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Speaker 2: would you believe? It is all about parenting. It's the

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Speaker 2: good is it bad? Let's talk about cars today.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about big gigs.

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Speaker 2: I mean, already you are, You're like a dog on heat.

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Speaker 2: It said at the end in brackets, Ash sucks. So

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Speaker 1: Oh who who?

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Speaker 2: Except? Do you remember that last episode I dropped?

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Speaker 1: Did they give us five stars? Shut the fuck up?

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Speaker 2: I did drop the C word a number of times.

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Speaker 1: And I do want to just talk about one thing

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Speaker 1: It's quite a fam like for those who don't know,

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Speaker 2: It's taken the shine off what was once a beautiful

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Speaker 3: Because they're born needing to push boundaries and tell boundaries

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Speaker 3: So if you want to stop this, sancle, we have

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Speaker 1: And also we need to work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that firstly, that's what she did. And then

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Speaker 1: she's telling me that so if from the very beginning,

439
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,560
Speaker 1: when I was a very novice parent doing it for

440
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Speaker 1: the first time, that if I had to set that

441
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 1: boundary really low and pleasant, it would still be low

442
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 1: and pleasant. Shut the fuck up. Okay, nothing gets done

443
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 1: in my house, no, I see a point now, Look okay, look, yes,

444
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 1: it depends on the kid, right, But like, this is

445
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,760
Speaker 1: a parenting expert. Obviously, if she's going to dish out

446
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 1: advice like that that comprehensive, you'd want to have something

447
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 1: to back up. And that's fair enough. But every parent

448
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,679
Speaker 1: that has their first child, they're a novice parent. No

449
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 1: one's gonna know that shit, and you're not gonna have

450
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,720
Speaker 1: enough sleep to actually put that into practice. If you're

451
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 1: putting that into practice, you're a fucking psychopath from day one.

452
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have that child because no one's sitting around

453
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 1: getting it. Imagine getting at a one year old level

454
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 1: and being like, now, don't cry.

455
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 2: When mommy and daddy's sleeping.

456
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: Or some fucking garbage like that last light.

457
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 2: I love how worked up you get, Yeah, because like

458
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,880
Speaker 2: get a bit of passion from you. Ash.

459
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Speaker 1: I get that there's people that don't yell at their kids,

460
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 1: and they don't want to yell at their kids, that's

461
00:21:59,119 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: up to them.

462
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: But grow up to murder people, yes, and burn.

463
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 1: People's houses down. They're all arso in this. But everyone

464
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 1: has a stern voice, Okay, whether it's a yell or

465
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 1: a stern I don't think that the kid's going to differentiate.

466
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: I just know that, yes, she's right. They want to

467
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 1: push boundaries to the boundary. But even now when they

468
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,920
Speaker 1: get to the boundary and I yell, they still sometimes

469
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: just laugh at me. So at what point you need

470
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 1: to start that or is it just too late for everybody, because,

471
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: like I said, people are novice.

472
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Speaker 2: For the record, I think her video sucks. I don't

473
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Speaker 2: agree with it.

474
00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I just thought I played in front of you.

475
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 1: It was like that fucking dickhead. It was trying to

476
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,720
Speaker 1: tell you to stop. Close your eyes.

477
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,880
Speaker 2: It's the people on social media. I bet she doesn't

478
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 2: even have kids. But I was thinking the other day, no,

479
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: she's got dogs. I was thinking the other day. I

480
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 2: was like, maybe, you know, sometimes I think maybe I

481
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 2: shouldn't yell. Maybe from this point on words, I'm going

482
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: to change the way I parent and I'm going to

483
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 2: be a great dad who never raises his voice. And

484
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,800
Speaker 2: then when we do the daycare drop off and we

485
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 2: park the car, and it's always a bit tricky because

486
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 2: you know, I've got two kids in the back. I

487
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 2: gotta take Marley out first. I'll try and like hold

488
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Speaker 2: her hand as I then go around to the other

489
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,120
Speaker 2: side to let Lula out. Sometimes Miley's like, don't hold

490
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 2: my hand dad piss off, and so I'm like, hey,

491
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: just you got to stand right next to me. I

492
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 2: need to see you at all times. And then the

493
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: other morning she just went to like run off on

494
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Speaker 2: the road and I was like.

