WEBVTT - Dummies - a growing pandemic?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that. Like, I don't know if your kids have

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<v Speaker 1>grown out of them. The squeegees, the like they's got

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<v Speaker 1>the mixed fruit in it, or like there's like one

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<v Speaker 1>with like casserole and potatoes and the squeezy.

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<v Speaker 2>Pouches like a normal pouch.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a squeezy pouch you know you buy from

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<v Speaker 1>black wools off the shelf. Yeah, do your kids have

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<v Speaker 1>those still? Well, they used to have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the mics are grown out of it, but they're

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<v Speaker 2>still there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know they're still there, but they should have

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<v Speaker 1>adult ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you're too fucking lazy to sit there and

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<v Speaker 2>chew your meal.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to squeeze into my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably that's what they use in all people's homes. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they probably uses the baby ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you reckon? I could go on a solid diet

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<v Speaker 1>of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's find out. Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Mattie Jay and I'm as. This is a podcast that

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<v Speaker 2>would you believe? It is all about parenting. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>good is it bad? Let's talk about cars today.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about big gigs.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, already you are, You're like a dog on heat.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not going to be any advice in this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>which will come as no surprise to anyone who's just

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<v Speaker 2>joined us. What that interest sounds like? We did get

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<v Speaker 2>a very nice review, did we accept?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't read them?

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<v Speaker 2>It said at the end in brackets, Ash sucks. So

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are just a little bit crass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh who who?

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<v Speaker 2>Except? Do you remember that last episode I dropped?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they give us five stars? Shut the fuck up?

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<v Speaker 2>I did drop the C word a number of times.

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<v Speaker 1>You did last week? You did it in the first minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, should we edit that out?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too late. Now. That's who we are, Like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just this environment. There's something about sitting opposite Ash that

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<v Speaker 2>makes me want to swear more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I do want to just talk about one thing

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<v Speaker 1>really quickly, because you frequent my suburb, Yes, quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>I love yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite a fam like for those who don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I live in a very family friendly suburb called Warrywood

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<v Speaker 1>or the swamp as I.

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<v Speaker 2>Does anyone ever refer to it as family friendly?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's parks everywhere. Man's here as well. But you've

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<v Speaker 1>got this hill. You carry your kids ship up that hill?

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<v Speaker 1>Bet you do all the time. It sucks on that

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<v Speaker 1>it's all like flat. It's just very family friendly. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of nice pass through the.

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<v Speaker 2>Interrupt you for one second. It's good incidental exercise. The

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<v Speaker 2>reason I look the way I do is because of

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<v Speaker 2>all the hills that I have to walk with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Worrywood is not it's not good for your waistline.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you call me fat? I already know that. So

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<v Speaker 1>where was iry?

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<v Speaker 2>You live in a family friendly it is.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of nice pass through the wetlands, the swamps,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's parks everywhere. It's great. There's heaps of families. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>family friendly. There's heaps of families. However, is there a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a problem and having kids in the area, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a big problem. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So on Sunday, does this mean you're about to move

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<v Speaker 2>to the east. No, no, never, So it's not that severe. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, Oh, you'd be the judge, you'd be the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>So on Sunday Sunday just gone, there was a police

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<v Speaker 1>operation at the end of our street, near the cafe

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<v Speaker 1>we go to all the time, and straight away I

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<v Speaker 1>thought they've got the guy who owns a cafe because

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<v Speaker 1>he's a bit creepy, but no, no, So I drove

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<v Speaker 1>pasting you and you know when like something big is

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<v Speaker 1>happening and everyone's like, all of a sudden, everyone's going

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the end of the street. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was like right near the shop there, so it's like

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, everyone needs something from the shop,

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<v Speaker 1>not us, because we were like we'll going out anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we'll just drive past. How did you

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<v Speaker 1>do slowly? Something about that sort of shit in car accidents,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to drive past really slowly, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of a sticky beak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you just want to like just poke your head

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<v Speaker 1>in anyway. So at the end of this street there's

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<v Speaker 1>two of those tactical support cars police, one like black cars,

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<v Speaker 1>people with like cops with a covered up face, like

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<v Speaker 1>full on ambo. There was like fifteen cop cars in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, not even have friend of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you come out and say do you feel as

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<v Speaker 2>need a hand? You guys need a hand? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>need the big gun?

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<v Speaker 1>It was funny because we've got friends who lived near

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<v Speaker 1>that who were giving a sort of play by play, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what's happening? They were like there's two cop cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, there's like ten cop cards. There's tactical units,

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<v Speaker 1>all these stuff, and I'm like, not in this lovely

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<v Speaker 1>family suburbs. Oh yeah, so and it's it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>noisy place, like it's not like I mean, you've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not sweet, it's lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I have not once have I ever felt like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in any danger at all. Driving through warry Wood, I

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<v Speaker 2>would leave my car unlocked.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, probably actually anyway, so he drums and what

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<v Speaker 1>I just in case? Anyway, So we drive past and

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, anyway, we have to be somewhere. So it's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're off. But then we're texting friends, like give us

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<v Speaker 1>an update, give us update. Apparently just it came to

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<v Speaker 1>an abrupt end and we don't know what happened because

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<v Speaker 1>obviously they're not going to be walking around telling people

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<v Speaker 1>what happened anyway. So it turns out what is there

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<v Speaker 1>is a local meth head.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always the meth head.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a meth head. And at the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>shops there there's a kids park, so it's Sunday, pretty busy.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say the meth head has decided to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the playground wilding a samurai sword. He's gone full

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<v Speaker 1>kung fu fighter.

