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Speaker 2: There's a listener who emailed me, a podcast listener in
Speaker 2: the UK called pauled Johnson. Paul Johnson emailed me a
Speaker 2: couple years ago with an incredible story about my uncle Tom,
Speaker 2: who saved his life and then Carma came back around
Speaker 2: and our correspondent Paul saved someone related to Tom. This
Speaker 2: story whenever I share it or tell anyone about it
Speaker 2: gives me goosebumps and other people I just reduced to
Speaker 2: kind of all really, which is why I want to
Speaker 2: include it in my book. But I can't ns I
Speaker 2: hear from Paul. I've emailed Paul Johnson. It's a bounce back.
Speaker 2: He's not on that email anymore or don't know as
Speaker 2: he listens to the UK. Paul Johnson, if you still
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Speaker 4: Good morning, pats morning, everyone, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Alex morning, Good morning Rio, Good morning Patsy. I
Speaker 2: can't help but notice there's a dress hanging up on
Speaker 2: the door of the newsroom.
Speaker 4: Yes, that can only mean one thing.
Speaker 1: Shows function.
Speaker 5: Well yeah, kind of sort of lunch. Exciting book launch
Speaker 5: today and a lunch, so yes, so you have to
Speaker 5: look all nice and proper and stuff.
Speaker 1: What's the book? Well, don't you know? Just accept the.
Speaker 4: Invite which it is actually and.
Speaker 1: It is followed to da Vinci code.
Speaker 4: It's the Langham. Is the book is doing a book?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: And and the team, Oh wow, isn't that exciting?
Speaker 4: A beautiful coffee book table. I suspect suspect.
Speaker 1: Again, the details are very vague.
Speaker 4: We will find out today.
Speaker 2: That's what somebody loves free lunch.
Speaker 5: Somebody loves to network with the great group of women.
Speaker 1: We need to we need to raise our networking game.
Speaker 2: Never done any Yeah, we need to take a leave
Speaker 2: our Pat's book.
Speaker 6: We don't get the invites, only Patsy gets the invited.
Speaker 4: You actually don't network I.
Speaker 1: Think we do.
Speaker 2: Here's what you You would have noticed this years ago
Speaker 2: when he first came on the show rear. Do you
Speaker 2: remember how after the show Pats is sort of hot
Speaker 2: zone if it was like a footy player. Is the postboxes?
Speaker 2: I think she goes through my mail? Yes, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: because she passed stuff on occasion, at one out of
Speaker 2: fifty letter or invite, I get already open and sort
Speaker 2: of said on post mamamoiselle, this is shocking.
Speaker 1: I think she intercepts. She's one's interference.
Speaker 7: I can see that rifling for all our important invites.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she turns up and says, I am Christian o'connory.
Speaker 4: Is the last time you ever got an invite?
Speaker 2: Because the poo is going around putting the inney there,
Speaker 2: No you are, You're wandering around out there?
Speaker 1: How sound invites?
Speaker 4: No one sends anything in the mail anymore.
Speaker 1: It's email.
Speaker 4: Do you at the station anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, years ago it used to be the best you
Speaker 2: you would you would every day you'd get ten to
Speaker 2: twenty CDs and DVDs, all the natives out albums, movie tickets,
Speaker 2: all in your piuon on. So people from the record companies,
Speaker 2: the pluggers would come to the radio station every day
Speaker 2: and go to the post racks for all the presenters
Speaker 2: and fill.
Speaker 1: It with goodies.
Speaker 6: Right, we don't get anything.
Speaker 2: I remember once getting a phone call on holiday from
Speaker 2: the chief executive of a radio station years ago, and
Speaker 2: the lawyer. One of my producers have been caught on
Speaker 2: camera stealing over several months stuff from me and other
Speaker 2: presenters and selling it on eBay.
Speaker 4: Oh you're kidding me.
Speaker 2: And they were like, oh, you know that he's going
Speaker 2: to be terminating. I went no, no, no, you're not
Speaker 2: doing anything. Let me deal with this on air. Please,
Speaker 2: you don't it.
Speaker 1: I don't care. It's far funny, far fuck that we
Speaker 1: bring this up. We will deal with this on the show.
Speaker 1: Ran for Wow. Stealing stealing from me and standing on eBay.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even think.
Speaker 2: The one, the one that he got caught red handed,
Speaker 2: was the greatest hits to take.
Speaker 9: That.
Speaker 2: Imagine losing your job trying to get nine bucks worth
Speaker 2: those red hands caught red handed. All right, So let's
Speaker 2: get into It's Wednesday. On the show, we always asking
Speaker 2: you to tell us how's your week going so far?
Speaker 2: Three word weeks so far. We'll get into it next.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Your three word weeks so far? It's Wednesday. How's your
Speaker 2: we going?
Speaker 1: Let me know? That's see what's it for you? What's
Speaker 1: your three word weeks so far?
Speaker 2: Not so good?
Speaker 4: Slashed by greater the things I do for my family.
Speaker 5: I swear went home yesterday, made lovely slid role for lunch,
Speaker 5: and I thought.
Speaker 1: Is this lunch? Is this cucumber and costs in this?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, It's like suddenly Mother Teresa is running
Speaker 2: this household roll nice and.
Speaker 4: Healthy, beautiful fresh turkey and all sorts.
Speaker 2: Of what must be like to be col Sander Lamps.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was in his contract, I must have a salad.
Speaker 1: Role every day.
Speaker 4: Oh you spoil me, mummy.
Speaker 5: But I really felt like I'm trying to give every
Speaker 5: trying to get everyone's immune system up for winter. So
Speaker 5: I thought, I'm going to chuck everything in there I can.
Speaker 5: I'll put some grater carrot.
Speaker 1: You're not living in the fifteenth century.
Speaker 2: A big six coming can get scurvy, Cormac McCarthy, everyone's
Speaker 2: Big six coming. Papa might not make it through Mama.
Speaker 2: He don the fever.
Speaker 1: He's in the rock and chain on the.
Speaker 6: Stoop of turkey. Also, as an autoimmune.
Speaker 4: You gotta have a protein.
Speaker 1: The leeches on you.
Speaker 10: Mate, she's got a poultice legs, yes, gobblegobble cottage and
Speaker 10: half ringering of roses legs coming back.
Speaker 4: I had some beautiful fresh Deli turkey with a seasoning
Speaker 4: on the.