495
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Speaker 1: My come back here, right, that's where you're wrong. You

496
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: should come on, Marley, please come back me. Look out

497
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,120
Speaker 1: for the oncoming trap.

498
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 2: Like you need to. You need to not like if.

499
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Speaker 1: They're going to get yelled at in their life, Like

500
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Speaker 1: you can't protect your child from If I don't yell

501
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,320
Speaker 1: at my kids and then they go to school and

502
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 1: do something wrong and a teacher yells at them, they're

503
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: going to be fucking shocked. Okay, it's way worse now.

504
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 1: It's like shock therapy in like eight years time. They're

505
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: like what is this loud.

506
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: Night when they go to school? I just look at

507
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,160
Speaker 2: the teacher of principal and go, is that all you got?

508
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? You got, bitch. I've spoken to my therapist about this. Yes,

509
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: I see a therapist, believe it or about.

510
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's their take on it?

511
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 1: Well? That look, they're like very much like just from

512
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,400
Speaker 1: you'd need to also remember that he's for Oscar, particularly

513
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: because he fucking grinds my gears right, and it's they're like, look,

514
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with you being stern. Yeah, But then

515
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: every time we do have that conversation, I try and

516
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 1: put into practice maybe being a little bit more patient.

517
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 1: Probably lasts about three days before he works out there.

518
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 2: Dad's become a pushover.

519
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad's kind of push over. And I've got a

520
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: wrangling back into line, like unbelievable. But if I've said

521
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: it a million times, nothing gets done in my house

522
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: unless I yell, like even like put your shoes on

523
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: this morning, put your shoes on, Please, put your shoes on.

524
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,560
Speaker 1: Start with that, and then it slowly escalates put your

525
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: shoes on, Okay, put your shoes on.

526
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh, you want the shoes on,

527
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 2: Oh you.

528
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: Want the shoes on? It now? Which one?

529
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 2: Well, why didn't you say so?

530
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: Right now? I've just said to Oscar, I'm sick of

531
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 1: yelling at y'a for not listening. That's the one that

532
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: really shits me in the mom because I'm very obvious.

533
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: He's got a very good vocabulary and he's very good

534
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: at like articulating what he wants. So I want to

535
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: articulate what I want, and it's like go upstairs and

536
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: have a bath. And I've got to the point where

537
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,239
Speaker 1: it's like, every time you don't listen to me, Now

538
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm throwing something in the bin.

539
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 2: Oh how's that working out?

540
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: Oh it's great. Not he's just melt down after that

541
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: because he can't comprehend that. But it's like, if I

542
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: don't raise my voice, nothing gets done.

543
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 2: We're going to debunk that video? Is that full of shit?

544
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,119
Speaker 1: Look, I think that this.

545
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 2: I think it is.

546
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: I think so.

547
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 2: I think it is.

548
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: I think so. But I also think, like, don't be

549
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 1: an expert and preach the new parents, Like preach to

550
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: someone who's got kids that are like a bit older

551
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: and they're used to it, and then maybe they're a

552
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: bit out because I think in a few year's time,

553
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 1: I won't have to be yelling at Oscar because he'd

554
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: be like I've learnt from when younger.

555
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 2: If I put a fork in the toaster, I'll do it.

556
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Dad won't like it. No, I'll stop it. Or I

557
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: won't run out in front of traffic anymore because that

558
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 2: would mean Dad will yell, which I don't want to.

559
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 1: Oscar on the scooter, right, he's a really good example

560
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: like that oscar on the scooter on the footpath. It

561
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: goes around the corner. I'm like, stop at the corner,

562
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: and he's riding away. Make sure you stop at the corner.

