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Speaker 1: I am concerned with by the end of the weekend,

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Speaker 1: how much Jeers is going to be in this hotel.

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Speaker 2: Coming he goes this an ancient cave. They took the nearest.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name is Ash.

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Speaker 1: I'm not Mattie Jay. I might sound like him. I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely more handsome.

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Speaker 2: But we also have Nick Cody.

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Speaker 1: Nick Cody is also a dad, believe it or not.

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Speaker 1: For two doting dads, and this is a podcast all

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Speaker 1: about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 1: And we are joined on a weekly episode with the guest,

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Speaker 1: which is very the first time but the second time

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Speaker 1: we've had Nick on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: This is the first time we've had a guest twice

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Speaker 2: other than like wives. Oh, I'm the first second outside

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Speaker 2: a family have sex. Later, I knew there was a catch.

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Speaker 2: I knew there was a hot catch.

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Speaker 3: I am matt and I would have gotten away with it.

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Speaker 2: Kids. He will. Let's just say that he's commuting back.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, twice on the podcast is an honor, I

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Speaker 1: would say, and not for you, for us.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Nick.

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Speaker 1: One thing I want to talk to you about. It

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Speaker 1: is the first week of school for us. You've got

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Speaker 3: Prep now, I've got a grade one now grade one, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Old kinder Yeah me too, yeah, Oscar.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday was his first day at big school as we're

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Speaker 1: calling it, which is kinder Prep for Melbourne, South Australia.

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Speaker 2: Same and he.

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Speaker 3: Did really well. Oh he was good after it. So

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Speaker 3: he went with like he's got three mates, the brat pack,

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Speaker 3: It's two and two, so there's like four of them.

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Speaker 3: He was great going in. He was like see April Crichter,

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Speaker 3: eyes out as per usual as you would expect.

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Speaker 2: Of course, they're on like reduced hours for the first week.

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Speaker 1: So we all went yesterday to collect him from his

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Speaker 1: first day of school and it's so weird, like you

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Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck, this is so strange. And he's

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Speaker 1: going to the same primary school that I went to.

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Speaker 2: Really so it's like, oh wow, yeah, I've got teachers

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Speaker 2: coming as to me and was like you're back, and

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Speaker 1: But he yesterday April went and picked him up and

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Speaker 1: he was so excited that he grabbed his bag without

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Speaker 2: Cartoonish ruined the whole day. Apparently he was gutted.

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Speaker 3: So he's now called empty bags.

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Speaker 2: He's already been bully. And then you will find out

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Speaker 3: I remember last year when my kid was in prep

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Speaker 2: Figure it out your first year of the fucking big school. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Grade four kid got up and I've got to go

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Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna call this kid a

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Speaker 3: What is happening. I'm like, they were so supported. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: this is beautiful and sweet. But all I could think

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Speaker 3: We're still best mates from prep Tommy, he played saxophone.

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Speaker 3: He was in the local paper in Werribee, the western

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Speaker 3: Simpson bang out and like it's just roasting immediately bleeding.

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Speaker 3: It's the equivalent now, I reckon.

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Speaker 1: They could be like, hey, we've got a performance at

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Speaker 2: It's actually a live debate, really like yeah.

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Speaker 4: Back in the door would be like, know's I remember

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Speaker 3: They were making all this money, had a great job, wife, cars,

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Speaker 2: And the kids in my class were.

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Speaker 3: Like, tell us the fucking six stories, dude, go back

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna get saxophone out? But then he's fine,

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Speaker 2: No one's got to bully stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone even remembers he went to school

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Speaker 2: Like I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put a lot of pressure on him because

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Speaker 3: To get him with a little sign holding up a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that was pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: I think like my wife went into full mum zilly

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Speaker 2: Him walk down the stairs with his bag on zip.

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Speaker 2: She wanted she wanted heads. She was like, I want

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Speaker 1: I was like, the more you project that, the more

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Speaker 2: And they do that, They're like, why is mom upset?

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Speaker 1: And so we had Luke who's like a Teacher to

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Speaker 2: You gotta be staunched. Yeah, your mum's crying saying goodbye.

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Speaker 2: Am I? They think, am I never going to see

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Speaker 3: And imagine like an Army general local. It's like, we

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Speaker 2: They need know they need the Army tea and tissues.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll get together afterwards and were no, I can

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Speaker 2: But yeah, it was a big day he crashed out.