Speaker 6: My crust.
Speaker 4: What's the edge of it? Anyway? I was grating carrot
Speaker 4: and we've got a brand new Greater carrot. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: I love school dinners, but as a grown up.
Speaker 4: No, it's good for you. Don't see rabbits wearing glasses,
Speaker 4: do you?
Speaker 6: Just sake?
Speaker 1: But it's the greatest dad wisdom ever.
Speaker 6: You don't see the rabbits you ever hear about.
Speaker 2: Rabbit couldn't come to work for a couple of days
Speaker 2: because he had the man cold.
Speaker 6: Great point.
Speaker 1: Rabbits don't need glasses anyway.
Speaker 4: I got my damn knuckle on the Greater.
Speaker 1: The most dangerous thing in the house, aren't they nasty?
Speaker 4: And it would not stop bleeding or not stop bleeding.
Speaker 1: So they take a layer of skin off.
Speaker 4: This did it, and it's right right on the knuckle.
Speaker 1: And that's your is that your knockout hand is isn't.
Speaker 2: It's the old haymaker. It's what Patsy calls the newsmaker
Speaker 2: and what she always and I always say this is
Speaker 2: learned about it. She'll always give you the head or
Speaker 2: gut shot. Your choice. You have a choice other head
Speaker 2: or gut today, Christian, what do you want? I took
Speaker 2: a gut one, okay, followed by a quick knee of
Speaker 2: the groin. No, whatd it stoppling?
Speaker 6: Have you actually been making a solid roll.
Speaker 3: On?
Speaker 6: Because I saw she hasn't even got a band aid on.
Speaker 6: She's got a big knuckle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what rabbits? Only? Is she a rabbit?
Speaker 2: In chemist warehouse? Here, Specky over there, you didn't eat?
Speaker 2: You know what you didn't You didn't have enough tomor mate?
Speaker 2: You want to get some grated carrot? Getting the chemists
Speaker 2: ware house today and get some a bag of grated carriage.
Speaker 1: Those ice of your specky.
Speaker 5: I could have done with some band aids from Chemists warehouse,
Speaker 5: I tell you, little ones with frozen on them, like
Speaker 5: little kiddy ones. That's how long it is since we
Speaker 5: bought band aids. And it just didn't Yeah, it just
Speaker 5: didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Alex, wash your wrong three word weekend code brown emergency.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's issue speaker to us right now. You're not
Speaker 2: poops yourself again if you Alex, we took the kids
Speaker 2: to that. I told you you can you say that.
Speaker 1: But it's off.
Speaker 2: We'll always we always. If you need wine ping, I'll
Speaker 2: send them on the team. Okay, but not on air, mate,
Speaker 2: not on air.
Speaker 1: No, Oh my goodness, I didn't known to the microphone
Speaker 1: code brown.
Speaker 11: Well that was my reaction yesterday at the local pool
Speaker 11: when me and Max were in the pool right and
Speaker 11: we're having a great time in the wave pool.
Speaker 12: The lifeguard comes up to me and says, you have
Speaker 12: to get out of the pool immediately. And I'm like why,
Speaker 12: and he goes, you just have to get out of
Speaker 12: the pool right now, and I'm like okay. And then
Speaker 12: so we're starting to clear out. These two were both laughing. Well, no,
Speaker 12: that happened to me at once as a dad with
Speaker 12: the girls one Saturday morning, right when there was a
Speaker 12: code brown. But it was just someone over the tannoy
Speaker 12: and it went code brown co brown and I don't know,
Speaker 12: no one trains you. And I said to life god,
Speaker 12: what's going on, because you've got to get out right now,
Speaker 12: the kids. It's done a peer in the port and
Speaker 12: looked over there's a massive what I can call proper
Speaker 12: Mars bar.
Speaker 1: And as people are panicking.
Speaker 2: Chucking kids out of the pool and the ways it's
Speaker 2: floating towards me and to go, they're laughing, Go dad,
Speaker 2: what's that like?
Speaker 1: I'm chucking them out? It's hard to back out. They're
Speaker 1: like jumping in, get out, saying yourself, trying to cool out.
Speaker 2: We were We still talk about it now, the co
Speaker 2: brown emergency. I know, I dream of being at a
Speaker 2: pool and someone yells coke brown again. Oh, I know,
Speaker 2: it's so much fun as apparent, try to get them out.
Speaker 2: Wakes you up though, doesn't it.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 11: It was this poor young girl looking after these two
Speaker 11: young boys. So she had no control over and I know,
Speaker 11: you know, dumping in the pool, and they had no
Speaker 11: control every day clearly, and so it was funny. These
Speaker 11: two guys walk out with these latex gloves. Get the
Speaker 11: gloves on, get the scoop out.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't do that.
Speaker 2: They drained the pool to do a property. They don't
Speaker 2: just get like the said from the kitchen or something.
Speaker 14: They got to see.
Speaker 1: You don't clean the pool. They got the sea. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, They drained the pool and it was shut
Speaker 1: for a couple of hours in Australia. No no, Suddenly
Speaker 1: you're swimming a day later. The sweet cool God.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a new game on the on the show
Speaker 2: we do called Coe Brown. If it touches you, you
Speaker 2: lose the money.
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Speaker 1: Your three word Weeks So far Ria, what's yours.
Speaker 7: Best uncle ever? It was my little nephew, Cedric's third
Speaker 7: birthday yesterday.
Speaker 2: Great name, by the way, what a great name? Centric
Speaker 2: Cedric Jupiter is his middle name as well. That kid's
Speaker 2: destined for greatness. Yeah, yeah, that's a great name.
Speaker 1: It's like what you gave Hi. Then it's a great
Speaker 1: on to be an uncle, it is.
Speaker 7: And you're always in a sort of unspoken but constant
Speaker 7: battle to be the best uncle or the favorite uncle
Speaker 7: or auntie with all the other ones on.
Speaker 2: All always as an uncle myself to crazy it up. Yes,
Speaker 2: I assume the on of crazy wild uncle.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I want to be known as the yeah,
Speaker 6: the crazy, the funny one.
Speaker 2: And every family there should be the wild auntie and
Speaker 2: there should be the crazy uncle.
Speaker 1: There's always a wild artie. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, family gets together too many few few, too
Speaker 2: many proseccos.
