess what kids? Yeah,
Speaker 2: back to bed? Yeah, all right, so this is a
Speaker 2: hack or fuck that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to show you us both this because
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it things I wish I knew as
Speaker 1: a first time.
Speaker 2: Mum the fuck? What the fuck? Who's this? Mum? Guyver? Mom? Guy?
Speaker 2: Has she done this? It's going to explode afterwards.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not good, toure way to turn your kid
Speaker 3: into bane lady. The nappy feels this is what she's done.
Speaker 3: She's replaced the mask in a face mask with a dummy,
Speaker 3: so the dumb the straps are over the years, but
Speaker 3: the dough is stuck in so they can't get it off.
Speaker 3: They cannot get it off that sa. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: it's essentially like waterboarding your child. Yeah, I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: fuck that as well. That it's like grabbing the back
Speaker 3: of a child's head and being like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to think the kid doesn't want
Speaker 2: the dummy. Yeah you know. Do you know what when
Speaker 2: that kid's like twelve and they're like, oh, why does
Speaker 2: he still have the dummy? Yeah, we know what. It's
Speaker 2: strapped to its head. Anyway, I got nick.
Speaker 1: Before we finish up this chaotic episode that is two Dads,
Speaker 1: we have a listener question for you.
Speaker 2: It's not specific to you, but it's specific to a parent,
Speaker 2: and you so happen to be a parent. I'm listening,
Speaker 2: you're listening.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's from Taylor. Hello Taylor, thank you for writing
Speaker 1: in what's the silliest tantrum your little one has thrown?
Speaker 1: And I'll just give you their example. Yeah, this morning,
Speaker 1: my two year old demanded I take his feet off.
Speaker 2: Like they were shoes.
Speaker 1: You me trying to explain why that's possible without laughing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is the silliest tantrum that you're.
Speaker 2: I remember my eldest Charlie, when he was about two.
Speaker 3: He had a very specific breakfast you know, when kids start,
Speaker 3: you know, decision now, no milk, but honey, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: but that's.
Speaker 2: Like now they're just like oats toast. Yeah, whatever you do,
Speaker 2: do it. They don't really care. But at one point
Speaker 2: he was like.
Speaker 3: Oats, a certain amount of frozen raspberries, a certain amount
Speaker 3: of frozen blueberry.
Speaker 2: But he would have three different spoons in the bowl,
Speaker 2: a spoon for every berry. Yeah, he would just have
Speaker 2: different spoons for different things in this bowl. And if
Speaker 2: you ever try to take it, was a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 3: And I just found it so funny. It's like where
Speaker 3: all the spoons? Dude, we used to rent before we
Speaker 3: bought our house. We're renting this joint. It had a
Speaker 3: shit dishwasher, so you'd go through cutlery quickly and you'd
Speaker 3: open the drunk. We're the fucking where are the spoons?
Speaker 3: And you look over at a kid with eight spoons.
Speaker 2: So they're limited even get started.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly think it's like I said before, with
Speaker 3: him stitching me up down the street, I think it
Speaker 3: maybe it was his first I'm just going to see
Speaker 3: how many fucking big spoons I can put in here
Speaker 3: before they yell at me for being ridiculous because I'm more,
Speaker 3: but more spoon says on the floor with so many
Speaker 3: spoons in a bowl and if you took one off
Speaker 3: or said that's too many just to melt down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now when you're tired, you're annoyed by it. But it's like,
Speaker 3: that's pretty funny. It's pretty funny now, But taking off
Speaker 3: the feet is oh yeah, yeah, trying to like something
Speaker 3: that's physically impossible. I've got a similar spoon one where
Speaker 3: Macy has like this pink spoon at home where no
Speaker 3: matter what she's eating, she has to have this pink spoon.
Speaker 2: But then if I like whack a spoon in there,
Speaker 2: it's like chaos. But like it like that's plausible.
Speaker 1: Trying to take feet, It's like I think like maybe
Speaker 1: our parents would have been like, okay, let me just
Speaker 1: get the machete out.
Speaker 2: And threatened him with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think our parents didn't maybe didn't listen or
Speaker 3: just smacking and smoke inside, just do different stuff.
Speaker 2: My parents used to threaten me with methylated spirits.
Speaker 3: Oh swear that was my grandparents any ailment, like proper
Speaker 3: chased me around with some methylated spirits.
Speaker 2: Anyway, the biggest tantrum my kid has had, I don't recall.
Speaker 2: It's generally food related. I heard that's there.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of times, it's the first agency they have.
Speaker 3: They get to make a choice, they get to you know,
Speaker 3: they've got control over nothing else.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but that's why they crack it.
Speaker 3: They're like I get to say no to that or
Speaker 3: yes to this, and then they're just trying to figure
Speaker 3: out the other day about So, my youngest Macy, she's
Speaker 3: just starting to get really cheeky and she says noah
Speaker 3: lot yeah.
Speaker 1: She's like, that's like her main thing. It's her copings
Speaker 1: no no. But I've started instead of going from like
Speaker 1: hey Macy do this, to like, hey Macy do like
Speaker 1: getting more and more, I've started to just go straight
Speaker 1: to the startle stage where she can't see me.
Speaker 2: I'm like.
Speaker 3: She's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, you had enough digs at me.
Speaker 2: I'm having a couple of dicks.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she'll melt down and then she'll that's usually
Speaker 1: the biggest meltdown is I've started her and she's slipped over.
Speaker 2: In the hallway. Great, like she's so funny.