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<v Speaker 2>He's working up. God, it's quite a nice outside. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>take the samurai sword and go for a little trot down.

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<v Speaker 1>Just take my samurai sword out down to the kids park.

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<v Speaker 1>There's or birthdays. There's all this shit going on in this.

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<v Speaker 2>People like, oh, they've got entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>Reminded me of that time I saw the ninja in

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<v Speaker 1>the pask. But this guy was apparently he was like

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<v Speaker 1>no shirt, no shoes, wielding a fucking ninja sword man.

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<v Speaker 2>If only if only you and me were recording that

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<v Speaker 2>day and we came across.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we would have been like, don't never fear to

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<v Speaker 1>dating dad. Here we got this. God. But since then,

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<v Speaker 1>our loveliest suburb has been renamed.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it called.

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<v Speaker 1>It's now called worry Hood. What it's the talk of

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<v Speaker 1>the town.

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<v Speaker 2>It's taken the shine off what was once a beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>little suburb.

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<v Speaker 1>The good thing is all the house prices and now

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<v Speaker 1>people can buy on the all the beaches. You just

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<v Speaker 1>have to be careful that you're going to get chased

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<v Speaker 1>by a meth head.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing with a ninja, nothing ruins. A beautiful suburb, a beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>family friendly suburb. Quite like a meth head with a

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<v Speaker 2>samurai saw it, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder what was like it was his weapon of choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, do you think like in his hallways? Got

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<v Speaker 1>like today?

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<v Speaker 2>Not today Nicole Duster's Yeah, Gune, you know what, what

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<v Speaker 2>a shame? What a shame? I wonder. I wonder what

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<v Speaker 2>that will do to the METS supply in Warrywood.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I didn't get my hit this morning, so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to take this times like chip up.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I have a few things to talk about you do. Firstly,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually want to ask you. Maybe we've spoken about this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not wearing your wedding ring.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she left me.

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<v Speaker 2>It was only in that time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've got the initials tatooed there. I do wear it,

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<v Speaker 1>but as you can say, like this one at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>I just get a reaction from them and I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of chop and chain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh one of those rings, your wedding ring. No, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not other.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're just like I just bang them one on

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<v Speaker 1>the way out the door. But I do wear it,

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<v Speaker 1>but just like if I wear it too long, too.

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<v Speaker 2>Much knocking for the skin. I took mine off.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah you did, and you don't have any of yours.

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<v Speaker 2>On because I went to the gym for the first

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<v Speaker 2>time in ages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes and dog and yeah you left it there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, well I took it off here at home. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>and I don't know where it is.

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<v Speaker 1>M kids like fucking grabbing them, don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's concerning. It's been lost for two days, now

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<v Speaker 2>is Laura and she now? So now I have to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure I find it before this episode goes to.

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<v Speaker 1>That signet one signet looking one, lost.

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<v Speaker 2>That one as well, and the gold ring with the diamonds.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you've got the diamond one? Yeah, yeah, fancy. Well

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't got a signet ring for mine. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I just got the initials. So it's like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the finger tatsu they like they're going

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<v Speaker 1>on oral gross anyway, Now.

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<v Speaker 2>They look great, you look great. Great we spoke about Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>Has been quite difficult the last a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the back of the Maggie Island trip. The non

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<v Speaker 2>stop screaming, which is just happened the last the murderous screen,

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<v Speaker 2>the murder of screams. Okay, this is all off the

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<v Speaker 2>back of the doctor on Maggie Island saying that she

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<v Speaker 2>was we can get access to. The diagnosis on the

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<v Speaker 2>island was that it's a little virus. She does have

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<v Speaker 2>a sore ear, there's no pass it's not that badly infected.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't want to give antibiotics, and we thought great, perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>we went on our way. Since then, the screaming has

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<v Speaker 2>been consistent now every ninety seconds. As we got out

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<v Speaker 2>of bed the other morning and she had all of

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<v Speaker 2>this fluid all over the pillow, and then we're kind

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<v Speaker 2>of googling, like, what does it mean perforated ear drum?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let me stop you. Okay, you complained about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I did constantly.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't complain.

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<v Speaker 1>You said there's nothing wrong with the well, look because

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay. Like I've always said, this is a safe space.

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<v Speaker 2>So the reason why you shit that two things why

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<v Speaker 2>we thought it wasn't anything serious. One, the vet on

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<v Speaker 2>Maggie Island had said that it was fine, slashed and

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<v Speaker 2>then at nighttime the crying always happened when we said

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<v Speaker 2>that we wouldn't give her a bottle of milk because

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<v Speaker 2>we're trying to stamp that stuff right, out and we

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<v Speaker 2>give her the milk, and she was fine. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>now we know that she had nearest gas light left right,

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<v Speaker 2>she was gas lighting us. So you know, Laura and

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<v Speaker 2>I were trying to figure it out and we thought

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<v Speaker 2>she's just having a little tantrum. Turns out it was

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<v Speaker 2>a perforated ear drum.

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<v Speaker 1>The poor thing's been living in pain, and you're just

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here going and then filming her.

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<v Speaker 2>Look that sometimes is a part of parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that filming meltdowns is normal, so that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for reminding me. So yeah, so we for

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<v Speaker 2>the record, affected ear drum. Now on the antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how's she doing now?

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<v Speaker 2>Great, doing much better. Except not to pick on Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>But we have credited.

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<v Speaker 1>Monster the milk monster.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, it's a dummy monster. So she is obsessed

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<v Speaker 2>with dummies, and your kids weren't.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they never been, never been into sucking on things.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hopefually that leads them into their future.

