WEBVTT - #63 Dad Voice Activated

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<v Speaker 1>I did see on the way here, which I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was gave you a giggle. I gave me a giggle.

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<v Speaker 1>It sucks because it's happened to me before I was

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<v Speaker 1>at the lights driving. Someone was standing at the lights

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling with their AirPods and their AirPod case. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>happidly they can be, especially in the morning. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you could be tired. Maybe pre coffee for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone fell out and it fell out about a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times and straight down the train.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no. Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie

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<v Speaker 2>Jay and I'm as This is a podcast that's all

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<v Speaker 2>about parenting. It's the good, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've come wanting any type of advice, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>not here, not today. Ash is getting distracted by a

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<v Speaker 2>little toy dinosaur.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to name him Leticia.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, no advice, no advice, Okay, not today.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, Also, before we do get into it, yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got something for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've come bearing gifts, mate, you got another one. Okay

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<v Speaker 2>for people who are listening. It's a legionnaire's hat pink

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<v Speaker 2>and blue, and mine reads Hi, I'm Matt and I

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<v Speaker 2>like the.

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<v Speaker 1>Party and mine reads Hi, I'm ash and I like

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<v Speaker 1>to party.

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd you get them from?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone tagged us in that and I laughed ha ha

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<v Speaker 1>on there and then this particular brand, Uncle Rico, reached

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<v Speaker 1>out and they're like, do you want one? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, so they send one age.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>They are.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not worn a Legionaires hat since grade five.

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<v Speaker 1>Were going to wear every the whole eversode.

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<v Speaker 2>You look fucking beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Not many men can pull off a Llegion's hat. April

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<v Speaker 2>is a very lucky lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you'd like that. Also, before we get started,

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<v Speaker 1>we like to thank Stonewood.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>We're drinking a Pacific aal today. Get to sname after

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<v Speaker 1>the Pacific Ocean from its home Byron Bay. They call

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<v Speaker 1>it Byron Bay in.

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<v Speaker 2>A bottle you know where I was drinking a stone

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<v Speaker 2>and wood the other day. We've spoken about certain situations.

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<v Speaker 2>Certain occasions make stone and wood even more delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday afternoon in the sun, very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's up there. I think I've got one that's on

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<v Speaker 2>part maybe even better. Wizzle my way into Alian Stadium

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<v Speaker 2>recently for a Rooster's game. Guess what was on tap?

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<v Speaker 2>Stonewood Stone would so I got a last minute ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting down watching the kickoff Stonewood in hand. It was

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<v Speaker 2>fucking beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, choose to stonin Wood for making this episode possible.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to offend you. The hat's great. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take mine off.

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<v Speaker 1>You take that off. I quit this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god. You can wear yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be wearing mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I went full dad Mo at the footy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it felt good. It felt really good. Explain exciting

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<v Speaker 2>for anyone who doesn't know Roosters. The homeland is Bondai

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<v Speaker 2>bond Junction. Recently awful attacks there, and before the game,

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<v Speaker 2>they had some beautiful words that were spoken. We had

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<v Speaker 2>a moment of silence before the game and I was

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<v Speaker 2>sitting next to four or five young men. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to call them. They are about I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>they were fourteen. And so the entire stadium, we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty thousand people here, most of whom are from

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<v Speaker 2>these suburbs. You know everyone. It's hit everyone really hard,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have a moment of silence and we're like

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<v Speaker 2>three seconds in you can hear a pin drop in

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<v Speaker 2>the stadium and the boys to my left were making

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<v Speaker 2>fart noises and I looked over and I and I

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<v Speaker 2>did this, and I dropped my voice just a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>like this, you go on, man, And I was so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking filthy that they were doing this. They were egging

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<v Speaker 2>each other on, they were making fart noises, they were laughing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said, you better shut the fuck up and

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<v Speaker 2>show some respect. And I was ready to punch on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care that these boys were twelve and thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>that one was swinging right there and there. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always when you take an aggressive stance like that,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're trying to have a display of your dominance,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes it can go either way. Sometimes young kids can

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<v Speaker 2>be like, who the fuck are you? Whereas it went

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<v Speaker 2>down like a tree, all of them stopped and looked

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<v Speaker 2>at me with a look of fear. Because I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>very intimidating.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, I've always said that they've probably picked up that

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<v Speaker 1>you were a dad, a doting one at that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think so. I think so. I'm surprised no one

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<v Speaker 2>else said anything. But I also said it loud enough

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<v Speaker 2>that people like in the rope in front and behind

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<v Speaker 2>could have.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard, were you like king shit for the whole game?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I kind of ruined the aim for them beyond

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<v Speaker 2>because we have to then sit next to each other

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<v Speaker 2>for the entire game. And they were supporting Melbourne and

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<v Speaker 2>I was supporting the Roosters. But they did they apologize

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<v Speaker 2>and said we're really sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So it went. It went down. And if they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you going to do about it, I'll be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, because kids are brazen these days, they could have

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<v Speaker 1>gone an opposite way. They just got no they've got

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<v Speaker 1>no respect.

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<v Speaker 2>These kids, they don't make they don't. I want to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you did the right thing. I'm proud of you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>People around there would have been like.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy, the balls on this guy. How many kids

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<v Speaker 1>were there? Four of them?

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<v Speaker 2>It was four? It was four. But and the reason why,

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<v Speaker 2>just for anyone who needs context, the friend who I

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<v Speaker 2>was with lost someone in the attacks. And so that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I was like, how fucking dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>You should have just started swinging.

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<v Speaker 2>I was so close to just that.

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<v Speaker 1>Two wrongs don't make it right.

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<v Speaker 2>They correct correct and luckily I shouldn't have sworn these kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to I want to, I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>that they were like sixteen seventeen, just to make it

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<v Speaker 2>seem like I wasn't going after a bunch of nine

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<v Speaker 2>year olds.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a poor little told actually doing a pero.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine. It feels good to tell off a kid and

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<v Speaker 2>then get the rest and get some respect back. Not

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<v Speaker 2>that I want this to be a regular occurrence now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be telling off kids left right center,

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<v Speaker 2>but every now and then you got to just put

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<v Speaker 2>your foot down, absolutely make your presence.

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<v Speaker 1>I completely agree with you. I couldn't agree more.

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<v Speaker 2>But my mate was like, really, you really changed your

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<v Speaker 2>voice for that, didn't Jed? I was like, yeah, I did,

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<v Speaker 2>if I made my normal voice. And I'm like, can

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<v Speaker 2>you guys be quiet? Like that's got nothing hooligans anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you, mate?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good. I wanted to ask you. Having two kids, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>we all know that I have two kids. Sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>second child can get I mean, I know I hate you,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes the.

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<v Speaker 2>Second thank you for reminding me, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>But the second child sometimes doesn't get the the things

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<v Speaker 1>the first child got, I e. Clothing, Oh yeah, thing,

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<v Speaker 1>so like I mean for you, and there'd be parents

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<v Speaker 1>out there listening as well, who've got more than two kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and the hand me down thing is just it's very

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<v Speaker 1>cost effective. I will say friends of ours who have

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<v Speaker 1>had girls and Macy's youngest, like, we've got all these

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<v Speaker 1>clothes and of course we're going.

