WEBVTT - MINI: Here's what went down at Britt's Hen's Party on the weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Heart podcasts, hem more Kiss podcast playlist and listen

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<v Speaker 1>live on the free iHeart appt. We had a very

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<v Speaker 1>big weekend on Saturday, me being extremely heavily pregnant and

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<v Speaker 1>you being pretty much sober these days. It was your

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<v Speaker 1>Hen's party and whoa did it go off?

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<v Speaker 2>It was the time has finally come. Who would have

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<v Speaker 2>thunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>One step closer to being missus Segres with your gaggle

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<v Speaker 1>of gals out on the boat in the harbor. But look,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, I know that I'm pregnant, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not drinking at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was a particularly tame Hens party.

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<v Speaker 4>It was, but I expected it to be tame, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not that age matters. I am soon to be

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<v Speaker 4>thirty eight. I am late to the party for the

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<v Speaker 4>marriage party.

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<v Speaker 3>Though I don't think thirty eight is old to be

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<v Speaker 3>getting married.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not old to be getting married.

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<v Speaker 5>But what it means is the era that you're in

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<v Speaker 5>is the era that most of your friends are then

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<v Speaker 5>in of pregnancy or breastfeeding or whatever it is, because

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<v Speaker 5>like mid to late thirties, that's when that stuff is happening.

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<v Speaker 5>So like whilst I'm just kicking off half of them

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<v Speaker 5>were either pregnant or breastfeeding.

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<v Speaker 3>There was two pregnant women on the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do not recommend being pregnant and getting on

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<v Speaker 1>a boat. It's very hard having morning sickness and being

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<v Speaker 1>on a moving boat with everyone drinking. And my sister

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<v Speaker 1>was she was like sending it, but she was also

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<v Speaker 1>off to the corner pumping milk as well.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a baby. She's like, she's got to go

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<v Speaker 2>pump my Boob's gonna explain. It was so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I have this one video of her over in the corner,

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<v Speaker 4>these two pumps on both boobs, but she's like rocking

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<v Speaker 4>out from the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>She was expressing.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's a part of it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the era that we're in, and I am so

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<v Speaker 4>happy with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a huge partier.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, the ideal hands is like to kick start

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<v Speaker 4>at eleven, go hard till two, slippery, slope downwards till five,

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<v Speaker 4>quick little dinner at six, home having tad eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I think we Okay, not that

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<v Speaker 1>we went wrong, but I think that we kind of

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<v Speaker 1>structured it a little bit more for people who were

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<v Speaker 1>like really on the booze train, because at eight pm.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a limo that came and picked us up,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was like, you know the party limo, the

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<v Speaker 1>limos that you get to your year twelve formal that

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<v Speaker 1>have like the lights on the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the pulsating music, like, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A vibe and if you've had a waste, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>had a few drinks, it is a vibe if you

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<v Speaker 1>were stone cold sober at eight aa pm getting in

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<v Speaker 1>a limo that's pumping. What was it Taylor Swift songs,

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's a different experience.

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<v Speaker 4>You're dancing and you're singing along, but it hits different

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<v Speaker 4>when you're sober to when you're off your chop.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a question for you. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a lot of conversations back and forth. We

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<v Speaker 1>even talked about on the show strippers at Hens parties. Yea, now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you had made it very clear that unless we could

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<v Speaker 1>get the chanting Tatum, look like you didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Want a stripper.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hot chanting Tatum will two point zero go find

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<v Speaker 4>him on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very good looking, looks identical chanting Tatum. We couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get him. He's not in the country. As much as

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<v Speaker 1>we tried, our absolutely hard, as he's simply not available.

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<v Speaker 2>No, my fiance Ben told me he booked him out

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<v Speaker 2>for the entire month.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you feel as though, now looking back, you wish

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<v Speaker 1>you had a stripper?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you glad there was no striper?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy there was too much for a pause. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, this could get me a new trouble. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it would have been fun, but it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was stripper Channing will or no one like I

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<v Speaker 4>was never gonna just have you don't have a strip

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<v Speaker 4>of the sake of having you do?

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<v Speaker 3>I think the of having what's the what's your sake there?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Channing Tatum used to be my hall pass, so

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<v Speaker 4>having Channing tap two point zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Strip would have just been funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>True, But I would have loved to striper there, to

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<v Speaker 4>see like Channing there, to see you guys with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want a lap dance. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>see it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I would have loved to have seen the pregnant

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<v Speaker 4>moms getting up in the grill like I would have

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<v Speaker 4>loved to have seen that grace.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it too late for us just to organize it

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<v Speaker 1>when he's back from tour.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm going to come into the studio. Give Britt

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<v Speaker 3>just a lap dance she missed out at. Yeah, we couldn't.

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<v Speaker 6>We couldn't make it happen, not having a sober radio

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<v Speaker 6>LAPTI at three pm afternoon. Only if you get it,

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<v Speaker 6>so to be fair, I'll go tribute if you need me,

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<v Speaker 6>I'll take it for Laura goes home to her husband Mat.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, well, Matt, you'll never leave what I had

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<v Speaker 2>to do at radio today.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing that's different though about your hands bre It

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<v Speaker 1>is like you're sober by choice. You've had like this

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<v Speaker 1>existential moment in life where you've just started to stop drinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not completely sober, but I've had three drinks

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<v Speaker 4>this year.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just where the world's taking me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mine's also by choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I've also had about three drinks this year, but it

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't normally be it's only because I'm up the duff. So,

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, it's a change in situations for me.

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<v Speaker 4>No, and just to really like double down set the

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<v Speaker 4>scene here so you know who I am at my core.

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<v Speaker 2>To kick off the hens, I organized a tarot reading

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<v Speaker 2>like for people. That's what I did. That's that's what

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<v Speaker 2>gets me going. I love a taro reader?

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<v Speaker 3>What this is how you and men get things going

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<v Speaker 3>in the night time? You're like, read me my fortune.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, give me a palm and okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there anything that came from the tarot reading that

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<v Speaker 1>was a revelation for someone who is very soon to

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<v Speaker 1>be married?

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<v Speaker 4>I hate She did say that someone was going to

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<v Speaker 4>stab me in the back, which I found interesting because

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<v Speaker 4>I thought they were only supposed to really positive. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't think it was supposed to be like these glowing reviews.

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<v Speaker 4>But daggers like kept coming up. So daggers would come

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<v Speaker 4>up in the cards that she would pull, and daggers

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<v Speaker 4>would come up in the visualizations.

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<v Speaker 2>We were doing, because we did a bunch of different stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she say anything positive about the wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>We're just daggers.

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<v Speaker 2>No, wedding didn't come up.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot of knives, a lot of sword fights,

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<v Speaker 4>so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know what to do with that.

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<v Speaker 4>I might spend a little bit more time doing some

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<v Speaker 4>research on the old sword fight.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, she did say I was a very lucky person.

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<v Speaker 4>The last cards that got pulled, she said, she ended

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<v Speaker 4>with a positive like, whilst I may have a knife

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<v Speaker 4>in my back, she said, I'm a very lucky person

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<v Speaker 4>and a lot of good things are going to come

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<v Speaker 4>my way, so I'll hold on to that