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<v Speaker 2>The dummy. For us, it's the silver bullet item. We

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<v Speaker 2>cannot go out out anywhere without having a dummy with

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<v Speaker 2>an arm's reach. I can see you've got okay, because

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden she would go to bed, we

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<v Speaker 2>try and not give her dummy.

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<v Speaker 1>During the please, does she get dummy rash?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Never, ha dummy rash where beer grows in She probably.

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<v Speaker 2>So. Now she started having like a dummy in the

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<v Speaker 2>mouth and then a dummy in the hand when she

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<v Speaker 2>went to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Double dummy, double dummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice. Then she wanted two dummies in each hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what she sleeps with.

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<v Speaker 1>This is how many dummies you got there?

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<v Speaker 2>Just one in the mouth, then one, two, three, four, five?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit? What does she wear?

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<v Speaker 2>Does she put them all like? She cuddles the dummies.

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<v Speaker 1>She just's like they're comforters.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she'll go this one, stop it out for

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<v Speaker 2>the strawberry one or the little lady beetle. And then

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<v Speaker 2>she has the blue one and the green one, and

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<v Speaker 2>she just rotates the dummies.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she carries them around the house and also

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<v Speaker 2>takes them with her. So then she starts losing them

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<v Speaker 2>because she's got so many dummies, And I'm like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>what have I done? How did we get here?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get there?

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<v Speaker 2>You never had that problem?

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<v Speaker 1>Never? They I think after six months, nah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>also got a bit attached to one for a while

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<v Speaker 1>and then we're like, nah, and it took like two

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<v Speaker 1>or three days and done. You're just gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>fucking put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Cut the end off each of them, because then they put

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<v Speaker 1>in their mouth, they don't get the same satisfaction. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't like it anymore, because then she'll get angry because

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<v Speaker 1>it's well, you could just put dip it in dogshit

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<v Speaker 1>and give it to.

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<v Speaker 2>But look, and this is why we say there's no

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<v Speaker 2>advice on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, exactly right.

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<v Speaker 2>People will be listening and they'll be going, well, that's

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<v Speaker 2>good for Ash, it's sure grow out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's I.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel guilty because now I put it through the pain

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<v Speaker 2>of the last few days. So I'm now I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the gilts.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you should. I'm letting it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever she asked for, she just let it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just do you know what you do? Put a day

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<v Speaker 1>on it and go in like three more sleeps, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to take one away, and then three more and

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<v Speaker 1>more we slowly take them away. So Oscar used to

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with every toy he owned. I'm talking the whole

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<v Speaker 1>cot was like wall to war with all of his toys, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how we fit in there, but he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, And did that happen overnight or was it a slow.

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<v Speaker 1>Prog slow progression? And then eventually we were just like

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<v Speaker 1>we thought, okay, well, what we'll do is we'll take

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<v Speaker 1>some out and then let him keep the ones he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to keep. And then eventually we've got it right down.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's just got one which is harmless, and his

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<v Speaker 1>teddy which is Elma. So he used to sleep with

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<v Speaker 1>all of them, and eventually that's what we had to do,

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<v Speaker 1>just be like and just you know, you can have

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<v Speaker 1>these for two more sleeps. But again, look that's not

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<v Speaker 1>sound advice or from anywhere that I read. I just

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let's just strap this thing, or you can

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<v Speaker 1>just take them off and let a screen for two days.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've just been through that. I'm not going back

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<v Speaker 2>in the night, Yeah, to the screaming, oh my, And

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<v Speaker 2>then also like I can't fucking talk to you whilst

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<v Speaker 2>you fren't and you it's as far as the work

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<v Speaker 2>environments go, I don't know how they behave in Warrywood warriorhood, man,

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<v Speaker 2>but that shit won't fly here in the East.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, speaking of sleeping do your kids. Hasn't because she's

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<v Speaker 1>still in a cot lower correct, like a big not

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<v Speaker 1>like a little basn'tet She's still just like it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit small for me. She's in a cot yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like a she can't get out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can take off one of the sides, so

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<v Speaker 2>she could like roll out of bed. So with Marley,

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<v Speaker 2>we in hindsight, we did it wait too early. We

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<v Speaker 2>got over excited and we're like, oh, she's big enough

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<v Speaker 2>now to have like a bed, and we thought we'd

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<v Speaker 2>be cute if we take off the side wall, which

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<v Speaker 2>is just fucked because she would wake up and instead

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<v Speaker 2>of putting herself back to sleep, she'd be like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm up now and she's walking around.

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<v Speaker 1>Has she ever rolled out all the time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? All the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar just like fought for the first time. Has just

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<v Speaker 1>falling out of bed to my knowledge. So like three

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning, I hear him and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck sake, what's going on? Like he must have

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<v Speaker 1>had a bad dream or something, and he's like rolled

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<v Speaker 1>off the bed. But get this, he's got a rail,

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<v Speaker 1>so he's rolled off the bottom of the bed, so

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<v Speaker 1>somehow we started at one end and he's slowly like

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<v Speaker 1>jinked his way up, taking all the blankets, all the

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<v Speaker 1>pillows with it. He's kicked out the plug for the nightlight.

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<v Speaker 1>The nightlight's fallen off onto the ground. Now Macey's awake and.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just like Tad at three in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Taddy like pepper Pig because you watched so much Pepper

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<v Speaker 1>pickd Y, and I'm like, back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is three.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all up since three o'clock. After that, I just thought, like,

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<v Speaker 1>how the fuck do you fall out the bottom of

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<v Speaker 1>your bed?

