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Speaker 2: to the world for Christian. I'm stuffed at taxidermist so ConL.
Speaker 3: It's actually quite hard and skins I heard of me
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Speaker 4: I lock myself in the toilet for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Starsmell Hey, good morning, it is Tuesday morning, six minutes
Speaker 2: past six. We are back. Good morning, Jack Post.
Speaker 3: Welcome back, Christian, It's good to be back.
Speaker 2: Patsy, good morning. Hello. So let's find out. Let's catch
Speaker 2: up what has been going on with you all? I
Speaker 2: went up to since he've been away. Then I went
Speaker 2: to Brisbane for a weekend of meditation and other stuff.
Speaker 2: I found Buddha and then he left me within an
Speaker 2: hour when I got annoyed by some selfish idiot at
Speaker 2: the airport when I was flying from Brisbane on Sunday
Speaker 2: night a week ago to go to a tiny little
Speaker 2: place been to before my life called Gladston. Are the
Speaker 2: you two ever been to Gladston in Queensland.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got rellies up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, so sleepy little place, isn't it. Where is everyone?
Speaker 2: On the Monday at ten am, I'm driving through the
Speaker 2: place down to the ferry. There's no one around. I
Speaker 2: mean perhaps no one around.
Speaker 4: There's tumbleweeds in the streets.
Speaker 2: Where is everyone? Honestly, how it's actually like there've been
Speaker 2: like an apocalypse, you know, like in a Will Smith movie.
Speaker 2: Drive around?
Speaker 3: So is it a holiday destination? Do people go there
Speaker 3: to go to the beach or is it inland?
Speaker 4: Well it's kind of a bit out. What were you
Speaker 4: doing there in the first place?
Speaker 2: Well, I went up there and met Sarah and the kids.
Speaker 2: They've been away for a week before me, and we
Speaker 2: went on the faery. Was just horrendous, the roughest crossing
Speaker 2: I've ever been on. That vomit comet two and off
Speaker 2: hours to get from Gladston to a beautiful literally a
Speaker 2: paradise I called it, and really is called heron Island.
Speaker 2: That was stunning, But tun off I've never experienced. And
Speaker 2: I've done the iris C. The rs C is five
Speaker 2: hours of hell, people thrown up. This was worse. It
Speaker 2: was so bad everywhere you look people being sick. You
Speaker 2: couldn't get out the sea to go to la toilet,
Speaker 2: you go flying into some couple. It was just people
Speaker 2: being sick everywhere. And I've got a thing I don't
Speaker 2: know about you, guys. If I see someone being sick,
Speaker 2: I will start just looking at them. So we had
Speaker 2: to keep looking away. And then people advise you to
Speaker 2: look at the horizon, but you can't because all you
Speaker 2: can see is other people looking at the horizon.
Speaker 3: So were people vomiting into bags or backs rags?
Speaker 2: Then they run out of bags?
Speaker 3: Oh, so you have to vomit in the ocean.
Speaker 2: Well no, I couldn't even do that at one point
Speaker 2: because the kids were next to me, and I don't
Speaker 2: want to freak them out. I merely vomited into my
Speaker 2: mouth and smiled good morning with bad vomit into mouth
Speaker 2: and eat it, suck it up, princess birds do it.
Speaker 2: I wonder I'm going to tell those kids, well, I
Speaker 2: did you know when they start moaning, go oh, you
Speaker 2: didn't do this when you were a dead. I went
Speaker 2: I ate sick for you guys on that vomit comet
Speaker 2: so we could get to Paradise isn't great to have
Speaker 2: us back grown up radio content?
Speaker 1: Good Morning, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 2: When I stayed for my night. You've been there, Patsy then,
Speaker 2: so you know what I'm talking about. Gladstone there. I
Speaker 2: get there late on a Sunday night and I'm waiting
Speaker 2: at the Tilet airport they've got there after fly. The
Speaker 2: plane I get in is like some of it a
Speaker 2: buddy Holly Airways. I sent you guys a photos. I
Speaker 2: thought this might be the last thing they hear from me.
Speaker 2: Actually had propellers and as I was getting onto the plant,
Speaker 2: thinking am I meant to sort of swing one of them? More?
Speaker 2: What do we do? On? Do we push this thing
Speaker 2: in the bag to get enough to see I haven't
Speaker 2: got one in my life? With the land in Gladstone,
Speaker 2: very small airport as you can imagine there. And suddenly
Speaker 2: it's like quarter to ten and I'm thinking, I look
Speaker 2: on Uber, don't know what I bothered. It's like there's
Speaker 2: no Uber there, there's no Ubers there on a Sunday night,
Speaker 2: it's caught to turn in the evening. I'm waiting for
Speaker 2: twenty minutes for a taxi. Right. The taxi arrives, right.
Speaker 2: The guy doesn't look in the mirror or acknowledge me
Speaker 2: in any way or form a button. He just obviously
Speaker 2: clicks a button. The trunk opens, I chuck my bag
Speaker 2: in the back. I get in the back seat, and
Speaker 2: I sort of say, the name of this motel must
Speaker 2: be the cheapest place my wife had put me into it.
Speaker 2: Right to a cheap motel. He drove away, and all
Speaker 2: he said to me was sound of your accent. You're
Speaker 2: a long way from home, sinister. Could he have sounded
Speaker 2: any more creepy? I got Google Maps up put the
Speaker 2: destination in of this motel, just to check he wasn't
Speaker 2: taking me to some swamp where a load of his
Speaker 2: other mates. Now we're gonna have some kind of funny
Speaker 2: games with me. Why are we going away the circle?
Speaker 2: You're going away from it? Sah sah? Why is locked
Speaker 2: in the back? I get to this motel? Is I
Speaker 2: going time traveling in fifties? Right in the morning, I'm
Speaker 2: checking out and the lady goes to me, what a
Speaker 2: shame you're leaving so soon? This week we are launching
Speaker 2: room service. Oh you've seen room service around the world
Speaker 2: for the last fifty years, and you think maybe we
Speaker 2: should try it.
Speaker 3: Were they ran new motel?
Speaker 2: No, I said to it's something new though this place.
Speaker 2: How long has been here? Twenty years? Twenty years? But
Speaker 2: last week they launched a room service. Room service has
Speaker 2: come to cast Jack. What happened to you? How was
Speaker 2: your Easter? Easter?
Speaker 3: The time off is great. The actual day of Easter,
Speaker 3: I promised Bianco a whole lot of eggs, but I
Speaker 3: didn't have them ready on Sunday morning because I have
Speaker 3: seem to remember this memory of somebody last year telling
Speaker 3: me if you wait until the afternoon, you can go
Speaker 3: to the supermarkets and for a dollar they'll give you
Speaker 3: a bag of all the leftover egg Like.
Speaker 2: One that's like saying I'm not going to get you
Speaker 2: any Christmas presents and get someone from the January cell
Speaker 2: third of Day or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just it's just Easter, and you get
Speaker 3: Monday off as well.
Speaker 2: So did you say you still haven't found your eggs.
Speaker 2: It's a really tough I'm just going to go for
Speaker 2: a drive, which you look around the house for all
Speaker 2: the eggs that are there. You're going So there were
Speaker 2: no eggs.
Speaker 3: You could get no eggs to the supermarket and well
Speaker 3: at least the woolworks and coals nothing not, they're all gone.
Speaker 3: They're all gone.
Speaker 2: What a surprise, Jack, Well yeah, but normally there's like
Speaker 2: a surplus, isn't there? You didn't they you start that
Speaker 2: the cream eggs and that are all being sold like
Speaker 2: half priced next day.
Speaker 3: There wasn't even if I had to get them the
Speaker 3: full price eggs. They just were out of eggs. So
Speaker 3: we had we had no egg Easter when.
Speaker 2: You get just a chocolate bars and then just squished
Speaker 2: up into roll in your hand and went happy Easter.
Speaker 3: Honestly, tell you what we ate when we got home
Speaker 3: is that we have some of those like milk, chocolate,
Speaker 3: bitchy put in cookies, tiny.
Speaker 2: Little petty shot bits. How did you get on it there?
Speaker 2: Out of were abeat these.
Speaker 5: Three card Oh we had a great day, beautiful weather.
Speaker 5: We got one hundred and five or rather Audry got
Speaker 5: one hundred and five eggs.
Speaker 4: This shit little ones, but they're solid.
Speaker 2: How one hundred and five hundred and five did someone
Speaker 2: calling time on this?