563
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: Stop at the corner. And he goes around the fucking corner,

564
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,879
Speaker 1: and then I've got to go. I've got to yell

565
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: in the streets because I can't see him. It's more

566
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: for his safety that I'm yelling at him now. But

567
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 1: he didn't fucking listen all the way out.

568
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 2: And that's your fault for not setting those down earlier.

569
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 1: What am I gonna be like?

570
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: Please? And if you think of way not yelling at me.

571
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: And you know what that does. It gas lights heaps

572
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: of parents, making them think they're like shit, doing a

573
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 1: bad job. You're not doing a bad job. You're just

574
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 1: coping like the rest of us.

575
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Speaker 2: I've got a few videos I've come across because you know,

576
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 2: I spent a lot of time on social media.

577
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: Get a job, bro.

578
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 2: I am an extremely hard working content creator, and I

579
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,719
Speaker 2: thought each week I will start to drip feeds of

580
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 2: these videos in front of you in the hope ash

581
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: that I just want to make you and me a

582
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 2: better parent. But I think most of them will be

583
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 2: full of shit.

584
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: Okay, well that was full Who would have thought.

585
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: Videos and social media that are explaining how to do

586
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: something full of shit would come from someone who doesn't

587
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 2: have any idea what they're saying. Should we do ash?

588
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 2: We've been teasing this for a week now. We've also

589
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 2: been mentioning it on social media. Yes, we do have

590
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 2: a brand new segment we do.

591
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: Yes. This segment is called Budget Smuggler's Most Ordinary Parent.

592
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: We desart in their repair ordinary repair.

593
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: We don't know what we do. We don't know what

594
00:27:51,720 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: we're doing because repair. The vocals on that are absolutely outstanding,

595
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: and I'm going to submit it to something.

596
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: Laura's complained because that's been on repeat and it's like

597
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 2: one of those earworms or it just won't fucking get out.

598
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: We don't know what we're doing. There's a little part

599
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 2: we harmonize. There's one moment in there where we harmonize.

600
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: We both know it, and I think when we first

601
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: sung it, we looked at each other and thought.

602
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: Holy shit, we've just are we going to release an alphabet?

603
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: It was like, I can imagine what's what the Beatles

604
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,879
Speaker 2: would have been like when the session they looked at

605
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: each other and gone.

606
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: We've got something. People are probably like, uh oh, they

607
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 1: listening to the same.

608
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: It's very catchy.

609
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: It is very catchy.

610
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 2: You can see why John Lenond is one a few Grammys.

611
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: I can't wait till we get our Grammy for that

612
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: version of it.

613
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 2: Arias are coming up.

614
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: They are yes, and we'll be singing that one live.

615
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 1: Surely really get up and leave.

616
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: If you got asked to do the mask singer on

617
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: Channel ten, would you do it? Yeah, Charlton, if you're listening,

618
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 2: we're available. We do you have this new segment. It

619
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 2: is we put the call out there and we've asked

620
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: for the parents of this country to send through moments

621
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 2: of ordinary parenting. And we're not saying neglectful parenting.

622
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 1: We leave them in a hot curR and sun parenting.

623
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: But definitely not please do not do that. We are

624
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: talking about ways in which you can cut corners to

625
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: get the job done with a little less pain. Absolutely,

626
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: we've got we've got some great ones that are sent through.

627
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 2: We are going to read out a couple. Yep. Only

628
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: one can be the budget smuggler winner with I'll get

629
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars worth of product.

630
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: Yep.

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00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: Ash, do you want to go?

632
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go first. I'll read one I like, then

633
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: you can read one you like, and then we'll go

634
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:50,240
Speaker 1: for the big grit, the big winner.

635
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: Can I just say we had a moment where I mean,

636
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: it's nothing brand new, but the kids loved it. We

637
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 2: got home late on Monday and it was like quarter

638
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 2: to seven. Kids are normally bed by seven, absolutely no

639
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 2: chance of getting any decent food into them. So we

640
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 2: give him wheatbis and I said, guys, isn't this going

641
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: to be funny? We're going to have dinner, but it'll

642
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: be breakfast.