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<v Speaker 2>To take it. Well. Luckily, Marley was a pretty scrawny

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<v Speaker 2>little kid and Lola was an absolute nugget, so it

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<v Speaker 2>didn't take long for Lola to reach Marley's size. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I think from the age of two, they were both

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<v Speaker 2>throwing pretty much the same down, which was kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like it's calm on both ways. Now, So when I

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<v Speaker 2>was buying, when I was buying anything, and it's one

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<v Speaker 2>of the great things about having two girls, I would

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<v Speaker 2>just buy two of the same pretty much this I

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<v Speaker 2>just by the same size. It would be like a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit big on Lola, but it's fine, she'll grow

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<v Speaker 2>into it. But I think, yeah, like the down side

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<v Speaker 2>of a second child is that they get they get scraps,

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<v Speaker 2>they get a scrap.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for the hand me downs. I'm not dissing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to understand that it's not like you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the same boat. Everyone else will be in the

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<v Speaker 1>same boat. And for me, I've got a boy and

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<v Speaker 1>a girl, so you think it could make it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more difficult, which it does because Oscar's a

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<v Speaker 1>boy and she's a girl, and he's also very inquisitive.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like, why is Macey wearing my T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we've been over this. You've got a new T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt because you're getting bigger, taller, she's growing into you. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>So there's some things that cross over, there's some things

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<v Speaker 1>that don't. Okay, I get that. Pajamas is a good

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<v Speaker 1>one that cross over because they just sleep in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's that's easy. Juice is pretty easy too, because

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<v Speaker 1>they're usually like white shoes or black shoes. Macy's taken

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar's gum boots. Also, they stink. Fuck this kid's feet stink.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Lola, Lola got into a period where she didn't

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<v Speaker 2>want to wear socks. They Oh yeah, it sucks. These boots.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like cheap plastic boots. And the other day I

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<v Speaker 1>went to change a nappy and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the fuck, this shit stinks. Open the

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<v Speaker 1>nappy up, no shit in there. It was her feet. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fucking gross. So she gets all the hand me

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<v Speaker 1>downs But the other day we April and I realized

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<v Speaker 1>that she needed something. It's something major, it's just something

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<v Speaker 1>that's like we need. So we went to the shops.

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<v Speaker 1>We said, should we go and get this right? And

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, yeah, you know, Mazie, she's bumped pump

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<v Speaker 1>A woman of a girl, A woman what a girl

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<v Speaker 1>of very few words? Yeah, okay, and like worked at

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar of course, was like, I want something too, that's

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<v Speaker 1>another story. Oh that's right. He got new gun boots

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<v Speaker 1>because Macie stile his but and I want to show

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<v Speaker 1>you a video that I've got of Macie and I

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<v Speaker 1>just want you to guess what you think she's received

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<v Speaker 1>is new?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, plenty of time for Macy. Can I just

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<v Speaker 2>say I feel like she's warm to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Not enough time for Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I just feel like the last few times been

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<v Speaker 2>in your plays, she's been there.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been there.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have that little game which is not too

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<v Speaker 2>dissimilar to the game that ruled my relationship with Oscar,

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<v Speaker 2>where I scare her.

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<v Speaker 1>But you planning on abducting Macy too. For those listening,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a video I've taken of Macy. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>to guess what's new.

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<v Speaker 2>She's shrudding down the aisles like she's on a catwalk

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<v Speaker 2>in Milan, looking fan fuckingtastic in a set of brands

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<v Speaker 2>making new pink goggles. Ah. She was palmed so pumped

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<v Speaker 2>that we were like, I think they've even got the

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<v Speaker 2>protective film.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's got their hand me down goggles from Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>her and Oscar where goggles in the bath for fun?

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<v Speaker 1>What it's not weird. There's parents out there listening to

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<v Speaker 1>that guy. Yeah, they think it's fun. They think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun. Also saves with a lot of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of water in the eyes actually, because they should have

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<v Speaker 1>a bath together.

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<v Speaker 2>So I guess it's a good thing. When you're washing

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<v Speaker 2>their hair, they don't get so pop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's a good thing. Yeah, it's in their mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Still I've never done that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they wanted it. And also Oscar was practicing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>going under in the bath and now Macey's like watching him,

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<v Speaker 1>following along, going I want to go on. So she

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<v Speaker 1>had Oscar's hand me down goggles for a long time

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the problem with that.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't a problem with that other than they'd been

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<v Speaker 1>in the bath. They've been wet for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>and wetness contracts mold.

0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:46.200
<v Speaker 2>And we're like turning into a science podcast, Science with

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Carl and trucks mold. I'm listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So you've got molder goggles the teacher. Essentially, the

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<v Speaker 1>teacher said, it's swimming. She needs to start going under.

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<v Speaker 1>All this is a waste.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, the teacher was like, you can't met your child

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<v Speaker 2>wear these moldy pieces. She's going to contract some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of illness and you're like, what's wrong with them? She'd

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<v Speaker 2>be right, I've got barnacles growing on them.

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<v Speaker 1>And the teacher was like, she's got to start going

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<v Speaker 1>under or you're just wasting your money. Essentially, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>she said. Like she's great at floating.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on you. You're the teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she's she's encouraging and like it made her

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a real asshole then, but like she was saying, look,

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<v Speaker 1>we you need to start encouraging it more from your

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<v Speaker 1>side or something, because she just gets traumatized if the

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<v Speaker 1>teacher just goes plump plump anyway, So we're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we do that? We go get you some

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<v Speaker 1>new goggles. You don't go so turn it into something

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<v Speaker 1>that's into something that's exciting. Anyway, she wore the goggles

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<v Speaker 1>around the shop for the rest of the shopping and

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<v Speaker 1>then she when we got in the car and she

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<v Speaker 1>eventually took him off. She had that big thing like

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<v Speaker 1>that's Macy's first none of her first thing she's gotten new.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say that, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Goggle are they fall into the category of items that

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<v Speaker 2>are so easily lost, And like, I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 2>prepare yourself for the frustration of every morning when you

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<v Speaker 2>have sim class being like, where the hell are these goggles?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? I've he was obsessed with you, so we don't

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<v Speaker 1>lose them. He's got him on me. He's just like watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally every every swimming class. Every we come home and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm going to put these here, and then

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<v Speaker 2>the next week rolls by and I'm like, in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm late.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take them into the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>That raad your voice choke. I'll try that's all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll try that.

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<v Speaker 1>That.

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<v Speaker 2>My kids, I don't know, they're like they're not like

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<v Speaker 2>they're not big goggle kids.

0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Oscar the Goggle kids, A big Goggle boy. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>big goggle. Actually he's got big goggles too. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>those little ones like that, they're like huge, like scoomas.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd hate that. I was laughing at them.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually part time yesterday didn't have any goggles problem.

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<v Speaker 1>There's your first problem.