Speaker 5: They scattered half a million eggs that day on Good Friday,
Speaker 5: raised one hundred and forty grand for the hospital, which
Speaker 5: was great.
Speaker 3: She had helped Chris is out there.
Speaker 2: You and Chris must have been you know, one hundred
Speaker 2: of them are for you, five for the kid, right Chris?
Speaker 2: What she got like a JCB with the scoop at
Speaker 2: the the machine that they have driving rangers for the
Speaker 2: gold boards. Did you tie around one of those?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three over the last eight days of staying three different
Speaker 2: hotel rooms due to this ridiculous itinery that my wife,
Speaker 2: but of course she actually had an exceled spreadsheet. Literally
Speaker 2: we're unpacking. It was doing to pack again. It's up
Speaker 2: being on the run or something. It's protection program. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I've had a lot of checking into hotels and checking
Speaker 2: out various cheap motels and the whole rigmroll. There's nothing
Speaker 2: more closely guarded in the world than hotel wi fi.
Speaker 2: And let's just take a moment to think about this,
Speaker 2: because it's the worst Wi Fi in the world. Week
Speaker 2: you try and stream anything, forget about it. You just
Speaker 2: get that wheel going round on Netflix or whatever you're
Speaker 2: trying to watch. Plus, why do they need that very
Speaker 2: very long. The coat, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: The thirty thousand letter and umlauts and excamation marks and
Speaker 2: upper did I put upper in? Oh no, I'm fifteen
Speaker 2: digits in. Sometimes do You'll do the same thing where
Speaker 2: you think, oh god, I know I didn't do those
Speaker 2: last two right, but hopefully it just accept it because
Speaker 2: it's kind of near enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then you start counting the little DUTs that
Speaker 3: make up all the characters. You're like, have I done
Speaker 3: fifteen or sixteen of that?
Speaker 2: We don't have the energy for any more of those
Speaker 2: hotels Wi Fi pass code and they all do that
Speaker 2: thing where they go, youve got pencer, why do I
Speaker 2: need a pen? I've checked in, I saw you two
Speaker 2: minutes ago. Let me on your precious crappy Wi Fi
Speaker 2: And it takes you so long to write it down.
Speaker 2: I've got a pen now, so is upper cases it?
Speaker 2: And then it's a gaps what kind of space bar?
Speaker 2: And then by the time you start to type it
Speaker 2: in and you wait to see if you get that's
Speaker 2: gonna let you on the pressure's Wi Fi, it takes
Speaker 2: so long it's not worth trying to watch anything. I
Speaker 2: don't know why Hotel will Wi Fi still insist on
Speaker 2: doing this ridiculous system with the over long password as well.
Speaker 2: It's an utter hell.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three On this.
Speaker 2: Day, Mystery on this day, All right, time for some
Speaker 2: history right now on the show twenty third of April
Speaker 2: eighteen ninety years ago. In nineteen thirty, when no one
Speaker 2: had TVs, the whether people got news was to gather
Speaker 2: around the radio and listen to the broadcast from the BBC.
Speaker 2: And in nineteen thirty, for the one and only time
Speaker 2: in the history of the BBC, the news simply was
Speaker 2: there is no news. That was literally what the announcer said,
Speaker 2: There is no news. They had no news. Yeah, in
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty April of twenty thirty, BBC simply came on
Speaker 2: at six o'clock for the biggest broadcast of the day,
Speaker 2: the Bulletin, and said simply there is no news. And
Speaker 2: for the remainder of the fifteen minute broadcast, when they
Speaker 2: normally did all the news and sport, they played get
Speaker 2: this piano music, So Patsy, don't worry about finning the time,
Speaker 2: just to stick on some piano music, Okay, there is
Speaker 2: no news.
Speaker 4: Surely something happened they could have talked about.
Speaker 2: There was no is the BBC, but I there was
Speaker 2: no news in nineteen thirty there is. Imagine if you
Speaker 2: came on one morning and simply said there is no
Speaker 2: news today, we'd all be shocked because there's always news.
Speaker 2: There's always something going on. Are they're here in Melbourne,
Speaker 2: here in Australia International.
Speaker 3: I think, Pats, you'll find some obscure tennis match that's
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Somewhere, some Pebble Beach classic we urgently need to be
Speaker 2: updated on.
Speaker 4: Well, you're informed, all right.
Speaker 2: So the big thing I'm asking you today, then, on
Speaker 2: this day in history, April the twenty third, a very
Speaker 2: very important law was passed. What do you think the
Speaker 2: law was very very important law. What was the year?
Speaker 2: I'm giving you, no year, No year, A really really
Speaker 2: important law about something which we all care about and enjoy.
Speaker 2: We do in Pummyland and you guys do over here
Speaker 2: as well, where we enjoy committing the crime. And now
Speaker 2: oh no, no, it's a law protecting something. But I
Speaker 2: can say no more. What do you think the law
Speaker 2: was passed somewhere in the world on this day in History,
Speaker 2: April the twenty third, A very very old law protecting
Speaker 2: something I think is very important and I know you
Speaker 2: Australian love this thing as well.
Speaker 3: How old?
Speaker 4: He's not giving it here?
Speaker 2: No year? All right, give us a guest, what do
Speaker 2: you think it was? What was the law that was passed?
Speaker 2: On this day in history? April the twenty third nine
Speaker 2: four one four one oh four three, nine four one
Speaker 2: o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: We're doing on this day Mystery our Dadly History in
Speaker 2: Action feature twenty third of April. On this day in history,
Speaker 2: a very important law was passed, protecting something that we
Speaker 2: all care very very deeply about. What do you think
Speaker 2: that law was that was passed quite a few years ago?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three? Good morning Chris, Hey,
Speaker 2: good morning Christian. Here are you? I'm good and have
Speaker 2: you had a good Easter? Mate?
Speaker 6: Absolutely brilliant?
Speaker 7: Well yourself?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic, very very good. Great to be back this morning, Chris,
Speaker 2: and thanks to Cooler show. Now, what do you think
Speaker 2: the law was?
Speaker 7: I think it was prohibition?
Speaker 2: So did you have prohibition here in victim?
Speaker 6: Oh? I was it in Victoria.
Speaker 1: Oh there you go.
Speaker 8: I thought you just made general in the America or.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. My law is bigger than Australia.
Speaker 2: It protects something which we care about all over the world.
Speaker 2: But I didn't did you have prohibition here in Australia?
Speaker 3: There had we had some prohibition in like Canberra, I think,
Speaker 3: or other areas, because I remember they were Oh I
Speaker 3: don't remember. I wasn't around in the nineteen tens when
Speaker 3: they were threatening to do it to Victoria. But they
Speaker 3: threatened to bring prohibition into Victoria.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I didn't know. No, Chris, it's not prohibition.
Speaker 6: Okay, then you have a lovely day.
Speaker 2: I hold you guys, Thank you very much, Chris Tom Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not prohibition. However, Chris is that this was a
Speaker 2: game of hide and seek with the answer about what
Speaker 2: this law is is really really warm.
Speaker 3: So you're still not committing it to us.
Speaker 9: Now you're gonna work a bit harder. They've had a
Speaker 9: week off from the show. They need to start swaying
Speaker 9: again in the morning. It's it's not prohibition, but it
Speaker 9: is to do in that area in that post code.
Speaker 3: Moonshine. You couldn't make like you couldn't make spirits at
Speaker 3: your own house.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not that.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: So has anyone ever actually been offered moonshine? One of
Speaker 2: those things you talk about, isn't it moonshine? You know
Speaker 2: they're making illegal moonshine or hoops or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Should it make some.
Speaker 2: Goal one oh four point three moonshine? It's Christian O'Connell's
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars moonshine. All right, what do you think
Speaker 2: it was? It's not prohibition, but it is. It's in
Speaker 2: the area nine one o four three.
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Speaker 2: Three on this day, mystery on this day, So in
Speaker 2: the last week of April. April are twenty third today,
Speaker 2: I'm asking you on this day in history, a interesting
Speaker 2: and unusual laws past trying to protect something we all
Speaker 2: care about all over the world, especially here in Australia,
Speaker 2: and that's pommes are mainly made of it as well.
Speaker 2: What do you think it is? So far? Something called
Speaker 2: earlier talked about prohibition. It wasn't that, but Jack, you
Speaker 2: found out some about prohibition in Australia.
Speaker 3: So true, Canbra did have a bit of prohibition in
Speaker 3: the twenties, but WA had four referendums trying to instill prohibition.
