Speaker 1: All right, life is welcome back, Well not really welcome back.
Speaker 1: It's just me Laura Britt is still away a port McCrory.
Speaker 1: And this is the little bonus episode, a bonus episode,
Speaker 1: part two that I promised you guys last week for
Speaker 1: anybody who missed out on the Kiss FM segment that
Speaker 1: we did with Mitch Cherry the other night, we said
Speaker 1: that we would bring you our second installments. So here
Speaker 1: it is, and don't worry, guys, Like next week we
Speaker 1: are back to our very very regular and normal programming.
Speaker 1: We have an awesome episode coming out for you on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: which is the fertility episode that I have been teasing
Speaker 1: for weeks now and I really cannot wait to release
Speaker 1: this episode. So that's coming on Tuesday, and then we
Speaker 1: be back to our normal ask on cut on Thursday.
Speaker 1: But in the interim, enjoy this sweet little bonus episode.
Speaker 1: Think of this as the little after Dinner Mint. You
Speaker 1: know what, There's going to be some people out there
Speaker 1: who radio segments aren't for them, and they're all about
Speaker 1: the podcast, But there's going to be someone out there
Speaker 1: who loves en After Dinner min. That's it. This is
Speaker 1: for you. Anyway, This is weird because I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: in my bedroom talking to myself and I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get back into our normal episodes. So we will
Speaker 1: see you on Tuesday. But in the meantime, we hope
Speaker 1: you enjoy And here it is Midnight.
Speaker 2: It's not the back, It's case. I'm Mitch Telt, Midnight,
Speaker 2: Happy Wednesday. I'm very excited for this. It's becoming a
Speaker 2: bit of a thing. And Brittany Hockey.
Speaker 1: Brittan Hockley, I think most people say hotly.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone does, Laura of Wone literally.
Speaker 1: Only Brittie, says Brittane Hoey. I didn't. I just didn't
Speaker 1: land how.
Speaker 3: I wanted to.
Speaker 2: Definitely didn't live on radio. How are you girls from
Speaker 2: Life on Card podcast?
Speaker 1: We are great? How are you?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 3: I'm really good. I had you here last week. I'm
Speaker 3: my godlet's get you back in.
Speaker 1: We loved it so much last week that we couldn't
Speaker 1: wait to come back. When you asked us to come back, Slash,
Speaker 1: when we slid into DMS and said please have us back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were thrilled. Stop making it sound so desperate.
Speaker 2: Ready, we all came to a mutual agreement that you'd
Speaker 2: come back unpaid. So you're here, and actually, you know what,
Speaker 2: I just I got it like a text from Britt
Speaker 2: being like, we're here, come down. It's late at night,
Speaker 2: so I like go down and make sure the show's
Speaker 2: all good. And then, oh my god, I didn't realize
Speaker 2: you had such a fancy carpet.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, actually that's a funny story.
Speaker 3: That car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was tell me what kind of car you have?
Speaker 1: First bridge? Yeah, what is a white It's a white
Speaker 1: rain drover of Ok, it's a car that I've wanted forever.
Speaker 1: And you know what. Two, it's about eighteen months old.
Speaker 1: It was my birthday.
Speaker 3: One of a kilometers. She's trying to sell it.
Speaker 1: She's shiny, she's new new to It's my birthday, and
Speaker 1: I was feeling a little bit sorry for myself. You know,
Speaker 1: single years don't get presents on my birthday. I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take control of this situation, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to go out and buy myself a gift. Good
Speaker 1: with thinking, I was going to go buy some perfume.
Speaker 1: I hadn't had perfume in a long time. Went to
Speaker 1: the shops to buy perfume, drove past a car dealership
Speaker 1: decided buying a shining new white Range Rover evoke was
Speaker 1: a much better idea than buying a bottle perfume. So
Speaker 1: I came home with an evoke and no perfume.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I like that.
Speaker 1: When most people buy arrange rope, it's because they're rich,
Speaker 1: and when you buy one, it's because we're having a
Speaker 1: mental breakdown.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say it's a quarter life crisis, but
Speaker 1: it's probably closer to a midlife crisis. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Most people just like go to a Porto and get
Speaker 2: a triple a Prego Burger on a mental breakdown, not
Speaker 2: a white Crystal.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I did that on the way back from the dealership.
Speaker 3: A big breakdown.
Speaker 1: Oh, it all went down here.
Speaker 3: Well, I like to know that you're driving in style.
Speaker 3: It's nice. It's nice to have you back.
Speaker 2: It's nice to have you both here with a big
Speaker 2: show planned.
Speaker 3: We're doing it right or wrong.
Speaker 2: Later in the show, something happened on a date or
Speaker 2: it's a trend, right, Laurie, You've noticed that something keeps
Speaker 2: happening on dates with Brian.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, this is something. This is something
Speaker 1: that happens on every date. It doesn't quite work out.
Speaker 1: On the good dates, she doesn't do this, but on
Speaker 1: the bad days, this is a telltale of Britney sign.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's necessarily that bad, but we'll
Speaker 1: find out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna be asking you guys right or wrong
Speaker 2: coming up at about thirty, and we're gonna be doing
Speaker 2: ask on cart answering all your deep, dirty dark seacrest but.
