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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini Woods an

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Speaker 1: actor who didn't blink for eight years?

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Speaker 2: Yes a line?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, it's a genuine headline, my friend. It is

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Speaker 3: hot on the goss today. But before I get to

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Speaker 3: who that actor was and why they tried not to blink,

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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever put your body on the line for

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Speaker 4: the job and then.

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Speaker 1: A come a lot?

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Speaker 3: So you sacrificed your body in any way for your job?

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Speaker 4: For your job? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, And the reason we're talking about that is because

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Speaker 3: that is exactly.

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Speaker 4: What Michael Caine. Michael came, Michael Kate, Michael.

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Speaker 3: He's the actor who spent eight years trying not to blink.

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Speaker 4: He read in an acting book.

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Speaker 1: Can you say that Michael Kaine was eight year trying

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Speaker 1: not to blink?

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Speaker 4: You know who's really good out of that?

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Speaker 3: I was going to play some Michael Kaine, but you know,

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Speaker 3: it's way more fun playing Rob Brydon as an English

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Speaker 3: comedian doing impersonations of Michael Caine.

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Speaker 1: I can't go fast because Michael Caine talks very very slowly.

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Speaker 2: It's not quite nasal enough the way you're doing it.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're not doing it the way he speaks.

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Speaker 2: She was only six step.

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Speaker 5: You're only supposed to blow the bloody.

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Speaker 1: Does blow the bluddyte and the other art there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, both great impersonations. But yeah, again, Michael Caine

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Speaker 3: was of the view that if he could control his eyes,

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Speaker 3: if he didn't have to blink on screen, he would

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Speaker 3: be far more engaging when he was acting. So if

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Speaker 3: you actually watch any Michael Caine movie, he never blinks ever.

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Speaker 4: He never blinks.

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Speaker 3: He never blinks, and he's got the nickname on set

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Speaker 3: of snake eyes.

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Speaker 2: Really that's actually a thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is actually a thing because he never ever

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Speaker 3: blinks when he is on screen.

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Speaker 1: Saw a child with a ruby.

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Speaker 3: So again, so again, that is a huge sacrifice. He

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Speaker 3: has put his eyes on the line, effectively cut.

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Speaker 1: Off my ruby, my batman bit. I'm not happy about that, sorry.

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Speaker 2: Going a child with a ruby de size of a tangode.

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Speaker 4: Definitely worth it.

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Speaker 3: So so, yeah, he's put his body on the line

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Speaker 3: for the job. I know you've put your body on

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Speaker 3: the line for the job before. You once copped a

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Speaker 3: hit in the face with a fish from a UFC

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Speaker 3: fighter f.

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Speaker 2: True story.

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Speaker 4: Everyone I did.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why we did it.

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Speaker 4: I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: My producer was a meglo maniac.

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Speaker 4: You hated me. Ah, that's the reason anyway. So you've

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Speaker 4: done it. I've done it. I've done it so many times.

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Speaker 3: I've done it so many times that there isn't enough

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Speaker 3: time in this spot for me to go through it.

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Speaker 3: I'll play my sacrificial acts after the song. But again,

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Speaker 3: for you guys out there, thirty one or six fives

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Speaker 3: the number. Have you put your body on the line

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Speaker 3: for the job, for the job?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you once sweat. I am in great, wide infested

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Speaker 2: waters for the job.

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Speaker 4: I've got a lot of examples. We'll talk about mine

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Speaker 4: up now.

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Speaker 2: That you put your body on the line there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: almost appreciated that you were naked as well. It was

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Speaker 2: totally warm.

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Speaker 1: I hear Woods, I hear hear a bit of a

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Speaker 1: package of some of your worst work, very short, which

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna call it my worst work.

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Speaker 2: That was my worst word.

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Speaker 3: No, it's me putting my body on the line for

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Speaker 3: the show, which is actually quite quite impressive in something

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Speaker 3: toof thy cap to if you are wearing one. But

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Speaker 3: the reason I'm going to play. That is because we

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Speaker 3: are taking your calls now. And if you have put

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Speaker 3: your body on the line for the.

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Speaker 4: Job and then here comes a.

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Speaker 3: Rayah, we're talking about it because Michael Kaine doesn't blink

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Speaker 3: on screen every single movie he's been in. If you're

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Speaker 3: watching Michael Kaine movie this weekend, if you happen to

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Speaker 3: stumble across one, he will never blink on camera because

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Speaker 3: you're more engaging when you don't blink.

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Speaker 4: Do you know how painful that would be?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I was gonna how is that putting your body?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't meant to stinging? Hold your eyes

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Speaker 2: open now, this is a very audible bit.

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Speaker 4: No, no, but wait for it. Sting stinging yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it's not there, ah, stingy for me.

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Speaker 4: You're trying to do a whole scene with that blinket.

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Speaker 2: Let's just get get the wet.

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Speaker 4: I prefer to have the wind. This was a new Victoria.