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<v Speaker 2>But something happened, yeah, Ash And And you know, like kids,

0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.640
<v Speaker 2>my kids especially, they're at daycare four days a week.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a lot and so they hang around the

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<v Speaker 2>other kids an awful lot. And Marley's now four. Pretty

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<v Speaker 2>sure she's taking five. She is, thank you Durning.

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<v Speaker 1>Five very soon on the nineteenth of June.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck he's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Oscar is the fourteenth and I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>friendish due on the twenty first.

0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.720
<v Speaker 2>See something in the water nine months ago, everybody was

0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:46.360
<v Speaker 2>what was that?

0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Fucking all the parents? We need that.

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<v Speaker 2>September October October time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, a notorious month for mounting your partners.

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<v Speaker 2>But we'll get Marley into the bar. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes from daycare I'm around other kids, they pick up

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<v Speaker 2>certain words, certain phrases. You know, they'll say something and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, We're like, yeah, you'd you get that

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<v Speaker 2>from the Like oh, I got it from Timmy At.

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<v Speaker 1>Dacare fucking Timmy.

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<v Speaker 2>And Marley put the hand in the water and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>holt ship, that water is hot.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, Timmy needs to check himself.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what did you say? And Lula's

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<v Speaker 2>already in there like none the wiser and she's like

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<v Speaker 2>that water is hot. And I'm like that's a naughty word.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like what of it. She's like, no big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, you know that's a naughty word and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes, yeah, we say naughty words at daycare. I

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<v Speaker 2>also say you're a asshole. That's a piece of What

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck is up? Get just starts rolling and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like you're a piece of ship. You're a fucking asshole.

0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:57.120
<v Speaker 2>He's a bastard.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm sending my kid to this dude.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just like changing through this.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, she sounds like my grandmother.

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<v Speaker 2>This robust vogueab of nothing but swear words. And so

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm also like, Laura, if you got there and

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<v Speaker 2>there's just a board and the sucker kids are there

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<v Speaker 2>with beers in hand, like smoking cigarettes. The daycare teacher

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<v Speaker 2>is Irish, so nothing against Irish people that was racist.

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<v Speaker 2>They do, like I swear. So then Laura's in the kitchen,

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<v Speaker 2>She's heard this come out of Marley's mouth. Also, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>saying it in front of Lola, and Lola's there kind

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<v Speaker 2>of being like what's going on. We pull Marley aside

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, where's this coming from. Also, I know

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<v Speaker 2>that we're not completely innocent. Every now and then we

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<v Speaker 2>drop a swear word.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I expect that sort of language out of Lola,

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<v Speaker 1>not Marley just saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, I agree. But apparently apparently the kids at daycare,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like all the rage right now. Words they're like

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<v Speaker 2>they've come together and they're like teaching each other. There's

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<v Speaker 2>one kid i'll call him Timy. I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 2>his real name. I feel like he's the ring leader.

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<v Speaker 2>But we explained to Marley, like that's a naughty word.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't say that. I sent her under the bath

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<v Speaker 2>and she was like, get me the fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>But dropped her a day care the next day, and

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<v Speaker 2>I will say the day the girls go to. In

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<v Speaker 2>case any of the teachers are listening, they may be

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<v Speaker 2>big fans of the podcast. I can only assume they're

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<v Speaker 2>like I didn't see that on the cricket, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Laura, Laura said, you got to you got

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<v Speaker 2>to say something.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so easy for them to say you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>say something, You say something.

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<v Speaker 2>I pulled the teacher aside and I was like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to know that the kids that

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<v Speaker 2>O'Malley was saying, if you swear words, she's saying that

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<v Speaker 2>she's learned from other kids. But I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 2>point the finger at this kid, you know, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Hate I don't want to point the finger at this kid,

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<v Speaker 1>potentially this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I had him by the collar, check him out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I said, I would hate for Marley to be

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<v Speaker 2>the ring leader here, just to make it seem like

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<v Speaker 2>it did.

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<v Speaker 1>It turned out she was actually we were going to

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<v Speaker 1>know now that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a bit older. Now that she's a bit older,

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<v Speaker 2>she could possibly be the ring leader. She's pretty smart too,

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<v Speaker 2>She's very clever. She could be the one instigating this.

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<v Speaker 2>But they said it's hard right now. Because they had

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<v Speaker 2>noticed that the kids were starting to swear. They quickly

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<v Speaker 2>tried to nip it in the butt and were like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is very naughty. But then the more attention they

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<v Speaker 2>gave it. The more the kids were then like dobbing

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<v Speaker 2>and other each other. The kids were like, hey, Rachel

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<v Speaker 2>just said fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's really hard on the moment because we just

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<v Speaker 1>hired Chopper reed to be a full time.

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<v Speaker 2>The white noise yeah, been playing the background. So then

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, we're trying to you know, trying to manage this.

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<v Speaker 2>But the more attention we give it, then the more

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<v Speaker 2>airtime it gets and the more the kids can't drop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like excuses to me, Matt sounds like excuses, not Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>K Indie probably guess it's bad. That's it is a

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<v Speaker 1>fine line between me like laughing at it and I

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<v Speaker 1>know we speak about this a lot. She was using

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<v Speaker 1>a little gig.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing funnier than the context Toddler using a swear word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean, like, is it the worst thing in

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<v Speaker 2>the world that she's using it in the right context?

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<v Speaker 2>Not my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd much rather use like the F word than like

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<v Speaker 1>sledge someone, unless it's a cleverly crafted sledge.

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<v Speaker 2>Then playing on proud moment, But there's also because Lola

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<v Speaker 2>is in the group below Marley, so they're a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit younger people who don't know Lola's three just turned three?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a question?

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<v Speaker 2>I was? I should have said that Lola is three? Good?

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<v Speaker 1>She is definitely three confidence.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. But Lola's picked up on something which

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<v Speaker 2>she's now using a home as well, really smoking and

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<v Speaker 2>this one. Yeah, she is now doing class run the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking bar. These kids are run it rings around me,

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<v Speaker 2>but she drink. She is now using a phrase which

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<v Speaker 2>again kids are using it without really understanding the full

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<v Speaker 2>impact of the words that they're using.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they don't. Yeah, a lot of the time they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what they're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>And it really hurts me. Man, I can see the

0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:21.840
<v Speaker 2>pain in your eyes. She drips it, she drops it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm being sworn out by Marley. And Lola's now started

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<v Speaker 2>saying I hate.

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<v Speaker 1>You early on to we start saying that ship to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can only assume she doesn't realize what she's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>She knows full well.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you just hate you too? She doesn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>really hurts you?

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<v Speaker 2>Feel better? That really hurts Do.

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<v Speaker 1>You do what I do? Away for him to turn

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<v Speaker 1>around and give him the finger.

0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I come downstairs and I'm like, that's funny, man,

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<v Speaker 2>under my breath. Laura is like, you can't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, she's not listening. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard that, so Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>Now every little time, it doesn't matter what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's like getting her shoes on in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>or getting pajamas on, she's just like, I hate so

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<v Speaker 2>much as she draws it a part of her Winnie

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<v Speaker 2>Blue when he red.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm not some sort of pussy. It's a Winnie Red.