Speaker 1: Well you dark and dirty questions, more alliteration in there,
Speaker 1: you work.
Speaker 3: That was tricky And Laura, we're going to start with you.
Speaker 2: Something happened You obviously a beautiful partner, Maddie j you're
Speaker 2: turned on by him in a way you never thought.
Speaker 3: You would be.
Speaker 1: He's a very sexy man. But that is not what
Speaker 1: gets me hot and heavy these days.
Speaker 3: Jeez, A little bit, a couple of songs. Time here, kids,
Speaker 3: not midnight right now?
Speaker 2: I got brittin Laura The Life on Cup podcast gals. Hello,
Speaker 2: Hello from bat You guys like do I say Batchie
Speaker 2: You guys from bachel Laura that we cut.
Speaker 1: That, We're gon're gonna leave that behind us. No, it's
Speaker 1: where we're from. But we don't really like to throw
Speaker 1: it out there that often these days because I feel
Speaker 1: like we're from the podcast. Now we've gone our own ways,
Speaker 1: We've carved our own path with stigma. Yes, yes, from
Speaker 1: the so at.
Speaker 2: The end of the day, yes, your badge girls, Laura,
Speaker 2: you actually found love.
Speaker 3: You were with the beautiful.
Speaker 1: Maddie Ja I am here is beautiful.
Speaker 3: You guys have a baby another one on the way.
Speaker 1: Yes, we were very productive and a few sure, which
Speaker 1: is yeah.
Speaker 2: And we're talking off the about the baby and sort
Speaker 2: of doing things and obviously you got to do a
Speaker 2: certain act to have a baby, right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 1: I'm glad spoiler guys and sex correct.
Speaker 2: And you were saying that lately you've been turned on
Speaker 2: by Maddie, which is normal, but from really weird things
Speaker 2: that he's doing.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, like, look, the man is a very
Speaker 1: very attractive man, and you know he has abs on
Speaker 1: his face, on his chest, all of the places where
Speaker 1: abs could possibly be. And he came home from the
Speaker 1: gym the other day and he was sweaty and he
Speaker 1: was glistening, and I was like, nah, I'm way too
Speaker 1: tired for this, like I could don't have any time
Speaker 1: for that. And then ten minutes later, the man was
Speaker 1: folding some towels and I was like, smooth man, is
Speaker 1: he cleaning? And then another ten minutes later he had
Speaker 1: a dison in his hand and I was like, I am,
Speaker 1: I'm about to slide off this seat. I'm ready. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: don't get me started. He had some windows in his hand.
Speaker 1: It would have been a whole problem.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm god I didn't pick up the chests. You
Speaker 2: would have jumped in right there in there.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you're like married and you
Speaker 1: have kids and your house is a mess and everything
Speaker 1: is chaos. You just want a man who cleans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real basic stuff, I mean speaking hours and combs
Speaker 2: his hair.
Speaker 3: Are you the same bridge have anything like that?
Speaker 2: Unconventional things that turn you on.
Speaker 1: With my my lifelong partner, no.
Speaker 6: Anything that you do.
Speaker 1: Break's the single one. So she like still gets turned
Speaker 1: on My normal stuff like five guys that have abs.
Speaker 1: That's enough. No, No, I get turned on. Actually I
Speaker 1: get really turned on by a guy that has a
Speaker 1: real life hard book. Where are we're going? That's unconventional. No,
Speaker 1: he stop standard, not a kindle, not a paper, nothing,
Speaker 1: A man that is reading there is nothing sexier to me.
Speaker 1: And if if he has a turtleneck on and he's
Speaker 1: reading a book. I am sold, it's my thing. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Is it a book maybe at a park or on
Speaker 2: a bend? Shows at the setting or it's just the
Speaker 2: act of knowing how to read?
Speaker 1: Oh look the setting? I mean the setting is the backdrop,
Speaker 1: isn't it? So it helps if the sun's on his
Speaker 1: naked body? Also, but I'm not where are you? What
Speaker 1: park is there? How did he get maked? It?
Speaker 2: He was in a turtle neck, Laura, two minutes ago.
Speaker 1: He's just naked from the waist down. It felerates rapidly.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, it doesn't matter if you're a turtle
Speaker 3: and no pegs.
Speaker 1: Whose fantasy is this? Guys? Let me play it out.
Speaker 1: Do you live your dream? Girlfriend? You live it?
Speaker 3: I want to know.
Speaker 2: So it was this pre baby like or is it
Speaker 2: just now that you've had kids and you're sort of
Speaker 2: domesticated it's these things that turn you on?
Speaker 3: Is it new?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 1: It's pretty new? But also I think like, once you
Speaker 1: have a kid, your house is chaos. There's toys everywhere,
Speaker 1: it's just never properly clean, and so you know, like, look,
Speaker 1: living in a messy house, isn't really arousing. But a
Speaker 1: man with a dice and some spray and wife and
Speaker 1: some perfectly folded towels. Oh it's good. It's good stuff.
Speaker 3: What else can he suck up?
Speaker 1: Oh? I'll tell you about that.
Speaker 3: All right, let's I want.
Speaker 2: To go to some calls. Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 2: What's your unconventional turn on? Because maybe it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: knowing how to fold a pair of socks right, because
Speaker 2: that's hard.