Speaker 6: And always before bed raising up the kids get them
Speaker 6: all jazzed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So what did you get, Cedric?
Speaker 6: I got him the best thing you could possibly get
Speaker 6: a three year old.
Speaker 1: Boy, few vouchers.
Speaker 7: I got him a pair He's very first pair of
Speaker 7: light up sneakers. Absolutely rocked his mind. He went, it
Speaker 7: was the happiest I've ever seen, maybe any person in
Speaker 7: the world, just went.
Speaker 2: A young young kid's delight is it's physical. Has a
Speaker 2: grown you go, oh that's lovely, thank you very much
Speaker 2: that as you folded up the wrapping bit love you
Speaker 2: wrapping paper.
Speaker 1: Where did you get that far? It's all very mediated.
Speaker 2: Its exactly what I want.
Speaker 1: It's slight. They're on the verge of interns. They're like
Speaker 1: a human firework.
Speaker 6: As his brain broke, yeah, yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: Any normal break. The pictures of Caitlin on air, you know.
Speaker 6: She would look great with some light ups, because.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't I light up?
Speaker 1: My three word weeks so far is Sayanara Father's Day.
Speaker 1: Oh really.
Speaker 2: My daughter had to sit me down yesterday and said, down,
Speaker 2: I'm going to go on a going to go on
Speaker 2: a trip to Japan by myself. Now for ten years,
Speaker 2: I've been pitching every year when we all sit down
Speaker 2: and talk about, Hey, why don't we go as a
Speaker 2: phoney to Japan? Right, So my eldest daughter is going
Speaker 2: in September. She's going for a week. Oh sorry, she's
Speaker 2: going for ten days. I've always wanted to go to Japan.
Speaker 2: You're just going to Mount Fiji. She's going to Tokyo.
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to go.
Speaker 1: She's buy it.
Speaker 2: She's going by herself. Obviously, my wife and I fully
Speaker 2: support this, and I went September September.
Speaker 1: Father's Day.
Speaker 2: Father stays, but it says you'll go for ten days.
Speaker 2: So September is a long month. Ten days is a
Speaker 2: third of it. She goes, I'll be in Japan for
Speaker 2: Father's Day. Do you know what, I've got a week
Speaker 2: off in September. I could come and join you for
Speaker 2: the last couple of days, either do the Mount Fiji
Speaker 2: bit or in Tokyo stuff like that. There fame for
Speaker 2: stationary and litherbound. J Oh, my gosh, I want to
Speaker 2: go alone. Dad, And my wife looks at me, and
Speaker 2: of course you have to do that. As a peny
Speaker 2: go absolutely, and they went in the other room, went.
Speaker 7: Stationary and a real dagger to the heart being Japan,
Speaker 7: well Japan.
Speaker 2: And then I said to her before bedtime last night,
Speaker 2: went I'm not going to do this, but how mad
Speaker 2: would you be if I surprise you there on Father's Day?
Speaker 2: She went, you said nothing. For the record, I won't
Speaker 2: do that. She goes, I think it'd be something that
Speaker 2: would come between.
Speaker 1: Us for ever.
Speaker 6: Wow, there's nothing stopping you doing your own independment.
Speaker 1: The odds. I wonder where you'd gone. I kept shouting
Speaker 1: out to your bedroom and I was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Japan. Don't forget, I said, I got that trip.
Speaker 1: So Syonara.
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Speaker 2: Anyone else thinking this is the most wildest start to
Speaker 2: a year ever. I mean, just you know, just hearing
Speaker 2: us talk cashy now about yeah, probably gonna start rationing fuel.
Speaker 1: You're just very casual reality.
Speaker 2: Just let me start this year. That was on No
Speaker 2: One's Bingo can about twenty twenty six. Oh in Australia, what.
Speaker 1: We didn't vote for him? What's he going to doing
Speaker 1: with his choice? Is what we're in Australia. Why are
Speaker 1: we paying for that?
Speaker 2: It's crazy? And then just even in this week, there's
Speaker 2: been so many weird news stories. First of all, who
Speaker 2: picks a fight with Reacher? Have you seen that story?
Speaker 1: Look up? Just that to me sums up this year.
Speaker 2: And then I cannot tell you what joy I've got
Speaker 2: over the last two days about this new story about
Speaker 2: seven dogs in China. Seven dogs who hung out together
Speaker 2: in an area and in a community of China were
Speaker 2: dog nat They were taken. I know they're on a truck,
Speaker 2: and they managed to get free, all seven of these dogs.
Speaker 2: They escaped, yeah, leads for two days across freeways and
Speaker 2: open fields by a small fat corgy who was their
Speaker 2: leader called Darpang. Now, putting to Google Translate, d'arpang means
Speaker 2: big fat. It is a fat, little round corgy of
Speaker 2: very unlikely leader. So this corky led the other six dogs,
Speaker 2: who are obviously frightened, across three ways and open fields
Speaker 2: for two days. Seventeen k's back home. And this is
Speaker 2: a really one of them was an injured shepherd dog.
Speaker 2: And you see these video footage on social media of Dapang,
Speaker 2: the little fat corky, big fat circling back. They had
Speaker 2: like a protective cordon around the big German shepherd dog.
Speaker 2: There's a Labrador, a Golden Retriever. It's they're back home,
Speaker 2: They're safe. They survived. In my mind is called homeward
Speaker 2: Bound or seven Miles or leave No One Behind.
Speaker 1: Something else. I don't want to see that movie. That
Speaker 1: is not a Pixar movie. I've told you to get
Speaker 1: off only fans. You're not going to make money as
Speaker 1: that whole Okay, anyway, where was it?
Speaker 2: Fil good news story of the year, fat little corgy
Speaker 2: called Dapang, a big fat leading these dogs.
Speaker 6: What a hero.
Speaker 1: Here's what I imagine. Then this will become a kid's movie.
Speaker 2: Right, It's a beautiful, real life story of leadership, unity,
Speaker 2: love and do you not saved these dogs?
Speaker 1: And this is why dogs are better than the humans community.
Speaker 2: They saved each other, getting around each other. This German
Speaker 2: shepherd dog normally is the leader. That's an alpha dog
Speaker 2: has to be protected by a small, fat Corgi. In
Speaker 2: the movie of this, right, it's going to be a cartoon.
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart is the voice of Dapang.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know he is.
Speaker 13: Well.