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Speaker 3: That's why I was so excited because these holidays was

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Speaker 3: our first big because he was going to daycare of

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Speaker 3: He wants to snack straight away. He just walks out, like, so,

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Speaker 2: His school keeps the playground open until sundown? Like you yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: They leave the whole thing open. You used to do that?

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Speaker 2: Do it anymore? Oh? Really? No? So like he's going

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Speaker 2: Oscar's going to the same school I went to.

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Speaker 1: And when I was a kid, I had a mate

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Speaker 2: There, we go to gate the stairs, we play the basketball.

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Speaker 2: You've shut it down?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't tell gets out in

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Speaker 2: Dad sucked it. So now there's big fences.

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Speaker 1: I attracted too many prinators, but it's yeah, like now

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Speaker 1: you can't even go. I feel like your kids are

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Speaker 3: When I see I had the reverse because my primary

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Speaker 3: Glendevon Primary School. It was the glen Devon. Yeah, second

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Speaker 3: worst primary school in the state of Victoria, according to

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Speaker 3: the Herald Son. One year, the fees were like forty

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Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, that's like us here.

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Speaker 3: But the principal lost forty grand of the school's money.

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Speaker 3: So you can imagine howe whoa she ladies?

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Speaker 2: Then what do they do? Dare I missed gender?

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Speaker 3: The principle ladies can be principals And she lost it

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Speaker 2: Not even I was expecting you to be like, yep,

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Speaker 2: she lost it on strippers. Yeah, it's just like sorry, sorry, kids,

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Speaker 2: no camp this year. Queen of the Nile. Yeah, the

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Speaker 2: Queen of the Nile. I was looking for the girl.

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Speaker 2: Guys like, well, well anyway, we yeah, it's day two.

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Speaker 2: I haven't because I'm here with you. I haven't found out.

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Speaker 1: But that time over school, it's a long time for

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Speaker 2: It's like eight weeks or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And it's the first time that I've had to do

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Speaker 2: Through summer and stuff like that.

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Speaker 3: But you little one hate did she have to go

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Speaker 3: when your eldest didn't have to go anywhere, because my youngest.

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Speaker 2: Went that trictum. Yeah. Well, some days we're.

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Speaker 3: Like, you've got to go to kinder and he broke down.

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Speaker 3: He loves kinder, he loves three year old kinder. But

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Speaker 3: he was upset that his older brother wasn't doing anything,

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Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, we always lie.

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Speaker 1: We always harp on like he's doing boring stuff, and

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Speaker 1: And like I wanted to ask you because we do

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Speaker 2: Let's just go to the shops down the shop as

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Speaker 1: There's no levels, yeah, plasas like I've got levels in

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Speaker 2: Like I've got one. I got one.

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Speaker 1: It's all ground, it's all ground. But I was like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: what am I going to do with these kids here?

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Speaker 1: And thankfully I got hit got there and we were

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Speaker 2: Sick.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been in and this is my question

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Speaker 1: to you, have you ever been in a shopping center

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Speaker 1: and the panel's gone out?

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Speaker 2: No, it's a mix.

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Speaker 1: It's a bunch of mixed emotions because people all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, first off, for me, theft ransack, Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: can we get?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And that that that's not I was walking down it

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Speaker 3: Squid game, but it's no light on light. It's like

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Speaker 3: so much hit can I put in my pockets? And

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Speaker 3: About twenty years ago, to be a good dad, you

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Speaker 3: Just now I know they're a big deal because I

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Speaker 2: Not anything wrong with that. Yeah, well it's twenty twenty.

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Speaker 3: to totally yeah yeah. And I think to parents out

443
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,639
Speaker 3: there then have already had the first birthday and it

444
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 3: was a big one. I think the least important birthday

445
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 3: is the second birthday.

446
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 2: It's useless. Such a useless birthday. No it gives a ship.

447
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 2: No kid doesn't know what a birthday is. No one

448
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,399
Speaker 2: gives a fuck that they're too well. That was a

449
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 2: long joke of ours here that I never threw my

450
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 2: kids a birthday. It was one of the first clips

451
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 2: I saw of the pod was you would turn up

452
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 2: to parks and just put my kid in. I love

453
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 2: it a hold real quick.

454
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 3: My kids are My kids have rides scabs, so you know,

455
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 3: like if you're at the shops and there's like a

456
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 3: pepper pig, oh yeah jump oh they see one kid

457
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,160
Speaker 3: on and they're like that there's sucking two free.