Speaker 3: You know, doing the inside out.
Speaker 1: And then look when people take the effort to actually
Speaker 1: pair socks after they've been in the wash and with
Speaker 1: them in the drawer as a unity, like that for
Speaker 1: me blows my mind. Yeah, I don't have that level
Speaker 1: of organization in my last all right.
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number.
Speaker 2: We'll take some calls and we'll get your unconventional turn on.
Speaker 3: I'm excited. So it's cleaning, it's vacuuming night. I'm ready
Speaker 3: for this, all right?
Speaker 2: Call us thirty one O sixty five.
Speaker 3: Here a kiss. He's a TV rock, Sean, You're a kiss.
Speaker 3: Nights it's Mitchel Midnight.
Speaker 2: Here a kiss, written Laura from Life on Card, Hey girls,
Speaker 2: how are you Hello, Hello, you guys are hanging out
Speaker 2: for the next.
Speaker 3: Like we look are here for an hour? All up? Really?
Speaker 1: I mean until you drag a sour kicking and screaming.
Speaker 3: Very true.
Speaker 1: How last week, I'll leave on time.
Speaker 3: We're taking your.
Speaker 2: Calls right now, thirteen one o six five. What's your
Speaker 2: unconventional turn on? Because Laura, you've got one with your
Speaker 2: partner Matty J.
Speaker 1: I absolutely do. And that is when he cleans the house.
Speaker 1: It is the sexiest thing I have ever seen top
Speaker 1: bos he does he fully clothed, fully clothed, even wearing shoes,
Speaker 1: Like it's just so.
Speaker 3: And is it like a little clean up of the
Speaker 3: breadcrumbs or is it a deep clean?
Speaker 1: No, it's a deep, deep clean. Bit just how you
Speaker 1: know you're at the next stage of your life, isn't it? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's when you've really peaked and you've become a full
Speaker 1: blown mum and everything else has just gone to absolutely
Speaker 1: hell and a handbasket. As soon as your partner starts cleaning,
Speaker 1: you're like, let's get to the bedroom. It's got one
Speaker 1: hour before the baby wakes up.
Speaker 3: When pino clean is the safe word.
Speaker 1: That's sent in the air, I'm like Oh that's romance.
Speaker 3: Glen over. Everyone's like, you've got a third You're no,
Speaker 3: it's going twenty.
Speaker 2: Let's go to the We've got Sam, you know, just
Speaker 2: can veel Hey Sam, what's your unconventional turn on? Hi?
Speaker 6: Guys absolutely love the show. So my thing is I
Speaker 6: forever drive around with the fuel light on. I just
Speaker 6: don't even mean to you, But when my partner returns
Speaker 6: the car with a full tank of petrol, the fact
Speaker 6: that he has thought to do that I find sex.
Speaker 1: So it's not even watching him fill up. It's not
Speaker 1: like SlowMo watching him pump the tank. It's just the
Speaker 1: fact that he's done it.
Speaker 6: The slo plump is the icing on the cake. It's
Speaker 6: just the thoughts to fill the car up with petrol,
Speaker 6: Like I would never think to do that, and the
Speaker 6: fact that he does is such.
Speaker 1: A turn I'm there for this, but I also, like secretly,
Speaker 1: am turned on by the smell of petrol, like the
Speaker 1: smell of petrol on a man, which is a weird
Speaker 1: turn on. But I just want him to come home
Speaker 1: with a bit of it splashed on him as well.
Speaker 2: Did you tell the different between like sixty nine and
Speaker 2: it set six?
Speaker 1: Oh God, where are we going also turned on by
Speaker 1: the smell of petrol?
Speaker 3: I love a VP cow text.
Speaker 1: I could tell you a smell that turns me on,
Speaker 1: but you guys would think I was a sociopath, So
Speaker 1: maybe we'll do it all fair.
Speaker 3: No, I tell her you can't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't judge me straight up. But something it doesn't turn
Speaker 1: me on. But a smell that I absolutely love is
Speaker 1: the smell of burning skin. That is not okay, and
Speaker 1: that is very strange, and I'm really sorry that she
Speaker 1: just took that to a very deep, dark in place. Guys,
Speaker 1: No in it and trying I can.
Speaker 3: Find autorizing a heart. No, I don't need justification to me.
Speaker 1: So weird, that's all I need. I don't do it
Speaker 1: in my room. Guys just don't work.
Speaker 3: Chat chat. Thank you, Sam. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I tried to tell you was off their and you
Speaker 1: made me say it on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Laura, we read the room.
Speaker 1: I really expected more of you, Brinnie, really you expected
Speaker 1: more than that.
Speaker 3: I didn't, to be honest, Michelle and Brontie hit us.
Speaker 3: What's your un conventional turn on?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Okay, so I really love it when my partner is
Speaker 4: reading a newspaper, But specifically the Australian Financial Review.
Speaker 1: Yes, talk ASX listenings to me and all that dirty Launderine, the.
Speaker 3: Odds are the only thing that's up.
Speaker 1: I love this. What specifically about the Financial Review turns
Speaker 1: you on?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: It means that she's love money, so.