Speaker 6: Wherever Kevin Hart is, the rock closely follows.
Speaker 2: They do a lot of He's the injured shepherd, the
Speaker 2: big one who should be the leader, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now there's a beautiful labrador in their little gang as well.
Speaker 2: Hemsworth shrying to be modest about how could look and
Speaker 2: he is. He's quite vain.
Speaker 6: Hemsworth in a non sort of role where he's not
Speaker 6: on the free usually.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 6: That's his best speeture.
Speaker 1: Yep. And then there's a retriever. The voice of the retriever.
Speaker 1: Everyone loves the Retriever, Paul. Oh yeah, I'm paying to
Speaker 1: see that movie. Hurry up and make it.
Speaker 2: It's such a lovely story. You've got to go and
Speaker 2: see the footage of these seven dogs. I will just
Speaker 2: sort of trotting along in the middle of the night
Speaker 2: on a side of a freeway, and it's little. I
Speaker 2: don't know about the corky breed. I didn't know they
Speaker 2: were like leaders.
Speaker 6: No, I just they're regal dogs.
Speaker 4: They're quite bossy little dogs.
Speaker 1: They she grew up on a farm, are corky so
Speaker 1: they heard like cattle or anything. No, but they're great
Speaker 1: companion dogs.
Speaker 2: My auntie always always had corgy.
Speaker 1: She loved them.
Speaker 2: She would never have any other dogs.
Speaker 1: Queen had about eighteen of them, didn't she Yeah, she did.
Speaker 1: They're so loyal. They're beautiful, beautiful dogs, lovely natured too.
Speaker 1: But I've never seen one that's not chunky. No, this one.
Speaker 6: I'm just pulling up a photo that's a chunky.
Speaker 1: No, they all are. They all are.
Speaker 2: They're like they're like fat snacks, you know, when they're
Speaker 2: on the money barbecue. They know they're about to pop.
Speaker 2: You chuck a couple of a tail and a couple
Speaker 2: of legs on that. That's a corky. I think, you
Speaker 2: know what, We've got another what eight shows left before
Speaker 2: Easter right now?
Speaker 1: I think we're going to start a daily feature every
Speaker 1: day some good news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that.
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Speaker 9: I'm a nannye and.
Speaker 12: I need lots of petrol because I drive around all
Speaker 12: day I do.
Speaker 1: I bet you do looking after all kids? And what
Speaker 1: are you what are you driving?
Speaker 17: I'm driving a chear serrato.
Speaker 13: And home.
Speaker 1: That's a cart.
Speaker 17: It's a little car, but it squeezes all the kids in.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And also we've got Nanny mcphe on the line now
Speaker 2: and she is really needed. You are a superhero as well, Natasha.
Speaker 15: I am looking after four kids and running around. My
Speaker 15: car needs pumping.
Speaker 1: It does, all right, pump man, stack down, nozzle in
Speaker 1: and off you go.
Speaker 7: P pump.
Speaker 2: Wow, we up, pump up the catspraise is sweeping the nation, Natasha,
Speaker 2: good on your thanks according in, take care, thank you
Speaker 2: Now listen. Yesterday I'm the one that said, let's get
Speaker 2: you some props, pump man. So, but you can't be
Speaker 2: thrusting an actual pump in my face and rocking it
Speaker 2: backwards and forth.
Speaker 1: It's actually aggressive.
Speaker 6: It's not aggressive.
Speaker 1: No, don't hold it like that in the middle of
Speaker 1: your body.
Speaker 16: How you hold it now, a gentleman holds.
Speaker 2: His pump all right, who we go on the line.
Speaker 2: Now we've got Sid. Good morning, Sid, Welcome to the
Speaker 2: show yep Sid City there. All right, let's move on
Speaker 2: to the next one.
Speaker 1: Steve.
Speaker 2: Let's get Steve on now thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 2: If you want to get a free tank of fuel
Speaker 2: thanks to pump Man, let's go do Steve now, Steve.
Speaker 15: Good morning, pump Man, pump tank, pump it up. You'll
Speaker 15: pump it up your pump it thank you.
Speaker 2: Gotta pump it up.
Speaker 11: That's the remix version, a.
Speaker 1: Human remix down from Steve and Steve. What are you driving?
Speaker 1: What needs pumping up? Gotcha all right? Pump away.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a big one. That mastery x night. I'll
Speaker 6: be exhausted after this.
Speaker 2: You need Steve, thank you very much. Let's go now
Speaker 2: to rain Penrith morning.
Speaker 3: Ray, good morning, Pump me up, pump me up, pump
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 1: Stick it in, pump man and pump ray up. Ray
Speaker 1: good on.
Speaker 2: You have a lovely day, thanks for going the show
Speaker 2: and goo good day.
Speaker 3: Thanks the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast The Hero We Need Right Now giving you free
Speaker 2: fuel every day on the Christian O'Connell's show, My man
Speaker 2: is here.
Speaker 16: Where is all the cheap fuel gone? And where's the
Speaker 16: two dollars tree?
Speaker 7: He?
Speaker 6: Where's the servo that won't make you cry when you
Speaker 6: check the pricing screen?
Speaker 13: He isn't there a hero somewhere who'll fill my tank
Speaker 13: for free.
Speaker 6: Every day I drive in fear. What is pump costs me?
Speaker 6: I need a pump man. I'm holding enough for a pumpman.
Speaker 6: Dil the end of the night.
Speaker 16: He's pumping away and he's feelding in a car, and
Speaker 16: he's pumping us.
Speaker 3: All for freeze.
Speaker 15: I need a pump man.
Speaker 6: I'm holding up for apum man. He's coming your way
Speaker 6: with his nose la LoVa and his cap. You're gonna
Speaker 6: make your morning, okay.
Speaker 2: And so the more I hear that, the more I
Speaker 2: hear a little bit of a Jamaican twang is come
Speaker 2: on your way, all right, Bob Marley, you're coming your way.
Speaker 2: Then it's not He's traveled the world, doesn't he. You know,
Speaker 2: world's pumped all over the world. It's a global pump
Speaker 2: affairis that's what they say. That's what they say. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and again you're still holding an actual nozzle.
Speaker 6: Oh Christian, how do you think I do my pumping right?
Speaker 1: Can you just the nozzles pointing out the novel points?