Speaker 3: So in nineteen eleven, nineteen twenty two, nineteen twenty five
Speaker 3: and nineteen fifty they had the same wording on a
Speaker 3: referendum that was should we prohibit alcohol? And each time
Speaker 3: a majority of voters said no.
Speaker 2: Wow like to drink. I wonder why they kept asking
Speaker 2: was it getting out of control? People were drinking too much? Well?
Speaker 3: Ken, how many times can you have a referendum? Because
Speaker 3: we had a major referendum in like ninety nine or
Speaker 3: two thousand to secede from the UK. But it's not
Speaker 3: like they can just keep having that every year until
Speaker 3: we finally say yes.
Speaker 2: Let's well, they're trying to get another referendum about the
Speaker 2: referendum about Brexit in the UKM moment, this is your
Speaker 2: beer exit. Mark's on the line, came on in Mark,
Speaker 2: Oh good, Christian Agan, I'm good. Have you had a
Speaker 2: great Easter break? Yeah?
Speaker 10: Pretty good?
Speaker 2: Thank you excellent Mark. What do you think the answer is? Mate?
Speaker 11: I was thinking it might have been the laws from Germany.
Speaker 2: I think it was well mark Mark. You're quite right.
Speaker 2: It was the in fifteen. How on earth you knew
Speaker 2: this five hundred and three years ago? It was the
Speaker 2: German beer impurity law. Germans love beer, right, Germany, they
Speaker 2: absolutely love beer. Get this fact. There are thirteen hundred
Speaker 2: breweries in Germany making some five and a half thousand
Speaker 2: different types of beer. In Germany alone, five and a
Speaker 2: half thousand different types of beer. I can't wrap my
Speaker 2: head around that. I mean five and a half thousand
Speaker 2: different types of beer. They love their beer. But in
Speaker 2: fifteen sixteen, Duke Willheim, the fourth you remember him, right,
Speaker 2: will your favorite? Duke? Three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, top five?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Villaheim, the fourth Or of Bavaria pastor law that
Speaker 2: you could only make beer out of hops, barley and water.
Speaker 2: And then a bit later on he added in yeast
Speaker 2: the beer purity law was asked a doctor by many
Speaker 2: countries all over the world. Beer is so important in Germany,
Speaker 2: so it's illegal to add any impurities. It still is
Speaker 2: to this day.
Speaker 3: And what counters in impurity anything that's not those for ingredients.
Speaker 2: So you can't put beers around the world. You have
Speaker 2: all kinds of stuff to get added into it, and
Speaker 2: nitrates and various things. It's actually illegal in Germany to
Speaker 2: muck around with the purity of beer. It's so important
Speaker 2: to them. Even in the language, there is a word
Speaker 2: beer earnest, beer earnest, which means beer serious. So how
Speaker 2: they get I love the phrase beer serious. By the way,
Speaker 2: is it serious or beer serious? The guys listen out.
Speaker 2: We's got to say it's beer serious.
Speaker 3: How do they get five thousand different types if they
Speaker 3: can use.
Speaker 2: What's the variety in them? How does that work out?
Speaker 2: I don't get that. I was just having a quick
Speaker 2: look about who loves beer and who drinks the most
Speaker 2: beer around the world. Which country do you think enjoys
Speaker 2: the most beer?
Speaker 3: Jeez, we got to be up there.
Speaker 4: It is Germany, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's the Czech Republic, is it? Then it's to say
Speaker 2: shells in the Caribbean, Dennis, Austria, neither of Pomeland. Australia.
Speaker 2: We're not in the top ten. Wow, we're not in
Speaker 2: the top ten. Germany're at number four. Namibia they love
Speaker 2: the beers in Namibia. They're sitting strong. Yeah, they're sitting
Speaker 2: strong at number five. Lithuania Island strongly represented at number seven.
Speaker 2: No surprise there, Australia you're at number nineteen, and Indian's
Speaker 2: at twenty six. Twenty six.
Speaker 3: We're gonna lift our game. I thought we'd been higher
Speaker 3: than that, yep.
Speaker 2: And so I went to then find out who drinks
Speaker 2: the most amount of wine? Again, noither of our countries
Speaker 2: are in the top ten. Then I looked at wine
Speaker 2: per capita and I'm stun to see this at number
Speaker 2: two in terms of the biggest wine drinkers, and Dora
Speaker 2: is at number one. France is at number five, as
Speaker 2: you'd expect. But then this is really good. The Vatican City,
Speaker 2: per capital, the home of the Roman Catholic Church, is
Speaker 2: the second biggest wine drinking country. It's not even a country,
Speaker 2: it's a It's a tiny little area. Uh, it's where
Speaker 2: there where the Vatican is. You know, you got it's
Speaker 2: an independent state where the Vatican is. They drink more
Speaker 2: wine there. They're at number two in the in the
Speaker 2: biggest wine drinkers in the world. Where you would know,
Speaker 2: I mean, you're you grow a Catholic. Don't you have
Speaker 2: wine and biscuits with with church? You mean you're not
Speaker 2: You're not stuck a coombag of it, you know, when
Speaker 2: you go to your church, they're not passing around like
Speaker 2: a bottle or a chalice of it. You swing from
Speaker 2: it and this is where is this pinot? Is this
Speaker 2: hey vicar? Is this corked? Could you see on Dan?
Speaker 2: Dan Murphy's got this is? This is Adelaide Hills. God
Speaker 2: give me a barossa or something. But obviously the Pope,
Speaker 2: you know well when he said that day he's sort
Speaker 2: of blessing people and doing masses and that he loves
Speaker 2: to get on it, chucking it down.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: I have a question about how far this radio station goes.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was to one of the kids and one of
Speaker 2: their friends had gone away for a week to talk
Speaker 2: key intosurfing the family and she was going to does
Speaker 2: the station go that far? And I didn't know how
Speaker 2: far does Gold go? First?
Speaker 3: Is amazing that your godd wants to listen to the
Speaker 3: show while she's down there in the surf camp and Talkie.
Speaker 3: I think it would reach Talkie. I always feel like
Speaker 3: Gold gets one of the furthest it goes.
Speaker 4: To ocean growth. We've got cousins at Ocean Grove.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they can pick us up. How are we the
Speaker 2: same as like? So also in Ocean Grove are our
Speaker 2: competitors A Fox out there is Eddie out there.
Speaker 4: Oh they're a bit scratching.
Speaker 3: Do you think they're different? They're not all. Not all
Speaker 3: radio stations are made equal.
Speaker 2: We go. Do you reckon? We've got like one of
Speaker 2: those sort of beefed up you know, you see a
Speaker 2: car sometimes at the traffic lights and the guy sort
Speaker 2: of played around with the engine or some kind of
Speaker 2: souped up you. We've done something a bit illegal to
Speaker 2: it to get some extra RPM out of it. Do
Speaker 2: you reckon? We've added something to this is the one
Speaker 2: with the coat hanger that just gives us an extra
Speaker 2: ten case. So this morning, right, Jack's got a map up. Okay.
Speaker 2: I want to know who can actually hear this show
Speaker 2: and this radio station the furthest from where we are
Speaker 2: in Richmond, yep. Okay, So if you think you're quite
Speaker 2: far away, cool us and let me know. Nine four
Speaker 2: one four one oh four three. I want to know
Speaker 2: who is the furthest person away from where we are
Speaker 2: Richmond listening to the show. Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Right now, it's a simple question, and try to find
Speaker 2: out how far this radio station goes. And do our
Speaker 2: competitors that were up against every single morning, best of
Speaker 2: them all? Do they go the same as us? Do
Speaker 2: they further? Do we go further than any other radio station? Jack?
Speaker 2: You are so you in front of Google Maps.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've just figured out how to do as the
Speaker 3: crow flies measuring?
Speaker 2: You know, see, I love the fact we still use
Speaker 2: that phrase. What year we now we've got all kinds
Speaker 2: of satellite equipment available on our phones. We're still talking
Speaker 2: about how a crow would do it. Don't tell me how.
Speaker 2: What's the easiest way? Google Maps? How would a crow
Speaker 2: get out to ocean grove? We're using Game of Thrones technology?
Speaker 2: How did the crows do it? From the castle? All right?
Speaker 2: So are you up on Google Maps where we can
Speaker 2: PLoP from here to wherever the callers are from. That's right, yep,
Speaker 2: clever we might be. We might have been rested, but
Speaker 2: we are straight back into science this morning. All right,
Speaker 2: let's find out Trish, good morning, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good? How are you mate. Yeah, good good.