Speaker 1: The fact is trying to get ahead for you. Love
Speaker 1: that Britney has ranged robe, but she's all for this chat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just what page do I go to? Let me know?
Speaker 2: That's the best gives that's got a Luke I in
Speaker 2: Malvin Luky end of Forest.
Speaker 3: What's your unconventional turn on?
Speaker 4: Well? I feel like mine's actually quite similar to the girls.
Speaker 6: I really like when my partner not only like fills.
Speaker 4: The dishwasher with dirty dishes, but he goes that extra
Speaker 4: mile and frees that like finish rinstead into it.
Speaker 1: Oh you want the job done properly, like go hard
Speaker 1: or go home? You just like that shiny little finish.
Speaker 1: I know I'm here for him finishing.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Luke Pathey cutting you off and knew it
Speaker 2: was going to go there.
Speaker 1: Jesus, this is what we asked for, wasn't it like
Speaker 1: what we were expecting when we asked for people?
Speaker 2: Very Nona do you feel a little bit better now
Speaker 2: knowing it's not just you?
Speaker 1: Oh, I know everyone else said out there has many
Speaker 1: issues as do I. I feel very confident in all this
Speaker 1: out there. I feel like I'm actually the minority. Yes,
Speaker 1: yours was weird, and we're going to just at that behind.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to some ads now, we're going
Speaker 3: to unpack that.
Speaker 2: We're also doing ask and cut some questions. You can
Speaker 2: ask the girls. The lines are open in about fifteen.
Speaker 2: Here a kid, let me sure be right.
Speaker 1: Bad Kiss nights Minch till midnight, Kim.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for listening to kiss It's Mitch till midnight.
Speaker 2: Happy Wednesday, ten eight, I got britten Laura from Life
Speaker 2: on Cut here.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, good to have you. Good to have someone.
Speaker 2: Normally I do this on my own every night, so
Speaker 2: it's really nice to have people in here in studio.
Speaker 3: It's lovely you.
Speaker 1: Just you and the cleaner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you remember his name.
Speaker 1: He's a great guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, bal doesn't get it. He came comes late.
Speaker 3: He plans his night around you too.
Speaker 1: He's very sposter. He's just waiting untill we leave, so
Speaker 1: he gets full on midch time. But he was just
Speaker 1: cleaning up window. Looking I'm not kidding. He was just there, like,
Speaker 1: why are.
Speaker 2: You cleaning with a HD camera and he's just filming
Speaker 2: in here?
Speaker 1: Why does that man have some spray and white? Is
Speaker 1: that what we're talking about?
Speaker 2: Pantheron shell jump his boor we are talking right now?
Speaker 3: Actually something that happened off the air.
Speaker 2: Britt You mentioned to us that something's happened a couple
Speaker 2: of times because you're single, ready and mingle, you're going
Speaker 2: on dates, and Laura flagged it as something that he's
Speaker 2: are you occurring right?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Look, Laura flagged a lot of things on my behalf.
Speaker 1: I don't get away with much.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not opposed to giving feedback when asked on
Speaker 1: a day, and I don't think that this is the
Speaker 1: end of the world. So a date's not going to
Speaker 1: go well, and he might say to me, where did
Speaker 1: it go wrong? Like I thought it went really well.
Speaker 1: Instead of taking the easy route and saying it's not you,
Speaker 1: it's me, I just tell him it was him, and
Speaker 1: I tell him what was wrong. I also think from
Speaker 1: time to time you give the feedback even when they
Speaker 1: haven't asked for it, which is another whole whole topic
Speaker 1: of conversation one time. One time, I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you a condensed version on this day long date with
Speaker 1: this guy. We're on a boat having a great time.
Speaker 1: He was a gentleman who was romantic. He was sweet.
Speaker 1: I was like, bing, go he walks me home, and
Speaker 1: then out of nowhere, he's like, can I carry a
Speaker 1: bag for you? Everything brilliant? I don't know where. He says,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just really want you to sit
Speaker 1: on my face. He went there very quick a zero
Speaker 1: to one hundred. How I could have just left it
Speaker 1: at that and said, you know what, this isn't.
Speaker 2: For me and walked away.
Speaker 1: I had two options, but instead I thought I would
Speaker 1: just delve deep and I said to him, you know what,
Speaker 1: do you have a mum? He's like sorry, I'm like,
Speaker 1: you said some childhood trauma. Did you not have a
Speaker 1: woman in your life? I was like, because this is
Speaker 1: not normal. And then I proceeded to tell him everything
Speaker 1: that he did wrong. I wanted to know why he
Speaker 1: did it wrong, gave him feedback, told him how to
Speaker 1: succeed in the future, and at the end he was
Speaker 1: a different human. He's like, thank you so much, like
Speaker 1: I recognized that that was not right. It's very noble
Speaker 1: that you want to leave people better than you found them.
Speaker 1: But I think as well, I'm thinking, you know what
Speaker 1: Tinder really needs, Prittany. Yes, it needs you, It's got you,
Speaker 1: But it also needs a star rating. So when you
Speaker 1: finish going on a date, you don't have to converse.
Speaker 1: You can just say two stars. Yes, mate, that sucked.
