WEBVTT - #148: Life Update x 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:06.680 Hosted by a couple of minches. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.720 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:14.720 Oh please, you're in bed with a cup of bloody 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:18.280 hall licks by a tallicks and push you to sleep. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.960 It's like a milk drink. Sounds like the slur I've 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:31.880 heard that whole Licksui. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.360 And mitchual coups. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.600 Hello you, hallo you Hello. I'm fucking knacked this week, 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:36.600 I've gotta tell you. Oh my god, I am. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.280 My life is in disarray. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.160 I feel so out of it. Why are you? What's 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:43.800 wrong with you? Oh? I just if I never get 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.360 on a flight for the rest of the year, I'll 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:46.159 be quite happy. 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:48.080 You're a jet setter. You've been to the Red Center. 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.560 Yeah, I just got back from Darmond and all the Roud, which, 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:54.240 don't get me wrong, was absolutely wonderful, huge bucket listing. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:57.720 I've fucking adored it. But yeah, the week before with 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:59.640 the Melbourne Comedy Festival and so there's been a lot 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.800 of get up early getting on flights and it really 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:03.120 really knocks me round. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.720 Yeah, but there's a period coming up where it's a 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.080 bit chill, right that it calms down in a couple 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:07.440 of weeks. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.160 Although heading back home to bogen Gate this weekend. That's 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:12.280 a long drive. Oh how long? And then my sister's 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:15.480 thirtieth the following weekend. Oh god, yeah, she had not 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.440 even fucking thirty yet. I know, right, She's got three 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:20.400 children and she's only just turning thirty. 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.119 It's my point. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:22.440 She's Jenna's age. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:25.720 Oh my god, she is Jenna's age. Of course, price 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:29.920 keeper Jenna not here on the show. She's on strike. 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.240 Yeah, I think she might be a bit shitty with us. Yeah, 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:39.120 and rightly so, because you might remember last year, remember 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:42.080 how I made a big dramatic song and dance about 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:44.040 the fact that you and Jenna forgot my birthday. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.760 I've just forgotten it. I've worked for months with my 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:49.040 therapist not remember that incident, but yes I do. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.680 Yeah, And I was like so dramatic and took it 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:56.320 so personally. We fucking forgot to acknowledge Jenna's thirtieth birthday 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.400 on last week's episode. Now she's not here. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.640 No, we didn't forget her birthday. We celebrated her on 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.200 the day we got a gifts, we spoke to her, 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.920 but we didn't do it on the days before the 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:07.760 episode that dropped a couple days before. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.640 I know, I just I got it wrong, because I 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:13.760 actually did think to myself maybe two episodes ago, oh shit, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.280 Jenna's birthday is coming up. She's mid June. I think, yeah, 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.639 I've got plenty of time to organize something. And then 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:20.520 it just crept up. And as she was fourth of June, 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.519 which is not mid June, I was close. I was close, 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.640 and so we just accidentally missed it. And then I 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:26.960 was going to make up for it this week. I 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:30.000 brought chocolates for her. Oh but nap, she's taken it personally, 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:30.440 she's not here. 0:02:30.560 --> 0:02:33.120 Jenna's on strike. Can you believe that? 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.600 I mean, I know how she feels. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:40.920 No, don't bring that up. Come my birthday this September thirty. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:43.919 Just forget mine. And we're even now, we're all even. 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.119 We would never do such a thing. We would never 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:47.120 forget your birthday. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.799 S till you said that, you go, we would never 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.120 forget your birthday or Jenna's, And then we fucking did it. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.000 Yeah, I'm sensing a pattern. You were involved in both. 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:55.480 Now we're getting incidents. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:59.000 Don't make it b please, We're yours is in a month, 0:02:59.080 --> 0:02:59.760 so fuck. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.200 We need to July twenty five, you've got a bit 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:02.440 of time. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.240 Yeah, but still, I mean, it'll creep up on us. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.600 So and we're happy birthday to prize keeper Jenna. Guys, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:07.760 send her a message. She's thirty. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.680 Can you believe that? I actually can't. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:12.600 She looks so good for her. Gods, we're not just 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:13.840 groveling because we forgot about it. 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.760 She also didn't do anything for a thirty if neither 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.720 did Sean, Like, do people just get weird about turning 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:20.079 thirty that I want to draw attention to it. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.160 I've already got the theme down for my purpose. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:22.560 Really. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.280 Yeah, I'm not even joking. I'm not gonna say it 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:25.079 because it's so good. 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:25.200 No. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:28.160 Wait, I feel like I don't want to celebrate my 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.680 birthday at the moment because it's like twenty seven whatever. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.960 And even last year I was like twenty six. Who cares? 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.920 But thirty, surely that's like a milestone in a way, 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:36.600 that's a big one. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:38.520 Well, I'm there soon. I actually have started thinking about it. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.640 I'm twenty seven now, but I'm twenty eight in September. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:41.760 Fuck we're old. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.320 We were young and successful now we're just middle aged, 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:45.040 boring people. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.640 I know and like the whole bio for our podcast 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.520 used to be Surviving your twenties. Now we're gonna be 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:51.960 fucking too old for our own format. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.800 Oh my god, I know. Are we gonna have to 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:55.240 change the tag one when we hit thirty? 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:56.480 We're gonna have to now, you know what? 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:58.080 Fuck that thinking thirty is young? 0:03:58.200 --> 0:03:59.200 Thirty? Yeah, so young? 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.240 It is changes from twenty nine to thirty, So in 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.800 my eyes, up until thirty five, we can still be 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:05.760 young podcasters. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:06.560 I think so. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.200 I think anyway, that's all ahead of us. Are you 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:10.880 good otherwise? 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.080 Yeah? No, I'm actually I'm actually gorgeous. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.160 Good yeah, good good. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.800 It's gonna be an interesting episode today. Jenna hates us. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.880 There's tension there. You've got some big news later, which 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.840 is hardly fun. So I'm just doing fine by comparison. 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:27.880 Actually, listen, I've got an announcement to make on the 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:28.440 show today. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.320 And then just to lighten things up, Rubenk's coming on 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.000 a mix Yeah quite. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:37.640 As today, rubin ka hilarious. Would you call them? They're 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.080 a cabaret sensation that's not really drag. Ruben doesn't do drag. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:43.479 I think he does actually technically like there was a 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.040 viral video ad just go of like children meeting and drag. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.240 Rubin was involved in that. But I've heard Ruben make 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:52.520 the same joke where he is what you become when 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.600 your parents tell you you can be anything. Because he's 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.440 a comedian, cabaret performer, like just tic tic tick, all 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.480 these different job titles you could put to his name, 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.320 but he's his fucking hilarious. I think give him as 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:02.600 a comedian first and foremost. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.000 Well, if you don't know who Ruben k is. They 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.640 were in the news because of all the controversy around 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.960 the joke they made on the Project the news show 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.240 in Australia. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.479 Which I didn't think the joke was that bad. We'll 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.760 address that with him. The joke was hilarious. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:19.000 My upset a religious group and they they were, Oh 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.400 my god, they were villified in the media for weeks. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.719 The project had to do an official apology. It was 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.320 such a rigmarole. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:27.919 So I just realized that you're using day then pronouns. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.320 Am I misgendering Ruben No. 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.600 I just do it sometimes just to be saying if 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.560 in down, if in doubt, theyve them it out. I 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.520 like that. But I've got their press release here. 0:05:36.839 --> 0:05:38.800 Oh, I just checked Instagram. Hee him? 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.120 Okay, good, all good, All right, well he I'm going 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.000 to really double down. Now, that's a good rule of thing. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.600 Even when I'm interviewing people, I say they because I 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:45.440 don't want to get in trouble. 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.479 Well, I just it made me shit myself and go 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.400 fuck fuck? Am I misgendering him? No, I'm not. 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:53.680 It's just easy to say they. All right, let's start 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.560 the show. I'm nervous for my news. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.240 Oh you'll be right. You got your pal Mitchell. Will 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:03.240 you guide me through? So? Yes? Sounded of it sexual? Oh, 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.120 I'll guide you in. 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:08.320 You put it in. Think about that? All right, let's go. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:09.400 Yeah, let's get in. 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.520 Start the show. If it is your first time listening, 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.200 is it just me a podcast? What do I say? 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.640 Again? Oh? We start the show the same way every 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.719 week too? Is it just me? One each We don't 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.480 tell each other what it's going to be. Correct, something 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.880 we noticed, something we hate to appreciate. Correct? 