458
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 2: One of these. They're on my papers. I paid for

459
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 2: my kid and two other kids, and then I looked

460
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 2: over the parents and I was like, you sweet. It

461
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 2: transferred me there on tap come on. But I think

462
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 2: you'd appreciate this. My eldest son, Charlie, his first birthday

463
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: was at my wife's cousin's bar.

464
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 3: Suburb called Footscray in Melbourne. It was at a bar

465
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 3: at the first birthday. The bar tab ended up being

466
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 3: twenty eight hundred bucks. Had a first birthday, every kid

467
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 3: getting people, but it was fucking loose.

468
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: It's not for them, it's for you.

469
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 3: It's you said, it's a celebration of getting through the year.

470
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 3: And I think that's a really good way to put it,

471
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 3: and that is the perfect outcome.

472
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was a wild day. But you know,

473
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 2: you have those times as a parent where you like.

474
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 3: One of these every so often is fine, But if

475
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 3: you were living like this every day, it's like the

476
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 3: blokes that don't get up. You're doing that every day,

477
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 3: you're terrible. It was about seven o'clock at night, so

478
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 3: jealous of I know, how do they do it? There's

479
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 3: no way I'm pulling that off. That must be good

480
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 3: to being. You get infinite sleeping like the It was

481
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 3: seven o'clock at night, So that my son's first birthday

482
00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 3: starts at one or whatever, seven eight o'clock at night.

483
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 3: My wife finds me out in the beer garden of

484
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: this bar with till my mates and I've got a siggy.

485
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,800
Speaker 2: I've drunk d whatever. I drunk. I don't think I've

486
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 2: ever seen you like I've had a night out with it.

487
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 2: I don't think you even started smoking.

488
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,920
Speaker 3: Then had a drunk dart and I said, oh, good, gortious.

489
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 3: Where's Charlie. She said he went home three hours ago. My,

490
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 3: oh god, pie's the Beth.

491
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 2: It is good. I think that's good. Good. Yeah, you

492
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta let loose. It's not about that. It's

493
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 2: her parents stepped up and went, you take him out?

494
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: And he was a shit sleeper. I love you, Charlie.

495
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 2: Have you ever watched this?

496
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 3: He did not sleep so end of twenty He was

497
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 3: born September twenty eighteen. He and then in November twenty eighteen,

498
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,879
Speaker 3: I got off at a breakfast radio job in b

499
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 3: so For years beforehand, I was just touring stand up

500
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 3: comic nights nights, nights, nights, nights.

501
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,959
Speaker 2: And then my wife said, hey, we've got a little one.

502
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have to tour as much.

503
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 3: But I was going up to Brisbane sort of a

504
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 3: week a month for the rest of the time I

505
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 3: was down the line. But I went from like just

506
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 3: working nights, having the best nights ever all the time,

507
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 3: to getting up at three point fifty in the morning

508
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 3: and a kid that was waking up every hour on

509
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 3: the hour. So the first birthday, I was like, whatever, Champion,

510
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 3: I don't care where you go. I'm sending it. We've

511
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,119
Speaker 3: had our ship first year victim immediately. Yeah, and I

512
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 3: assume you're but you didn't scap a first birthday, surely not.

513
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't have any. Wow, And it's weird.

514
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 3: My my six year old is very similar to my wife,

515
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 3: No sweet tooth, one of those one of those people like.

516
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: He loves olives and homas. What is Greek? My wife

517
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 2: went to Greece for two weeks with her mum and

518
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,199
Speaker 2: sisters and.

519
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 3: Came back with age. Well, yeah, you look at him.

520
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: You wouldn't think that. It looks exactly like her.

521
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 2: Mate sinking you there. I fell on the matches.

522
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I fell on the match and in

523
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 3: the big unsmoke and DUTs with the boys.

524
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 2: My dad, widow, my wife.

525
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: Brought back huge one kilo vacuum sealed bags of olives

526
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 3: from Greece and my son's like this rules.

527
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: He's just sitting there eating olives like loves it. So

528
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 2: even his birthdays.

529
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 3: Now, everyone else in his life wants cake, but he doesn't.

530
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 3: So yeah he wants olives, he wants he wants camembert. Yeah,

531
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: he wants My wife's like a wine party, charcuterie board. Yeah,

532
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 3: I love salami. Yeah, yes, that's everyone else is eating cake.

