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Speaker 1: I did see on the way here, which I thought

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Speaker 1: It sucks because it's happened to me before I was

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Speaker 1: happidly they can be, especially in the morning. You're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: Oh no. Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie

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Speaker 2: Jay and I'm as This is a podcast that's all

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Speaker 2: about parenting. It's the good, the.

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Speaker 1: Bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you've come wanting any type of advice, unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: not here, not today. Ash is getting distracted by a

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Speaker 2: little toy dinosaur.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to name him Leticia.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, no advice, no advice, Okay, not today.

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Speaker 1: Then, Also, before we do get into it, yeah, I've

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Speaker 2: You've come bearing gifts, mate, you got another one. Okay

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Speaker 2: for people who are listening. It's a legionnaire's hat pink

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Speaker 2: and blue, and mine reads Hi, I'm Matt and I

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Speaker 2: like the.

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Speaker 1: Party and mine reads Hi, I'm ash and I like

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Speaker 1: to party.

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Speaker 2: Where'd you get them from?

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Speaker 1: Someone tagged us in that and I laughed ha ha

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Speaker 1: on there and then this particular brand, Uncle Rico, reached

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Speaker 1: out and they're like, do you want one? I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, so they send one age.

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Speaker 2: They're very comfy.

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Speaker 1: They are.

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Speaker 2: I have not worn a Legionaires hat since grade five.

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Speaker 1: Were going to wear every the whole eversode.

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Speaker 2: You look fucking beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Not many men can pull off a Llegion's hat. April

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Speaker 1: I thought you'd like that. Also, before we get started,

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Speaker 1: we like to thank Stonewood.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: We're drinking a Pacific aal today. Get to sname after

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Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean from its home Byron Bay. They call

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Speaker 2: A bottle you know where I was drinking a stone

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Speaker 2: and wood the other day. We've spoken about certain situations.

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Speaker 2: Certain occasions make stone and wood even more delicious.

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Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon in the sun, very very good.

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Speaker 2: That's up there. I think I've got one that's on

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Speaker 2: part maybe even better. Wizzle my way into Alian Stadium

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Speaker 2: recently for a Rooster's game. Guess what was on tap?

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Speaker 2: Stonewood Stone would so I got a last minute ticket.

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Speaker 1: Yes, choose to stonin Wood for making this episode possible.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to offend you. The hat's great. I'm

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Speaker 1: You take that off. I quit this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank god. You can wear yours.

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Speaker 2: I went full dad Mo at the footy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it felt good. It felt really good. Explain exciting

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Speaker 1: Man, I've always said that they've probably picked up that

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Speaker 1: I completely agree with you. I couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 2: But my mate was like, really, you really changed your

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Speaker 2: Second thank you for reminding me, sorry about that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, plenty of time for Macy. Can I just

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Not enough time for Oscar.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just feel like the last few times been

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Speaker 1: She's been there.

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Speaker 1: it's a video I've taken of Macy. I want you

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Speaker 2: prison essentially.

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Speaker 1: This is what it's genes at silver Water. We love you.

439
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 2: Shout out to all the prisoners out there. Dude, it's

440
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 2: your kids. Say that as Oscar is Oscar dropping that.

441
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 2: What's he saying to you?

442
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 1: Nah? If he well, I would come down wrath if

443
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 1: he was like, I hate you, because I would just

444
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 1: be like, I hate you too, man, Fire with fire,

445
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 1: Fire with fire in my house a lot of the time. Wow, okay, well,

446
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: keep me posted. One day She'll love you, mate.

447
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 2: The only thing that makes it hit a little softer

448
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: is the fact that she's kind of saying it to everyone.

449
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: It's not just me.

450
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 1: She's dropping it because you're always at your button heads

451
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,160
Speaker 1: a lot anyway lately.

452
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm already. I'm already that relationship is it's fragile.

453
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, hard, because it's hard to work

454
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: on with a kid of that age too, because it's

455
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,520
Speaker 1: like you can just be like really overly after them

456
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,480
Speaker 1: and they figure that out.

457
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 2: So now I'm also like, I'm avoiding her. Awakenp in

458
00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 2: the morning, she's downstairs, and I'm like.