Speaker 6: Were the nozzle points?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 1: You got some more pumping in you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I think I can squeeze some more out. Let's go, Christian.
Speaker 2: Now there's some pump mams just saying to me tomorrow
Speaker 2: morning on the show, there's going to be not one
Speaker 2: go at this. But it's double pump Thursday.
Speaker 1: I did. I did double pump and eight with.
Speaker 2: Double pumping, Double pump thursdays on.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be spent by the end of that.
Speaker 1: Christian, my Lord, that's enough. Tracy's on the line right now, Tracy, good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Good morning, high pump man.
Speaker 17: I need to be pumped up.
Speaker 14: I've got a key sportage, single mom, mortgage, just the
Speaker 14: cost of living. I need help.
Speaker 1: Crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're here for you. We're here for your Tracy.
Speaker 2: We hear all this, pump Man, give it your best shots.
Speaker 1: Pump away.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Tracy's doing at the moment, you're just
Speaker 2: grinding the air.
Speaker 1: This is the worst bit. It's unpleasant. You're thrusting nozzle
Speaker 1: in my face.
Speaker 6: This is how the fuel get to where it needs
Speaker 6: to go.
Speaker 2: That's a sort of strange cosplay thing that's happened between
Speaker 2: this at the moment that I haven't agreed to.
Speaker 10: We go.
Speaker 2: There we go, Tracy, Ah, done, have a great day.
Speaker 1: Let's get a can now. Good morning, k Okay, good
Speaker 1: morning you live with pump Man.
Speaker 14: Oh, good morning, pump Man. I need to be pumped
Speaker 14: up com completely. It's my daughter's wedding and it's us
Speaker 14: three drive there and as three drive back. I definitely
Speaker 14: need to be pumped as much as you can.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, we get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you started this suddenly back out now I actually
Speaker 2: want to withdraw right now. Yes, there you go, Caine, enjoy,
Speaker 2: enjoy your daughter's wedding.
Speaker 14: Thank you very much, topman.
Speaker 1: Bye, okay, and we are back tomorrow morning on I
Speaker 1: really agree to this double pump Thursday.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 3: A Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning too, Rachel Elliott. Christian, I need pump Man's help.
Speaker 2: I need to take my dad three hour trip. You
Speaker 2: have an operation, he's got cancer, he's a pensioner. He's
Speaker 2: stressed about how we're going to pay for the fuel
Speaker 2: filling up my giant Toyoto Prado. Please, pump Man, we
Speaker 2: will cover the cost of the fuel for that. That's
Speaker 2: the least we could do, you po rold Oud's okay,
Speaker 2: Rachel Elliott. I keep thinking about this because obviously, you
Speaker 2: know people that live out in the country and around
Speaker 2: all the states. They have long drive the things they
Speaker 2: absolutely have to do. It's not even just about people
Speaker 2: that we're talking to every morning who we're getting to work,
Speaker 2: go and doing the school run, the need to follow
Speaker 2: the car. A lot of Australians have huge drives to
Speaker 2: do to go and do a medical appointments and stuff
Speaker 2: like that, and so are here in use today. And
Speaker 2: I don't know whether this is just you know, there's
Speaker 2: so much fear and paranoia at the moment. You don't
Speaker 2: know what's fact and what's fiction. So do you think
Speaker 2: they actually are going to bring in rations pats and
Speaker 2: and they're talking about up to cut off off to
Speaker 2: forty dollars. Most people aren't filling up the tank for fun.
Speaker 2: They need to get to work. They've got well hospital
Speaker 2: appointments like Rachel and her dad has got cancer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my brother's in the same position. He comes down
Speaker 5: to Peter Mack every two weeks. He's three and a
Speaker 5: half hours away. So you know that's like a seven
Speaker 5: hour round.
Speaker 4: Trips and so much fuel traffic. But the Emergency.
Speaker 5: Response manual is recommending that pumps be cut off at
Speaker 5: forty bucks. But we're not at that point yet, So
Speaker 5: let's not cause extra panic. It's Asian refineries at the
Speaker 5: morning at the moment, which supply about eighty percent of
Speaker 5: our reserves here, are saying that they're not going to
Speaker 5: run out of stock until at least more than a
Speaker 5: month away.
Speaker 4: So I think it's a day by day basis. Let's
Speaker 4: not pain.
Speaker 2: I thought you're going to say they weren't going to
Speaker 2: run out, They're good for another couple of weeks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, But like, let's
Speaker 8: just just get what you need and forty bucks got'll
Speaker 8: get you around, wouldn't it for a couple of days
Speaker 8: forty bucks at a time.
Speaker 4: That's we can deal with that.
Speaker 2: Your prol brothers, your seven hour round trip forty dollars
Speaker 2: is going to do what two hours of it?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, well that's the free week at the rest
Speaker 4: of the way. Yeah, he'll hitchike.
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Speaker 6: Yes he didn't, Oh yes it is.
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Speaker 2: I want to call it high art, but I called
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Speaker 6: Finally virus?
Speaker 3: Finally culture has returned to Sydney.
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Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Alexander.
Speaker 13: I'm eleven years old from Melbourne.
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Speaker 15: You listen to the Krishnak culture to show the gives.
Speaker 6: I like his energy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well listen, that's what it is to be eleven.
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Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Alexander.
Speaker 13: I'm eleven years old from Melbourne.
Speaker 15: Good morning you listen to the Krishna.
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Speaker 2: Listen, you don't go up the ratings by being smart
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Speaker 2: success of Carl and Jackie.
Speaker 1: Oh is that? What have I told you about this?
Speaker 1: Don't ever think it through.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: That's the enemy of doing the breakfast radio was thinking
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Speaker 2: Thanks Diane, Christian.
Speaker 15: And the gang are all very funny, but they're all not.
Speaker 15: Make sure you've.
Speaker 6: Listen now that's accurate, all right?
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Speaker 2: Test us fall seventy five three one oh four three
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Speaker 2: and then after eight is back. Every Wednesday on the
Speaker 2: show What are the Odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 3: Who are Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we.
Speaker 1: Take your stories in what are Demons?
Speaker 5: Believe it or not?
Speaker 15: All?
Speaker 6: What are the odds? You gotta be justhing me like
Speaker 6: were you with Cheryl who married a Hun? Who works
Speaker 6: with the Cheryl who married a Hunt?
Speaker 3: As well?