533
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 3: And yeah he's always got like a little he'll have

534
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 3: like a little carrot cake muffin or something. He's definitely

535
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 3: not getting diabetes. Is my three was going to get

536
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 3: a complete opposite of diabetes. Sugar three year old Max

537
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 3: is me, You're just where's Max? And you'll just here

538
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 3: laughing and you look under the bed and he's found

539
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: chocolates from Halloween and he's just.

540
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 2: Shoving them in. I want to yell at you, but

541
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: I want to eat chocolate.

542
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 3: Under both under the necessarily. Yeah he's he's me unfortunately, Yeah.

543
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: Both Abel and I have I look my kids. They

544
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 1: take a Vita gummy every morning. Will we call it

545
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: a lolly?

546
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Kicks them off.

547
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 3: Max wants to eat it because he thinks they're lollies. Yeah,

548
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 3: it's just a vitamin.

549
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 1: I've got oscar trying to shelfies the last time you

550
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: wanted to tell me a story about.

551
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: A child of yours who's a year old Charlie who

552
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: stitched you up.

553
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you you know, you've got a five and

554
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 3: a half year on They get a sense a few

555
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 3: and they it's the best for me. Yeah, as a comedian,

556
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, dude, the rules because he my kids.

557
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 3: I've for the first one they never heard me, Charlie

558
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: never heard me swear. And then I've given that up.

559
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: You were saying, sorry, guys, I get paid to swear. Yeah,

560
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,160
Speaker 3: So the dad fucking clocked it. They've come to see

561
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 3: me doing gigs and they're like, dad, you said so

562
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 3: many job is to fucking sweat, right, don't sat it

563
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 3: at school?

564
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: Don't.

565
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: But he stitched me up. It's the most embarrassment I

566
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 3: felt in years. This was maybe September or October last year.

567
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 3: They'd been ship weather in Melbourne for ages and it

568
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 3: was like the first nice It's like a twenty three

569
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 3: degree day, sunny day off Sydney twenty three northern beaches,

570
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 3: shut up paradise in Melbourne. A twenty three degree that's

571
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 3: all we sleep through twenty three. Get my north face out.

572
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 3: It's only twenty three. Hang on, I don't own a

573
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 3: north face. Matt's the best guy in this relationship.

574
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not knocking it. I'm a vested. I'd much

575
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: rather wear a potato look like.

576
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 3: I get around like Sea Berlin, dumb and dumber. I

577
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 3: love like a burlap sack. Guy.

578
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: You know what of vent? Like a north face? Vest

579
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 2: I don't want to walk around in a sleeping bag

580
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: with arms. You know what? You don't do it enough? Oh,

581
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: not where you're from that I don't really he's not

582
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 2: doing a full zip on a vent. Depends how much

583
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: money you've got, you're how good you I make millions? Yeah?

584
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 3: Also, that's how good his rigg is. That he could

585
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: zip it up like that. I choose not to zip

586
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 3: it up.

587
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 2: So good. He doesn't zip it up with his hands.

588
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: She's like pretty zipper. We were.

589
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 3: Down the main street of our suburb and it was

590
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: just charge Max and I and my wife is at home.

591
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 3: We're walking along and there's people everywhere. First nice days,

592
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: so people are just out and about just for no reason.

593
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: So the street's packed and Charlie runs off like ten

594
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: or fifteen meters ahead. I'm like, buddy, what are you doing,

595
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 3: Bud Bud. He just sort of takes off and then

596
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 3: he turns around. There's people every round, and he's like, hey,

597
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 3: you're Nick Cody. I've seen your start. Hey you're Nick Cody.

598
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 3: And I'm like, dude, you shut up. People turn around.

599
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: He's like, Nick Cody, you're a radio comedian. I'm like, dude,

600
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 2: shut up laughing.

601
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, Nick Cady, and people are turning around

602
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 3: just because it's a child screaming.

603
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're fucking man, shut the fun Shut the

604
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 2: fuck up. I'm but I'm like shaking laughing, you know what.

605
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 2: I was so proud. And I finally catch up to

606
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 2: him and he's like, that was that any good? Dude?

607
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 2: Take the rooms, take that one on the road. That rules.

608
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 2: I was like, that's so funny. I love it when

609
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 2: anyone anyway, you could do it to anyone with their job,

610
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: it rules, and facked a six year old new Is

611
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 2: that good? You're like, yeah, mate, new to like hay,

612
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: you know.

613
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm sick of dad embarrassing me. Here, I'm going to

614
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: fucking I'm going to really get him here. He know

615
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: it's a thing I don't like not noticed, like if

616
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: you're with kids or whatever.