459
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Speaker 1: Well, look, keep me posted on that. I really want

460
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,640
Speaker 1: to know if she turns it around. I really want

461
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 1: to know if she starts to say it with intent.

462
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: She's just saying it to everybody. And then she was like,

463
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Speaker 1: I love you mommy, I hate you daddy. I want

464
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Speaker 1: to know.

465
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 2: Oh she does it as well.

466
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 1: She does.

467
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 2: She's I'm now waiting for her to start like I'm

468
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 2: bracing myself for her to start spitting on me, which

469
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 2: actually she does. She's done already, like she she's out

470
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Speaker 2: of control. She's out of control.

471
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Speaker 1: I'm sure there's some listeners out they have kids that

472
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 1: are similar.

473
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Speaker 2: So when Lola drops this comment, I kind of I

474
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,439
Speaker 2: turn into like a bit of a weakling. I just

475
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 2: I take it. I copy it. I do say I don't.

476
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 2: I don't like that Laura is trying. I run to Laura,

477
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: Laura when it happens, she's doing it again.

478
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: You just said it, just doing it again.

479
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 2: She listens to Laura. She doesn't listen to me.

480
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 1: That's fair.

481
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: And so Laura has to explain to her that they're

482
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 2: naughty words and say that you can't you can't say.

483
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 2: And then Laura will look at me and she's like,

484
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 2: she doesn't mean it, and I'm like, she does. She

485
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,119
Speaker 2: knows that, she knows she's doing.

486
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: She knows what she's doing. She said it enough to

487
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: know exactly what it means.

488
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 2: And then it just makes me not want to do

489
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: any of those tasks because I don't want to be

490
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: copy it. So I just I do. I avoid her.

491
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 2: But I did a podcast with a lady called Jen Mua,

492
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 2: How Human, and I explained to her her what Lola

493
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: was saying to me. And I was keen to get

494
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 2: her taking it because she's a child behavioral expert, and

495
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if I believe her. With her response,

496
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 2: she said that apparently kids between the ages of like

497
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: two to five. They're testing boundaries, right, and the horror

498
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 2: the fact that Lola keeps pushing me away as much

499
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 2: as she does, to the point where now she tells

500
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 2: me that she hates me. It's a good thing. Oh,

501
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 2: I love her.

502
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: They're just trying to make you feel better.

503
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,640
Speaker 2: Okay, And I'm like, please, Jen, go on and explain

504
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 2: to me how this is a good thing, because right

505
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 2: now I don't see any good coming from this at

506
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 2: all other than the fact that I'm feeling very fragile.

507
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 2: And then she goes, it means that Lola is so

508
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 2: safe around you, She is so certain with her relationship

509
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: with you that she can push you away without any

510
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: fear of abandonment.

511
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: She knows.

512
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: It's working. So apparently, apparently that that is a good sign.

513
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: There you go.

514
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 2: So I'm like, well, why doesn't she do it to Laura?

515
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: Is it just me? And she's like, that's all I

516
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: got time for, apparently. So yeah, if you're a kid,

517
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: if you're a parent out there and your kid hates you.

518
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: Congratulations, congratulations.

519
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,480
Speaker 2: It means they feel so safe in your company.

520
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: Very good, very very good.

521
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 2: So when she's fifteen and she's still doing it.

522
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, she'll actually hate you. Then, Matt Kao's

523
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: got you covered this footy season with every game of

524
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: every round live and at break free during play.

525
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: It is a big game coming up, and this one's

526
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 2: very important for me because my situation is a bit

527
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: different to yours. Ash because you're from Manley, your son

528
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 2: is from Manley, loves Manly. You both support Manly, Happy

529
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: Days Easy. I've got an issue. I'm from Brisbane, Marley's

530
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 2: born here in Sydney. So the game coming up is

531
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,600
Speaker 2: Sydney versus the Roosters, and I'm drilling into Maley. I

532
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 2: do like the Roosters in case they are listening, but

533
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 2: I'm drilling into Maley that she is going to be

534
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: a Broncos supporter even though she's not born here. It

535
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 2: is a big game, an important one for me and

536
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: Marley to make sure that we're both on the same

537
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: page supporting the Marty Broncos. Ah.

