WEBVTT - #34: Oh Dear! 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:06.200 It should in young people inhaling the gas from cooking 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:08.800 canisters known as names to get high. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:11.560 Some of the feelings make more since than the others. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:15.239 I've done everything for you my career on hold, I 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.280 could have been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:23.280 Bless yourself for observations. You didn't ask for his leadership. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:29.400 Well good, just. 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:33.479 A couple of Mitchell. One of us be mich and 0:00:33.479 --> 0:00:34.200 the other be Mitchell. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.519 Just to make things easier. Your Mitch, I only call 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.800 you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:42.600 You always call me Mitchell. Oh, no, he is Mitch. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.760 Julie and Mitchell. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:48.200 Kou Hello, Okay, guys, welcome back for another week. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:50.159 Jesus, I feel like I'm in centering the amount of 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.080 people that are in this room. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:51.280 I know. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:57.800 We've obviously got third Wheel groundskeeper Jeneral, Hello for five wheels. 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.720 Is there a word for that? 0:00:58.800 --> 0:00:59.960 It's just a fucking tractor. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.160 I've been in that kind of sexual situation. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.479 Yeah. So we've got Morgan and Mary from the Oh 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.039 Dear podcast. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:14.119 It's Dear Dear. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.600 Was there a particular inflection in mind when you named 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.280 the podcast. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.440 I think that like the first memory I have of it, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.320 which you can you're like so mad. We were in 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.080 the car and Morgan wanted me to get his phone 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.440 up for something and maybe not just looking at it 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:33.080 without his permission. Who knows it's me anyway, and some 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:35.560 guy hads messaged him on Grinder being like I want 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.680 to fuck you on your back, so I'm looking in 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.640 the eye. That was the first met you sent and 0:01:39.640 --> 0:01:43.600 Morgan said, oh, yeah, that was really funny. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:44.920 We named the podcast after it. 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.840 Yeah, beautiful something that's really nice to always remember that moment. 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.200 Yeah, one for the kids. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.800 So if you haven't heard O Deer's podcast, they really 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:57.280 have quite a killer catchphrase to go with it. I'm 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.280 hoping to get some help from you guys coming up 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.240 with a new catchphrase for us, because it's not on 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.760 your level. So it's what is it your source for. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.000 Pop culture politics? Penis and pussy sounds. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.360 Like lay the catchphrase during the election. 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.280 That's that is what we're channing. 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.600 Yeah, that's what penny want we'll run with in twenty 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.359 should be like I don't don't pussy pussy. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:24.560 Pussy pussy and pussys who came up with the catchphrase. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.720 I was thinking about this in the guy right here 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:28.680 because I've never really thought about it much. 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.520 But I think we just kind of did it. 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.600 I think we count with politics and pop culture and 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:34.600 then I think we had to think of it. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.160 We wanted to do something like, you know, gay and girl, 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:37.960 but we didn't want to. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:42.120 Like exclude or include, so like you know, sex Organs yea. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:43.639 Just didn't really ring off. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:44.880 Makes sense when if. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.760 You listen to the first like three episodes, I cannot 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:50.280 say pussy, I'm like stunning and like you take it 0:02:50.320 --> 0:02:55.240 Marry Like I'm like, have you ever seen one? Of course, 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.120 like in a dark party on a reclining chair. But 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.239 that's a whole story. Yeah, okay, but you've never sort 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.520 of no, I've never been like face to face with 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:04.640 the mid the legend. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:08.119 You've never looked someone out. That's that's what he wanted 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:08.680 to know, Mogan. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:10.520 This sounds like the debate with Penny Wong and the 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:11.040 Liberal leader. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.720 So you've never leaked someone out that Albert. 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:15.280 That's interesting. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:16.880 How can you leave the country if you've never. 0:03:16.800 --> 0:03:23.640 Taken Albert Albert albans Yes, it's name Albert, Yeah, Anthony, Anthony. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:26.200 She calls him Albert. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.560 I would have loved Penny Wong and ten just females 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:30.560 in power. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.440 That like I just can't get hard, Like I just 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:36.400 can't get all the way there. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:39.840 You don't like she's just not like the card for 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:40.280 a Tanya. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.400 I don't find her that like warm. No, a woman 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.080 needs to be warm to be a leader. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.880 But she does be warm. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.160 She just seems like the stepmom that never really loved you. 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:55.000 Yes that is actually had through. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.480 She does the right thing, she buys the Christmas present. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.920 She doesn't call you fat, but you don't feel comfortable. 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:02.680 She'll happily pull you aside and be like, I think 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.360 what your dad really wants to say. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.120 To you is you know when your father was abused 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:07.840 as a child. That's why his problems with emotions. So 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.840 stop looking at him like that. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:12.360 Yeah, I remember the same sex marriage like decision day 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.360 when magn Spaganski was sweating and just sucking on the 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.720 stage dancing her last time we brought her out for 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.720 a few Oh yeah, she's back in her and kim 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:21.360 k that was the last time we saw her, And 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.680 which is so I stepped on ten. You put her 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.120 sex foot like just before the announcement was drawn because 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:26.560 we were. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:29.520 She was no, I was nowhere here. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:31.359 I bolted to her foot and I just stomped on 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:32.800 it and I stood on it and she said funk 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:33.320 and I was like. 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:35.039 Yeah. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:36.560 And then when the same sex I was, I was 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:40.000 in the closet and when and when you're really hot 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.920 it give me a number. And then and I still 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.120 in the dark, like the vote is yes, and she 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.680 went congratulations to. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:54.839 You like this hair cuts just like an accident. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.720 It was really windy on the way here, like he 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:58.400 hears up on its O. 0:04:59.640 --> 0:04:59.920 I don't know. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:00.600 It's just fun. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.040 Well, anyway, you guys have got a challenge to come 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.080 up with a better catch phrase than our current one. 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.080 What is it? Our current catchphrase is something we've noticed, 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.320 something we hate or appreciate. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:11.919 That's what the is? It just means are at the 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:13.600 start of every show have you two brought it? 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:15.280 Is it just a really good one? 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:18.799 Teasers? 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:21.880 My phone's attacking me like it's reading me to filth. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:22.800 I love that. 0:05:22.880 --> 0:05:29.159 Yeah, people are rude, that's is it just me? 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:29.960 Or people rude? 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:30.240 No? 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:34.520 No, no, people are rud through your friends any Morgan to 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.560 day to complain about someone and then Morgan was like, 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:38.440 just use that for your thing. You're funny, and I 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:39.159 was like, she's. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.240 Just not a good friend your funny part. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:42.960 Okay, I just put that in there for my own 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.240 self esteem, but you tear it right down. 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.680 So we have four gems? Are you gonna come up 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:48.640 with a catchphrase for us? 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:49.400 I'm working on that. 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.039 If you think of an gym as well, we may 0:05:54.040 --> 0:05:56.200 as well make it a home run. So please let 0:05:56.279 --> 0:06:00.479 us know before because there's a lot going on. Good 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.960 when everyone in the room is doing it, is it 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.040 just me? Each then I'm like, fuck, Jenna, probably. 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.120 Come I'm going to think of I think you start 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:08.480 us off. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:09.719 Okay, well what's yours about? 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:10.000 Do you know? 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:12.400 Mine is something that I never I have never done 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:13.960 in my life and I never want to do, but 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:15.000 I want to be able to do it. But I 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:16.040 think it's discriminatory. 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.080 Liking pussy. Yeah, I've done that. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.560 I thoroughly enjoyed it. Oh you have the day the 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:23.600 same sex marriage debate. I stood on this and she's like, 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.919 come back to PM, what's your palmon house? And I 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:26.919 went back and it's not. 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:30.599 Because that's what they call it where's the m meant 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:31.120 to Parliament? 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:35.720 To a should you kick yourself meets? You're going to 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:36.200 start us? 