617
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: I get a bit. You know, people are genuine Australians

618
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 2: are fucking ground about it. But you get the old

619
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 2: weirder and I get a bit.

620
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, because I am just getting around in

621
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 3: I'm shorts, T shirt, fucking birkenstocks, occasionally a vest all

622
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 3: year round.

623
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 2: It's a sleepy bag and I just feel weird when

624
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: people like.

625
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 3: When people are like I do bah blah blah blah blah,

626
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: oh these you boys. And I don't put my kids online,

627
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 3: So I get a bit. I don't put them on line.

628
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 3: It's not for anny. I just want them to be

629
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 3: in the sas, so I'm trying to keep their identity suppressed.

630
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 3: That be super soldiers for a six year old to

631
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: have the comedy intelligence to do that to their dad, who.

632
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 2: Absolutely brilliant.

633
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: So I can imagine Oscar like running up ahead and

634
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 1: going there's that guy who.

635
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: Was a silly fucking tow in his head.

636
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: There he is.

637
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Do a lot of people know who you are in

638
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 2: the in the area. Radio Melbourne's like billboards and ship around.

639
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 2: There's a question for you, how many billboard.

640
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 3: Do you know that you're on There was one point

641
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 3: last year there was a lot of billboards, and it

642
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 3: was not because my wife's friends and my friends very different.

643
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 3: My wife's friends are like, hey, luch, congrats, I just

644
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 3: saw Nick on a billboard. And my mates are like, hey, bro,

645
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: your head's so fucking big. You're the first bloke they

646
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 3: shrunk the head down to get.

647
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 2: On a billboard, You fat head. Fuck you know what?

648
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 2: I separate billboard? Yeah, bro, yours are spilling out over

649
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: like a kid that can't color him between the line.

650
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 2: To put an extra thing on top of your head? Yeah,

651
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 2: have your kids picked up? Have they taken on the

652
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: head the big head?

653
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife's got a big head. I honestly think

654
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 3: she's too good for me. I think you got to

655
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 3: say one of the reasons that no, there's no one.

656
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: I don't think there's anyone that would meet her and me,

657
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 3: and you go, dude, she's fucking matten. You could do

658
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 3: way better when I do meet her.

659
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 2: Thanks, man, you're doing it. Finally, what don't you think about.

660
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: I lead the Washington General to play the globe trotters.

661
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 3: Finally the Washington generals get one. But she she said,

662
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: I honestly think a major part of the reason she's

663
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 3: with me is in family photos. My head's so big

664
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 3: that it makes her head normal. I think she's got

665
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: a big head, but mine's so much bigger.

666
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: But her with it. If she was with a dude

667
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 2: with a little head.

668
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 3: She is fucking ridiculous. So she's based her whole life

669
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 3: how big your head is.

670
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say with anyone else.

671
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 3: Well, I'm someone before. Even with the photo, I'm like,

672
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 3: the photo shouldn't be from it. My head should be

673
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 3: in the back. I should stand maybe thirty meters behind

674
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 3: everyone else in a group shot, and then we all look.

675
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 2: Like we're to get the probably bag. It's like the

676
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 2: Chilean salt flat. So I gotta from a distance.

677
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's funny, like I've got a pin I've

678
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: got a pin head. I'm five ten, Matt six one

679
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: and a half fucking fit fine, you know it is

680
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: so fun Like I love the guy to death so much,

681
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,399
Speaker 1: my best friend in the world, and it's like I've

682
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: got to go places and stand next to it, and

683
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: he looks great.

684
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 2: I look like ship. I'm like, I'm just trying to

685
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,720
Speaker 2: do my thing. Over here, but he's just so genetically.

686
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 3: That's as I get Cody in, I guess someone show

687
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 3: I'm I'm about to be a glamour.

688
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 2: I want to feel what Maddie feels. I want to

689
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: feel it. I want to feel.

690
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Speaker 1: But I've been been recording with his wife. It's great

691
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: because it's way better look at her than he is

692
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: looking cot that many little dig anyway, Okay, let's Matt.

693
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Speaker 2: Matt, Jesus you miss him that much. That hurt but

694
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 2: also a sick compliment. Yeah, I did go to the

695
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 2: one and a half and stacked. We do this segment

696
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 2: called parenting hack or fuck that. I forgot that this

697
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: is a weekly episode and I'm just like, I'm going

698
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 2: to interview and.