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<v Speaker 2>The movement of kids of Toddler's at nine times unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go and check on Marley before I go to bed,

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<v Speaker 2>and she'll be like in the most weird fucking all aspects.

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<v Speaker 2>Every night it's different where she's like one corner upside down,

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<v Speaker 2>feet resting upgainst the wall, and I'm like, runner, that

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<v Speaker 2>makes you comfy. But we we'll be like downstairs and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll just hear her a thought and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's Marley all upstairs and she's just still finger like

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<v Speaker 2>in the mouth sleeve, sucking it on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>To do it outline of.

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<v Speaker 2>It pop her back into bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny when you like pick them up to

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<v Speaker 1>put them back in the bed and they did that

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<v Speaker 1>start or that. It's like when you're trying to fall

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<v Speaker 1>asleep and you're like.

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<v Speaker 2>The old John job. We're I think we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>try and keep Lola in the cot for as long

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<v Speaker 2>as we can. This eighteenth birthday, literally, Lee's can I

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<v Speaker 2>have a normal bed back in your car? When Marley

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<v Speaker 2>was Lola's current age, like just after two, Marley figured

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<v Speaker 2>out how to climb up and out of the cot,

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<v Speaker 2>so did Oscar actually, so she's like we put her

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<v Speaker 2>down and when she'd wake up and have an up

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<v Speaker 2>would she just go like, you know, wwe to the

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<v Speaker 2>top rope. So there was one time in the old

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<v Speaker 2>house where this is when Marley still had like mid

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<v Speaker 2>day sleep, and we heard this noise coming from the

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom and she'd only been asleep like half an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, when they wake up and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to go in.

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<v Speaker 1>There see if they resettle correct.

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<v Speaker 2>And we heard I'm sleeping, Mom, Dad, I'm sleeping, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're like and we're like that's pretty cute. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>are sleeping, You're meant to be sleeping. So the screams

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<v Speaker 2>went for a few minutes, and she's still going, I'm sleeping,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, what is she saying? She's sleeping, Like

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<v Speaker 2>just go back to sleep. Eventually we're like, we'll go

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<v Speaker 2>in there and see. She said, okay. She was like

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<v Speaker 2>perched on one side of the railing up the top.

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<v Speaker 2>She was stuck up there, and she was saying, I'm slipping.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm slipping, been.

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<v Speaker 1>Like slowly slipping off the edge, raised up in.

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<v Speaker 2>The corner, up on the highest point of the crib.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very good, that's cute. Yeah, Oscar, I know, like

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<v Speaker 1>you see those videos of people's baby monitors and their

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<v Speaker 1>kids like climbing out and they just go because they're

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<v Speaker 1>so heavy at the headsettion all the way down. Which

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, but yeah, like I said, like having Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>fall out of the bed for the first time, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, just I never thought of it about it

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<v Speaker 1>really especially I was like, there's a rail, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>safety route. Now I'm like, what am I going to

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<v Speaker 1>put at the other end.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just some fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And he's stopped being such an aggressive sleeper.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash I have a video that I want to play

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<v Speaker 2>you because over the last few weeks you have mentioned

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<v Speaker 2>a few times that you've raised.

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<v Speaker 1>Your boys a few times.

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<v Speaker 2>We're dealing with your kids and they're not behaving, and

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, you know what, I probably just needs a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of help, but steer in the right direction.

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<v Speaker 2>And so I've come across this video on social media

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, you know what, I'll play this and

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<v Speaker 2>I'll help the poor guy out.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, Suppose, and I love how you dropped poor guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to know why your kids don't listen

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<v Speaker 3>until you finally yell and lose your shit? Frustrating, right,

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<v Speaker 3>because you're going to be shocked you set that boundary. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not pointing my finger at you, and I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>You just pointed your finger at me to what works.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they're born needing to push boundaries and tell boundaries

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<v Speaker 3>are found if you ask nicely, you give reminders, you nag,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you finally yell and lose your shit. They

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<v Speaker 3>learn that they don't need to listen when you ask

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<v Speaker 3>the first time. They don't need to listen when you're nagging,

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<v Speaker 3>or you're reminding, or you're asking nicely multiple times they

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<v Speaker 3>listen when the boundary is set, and that boundary you

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<v Speaker 3>set is where you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yell or lose your shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you want to stop this, sancle, we have

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<v Speaker 3>to learn how to set concrete, clear, consistent boundaries so

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<v Speaker 3>your kids know up front what you need them to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And also we need to work.

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<v Speaker 3>On your yelling to shift your child's handing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's first of all, let me just say this is okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've touched on this a lot in this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast in the last twenty odd episodes. Okay, we've also

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<v Speaker 1>had other videos similar where we've been like, that's gob

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<v Speaker 1>first thing she said, I'm not pointing the finger at

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<v Speaker 1>you while pointing the finger at me. That's what she did.

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<v Speaker 2>First, you're getting very defensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that firstly, that's what she did. And then

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<v Speaker 1>she's telling me that so if from the very beginning,

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a very novice parent doing it for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time, that if I had to set that

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<v Speaker 1>boundary really low and pleasant, it would still be low

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<v Speaker 1>and pleasant. Shut the fuck up. Okay, nothing gets done

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<v Speaker 1>in my house, no, I see a point now, Look okay, look, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it depends on the kid, right, But like, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a parenting expert. Obviously, if she's going to dish out

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<v Speaker 1>advice like that that comprehensive, you'd want to have something

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<v Speaker 1>to back up. And that's fair enough. But every parent

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<v Speaker 1>that has their first child, they're a novice parent. No

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<v Speaker 1>one's gonna know that shit, and you're not gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>enough sleep to actually put that into practice. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>putting that into practice, you're a fucking psychopath from day one.