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<v Speaker 1>Now drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone to the days of this household being like a beautiful,

0:21:23.320 --> 0:21:25.560
<v Speaker 2>peaceful environment for all of us to get along, and

0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:28.480
<v Speaker 2>it's turned into I'm living in this is silver Water

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<v Speaker 2>prison essentially.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what it's genes at silver Water. We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to all the prisoners out there. Dude, it's

0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:40.960
<v Speaker 2>your kids. Say that as Oscar is Oscar dropping that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he saying to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah? If he well, I would come down wrath if

0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.080
<v Speaker 1>he was like, I hate you, because I would just

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<v Speaker 1>be like, I hate you too, man, Fire with fire,

0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:54.120
<v Speaker 1>Fire with fire in my house a lot of the time. Wow, okay, well,

0:21:54.200 --> 0:21:57.080
<v Speaker 1>keep me posted. One day She'll love you, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing that makes it hit a little softer

0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:02.760
<v Speaker 2>is the fact that she's kind of saying it to everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's dropping it because you're always at your button heads

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<v Speaker 1>a lot anyway lately.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm already. I'm already that relationship is it's fragile.

0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:17.720
<v Speaker 1>It's like, you know, hard, because it's hard to work

0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:19.480
<v Speaker 1>on with a kid of that age too, because it's

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<v Speaker 1>like you can just be like really overly after them

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<v Speaker 1>and they figure that out.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm also like, I'm avoiding her. Awakenp in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning, she's downstairs, and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look, keep me posted on that. I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to know if she turns it around. I really want

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<v Speaker 1>to know if she starts to say it with intent.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just saying it to everybody. And then she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you mommy, I hate you daddy. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she does it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>She does.

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<v Speaker 2>She's I'm now waiting for her to start like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>bracing myself for her to start spitting on me, which

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<v Speaker 2>actually she does. She's done already, like she she's out

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<v Speaker 2>of control. She's out of control.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's some listeners out they have kids that

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<v Speaker 1>are similar.

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<v Speaker 2>So when Lola drops this comment, I kind of I

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<v Speaker 2>turn into like a bit of a weakling. I just

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<v Speaker 2>I take it. I copy it. I do say I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that Laura is trying. I run to Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura when it happens, she's doing it again.

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<v Speaker 1>You just said it, just doing it again.

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<v Speaker 2>She listens to Laura. She doesn't listen to me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>And so Laura has to explain to her that they're

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:29.600
<v Speaker 2>naughty words and say that you can't you can't say.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Laura will look at me and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't mean it, and I'm like, she does. She

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<v Speaker 2>knows that, she knows she's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows what she's doing. She said it enough to

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what it means.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it just makes me not want to do

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<v Speaker 2>any of those tasks because I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>copy it. So I just I do. I avoid her.

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<v Speaker 2>But I did a podcast with a lady called Jen Mua,

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<v Speaker 2>How Human, and I explained to her her what Lola

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<v Speaker 2>was saying to me. And I was keen to get

0:24:02.000 --> 0:24:05.359
<v Speaker 2>her taking it because she's a child behavioral expert, and

0:24:05.440 --> 0:24:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I believe her. With her response,

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<v Speaker 2>she said that apparently kids between the ages of like

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<v Speaker 2>two to five. They're testing boundaries, right, and the horror

0:24:21.359 --> 0:24:24.840
<v Speaker 2>the fact that Lola keeps pushing me away as much

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<v Speaker 2>as she does, to the point where now she tells

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<v Speaker 2>me that she hates me. It's a good thing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just trying to make you feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And I'm like, please, Jen, go on and explain

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<v Speaker 2>to me how this is a good thing, because right

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<v Speaker 2>now I don't see any good coming from this at

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<v Speaker 2>all other than the fact that I'm feeling very fragile.

0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:47.040
<v Speaker 2>And then she goes, it means that Lola is so

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<v Speaker 2>safe around you, She is so certain with her relationship

0:24:51.480 --> 0:24:54.760
<v Speaker 2>with you that she can push you away without any

0:24:54.800 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 2>fear of abandonment.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows.

0:24:58.880 --> 0:25:03.240
<v Speaker 2>It's working. So apparently, apparently that that is a good sign.

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:03.800
<v Speaker 1>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, well, why doesn't she do it to Laura?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? And she's like, that's all I

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<v Speaker 2>got time for, apparently. So yeah, if you're a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're a parent out there and your kid hates you.

0:25:16.760 --> 0:25:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, congratulations.

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:21.480
<v Speaker 2>It means they feel so safe in your company.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good, very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>So when she's fifteen and she's still doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, she'll actually hate you. Then, Matt Kao's

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:33.800
<v Speaker 1>got you covered this footy season with every game of

0:25:33.880 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 1>every round live and at break free during play.

0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:39.720
<v Speaker 2>It is a big game coming up, and this one's

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<v Speaker 2>very important for me because my situation is a bit

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 2>different to yours. Ash because you're from Manley, your son

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.560
<v Speaker 2>is from Manley, loves Manly. You both support Manly, Happy

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 2>Days Easy. I've got an issue. I'm from Brisbane, Marley's

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:56.920
<v Speaker 2>born here in Sydney. So the game coming up is

0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Sydney versus the Roosters, and I'm drilling into Maley. I

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 2>do like the Roosters in case they are listening, but

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm drilling into Maley that she is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a Broncos supporter even though she's not born here. It

0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:09.919
<v Speaker 2>is a big game, an important one for me and

0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Marley to make sure that we're both on the same

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 2>page supporting the Marty Broncos. Ah.

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.640
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the Miami GP is back and so will all

0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 1>the A list stars, Ken Danny Ricardo bounce back from

0:26:20.520 --> 0:26:24.679
<v Speaker 1>heartbreak in China and Ken Ferroro get back onto the podium.

0:26:24.760 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 2>As it's also a massive weekend of the Sun Corpse,

0:26:27.440 --> 0:26:32.040
<v Speaker 2>super netborg Adelaide, Thunderbirds hosting the Giants, and Melbourne Vixen's

0:26:32.080 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 2>take on Queensland Firebirds in a top of the Table clash.

0:26:35.960 --> 0:26:39.479
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and it's NBA Playoffs season and the Mighty Knicks

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 1>are in the playoffs this year, and you can watch

0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 1>every game from both Eastern and Western Conference finals live

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:46.600
<v Speaker 1>with ESPN on KO.

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:47.879
<v Speaker 2>Why do you support Nicks?

0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:51.479
<v Speaker 1>I just like them fair enough. I've been to an

0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 1>X game that was enough won me over.

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 2>There is plenty of room for everyone, so get on

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.080
<v Speaker 2>board with KO. It's now also available on Hubble.

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<v Speaker 1>So couple of weeks ago, we talked about replacing a

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<v Speaker 1>segment that we have been running for a long time,

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:07.720
<v Speaker 1>which is a meltdown or tantrum of the week, however

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:10.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to call it, with that amazing theme song

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 1>that we do have that people love.

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I can hear right now, the gasps.