538
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 1: Yes, the Miami GP is back and so will all

539
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: the A list stars, Ken Danny Ricardo bounce back from

540
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,679
Speaker 1: heartbreak in China and Ken Ferroro get back onto the podium.

541
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 2: As it's also a massive weekend of the Sun Corpse,

542
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 2: super netborg Adelaide, Thunderbirds hosting the Giants, and Melbourne Vixen's

543
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 2: take on Queensland Firebirds in a top of the Table clash.

544
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,479
Speaker 1: Yes, and it's NBA Playoffs season and the Mighty Knicks

545
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: are in the playoffs this year, and you can watch

546
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: every game from both Eastern and Western Conference finals live

547
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 1: with ESPN on KO.

548
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: Why do you support Nicks?

549
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,479
Speaker 1: I just like them fair enough. I've been to an

550
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: X game that was enough won me over.

551
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,399
Speaker 2: There is plenty of room for everyone, so get on

552
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 2: board with KO. It's now also available on Hubble.

553
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: So couple of weeks ago, we talked about replacing a

554
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: segment that we have been running for a long time,

555
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: which is a meltdown or tantrum of the week, however

556
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: you want to call it, with that amazing theme song

557
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: that we do have that people love.

558
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: I can hear right now, the gasps.

559
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: The sigh of relief. Oh God. Well, Matt and I

560
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: are going to do a live edition of it for

561
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: you right now, but we're going to replace it with

562
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: something that we discussed two weeks ago on an episode

563
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: Petty Things that you do to your partner. Now, it's

564
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: not overly parenting. It can be parenting because there's some

565
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: things you do that you could do that involves the kids,

566
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: involves the kids that are petty, of course.

567
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: But mostly this is like, this is couples.

568
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: This is a couple's kind of get some couple of

569
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 1: stuff because I think it's fun. And it came from.

570
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 2: I saw you doing your socials and I thought straight away,

571
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 2: I was like, what do we got here? What we

572
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 2: got here?

573
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: So I Abral and I had a disagreement, okay, And

574
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how you solve things in your house.

575
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't know the same way that we solved the

576
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: things in my house.

577
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: How do you solve things?

578
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: The more immature, the better, okay, because then we laugh

579
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: about it. It's fun. So Abil and I had a

580
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 1: disagreement about something, and it's my job to make the bed.

581
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: So out of spite and pettiness, I made my side

582
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: of the bed and didn't make her so what you like,

583
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: split down the middle, split down the middle, messy clean.

584
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: But I made my side of the bed way more

585
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: neat than I've ever made a bed in my life.

586
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: Like I was like, it could get a medal. I

587
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: was like, fold over the top, sheet pillow stacked nicely,

588
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: even like Stemm steamed them. And then her side looked

589
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: like it had just gone off and an.

590
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,240
Speaker 2: Exploded, like pissed on her side.

591
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. I left it deuce in there.

592
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 2: Can I ask was she working from home at this point?

593
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: When did you expect her to respond?

594
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: She was in a meeting when I made the bed,

595
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 1: and I knew the meeting and probably go for a

596
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: little while, and I knew I was leaving, so I've

597
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 1: gone and I made a video about it because I

598
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: thought this is funny, and also my whole shtick is

599
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: I want to try and get those relatable moments and

600
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: things that you do that people go, oh, fuck, we do.

601
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: That, that's funny or shit like that.

602
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: And anyway, I'm like on the way I think I

603
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: was on the way here, and I get a phone

604
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: call and she was like, what's the deal with a bet?

605
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what you're talking about,

606
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: and she was like, very funny, ha ha, And we

607
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 1: had to laugh about it and then the argument eventually

608
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: fixed itself. But it got me thinking about what are

609
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 1: the petty things that you do to your significant others.

610
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 1: So we've decided to create a new segment called Petty

611
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: Couple Welcome down the Street, Petty Couple.

612
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: They kind of liked it with me dirty couple, I

613
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 2: love you, but immiture.

614
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: No one can push me bad. Lag you.