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Speaker 4: This was your gardener that put their body on the line.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's correct what they do. So they were washing

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Speaker 5: out the bottom of the lawn after they'd finished the lord,

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Speaker 5: and they chopped the tip of their finger off.

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Speaker 1: Oh and now you know what you meant to do

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Speaker 1: in that scenario, you meant to put your finger in

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Speaker 1: a bag of ice.

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Speaker 5: Yes, we were pretty quick thinking about that. So we

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Speaker 5: heard the hollering from outside, and that was my handy

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Speaker 5: job to find his finger in the cut grass.

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Speaker 4: Did you get it back on? Did you get it

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Speaker 4: back on? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah they did. They managed to get.

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Speaker 4: It back on a story.

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Speaker 1: It almost feels like something you want to try out,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it?

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Speaker 2: Like it seems.

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Speaker 1: Because my mom, You know, my mum works in hands,

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Speaker 1: so she used to do it all the time. So

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Speaker 1: people would call her and they trop a finger off

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Speaker 1: and she'd be like, right, put it in a bag

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Speaker 1: with ice driving in. And then it sounds like, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's almost just like pulling out a tooth.

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Speaker 4: To a radio bit next week, trop me finger off?

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Speaker 2: Oh you're volunteering your finger.

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Speaker 4: I thought it might have to rock off or something.

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Speaker 4: That'd be a good bit, man, I'd love to do that.

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Speaker 4: Write that down for a brainstorm it that that could

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Speaker 4: be a good bit next week?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 4: Trop me finger off? And then we put him back

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Speaker 4: and then can we get him back together again? You

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Speaker 4: like a humpty dumpty song.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind it?

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Speaker 4: And we put him back together.

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Speaker 2: That's definitely not.

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Speaker 1: Grammy put him back together again. Not We just go

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Speaker 1: for a different thing so we can just steadily dismember you.

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Speaker 2: So like first first weeks of finger get me pinking,

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Speaker 2: and then we're like, can we take his nose off?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you know, we need a god damn chainsaw.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's go to Chris.

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Speaker 4: Chris, it was a bit of a whack.

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Speaker 3: Remember, Chris, you put your body on the line regularly,

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Speaker 3: regularly for the job.

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Speaker 4: Chris, Yeah, mate, So well not anymore.

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Speaker 2: But I am a snake handler at the moment.

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Speaker 5: But I used to be a professional adventurer.

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Speaker 2: A professional adventurer, yes, does that involved? So I'm actually

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Speaker 2: the first person in history to ascend.

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Speaker 3: The Murray River.

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Speaker 2: So kayak against the flow for six months?

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell? Wow? So when did you put your body

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Speaker 4: on the line though, Chris?

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Speaker 2: So two and a.

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Speaker 5: Half thousand kilometers forty seven degree heat down.

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Speaker 2: This isn't just a chance for you to tell us

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Speaker 2: what happened, Chris. We're looking for like, did you fighter?

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Speaker 2: Did you fight a crocodile on the river?

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Speaker 1: I did twenty six snake rescue, spent three days with

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Speaker 1: an Eastern brown snake in my.

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Speaker 5: Up in hospital halfway through with mercury poisoning.

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Speaker 4: Geez.

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Speaker 1: But I suppose the question is is he putting his

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Speaker 1: body on the line or is or is that the job?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? I'm put my body

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Speaker 2: on the line for the job.

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Speaker 4: To topic, that's a topic.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it was the job though. No, No,

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Speaker 2: I mean you're putting your body on if.

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Speaker 1: Your job, if your job is swimming with sharks, you

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Speaker 1: can't say I put your body on the line for

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Speaker 1: the job because that is the job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, who cares, mate, It's a good story.

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Speaker 1: Chris has just leveraged that as a way for him

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Speaker 1: to call up and say that he was the first

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Speaker 1: manager to paddle against the flow on the.

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Speaker 4: Merry rivers off to the big phone.

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Speaker 2: We'll come in, Bunny good on him anyway.

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Speaker 4: Before the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's a fit. We all were a bit

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Speaker 4: You're the only person who was pissed off. I don't

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Speaker 4: know why we're going to go to traffic.

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Speaker 3: But before before we do go to traffic, here is

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Speaker 3: a montage that Team Mail audio producer has put together

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Speaker 3: of me putting my body on the line.

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Speaker 4: Who has chili? One of us is dipped in ice.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna hum a jingle of what he doesn't guess

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Speaker 1: the jingle He has to brand himself with a foot.

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Speaker 4: I'm now strapped to a birth simulator.

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Speaker 3: Effectively, it simulates the contractions that you get during pregnancy.

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Speaker 2: Let's play wax it.

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Speaker 1: You just have to suggest a person and would say

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Speaker 1: whether or not anything's through and Madame Dussord's wax museum.

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Speaker 2: If he gets it wrong, hair on machine goes wow,

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Speaker 2: you actually have hurt yourself.

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Speaker 1: A lot for this show is that there's more you

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Speaker 1: haven't poundled up straight up the Murray River and slip

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Speaker 1: in the tent with the Brown Snakes for three days.

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Speaker 2: Of the Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to