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:20.280
<v Speaker 1>The sigh of relief. Oh God. Well, Matt and I

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:21.600
<v Speaker 1>are going to do a live edition of it for

0:27:21.640 --> 0:27:25.719
<v Speaker 1>you right now, but we're going to replace it with

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.679
<v Speaker 1>something that we discussed two weeks ago on an episode

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<v Speaker 1>Petty Things that you do to your partner. Now, it's

0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 1>not overly parenting. It can be parenting because there's some

0:27:35.040 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>things you do that you could do that involves the kids,

0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:41.680
<v Speaker 1>involves the kids that are petty, of course.

0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:43.160
<v Speaker 2>But mostly this is like, this is couples.

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:44.920
<v Speaker 1>This is a couple's kind of get some couple of

0:27:44.960 --> 0:27:48.639
<v Speaker 1>stuff because I think it's fun. And it came from.

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.200
<v Speaker 2>I saw you doing your socials and I thought straight away,

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:52.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like, what do we got here? What we

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 2>got here?

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<v Speaker 1>So I Abral and I had a disagreement, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you solve things in your house.

0:27:59.880 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know the same way that we solved the

0:28:01.600 --> 0:28:02.400
<v Speaker 1>things in my house.

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 2>How do you solve things?

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:06.440
<v Speaker 1>The more immature, the better, okay, because then we laugh

0:28:06.480 --> 0:28:09.199
<v Speaker 1>about it. It's fun. So Abil and I had a

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.480
<v Speaker 1>disagreement about something, and it's my job to make the bed.

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:16.480
<v Speaker 1>So out of spite and pettiness, I made my side

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 1>of the bed and didn't make her so what you like,

0:28:20.720 --> 0:28:23.960
<v Speaker 1>split down the middle, split down the middle, messy clean.

0:28:24.119 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 1>But I made my side of the bed way more

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>neat than I've ever made a bed in my life.

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I was like, it could get a medal. I

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, fold over the top, sheet pillow stacked nicely,

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 1>even like Stemm steamed them. And then her side looked

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>like it had just gone off and an.

0:28:43.640 --> 0:28:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Exploded, like pissed on her side.

0:28:45.320 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pretty much. I left it deuce in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask was she working from home at this point?

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<v Speaker 2>When did you expect her to respond?

0:28:54.080 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 1>She was in a meeting when I made the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>and I knew the meeting and probably go for a

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<v Speaker 1>little while, and I knew I was leaving, so I've

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<v Speaker 1>gone and I made a video about it because I

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:10.840
<v Speaker 1>thought this is funny, and also my whole shtick is

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:12.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to try and get those relatable moments and

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 1>things that you do that people go, oh, fuck, we do.

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 2>That, that's funny or shit like that.

0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 1>And anyway, I'm like on the way I think I

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.720
<v Speaker 1>was on the way here, and I get a phone

0:29:20.720 --> 0:29:23.040
<v Speaker 1>call and she was like, what's the deal with a bet?

0:29:23.600 --> 0:29:25.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what you're talking about,

0:29:27.480 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, very funny, ha ha, And we

0:29:32.160 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 1>had to laugh about it and then the argument eventually

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:37.120
<v Speaker 1>fixed itself. But it got me thinking about what are

0:29:37.120 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>the petty things that you do to your significant others.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've decided to create a new segment called Petty

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<v Speaker 1>Couple Welcome down the Street, Petty Couple.

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 2>They kind of liked it with me dirty couple, I

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<v Speaker 2>love you, but immiture.

0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:06.040
<v Speaker 1>No one can push me bad. Lag you.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash. When I found out about this segment, I was

0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:10.600
<v Speaker 2>thinking to myself, do I do anything petty? I was like,

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:11.160
<v Speaker 2>surely not.

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Of course you do it.

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:13.800
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know. That's not me. It's not in

0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 2>my nature. I'm not that type of person. And then

0:30:17.520 --> 0:30:20.760
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh gosh, there are a few things. Yeah,

0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 2>and one of them is off the back of the

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.680
<v Speaker 2>fact that I am and Laura will probably disagree with this,

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:31.240
<v Speaker 2>but I do the washing at home that falls into

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:35.840
<v Speaker 2>my remit the clothes washing. Wow, you actually do That's

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 2>my job, bro, that's my job because I'm always.

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Say you clothes always looks so nice.

0:30:39.920 --> 0:30:43.080
<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. Thank you for noticing. Except I

0:30:43.240 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 2>made a mistake. This caused such a big argument at

0:30:47.600 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 2>the time. I got the washing. If it's white's great,

0:30:51.680 --> 0:30:54.960
<v Speaker 2>If it's colors, cool, That's how I separate them. Laura

0:30:55.040 --> 0:31:00.520
<v Speaker 2>had I think it was a silkish dress. It was colored,

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:02.560
<v Speaker 2>so I was just like, I don't know.

0:31:03.040 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't know what to do with it? I don't

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 1>know tag either.

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm like, cool, if it's in the washing basket,

0:31:08.960 --> 0:31:11.440
<v Speaker 2>that's just play on. Right do you wash silk?

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:12.280
<v Speaker 1>What do you do with it?

0:31:12.280 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Apparently not? Well, like it needed to be washed on

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:20.240
<v Speaker 2>a delicate cycle. I now know, okay, but at the

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 2>time I just lumped in with everything else. So I

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 2>ruined a beautiful silk dress, which I now also know

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 2>is very expensive. But Laura came home and she was like,

0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 2>what are you doing?

0:31:31.600 --> 0:31:40.600
<v Speaker 1>You you're wearing I know this is a segment, but

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 1>she was like, you like, you.

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Do not read the instructions. And I'm like, I don't

0:31:44.080 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 2>own a dress. I don't. I don't own anything silk.

0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:49.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, all right?

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Upsetting me up, and so I was like, it's not

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 2>my fault. This is you should tell me, be like, hey,

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.240
<v Speaker 2>there's a silk dress in there. It needs to be

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:02.040
<v Speaker 2>handled differently, right right, just back me, back me up.

0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:04.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not not backing you. Why. You can see where

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>it's going, Like looking at the table, I can see

0:32:07.200 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 1>where it's going.

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 2>You always fucking side with Laura. Sorry, don't you dare

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 2>range your voice to me? Sorry? I apologize. Good anyway.

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>So what I do now, which is a little bit petty,

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 2>and what annoyed me is the fact that I was like,

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I do all the washing, all right, instead of you

0:32:26.520 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>being grateful for the fact that you don't have to

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:32.520
<v Speaker 2>put any washing on. She does sometimes, but ninetaersent the

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:34.040
<v Speaker 2>time it's my job.

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:34.920
<v Speaker 1>She never does it.

0:32:35.440 --> 0:32:38.360
<v Speaker 2>So when I do the washing, I remove her items.

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't wash her items. I just washed mine.

0:32:43.640 --> 0:32:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I washed the kids stay. I've done a similar thing.

0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 1>I hung my stuff up and not hers. So all

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 1>my stuff was dry, and all the stuff was still

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>in the washing machine.

0:32:56.640 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 2>And it's stunk. Is that just all the titles out

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>of the back of an argument. That's just for fun.