Speaker 2: Every Wednesday morning we are blessed with some of the
Speaker 2: most incredible stories from you guys.
Speaker 1: To see what we get today. What are the Odds?
Speaker 2: The lines are up in now thirteen fifty five twenty
Speaker 2: two first emails. Calm listen, John, Christian, I'm sending you
Speaker 2: this email tonight because when What are the Odds?
Speaker 1: Is on in the morning?
Speaker 2: Are we on the road delivering nuclear medicines to various
Speaker 2: hospitals around the city. A few weeks ago, I attended
Speaker 2: a speed dating event.
Speaker 1: Now I started that it was speed dangerous a thing.
Speaker 2: I intended a speed dating event hoping to meet an
Speaker 2: age appropriate woman who might be interested in her.
Speaker 1: Little You didn't need to say all that. I just
Speaker 1: presumed it.
Speaker 2: But so that's a clarifying I just don't want people
Speaker 2: listening to him and go, wait, is he if he's fifty?
Speaker 2: Is he with a fifty or a forty eight year old?
Speaker 2: On arrival, I spotted a familiar face. It was the
Speaker 2: ex wife of a former boss where I worked untill
Speaker 2: a few years ago. Thankfully we were not matched up.
Speaker 2: Then it was paired up with another woman attending. She
Speaker 2: turned out to be the cousin of a guy I
Speaker 2: worked with a few years earlier, as we seen each
Speaker 2: other a couple of times since Christian. What are the
Speaker 2: odds of meeting two different women who are related to
Speaker 2: two former bosses on the same night. You're right, Johnny boy,
Speaker 2: you're right now. Prodiccating him has got a story for
Speaker 2: what are the odds? It is a good one.
Speaker 18: It's a caraker, of course. Yesterday, Oh wow, I'm sitting
Speaker 18: down at my desk.
Speaker 2: Oh, you probably had an echo. Then then the chuckle.
Speaker 2: Sister's Tina, producer. Tina's next to it just went Hey,
Speaker 2: she was right.
Speaker 19: Next to me, so she can attest that this is fantastic.
Speaker 18: I was sitting there on my phone and I'm on
Speaker 18: Instagram and my best friend Taylor was first on my story.
Speaker 19: So I watched it and I was like, that's really funny.
Speaker 18: It was just a little quote and it just said,
Speaker 18: let's call it a week, guys, we did our best.
Speaker 19: And I had a little laugh. I showed Tina it
Speaker 19: was really funny. I go on to the next story and.
Speaker 2: This is doing work. You say, let's see you working
Speaker 2: hard on the show. Not one Instagram story. And the
Speaker 2: second one, as.
Speaker 19: I said, it was towards the end of the day.
Speaker 2: It was us a little I don't care if it's
Speaker 2: at the start of the day, end of the day.
Speaker 2: It should be no tones of the day going on
Speaker 2: your instant stories.
Speaker 18: Well, look at the content it gave us, because the next.
Speaker 1: Story, I'm still looking for it. Where is it. It's
Speaker 1: threadbare at the moment.
Speaker 19: So the first one was my best friend Taylor.
Speaker 18: The next story another friend of mine, Taylor they're not friends,
Speaker 18: they don't know each other. Exact same quote and exact
Speaker 18: same name, exact same name.
Speaker 6: That's pretty good.
Speaker 7: I mean, the quote sharing isn't that good, But the
Speaker 7: fact that they're both the same name Taylor, Yeah, join.
Speaker 18: Taylor, same quote, exact same day. The first two stories,
Speaker 18: I didn't go any further.
Speaker 19: It was already good enough.
Speaker 2: We did our best wisdom. What if the hokey pokey
Speaker 2: is all there is in life? My wife still shows
Speaker 2: me that one like once a week.
Speaker 6: Does that even me?
Speaker 2: I don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. All right, so what
Speaker 2: are the odds? We'll take your stories next.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast right now.
Speaker 1: If you've got a story about coincidence and chance, or.
Speaker 2: There's more stories from producericat them what a threat? Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know about you. I can never hear enough
Speaker 2: funny stories about people's Instagram stories.
Speaker 6: I love the people send memes, memes.
Speaker 2: Oh, min's so funny. What it's the okay? Is all
Speaker 2: what it's about? My wife loves that one, so profound
Speaker 2: she got it. It's a sign in our kitchen as well.
Speaker 1: Oh loves me, loves me?
Speaker 2: All righty Linda. Hello, Hey, Linda, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Good morning, How are you. I'm good now, Linda, what
Speaker 2: is your story about coincidence and chance for us?
Speaker 15: Okay, so many years ago, I gave my husband a
Speaker 15: glass of scott okay, and what you do is you know, here,
Speaker 15: here's a scott Now I did not know at the time,
Speaker 15: and there was a chip in the glass. So he goes,
Speaker 15: he's he's glass. So he drinks the Scotch blah blah
Speaker 15: blah blast. Many years later, he goes and has you know,
Speaker 15: turned fifty, go to the test. Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, she's got a tumor. Okay, all right, no worries.
Speaker 15: So it goes and has it, has his tumor removed.
Speaker 15: Now they've removed this tumor, and then they've discovered there's
Speaker 15: actually glass in the tumor itself.
Speaker 17: Huh.
Speaker 15: This is apparently a miracle, medical miracle. And they've ever
Speaker 15: been born their lives and you know how you can
Speaker 15: get glass at the tumor. He got asked all the questions,
Speaker 15: what have you been doing? You know, have you done this?
Speaker 15: Have you in said any blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Blah, no, no, no, no, no, big question to ask fifty,
Speaker 2: what have you been doing?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 1: When do you want to start? Let's go about to
Speaker 1: ninete eighty four and then and then up to day.
Speaker 15: He didn't he didn't talk them about the glass. And
Speaker 15: as it turned out, he is the ruse a tumor.
Speaker 15: Everything's absolutely fantastic with there's no problem with him. He
Speaker 15: no longer has a tumor because the glass has been removed.
Speaker 2: And yeah, happy days, happy days, lovely stuff, Linda is now.
Speaker 15: But mind you, it is now all my fault because
Speaker 15: I put the gave him the glass.
Speaker 1: But you kind of also saved his life.
Speaker 15: Well this is true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Linda, thank you very much. Your story.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, bye bye, bye bye. I found
Speaker 2: like a snow globe. You know what, it's been shaken up. Yes, Mary,
Speaker 2: good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Mary, thank you very much. How are we this morning, Christian?