699
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: It's about one of us shows you a video or

700
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,439
Speaker 1: vice versa of a parent doing something, whether it could

701
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: be a hack or it's like fuck fuck that.

702
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 3: Okay, you know I haven't seen this either, so this

703
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 3: could be for both. If it's a parenting hack or

704
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: fuck that. So I call the day's topsy turvy. So

705
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 3: when I'm hungover and my wife's like, you're getting up

706
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 3: with the boys, I'm like, boys, this is crazy. It's

707
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 3: a topsy turvy day. Look at this, Dad's having a

708
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: shower and it's cold. The whole world's topsy turvy and

709
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 3: they feel the water.

710
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 2: Now that's crazy.

711
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 3: Standing in there, I'm like, I don't know what a

712
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 3: wild day, Dad's having the big breakfast.

713
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 2: The car doesn't work because I haven't had enough sleep.

714
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, car, and little maxim my three year old,

715
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 3: you have enough sleep down, I'm like, sorry, mate, and

716
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 3: stuff judging me. I won't start because my eyes are

717
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 3: red and my skin has steam coming off it. Sorry,

718
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: I got or the car will work and I'll be

719
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 3: in the news.

720
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Speaker 2: Do you want to see daddy in the news. I'm

721
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: gonna down the main road. The other day, I got a.

722
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: Letter in the mail that said your licenses have been

723
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 1: suspended for not paying an overdue fine.

724
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: Okay, And the next day I had both kids. Does

725
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 2: that mean you had no points left anyway? Or no?

726
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: It was just I didn't even get I don't even remember. Yeah,

727
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 2: I don't remember much. Let's be honest. I had both kids.

728
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: This is the blackout day at the shops, and I

729
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: paid the fine, not for thinking I'll be able to

730
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: drive again the next day. But then the kids like,

731
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: where were you going, and I was like trying to

732
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: explain to them that daddy's not allowed to drive.

733
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 2: Was very embarrassing.

734
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, Daddy's not allowed to drive why because Daddy

735
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: puked in a bus zone.

736
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: Daddy didn't pay the fine. So it was a bit

737
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 2: like it's actually such a sad reason not to be

738
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: able to drive either. So I guess what kids? Yeah,

739
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,800
Speaker 2: back to bed? Yeah, all right, so this is a

740
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: hack or fuck that?

741
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to show you us both this because

742
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it things I wish I knew as

743
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: a first time.

744
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 2: Mum the fuck? What the fuck? Who's this? Mum? Guyver? Mom? Guy?

745
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: Has she done this? It's going to explode afterwards.

746
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 3: Oh that's not good, toure way to turn your kid

747
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 3: into bane lady. The nappy feels this is what she's done.

748
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 3: She's replaced the mask in a face mask with a dummy,

749
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 3: so the dumb the straps are over the years, but

750
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 3: the dough is stuck in so they can't get it off.

751
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 3: They cannot get it off that sa. Yeah, it's like

752
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,399
Speaker 3: it's essentially like waterboarding your child. Yeah, I'm gonna say

753
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 3: fuck that as well. That it's like grabbing the back

754
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: of a child's head and being like.

755
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to think the kid doesn't want

756
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: the dummy. Yeah you know. Do you know what when

757
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 2: that kid's like twelve and they're like, oh, why does

758
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: he still have the dummy? Yeah, we know what. It's

759
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 2: strapped to its head. Anyway, I got nick.

760
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Speaker 1: Before we finish up this chaotic episode that is two Dads,

761
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: we have a listener question for you.

762
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 2: It's not specific to you, but it's specific to a parent,

763
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Speaker 2: and you so happen to be a parent. I'm listening,

764
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Speaker 2: you're listening.

765
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Speaker 1: Okay, it's from Taylor. Hello Taylor, thank you for writing

766
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Speaker 1: in what's the silliest tantrum your little one has thrown?

767
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: And I'll just give you their example. Yeah, this morning,

768
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: my two year old demanded I take his feet off.

769
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 2: Like they were shoes.

770
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: You me trying to explain why that's possible without laughing. Yeah,

771
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 1: what is the silliest tantrum that you're.

772
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Speaker 2: I remember my eldest Charlie, when he was about two.

773
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 3: He had a very specific breakfast you know, when kids start,

774
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 3: you know, decision now, no milk, but honey, yeah, you know,

775
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 3: but that's.

776
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,279
Speaker 2: Like now they're just like oats toast. Yeah, whatever you do,

777
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 2: do it. They don't really care. But at one point

778
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: he was like.