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:08.840
<v Speaker 1>We have got some from listeners, Matt, that's a great one,

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 1>and this is what I'm talking about. That's my fucking

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.040
<v Speaker 1>bread and butter. So if you do, we're going to

0:33:14.120 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 1>read a couple out here. But if you do have any,

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>please send some to Hello at two Doting dads dot

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 1>com or d m us on two Doting Dad's Instagram page,

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:23.720
<v Speaker 1>or send it to Matt and right. Either way we

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 1>will try and get to as many as we can.

0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 1>But for now we're going to just read off a

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:28.920
<v Speaker 1>couple what.

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you got? What do you got? What do you got?

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:37.040
<v Speaker 1>People are fucked read me? Okay this one, this one

0:33:37.160 --> 0:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>comes from I'm just going to go anonymous and case

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:42.600
<v Speaker 1>it's not meant to be. They don't want to give

0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 1>themselves away because they must do this behind their back,

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 1>which is way better. They got to say, if he

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:53.800
<v Speaker 1>leaves a fingernail lying around the house, I shove it

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>into his deodrant.

0:33:57.400 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean in the I'm.

0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Assuming it's a role. So he rolled ends up rolling

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:08.440
<v Speaker 1>the fingernail or toenail into his armpit that he obviously

0:34:08.480 --> 0:34:10.799
<v Speaker 1>doesn't know. So it's kind of a little for her

0:34:11.080 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>internally to be like, fuck you.

0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's like a speed stick. Yeah, she's embedding the

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:17.880
<v Speaker 2>nails into the.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:23.919
<v Speaker 1>That's the first one I read that's really brilliant.

0:34:23.920 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 2>And this one is from Dannielle. I won't say last name,

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 2>what's her address? She says, the petty thing I do

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:34.120
<v Speaker 2>with my partner, I feel the bin bag as much

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 2>as I fucking can, because that's that's his job. I

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:42.799
<v Speaker 2>want to know, like, is she finding things to throw

0:34:42.880 --> 0:34:45.759
<v Speaker 2>out just so He's like he's just feeling he's just

0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 2>taking the bin bag out and she's like filling it

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:48.760
<v Speaker 2>up in five minutes.

0:34:48.800 --> 0:34:52.319
<v Speaker 1>It's so good. I love them. I know that you're

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 1>all doing something petty to each other and I want

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:59.960
<v Speaker 1>to know about it because I fucking love it, or

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 1>so it gives me ideas. Oh poor April, I know

0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I said the other day, and I haven't quite executed

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:10.600
<v Speaker 1>it yet. I'm trying to execute it before this comes

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>out right and then I can update you. But April

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:19.040
<v Speaker 1>does this thing at the moment where she's not complaining

0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:23.840
<v Speaker 1>about my cooking. She's more like getting over the meals.

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:26.480
<v Speaker 1>The meals like she's like, it's not your cooking because

0:35:26.480 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 1>it's like, I'm just over steak for example.

0:35:28.680 --> 0:35:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so how many meals?

0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Who the fuck is over steak?

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:35.520
<v Speaker 2>I feel like men vegetarians? And how many meals do

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:36.200
<v Speaker 2>you have on rotation?

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even rotating. I'm not even there's just like

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:40.759
<v Speaker 1>something if I'm like, oh, just cook that because it's

0:35:40.800 --> 0:35:43.359
<v Speaker 1>easy this week, and she'll be like, I probably haven't

0:35:43.360 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 1>cooked in ages.

0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't really like, what are you having the steak with?

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:46.760
<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask? Quickly?

0:35:46.960 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Meeting too? Veg? What veg you got We're going to

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:54.960
<v Speaker 1>do brocoli if she wants broccoli. I'm pretty flexible. Also,

0:35:55.040 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 1>it's not a fucking restaurant. Jesus. Anyway, that's not the point.

0:35:59.680 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>So I thought to myself, and I'm going to do this,

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and before I'm going to do it, because she will

0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:08.200
<v Speaker 1>complain about my cooking between now and then. I was

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 1>going to cook the next time, Just cook me dinner

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:13.799
<v Speaker 1>and then be like dinner's ready, and be at the

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>table and her play empty and I play full. And

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:21.359
<v Speaker 1>then when she's like, there's mine. That is what's hard

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.680
<v Speaker 1>for you to complain when there's nothing to complain about.

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:29.880
<v Speaker 2>That is such, that's such an aggressive move, it's warranted.

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>That's like, that means it's war.

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>That is like she'll forget, she'll forget before having any paypack.

0:36:37.600 --> 0:36:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Once you're going to like, once you're entering that level

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:46.480
<v Speaker 2>of pettiness, it's like it's so fun. It's m hmm.

0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we'll see. I'll keep you updated with that.

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 2>I like. I like the pettiness where the other person's

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 2>not quite sure that it's happening, like I do. I

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:56.800
<v Speaker 2>do sometimes I think like Laura might look at the

0:36:56.840 --> 0:36:59.839
<v Speaker 2>laundry basket and be like, oh, my thing is really

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 2>maybe mine would just at the bottom.

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Of the pi.

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe we just didn't make that load I had,

0:37:05.080 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 2>whereas it's all absolutely strategic. Yeah.

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I when I used to work at the Timb, I

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>don't want to my own many jobs. I used to

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 1>share like this long desk with someone. Right, It's a

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.520
<v Speaker 1>really long desk and there was a pole in the

0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:20.280
<v Speaker 1>middle of it, and it determined who's how big eachhit

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:23.160
<v Speaker 1>of our desk work. That was the divider. And I

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:24.839
<v Speaker 1>was so pety that every time he pissed me off,

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I would get When he wasn't there, I'd get under

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:29.640
<v Speaker 1>the table, unscrew the leg and move it towards his

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:32.040
<v Speaker 1>side so my desk could slowly get bigger. I did

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:35.800
<v Speaker 1>that for three years, and then when I left, he

0:37:35.960 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 1>looked under the I said, look under the table, and

0:37:38.239 --> 0:37:41.000
<v Speaker 1>there was all the screw marks from ad moved it

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>like that far.

0:37:42.360 --> 0:37:43.480
<v Speaker 2>You are a psychopath.

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I've got time.

0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:47.359
<v Speaker 2>Can I just quickly? Can I have one more from

0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:54.120
<v Speaker 2>from Maddie? And this is a great why oh mad

0:37:55.120 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 2>mad d She says, my husband is terrible at returning

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 2>coffee up to the kitchen, so I make my coffee

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:06.720
<v Speaker 2>in the nice mug, and then I use the mugs

0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 2>that I know he hates for his coffee. And that

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:15.400
<v Speaker 2>is so beautiful because you can just you can, you

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:18.880
<v Speaker 2>can act innocent, be like I didn't realize. Oh that's correct.

0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:22.879
<v Speaker 2>Deep down there's such deep seated hatred, I know. Yeah,

0:38:22.920 --> 0:38:23.800
<v Speaker 2>between couples.

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:25.759
<v Speaker 1>When you do something like that'll get them.