Speaker 1: We're good? Are you good? Mary?
Speaker 9: I'm good?
Speaker 14: Thank you?
Speaker 1: All right? Mary, what's your story?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 5: My story is.
Speaker 9: Thirty eight years ago tomorrow I married my husband, whose
Speaker 9: name is Peter. I also have a brother named Peter.
Speaker 9: He has a brother in law named Peter and his
Speaker 9: best man was Peter. So when I walked up the
Speaker 9: r there was Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter, it's water or Pete.
Speaker 14: That was it.
Speaker 9: And when they said Peter, do you take Mary as
Speaker 9: for your wife, they all.
Speaker 14: Said I do.
Speaker 1: I love this story. It's brief.
Speaker 3: Mary.
Speaker 1: That's a great one. Thank you so much for sharing.
Speaker 14: Thanks guys all have a great one.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Now do you remember I think it's last year similar
Speaker 2: to that. That one was like a load of Peters.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the Paul Paul Paul, Oh this cool. Yes,
Speaker 2: the pool's at the barbers.
Speaker 20: Was going to barbers a few weeks ago to be
Speaker 20: He goes, oh, what's your name? And I said, oh,
Speaker 20: it's Paul. And there was four other people in there,
Speaker 20: and the guy next to me goes, oh, my name's Paul.
Speaker 20: The barber says, my name is Paul, and the other
Speaker 20: guy says, oh, my name is Paul.
Speaker 6: So I'm not one of the odds.
Speaker 20: So I took a photograph for Paul. And there were
Speaker 20: twenty four people in the barber.
Speaker 2: So there are four pools in that story. Now, by
Speaker 2: my accounting, was it five peters?
Speaker 6: Four peters?
Speaker 1: One day we need to see we can get What
Speaker 1: are the odds involved? The same name, but over four.
Speaker 3: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, Last Chance your stories this week on what
Speaker 2: are the odds? Your stories of coincidence and chance. Simone
Speaker 2: joins us now. Good morning, Smoe and welcome to the show.
Speaker 21: Good morning, Christian love the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Siman, thanks for listening. Now, Simone,
Speaker 1: what are the odds?
Speaker 21: What are the odds? Okay, so footy tickets for ASL
Speaker 21: upcoming ASL matches went on sale yesterday afternoon. My husband
Speaker 21: and I divide and conquer the games that we need
Speaker 21: tickets for. So we're in the virtual que credit cards
Speaker 21: at the ready. Two o'clock rolls around, Bang, we're in.
Speaker 21: We both get tickets to the games that we need,
Speaker 21: and then were the tickets with each other via the app.
Speaker 21: And it's at that point we realize we've been randomly
Speaker 21: allocated the exact same seats for two different matches. Oh wow,
Speaker 21: two tickets at the end to two different games at
Speaker 21: the MCG in the same bay, the same row and
Speaker 21: the same two seats.
Speaker 1: I mean over one hundred thousand seats at the MCG.
Speaker 21: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yep, this is huge and also it's our first ever
Speaker 2: sporting What are the odds? I believe that's incredible.
Speaker 21: That's that's a takeaway from me for today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love it. Thank you very much. Brilliant story, Simone,
Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing.
Speaker 17: Thanks, have a great day and you mate.
Speaker 1: Donna. Donna.
Speaker 17: Yeah, Hi, Christian, Hey Donna.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you sound up someone who's very busy, and I
Speaker 2: appreciate you free enough time to call the show.
Speaker 1: You at work or what are you up to?
Speaker 17: No, I'm at home this morning. I'm at home.
Speaker 21: Yeah.
Speaker 17: My boy is my mum. She won tickets to Paris
Speaker 17: and she was very excited about buying my little daughter
Speaker 17: a French beret. When we got home, they loved a
Speaker 17: little bag you know Parree Paris beret shop, and opened
Speaker 17: it up and it was all lovely in tissue paper,
Speaker 17: beautiful red velvet forret and I looked inside and I said, Mom,
Speaker 17: where'd you get this from? She says, you're not where
Speaker 17: I got it. I got it in Paris. Yes, And
Speaker 17: I said to her, Mum, it's made in Australia. All
Speaker 17: the way to Paris by French beret that was made
Speaker 17: in Australia.
Speaker 1: The Parrians are shipping in Assie made berets. There'd be
Speaker 1: a scandal over this.
Speaker 17: I'm sure. As she walked out the staff of sales
Speaker 17: person that sold it or it thought, looked at her
Speaker 17: and thought, Oh, she's going to get a surprise when
Speaker 17: she gets home.
Speaker 2: This is Thunderberg berets, Australian berets sold in Paris. That's incredible,
Speaker 2: that's hilarious. What a great story. Yeah, Jna, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for sharing.
Speaker 17: Enjoy your day, very welcome, have great day.
Speaker 3: Good Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Robbie is back in Australia bringing his Britpop tour in November.
Speaker 2: All tickets are in sale tomorrow. Everything you need to
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Speaker 2: first chance you to win tickets tomorrow on the show
Speaker 2: and Friday as well. You've never seen Robbi Williams. Ive
Speaker 2: gets your tickets to everything you can. One of the
Speaker 2: greatest show men ever. He's up there with Freddie or
Speaker 2: any of the greats. He really is that good live
Speaker 2: he's incredible. Oh that is a gear change from tickets
Speaker 2: to go and see one of the greats too.
Speaker 1: I was not asked and you know, I wasn't were
Speaker 1: you asked?
Speaker 6: I was told betle As, is every.
Speaker 2: This house aware of our Bogan Parduicicating, who a couple
Speaker 2: of months ago is raving about these pans actually from
Speaker 2: Ikea and generally Actually she was rating about these pans
Speaker 2: so much. People for days were emailing and calling this
Speaker 2: radio station. And I'm not making this up. They really
Speaker 2: want to know what the what the Ikea pans were called.
Speaker 2: I don't remember something on the fact that we were
Speaker 2: going to give away pans today on the works Almos,
Speaker 2: not just that. Because Parduicicating loves these pans so much.
Speaker 2: There's a type on the sheet here. I think she's
Speaker 2: meant to say gold got pans. What I've got here,
Speaker 2: typed out is gold get.