Speaker 1: You're a five star. You're a six star when no
Speaker 1: one's a six star. You're a one star. But a
Speaker 1: star rating? How simple would that be? Let's uber Tinder.
Speaker 1: It's an uber review. But is that right or wrong?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's I'm doing a good
Speaker 1: thing for them. It's not in a rude way at all.
Speaker 2: See personally, I think it's wrong because just don't say
Speaker 2: anything right Like, I'm no one's mama and no one's dad.
Speaker 2: I don't need to give them life advice on the fly.
Speaker 2: If they're being a little shithead, I leave. I'm never
Speaker 2: talked to you again. I'll block them.
Speaker 1: But I've made him perfect for the next person. I'm
Speaker 1: the one before the one T shirt. I'm trademarking that too.
Speaker 1: Brittany is the wife maker She's like, date me and
Speaker 1: then you'll find your person and make them perfect for
Speaker 1: the next person. They go home, they pick up a
Speaker 1: dyson and they find their wife interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay, thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2: Right or wrong feedback on a date calls now thirteen
Speaker 2: one oh six five, Na tell me there's let me
Speaker 2: Forget you? Was he guys at kiss Nights at ten sixteen,
Speaker 2: I'm midstil midnight. I'm here alive with Brick and Laura
Speaker 2: from Life on the podcast from batchihead.
Speaker 1: Girls him it God for having us.
Speaker 2: I'm puffed to tell you what. We've got a lot
Speaker 2: of calls coming through. The team are telling us this
Speaker 2: week We've really lit a fire under Australia's buttons and
Speaker 2: I'm dying to know the end. Privates, I should say,
Speaker 2: because Britt has brought a right or wrong to the table,
Speaker 2: is it right? Is it wrong to give feedback essentially
Speaker 2: on a day, on a first day.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the end of the world. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to leave the world a better place. Unsolicited feedback
Speaker 1: as well. I think that that's what we need to
Speaker 1: kind of outline here, a bit of a B to B.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's asked, sometimes it's.
Speaker 3: Not all right.
Speaker 2: Well, we put the question out thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 2: If you're listening in home, give us a call. We
Speaker 2: want your opinion. Phoebe in Cabra, Matta, you're on with
Speaker 2: the Gows hit us right or wrong?
Speaker 4: I think it's all right.
Speaker 6: I'm paying Brittany on.
Speaker 1: This one, Okay, Phoebe? How much feedback are you going
Speaker 1: to give? Though? Like, what if the sex was terrible?
Speaker 1: Do you then get in touch with in the next
Speaker 1: day and hey, you saying, Hey, I just want to
Speaker 1: let you know your performance was not really where I
Speaker 1: was expecting. I give you an f Yeah, what led
Speaker 1: you at? No? I think when it comes to sex,
Speaker 1: the feedback can stay at home, Andrew, But when I
Speaker 1: come to poor behavior, for sure call them out because
Speaker 1: it's making them better for the rest of us. Single ladies. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, she's a good woman out here. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you know, like the superhero of.
Speaker 3: Gee, what's your tagline?
Speaker 2: The one before the one and the one before the one.
Speaker 2: That's not something to climb.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not trying to claim and I'm making the
Speaker 1: best of my situation.
Speaker 2: That's a different, very true, cashing in.
Speaker 3: That's how she got the white range drovers.
Speaker 1: Very smart. Well, yeah, the quarter life crisis, exactly right.
Speaker 2: Let's got a Sophia in Surrey Hill.
Speaker 3: So Fia right or wrong?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Certainly right?
Speaker 3: You should give feedback?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Fa, you're on my team. Sucked in, Laura? Okay,
Speaker 1: but okay, why do you care so much to give feedback?
Speaker 1: That's my question. Don't you just wake up the next
Speaker 1: day and go on with your life and you're like
Speaker 1: that guy can go on with his life and then
Speaker 1: everybody just gets on why do you care?
Speaker 5: I had a situation where I once was saying to
Speaker 5: someone I was a bit open in my sexuality, and
Speaker 5: then they sent me a lot of pictures of them
Speaker 5: doing BDSM and I was like, whoa, you need to
Speaker 5: know that's pretty salon?
Speaker 1: That was Yeah, I think they took that to a
Speaker 1: stage ten.
Speaker 7: That's a big boundary, and like me taking that, yes, exactly,
Speaker 7: and me taking that little bit of extra time to
Speaker 7: correct bad behavior literally is making it better for you
Speaker 7: if you were the next person to date them.
Speaker 1: So I don't I think it's worth the energy perspect.
Speaker 5: Saying that I was open to like being a bit
Speaker 5: like premiss viewers, as in going for drinks, you know,
Speaker 5: and then.
Speaker 2: You got all these gifts and you're like, whoa what
Speaker 2: is in his mouth?
Speaker 1: He just was not reading?
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, let's go.
Speaker 2: Let's got a brook in uh in Sydney just says
Speaker 2: Sidney Brook, what's your opinion?
Speaker 3: Right or wrong?
Speaker 1: I am a big no on the flat and just
Speaker 1: absolutely honestly thank you Brook. If it doesn't go right,
Speaker 1: move on.
Speaker 4: We're not doing a bloody pros and conflict.