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't have that child because no one's sitting around

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<v Speaker 1>getting it. Imagine getting at a one year old level

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<v Speaker 1>and being like, now, don't cry.

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<v Speaker 2>When mommy and daddy's sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>Or some fucking garbage like that last light.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how worked up you get, Yeah, because like

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<v Speaker 2>get a bit of passion from you. Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that there's people that don't yell at their kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and they don't want to yell at their kids, that's

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<v Speaker 1>up to them.

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<v Speaker 2>But grow up to murder people, yes, and burn.

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<v Speaker 1>People's houses down. They're all arso in this. But everyone

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<v Speaker 1>has a stern voice, Okay, whether it's a yell or

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<v Speaker 1>a stern I don't think that the kid's going to differentiate.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know that, yes, she's right. They want to

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<v Speaker 1>push boundaries to the boundary. But even now when they

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<v Speaker 1>get to the boundary and I yell, they still sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>just laugh at me. So at what point you need

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<v Speaker 1>to start that or is it just too late for everybody, because,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, people are novice.

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<v Speaker 2>For the record, I think her video sucks. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>agree with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I just thought I played in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like that fucking dickhead. It was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you to stop. Close your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the people on social media. I bet she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>even have kids. But I was thinking the other day, no,

0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:50.320
<v Speaker 2>she's got dogs. I was thinking the other day. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, maybe, you know, sometimes I think maybe I

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't yell. Maybe from this point on words, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to change the way I parent and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a great dad who never raises his voice. And

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<v Speaker 2>then when we do the daycare drop off and we

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<v Speaker 2>park the car, and it's always a bit tricky because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I've got two kids in the back. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta take Marley out first. I'll try and like hold

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<v Speaker 2>her hand as I then go around to the other

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<v Speaker 2>side to let Lula out. Sometimes Miley's like, don't hold

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<v Speaker 2>my hand dad piss off, and so I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>just you got to stand right next to me. I

0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:19.679
<v Speaker 2>need to see you at all times. And then the

0:23:19.680 --> 0:23:22.000
<v Speaker 2>other morning she just went to like run off on

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<v Speaker 2>the road and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>My come back here, right, that's where you're wrong. You

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:30.600
<v Speaker 1>should come on, Marley, please come back me. Look out

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<v Speaker 1>for the oncoming trap.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you need to. You need to not like if.

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<v Speaker 1>They're going to get yelled at in their life, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you can't protect your child from If I don't yell

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<v Speaker 1>at my kids and then they go to school and

0:23:44.359 --> 0:23:46.880
<v Speaker 1>do something wrong and a teacher yells at them, they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be fucking shocked. Okay, it's way worse now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like shock therapy in like eight years time. They're

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<v Speaker 1>like what is this loud.

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<v Speaker 2>Night when they go to school? I just look at

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<v Speaker 2>the teacher of principal and go, is that all you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? You got, bitch. I've spoken to my therapist about this. Yes,

0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:08.639
<v Speaker 1>I see a therapist, believe it or about.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what's their take on it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? That look, they're like very much like just from

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<v Speaker 1>you'd need to also remember that he's for Oscar, particularly

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<v Speaker 1>because he fucking grinds my gears right, and it's they're like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing wrong with you being stern. Yeah, But then

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<v Speaker 1>every time we do have that conversation, I try and

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<v Speaker 1>put into practice maybe being a little bit more patient.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably lasts about three days before he works out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad's become a pushover.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Dad's kind of push over. And I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>wrangling back into line, like unbelievable. But if I've said

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<v Speaker 1>it a million times, nothing gets done in my house

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<v Speaker 1>unless I yell, like even like put your shoes on

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, put your shoes on, Please, put your shoes on.

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<v Speaker 1>Start with that, and then it slowly escalates put your

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<v Speaker 1>shoes on, Okay, put your shoes on.

0:25:02.280 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 2>And then they're like, oh, you want the shoes on,

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:05.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want the shoes on? It now? Which one?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why didn't you say so?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now? I've just said to Oscar, I'm sick of

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:13.359
<v Speaker 1>yelling at y'a for not listening. That's the one that

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<v Speaker 1>really shits me in the mom because I'm very obvious.

0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:18.440
<v Speaker 1>He's got a very good vocabulary and he's very good

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<v Speaker 1>at like articulating what he wants. So I want to

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<v Speaker 1>articulate what I want, and it's like go upstairs and

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<v Speaker 1>have a bath. And I've got to the point where

0:25:26.720 --> 0:25:28.239
<v Speaker 1>it's like, every time you don't listen to me, Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing something in the bin.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh how's that working out?

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh it's great. Not he's just melt down after that

0:25:35.640 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>because he can't comprehend that. But it's like, if I

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<v Speaker 1>don't raise my voice, nothing gets done.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to debunk that video? Is that full of shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I think that this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. But I also think, like, don't be

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<v Speaker 1>an expert and preach the new parents, Like preach to

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's got kids that are like a bit older

0:25:56.600 --> 0:25:58.760
<v Speaker 1>and they're used to it, and then maybe they're a

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<v Speaker 1>bit out because I think in a few year's time,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't have to be yelling at Oscar because he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like I've learnt from when younger.