Speaker 12: I can hear you guys all the way to Saint
Speaker 12: Leonis and Port Arlington.
Speaker 2: Sat.
Speaker 3: Okay, hang on quite well?
Speaker 2: Quite well?
Speaker 12: Yes, quite well?
Speaker 2: Now what does he say?
Speaker 13: Quite well?
Speaker 2: Perfectly? You're sounding great this morning, Trish? When you say
Speaker 2: quite well? Does that does that mean that we break up? Sometimes? No?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 14: Never, that's say Geelong done?
Speaker 2: Geelong breaks up? Does it?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 3: It's around the corner, right.
Speaker 2: How strange?
Speaker 3: Always love an opportunity to laugh at Geelong's broadcast capability.
Speaker 3: That's right, Trish, So forty long? So as the crow
Speaker 3: flies straight across the bay to Saint Leonard's forty eight
Speaker 3: point nine kilometers.
Speaker 2: Forty eight point nine Yeah, I reckon, that's very good.
Speaker 3: I reckon we'll get further though. I mean that as
Speaker 3: the crow fliers is actually pretty short distance because you
Speaker 3: don't have to go down around Geelong and back up
Speaker 3: the peninsula.
Speaker 2: I don't think a crow would do it like that.
Speaker 2: They just the tourists for the straight flying.
Speaker 14: Actually, mind you, I'm not in Fint Leonards now, I
Speaker 14: mean brain size now, well.
Speaker 2: Listen, Trish, we don't need real time updates. It was
Speaker 2: just a genuine question through in the morning. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: start with we're back with a brand new fish called
Speaker 2: tresh Watch. All right, Trisia loving to talk to you.
Speaker 2: Have a good day. I think she was about to
Speaker 2: take me. Then another change of location. All right, Andrew,
Speaker 2: good morning?
Speaker 7: Yeah, good, I hang out.
Speaker 2: I'm good. Can you top? Then? What how many k's
Speaker 2: was it? Forty eight k point nine? Where are you? Mate?
Speaker 2: Where are you? Andrew listened to the show.
Speaker 7: I'm not there apparently, but I quite often roll up
Speaker 7: as far as Romsey Lancefield on a really good day
Speaker 7: where there's no static in the I can hear you
Speaker 7: or you start breaking up about kilmore kilm my love that.
Speaker 2: It's like when they're leaving the Earth stratosphere for us,
Speaker 2: that's kilmore?
Speaker 3: All right? Should I do the Lancefield you reckon? Andrew?
Speaker 3: Is a safe one?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I say, sixty four point four kilometers.
Speaker 2: We have a new leader.
Speaker 3: We have a new leader sixty four around there though,
Speaker 3: So you've got to be on top of the hill
Speaker 3: to get it.
Speaker 2: He gets some shirperces and goats. He goes up the
Speaker 2: hill and he listens to the show, and he walks
Speaker 2: back down. He's trying to go to work, I love
Speaker 2: that commitment to the show Andrew, Andrew, mate, thank you
Speaker 2: for calling in, Karen, good morning. She's going to hear
Speaker 2: she's so far away. Hello, there we go with the
Speaker 2: satelliteis just founder, Karen, you're listening to the show, mate.
Speaker 12: I've just driven from Benjigo and I listened to you
Speaker 12: and Bendy go all last week and I got as
Speaker 12: far as listening to Gold.
Speaker 2: In a chew car. But that's like hours away.
Speaker 12: It is hours away, and I've just driven back this
Speaker 12: morning to work.
Speaker 2: You got like a transmitteral or top of your car
Speaker 2: or something that's unbelievable.
Speaker 12: I can't let the secret out and everyone will know.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me you're streaming. No, don't stream Okay, Well
Speaker 3: it must be a big antenna on top of your car.
Speaker 15: Yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 12: There's a way to listen Gold anytime where Repy you are.
Speaker 3: We'll tell us.
Speaker 2: You've got to tell us. This is a huge cliffhanger, Karen,
Speaker 2: what is the secret? Share it with us, wise one.
Speaker 12: I can't tell you the secret.
Speaker 3: I hate this.
Speaker 2: I want to know more than I'm actually irritating with you. Karen,
Speaker 2: You're not getting any of this fifty thousand dollars phone
Speaker 2: friends in there's you tell me that secret right now.
Speaker 12: I've actually got your wrap on my.
Speaker 2: Phone dream dream dreaming, Karen.
Speaker 12: So wherever I go in Victoria.
Speaker 13: I can listen to God.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 10: Oh Karen, that's great, Karen, thank you very much. Let's
Speaker 10: have a reset. Okay, everyone's a little rusty us you.
Speaker 10: We're all getting back into it today. Let's just remind ourselves.
Speaker 2: I don't need real time update and I don't need
Speaker 2: about what your laptop can pick me up on a
Speaker 2: k in terms of the good old fashioned radio wireless,
Speaker 2: where can you pick us up the secret? This secret?
Speaker 2: You mean one of the world't biggest apps and stream platforms.
Speaker 2: The iHeart that otherwise known as the Secret. That's how
Speaker 2: they're going to end this season. The last season came
Speaker 2: our throats all right, one oh four three. So the
Speaker 2: furthest away we've discovered at the moment is sixty odd
Speaker 2: k sixty four point four. That's the crow flies. Can
Speaker 2: you top that? Nine one four one o four three?
Speaker 2: No more secrets?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: We're doing consumer research at the moment on behalf of
Speaker 2: this radio station, gone one O four point three. Try
Speaker 2: to find out how far do we extend on this
Speaker 2: radio station? What is our reach At the moment, We're
Speaker 2: up to around sixty four k away.
Speaker 3: That's right. Someone said they can get us in Landsfield.
Speaker 2: Michael's just texted in Christian. If your transmissions are only
Speaker 2: good for sixty four kilometers and you would like to
Speaker 2: reach further, seems you need a bigger and stronger transmission
Speaker 2: aerial are You're not allowed to start mucking around with
Speaker 2: it because others. If I go out there today to
Speaker 2: where the transmitter is at Dandenong and suddenly there's me
Speaker 2: fighting with Eddie Maguire, him trying to get higher up
Speaker 2: with some kind of office works booster while.
Speaker 3: You're scaling the towel like him, and dars Is trying.
Speaker 2: To tackle me down. We can't have that every day.
Speaker 2: So I'm trying to find out how far do we go.
Speaker 2: Let's got to Jeremy right now, Good morning, Jeremy, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. I hope you're well, and I hope
Speaker 2: you're a lovely Easter Jeremy. And whereabouts do we go
Speaker 2: as far as where can you pick us up Kodak
Speaker 2: type in the coordinates.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like half an hour out of Gelong.
Speaker 3: Jack okay, Cole. So I'm just using the search function.
Speaker 2: I thought the globe went along and then the end
Speaker 2: of the world. There's land after Chili. Oh we haven't
Speaker 2: big lad waiting one hundred and thirty six K one.
Speaker 3: Hundred and thirty six k's as the pro flies Richmond
Speaker 3: to Colak.
Speaker 12: Not bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty good. And and you hear us pretty clear?
Speaker 2: Was it break up a bit?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 6: No, hear you're pretty clear.
Speaker 7: I work at a saw mill in Karlak and I
Speaker 7: listen to you guys going to work and coming home
Speaker 7: from work in the morning. So I'll do an overnight
Speaker 7: tubes and you make my day.
Speaker 2: But buddy, that's that's great news to hear. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. Tell me this, Jeremy. When you flick around,
Speaker 2: I know everyone flicks around. Can you also hear like
Speaker 2: triple M and Fox? Great? This is Kolak has fallen CoA.
Speaker 2: They always saying show biz, if you can take Kolak,
Speaker 2: you can take Melbourne.
Speaker 3: And any advertisers listening in Colac advertised with this station
Speaker 3: it's guaranteed to reach you.
Speaker 2: If your target audience is are the good people of
Speaker 2: Kolak and their wallets, you enter them via this breakfast show. Jeremy,
Speaker 2: that is great. Great to have you on board looking
Speaker 2: after us in Kolak.
Speaker 7: Thanks mate, you're a legend.
Speaker 2: Thank you. We should go and do a road show
Speaker 2: out at Kolak. We'd have Jeremy there and no one else.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Molly. Good morning, Molly, Good morning, Molly.
Speaker 2: Can you beat Kolak? I don't know.
Speaker 13: It might be the same distance.
Speaker 14: But Kennet River just passed lawn.