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:38.880 Yeah, I'm ready, Bradley, count me in, Dylan. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.120 Is it just me? 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:47.400 Is there like a small part of you that kind 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:50.560 of wonders, as a male, what it would be like 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:56.640 to be pregnant, Like, spare me the birth. I don't 0:06:56.720 --> 0:07:00.119 need that situation, but like, yeah, I just feel like 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.560 the trippiness of having an actual being inside you would 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.120 be wild. You can't not form a bond of it 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:07.880 as well, you know what I'm saying. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.960 I have zero interest in that happening to me. 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:10.360 Really. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:13.520 I just think it would feel like nauseating the whole time, 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:16.360 Like you know that feeling yeah sometimes when you're like. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:20.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do sickness. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:20.920 Yeah. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.160 Also, but like I feel like I have cravings and 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.240 I it's the weirdest fucking shit. The other night I 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.920 got little ginger snap biscuits at one in the morning 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.080 because that's I went to a service station. I wanted 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.600 to take ginger. So I feel like I'd fuck with 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.360 all the cravings. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.000 I feel like you've told the story to a pregnant 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:36.840 woman and then wondered why she's hated you. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:38.360 I get you. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:39.240 I get exactly what. 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:42.640 The other night and I had the weirdest craving. Oh 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.400 you're in severe pain. No, no, no cravings. Back to craving, honey. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.640 Yeah, it's that's the only thing I can relate. 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:48.800 You've pregnancy. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.400 I don't care, No, I have no interest. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:54.560 Well, the reason I bring it up, I've just had 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:59.160 a sudden curiosity about pregnant men because the other day 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:00.880 in my YouTube record men died. Do you remember that 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.320 pregnant man that was on Oprah eight es ago? 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:04.320 Question? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.760 I wrote it down. His name's Thomas Beattie. It was 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:10.560 like one of their most highest rating episodes of Oprah ever. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:11.360 Because he's interesting. 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:14.720 Yeah, it was because he obviously he was born a woman, 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.520 transitioned to a man, and then he had his he 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:20.040 still had his reproductive organs, so he was able to 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:23.400 get pregnant, and so you just had this visual of 0:08:23.440 --> 0:08:27.800 like a man with a beard and a giant pregnant belt. Yeah. 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.960 And then so that came up on YouTube and I 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:34.040 was watching that going fascinating. And then literally a couple 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.920 of weeks ago, I saw this Daily Mail article come 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:37.480 up here Young. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:44.480 He doesn't do this, just coman transgender model whose husband 0:08:44.520 --> 0:08:46.240 was born a woman and he's carrying their baby. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:48.800 Chairs sweet snap of her kissing his bump. 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:50.839 Look at it, showing me give me a. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:51.640 Dog I want to see. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.640 So I looked at these photos and I'm like, damn it, 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.280 I kind of wish I could do that. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.000 And apparently it's a lot more complicated than like the 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.680 hormone levels and the balances that these men have to 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.439 get at to be able to still do this is like, yeah, ridiculous, 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.040 Like it's medical beyond belief and it's not just still 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:08.200 got the bit, so do it. 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.200 Like one thing I remember from the Oprah thing was 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:16.319 this is graphic but whatever. Apparently all the testosterone that 0:09:16.920 --> 0:09:20.920 Thomas had taken had enlarged his clitteress, which made the 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.000 natural birth complicated. And they only realized that, like while 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.960 he was trying to give birth. They're like, fuck your clips, Hue, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.400 it won't come out. So yeah, they had. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:33.600 To Oprah's like Gail had the exact same problem. She 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:34.360 went through it with her. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:37.600 But I got our friend, but I got sister. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.079 You deserve the mother we all need. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.800 Anyway, I was thinking, Okay, this guy on Oprah, this 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.120 model in the Bloody Daily Mail. These are the only two, 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.640 you know, pregnant trans men that I've actually heard of, 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.599 And I'm like, I wonder how common that actually is 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.280 because that was ages ago, the Oprah thing, and then 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.720 did a bit of googling. Would you like to have 0:09:57.760 --> 0:10:01.000 a guess at how many transien men have given birth 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.600 in Australia in the last ten years? 