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<v Speaker 2>If I put a fork in the toaster, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad won't like it. No, I'll stop it. Or I

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<v Speaker 2>won't run out in front of traffic anymore because that

0:26:12.560 --> 0:26:14.520
<v Speaker 2>would mean Dad will yell, which I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar on the scooter, right, he's a really good example

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<v Speaker 1>like that oscar on the scooter on the footpath. It

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<v Speaker 1>goes around the corner. I'm like, stop at the corner,

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:25.600
<v Speaker 1>and he's riding away. Make sure you stop at the corner.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop at the corner. And he goes around the fucking corner,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I've got to go. I've got to yell

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<v Speaker 1>in the streets because I can't see him. It's more

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:37.960
<v Speaker 1>for his safety that I'm yelling at him now. But

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't fucking listen all the way out.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's your fault for not setting those down earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna be like?

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<v Speaker 2>Please? And if you think of way not yelling at me.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what that does. It gas lights heaps

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:55.200
<v Speaker 1>of parents, making them think they're like shit, doing a

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<v Speaker 1>bad job. You're not doing a bad job. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>coping like the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a few videos I've come across because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I spent a lot of time on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a job, bro.

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:09.879
<v Speaker 2>I am an extremely hard working content creator, and I

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:12.719
<v Speaker 2>thought each week I will start to drip feeds of

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 2>these videos in front of you in the hope ash

0:27:15.840 --> 0:27:18.159
<v Speaker 2>that I just want to make you and me a

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<v Speaker 2>better parent. But I think most of them will be

0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:21.760
<v Speaker 2>full of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that was full Who would have thought.

0:27:24.200 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 2>Videos and social media that are explaining how to do

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<v Speaker 2>something full of shit would come from someone who doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have any idea what they're saying. Should we do ash?

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<v Speaker 2>We've been teasing this for a week now. We've also

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<v Speaker 2>been mentioning it on social media. Yes, we do have

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 2>a brand new segment we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. This segment is called Budget Smuggler's Most Ordinary Parent.

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<v Speaker 2>We desart in their repair ordinary repair.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know what we do. We don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing because repair. The vocals on that are absolutely outstanding,

0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to submit it to something.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's complained because that's been on repeat and it's like

0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 2>one of those earworms or it just won't fucking get out.

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 2>We don't know what we're doing. There's a little part

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:22.480
<v Speaker 2>we harmonize. There's one moment in there where we harmonize.

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<v Speaker 2>We both know it, and I think when we first

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 2>sung it, we looked at each other and thought.

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Holy shit, we've just are we going to release an alphabet?

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:32.359
<v Speaker 2>It was like, I can imagine what's what the Beatles

0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:34.879
<v Speaker 2>would have been like when the session they looked at

0:28:34.920 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 2>each other and gone.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got something. People are probably like, uh oh, they

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:41.760
<v Speaker 1>listening to the same.

0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 2>It's very catchy.

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:44.200
<v Speaker 1>It is very catchy.

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 2>You can see why John Lenond is one a few Grammys.

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait till we get our Grammy for that

0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:50.040
<v Speaker 1>version of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Arias are coming up.

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>They are yes, and we'll be singing that one live.

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Surely really get up and leave.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got asked to do the mask singer on

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<v Speaker 2>Channel ten, would you do it? Yeah, Charlton, if you're listening,

0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:06.880
<v Speaker 2>we're available. We do you have this new segment. It

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 2>is we put the call out there and we've asked

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<v Speaker 2>for the parents of this country to send through moments

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.720
<v Speaker 2>of ordinary parenting. And we're not saying neglectful parenting.

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:19.080
<v Speaker 1>We leave them in a hot curR and sun parenting.

0:29:18.680 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 2>But definitely not please do not do that. We are

0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>talking about ways in which you can cut corners to

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<v Speaker 2>get the job done with a little less pain. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got we've got some great ones that are sent through.

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<v Speaker 2>We are going to read out a couple. Yep. Only

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<v Speaker 2>one can be the budget smuggler winner with I'll get

0:29:35.360 --> 0:29:37.080
<v Speaker 2>two hundred dollars worth of product.

0:29:37.280 --> 0:29:37.560
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Ash, do you want to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll go first. I'll read one I like, then

0:29:42.640 --> 0:29:45.800
<v Speaker 1>you can read one you like, and then we'll go

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<v Speaker 1>for the big grit, the big winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say we had a moment where I mean,

0:29:54.480 --> 0:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>it's nothing brand new, but the kids loved it. We

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:01.320
<v Speaker 2>got home late on Monday and it was like quarter

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:04.680
<v Speaker 2>to seven. Kids are normally bed by seven, absolutely no

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.880
<v Speaker 2>chance of getting any decent food into them. So we

0:30:07.960 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 2>give him wheatbis and I said, guys, isn't this going

0:30:10.200 --> 0:30:13.640
<v Speaker 2>to be funny? We're going to have dinner, but it'll

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 2>be breakfast.

0:30:14.520 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 1>It'll be breakfast.

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:17.840
<v Speaker 2>We'll have it the wrong way around. And they thought

0:30:17.880 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 2>it was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Dad, this is crazy what we're looking for me?

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:24.600
<v Speaker 2>And then Marley was like, are we going to have

0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 2>spaghetti for breakfast? And I was like, maybe we will,

0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Like we didn't. They just had more wheatbicks.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when I told that story about how if

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:33.840
<v Speaker 1>they've eaten a full nutritious meal like Kindy, I just

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:34.800
<v Speaker 1>give them to Oh yeah.

0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like, they've come from Kindy, It's totally fine.

0:30:38.280 --> 0:30:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Let's just how you do it. I mean, they snack

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:41.920
<v Speaker 2>on like chickpeas and carrots.

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:42.480
<v Speaker 1>That's enough.