615
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: Ash. When I found out about this segment, I was

616
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, do I do anything petty? I was like,

617
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 2: surely not.

618
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: Of course you do it.

619
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. That's not me. It's not in

620
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 2: my nature. I'm not that type of person. And then

621
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: I was like, oh gosh, there are a few things. Yeah,

622
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 2: and one of them is off the back of the

623
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 2: fact that I am and Laura will probably disagree with this,

624
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: but I do the washing at home that falls into

625
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: my remit the clothes washing. Wow, you actually do That's

626
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 2: my job, bro, that's my job because I'm always.

627
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Say you clothes always looks so nice.

628
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Thank you for noticing. Except I

629
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 2: made a mistake. This caused such a big argument at

630
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: the time. I got the washing. If it's white's great,

631
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: If it's colors, cool, That's how I separate them. Laura

632
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 2: had I think it was a silkish dress. It was colored,

633
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 2: so I was just like, I don't know.

634
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: You don't know what to do with it? I don't

635
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: know tag either.

636
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: No, I'm like, cool, if it's in the washing basket,

637
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: that's just play on. Right do you wash silk?

638
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: What do you do with it?

639
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: Apparently not? Well, like it needed to be washed on

640
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 2: a delicate cycle. I now know, okay, but at the

641
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 2: time I just lumped in with everything else. So I

642
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 2: ruined a beautiful silk dress, which I now also know

643
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 2: is very expensive. But Laura came home and she was like,

644
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: what are you doing?

645
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: You you're wearing I know this is a segment, but

646
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: she was like, you like, you.

647
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 2: Do not read the instructions. And I'm like, I don't

648
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: own a dress. I don't. I don't own anything silk.

649
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: You know, all right?

650
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: Upsetting me up, and so I was like, it's not

651
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 2: my fault. This is you should tell me, be like, hey,

652
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 2: there's a silk dress in there. It needs to be

653
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 2: handled differently, right right, just back me, back me up.

654
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm not not backing you. Why. You can see where

655
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: it's going, Like looking at the table, I can see

656
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: where it's going.

657
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: You always fucking side with Laura. Sorry, don't you dare

658
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 2: range your voice to me? Sorry? I apologize. Good anyway.

659
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: So what I do now, which is a little bit petty,

660
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: and what annoyed me is the fact that I was like,

661
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: I do all the washing, all right, instead of you

662
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: being grateful for the fact that you don't have to

663
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 2: put any washing on. She does sometimes, but ninetaersent the

664
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 2: time it's my job.

665
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: She never does it.

666
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: So when I do the washing, I remove her items.

667
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: I don't wash her items. I just washed mine.

668
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: I washed the kids stay. I've done a similar thing.

669
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: I hung my stuff up and not hers. So all

670
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: my stuff was dry, and all the stuff was still

671
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: in the washing machine.

672
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 2: And it's stunk. Is that just all the titles out

673
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: of the back of an argument. That's just for fun.

674
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: We have got some from listeners, Matt, that's a great one,

675
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: and this is what I'm talking about. That's my fucking

676
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 1: bread and butter. So if you do, we're going to

677
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: read a couple out here. But if you do have any,

678
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: please send some to Hello at two Doting dads dot

679
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: com or d m us on two Doting Dad's Instagram page,

680
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: or send it to Matt and right. Either way we

681
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: will try and get to as many as we can.

682
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: But for now we're going to just read off a

683
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: couple what.

684
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: Do you got? What do you got? What do you got?

685
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: People are fucked read me? Okay this one, this one

686
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: comes from I'm just going to go anonymous and case

687
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: it's not meant to be. They don't want to give

688
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: themselves away because they must do this behind their back,

689
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: which is way better. They got to say, if he

690
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: leaves a fingernail lying around the house, I shove it

691
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: into his deodrant.

692
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 2: What do you mean in the I'm.

693
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: Assuming it's a role. So he rolled ends up rolling

694
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: the fingernail or toenail into his armpit that he obviously

695
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: doesn't know. So it's kind of a little for her

696
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 1: internally to be like, fuck you.

697
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a speed stick. Yeah, she's embedding the

698
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 2: nails into the.

699
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,919
Speaker 1: That's the first one I read that's really brilliant.