Speaker 2: Wow, ken It River River Jackson's turbment into Google Maps.
Speaker 2: We'll plot you on the system.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I've done the wrong tond.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful spot.
Speaker 3: Kennant Holiday Park in some other area, kenn It River.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2: The excitement. It's one thirty seven point one four thirty
Speaker 2: seven case. That is amazing and again crystal clear. Is
Speaker 2: it all a bit scratchy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 14: Little bit scratchy going around the Great Ocean Road, but
Speaker 14: as soon as you get to it's crystal clear.
Speaker 2: What about the other mumblies on the other shows? Can
Speaker 2: you pick up Triple Am or can you pick up Fox?
Speaker 14: I think so, I haven't really tried.
Speaker 2: Good answer, good answer. You've just won a month. We're back.
Speaker 2: We've only been on their nineteen minutes and the big
Speaker 2: prizes are here, folks. I've given away our first month
Speaker 2: money money. Thank you very much. Thanks guys. Apparently we reckon.
Speaker 2: This guy is even further away. He's on the moon. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's the man in the moon. Rick, good morning.
Speaker 6: How are we doing?
Speaker 2: We're good? Rick. Where can you pick up the show?
Speaker 6: Terragon? We run a little ty shop Interragon, just s
Speaker 6: out near the hospital. I can pick you up pretty
Speaker 6: clear there and then I can follow you right through
Speaker 6: to Melbourne, which is what I've done this morning.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Charagon's not ours away, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think it's who knows the bloody crow, but I
Speaker 6: think it's a better.
Speaker 2: Rick.
Speaker 3: You bang on one forty k K.
Speaker 2: This is amazing, amazing news. Well done Rick. Hey, Rick,
Speaker 2: you've also won a mug as well.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 2: You've made my day brilliant. Rick. Thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to the show and supporting us.
Speaker 6: Where is all the best? Christen?
Speaker 2: This is very very exciting so one hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: King forty k typical man.
Speaker 1: We always add a little bit on, don't we The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to this one when you had to
Speaker 2: cry for help. I went to pick up our crazy
Speaker 2: German shepherd dog on Saturday morning. She'd been with a
Speaker 2: dog sitter for two weeks. I made a very big mistake.
Speaker 2: I'm walking down the drive of this lady Rowen, a
Speaker 2: lovely lady looks after our dog, and loads of other
Speaker 2: dogs as well, and I see nieshe round the side
Speaker 2: of about five or six other sort of dogs, all
Speaker 2: going oh no, it's not our owner. I go hey,
Speaker 2: you know, you know was the first thing they said,
Speaker 2: Well you've got German chevd of never over excited, I
Speaker 2: go hey, hey, na na. She just goes runs at me,
Speaker 2: and I'm like no, no, no, no. Bust through some
Speaker 2: kind of baby gate. She's got there to stop the
Speaker 2: dogs and get out. Bust through it like it was
Speaker 2: a car. The gate is going to fly away's hinges.
Speaker 2: She's followed by six other dogs, all now break out
Speaker 2: of shortshank dog redemption take off. I that behind me
Speaker 2: is a road. I actually go help.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: I grab my dog and try to grab some little
Speaker 2: kelpie or something. Try to grab that. The other one's
Speaker 2: a reuscarmping down the road. These are other people's dogs.
Speaker 2: I go ho help. So when you had to cry
Speaker 2: help for help, we got just say we got it.
Speaker 2: Took about twenty minutes to go round up these crazy dogs.
Speaker 2: So when did you have to cry for help? Nine
Speaker 2: one four three? Also this morning, Places you've slept? Where
Speaker 2: have you fallen asleep? Amazing places that you've fallen asleep?
Speaker 2: I was saying earlier how we went from Gladstone on
Speaker 2: this really violently rough crossing for two and a half
Speaker 2: hours over to an amazing island, Heron Island last week
Speaker 2: and I was sick. Everyone on this boat was sick.
Speaker 2: A bart Form, my twelve year old or to lowest,
Speaker 2: who slept for two hours of it. Whilst people are
Speaker 2: bouncing around throwing up into bags, they ran out of
Speaker 2: sick bags. She was spark out fast asleep. I don't
Speaker 2: even know how that is possible. But places you've fallen asleep.
Speaker 2: Went to the newly reopened Espie on Sunday night with
Speaker 2: a load of friends. What an amazing place we have
Speaker 2: to go there. I saw all these little bars tucked
Speaker 2: away and the music was great. Anyway, I'm waiting to
Speaker 2: get served when we first get there about half seven
Speaker 2: and then there's a great atmosphere. It's absolutely heaving. It's
Speaker 2: Easter weekend, beautiful weather over the weekend. Stood next to me,
Speaker 2: I do a double take. Is Wayne Carey just at
Speaker 2: the bar? You don't think of stars at the bar ever?
Speaker 2: Do you? You think that they go to or they
Speaker 2: have bars they're in private? You don't.
Speaker 13: And he's just he's just like me.
Speaker 2: You know. He's got like his money out, you know,
Speaker 2: and you do the alm. I've got cash. I don't
Speaker 2: need to tap anything. You give me the beer. I'm
Speaker 2: out of here. There's no oh whereas I tap at
Speaker 2: the side, the top, none of that can carry carries cash.
Speaker 2: So start at the bar. What celebrities A listeners through
Speaker 2: the Z listers. Have you seen actually at the bar?
Speaker 2: Who you've been at the bar with? That's what I
Speaker 2: want to know. And then finally this morning, trying to
Speaker 2: get rid of unwanted animals, we had a long drive,
Speaker 2: five hour drive when we went back to Gladston to
Speaker 2: get to Noosa, and we were doing it in shift,
Speaker 2: my wife and I through the night and that is
Speaker 2: a long old drive and suddenly the kids went, oh god, mom,
Speaker 2: there's a cockroach. In the car. I did not know.
Speaker 2: My wife is scared off the twenty one years marriage.
Speaker 2: Scared of a cock croach, he screams. The car swerves
Speaker 2: into a layby. I can't drive it. I'll get it
Speaker 2: out this car right now until you find that cockroach.
Speaker 2: We don't find the cockroach. It keeps reappearing for five hours.
Speaker 2: Cars gre be pulled over more searching. One watch says,
Speaker 2: can you pull off the dashboard? And I'm not stripping
Speaker 2: the car. It's a higher car. But it's amazing the
Speaker 2: damage you can do to stuff as you try and
Speaker 2: swat or show out any kind of unwanted creature. You know,
Speaker 2: a four legged animal, two legged one, a fly, a
Speaker 2: crane fly, or this time just a cockroach. So trying
Speaker 2: to get rid of unwanted animals. Those are your topics
Speaker 2: this morning, nine four three. Give us a call the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Straight back into five topic Tuesday Best Stories. We get
Speaker 2: you in the next half an hour. We have thanks
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Speaker 2: We need your stories on nine four one four three
Speaker 2: when if you had to cry out for help I
Speaker 2: had at the weekend after I picked up my crazy
Speaker 2: German shepherd from my German from the dog sitter and
Speaker 2: she busts through a baby gate, releasing six other dogs
Speaker 2: as well out onto the streets. Places that you've managed
Speaker 2: to fall asleep, stars at the bar, celebrities that you've
Speaker 2: seen at the bar, and trying to get rid of
Speaker 2: unwanted animals nine four one four three. Chris and I
Speaker 2: breastfed sat next to Ricky Ponting at a pub. I
Speaker 2: didn't know it was Ricky Ponting at the time, as
Speaker 2: the baby was only six days old and I was
Speaker 2: so tired and exhausted. Christ and I saw Dennis Lily
Speaker 2: lots of signs of cricket stars at moment doing Yaeger
Speaker 2: bombs at the bar at Melbourne's off the Gold Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Once bonus point for if you could tell what tell
Speaker 2: us what the star was drinking, Dennis Lily doing.
Speaker 3: Gaiger bombs, what's happened to Yer bombs?
Speaker 2: I think you can say what's happened to Dennis Lilly?
Speaker 2: They disappeared together they rode off into the sunset. All right,
Speaker 2: So nine four one four one four three Andrea, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Adria, and welcome to the show
Speaker 2: in five to But Tuesday, which one you culling in.
Speaker 8: About, mate, Christian, I'm calling it about falling asleeping strange place?
Speaker 2: All right? Where did you fall to sleep?
Speaker 12: Had an Eric.
Speaker 8: Clapton concerts at rod Laver Arena.