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:06.040 Oh my god, I would actually probably say zero, one 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.200 hundred and seventeen, forty five, seventy three. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:14.040 Well, Morgan, you were closest two hundred and twenty eight. Wow, 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.520 I'm like, wow, in the past how many ten years 0:10:16.559 --> 0:10:18.640 in Australia. I was like, who are these people? Why 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:20.480 are they not on the project? I want to hear 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:22.600 all about this. I was so fascinated by that. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.640 So you're the project, Like, which one of you is homophobic? 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:29.600 It's totally Pete Hellier, Yeah. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.480 Pete's fine with an Iracon carries like, I'm focusing on 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:32.319 my beanies, no time. 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.679 I don't have time for a pregnant man on that 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.680 show is so homophobic. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:37.920 Behind the scenes, I'm trying to. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:39.760 Sell beanies and Tommy's trying to get a wife. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.600 Time we're not having Joel Creasy again. 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:46.680 No, why get Tom palad On, Yeah, yeah he has. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:53.040 Views that Nicholson one, you said that with this stain 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.000 you're not like recently? 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:54.840 No do. 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:55.839 I just can't remember his name. 0:10:56.760 --> 0:10:59.720 He didn't give you a cigarette one, Yeah, we're ark. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:00.960 Ones wouldn't light my cigarette. 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.760 So what I said the dog move though, not lighting 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:06.720 someone's dart. If you've got a light of he wouldn't 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.560 like this is a fake story. I'm just making a 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:10.360 general statement. 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.040 I'm so doesn't call me. 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.199 She doesn't like to go clubbing, So I like to 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.560 lessons learned in the art smokers alley. I like to 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:18.000 pass them. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:20.800 So many things you like, I climb the back fence 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:21.840 to get out of the arc of trash. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:23.720 Ally was like stop. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.599 Stop, I tried to. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.760 Is there not a gate? There is a gate, and 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.440 it is an exit to scale the fence. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:33.760 You're feel Sometimes things happen you need to scale of fences. 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.440 Your friend can't scale the friends. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:36.959 As well, So you've had more caps than you ever 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:38.439 have before, and you just don't know what to do. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:41.120 Fair enough a fence, fair enough judgment. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.840 Speaking of drugs, I just realized I completely forgot the 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:48.080 most important part of the show, arguably every time we 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.280 get a guest on, I like to get them to 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.560 contribute to our list of things better than drugs and dick. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.440 It's basically just a way to appreciate the small things 0:11:57.520 --> 0:11:59.920 in life reads that are currently on the honorable mention. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:06.080 So a cool breeze, beautiful pizza, fluffy socks on a 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.559 cool evening. You mustn't lose sight of fluffy socks when 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:13.840 you're getting dicked down. That when you open a beer, 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:19.760 a nice hot bar. I've got one to add, you've 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:21.439 thought of one. This list is getting very long with 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:22.240 all the guests anyway. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.280 Like a nice wheat bag, like a nice hot week. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.080 Yeah, okay, yeah. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.319 You're my mother. You think do you think bags cure things? 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:29.600 Don't you? 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.320 Oh? God? Yeah, who wants to go first? 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.000 I'll give a crack. What about the feeling of when 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.000 you get into bed with socks on and you take 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:39.480 the socks off in bed, but. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.280 That sheets have to be fairly clean. Yeah, there's nothing 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:50.400 worse than like experiencing grit is off the table. 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:53.520 There's often a crumb of a crusket in my bed. 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:54.440 At a hotel. 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:59.760 That's when I get that, what about you, Mary? What's 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:01.000 a better? And drugs and dick. 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:02.839 Stealing from the soul so check out and getting away 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:03.080 with her? 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.480 Yes, but we endorse that or condone it. 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:10.559 It's disgusting. I would never Also, I would never favor 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:11.280 price of bacon. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.600 Good addition to the list. All right, now that that's 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.080 out of the way, you're ready for your gym? 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.320 Yeah? The weak I'm ready to go. Okay, Bradley ready? 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:24.280 Is it just me? 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.480 Should skinny dipping be renamed to just dipping? 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.120 Because everyone's. 