643
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: It'll be breakfast.

644
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 2: We'll have it the wrong way around. And they thought

645
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 2: it was hilarious.

646
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, Dad, this is crazy what we're looking for me?

647
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 2: And then Marley was like, are we going to have

648
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 2: spaghetti for breakfast? And I was like, maybe we will,

649
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 2: Like we didn't. They just had more wheatbicks.

650
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: It's like when I told that story about how if

651
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: they've eaten a full nutritious meal like Kindy, I just

652
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: give them to Oh yeah.

653
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 2: I was like, they've come from Kindy, It's totally fine.

654
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: Let's just how you do it. I mean, they snack

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Speaker 2: on like chickpeas and carrots.

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Speaker 1: That's enough.

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Speaker 2: Now, but your first example of ordinary parenting ash, please

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Speaker 2: take away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so this one comes from someone called MOFO eighty one.

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Speaker 1: But this is Look, this is not the winner, but

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Speaker 1: So he does this thing he or she sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Yes, they cause the eyes closed game in

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Speaker 1: they just fall asleep. He has two really competitive boys

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Speaker 1: and it works. A tree is that's great genius. It's

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Speaker 1: kind of like you're lying to them. But it's an

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Speaker 2: But if the kids are going to fall asleep, it's

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Speaker 2: a win. They probably need a nap anyway, it's a win.

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Speaker 1: That's any win you can get from a cutting a

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Speaker 2: Okay, this one is from Jewels. Also could be a hero.

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Speaker 1: She could be.

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Speaker 2: They have said, when toddlers are crying, just say it's

677
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Speaker 2: my turn now and cry louder. It stops him.

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Speaker 1: Every time I've done this too, it's my turn.

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Speaker 2: I did it this morning with Marley she was having

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Speaker 2: a little hissy fit because she's doing some coloring in

681
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Speaker 2: started crying and I was like, how did that not win?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? Started crying? And she started laughing.

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Speaker 2: Turned it right round straight away. Nothing works better.

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Speaker 1: Let's get back to what we do best, and that

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Speaker 1: is answering the parenting questions of the world. The whole

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Speaker 2: I've got one here, can pipe that up. That was

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Speaker 2: a great intro.

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Speaker 1: I'm just on one today. Anything you need to do,

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Speaker 2: That oat flat white you had before is just absolutely earning.

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Speaker 1: It made me gassy, That's what.

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Speaker 2: Earning. Its keep earning it.

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Speaker 1: I've de robed my microphone. Well okay, okay questions Matthew,

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Speaker 1: you can go first, okay.

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Speaker 2: And this is no way targeted towards you because.

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Speaker 1: You said why are you just targeting me?

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Speaker 2: Today? Just happens to be one that I thought we

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Speaker 2: were both unpacked. Also, you swear from your kids a lot.

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Speaker 2: This comes from Scott and he says, how should you

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Speaker 2: react when your kid swears? His little girl is just

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Speaker 2: over three in a little bit and she has copied

739
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Speaker 2: her mother? How can one not laugh and discipline at

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Speaker 2: the same time. Now, Ash, he has sent through a

741
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Speaker 2: video and he has said, I can play this audio. Yeah,

742
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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give you this ship full context of

743
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Speaker 2: the swear word that their little daughter is using.

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Speaker 1: Fucking hope it's the sea bomb, black eye hopa, it's

745
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Speaker 1: the Z bomb.

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Speaker 2: What does mommy say? Did you just say silly can't?

747
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Speaker 1: Are you fucking serious? That's amazing? What does mommy say?

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Speaker 1: What's the other.

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Speaker 2: Way fucking.

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Speaker 1: Is she saying silly can't? I think she's saying silly cars.

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Speaker 2: I thought she was dropping silly cars. Okay, silly cars.

752
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Speaker 2: It's not as bad as what we thought.

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Speaker 1: WHOA. I was like, look, I know I wished for it,

754
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Speaker 1: and then when I saw it, I was like, no,

755
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Speaker 1: but she's saying the first one silly cars, but the

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Speaker 1: next one is fucking car. I thought you said silly car.