Speaker 2: Oh no, poor old snow hats. The hands were too slow.
Speaker 3: Do you remember what sung?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 13: No, it was just sort of.
Speaker 12: Through the concert.
Speaker 8: I was pregnant and we'd walked a long way so
Speaker 8: to get to the concert, and I fell asleep.
Speaker 7: It was so good.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? Eric Clapton saw that. He'd bet you'd
Speaker 2: be heartbroken if you're a legend like that and there's
Speaker 2: someone catching some z's during you know, one of your
Speaker 2: big guitar solos. That's amazing, big noisy guitar concert. You
Speaker 2: messed a not off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I tried to it almost in a bon
Speaker 3: Jovi as well.
Speaker 2: You've got form here, haven't concert?
Speaker 8: That was a very boring concert.
Speaker 2: You should be our gig reviewer and seem me just
Speaker 2: tell us man, whether you managed to stay awake or
Speaker 2: fall asleep. That's it. No other words. Yeah, well I
Speaker 2: was boring, all right, Andrea, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You really didn't like that Bunjo.
Speaker 2: She really didn't know that, and I was actually too
Speaker 2: frying to ask a follow up question. Has she the
Speaker 2: fallen asleep during this show? I think we'll take it
Speaker 2: as probably Yes. It really was a very boring link.
Speaker 2: Let's just try Morgan. Good morning, Morgan, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 11: I'm calling him. We're falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Oh great, where are you falling asleep?
Speaker 11: I fallen asleep at a true tattoo parlor while I
Speaker 11: was getting a tattoo on my forearm.
Speaker 2: Now I've got a tattoo. They hurt a bit, you know,
Speaker 2: I'd find it impossible. And the noise that were you drunk?
Speaker 11: No, I was one hundred percent sober. I was with
Speaker 11: my fiance who's now my wife at the time, and yeah,
Speaker 11: it's a cross on my arm. There's from a video
Speaker 11: game called Blood Rain, and later on I'm going to
Speaker 11: add my kids' names and their date of birth to it.
Speaker 2: Hang on, you've got blood right, and then you're going
Speaker 2: to add in your children's names and take it right.
Speaker 2: There's quite a lot going on there, sir.
Speaker 11: It's a cross from a video game called Blood Rain.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, you're right, okay.
Speaker 11: And the reason why I want to get my kids
Speaker 11: names in the day of birth is so I don't
Speaker 11: forget when their birthdays are.
Speaker 2: Of course, and your favorite video game, you've got Blood Rain.
Speaker 2: You've got all the all the info there as well.
Speaker 2: Your mother's made a name as one in case you'll
Speaker 2: forget your passwords definitely. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well it's all well good Morgan, but it doesn't really
Speaker 3: explain where you fell asleep.
Speaker 2: No, you're quite right. Who knods off at the tattoo parlor?
Speaker 11: I guess I was just nice and relaxed to my tattoo.
Speaker 2: Tell you what, this was a good guy, right, pretty
Speaker 2: good at the job tattoo. Pilo said that to le
Speaker 2: bon Jovi concert as well. Here clapson. All right, thank
Speaker 2: you very much, Morgan, have a good day, all right,
Speaker 2: keep this coming ninety four one four one four three
Speaker 2: Your stories this morning on five to BIC Tuesday, The Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three five to bit Tuesday. We're the best stories. You
Speaker 2: can win tickets to go to exclusive screening tomorrow night
Speaker 2: of Marvel's new Avengers End Game thanks to Luma Energy.
Speaker 2: The topics today on five to bit Tuesday are your
Speaker 2: stories about when you tried to get rid of unwanted animals? Also,
Speaker 2: celebrities at the bar, star at the bar. Who have
Speaker 2: you seen places that you've managed to fall asleep? And
Speaker 2: when you've had to shout for help? Those are the
Speaker 2: stories we need this morning on nine four one four three. Soandra,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning, Christian?
Speaker 2: Are you I'm good? Do you have a good Easter? Sondra?
Speaker 15: It's pretty good?
Speaker 2: Excellent? All right? Which one are you calling in about? Mate?
Speaker 15: The unwanted animals in the car?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What have you found? A koala koala in the car?
Speaker 15: Koala? Yep. It was about forty eight years ago. We're
Speaker 15: down on Philip Alan. My daughter was about adding untold
Speaker 15: or something and it was sitting right in the middle
Speaker 15: of the road and she's in the car seat in
Speaker 15: the back, so we opened the car door so she
Speaker 15: could see it, and it must have thought we were
Speaker 15: the kohi, the taxi, because it climbed into the car
Speaker 15: onto the floor and we didn't know how to get
Speaker 15: it out because they can be vicious. Then just sat
Speaker 15: there looking at it for a while, and it finally
Speaker 15: decided to turn around and crawl out of the car.
Speaker 15: But we were panicking in case it jumped up onto
Speaker 15: the car onto the sleep beside it, because it could
Speaker 15: have been dangerous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and often aren't They sometimes sort of stone out
Speaker 2: then you collect us.
Speaker 15: Probably got tired of trying to come sway back into
Speaker 15: the tree.
Speaker 2: For what we'd take it in the car the cheese,
Speaker 2: Give me something eat all right, Sancha, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You killed me. You have a good week?
Speaker 15: Okay, you two?
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot, Thank you. Sam. Good morning. Hello Sam.
Speaker 14: Yes, sorry, I'm in the car. Could he break up?
Speaker 2: Hey, that's all right, don't worry Sam. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 14: Thank you, thank you. I'm actually calling up on two topics,
Speaker 14: but calling for help and animals in the car. I
Speaker 14: went to Dick Market bought two rainbow lorikeets. They chewed
Speaker 14: out of the box and started flying around in the car.
Speaker 14: Daughters in the backseat of the car screaming, and they
Speaker 14: were hitting the windscreen and I was trying to drive
Speaker 14: pull over to the emergency Lane called my husband at
Speaker 14: the same time, and it just didn't work. It was
Speaker 14: absolutely the most traumatic experience of my life.
Speaker 2: I bet. And of course you get in a confined space,
Speaker 2: any kind of bird flying around makes she's squeamish.
Speaker 14: Yes, no, it wasn't screaming a screamish. It was terrifying
Speaker 14: because I was worried about an accident, them flying in
Speaker 14: my face and everything else.
Speaker 3: Sam, did you want to put the windows down or
Speaker 3: you didn't want to?
Speaker 2: You bought the animals.
Speaker 14: I had to buy them. And then six weeks later, ironically,
Speaker 14: they died because they got blown over and we had
Speaker 14: to have a proper funeral service.
Speaker 2: According to my daughter's so sorry it's blown over.
Speaker 14: The case flew over in.
Speaker 13: A storm, and so my daughter wanted a proper scenal service.
Speaker 2: Also, I question the use there are, Sam, of the
Speaker 2: word ironically. I mean, I've heard I've heard that song
Speaker 2: many times. At no point does it say isn't it ironic?
Speaker 2: When recently purchased Laura Keets and my grandfather ironically he's dead, Sam,
Speaker 2: great cal on so many reasons. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: keep these great calls coming. We said this every week,
Speaker 2: but you made this work. It's amazed. I love doing
Speaker 2: five to but Tuesday we never know from cool to
Speaker 2: call what we get him. That was amazing. Ironically they
Speaker 2: died nine four one four for three. Oh it's good
Speaker 2: to be back.
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Speaker 2: Ask you this morning, have you ever seen a star
Speaker 2: at the bar? You've us seen a celebrity at the
Speaker 2: bar next to you? Who were they? Bonus points if
Speaker 2: you can tell us what they were drinking? As well
Speaker 2: weird places that you've managed to fall asleep when if
Speaker 2: you had to shout help and also trying to get
Speaker 2: rid of unwonted animals. Christian to an email here from
Speaker 2: Rick Christian driving through a round her one day, I
Speaker 2: pulled the sun visor down to find a Huntsman spider
Speaker 2: under looking at me directly, but the size of the
Speaker 2: back of your hand to give you some idea. He
Speaker 2: looked to me, I looked to him. It was a
Speaker 2: Mexican spider standoff. Neither of us flinched. I had to
Speaker 2: try and calmly drive through a busy roundabout, putover and
Speaker 2: escort him out of the car. That's amazing, Rick, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Richard's on the line. Good on Richard,
Speaker 2: Good morning guys.
Speaker 8: Welcome back. Should they have your back on the ear again?