Speaker 3: Let it go.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to make a PowerPoint conversation. But if
Speaker 1: a man's are you saying, if a man's abusive to you,
Speaker 1: you're not going to tell him that that's wrong behavior?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Well, from that's what the
Speaker 1: question is. No, it's not. Come on. It's like if
Speaker 1: you go and have a drink with a guy and
Speaker 1: the banter's crap and he's a bit crap, and then
Speaker 1: you leave it and you're like, well, I'm never going
Speaker 1: to see him again. Do you sit down and say, hey, look,
Speaker 1: you really need to work on your banter because it
Speaker 1: just wasn't funny. But I've never done that. Well okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe that's the question.
Speaker 2: Brook.
Speaker 1: I'm here with you. I'm glad you're saying it's not necessary,
Speaker 1: because I agree not needed.
Speaker 2: I'm with you also, like do you go to the
Speaker 2: Delia calls and you say three hundred grams of honey
Speaker 2: roasted ham, They give you three?
Speaker 3: Ten you go. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: What you're doing wrong is like you fall all the
Speaker 2: little things in your life.
Speaker 1: I don't need him. Oh god. She already wrote a
Speaker 1: letter to woll Worse earlier this week and said, I
Speaker 1: really need to talk to you about the Delhi section.
Speaker 3: I think, once again this is happened last week. The problem
Speaker 3: here is just britt are you establishing I.
Speaker 1: Think you guys aren't understanding what this segment's about. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: behavior we.
Speaker 3: Go now it's our fault. No, it's our below all right, goodness?
Speaker 2: Met up next we're going to be doing Actually, Gwyneth
Speaker 2: Paltrow released the Goop top presents to buy this Christmas
Speaker 2: their bougie They're fancy.
Speaker 3: You guys haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to read it out in a couple of songs.
Speaker 2: Here at Kiss Nice, Stan Walker, Here at Kiss Nice.
Speaker 3: I'm mixed till midnight.
Speaker 2: Have you Wednesday, Tiger Lily DJ Superstar. He's on with
Speaker 2: me quarter to eleven. Right now, I got Brittain Laura.
Speaker 3: From Life on Cut podcast. Girls, it's a.
Speaker 1: Pleasure, always a pleasure. Thanks for having it.
Speaker 3: Really is fun. And I thought of you today because
Speaker 3: there you go to the song and we're done. I
Speaker 3: think about you, guys a lot. You want to see
Speaker 3: things I got.
Speaker 2: The girls will love this and I of course listened
Speaker 2: to Life on Cut, so I know exactly what this
Speaker 2: is on brand for you. I know the niche yet
Speaker 2: well didn't realize it was cleaning and man and it
Speaker 2: was all we learn a lot tonight's niches.
Speaker 3: This is trending on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Right it's Goop, which is Gwyneth Paltrow's like holistic beauty company.
Speaker 1: Oh we know Goop. We love Goo. We talk about
Speaker 1: her quite often. Good old vagina steaming yeah.
Speaker 2: And the vagina candle. Like she's been in the news
Speaker 2: for a couple of years with all the stuff that
Speaker 2: she releases, weird.
Speaker 1: Products and the very very expensive solid gold dildo. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: still on my Christmas list kind of like twenty four
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and maybe it was twenty four carrot. I
Speaker 1: can't remember, let's go free very expensive splitter splitter.
Speaker 2: Right now though she's released her top gifts for Christmas
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, right and the ludicrous.
Speaker 3: As soon as I saw it, I thought of you.
Speaker 2: So I printed out the list and I've got one
Speaker 2: and I read something out and just get your hot takes.
Speaker 3: On the list.
Speaker 2: Number one is a is a sour dough bread loaf lamp.
Speaker 1: Oh, look, you haven't lived unless you've got a bag
Speaker 1: at lamp in your lounge roup. It's where does the globe.
Speaker 1: It's very lifelike for anyone who can't see Obviously you
Speaker 1: can't see there. You can look it up for anyone,
Speaker 1: but it is literally bread petersserie piece of bread. That's
Speaker 1: a lamp with a tampon out in the back. That's
Speaker 1: the cord coming in. Just let's get the consensus, like
Speaker 1: I could have that in my lounge room. I don't
Speaker 1: mind a carb, but I don't know if i'd put
Speaker 1: it in my lound room.
Speaker 3: I tend to agree.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to this. This is handy until you
Speaker 2: get to the price tag. It's a study pod, right,
Speaker 2: it's twelve thousand dollars. What's a stud pods, a study
Speaker 2: study pod. It's like a study booth, like a little
Speaker 2: space age box that you put into a room. It's
Speaker 2: like what you get at the universities, you know, the
Speaker 2: little it's enclosed like a little cabin.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just get a desk in a room.
Speaker 1: Why do you need a room inside a room? So
Speaker 1: this is I guess guys, this is it literally looks
Speaker 1: like a space age box. I guess you put this
Speaker 1: in case you're in a sharehouse and you needed to
Speaker 1: study inside of a lound room. It's like a soundproof. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I feel like you could just get a box
Speaker 1: for a lot less money than that, or broably put
Speaker 1: some headphones on and go to the library stage thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: What about Cobe Steak beautiful thirteen thousand dollars for a
Speaker 2: kilo Cobe Steak a coat? What is like really high
Speaker 2: quality Japanese Wago beef for how much eight thousand dollars
Speaker 2: or twelve thousand dollars depends on size?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, more money than sense. Look, I'm looking
Speaker 1: it up as we are talking about this right now.