700
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: And this one is from Dannielle. I won't say last name,

701
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: what's her address? She says, the petty thing I do

702
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 2: with my partner, I feel the bin bag as much

703
00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: as I fucking can, because that's that's his job. I

704
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 2: want to know, like, is she finding things to throw

705
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 2: out just so He's like he's just feeling he's just

706
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: taking the bin bag out and she's like filling it

707
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 2: up in five minutes.

708
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: It's so good. I love them. I know that you're

709
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: all doing something petty to each other and I want

710
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: to know about it because I fucking love it, or

711
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: so it gives me ideas. Oh poor April, I know

712
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 1: I said the other day, and I haven't quite executed

713
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: it yet. I'm trying to execute it before this comes

714
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,840
Speaker 1: out right and then I can update you. But April

715
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: does this thing at the moment where she's not complaining

716
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: about my cooking. She's more like getting over the meals.

717
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: The meals like she's like, it's not your cooking because

718
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: it's like, I'm just over steak for example.

719
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,800
Speaker 2: Okay, so how many meals?

720
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is over steak?

721
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 2: I feel like men vegetarians? And how many meals do

722
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: you have on rotation?

723
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 1: I'm not even rotating. I'm not even there's just like

724
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: something if I'm like, oh, just cook that because it's

725
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: easy this week, and she'll be like, I probably haven't

726
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: cooked in ages.

727
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 2: I don't really like, what are you having the steak with?

728
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 2: Can I just ask? Quickly?

729
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: Meeting too? Veg? What veg you got We're going to

730
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: do brocoli if she wants broccoli. I'm pretty flexible. Also,

731
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: it's not a fucking restaurant. Jesus. Anyway, that's not the point.

732
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: So I thought to myself, and I'm going to do this,

733
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: and before I'm going to do it, because she will

734
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: complain about my cooking between now and then. I was

735
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 1: going to cook the next time, Just cook me dinner

736
00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: and then be like dinner's ready, and be at the

737
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: table and her play empty and I play full. And

738
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: then when she's like, there's mine. That is what's hard

739
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: for you to complain when there's nothing to complain about.

740
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 2: That is such, that's such an aggressive move, it's warranted.

741
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: That's like, that means it's war.

742
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: That is like she'll forget, she'll forget before having any paypack.

743
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 2: Once you're going to like, once you're entering that level

744
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 2: of pettiness, it's like it's so fun. It's m hmm.

745
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, we'll see. I'll keep you updated with that.

746
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: I like. I like the pettiness where the other person's

747
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,239
Speaker 2: not quite sure that it's happening, like I do. I

748
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 2: do sometimes I think like Laura might look at the

749
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,839
Speaker 2: laundry basket and be like, oh, my thing is really

750
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: maybe mine would just at the bottom.

751
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: Of the pi.

752
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we just didn't make that load I had,

753
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 2: whereas it's all absolutely strategic. Yeah.

754
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,400
Speaker 1: I when I used to work at the Timb, I

755
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: don't want to my own many jobs. I used to

756
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: share like this long desk with someone. Right, It's a

757
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: really long desk and there was a pole in the

758
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 1: middle of it, and it determined who's how big eachhit

759
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: of our desk work. That was the divider. And I

760
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: was so pety that every time he pissed me off,

761
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: I would get When he wasn't there, I'd get under

762
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: the table, unscrew the leg and move it towards his

763
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: side so my desk could slowly get bigger. I did

764
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: that for three years, and then when I left, he

765
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: looked under the I said, look under the table, and

766
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: there was all the screw marks from ad moved it

767
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: like that far.

768
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: You are a psychopath.

769
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: I've got time.

770
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 2: Can I just quickly? Can I have one more from

771
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: from Maddie? And this is a great why oh mad

772
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 2: mad d She says, my husband is terrible at returning

773
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: coffee up to the kitchen, so I make my coffee

774
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,720
Speaker 2: in the nice mug, and then I use the mugs

775
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 2: that I know he hates for his coffee. And that

776
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: is so beautiful because you can just you can, you

777
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: can act innocent, be like I didn't realize. Oh that's correct.