Speaker 2: Oh, blessure, Thank you very much, Richard. It is great
Speaker 2: to be back now, Richard. Wherever you managed to fall asleep, I.
Speaker 8: Managed to fall asleep in the Canny Court jury box
Speaker 8: when I was performing.
Speaker 2: Oh no, the foreman the most responsibility of all the
Speaker 2: jury members. You return the verdict.
Speaker 11: Correct, we're two and.
Speaker 8: A half weight into what's were in a half weight trial?
Speaker 8: Was one of the underbelly murders. I'm back in the
Speaker 8: early two thousands and wow, big are you.
Speaker 3: Even allowed to talk about it now? Richard? Isn't that
Speaker 3: stuff all.
Speaker 8: As long as I don't know names? But it was winked,
Speaker 8: That's what I was saying.
Speaker 2: To You massed a trial like that? You mashed and
Speaker 2: not off.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we did because they got to a point where
Speaker 8: they was just preferred illegal and forwards.
Speaker 7: Before you know it, on snore my head off.
Speaker 10: They must have been looking around you're on it is.
Speaker 2: Hello, What do they did? They wake you up? Because
Speaker 2: obviously you're one of the jury members, you've got to
Speaker 2: pay attention to everything.
Speaker 8: No, correct, go on next to me, nudge me and
Speaker 8: it might have a bit of wake up. The change
Speaker 8: gave me an absolute cook before and asleep again that
Speaker 8: the jury will be dismissed.
Speaker 2: For some nap time.
Speaker 8: Correct, you said the employees try and pay attentions.
Speaker 3: Richard's incredible. They didn't use that scene in the Channel
Speaker 3: nine remake of The Underbelly Show.
Speaker 11: Make snoring probably would have out all the.
Speaker 2: Al right, Richard, that's an incredible one. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for calling in. Thanks guys, all right, if you
Speaker 2: got any more. Last Chelsea calling in on these nine
Speaker 2: four one, one four three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: One last call on five topic Tuesday about when you've
Speaker 2: had to cry for help? Now, good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 12: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. You have a good easter?
Speaker 13: Yes I did, Thank you very much. How about yourself?
Speaker 2: I also wondered, But it is great to be back.
Speaker 13: Thank you, Christian. I'm calling my children actually called and
Speaker 13: have dubbed.
Speaker 2: Me in.
Speaker 13: Too close help. We were at a water park and
Speaker 13: we were in one of the inflatable tube right, we
Speaker 13: just float around in a tube. Ye, when it came
Speaker 13: to the end of the own Christian, I actually just
Speaker 13: couldn't get out of the tube. I'm a quite large
Speaker 13: test and we could not get the tube back.
Speaker 2: So you stuck in the rubber ring and you got
Speaker 2: to go help.
Speaker 13: Absolutely the chances we might have to take it back
Speaker 13: to Melbourne with us. It was though, who My children
Speaker 13: thought it was the funniest thcene that they've've ever seen,
Speaker 13: so that that's why what happened.
Speaker 2: What did lifeguard have to come in and deflat that?
Speaker 2: They well obviously deflate the tube, there's nothing actually good
Speaker 2: to flat.
Speaker 13: They managed to pour enough water through using buckets so
Speaker 13: I could just.
Speaker 2: I could slide. I bet there was a stampede of
Speaker 2: guys offering to halpower it was.
Speaker 13: It was, Yeah, it was one of those things I'll
Speaker 13: never forget.
Speaker 7: That's for sure.
Speaker 2: That's great. Now we'll give you some tickets to go
Speaker 2: and see the movie.
Speaker 13: Ok, oh, thanks so much, Thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Guys, have a nice day and you Andrew can also
Speaker 2: get some and Sam as well. Britain Stories This morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: You can email the show. We call it late to
Speaker 2: the party about anything you hear us talking about, maybe
Speaker 2: from a couple of months ago before we took the break.
Speaker 2: Got a lot of great emails to get through, just
Speaker 2: from the best of we were running last week when
Speaker 2: we weren't here, still ruining you mornings, even when we
Speaker 2: were actually not here physically. Good Ay Christian, This comes
Speaker 2: from Patrick Gooday Christian. When I was three or four,
Speaker 2: you were talking on the show about being saved by
Speaker 2: a stranger. I've got a late La party story. This
Speaker 2: is a great one from our friend Patrick over in Hobart.
Speaker 2: When I was three or four, I fell into a
Speaker 2: water fountain whilst playing at the edge in Franklin Square
Speaker 2: and Hobart, where I grew up, and was saved by
Speaker 2: Michael Hodgman, former Liberal Party leader in Tasmania. He was
Speaker 2: given a speech there at the time, or talking to
Speaker 2: the news cameras somethink politiciane I love that phrase. I
Speaker 2: say saved in quotations because according to my parents, I
Speaker 2: don't remember it. I could actually swim, was already climbing
Speaker 2: over to climb out. My parents think he just saw
Speaker 2: a photo from saving a child in peril Lettin even
Speaker 2: though I was getting out to save this boy witness
Speaker 2: they will bring the cameras closer saved this portchar.
Speaker 3: He dunked his head under first to make them more dramatic.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much and also thank you for my
Speaker 2: mug which arrived just before Easter with breaking news handle
Speaker 2: intact post happy customer Patrick great email. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for those. If you one email the show is
Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one oh four to three dot com
Speaker 2: dot au, you could be getting one of our highly
Speaker 2: coveted breakfast show mugs with handle intact.
Speaker 3: Do we dare open the topic now?
Speaker 2: Saved by a politician or saved by a celebrity, I
Speaker 2: mean both a celebrity and a politician, Yes, definitely the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: It finally happened. Just had an email from Maria. You
Speaker 2: know Maria on reception. Ye send me an email. One
Speaker 2: of our listsiness his complaints and they called the show
Speaker 2: today but there was no answer. You and I have
Speaker 2: spoken it many times before. It's now time to have
Speaker 2: that intervention about producer Brad and his walkabouts. Here's all
Speaker 2: happened on this show most days I'll go call in now.
Speaker 2: I would have told producer Brad I wanted his phone
Speaker 2: in here. I'll get people to can he go, oh call?
Speaker 2: That'd be rialdly saying that you all call in. He
Speaker 2: decides to just got to walk about. That's the perfect
Speaker 2: time to go and have a dump or whatever he
Speaker 2: goes and does, or you know, cook a ca rustle
Speaker 2: up some food for the team or something with someone
Speaker 2: has email complaining they pulled over to call the show.
Speaker 2: That takes a lot of effort. They called it and
Speaker 2: there was no answer.
Speaker 3: It's true, and I mean a lot of times this morning,
Speaker 3: especially on five topic tuesdays, all lines will light up.
Speaker 3: We'll look out the window's curridly like trying to grab
Speaker 3: two phones in one to pus.
Speaker 2: Is this kind of have a little stretcher's legs of
Speaker 2: a chat with on the engineers. How's your reach that?
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 2: They're doing a phone in over on my show.
Speaker 1: At the moment the first breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three, Patsy's.
Speaker 2: Been saying my fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy begins in
Speaker 2: the next hour. You've seen what's going on at the moment,
Speaker 2: there's a meeting of five people talking about this phone frenzy.
Speaker 2: I got it. I got to a taxi on Friday
Speaker 2: picking up sort of up from the airport. The guy goes,
Speaker 2: recognize my voice and he goes, ah, I want to
Speaker 2: win some of that money on your phone friends in
Speaker 2: I went what He went, you're doing this phone friends?
Speaker 2: And I went, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, how
Speaker 2: does it work? Went, I need to get a few emails.
Speaker 2: And I don't think anyone here. It's one of the
Speaker 2: boss's ideas. Why are they're five people having a meeting
Speaker 2: during the show about something I've got to do during
Speaker 2: the next home But a phone frenzy.
Speaker 3: It sounded good as a title sounds right, And the
Speaker 3: promos and the advertising for the show, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: All the productions really to go. Do you know? Do
Speaker 2: you know how it works? I think I thought we
Speaker 2: had a meeting a week and a half ago, which
Speaker 2: is a very long time in radio, as like a
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones kind of stuff. People can get fired
Speaker 2: in a weeks and a half.
Speaker 3: So people call in not now during the day. When
Speaker 3: they hear a song. It's always when you hear a song,
Speaker 3: it is they.
Speaker 2: Love that, you know, tried and tested that.