Speaker 1: I do have a question for you. Do you think
Speaker 1: this is used on your face or could this be
Speaker 1: a vibrator? Talk me through this? Are you I need
Speaker 1: four carrot gold plated vibrating T bar. Look the r
Speaker 1: the word vibrate gives it away because I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna I think it's not gonna be what you think.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to go that's a face object.
Speaker 2: Well, T bar makes me think of like like a
Speaker 2: or sir, and you don't want that to be vibrating
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 1: Mountain extreme sports, the lifting and sculpting your face. I
Speaker 1: reckon you could probably use that T bar somewhere else,
Speaker 1: but shape it. It's a very ballic a vibratet's.
Speaker 3: Let's rattle some more.
Speaker 2: Watermelon bag nine thousand dollars as a watermelon bag to
Speaker 2: carry your watermelon.
Speaker 1: I just wish I would be as much money like
Speaker 1: I wish I was so wealthy that I could buy
Speaker 1: such an unnecessary piece of a leather bag.
Speaker 3: For your watermelon. Yeah, not a watermelons. The same side too,
Speaker 3: it's not purpose fit for a universal melon.
Speaker 1: You know what you're speaking to someone, they're not that
Speaker 1: long ago. Well, last year I went to buy a watermelon,
Speaker 1: got to the counter, and you know when you put
Speaker 1: something through and you don't look at the price before
Speaker 1: you get there. It came up like fifteen dollars for
Speaker 1: the quarter or something. They must have been really rare
Speaker 1: at the time. And you also didn't have a bag
Speaker 1: to carry it in.
Speaker 3: But I put it back.
Speaker 1: Not only did I not have an eight thousand dollars bag,
Speaker 1: I was like, put the quarter in the watermelon back.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: You know they have to they have to throw that
Speaker 2: away once you take fresh stuff out of the fridge,
Speaker 2: go on waste COVID's safe.
Speaker 1: It's wrapped in plastic.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Barbie.
Speaker 2: What about what about a sex journal for couples? There's
Speaker 2: no price on this and it's probably from Typo or something.
Speaker 3: How much it does not open? But a sex journal
Speaker 3: to document yourself?
Speaker 1: Wait, this is for you to write down your sexual
Speaker 1: experiences and then who's going to read them? Like, I
Speaker 1: understand journaling your child's first year of life or your dreams,
Speaker 1: but what are you going to do like on the
Speaker 1: next weekend? Oh that was really that missionary position really
Speaker 1: got me off. Let's read that again and then rub
Speaker 1: one out on Sunday, Like, how does this work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, babe, what a position?
Speaker 3: Can we do first?
Speaker 1: And did I give a five star fall? With the
Speaker 1: sex channel they have is speaking next to.
Speaker 2: It, all the angry ones next to the photo books
Speaker 2: about beautiful child, but God, I'm not into Gwen Or.
Speaker 3: We're taking your questions.
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six five, we're asking uncut Neggs. We'll
Speaker 2: do picking Duck now here a kiss nights, I'm mintioned
Speaker 2: on midnight. God, they're just ridiculous. Wednesday night, I kiss fam.
Speaker 2: I'm mintioned on midnight.
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 2: I've written Laura from Life Funk Cut podcast been like
Speaker 2: an hour. Guys, time flies. When you're having fun.
Speaker 1: You can't get rid of us. I know you're trying
Speaker 1: to wrap it up now, but we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 3: You heard me in the songs. I'm like, we're done now.
Speaker 1: God, sorry, Mitchie, who we're not leaving. I brought over
Speaker 1: a night pack sleeping Magi up.
Speaker 2: We're taking your calls now. Thirteen one oh six five
Speaker 2: we're doing ask Guncut. It's a segment from the pod
Speaker 2: Life on Cut and essentially, now, what is it?
Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 3: I get it wrong over time.
Speaker 1: This is when we answer your deep, dark and burning questions.
Speaker 3: Alex has a burning question.
Speaker 1: Can I imagine come at me Alex.
Speaker 2: Rush Cutter's Bay, Alex, you're on with the girls.
Speaker 1: There some cream for that.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, So my partner has a weird thing about
Speaker 4: her phone. She always put face down while I together.
Speaker 6: She sleeps with it under her pillow.
Speaker 1: I've asked about it.
Speaker 6: She always gets a bit funny. Is that nothing's going on?
Speaker 6: But do you think I would be within my rights
Speaker 6: to just.
Speaker 4: Have a little look?
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'm crazy and have been crazy in her
Speaker 1: past life, So I'm going to say go for it.
Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong question. It's not good advice. But
Speaker 1: that's not what you asked for. You just asked for a.
Speaker 3: Vile I wouldn't even made pillow.