779
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:52,240
Speaker 3: Oats, a certain amount of frozen raspberries, a certain amount

780
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 3: of frozen blueberry.

781
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: But he would have three different spoons in the bowl,

782
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 2: a spoon for every berry. Yeah, he would just have

783
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 2: different spoons for different things in this bowl. And if

784
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,720
Speaker 2: you ever try to take it, was a fucking nightmare.

785
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 3: And I just found it so funny. It's like where

786
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: all the spoons? Dude, we used to rent before we

787
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 3: bought our house. We're renting this joint. It had a

788
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 3: shit dishwasher, so you'd go through cutlery quickly and you'd

789
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 3: open the drunk. We're the fucking where are the spoons?

790
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,280
Speaker 3: And you look over at a kid with eight spoons.

791
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 2: So they're limited even get started.

792
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly think it's like I said before, with

793
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 3: him stitching me up down the street, I think it

794
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 3: maybe it was his first I'm just going to see

795
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: how many fucking big spoons I can put in here

796
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: before they yell at me for being ridiculous because I'm more,

797
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 3: but more spoon says on the floor with so many

798
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 3: spoons in a bowl and if you took one off

799
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,919
Speaker 3: or said that's too many just to melt down. Yeah,

800
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 3: now when you're tired, you're annoyed by it. But it's like,

801
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 3: that's pretty funny. It's pretty funny now, But taking off

802
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 3: the feet is oh yeah, yeah, trying to like something

803
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 3: that's physically impossible. I've got a similar spoon one where

804
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 3: Macy has like this pink spoon at home where no

805
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 3: matter what she's eating, she has to have this pink spoon.

806
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: But then if I like whack a spoon in there,

807
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 2: it's like chaos. But like it like that's plausible.

808
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: Trying to take feet, It's like I think like maybe

809
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: our parents would have been like, okay, let me just

810
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: get the machete out.

811
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 2: And threatened him with that.

812
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think our parents didn't maybe didn't listen or

813
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 3: just smacking and smoke inside, just do different stuff.

814
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: My parents used to threaten me with methylated spirits.

815
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 3: Oh swear that was my grandparents any ailment, like proper

816
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 3: chased me around with some methylated spirits.

817
00:41:53,160 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 2: Anyway, the biggest tantrum my kid has had, I don't recall.

818
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 2: It's generally food related. I heard that's there.

819
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 3: That's a lot of times, it's the first agency they have.

820
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 3: They get to make a choice, they get to you know,

821
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: they've got control over nothing else.

822
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but that's why they crack it.

823
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 3: They're like I get to say no to that or

824
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: yes to this, and then they're just trying to figure

825
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 3: out the other day about So, my youngest Macy, she's

826
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 3: just starting to get really cheeky and she says noah

827
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 3: lot yeah.

828
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: She's like, that's like her main thing. It's her copings

829
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: no no. But I've started instead of going from like

830
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: hey Macy do this, to like, hey Macy do like

831
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: getting more and more, I've started to just go straight

832
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: to the startle stage where she can't see me.

833
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: I'm like.

834
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 3: She's like.

835
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm like, you had enough digs at me.

836
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: I'm having a couple of dicks.

837
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

838
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: And then she'll melt down and then she'll that's usually

839
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: the biggest meltdown is I've started her and she's slipped over.

840
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 2: In the hallway. Great, like she's so funny.

841
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 3: My neighbor in the old place, I think my son

842
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 3: was maybe four and he went to hit his brother.

843
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: We've got two boys, so it's how I describe two

844
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 3: boys is they they live most of their life like

845
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 3: their WWE wrestlers.

846
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,439
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yet they don't know that exists, not yet.

847
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 2: Imagine when they find out. So everything happening and they're

848
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: flipping and like You'll be laying on the floor.

849
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: It's like Dad, and it's like a fucking frog splash,

850
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 3: like a short Michael's frog splash.

851
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 2: Max is doing a super Yeah can't you smell? Yeah?

852
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: What the rock well they've got They've got They've got

853
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 3: a massive costume box. So it's all like eighties wrestlers.

854
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 3: They just look like eighties wrestlers walking around slapping each

855
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 3: other ship whoa you know, but they've they've never seen it.

856
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 2: But when Charlie was for Max was too.

857
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: I think Charlie went to hit him with something and

858
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 3: I just catch it out of the corner of my eye,

859
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: And I think.

860
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: There's two comments.