Speaker 3: My neighbor in the old place, I think my son
Speaker 3: was maybe four and he went to hit his brother.
Speaker 3: We've got two boys, so it's how I describe two
Speaker 3: boys is they they live most of their life like
Speaker 3: their WWE wrestlers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yet they don't know that exists, not yet.
Speaker 2: Imagine when they find out. So everything happening and they're
Speaker 2: flipping and like You'll be laying on the floor.
Speaker 3: It's like Dad, and it's like a fucking frog splash,
Speaker 3: like a short Michael's frog splash.
Speaker 2: Max is doing a super Yeah can't you smell? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What the rock well they've got They've got They've got
Speaker 3: a massive costume box. So it's all like eighties wrestlers.
Speaker 3: They just look like eighties wrestlers walking around slapping each
Speaker 3: other ship whoa you know, but they've they've never seen it.
Speaker 2: But when Charlie was for Max was too.
Speaker 3: I think Charlie went to hit him with something and
Speaker 3: I just catch it out of the corner of my eye,
Speaker 3: And I think.
Speaker 2: There's two comments.
Speaker 3: I've made under videos of yours that have more likes
Speaker 3: than anything I've ever was about. It was like you
Speaker 3: picking a kid up from daycare, and it was about
Speaker 3: your boy saying like what did he have for I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, every time I bring your home, it's
Speaker 3: like what do you have for lunch? I don't know
Speaker 3: I just said, I don't know. I wasn't there lunch.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. And one was about it
Speaker 3: was like do you yell? I was talking about yelling
Speaker 3: at kids, and I said, as soon as someone can
Speaker 3: show me something that stops a four year old hitting
Speaker 3: a two year old in point zero zero two seconds better.
Speaker 2: Than yelling, I'm aby to hear it. But like this
Speaker 2: is like a it's just a freezing.
Speaker 3: But once he went to hit his brother, like yelled,
Speaker 3: my phone goes off and I look and it's a
Speaker 3: text and it was my next door ay, and he said,
Speaker 3: my wife just jumped in the kitchen. It was like
Speaker 3: a sonic boom through balls. I scared multiple households.
Speaker 2: You've got you've got the neighbors concerned.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, my parents, the neighbors used
Speaker 1: to call the cops or my parents all the time
Speaker 1: because they thought they were they thought my parents were
Speaker 1: abusing me.
Speaker 2: But I was just a hell screamer.
Speaker 3: Oh really, like full disclosed, my parents are not abusing.
Speaker 3: But oh no, I haven't met them. And I know
Speaker 3: you're the liability.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm the problem. It's not it's not without
Speaker 2: having no knowledge of them. I've taken their side. Oh,
Speaker 2: I get it, and you're also taking the neighbor's side.
Speaker 2: I got the cops. I'm taking them.
Speaker 3: We were in Balley recently and Macy we were sharing
Speaker 3: a big it was three villas attached, so I was like,
Speaker 3: you could thankfully escape the other families.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Macy was standing in a cot
Speaker 2: and I was like, what down, like like a referee.
Speaker 1: And then the next morning I had my I saw
Speaker 1: my mate and he was like, my whole family down
Speaker 1: when we heard that three houses.
Speaker 2: I reckon. Some people in the adjoining hotel rooms have
Speaker 2: just gone a bit early. You know what.
Speaker 3: It's five to yeah, down to the hotel freaks. Next
Speaker 3: to stop having sex and now there is leap.
Speaker 2: It's probably a good time. That is a good time.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good time to wrap this up. Nick,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for jumping on. It's always a
Speaker 3: pleasure for making me the second repeat guest. That's not family,
Speaker 3: it's a it's a long title, but I'll take it.
Speaker 1: You are now the official third doting data this cast.
Speaker 1: It must make you feel really good. Yes, just quickly,
Speaker 1: what's the update on the third child? Try and yeah,
Speaker 1: congratulations you know where it goes, belly button, bum, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Just to have a go, honestly, if it's dark, shut
Speaker 2: your eyes and see what happened. It's hold me, I
Speaker 2: don't make it. How's this min You just do the
Speaker 2: prep work, Just do the lead up. Yeah, I've handed
Speaker 2: off the baton. Yeah, it's all yours now. Now you
Speaker 2: do what you want with the small soft baton. I've
Speaker 2: handed it over. You do what you will. It's all
Speaker 2: up to you now, babe. If you've enjoyed this episode,
Speaker 2: please leave us a review, leave us a little comment.
Speaker 2: Message neck. If you've got any real gripes to do
Speaker 2: with that, join us on social media, which we've got.
Speaker 3: Actually, message Maddie because I wouldn't be here if he
Speaker 3: wasn't in the jungle, So it's.
Speaker 2: Actually his fault. Yeah, unless it's praised, then send it
Speaker 2: directly to me. Yeah that.
Speaker 5: Send it also sensitive. Send it to that hot piece
Speaker 5: of shit. Eat a car, you fucking a handsome dog,
Speaker 5: Eat a carp all right, it's good.
Speaker 2: Have you heard a potato? It's a vegetable. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to work out all the time. He's like twice
Speaker 2: a week for how long eight hours.
Speaker 3: Join us on social media too, doating Dad's Instagram, TikTok
Speaker 3: and of course Facebook.
Speaker 2: Two dating dads. We will be happy to accept your.
Speaker 3: Friendship on there anyway. Thank you so much, Nick, I
Speaker 3: appreciate you being here, appreciate you having me mate.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Bye guys,