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Speaker 2: It's always do you know when it gets you. The

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Speaker 2: hardest part is when you're driving and some idiot in

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Speaker 2: front of your yeah, being stupid. It slips out. I say,

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Speaker 2: for fox sake.

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Speaker 1: For fox Sake is a good one.

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Speaker 2: And I'm always like, oh god, Marley's there, just like

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Speaker 2: absorbing everywhere and going, oh, u's that one. That's great.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's like they were saying that time when we

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Speaker 1: got the pool noodle up onto the side, fuck sack

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Speaker 1: into the noodle at a resort.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but it's hard because it's equal parts hilarious. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: as it is concerning.

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Speaker 1: That your kids are dropping what they're doing there. If

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Speaker 1: you're disciplining it, then they're like this is naughty. I'm

771
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Speaker 1: gonna you know, and they're going to push that boundary

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Speaker 1: that that fucking idiot was telling us about. But if

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Speaker 1: you have a giggle about it, then it's harmless. I think.

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Speaker 1: I always say like, I don't really care if my

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Speaker 1: kids drop a swear word. I'll think it's funny if

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Speaker 1: it's in context. But if they start saying to someone

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Speaker 1: in public like fuck you, that's when I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be like that.

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Speaker 2: No, if the waiter like drop some marshmallow when giving

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Speaker 2: them a baby Chino and fake lady, I better rate.

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Speaker 1: It in I'm going to really go home and look

782
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Speaker 1: in the mirror and think about my parenting.

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Speaker 2: Parenting is that hard? At any moment where the child

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Speaker 2: is behaving to a certain degree but not destroying anything

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Speaker 2: and giving you a moment of laughter, you just got

786
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Speaker 2: to take it for It's.

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Speaker 1: Something to talk to your friends about as well, Like

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Speaker 1: it's always a good laugh when you're having a drink

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Speaker 1: with other parents and you're like, I was gonna dropped

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Speaker 1: a F bomb the other day, and in context it's

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Speaker 1: great and watch this. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 2: So Scotty laugh away, my friend play.

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Speaker 1: On my question to you, Matthew. Okay, it comes from

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Speaker 1: Brent Redmond.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know what that was funny?

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Speaker 1: Is that that made up? Mate? No?

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Speaker 2: That's legit.

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Speaker 1: I think what's the strangest dinner you've fed your child.

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Speaker 1: My two year old just went with a slice of ham,

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Speaker 1: a crumpet with the teller and a pouch to wash.

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Speaker 2: It down, delicious, a smalgas border, random random items.

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Speaker 1: That is random? What about you?

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Speaker 2: What have you? Okay? So this one wasn't one that

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Speaker 2: went down well. You sometimes you say to your kids,

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Speaker 2: you're not going to like this food, and they're like,

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Speaker 2: I want it. I love it, and you're like, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna hate it. It's not gonna be a jam. It's

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Speaker 2: either spicy or it's just like a weird flavor. And

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Speaker 2: Marley was like, give it to me, give it to

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Speaker 2: me now, bitch. And I was like, all right, if

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Speaker 2: you really wanted, I'll give you one. But when we

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Speaker 2: moved house, we're clearing out the pantry, you know, there's

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Speaker 2: always those random items like yeah, yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 2: how they got there.

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Speaker 1: I bought that thing and I'm going to make something

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Speaker 1: with this. Yeah yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Think this might have been like a ham or some

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Speaker 2: I don't know where it came from.

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Speaker 1: Hampers always got the weird combination of like food in

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Speaker 1: one food.

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Speaker 2: So it was like items that are like you wouldn't

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Speaker 2: buy that never, that's why they give them away, Like

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Speaker 2: you've got no choice in the matter.

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Speaker 1: You' getting into a fucking hamd park.

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Speaker 2: Well, one of the items that we held onto was

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Speaker 2: smoked muscles. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and like in the

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Speaker 2: can yeah. And I was like looking at it, and

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Speaker 2: maybe because it was a sho I don't know, Marley

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Speaker 2: was like, I love one of those.