0:30:43.960 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Now, but your first example of ordinary parenting ash, please

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:47.320
<v Speaker 2>take away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so this one comes from someone called MOFO eighty one.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is Look, this is not the winner, but

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>this is the sort of stuff that we love to hear.

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:58.800
<v Speaker 1>So he does this thing he or she sorry, I

0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:03.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know. Yes, they cause the eyes closed game in

0:31:03.960 --> 0:31:07.120
<v Speaker 1>car trips. So they just do this competition who can

0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 1>close their eyes the longest obviously not the driver, and

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.960
<v Speaker 1>they just fall asleep. He has two really competitive boys

0:31:14.120 --> 0:31:17.280
<v Speaker 1>and it works. A tree is that's great genius. It's

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>kind of like you're lying to them. But it's an

0:31:19.600 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 1>ordinary parent move that we love to hear.

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:24.440
<v Speaker 2>But if the kids are going to fall asleep, it's

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 2>a win. They probably need a nap anyway, it's a win.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 1>That's any win you can get from a cutting a

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>corner or whatever is amazing.

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this one is from Jewels. Also could be a hero.

0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:36.840
<v Speaker 1>She could be.

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<v Speaker 2>They have said, when toddlers are crying, just say it's

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:48.920
<v Speaker 2>my turn now and cry louder. It stops him.

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Every time I've done this too, it's my turn.

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:57.360
<v Speaker 2>I did it this morning with Marley she was having

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<v Speaker 2>a little hissy fit because she's doing some coloring in

0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:01.480
<v Speaker 2>started crying and I was like, how did that not win?

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Started crying? And she started laughing.

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 2>Turned it right round straight away. Nothing works better.

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 1>That is great. Okay, now we have a winner.

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 2>This week's winner.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, this week's winner comes from Megan. Megan. I don't

0:32:15.240 --> 0:32:17.960
<v Speaker 1>know Meghan anyway, go that. It's quite a long one.

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<v Speaker 1>Please if I fuck this up, I'm really sorry. She said.

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<v Speaker 1>She wanted to add her parenting hack on decluttering, especially

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<v Speaker 1>bigger toys that her kids have, and how do you

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Because my place is messy? As please continue action? What

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<v Speaker 2>have we got?

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<v Speaker 1>She says? What she does. I break the toy when

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<v Speaker 1>they aren't around, on purpose, and when they get home,

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<v Speaker 1>I pretend to trip on it, acting like I've broken it.

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<v Speaker 1>Old Oh no, I've broken it. Bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll have to put it in the bin. Works every

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<v Speaker 1>bloody time. Therefore removing the shit toys. I hate taking

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<v Speaker 1>up space in the house, but that rather outstanding and

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<v Speaker 1>I will be using that one. I love the just

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<v Speaker 1>the secrecy of it when they're not around. I just

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<v Speaker 1>secretly break them so prem psychotic.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get back to what we do best, and that

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one here, can pipe that up. That was

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<v Speaker 2>a great intro.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just on one today. Anything you need to do,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>That oat flat white you had before is just absolutely earning.

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<v Speaker 1>It made me gassy, That's what.

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<v Speaker 2>Earning. Its keep earning it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've de robed my microphone. Well okay, okay questions Matthew,

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<v Speaker 1>you can go first, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is no way targeted towards you because.

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<v Speaker 1>You said why are you just targeting me?

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<v Speaker 2>Today? Just happens to be one that I thought we

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<v Speaker 2>were both unpacked. Also, you swear from your kids a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>This comes from Scott and he says, how should you

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 2>react when your kid swears? His little girl is just

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<v Speaker 2>over three in a little bit and she has copied

0:35:13.960 --> 0:35:17.920
<v Speaker 2>her mother? How can one not laugh and discipline at

0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 2>the same time. Now, Ash, he has sent through a

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<v Speaker 2>video and he has said, I can play this audio. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna give you this ship full context of

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:30.879
<v Speaker 2>the swear word that their little daughter is using.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking hope it's the sea bomb, black eye hopa, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Z bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>What does mommy say? Did you just say silly can't?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking serious? That's amazing? What does mommy say?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Way fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she saying silly can't? I think she's saying silly cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought she was dropping silly cars. Okay, silly cars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not as bad as what we thought.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA. I was like, look, I know I wished for it,

0:36:15.960 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>and then when I saw it, I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's saying the first one silly cars, but the

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<v Speaker 1>next one is fucking car. I thought you said silly car.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always do you know when it gets you. The

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<v Speaker 2>hardest part is when you're driving and some idiot in

0:36:31.160 --> 0:36:34.040
<v Speaker 2>front of your yeah, being stupid. It slips out. I say,

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<v Speaker 2>for fox sake.

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<v Speaker 1>For fox Sake is a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm always like, oh god, Marley's there, just like

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<v Speaker 2>absorbing everywhere and going, oh, u's that one. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like they were saying that time when we

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<v Speaker 1>got the pool noodle up onto the side, fuck sack

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<v Speaker 1>into the noodle at a resort.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but it's hard because it's equal parts hilarious. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>as it is concerning.

0:36:55.600 --> 0:36:58.399
<v Speaker 1>That your kids are dropping what they're doing there. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're disciplining it, then they're like this is naughty. I'm

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna you know, and they're going to push that boundary

0:37:03.480 --> 0:37:06.040
<v Speaker 1>that that fucking idiot was telling us about. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you have a giggle about it, then it's harmless. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I always say like, I don't really care if my

0:37:12.960 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 1>kids drop a swear word. I'll think it's funny if

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 1>it's in context. But if they start saying to someone

0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 1>in public like fuck you, that's when I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be like that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, if the waiter like drop some marshmallow when giving

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<v Speaker 2>them a baby Chino and fake lady, I better rate.