778
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 2: Deep down there's such deep seated hatred, I know. Yeah,

779
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 2: between couples.

780
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: When you do something like that'll get them.

781
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 2: Enjoy that mug, piece of shit.

782
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: Oh very good. All right, keep coming. Let's move on

783
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 1: to some questions. Matt, what have you What have you

784
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: got for me?

785
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 2: Okay? Question number one is from Ginger says, vasectomy or

786
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 2: pill advice on who you think should be responsible for contraception?

787
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: Very good. I think it depends on the circumstance. Go on. Well, yeah,

788
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: there's a couple of things here. In what circumstances?

789
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 2: Say Mary, I think this is in reference to married

790
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 2: couples obviously obviously obviously ash those who were no longer

791
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: wanting to have kids, hence the vasectomy. Yeah. So I

792
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 2: think if you're at a position where you are certain

793
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: that you do not want to have kids anymore, it

794
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: should be up to the guy.

795
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely it was. Look how it happened is

796
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: like I was a typical man where it's like, no,

797
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, I'm gonna lose my supervower that

798
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: sort of shit, you know, like dumb shit, immature shit.

799
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,879
Speaker 1: But then I remember I told the story as well

800
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: that I got it done trying to get sex right,

801
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: didn't backtfight completely.

802
00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: Just remind me, did April say that like, if you

803
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: don't get it, we won't have sex.

804
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't that. I was trying to impress her. Okay, yeah,

805
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: it was just because because she she obviously didn't want

806
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: to go on the pill, because there's obviously side effects

807
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: to to being on the pill.

808
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: With ye, Laura is not on the pill at the moment.

809
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: I never was like you better get back on the

810
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: pill or anything like that, because I think that's disrespectful.

811
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: All right. I think it should be an open conversation

812
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: and what works best for you. If April was like, look,

813
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: I'm happy to go back on the pill, there was

814
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: no real side effects for me whatever, we would have

815
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: gone down that route. We used condoms because she didn't

816
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: want to do that, and I never was like you

817
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: should do that, but she was like, I think you

818
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: shouldet to asect me, and I was like, no, realistically

819
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: like sense, it makes total sense. It's so quick and easy.

820
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 2: I mean, guys have got it pretty fucking good when

821
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 2: it comes to all things contraception and childbirth and raising kids.

822
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, that the least you could do it when you're

823
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: gettingnuts chopped off when you get So.

824
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 2: What is it like in your mid thirties forties, like

825
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: your partner for their entire life has been in charge

826
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: of the contraception.

827
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, I'll do it. Yeah, carry the load for

828
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: a little while. Yeah, not literally, but also if she

829
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: believes me, man I go up as I go up

830
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: a few points in the singles Game of the fifty

831
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: year Olds where it's like, have you heard astress out

832
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: of a sectomy? And he's ready to go.

833
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, you're never leaving April.

834
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: No, she will have duel run. Okay, all right, here

835
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: we go. The other question, this is from Christina. Do

836
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: you ever fear you aren't being a good enough parent?

837
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: I think every parent feels like they're doing in moments,

838
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 2: not all the time, feeling like they're not doing enough,

839
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: Like it's never you're never going to be. There's no

840
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 2: such thing as a perfect parent.

841
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 1: This is this different for everyone.

842
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: Good you are, those little assholes will make life hell.

843
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: They'll figure out a way.

844
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 2: That's what they do. That's what they do, it's what

845
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: they're good. Are that way out, And like there's always

846
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 2: going to be moments where you're exhausted and you've got

847
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 2: no patience.

848
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: And also whether you question, I think a lot of

849
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: the time you not in the moment, but maybe in

850
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: reflection you think, like that was shiit. I know for me,

851
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident in not my parenting, not that it's

852
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: correct or perfect or the best way to do it.