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Speaker 1: Plans, one of those shiny can things.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty hungry. And I was like, you're not gonna

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Speaker 2: like this, and she's like, serve it up, serve it

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Speaker 2: up and give it to me. So I was like whatever,

834
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Speaker 2: Like I don't care, like have it if you want.

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Speaker 2: So I gave her a smoked muscle and she was like, yep,

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Speaker 2: that's delicious. I would like another. She it was oh.

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Speaker 2: I was like I told you, yeah, I told you.

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Speaker 1: No, they don't get it for me. On this one.

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Speaker 1: The food it wasn't the strange part. It was how

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Speaker 1: it was eaten as the strange part. So it was

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Speaker 1: just a spaghetti bowlin a no meatball spaghetti, so like

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Speaker 1: the big meatball. Okay, served it up to Oscar and

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Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I don't I don't want the sauce,

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Speaker 1: So I put it in a strainer, washed it under

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Speaker 1: the tap, put it back in his bowl and gave

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Speaker 1: it to him and he ate it. So it was

847
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Speaker 1: essentially watered down spaghetti with a watered down meatball, and

848
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Speaker 1: he ate the whole thing and gobbled that bitch up.

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Speaker 2: Their little arrogant little things. Aren't that weird?

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Speaker 1: Man? Kids are weird?

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon? He was like, this tastes like ass.

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Speaker 2: But he's like, I'm not going to accept defeat here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what he thought? He probably thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what, just to annoy this person, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to get him to deconstruct this meal, just for ships

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Speaker 1: and giggle. And then when he got it, he was like,

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Speaker 1: what have I done? What have I done?

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Speaker 2: This is a mistake? Kids? Is so dumb? Hey, ash?

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Speaker 2: That is until we have time for is we did?

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Speaker 2: We did? So? I feel like we do waffle before

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Speaker 2: we start recording. When you come out to this.

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Speaker 1: Neck of the woods, I've just getten used to it.

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Speaker 2: You have gotten used to it. I know you've got

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Speaker 2: to trek back to the worry wiry hood hood because.

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Speaker 1: I just remind me to pick up my samurai saw

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Speaker 1: on the way.

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Speaker 2: We have. Actually, you and me both look at the

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Speaker 2: lot of new listeners we do that have joined us.

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Speaker 1: Go back and listen for the very start. Some stuff

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Speaker 1: that we talk about. We'll have more context.

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Speaker 2: At one Daddy wants a podcast Absolute crack us.

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Speaker 1: Daddy somewhat did want one, he was hungry. But Daddy

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Speaker 1: wants Daddy Kids and.

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Speaker 2: Go leave a review, leave a review, describe and and

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Speaker 2: also follow us. At two Dotting Dads, we current ash

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Speaker 2: we're running a competition for Baby Beyond.

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Speaker 1: We are yes, so you could win two brand new

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Speaker 2: They're great, they are great, they are very very good.

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Speaker 1: There is a video there, follow the caption how to enter.

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Speaker 2: We can just follow us follow Baby Beyond.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just read the fact.

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Speaker 2: And we'll see you guys next week. Also, before we go,

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Speaker 2: I just want to ask the listeners right now, we

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Speaker 2: have done a few bonus episodes with the dads of

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Speaker 2: this country. A lot of people have said we'd like

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Speaker 2: to have a mum on the podcast, which we absolutely

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Speaker 2: would for sure. We are two doting dads and we

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Speaker 2: will both speak to mums and dads.

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Speaker 1: I know believe it or not the best advice.

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Speaker 2: So if you have any mums that you would like

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Speaker 2: us to speak to on the podcast as a bonus episode,

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Speaker 2: please tell us who they are and we will do

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Speaker 2: our best to organize that.

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Speaker 1: Yep, absolutely and.

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Speaker 2: Until then, well you guys. Next Wednesday. Two Doting Dads

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Speaker 2: podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and

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Speaker 2: the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on gadagal Land