Speaker 22: Pants, Gold get get pans, You get your pants got
Speaker 22: Realia Particicating breaking down for us, Why do you love
Speaker 22: these pans so much?
Speaker 1: You do use these?
Speaker 18: I have searched my whole adult life for a great
Speaker 18: nonstick pan.
Speaker 1: You're hanging out with Patsy too long. I have the
Speaker 1: old hyper believe. I have searched my high and it's
Speaker 1: just a pan.
Speaker 3: It's not a joke.
Speaker 18: I love cooking, so it's really important to me, and
Speaker 18: I've never found one that is perfect for nonstick where
Speaker 18: I can pop a steak.
Speaker 2: I mean, because I've got those nonstick ones right, and
Speaker 2: actually they're never quite one hundred percent nonstick.
Speaker 19: No, you always get that terrible like.
Speaker 1: People think this is an advert. It isn't. Actually, I think.
Speaker 2: Actually, you pay for this out of our pockets for this,
Speaker 2: it's it's meant to work.
Speaker 6: It's not a promotion.
Speaker 1: I care getting this free.
Speaker 19: It is worth it.
Speaker 18: It is good promotion for us because when these people
Speaker 18: receive them, though, do you.
Speaker 1: Know how commercial radio is meant to work?
Speaker 18: They will always remember, Wow, that great show. It's like
Speaker 18: great marketing that gave me this pans.
Speaker 1: It's not branded, it's not branded. Sign to sign them.
Speaker 19: You can sign them if they like.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what we do to win over new listeners
Speaker 2: in Sydney. Give away frying pans. This will get us
Speaker 2: the third, right down, the other, watch out, seventh, they're
Speaker 2: coming in. All right, anyway, how many we got, We've
Speaker 2: got one to give away. We have five oh my
Speaker 2: our own show money wonderful. Oh right, so we have
Speaker 2: five show pans to give away today.
Speaker 18: The best nonstick you'll ever experience in your whole life.
Speaker 1: Okay, she searched her whole life.
Speaker 2: You heard of some of those ten minute advertorials to
Speaker 2: get the daytime TV, but after ten Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: today we're looking for your kitchen movies. The average Australian
Speaker 2: family orders take away three meals a week. No won
Speaker 2: really that's high.
Speaker 1: No one's got money for that these days. No way.
Speaker 2: This is not from two times a week in twenty
Speaker 2: ten to the peak of five times a week during
Speaker 2: everyone's favorite time COVID. Yeah, hitting it hard then oo alright,
Speaker 2: who wants to win a pan? Me kitchen movies? It's
Speaker 2: a wonderful knife. Silver searchs my whole life. Were here
Speaker 2: to get these Japan It's nice monster sink.
Speaker 1: You know it's all parted up. I've been dumping in.
Speaker 6: Here and your tea bags in the men Mike Wazowski Gold.
Speaker 2: Bram Stoker, Spatulae.
Speaker 4: Not the Dracula.
Speaker 1: I was doing so well, was my victory? Laughing fell over.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. You want to you want a pan?
Speaker 1: I talk about pans, greasy pans labyrinth. You should have
Speaker 1: gone to my pans labyrinth.
Speaker 2: Oh brother Tupper, where aren't now? Silver where's that bloody lid?
Speaker 2: And Arnold Wartune he loves He's got a sci fi
Speaker 2: movie in the kitchen t towel recall, tel recall four times?
Speaker 1: Is good to hear it? All right, Ria, what have
Speaker 1: you got kitchen movies?
Speaker 6: The Spoonies? What the goonies? Goals me letting me?
Speaker 2: Oh that's also good. Oh yeah, Bronz, Hey, bronze is
Speaker 2: good in the show mate.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, we love bron mash Gordon, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Silver.
Speaker 6: This one might be above your head, but I'm gonna
Speaker 6: try it anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's not funny, it's good.
Speaker 6: Throw umami from the train well sour tastes.
Speaker 7: Tastes savory complex savory flavor often found in Japanese bronze.
Speaker 2: Oh, just because you're like foreign food. I got it,
Speaker 2: intending I got it. It's not I guess gold.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: When a pan, When a pan?
Speaker 2: We're not trying to try and get myself into character,
Speaker 2: you know when aw Pa, there I found it.
Speaker 1: You in a pan? You say non stick? Oh you
Speaker 1: have me a non stick? He wants a sticky pan.
Speaker 7: These are certified by the one and Only Nagy from
Speaker 7: recipe t eats who uses now to cook Caitlin.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't sell me about ten minutes ago. I love Nagy.
Speaker 1: I don't queen use any other recipes.
Speaker 6: They don't need to use any other pants.
Speaker 2: Because I won't take the word of producing Caitling because
Speaker 2: in her world everything is amazing.
Speaker 6: Everything's amazing, all right, So.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your kitchen movie.
Speaker 2: So five golds winning, five non stick ikea pans like that.
Speaker 1: It is what it is, It is what it is,
Speaker 1: my friend, Okay.
Speaker 2: Silvery shiny Panny, Panny blender like Beckham silver, Oh, no
Speaker 2: pan for you, A few good menus silver plus.
Speaker 1: I don't that's good Peter, nonstick pan, silver King Tong.
Speaker 2: Pan for you, Danny, Johnny Draino, meet the Forkers, silver pass,
Speaker 2: John Wock and Tony who send that in also had
Speaker 2: the time during that song to create well a, I
Speaker 2: did what that movie would look.
Speaker 1: Like, which is incredible. He looks brilliant.
Speaker 2: Peter Pantrey, silver Pass, Dove Luck Kim boys in the
Speaker 2: rain shut silver pluss, Oh so close with so Panny,
Speaker 2: look who's forking? Been really nervous about reading that one out,
Speaker 2: just a slight fumble and I'm getting panned. That's so
Speaker 2: Lauren Star Wars Revenge of the Sieve not sith Sie,
Speaker 2: Silver plus, the mandolin from.
Speaker 4: Snowy River, Silver plas good kitchen.
Speaker 2: The sister heard of the Traveling Pantry silver plus, and finally,
Speaker 2: I mean he's left chimney pants.
Speaker 1: Forrest gumption per pace.
Speaker 2: That's Emily well done. We are back tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 2: We'll have the name game as in, so if your
Speaker 2: name is a bit of a pain, please text us
Speaker 2: now we're book you into Plaine tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Take care, thanks for joining.
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