853
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: I'm confident, like call, don't you dare, But like I'm

854
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 1: pretty confident with my abilities. And they're not great, they're

855
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: not amazing. They're there where I think they should be,

856
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: and I'm happy with that. Other people might not be,

857
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: and that's fine. Fucking mind your own fucking business. But like,

858
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:37,439
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes I'm with other parents that are so their

859
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: intuition and their parent skills because whether they've learned, they've

860
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 1: taken the time to learn, or they're just built different. Okay,

861
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 1: but there's sometimes where I've gone like that when I

862
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: was I was telling you the story about like we

863
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: went away with these other with these other parents and

864
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:56,760
Speaker 1: their kids. And one of the moms is so great,

865
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: she's built to be a mum. And she was like, like,

866
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: we were making the kids lunch, and I just give

867
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: the kids a fold over and if you don't know

868
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: what to foldover is were you're butter. I'm oh, this

869
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: is such a horrible thing to do. I just essentially

870
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: make half a sandwich folded over and give it to them.

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Speaker 1: That's a foldover, Okay, it's a classic.

872
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 2: What's on it?

873
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 1: Peanut butter whatever, usually just peanut butter. And she was

874
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 1: making like a sandwich platter and she wasn't doing it

875
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 1: to show off that's stuff she does. And it was like, well,

876
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm feel like a shit parent. But then I was like,

877
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 1: food turns into shit.

878
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: So what's the big deal?

879
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: What's a big deal?

880
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 2: Do you ever have some moments when you're at the

881
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 2: park and it's a bit like sport and that some

882
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 2: days you know you just got your eye in and

883
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: you're on point and you're playing well. And there's other

884
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: times where like, there are times where I can get

885
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 2: on my kids level. I'm playing tea parties, they're enjoying

886
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 2: my company. There's other times where like I can't. I

887
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Speaker 2: find it hard to interact with my kids, Like it's

888
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 2: just it's just not happening, right, Yeah. And there's some

889
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,359
Speaker 2: moments where I look like another dad at the park

890
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 2: and he's like he was he was playing, like he

891
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 2: was catching his kids. He was he was just dragged

892
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 2: and he was like rah, and the kid was running

893
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Speaker 2: away and he was like, come here, Timmy. And I

894
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,319
Speaker 2: was having a day where I was struggling to get

895
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: on my kids levels of Mola was like I hate

896
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: you and I was like, oh, the dragon's coming, and

897
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 2: she's like fuck off. And it's those moments where I

898
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 2: see someone else like out parenting me, like out dubting me,

899
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 2: where I'm like, oh, I'm a bit crap. Yeah, I'm

900
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: a bit crap. There was even at daycare. The kids

901
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: have been working on doing a little project a presentation.

902
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: So they choose a topic they four therefore therefore, so

903
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 2: they do it with the teacher obviously, so it's they

904
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: get like a big cardboard piece of paper. Marley chose snails.

905
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 2: She will draw some pictures of snails, stick it to

906
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 2: the cardboard, and she wrote a couple of facts, I e.

907
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 2: Snails have the most teeth out of any animal.

908
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: Or snails are slow? Fact? Fact, do they have the

909
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: most teeth out of any animal? That's like when that's bullshit?

910
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:02,880
Speaker 2: Do you know what's hanging out?

911
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: It's like when they say long legs are the most

912
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: poisonous spiders just because they can't pierce.

913
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,279
Speaker 2: The skin, garbage, you call them Maley a liar. Yes,

914
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,439
Speaker 2: well I didn't fact check this point. I just put

915
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 2: it in there.

916
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: She's at a school going Danny said, the name got

917
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: the most teeth.

918
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 2: Let me even have mouths.

919
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,439
Speaker 1: They've got the ugliest eyes, that's for sure.

920
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: Mate. A garden snail has about fourteen thousand teeth. Well,

921
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: some species have up to twenty.

922
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: Thousand, blinding dar there you go, but imagine the dental bills.

923
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 2: Ah, so all the kids do a presentation on their topic, right,

924
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: Laura and I came in. They did the presentation Maley's cardboard.

925
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,960
Speaker 2: You know it was done by a four year old, right,

926
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 2: it was a kid. When Marley went to the corner

927
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 2: of the room where all the projects were lined up,

928
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: there was one. Marley was even like, look at this

929
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: one over here. They chosen spiders and they had done

930
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: they'd recreated spy it is with like a little like

931
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,360
Speaker 2: phone ball with like the pipe cleaners, and I was like,

932
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: this project was incredible.