Speaker 1: I don't think you need to go into her phone
Speaker 1: straight away, but it's a little alarm bell. Anyone that's
Speaker 1: overly protective of their phone, I mean they're hiding something, surely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: If you're willing to get radiation damage to your brain
Speaker 1: by sleeping on your phone, you're hiding something. And I
Speaker 1: think that, like when your intuition is raging, it's raging
Speaker 1: for a reason. So there's something very wrong here. Maybe
Speaker 1: if you're at the point in a relationship where you
Speaker 1: feel like you need to go through your partner's phone,
Speaker 1: not the relationship you should be in, Alex, do you
Speaker 1: have like lobs and phone policy.
Speaker 6: It's well, it's getting close to Christmas, so it might
Speaker 6: just be like a Christmas gift thing. I might be
Speaker 6: trying to ruin Christmas.
Speaker 1: That's so cute. No, this is true. So when Matt
Speaker 1: was going to propose to me, basically he so Matt
Speaker 1: was going to propose. Matt had put a photo vault
Speaker 1: on his phone, and we have a very open phone
Speaker 1: policy between us, and I remember seeing this photo vault
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm sorry, what photos do you
Speaker 1: have that you need to keep private from me? And
Speaker 1: then I got like stage five crazy, to the point
Speaker 1: where his sister had to pull me aside and be like, look,
Speaker 1: he's doing something for you and you're going to ruin it.
Speaker 1: That's unlike you to go. Maybe she's going to propose.
Speaker 2: It could be one of the two things propose on cheating,
Speaker 2: the two best and worst things.
Speaker 1: The spectrum is wide and vast, but we just don't
Speaker 1: know where she sits on it. Yeah, so what do
Speaker 1: I do? I think you need to Honestly, you can't
Speaker 1: go through her phone without her knowing, because it then
Speaker 1: it makes it as bad as her hiding something. I
Speaker 1: think you need to be open if you love each other.
Speaker 1: I'd just say, look, I would like an open phone policy.
Speaker 1: I just is that, Okay, I just want to feel
Speaker 1: more secure feedback.
Speaker 2: As Britt would say, this is the right time for feedback.
Speaker 1: Love that this is the right time to do it,
Speaker 1: all right, Alex?
Speaker 3: How that help?
Speaker 2: Guy? Thanks for calling Emily and some kill about your
Speaker 2: mom with the girls? Hi?
Speaker 4: Girls?
Speaker 1: Hi am I Lily? How are you good? What's you got? First?
Speaker 4: It's not a deep dug burning but I work a
Speaker 4: pretty corporate, high profile job and my career is super
Speaker 4: important to me.
Speaker 6: But my husband wants.
Speaker 1: Me to quit and have a baby and be a
Speaker 1: stay at home mum. Oh but you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to give up my career and he
Speaker 4: doesn't really.
Speaker 1: Want to give on the working mom thing. Do you
Speaker 1: want a baby? Though I do.
Speaker 4: Want a child, I just don't want want yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I've got advice you. This actually is
Speaker 1: the situation of my brother, but reversed similar bit different
Speaker 1: my brother is with this in a relationship, and he
Speaker 1: really really really wanted the child. She actually, no, it's
Speaker 1: the same. Sorry, she was in a high profile career.
Speaker 1: She didn't want to have it. So she ended up saying,
Speaker 1: you know what, I will have She wanted a child,
Speaker 1: but she wanted give up career. She said, I will
Speaker 1: have this child if you're willing to be the state
Speaker 1: home dad. So I'll do the first three months the breastfeeding,
Speaker 1: and then I'll go back to work and you can
Speaker 1: stay at home. So it was like a meet half
Speaker 1: way thing, and that's what he did. He was a
Speaker 1: state home dad for a year, and she went back
Speaker 1: to work and kept going with a profession. And it's
Speaker 1: just what worked for them. Modern family. But also if
Speaker 1: you both have high pressure jobs and you're both earning
Speaker 1: a great income, then you can send your kid to daycare.
Speaker 1: Daycare is very accessible, that's always an option. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: maybe they're not. Maybe then, and also the more time
Speaker 1: you spend with your own child after a period of time,
Speaker 1: daycare may become more attractive to all of you.
Speaker 3: Emily, who's making them more money? Here? Who's the red winner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am keeping your job, stay at home dad,
Speaker 1: we've had enough time to get a shift. Like he's
Speaker 1: going to quit his job tomorrow pro create. I'll tell
Speaker 1: him in the morning.
Speaker 3: I want you to.
Speaker 1: Report back, please ayeah next week. Let us know how
Speaker 1: it goes.
Speaker 2: She's like the Life on Cut girls and some sweaty
Speaker 2: guy on the radio told.
Speaker 5: Me to.
Speaker 1: Job and stay home and raise our trial.
Speaker 2: Guys, you can send in questions to The Girls Life
Speaker 2: un Cut the podcast you can get anywhere on the
Speaker 2: free Ihart radio app. It's so much fun. I love
Speaker 2: the pod, and thank you for coming on.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. This is when I say goodbye.
Speaker 1: We love being here. Don't say goodbye next week, just
Speaker 1: the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Laurie, you're just gonna know. You're gonna
Speaker 2: just go on to the table and sleep right.
Speaker 1: And I've got my sleeping bag on my thermals. I'm
Speaker 1: good to go, ready to go. Thanks so much for
Speaker 1: having this. Man's always a pleasure. We love doing this
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: So much fun. I'll see you next week.
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