Speaker 3: And then you get put into the draw to get
Speaker 3: the classic too.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a two part classic there, the cuticle song
Speaker 2: and then the old classic radio draw. All right, so
Speaker 2: once we find out more, but during the next forty
Speaker 2: five minutes, I will be giving you the details of
Speaker 2: today's winning song. Right now, though, it's time for the
Speaker 2: outwork time wast we're looking for your Easter songs. Hey,
Speaker 2: you get off of my shroud.
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 2: The two in shroud? Is that n thing? Are you? Please?
Speaker 2: Tell me you're joking?
Speaker 3: I thought I know the truth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did. Your mom is going to hear about this.
Speaker 4: Didn't you go to Sunday school?
Speaker 3: I never did.
Speaker 2: This weekend? Take yourself to a Bible class, sir? All right?
Speaker 3: The two inch rout, I know, it's like a it's
Speaker 3: like a textile.
Speaker 2: Stop talking now, Hey, you get off my shroud. Nothing
Speaker 2: going on but the lent. Thank you? Uh drop the
Speaker 2: ponsious pilot.
Speaker 3: What are these words? I did like eggs, bunny, hot
Speaker 3: cross buns.
Speaker 2: One of us did go to a Catholic primary school
Speaker 2: when he was a kid. Pilot, you don't know who
Speaker 2: Punchius Pilot is the whole story of and you want
Speaker 2: the Easter eggs, but you don't want to do the
Speaker 2: reading up on this big event that's been around for
Speaker 2: a while. And House of the Risen Sun. You do
Speaker 2: know the story about the three days he rose again?
Speaker 2: Very good? What have you got? These are me great
Speaker 2: egg man, eggy chocolate, eggy sous gold bus.
Speaker 3: Girls just want to have fun, Bunny for nothing and
Speaker 3: shout out to my eggs.
Speaker 2: Great, let's go down Easter songs. We're back, but there's
Speaker 2: no way we should in charge of fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: in a foam frenzy. All right, text your Easter songs
Speaker 2: in O four seven five O three one oh four
Speaker 2: three oh four seven five O three one oh four three.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your Easter songs this morning. All right,
Speaker 2: let me take you to the Holy Easter Story.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three March today is that word time waster your Easter songs?
Speaker 2: All right? You're ready tomorrow ready ex ex baby bread
Speaker 2: start gold recing strathmore. Well done, Bunny Davis eyes, that's
Speaker 2: a golden egg mark in Thornberry, Well done. Janey's got
Speaker 2: a hot cross bun Gold, I don't Chris message and apostle.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the apostles are? Oh that's clever,
Speaker 2: very smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the twelve Apostles in a down the Victorian Great
Speaker 3: Ocean Roads and in.
Speaker 2: The Bible as well. Yeah. Silver plush, sweet Bunny of mine. Silver,
Speaker 2: she works hard for the bunny. Gold, don't worry be hoppy.
Speaker 2: Oh gold, these are very good, straight out of Cadbury's,
Speaker 2: straight out of Compton Silver plus. Someone actually begins these
Speaker 2: ones with an apology for them. Sorry, these are rubbish
Speaker 2: bound for bunny. Seven egg wonders. Ooh, Peter h can't
Speaker 2: get no crucifixion.
Speaker 3: Are we allowed to give that?
Speaker 2: A good? Mone market down market down Silver, Silma, Hey, Judas,
Speaker 2: that's good gold, Good Friday on my mind. Gold, clever Craig,
Speaker 2: some bunny to love.
Speaker 3: That's our leader, Gold Egg, Dave.
Speaker 2: In Croydon, Elton John's Rabbit Man, Gold Stratos chop the
Speaker 2: Casmar Silver, Achy, break the egg, Silver miners right, that's
Speaker 2: silver Achy, breaky egg. That's ther last one this morning.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three coming up in the next half an hour details,
Speaker 2: so you could be taking part first Chance to be
Speaker 2: in with a chance of winning five thousand dollars this
Speaker 2: Friday for the five fifty thousand dollars phone Frenzy.
Speaker 3: First, I want you guys to tell me if I've
Speaker 3: been a good neighbor or bad neighbor.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 3: We wanted to take good Friday to paint the side
Speaker 3: of the house, and the carpenter said, what you have
Speaker 3: to do before you paint anytime before you paint, pressure
Speaker 3: wash the side of the house because with all the landscaping,
Speaker 3: all the dust, it's really dirty. Then we went out,
Speaker 3: like Thursday night, we sort of went out to dinner
Speaker 3: and a lost track of time and didn't get around.
Speaker 2: How do you get sort of go out for dinner. Sure,
Speaker 2: it's a very definite event you're there or you're not
Speaker 2: allow with you you never you're sort of anywhere to be.
Speaker 2: He went out with brand, our producer. He said that
Speaker 2: around about half seven, the old yawny post came along.
Speaker 2: Even though he's not even on the show, he's off
Speaker 2: for a week half seven, it's it's like yawning and
Speaker 2: snooze time came.
Speaker 3: Whichever way, I didn't get around the pressure cleaning the house,
Speaker 3: and then I was falling asleep Thursday night before Good Friday, thinking, oh,
Speaker 3: now I got a pressure clean in the morning, but
Speaker 3: we'll have to wait all day till it dries because
Speaker 3: you can't paint a wet wall. So I said my
Speaker 3: alarm really early. At six am. I got up and
Speaker 3: I thought, if I sprayed through the house straight away,
Speaker 3: then we'll be able.
Speaker 2: To say it on Good Friday. You think it's okay
Speaker 2: to crank up a jet washer all that noise.
Speaker 3: I didn't really a religious day.
Speaker 2: At six. You didn't do it at six am, did you? Well?
Speaker 3: I first tried at six, I go about a fifth
Speaker 3: of the wall done, and then I felt too guilty
Speaker 3: because it.
Speaker 2: Is so so much noisier than I remember, like nine
Speaker 2: public holiday.
Speaker 3: So then I did the rest at seven.
Speaker 2: I'd have been around within seconds to put you right about.
Speaker 2: You do not crank up a jet washer at seven am.
Speaker 2: As it was even on Easter Sunday, one of our
Speaker 2: neighbors gets the old leaf blower out.
Speaker 3: Oh, a jet washer, So you're the type of day,
Speaker 3: But that we'll go and say something, because I would
Speaker 3: just I would be bitter and no tell you, I'm.
Speaker 2: The sort of neighbor that respects a public holiday. You
Speaker 2: just start jetwashing something.
Speaker 4: Especially a religious one at seven am.
Speaker 3: Yes, but now the wall is painted and everybody in
Speaker 3: the neighborhood gets to look at as for everybody.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So coming up joining the between now and ten o'clock
Speaker 2: your chance to take part, the first chance to take
Speaker 2: part in my new fifty thousand dollars phone frenzy, so new.
Speaker 2: We've only just found out from the boss how it works.
Speaker 2: It's very easy. You're listening out.
Speaker 3: For a song and you've forgotten.
Speaker 2: Wait, how dare you? How are you coming up? Piece
Speaker 2: of paper? Now I know the song. The song is yes,
Speaker 2: of course, counting the beat by the swingers. It will
Speaker 2: be played by me jo on the next twelve between
Speaker 2: now and ten o'clock. It's gonna be played as soon
Speaker 2: as you hear it, calling nine four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three. Everyone who calls in and they called
Speaker 2: in for.
Speaker 3: Do they call it at the start of the song.
Speaker 3: On the end of the song, poc number.
Speaker 2: Pick a number eight, call in for eight minutes on
Speaker 2: nine four one four one oh four three. Everyone who
Speaker 2: calls in for eight minutes and gets their names taken
Speaker 2: down goes it through to the drawer on Friday's Breakfast show.
Speaker 2: Is that how it works? People? Fast rubbish? Now eight
Speaker 2: minutes They're going to take down all the names for
Speaker 2: eight minutes and then all those names get added in.
Speaker 3: Well, you know how slow aproadgeses are that.
Speaker 1: The Christian oh Connall Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Well down to everyone he called in join the eight
Speaker 2: minutes after hearing this our's winning song count the Beat
Speaker 2: by the Swingers. You're all on my contacts list and
Speaker 2: you could be getting the winning call this Friday to
Speaker 2: win your share of fifty thousand dollars in my fifty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars phone frenzy. Keep listening between now and five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Every single hour, there are more chances. Okay, So first
Speaker 2: show back after at Easter break title today's show is
Speaker 2: ironically they Died. We are back tomorrow morning. Great to
Speaker 2: be back today. Thank you very much for listening. Have
Speaker 2: a great day.
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