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Enjoy that mug, piece of shit.

0:38:32.640 --> 0:38:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh very good. All right, keep coming. Let's move on

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:37.920
<v Speaker 1>to some questions. Matt, what have you What have you

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:38.360
<v Speaker 1>got for me?

0:38:38.480 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Question number one is from Ginger says, vasectomy or

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 2>pill advice on who you think should be responsible for contraception?

0:38:50.239 --> 0:38:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Very good. I think it depends on the circumstance. Go on. Well, yeah,

0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 1>there's a couple of things here. In what circumstances?

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Say Mary, I think this is in reference to married

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:07.759
<v Speaker 2>couples obviously obviously obviously ash those who were no longer

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 2>wanting to have kids, hence the vasectomy. Yeah. So I

0:39:11.840 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 2>think if you're at a position where you are certain

0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 2>that you do not want to have kids anymore, it

0:39:17.680 --> 0:39:18.680
<v Speaker 2>should be up to the guy.

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, definitely it was. Look how it happened is

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 1>like I was a typical man where it's like, no,

0:39:30.200 --> 0:39:32.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing it, I'm gonna lose my supervower that

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 1>sort of shit, you know, like dumb shit, immature shit.

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:37.879
<v Speaker 1>But then I remember I told the story as well

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 1>that I got it done trying to get sex right,

0:39:43.560 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 1>didn't backtfight completely.

0:39:45.920 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 2>Just remind me, did April say that like, if you

0:39:47.920 --> 0:39:49.160
<v Speaker 2>don't get it, we won't have sex.

0:39:49.680 --> 0:39:52.319
<v Speaker 1>No, I wasn't that. I was trying to impress her. Okay, yeah,

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>it was just because because she she obviously didn't want

0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>to go on the pill, because there's obviously side effects

0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:01.279
<v Speaker 1>to to being on the pill.

0:40:01.320 --> 0:40:02.799
<v Speaker 2>With ye, Laura is not on the pill at the moment.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:04.800
<v Speaker 1>I never was like you better get back on the

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:06.719
<v Speaker 1>pill or anything like that, because I think that's disrespectful.

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 1>All right. I think it should be an open conversation

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:13.879
<v Speaker 1>and what works best for you. If April was like, look,

0:40:13.880 --> 0:40:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to go back on the pill, there was

0:40:15.280 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 1>no real side effects for me whatever, we would have

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:21.160
<v Speaker 1>gone down that route. We used condoms because she didn't

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 1>want to do that, and I never was like you

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:24.680
<v Speaker 1>should do that, but she was like, I think you

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 1>shouldet to asect me, and I was like, no, realistically

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>like sense, it makes total sense. It's so quick and easy.

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean, guys have got it pretty fucking good when

0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 2>it comes to all things contraception and childbirth and raising kids.

0:40:38.080 --> 0:40:40.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that the least you could do it when you're

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.640
<v Speaker 1>gettingnuts chopped off when you get So.

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:46.200
<v Speaker 2>What is it like in your mid thirties forties, like

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 2>your partner for their entire life has been in charge

0:40:49.520 --> 0:40:50.239
<v Speaker 2>of the contraception.

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hey, I'll do it. Yeah, carry the load for

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:59.880
<v Speaker 1>a little while. Yeah, not literally, but also if she

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 1>believes me, man I go up as I go up

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 1>a few points in the singles Game of the fifty

0:41:06.600 --> 0:41:08.839
<v Speaker 1>year Olds where it's like, have you heard astress out

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 1>of a sectomy? And he's ready to go.

0:41:10.920 --> 0:41:13.520
<v Speaker 2>Let's be honest, you're never leaving April.

0:41:13.760 --> 0:41:19.080
<v Speaker 1>No, she will have duel run. Okay, all right, here

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.920
<v Speaker 1>we go. The other question, this is from Christina. Do

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 1>you ever fear you aren't being a good enough parent?

0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I think every parent feels like they're doing in moments,

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.399
<v Speaker 2>not all the time, feeling like they're not doing enough,

0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Like it's never you're never going to be. There's no

0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 2>such thing as a perfect parent.

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:38.800
<v Speaker 1>This is this different for everyone.

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Good you are, those little assholes will make life hell.

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 1>They'll figure out a way.

0:41:44.239 --> 0:41:46.239
<v Speaker 2>That's what they do. That's what they do, it's what

0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:49.480
<v Speaker 2>they're good. Are that way out, And like there's always

0:41:49.480 --> 0:41:52.319
<v Speaker 2>going to be moments where you're exhausted and you've got

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>no patience.

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.279
<v Speaker 1>And also whether you question, I think a lot of

0:41:55.320 --> 0:41:58.160
<v Speaker 1>the time you not in the moment, but maybe in

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:02.239
<v Speaker 1>reflection you think, like that was shiit. I know for me,

0:42:02.640 --> 0:42:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty confident in not my parenting, not that it's

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:11.239
<v Speaker 1>correct or perfect or the best way to do it.

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm confident, like call, don't you dare, But like I'm

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.799
<v Speaker 1>pretty confident with my abilities. And they're not great, they're

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:25.320
<v Speaker 1>not amazing. They're there where I think they should be,

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.560
<v Speaker 1>and I'm happy with that. Other people might not be,

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:31.800
<v Speaker 1>and that's fine. Fucking mind your own fucking business. But like,

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:37.439
<v Speaker 1>sometimes sometimes I'm with other parents that are so their

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:42.359
<v Speaker 1>intuition and their parent skills because whether they've learned, they've

0:42:42.440 --> 0:42:47.240
<v Speaker 1>taken the time to learn, or they're just built different. Okay,

0:42:47.400 --> 0:42:50.320
<v Speaker 1>but there's sometimes where I've gone like that when I

0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:52.239
<v Speaker 1>was I was telling you the story about like we

0:42:52.360 --> 0:42:54.719
<v Speaker 1>went away with these other with these other parents and

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:56.760
<v Speaker 1>their kids. And one of the moms is so great,

0:42:57.200 --> 0:43:00.160
<v Speaker 1>she's built to be a mum. And she was like, like,

0:43:00.440 --> 0:43:02.239
<v Speaker 1>we were making the kids lunch, and I just give

0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:04.000
<v Speaker 1>the kids a fold over and if you don't know

0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 1>what to foldover is were you're butter. I'm oh, this

0:43:07.160 --> 0:43:10.320
<v Speaker 1>is such a horrible thing to do. I just essentially

0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 1>make half a sandwich folded over and give it to them.

0:43:12.840 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>That's a foldover, Okay, it's a classic.

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:15.080
<v Speaker 2>What's on it?

0:43:15.200 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Peanut butter whatever, usually just peanut butter. And she was

0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:21.880
<v Speaker 1>making like a sandwich platter and she wasn't doing it

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:26.719
<v Speaker 1>to show off that's stuff she does. And it was like, well,

0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:30.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm feel like a shit parent. But then I was like,

0:43:32.040 --> 0:43:33.280
<v Speaker 1>food turns into shit.

0:43:33.920 --> 0:43:35.160
<v Speaker 2>So what's the big deal?