933
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 1: It was an adults, it.

934
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 2: Was an adults job. And I was like, Oh, all

935
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 2: of a sudden, Maley's project looked a little shit shit.

936
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Speaker 2: But keeping in mind it's by a four year old,

937
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I'm a I'm a bad parent.

938
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: Let your kid do the project.

939
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: Let your kid do the project, all right, But it's

940
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: not that they're scoring him unless that kid did do

941
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 2: the project. And I'm like, damn, that was red hot.

942
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: Kid needs to be tested. Yeah, I know what you mean,

943
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: but I don't really know what you mean because I

944
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: haven't had to do the presentation yet. Looking forward to it.

945
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: Good luck to Oscar when that time comes, you and

946
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 2: him both.

947
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: Ah, what are we going to do? What are we

948
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: going to do?

949
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 2: Whatever it will be, it'll be lackluster and and Ash's words,

950
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 2: he's okay with that.

951
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'm fine with that. There's nothing wrong with mediocracy.

952
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: That's a big word for me.

953
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 2: I do want to say that you may have seen

954
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: on our socials that we do have. Pre Order is

955
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 2: available for the book Two Doting Dads, The Quest for

956
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: free time. Some are calling it the best kids book

957
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,319
Speaker 2: ever written. Absolutely, those people are myself an act.

958
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: Only two have actually read it.

959
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 2: I can only dream a bit like the hungry caterpillar

960
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: that generations to carmash. Even at a point where you

961
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: and I are no longer around, that kids are still

962
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 2: reading this book and it's being enjoyed by not just

963
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,439
Speaker 2: the parents, but the kids as well. That is my dream.

964
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Speaker 1: They're going to make it into a movie. Each film,

965
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: that's what we hope what that will happen.

966
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Speaker 2: But it is available for pre order. It doesn't come

967
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 2: out until August, but if you want to get your

968
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: hands on it, you can order it now. There's a

969
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 2: link in the bio and the show notes of this episode.

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00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 2: We would love your.

971
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Speaker 1: Support, absolutely we would. And if you've enjoyed this episode, please.

972
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Speaker 2: Or before we go, oh fuck, before we go. This

973
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Speaker 2: is concerning Oh fuck, what have I done? This is

974
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Speaker 2: concerning good friend of mine currently pregnant.

975
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Speaker 1: Right.

976
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Speaker 2: They were talking to the midwife and the husband said, hey,

977
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Speaker 2: can you recommend any podcasts out there? Parenting podcast? No?

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00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 2: Guess what was recommended by the midwife to shut up traded,

979
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 2: feel traded?

980
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,959
Speaker 1: Please stop what you're doing.

981
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 2: The next generation is absolutely doomed.

982
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: I would like to say that we're going to have

983
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Speaker 1: a hand in that.

984
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Speaker 2: If you've been directed here by New South Wales.

985
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Speaker 1: Health, turn right around. Get a new midwife.

986
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Speaker 2: I don't know who this midwife is.

987
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Speaker 1: We need to if she's listening, thank you, thank you,

988
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. But also no, no no no,

989
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: no no no no, keep it. I was going to

990
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 1: say something else, nice, go on, you're doing a great job.

991
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: That feels weird.

992
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 1: I feel dirty saying it. Anyway. I you enjoyed this episode,

993
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,479
Speaker 1: please share it with a midwife or a friend. Feel

994
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: free to live a review as well. That'd be great.

995
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 2: We love it.

996
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: We get together every Sunday and we read them. So

997
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 1: we do We still do that. We still do that.

998
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 2: That's a great feedback on Spotify, We get the odd

999
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,479
Speaker 2: one on Apple podcast. I love more. I'll be honest.

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Speaker 1: Jump on, yeah, jump on our socials. Give us a

1001
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: follow sensor DM and I think that's it.

1002
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 2: I think that's everything.

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Speaker 1: That's everything for today.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations on wearing the Legions hat the entire episode.

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Speaker 1: My head is itchy. We'll see you guys, okay you

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Speaker 1: Michael Keeper.

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00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

1008
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

1010
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

1011
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: Islander people's today. This episode was recorded on gadagle Land