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<v Speaker 1>It in I'm going to really go home and look

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror and think about my parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>Parenting is that hard? At any moment where the child

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<v Speaker 2>is behaving to a certain degree but not destroying anything

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:49.640
<v Speaker 2>and giving you a moment of laughter, you just got

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:50.640
<v Speaker 2>to take it for It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Something to talk to your friends about as well, Like

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:54.759
<v Speaker 1>it's always a good laugh when you're having a drink

0:37:54.760 --> 0:37:57.239
<v Speaker 1>with other parents and you're like, I was gonna dropped

0:37:57.239 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 1>a F bomb the other day, and in context it's

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<v Speaker 1>great and watch this. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>So Scotty laugh away, my friend play.

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<v Speaker 1>On my question to you, Matthew. Okay, it comes from

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<v Speaker 1>Brent Redmond.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I don't know what that was funny?

0:38:16.760 --> 0:38:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Is that that made up? Mate? No?

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<v Speaker 2>That's legit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think what's the strangest dinner you've fed your child.

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<v Speaker 1>My two year old just went with a slice of ham,

0:38:27.320 --> 0:38:30.479
<v Speaker 1>a crumpet with the teller and a pouch to wash.

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:36.399
<v Speaker 2>It down, delicious, a smalgas border, random random items.

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:37.880
<v Speaker 1>That is random? What about you?

0:38:37.880 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>What have you? Okay? So this one wasn't one that

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<v Speaker 2>went down well. You sometimes you say to your kids,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not going to like this food, and they're like,

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.799
<v Speaker 2>I want it. I love it, and you're like, you're

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna hate it. It's not gonna be a jam. It's

0:38:52.480 --> 0:38:55.319
<v Speaker 2>either spicy or it's just like a weird flavor. And

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<v Speaker 2>Marley was like, give it to me, give it to

0:38:57.680 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 2>me now, bitch. And I was like, all right, if

0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 2>you really wanted, I'll give you one. But when we

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 2>moved house, we're clearing out the pantry, you know, there's

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:08.279
<v Speaker 2>always those random items like yeah, yeah, I don't know

0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 2>how they got there.

0:39:09.200 --> 0:39:11.240
<v Speaker 1>I bought that thing and I'm going to make something

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:12.400
<v Speaker 1>with this. Yeah yeah, I.

0:39:12.400 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Think this might have been like a ham or some

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where it came from.

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<v Speaker 1>Hampers always got the weird combination of like food in

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<v Speaker 1>one food.

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:25.600
<v Speaker 2>So it was like items that are like you wouldn't

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:28.719
<v Speaker 2>buy that never, that's why they give them away, Like

0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:29.759
<v Speaker 2>you've got no choice in the matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You' getting into a fucking hamd park.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, one of the items that we held onto was

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:36.680
<v Speaker 2>smoked muscles. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and like in the

0:39:36.760 --> 0:39:39.279
<v Speaker 2>can yeah. And I was like looking at it, and

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:41.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe because it was a sho I don't know, Marley

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:42.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, I love one of those.

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Plans, one of those shiny can things.

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty hungry. And I was like, you're not gonna

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:48.400
<v Speaker 2>like this, and she's like, serve it up, serve it

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:50.760
<v Speaker 2>up and give it to me. So I was like whatever,

0:39:50.880 --> 0:39:52.919
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't care, like have it if you want.

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:55.480
<v Speaker 2>So I gave her a smoked muscle and she was like, yep,

0:39:55.640 --> 0:40:01.040
<v Speaker 2>that's delicious. I would like another. She it was oh.

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:05.799
<v Speaker 2>I was like I told you, yeah, I told you.

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:08.279
<v Speaker 1>No, they don't get it for me. On this one.

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<v Speaker 1>The food it wasn't the strange part. It was how

0:40:11.080 --> 0:40:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it was eaten as the strange part. So it was

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:19.040
<v Speaker 1>just a spaghetti bowlin a no meatball spaghetti, so like

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>the big meatball. Okay, served it up to Oscar and

0:40:22.239 --> 0:40:24.840
<v Speaker 1>he was like, oh, I don't I don't want the sauce,

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:27.439
<v Speaker 1>So I put it in a strainer, washed it under

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 1>the tap, put it back in his bowl and gave

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>it to him and he ate it. So it was

0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:40.600
<v Speaker 1>essentially watered down spaghetti with a watered down meatball, and

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:43.319
<v Speaker 1>he ate the whole thing and gobbled that bitch up.

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:46.560
<v Speaker 2>Their little arrogant little things. Aren't that weird?

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:47.799
<v Speaker 1>Man? Kids are weird?

0:40:47.840 --> 0:40:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon? He was like, this tastes like ass.

0:40:50.080 --> 0:40:52.279
<v Speaker 2>But he's like, I'm not going to accept defeat here.

0:40:52.360 --> 0:40:54.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you know what he thought? He probably thought,

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:56.719
<v Speaker 1>you know what, just to annoy this person, I'm going

0:40:56.760 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to get him to deconstruct this meal, just for ships

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and giggle. And then when he got it, he was like,

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>what have I done? What have I done?

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:07.600
<v Speaker 2>This is a mistake? Kids? Is so dumb? Hey, ash?

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<v Speaker 2>That is until we have time for is we did?

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<v Speaker 2>We did? So? I feel like we do waffle before

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<v Speaker 1>Neck of the woods, I've just getten used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Until then, well you guys. Next Wednesday. Two Doting Dads

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