0:43:35.239 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 1>What's a big deal?

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Do you ever have some moments when you're at the

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.440
<v Speaker 2>park and it's a bit like sport and that some

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:43.160
<v Speaker 2>days you know you just got your eye in and

0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:46.080
<v Speaker 2>you're on point and you're playing well. And there's other

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:48.440
<v Speaker 2>times where like, there are times where I can get

0:43:48.480 --> 0:43:51.840
<v Speaker 2>on my kids level. I'm playing tea parties, they're enjoying

0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:54.680
<v Speaker 2>my company. There's other times where like I can't. I

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 2>find it hard to interact with my kids, Like it's

0:43:57.200 --> 0:43:59.279
<v Speaker 2>just it's just not happening, right, Yeah. And there's some

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:01.359
<v Speaker 2>moments where I look like another dad at the park

0:44:01.840 --> 0:44:05.360
<v Speaker 2>and he's like he was he was playing, like he

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:07.560
<v Speaker 2>was catching his kids. He was he was just dragged

0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 2>and he was like rah, and the kid was running

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:12.440
<v Speaker 2>away and he was like, come here, Timmy. And I

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.319
<v Speaker 2>was having a day where I was struggling to get

0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:18.640
<v Speaker 2>on my kids levels of Mola was like I hate

0:44:18.640 --> 0:44:21.160
<v Speaker 2>you and I was like, oh, the dragon's coming, and

0:44:21.200 --> 0:44:24.800
<v Speaker 2>she's like fuck off. And it's those moments where I

0:44:24.920 --> 0:44:27.920
<v Speaker 2>see someone else like out parenting me, like out dubting me,

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 2>where I'm like, oh, I'm a bit crap. Yeah, I'm

0:44:32.120 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 2>a bit crap. There was even at daycare. The kids

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:38.640
<v Speaker 2>have been working on doing a little project a presentation.

0:44:38.920 --> 0:44:41.840
<v Speaker 2>So they choose a topic they four therefore therefore, so

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:44.440
<v Speaker 2>they do it with the teacher obviously, so it's they

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 2>get like a big cardboard piece of paper. Marley chose snails.

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:49.920
<v Speaker 2>She will draw some pictures of snails, stick it to

0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:52.600
<v Speaker 2>the cardboard, and she wrote a couple of facts, I e.

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 2>Snails have the most teeth out of any animal.

0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Or snails are slow? Fact? Fact, do they have the

0:44:58.640 --> 0:45:01.880
<v Speaker 1>most teeth out of any animal? That's like when that's bullshit?

0:45:01.960 --> 0:45:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what's hanging out?

0:45:02.880 --> 0:45:05.040
<v Speaker 1>It's like when they say long legs are the most

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:07.600
<v Speaker 1>poisonous spiders just because they can't pierce.

0:45:07.400 --> 0:45:11.279
<v Speaker 2>The skin, garbage, you call them Maley a liar. Yes,

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:13.439
<v Speaker 2>well I didn't fact check this point. I just put

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:13.879
<v Speaker 2>it in there.

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<v Speaker 1>She's at a school going Danny said, the name got

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<v Speaker 1>the most teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me even have mouths.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got the ugliest eyes, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Mate. A garden snail has about fourteen thousand teeth. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>some species have up to twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Thousand, blinding dar there you go, but imagine the dental bills.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, so all the kids do a presentation on their topic, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura and I came in. They did the presentation Maley's cardboard.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it was done by a four year old, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a kid. When Marley went to the corner

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<v Speaker 2>of the room where all the projects were lined up,

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<v Speaker 2>there was one. Marley was even like, look at this

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<v Speaker 2>one over here. They chosen spiders and they had done

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<v Speaker 2>they'd recreated spy it is with like a little like

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<v Speaker 2>phone ball with like the pipe cleaners, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>this project was incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>It was an adults, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was an adults job. And I was like, Oh, all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, Maley's project looked a little shit shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But keeping in mind it's by a four year old,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, I'm a I'm a bad parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Let your kid do the project.

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<v Speaker 2>Let your kid do the project, all right, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>not that they're scoring him unless that kid did do

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<v Speaker 2>the project. And I'm like, damn, that was red hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid needs to be tested. Yeah, I know what you mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't really know what you mean because I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't had to do the presentation yet. Looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck to Oscar when that time comes, you and

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<v Speaker 2>him both.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, what are we going to do? What are we

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<v Speaker 1>going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever it will be, it'll be lackluster and and Ash's words,

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<v Speaker 2>he's okay with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, I'm fine with that. There's nothing wrong with mediocracy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a big word for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to say that you may have seen

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<v Speaker 2>on our socials that we do have. Pre Order is

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<v Speaker 2>available for the book Two Doting Dads, The Quest for

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<v Speaker 2>free time. Some are calling it the best kids book

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<v Speaker 2>ever written. Absolutely, those people are myself an act.

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<v Speaker 1>Only two have actually read it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can only dream a bit like the hungry caterpillar

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<v Speaker 2>that generations to carmash. Even at a point where you

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<v Speaker 2>and I are no longer around, that kids are still

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<v Speaker 2>reading this book and it's being enjoyed by not just

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<v Speaker 2>the parents, but the kids as well. That is my dream.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to make it into a movie. Each film,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we hope what that will happen.

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<v Speaker 2>But it is available for pre order. It doesn't come

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<v Speaker 2>out until August, but if you want to get your

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<v Speaker 2>hands on it, you can order it now. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>link in the bio and the show notes of this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We would love your.

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<v Speaker 1>Support, absolutely we would. And if you've enjoyed this episode, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Or before we go, oh fuck, before we go. This

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<v Speaker 2>is concerning Oh fuck, what have I done? This is

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<v Speaker 2>concerning good friend of mine currently pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>They were talking to the midwife and the husband said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can you recommend any podcasts out there? Parenting podcast? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what was recommended by the midwife to shut up traded,

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<v Speaker 2>feel traded?

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<v Speaker 1>Please stop what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>The next generation is absolutely doomed.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to say that we're going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a hand in that.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've been directed here by New South Wales.

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<v Speaker 1>Health, turn right around. Get a new midwife.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who this midwife is.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to if she's listening, thank you, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. But also no, no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no no, keep it. I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>say something else, nice, go on, you're doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 2>That feels weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel dirty saying it. Anyway. I you enjoyed this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>please share it with a midwife or a friend. Feel

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<v Speaker 1>free to live a review as well. That'd be great.

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<v Speaker 2>We love it.

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<v Speaker 1>We get together every Sunday and we read them. So

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<v Speaker 1>we do We still do that. We still do that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great feedback on Spotify, We get the odd

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<v Speaker 2>one on Apple podcast. I love more. I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>Jump on, yeah, jump on our socials. Give us a

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<v Speaker 1>follow sensor DM and I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's everything.

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<v Speaker 1>That's everything for today.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations on wearing the Legions hat the entire episode.

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<v Speaker 1>My head is itchy. We'll see you guys, okay you

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Keeper.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 2>throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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<v Speaker 1>Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on gadagle Land