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.560 You go first, I've gone first, last couple of weeks. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.000 Okay, all right, here we go. 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:31.039 Is it just me? 0:06:33.320 --> 0:06:35.159 Airport lounges? Bullshit? 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:39.440 Oh wait, no, I love airport lounges. I thought you 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:40.400 were going to go the other way. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.400 We've clearly been to different airport lounges. 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.719 Are you talking about like the like when you've got 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.960 points and you can go into the fancy lounge or 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:48.760 the gate. 0:06:49.000 --> 0:06:52.120 I don't have enough points to go into the fancy lounge, dear, 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.240 But I've been catching a lot of flights recently, like 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.840 I just said, yea. And when I was flying back 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.800 from Melbourne couple of weeks ago, I had to get 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.720 there quite early, and my comedy promoter, the guy that 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.480 organizes all the bullshit for me, my comedy boss, if 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:09.640 you like, he was with me and he was flying 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.600 back to Adelaid, different flight, different lounge altogether, and I 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.400 was like, oh my god, I'm so tired. I could 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.560 go a nap in the airport. He goes, mate, why 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.720 did you just go into the lounge. And I was like, 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.480 I don't think I'm allowed in there. Don't you need 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.760 heaps of points? I'm not quite there yet, And he goes, no, No, 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.800 you can buy like a day pass. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:25.560 Yes you can. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.520 He goes it's probably around thirty bucks, which is what 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:30.320 you'd pay for a meal and a coffee anyway at 0:07:30.360 --> 0:07:32.720 an airport. And so I was like yeah, you know 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.960 what a bloody will that'll be nice. Ah, oh my god, 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:43.120 false advertising. It was sixty four dollars to get in. Yeah, 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:46.240 and once I was in there, I was not happy. 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:50.760 I was not fucking impressed with Melbourne's virgin domestic airport loud. 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:51.679 Oh it was virgin. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:52.000 Was that? 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.360 I've been to that one? That's beautiful to the purple. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.400 It's got seats in Melbourne. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.320 Yeah, night sucked. 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.480 Really, maybe I'm thinking of a Sydney one. 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:04.440 I went in there and I was like, sixty bucks. Okay, 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.280 I'm gonna have to fucking milk this buffet. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:06.920 Yeah. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:11.480 The buffet had a couple of measly bits of bacon left. Yeah, 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:15.280 neutra grain. They had a plate that said muffins that 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.440 were empty. No muffins, remove the sign. At least they 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.520 had white bread. I put in that ridiculous conveyor belt 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:22.120 toaster thing. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:24.080 Oh it always needs three rounds, it. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:27.360 Always needs threeays. And they didn't have any other bread options, 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:30.720 just white. And then those stupid little vengjie might packet things. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.160 Oh and that's it. Yeah, I burned through those an 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:34.439 instant coffee. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.920 Oh that isn't that's it. That's really bad. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:39.920 When I think sixty four dollar buffet, I think fucking 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:44.440 eggs that are scrambled, fried and poached. Yeah, several different 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.400 types of toasts. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:45.600 Yeah. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.600 Yeah, it was just pathetic. And also it was mostly 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:51.360 tables and chairs. I couldn't lie down and have an 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:52.840 app That's the whole reason I went in there. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.920 Yeah, I God, I feel I'm sad because I'm such 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:59.120 an advocate for the lounges and I'm really sorry that 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:00.720 you had that experience it with shock. 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:04.120 And they did have a barista that I could access, 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.000 and I was trying to get my money's worth. I'm 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.960 gonna have to get quite a few coffees here, Yeah, 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:11.080 sixty four dollars worth. But I'd already had two before 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:13.240 I got to the land, so I was getting real jittery. 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.000 But I was like, I've spent sixty four dollars to 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.520 get in this fuck hole. I'm have it. I'm going 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.200 to have to make it worth my while. I don't 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.080 care about the jitters and the heart palpitations. 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:25.800 But don't you think that was nicer than sitting in 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:27.880 the general lounge? The gate? 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:28.160 Now? 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:29.240 Really not worth it? 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.000 If I went to you know how they've got the 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.640 gorgeous little beer gardens or like the little pubs almost 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.480 within the airport normal lounge. That would have been a 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:40.360 better breakfast than the fucking muck that I was served. 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:42.199 Really it was pathetic. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:43.720 Oh I feel sorry for you. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:46.520 So it was that just a bad experience because like, 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:48.600 surely not all airport lands are that povo. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.560 Well, here's a little hack. This is my wallet on 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.920 my iPhone. Ready I have got my dad is a 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.320 silver member of Virgin. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.120 How much different fly? Because in my mind I thought 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:00.920 I've caught a lot of flights over the years, Surely 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:01.720 I'm getting up there. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:04.120 No, I've got fuck all point nowhere? Ay they re 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.960 they like regenerate every twelve months. So if it's called 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:09.240 status credit, so like you can get as many points 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.160 as you want. But status is when you fly regularly. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.600 So if you don't fly every month, you're gonna lose 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:15.240 all your points. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.760 So the whole time I thought, oh, I've been collecting them, 0:10:18.920 --> 0:10:21.560 yeah since twenty sixteen. Now surely I've got hates of points. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.480 That that makes sense. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.360 So I've got my dad's because he flies for work 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.600 every week. So I just check, I buzz it and 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.160 and they missed cheery welcome, and I go into the 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:30.520 silver lunge. I've got Quantus, I've got Virgin, I've got 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:30.959 all of. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:32.440 A lune different to the one I went into. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.400 No, but you get more benefits, you don't have to pay, 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.319 and then I think you can get more alcohol. I 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.199 don't know was there alcohol? They would have been free grog. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:41.200 It was aight, am, Mitchell. I wasn't fucking for sorry, true, 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:43.679 I was looking for a fucking buffet breakfast and some coffee. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:45.960 Well, you know, are you across the whole world of 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:48.720 airline points. It's a whole industry in and of itself. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.520 You can get credit cards. All my friends do it now, 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.760 I'm heading into thirty. Everyone's doing it. You get a 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:58.440 high return credit card with Quantus frequent Flyer points. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:10:59.280 I'm a virgin girl. 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.559 Sorry, well yeah, but Quantits do international. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.320 You know, are you a virgin girl? That's interesting? Yeah, yeah, no, 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.920 it's my preference normally really because Quantitas have just been 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:10.040 having so many pr nightmares recently, Like I actually went 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.120 on a date with someone who works in fucking PR 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.840 at Countess and oh my god, I've never seen someone 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:18.040 so stressed, Like, oh, there's just constantly. I feel like 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.199 more things go wrong, there's more cancelations their customer service. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.960 I hear more horror stories from Quantus. 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:25.320 They've had like a couple of mechanical issues too. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:29.479 Yes, yes, there was one plane that got bogged in Rockampton. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:31.000 How do you bog a plane? 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:31.720 It's in the sky. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.000 How do you accidentally drive it off the runway into mud? 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:38.400 We're stuck in sky mud. I was really sorry about these. Yeah, 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:40.720 the whole new world of Quantus points. If you've got 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:43.040 Quantits tips, actually post them in the Facebook group because 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:44.760 I'm kind of getting into it. Like you get a 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.200 high point credit card and then every time you spend 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.920 a dollar you get two frequent Fire points. So if 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:52.080 you're spending every day look on your groceries, you're just 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:54.360 earning points. So it's a whole thing. And then people 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.360 end up after a year getting that's how people fly 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.840 first class? Who can they use points over five years 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:02.640 in the do one big international trip first class with points? 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:04.880 Shit? Wonder if they do the same thing for virgin 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:05.800 Who knows. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.640 But you can't even get a fucking muffin, let alone 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.160 a free first class light, So I don't think that's 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:10.520 for you. 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.040 I did have to cheat on my girl Virgin then 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.680 fly Quantits when I went to Northern Territory because I 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:19.480 don't the only flight they had from Darwin to Alice Springs. Yeah, 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:21.839 because I flew from Darmond Alice Springs and then drove 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:25.040 to Olivu. The only flight they had was a Quantuslink, which, 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.160 by the way, y'all slept on Quantuslink. They're fucking so 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.560 much better than a normal Quantitis. 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:29.720 Now. 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.160 They're tiny, the small planes with propellers. 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.680 But only two seats in the row, so there's no 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.520 middle seat. Sean and I got to sit next to 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:38.400 each other, and I feel that it was despite being 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:41.360 a smaller plane. I think it was more spacious than 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:41.920 a normal flight. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.559 I don't fit on those planes. I'm too tall. I 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:45.760 have to crouch down. I flew to Hamilton Island on 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.360 one and I did not fit in the plane. 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:49.600 Really, I actually loved it. I was going to get 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:50.400 more tiny plane. 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.480 No, I feel like I'm about to die. You can 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.040 see the propeller out the window. There's nothing comforting about 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.800 a spinning blade four thousand feetureare. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:02.120 San's catching a REX flight? No, tokay? When I go 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.920 home over the long weekends can't come with me. And 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.960 apparently REX flights are like a lawn mower with wings. 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:11.680 Apparently they're terrifying rexish Rex. I don't even think Regional 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:12.840 Express yes sense. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:15.840 Yeah, but I thought REX only did cargo. I don't 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.760 think it had actual bodies on it. I thought it did. 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.760 Like how you fly at a random place. 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:24.640 When we got my dog from Casino far North Queensland. 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.120 Why do you have to go to casino for a 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.760 dot that's where the breeder was. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:29.800 Why do you have to go to that breed. I 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:31.720 wanted that dog and I just flower him in a 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:33.720 Rex down to Sydney. We picked him up at the airport. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.360 Oh you didn't fly and pick him up. N he 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:35.920 flew down. 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.480 That's why he's got high functioning dog anxiety because he 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:40.839 was on a fucking REX plane at a bat of 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:41.760 puppies age. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:45.160 That is just mind blowing to me, because firstly, I'm 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:48.280 very pro adopt, don't shop. You could have and adopted 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.600 something from the pound in Sydney that didn't have Thirteen. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:54.320 Years ago, times were different. I would adopt now. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:57.400 I think there were still dogs for adoption. Thirteen years 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:58.280 ago I was ten. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:13:59.800 I was a kid. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.560 Were there really no breed? Is in Sydney? 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:01.840 That is? 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:03.840 I'm not so many question in Okay, you know what, 0:14:03.880 --> 0:14:05.640 I'll go into it if you want to. Hamish, my 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:09.559 family dog was like the og kavoodle. Everyone's got kovoodles. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.559 Now all our gay friends have kavoodles. Everyone has. They're 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.200 all three, four five years old. Hamish is thirteen years old. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.280 And why did the cheeries have their hearts that are akvoodle? 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:17.680 They didn't. 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:20.040 I did because I'm a nuts so kid and I 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.320 wanted a dog my whole life. So I researched for 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:27.160 years and this new breed, the Corckapoo, from America, and 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.200 I got one of the only places to get it 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.520 was in Casino at the time, So I'm not even joking. 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.880 Hamish gets stopped on the street by my mum. This 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:36.920 is true and people ask if they can breed with 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.000 him because he's such a pure kavoodle. It was our rats. Yeah, 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.440 his nuts a cut off, but there's been so many 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:46.239 disgusting breeds of kavoodles that they're skinny and runty. Hamish's gorgeous. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:50.440 He's got the long, long poodle legs, the cute cavalier face. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.320 He's a perfect kavoodle. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.680 I don't think I want to know how much that 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.880 costs to import him from Casino. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:57.880 You won't know how much he was hand on heart. 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:59.680 He was one thousand dollars and then. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:01.760 He had of people paying way more than so that's okay. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.960 He had a hernia, so we got him fifty percent 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.440 of he was five hundred dollars, and then the hernia dissolved. 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:07.880 We didn't even have to get surgery. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.040 Oh my god, I know that the best. I didn't 0:15:11.040 --> 0:15:13.040 know you were such a dog new I'm not. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.120 But I just know all this information because I really 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:16.560 wanted to be a dog when I was a kid. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:19.240 But in the process of googling where do I get 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.160 a rare kavoodle? When you realize there's anyone in Casino, 0:15:22.160 --> 0:15:24.880 wouldn't you or your parents go no, we can't be 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.000 fucked going ahead with this. But you were so determined 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.120 to get that particular breath. 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.560 Have I not shown you the photos? Mitchell? I was 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.000 neurotic about getting the perfect dog because I didn't have 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.720 a brother, and all I wanted was a brother, and 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.480 my parents were like, we're not fucking having a kid, 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:39.360 and I go, I want a dog. So the agreement was. 0:15:39.280 --> 0:15:41.000 I'll get a dog adjacent to a brother. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.800