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:36.720 I am. 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:40.600 I am the size of a demountable and I can't 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:43.319 six foot three, you know, and I wear a three XL. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.640 I'm not a small boy, so I can't be skinny dipping. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:47.880 I'm not skinny. It just doesn't work for me. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:50.440 You know, do you have a name for it? 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:53.640 I thought we could brainstorm. We could just call it, 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.400 you know, curvy dipping. No, because what if you're not curvy? Like, 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:59.000 for God's sake, Mitch, isn't kurvyping? 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.920 You could be we first and foremost, I want to 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:04.400 know who came up with google? 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:05.600 Can you google? 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.800 Who thought of skinny? I never realized that that name 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:11.320 is you know, probably it was Kate mask like. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:11.839 You just don't know. 0:14:12.480 --> 0:14:13.160 I'll just say. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.160 And Frank, which. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.160 Being like when I go swimming, it's called skinny dipping. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.840 They were like put on the. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:25.640 Direct, the direct for bread and mums. I'm going to 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.480 benefit off it. Genner, have you got an answer for 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:28.960 us who came up with skinny dipping? 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.120 Yes? I do so. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.240 It was first reported being used in nineteen forty seven. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.240 Swimming swimming naked be called skinny dipping because it was 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.760 the act of dipping nothing but skin in the water 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:42.720 while skim. 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:48.840 Maybe skinny didn't mean maybe a skin dipping. But yeah, 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:50.200 that's a horrory. That's a horror. 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:53.120 Yeah, sounds like there's acid involved. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.760 Yeah, and you going to get se sounds like something 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:58.240 a weird straight want to with your feet. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:03.280 I like, we could just call it dipping, don't you think. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:04.880 Ideas? 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:06.440 But then what is it when you're doing your clothes on? 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:07.200 You dipping? 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.120 But no one did go for true you need. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:15.560 To going for a dip. My mom just calls it 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:16.280 a rude swim. 0:15:17.200 --> 0:15:17.440 Root. 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.440 I love a skinny dip like I'm doing for. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.200 A root swim. It's my pool, it's my rules. When 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.520 you can buy a pool, you can have your own. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:26.000 Roll's so funny. 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.480 Hold on, what have you ever skinny dipped? 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.720 Yeah? Yeah, have you know that sexual animal? How do? 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.680 Of course I have? But I just don't enjoy the phrase. 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.400 You know, the phrase a rude swim. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.280 I like root swim. That sounds way less cheeky when 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.640 you pitch it to your friends. Guys, let's later, let's 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:44.920 go for a read swim. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:47.840 Swim is kind of hot to go for a rude swim. 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:53.280 I like to change buy right now in swimming people. 0:15:54.320 --> 0:15:57.000 But the skinny dip has the essonance of the like, 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.560 it's nice. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:15:59.400 For rude dip? 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:03.080 Would you do that? I like, I'd rather rude dip 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:05.680 than skinny you have you skinned it before? No? 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.280 But I am for rude dipping. 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.680 Yeah, because you're inclusive. 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.320 Includes you're changing your Tinder bio as well. Yeah, you're like, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.400 I'm not going to spin it. I will. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.800 Then you're both awkwardly match because. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.120 Okay, I feel I feel like we've said I'm determined 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:23.080 to include a rhyme or something. I've googled words that 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.920 rhyme rhyme with rude, and there's nothing. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:30.960 That's another word for swimming, waiting, What about drowning? Isn't 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:31.880 that bodies? 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.440 What about an automatic splash? 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.880 Yeah, splash like a naked splash. 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:45.400 Gash splash Nightli. 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.680 Holidays. 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:51.120 You can follow the show online, just search a couple 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:51.680 of miches. 0:16:51.960 --> 0:16:54.640 If you don't you're a cad, make sure you go 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.240 search at O Deer on Instagram as well. Is that 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:57.760 your handle? 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:00.000 Guy deer podcast? Oh deer podcast? 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.840 I'm so who has dear? 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.400 There's another podcast called O Deer and it's all about God. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.000 Yep, like yeah, and they're a lot more famous than 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:10.159