861
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Speaker 3: I've made under videos of yours that have more likes

862
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 3: than anything I've ever was about. It was like you

863
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 3: picking a kid up from daycare, and it was about

864
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: your boy saying like what did he have for I

865
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, every time I bring your home, it's

866
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 3: like what do you have for lunch? I don't know

867
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 3: I just said, I don't know. I wasn't there lunch.

868
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. And one was about it

869
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 3: was like do you yell? I was talking about yelling

870
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 3: at kids, and I said, as soon as someone can

871
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 3: show me something that stops a four year old hitting

872
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 3: a two year old in point zero zero two seconds better.

873
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Speaker 2: Than yelling, I'm aby to hear it. But like this

874
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: is like a it's just a freezing.

875
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 3: But once he went to hit his brother, like yelled,

876
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 3: my phone goes off and I look and it's a

877
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 3: text and it was my next door ay, and he said,

878
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 3: my wife just jumped in the kitchen. It was like

879
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: a sonic boom through balls. I scared multiple households.

880
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,280
Speaker 2: You've got you've got the neighbors concerned.

881
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, my parents, the neighbors used

882
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 1: to call the cops or my parents all the time

883
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: because they thought they were they thought my parents were

884
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: abusing me.

885
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 2: But I was just a hell screamer.

886
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 3: Oh really, like full disclosed, my parents are not abusing.

887
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: But oh no, I haven't met them. And I know

888
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 3: you're the liability.

889
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm the problem. It's not it's not without

890
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: having no knowledge of them. I've taken their side. Oh,

891
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 2: I get it, and you're also taking the neighbor's side.

892
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 2: I got the cops. I'm taking them.

893
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,320
Speaker 3: We were in Balley recently and Macy we were sharing

894
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 3: a big it was three villas attached, so I was like,

895
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 3: you could thankfully escape the other families.

896
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 2: And I was like, Macy was standing in a cot

897
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:55,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, what down, like like a referee.

898
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: And then the next morning I had my I saw

899
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Speaker 1: my mate and he was like, my whole family down

900
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: when we heard that three houses.

901
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 2: I reckon. Some people in the adjoining hotel rooms have

902
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 2: just gone a bit early. You know what.

903
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 3: It's five to yeah, down to the hotel freaks. Next

904
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 3: to stop having sex and now there is leap.

905
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 2: It's probably a good time. That is a good time.

906
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 3: Actually, that's a good time to wrap this up. Nick,

907
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 3: thank you so much for jumping on. It's always a

908
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 3: pleasure for making me the second repeat guest. That's not family,

909
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 3: it's a it's a long title, but I'll take it.

910
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: You are now the official third doting data this cast.

911
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 1: It must make you feel really good. Yes, just quickly,

912
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: what's the update on the third child? Try and yeah,

913
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: congratulations you know where it goes, belly button, bum, I

914
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: don't know.

915
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 2: Just to have a go, honestly, if it's dark, shut

916
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:53,719
Speaker 2: your eyes and see what happened. It's hold me, I

917
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 2: don't make it. How's this min You just do the

918
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 2: prep work, Just do the lead up. Yeah, I've handed

919
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 2: off the baton. Yeah, it's all yours now. Now you

920
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 2: do what you want with the small soft baton. I've

921
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: handed it over. You do what you will. It's all

922
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: up to you now, babe. If you've enjoyed this episode,

923
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 2: please leave us a review, leave us a little comment.

924
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: Message neck. If you've got any real gripes to do

925
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 2: with that, join us on social media, which we've got.

926
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 3: Actually, message Maddie because I wouldn't be here if he

927
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,320
Speaker 3: wasn't in the jungle, So it's.

928
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 2: Actually his fault. Yeah, unless it's praised, then send it

929
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 2: directly to me. Yeah that.

930
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 5: Send it also sensitive. Send it to that hot piece

931
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 5: of shit. Eat a car, you fucking a handsome dog,

932
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 5: Eat a carp all right, it's good.

933
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: Have you heard a potato? It's a vegetable. You're gonna

934
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 2: have to work out all the time. He's like twice

935
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 2: a week for how long eight hours.

936
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Speaker 3: Join us on social media too, doating Dad's Instagram, TikTok

937
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 3: and of course Facebook.

938
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 2: Two dating dads. We will be happy to accept your.

939
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: Friendship on there anyway. Thank you so much, Nick, I

940
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 3: appreciate you being here, appreciate you having me mate.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Bye guys,